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TSA Agent Caught Stealing From Passenger's Wallet At NYC Airport Checkpoint

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

TSA agents don’t get enough credit. They aren’t just experts at sexually molesting airport passengers, although they are very good at that. They have also become well known for outright theft.

Here’s the latest from the New York Post:

A TSA agent at JFK Airport was busted when he was caught stealing money out of a passenger’s wallet at a security checkpoint, authorities said.

 

Joe Bangay, 37, was processing passengers at Terminal 1 around 10:30 p.m. Saturday when he swiped $61 in cash out of the passenger’s wallet, according to police.

 

PAPD officers reviewed security footage and watched as the victim placed the wallet in a basket and laid it on the conveyor belt of the X-ray machine.

 

The cops then witnessed Bangay allegedly pick up the wallet and pocket the money.

 

The theft comes on the heels of several other crimes involving TSA agents.

 

Agent Margo Lauree-Grant was arrested earlier this month for allegedly stealing a Canadian passenger’s diamond-encrusted watch at JFK.

Don’t worry, they’re just keeping us safe.

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For related criminality courtesy of the TSA, see:

TSA Agent Arrested for Sexually Molesting South Korean Woman at NYC’s LaGuardia Airport

TSA Agents Caught Gaming System so Male Screener Could Grope Attractive Passengers; No Criminal Charges Filed

TSA Air Marshal Arrested for Taking Photos Up Passengers’ Skirts

Big Brother Idiocy – TSA Spent $160 Million on Naked Body Scanners that Fail 96% of the Time

Judicial Watch Obtains Documents Proving Systemic Sexual Abuse by TSA Workers at Airports Nationwide

 

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Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:14 | 6579926 NotApplicable
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Merely confiscating contraband. Nothing to see here...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:15 | 6579937 TeamDepends
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There could have been a terrst in that wallet. This man is a hero.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:18 | 6579958 y3maxx
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Passenger's lucky....the NSA guard might have swiped his passport.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:21 | 6579982 nuubee
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In the end, all he took was some worthless paper. It's not like he stole the man's real money.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:23 | 6579998 0b1knob
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The police confiscate property including cash all the time from people who are not even suspected of a crime.

Why shouldn't the TSA grab some loot too?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:27 | 6580019 TruxtonSpangler
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Not like anyone might notice... Who is stupid enough to even attempt that?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:54 | 6580126 COSMOS
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Did anyone point out that the LEO pension funds are dipping and stealing more out of my wallet than that TSA agent, while the LEOs were watching him on video eating their donuts.  Add to that their overtime and prime insurance coverage which I pay for them but I dont get.

And their job is no more dangerous than my existance having to walk around this world without a gun and a bullet proof vest and instant backup from a posse of heavily armed SWAT.  Im the target they arent.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:14 | 6580304 Four chan
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dindunuffin.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:34 | 6580416 AssFire
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A Jeopardy question:

a fat lip, a black eye, or a job...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:54 | 6580509 Stuck on Zero
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Always travel with a dummy wallet filled with dog poo.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:55 | 6580521 Fukushima Sam
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Who gropes the gropers?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 00:28 | 6582678 TruxtonSpangler
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This TSA groping/theft is all part of the plan. Everything is going according to script.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 01:22 | 6582751 Gankfest
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My balls are safe for travel... Game on! \o/

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:04 | 6582883 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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With corruption being endemic to all sorts of American law enforcement agencies, it begs the question: Do Black Lives Matter activists not have a point?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:20 | 6582897 nmewn
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Ummm, you probably should have waited for a different article to again try to divert the comments off topic and onto race, cuz Joe Bangay is ummm, how can I put this delicately...black...lol.

#JoeBangaysLifeMattersMore ;-)

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/09/tsa_agent_arrested_for_stealing...

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:58 | 6582935 Bendromeda Strain
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Larssen cannot help his knee jerk reaction. The jerk is all knees apparently.

PS - Hey Larsson, what percentage of cops charged in the Freddie Gray death are black?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 06:02 | 6582939 nmewn
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If the Knee-Jerk-Into-Mouth were an Olympic event ole Lars would get the gold everytime...lol...course, he wouldn't have any teeth left...but still ;-)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:58 | 6580539 TongueStun
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I'll bet he was a good boy, on his way to college in the fall, and he nevah daid nuffins two nowuns......

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:11 | 6580609 Son of Loki
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Do 12,000 laptops go missing each week at U.S. airports?

 

http://www.networkworld.com/article/2273773/lan-wan/do-12-000-laptops-go...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6580760 DutchR
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BITCOIN

 

Well, somebody had to say it.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:12 | 6580937 Meat Hammer
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So, the other day I was exiting the freeway, turning onto the thoroughfare entrance to my local airport.  As I was approaching the car in front of me I noticed a bumper sticker that announced the driver's preference for a presidential candidate known as Hillary Clinton.  I also noticed the obligatory COEXIST bumper sticker next to the obligatory Darwin walking-fish magnet thingy.  The individual was driving well below the speed limit and swerving a bit, clear indications of somebody texting while driving.  As I passed this mongrel and was about to give her the WTF stare, I noticed something that I shouldn't have found surpising at all....she was a TSA AGENT on her way to work!  Mother fuckin A.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:19 | 6581009 greenskeeper carl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq-G4HATiC8

 

did she look something like the "i need to check your asshole" lady?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:29 | 6581074 Meat Hammer
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Hahaha!  No, she wasn't a darkie.  She was white, obese, wearing the intellectual, thick-framed, I-hang-out-at-Starbucks-in-my-free-time-even-though-I-claim-to-hate-big-corporations glasses, probably about age 25, fugly penis-repellant.  You know the type, Carl.  The I hate men but I wish one of them would fuck the shit out of me just once type.  

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:10 | 6581298 greenskeeper carl
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ya I know the type. Being a TSA agent is the PERFECT job for them, too.  Anyone with a hillary clinton bumper sticker while also displaying the "coexist" nonsense is obviously an idiot, don't even have to interact with them to make that determination. The first time I saw that southpark, my first comment was that they must have done their research observing the TSA at the atlanta airport. Im from there originally, and that is EXACTLY what you will be dealing with when flying through there.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 23:25 | 6582578 palmereldritch
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The bigger the Government, the bigger the theft

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 00:13 | 6582647 Richard Chesler
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This so racist, it only takes one of us caught stealing on camera and you all assume Obama's sons are all bad?

Won't someone think of my below average-IQ other ugly bastard children?

Where is Hillary on this very important matter? She seems to care a lot in profiting from us little people. Where do I send my contribution to th her non-profitable foundation?

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 03:05 | 6582754 ZD1
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Why are all of the TSA agents in the pics on Mike Krieger's Liberty Blitzkrieg blog always white dudes?

 

http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2015/04/16/tsa-agents-caught-gaming-system-...

 

http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2015/08/27/big-brother-idiocy-tsa-spent-160...

 

 

Most TSA agents aren't white and most look like they could be Obama's sons and daughters. 

Like most federal agencies, the TSA provides affirmative action sheltered employment to a segment of the population that is low-level, incompetent, scandalous, molesting, abusive, and in some cases criminal.

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:06 | 6582889 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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"Won't someone think of my below average-IQ other ugly bastard children?"

Are you referring to infant Rednecks?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 07:13 | 6583010 Dearlydeparted
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Eirik

Quite the contrary we had in mind your offsprings.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 23:34 | 6582590 palmereldritch
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@DutchR

http://www.rt.com/usa/316232-pleads-guilty-bitcoin-ponzi/

Prosecutors said that the scheme, which the Texas man ran in 2011 and 2012, resulted in Shavers controlling 7 percent – more than 764,000 – of all bitcoins in circulation at one point. The 764,000 bitcoins were valued at around $4.6 million at the time, and would be valued at about $173 million based on current exchange rates.

But wait. Here's the best part:

He reportedly used at least 146,000 bitcoin – more than $33 million based on current exchange rates – to pay for personal expenses, including a BMW M5 sedan, a $1,000 steakhouse dinner in Las Vegas, spa treatments, casino visits, rent, and groceries.

A federal prosecutor said Shavers did, however, invest some of the bitcoin in the now-defunct Tokyo-based Mt. Gox bitcoin exchange.


Somebody had to say it

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:52 | 6582914 goldsansstandard
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Before Bit coin nobody got away with Ponzi schemes using cash, checks, or debit cards.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:31 | 6581153 A Nanny Moose
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Obviously these protectors of liberty are underpaid. If we only gave TSA greater funding, this would not have happened.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:54 | 6581218 Flagit
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Always travel with a dummy wallet filled with dog poo.

 

I've just been carrying it in my pocket...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:44 | 6580472 centerline
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Just wait until those pension funds really start to roll over.  We ain't seen nothing yet! 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:13 | 6580619 Dinero D. Profit
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Let me mention Einstein again.

 

Einstein again,

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:47 | 6580800 JLee2027
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This fella has such a proper name though.

Joe Ban-gay.

 

Obviously the TSA set him up.

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:33 | 6580057 Miffed Microbio...
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Stop being so mean. That man is clearly a kleptomaniac and deserves your kindness and understanding. He should be removed from the wallet search area and placed in the genital fondling line so he can have his dignity restored and remain a productive member of society.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:42 | 6580081 813kml
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That would just be enabling, no doubt he would try to steal some family jewels.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:13 | 6580300 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Stop it, Miffed and 813, stop it this instant!

Okay, that's enough. I can't continue this with a straight face.

Both of you are funnier than hell. Thanks for the laugh!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:53 | 6580505 kaiserhoff
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If sarcasm ever becomes an Olympic sport,

  ZH will run the table;)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:09 | 6580598 TeamDepends
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And the gold for progressive-put goes to...............MDB!!!!! (crowd goes nuts)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:44 | 6580773 DutchR
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This is better than real life...

 

chomping on popcorn, honey I need another beer...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 21:01 | 6582089 FreedomGuy
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Seriously, don't we read ZH as much for the comments as the contrarian analyses?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 05:44 | 6582917 RockySpears
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Where are the analyses?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 07:24 | 6583026 de3de8
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@ freedom guy : yes

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:20 | 6580337 Kobe Beef
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I'll bet $100 the perp is a Negro.

Takers?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:42 | 6580459 Proofreder
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DING, DING, DING ... we have a winner -

Ace of spades

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/09/tsa_agent_arrested_for_stealing...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:43 | 6580466 Colonel Klink
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But I'm sure it's somehow homophobic because his name has the word gay in it.  Instead of a mugshot he should be on the cover of Vogue.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:56 | 6580525 Miffed Microbio...
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"Bang gay"? Oh dear that just can't be. Was this story originally from the Onion?

Maybe I was a little hasty transferring him to the genital fondling line.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:56 | 6580528 kaiserhoff
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If that Dude is only 37, he's been rode hard and put away wet!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:12 | 6580611 Son of Loki
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NAAGP [National Association for the Advancement of Groper Peeples] objects!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:45 | 6580785 kralizec
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NAFR (Negro Association for Forced Reparations) objects too!  Shit it that wallet belong to the brotha, motha!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:16 | 6580994 Meat Hammer
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From the looks of his eyes in that picture I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he was going to purchase narcotics with the stolen fiat.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 03:54 | 6582854 jeff montanye
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that would give motive to what seems to have been a hasty decision.

remember they are there to stop the next bunch of suicidal saudis attacking our passenger planes and destroying high rise buildings (nuclear plants, suburban shopping malls, sports stadiums, take your pick).

that that never happened is not too important.

http://www.luogocomune.net/site/modules/sections/index.php?op=viewarticl...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:04 | 6580569 cosmyccowboy
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If Obama had a son...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:29 | 6581076 Never One Roach
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the other TSA agents had to know this guy was stealing from people. There is no way you can do that in the open the way he did with others not seeing it. That entire crew should be fired without pay and have one of their testicles squashed in front of other TSA agents so they get the idea. Better yet, dissolve the entire corrupt TSA agency of parasites.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:44 | 6581175 DollarMenu
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All thiis shit coulld be stopped if all who fly would just sit on their asses at home for a month.

The airlines would be so hungry, they'd eat the fuckin' TSA.

But, everyone has their nose in their phone and TSA will just go on and get worse.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 23:46 | 6582613 palmereldritch
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That shit is rampant.  Ask anyone who has traveled if their TSA secured luggage is ever missing anything.  What a fucking joke.  And the sheep bleat on...

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 06:00 | 6582937 FredFlintstone
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article says he is 37, looks at least 57. damn, life has been hard on him

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 19:35 | 6581786 bid the soldier...
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You don't think he'd slice them off, do you?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:27 | 6580379 Tall Tom
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Good to see your post.

 

Want something beautiful?

 

Check this out.

 

https://youtu.be/iU1K-9OISM4?t=28m4s

 

I wanted you to hear that first.

 

Then check this out and let it flow into what you just heard.

 

https://youtu.be/iU1K-9OISM4?t=22m22s

 

Grab some tissue. You may need it.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:48 | 6581191 ThanksChump
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Grabbed some earplugs instead. Anderson's voice is in that brain-splitting perma-tenor range that makes me stabby.

 

Yes's instrumentals are some of the greatest music ever, and the songs where Jon figures out that he's just one of the instruments - not the song - are excellent. But you have to keep your thumb on that Next Track button or he'll start that police siren screeching and you'll accidentally murder people.

 

I heard an interview that really helped explain why Yes couldn't retain band members, and why Rick Wakeman had such a huge drinking problem. Apparently, just being in a studio with Anderson, even when he's in an isolation booth, that 170db SPL screeching that he emits induces suicidal thoughts, psychotic hallucinations, and nausea.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:00 | 6580201 McMolotov
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What's the problem? This took place in NYC, well within the "Constitution-Free Zone." For those who don't know, the "Constitution-Free Zone" includes all land within a 100-mile radius of the US border around the country:

https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights-governments-100-mile-border-zone-map

http://www.voicesofliberty.com/article/is-america-becoming-a-constitutio...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:30 | 6581084 Never One Roach
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DiBlasio is proud of this guy; will probably award him the Big Apple Medal of Freedom next month.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:12 | 6581315 greenskeeper carl
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yep, due to that, my ENTIRE state is within one, as there is no part of FL that isnt within 100 miles of the coast.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:19 | 6580325 Raging Debate
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Becoming more like Mexico by the day. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:35 | 6581123 TeamDepends
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No, in Mexico you slide the guy $61 BEFORE the grope and you and your narcotics/contraband are "free to travel Mexico".

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:43 | 6581169 Meat Hammer
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If you add $5, his 19 year-old daughter will also give you a knuckle shuffle.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:43 | 6581436 TeamDepends
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Probably still a good idea to travel through Meheeco with Playboys and Marlboros. This simple strategy has gotten us out of a few situaciones muy mal.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:45 | 6580477 RaceToTheBottom
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The TSA agent probably thought it was a Bankster wallet.....

or Obama Wallet!!!!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:26 | 6581062 JRobby
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After all! They are $27k/year FEDERAL EMPLOYEES (thugs) forced to live in a studio/share at that rate. Of course they steal.

BUT! They were slick enough to keep their previous thieving off of their criminal records so they could get into that cushy job!

And they have to put out for the blue shirts too! So!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:25 | 6580002 38BWD22
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I wonder what would happen if/when I travel with some small gold coins...  Goons.  Watch them like a hawk.

And soon we will ALL have to travel w/ passports (domestic flights), ugh.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:36 | 6580070 nuubee
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What's hilarious is that California was not on the list of states where they were going to start requiring a passport for domestic flights... this is the state that first decided to issue state IDs/DLs to illegal immigrants...lol

So if you live in NY, you're an "unclean" citizen for not having your passport, but if you're an illegal alien in California, hop on board.

 

Goddamn the world is insane.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:08 | 6580275 Eurotrash Sorehead
Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:04 | 6580572 kaiserhoff
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Vonderbar. Thanks for that.  To the barricades.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:24 | 6581038 Meat Hammer
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I had never heard of RamZPaul, until now.  Man Crush!!!  What a pimp!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:29 | 6581079 Jena
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Use some of those gold spray painted tungsten coins, to see if they take the bait. If they do, you can have the satisfaction of knowing that someone, somewhere will get their just desserts eventually. If they don't, no harm done.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 06:02 | 6582893 Supernova Born
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Nice.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:29 | 6580032 Skateboarder
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mamaSkate showed me Mike Adams' anti-TSA techniques a couple of years ago - funny stuff (no, not really). We've since referred to this in jest, seriousness, or irony, when we travel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9O9HDhgjQ

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:54 | 6580165 Renfield
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Excellent, skate, well worth the watch. Many thanx to the mama.

Bookmarking this to show my mister!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:18 | 6581003 Ignatius
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Commedian Doug Stanhope says he crams every conceivable and perverse sex toy he can find in his travel bags.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:08 | 6580269 Duc888
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I just came back from Asia last week......had a bit of the dribblin' blobs there for two days... so I saved two pairs of underwear with some funky skidmarks in them and a bunch of sweaty dirty sox... and shoved those in my knap-sack.  Fuck-em.  I was laughin' my ass off every time they searched the knapsack and got a good ole wiff of my personalized DNA.

 

I left me "valuables" at my friends house over there for my next trip over in a few months.

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:30 | 6580699 Dinero D. Profit
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Duc....

 

Whiffing your knap-sack may be satisfactory suffering, according to theologists.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:10 | 6580285 Dubaibanker
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Poverty and third world like conditions in America are the real reason, this man committed the crime. Expect more such problems in the years ahead.

 

Hunger and Poverty Fact Sheet
Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:24 | 6580367 Kobe Beef
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Funny how poverty and third world conditions follow certain demographic elements wherever they go..

It's uncanny. Almost like voodoo or something.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:18 | 6579960 insanelysane
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Law Enforcement defense:  We suspected money was earnings from illegal activity.  Can't be convicted.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:35 | 6580068 CheapBastard
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When someone in a position of total authority does some shit like this ...one of their fingers should be cut off as part of their "on the job learning."

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:26 | 6580683 undertow1141
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I prefer job lost and dragged outside and shot.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:19 | 6579965 KnuckleDragger-X
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I see a promotion coming.....

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:19 | 6579966 cougar_w
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"There could have been a terrst in that wallet"

Given all the portraits of Washington and Lincoln the guy was carrying I'm surprized they didn't shoot him on the spot.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:43 | 6579996 Trogdor
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There could have been a terrst in that wallet. This man is a hero.

Well, according to the "authorities", there ARE turrerrists in our wallets ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOJZS6AeejA

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6580624 Son of Loki
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The TSA claims it thwarted over 587 terrist wallets from completing terrists operations in 2012.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:09 | 6580599 U4 eee aaa
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Benjamin Franklin was a rebel

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:34 | 6580726 Dinero D. Profit
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When I think of Benjamin Franklin, as I often do, I remember that he wrote two pamplets:  Advice to a Young Man Seeking a Mistress, and, The Technique of Farting.

 

What a jolly fellow!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:04 | 6580895 Meat Hammer
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He's helping start the ban on cash.  For the children.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 21:53 | 6582296 Chuck Walla
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Just more Civil Forfeiture, move along. Gotta make a dollah somehow.

FORWARD SOVIET THIEVES!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:17 | 6579952 WVHillbilly
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It's not like it's worth much anymore anyway...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:17 | 6579954 MalteseFalcon
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The TSA is security theatre.

SHUT.IT.DOWN

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:52 | 6580172 tarsubil
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The whole damn United States is theatre.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:11 | 6580287 Tall Tom
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Then also SHUT.IT.DOWN.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:38 | 6581136 Meat Hammer
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Comment of the day.  Golf clap.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:18 | 6579956 Five8Charlie
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I believe the correct term is 'forfeiture'. Nothing so gauche as confiscation or stealing.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:21 | 6579976 Ignatius
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The money was "liberated."  Yeah, that's the ticket.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:31 | 6580037 NotApplicable
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Noted.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:56 | 6580182 Jumbotron
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Sorry....Off Topic.

But CNBC has just released a bombshell on MArtin Shkreli, the sociopath CEO of the company that jacked that drug up 5000% overnight.

He truly is CRAZY !  In fact, he got run out of his old company for harassing an entire family of a guy he accused of fraud.

 

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/09/22/controversial-drug-ceo-was-accused-of-ser...

 

"Your husband had stolen $1.6 million from me and I will get it back. I will go to any length necessary to get it back," Shkreli allegedly wrote the wife of former Retrophin employee Timothy Pierotti in a January 2013 letter, according to court documents.

"Your pathetic excuse of a husband needs to get a real job that does not depend on fraud to succeed ... I hope to see you and your four children homeless and will do whatever I can to assure this," Shkreli allegedly wrote.

 

But HERE IS THE REAL REASON THIS COCKSUCKER IS RAISING THE PRICE OF THE DRUG 5000 %

 

 

Police in New Jersey were contacted about the alleged harassment as it escalated around Christmas, Retrophin settled a lawsuit against the ex-worker out of court, confidentially, in early 2014 after the employee's lawyer asked a New York judge to order Shkreli's computers to be analyzed on the heels of the allegations.

Retrophin's board later move to replace Shkreli as CEO, and he resigned his positions. Retrophin is now suing him for $65 million in a case where he is accused of acting against the interests of the company.

 

That's right.  This little sniveling cocksucker is being sued for 65 million dollars for his little sociopathic hissy fit.

Daddy needs a legal fund.  I think I'll just jack this drug up a few THOUSAND PERCENT !!!

 

But here's the kicker.  HE'S A COMPLETE FRAUD !!    IN HIS FORMER COMPANIE'S OWN WORDS

 

 

Shkreli, a former hedge fund manager, had been fired from Retrophin, which he founded, last year. In August, the company sued him in Manhattan federal court, for "repeatedly breaching his duty of loyalty to Retrophin," by allegedly using his control of Retrophin to "enrich himself and to pay off claims of [his prior hedge fund's] investors (who he had defrauded)," Retrophin claimed in its suit.

"Shkreli was the paradigm faithless servant," Retrophin charged in its suit, which is seeking $65 million in damages from its founder.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:39 | 6581143 Meat Hammer
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I junked you for temporarily de-railing the comedy train.

All ABOARD!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:38 | 6580442 JuliaS
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Cash can be set on fire, so it may as well be classified as an incediary device. And there is no telling what a gold or silver coin may contain. For all we know it may be a foil wrapped blob of C4, like one of them chocolate dollars.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:06 | 6580584 Kprime
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with a ligher and silver coins you could melt the silver into a weapon in flight.  They have to confiscate them all.  Fiat paper could be used to feed the recasting fire, must confiscate it too.  Your dick could be used to flash temper the metal, must confiscate your dick.

Now I'm thinking like a real TSA agent.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:36 | 6580737 lincolnsteffens
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Welcome to the third world!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:24 | 6581041 Fukushima Fricassee
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We need Justice but it is no where in the USSA

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:25 | 6581055 Nolde Huruska
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Just a footsoldier in the War on Cash.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 21:11 | 6581338 Mentaliusanything
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When Questioned about his actions he was heard to say "Civil asset forfeiture is allowed ain't it. Fucking Cops do it why can't I. If they can afford to Fly they can afford to pay"

FFS he is only learning from the biggest Kleptocracy in the "Free World"

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 19:22 | 6581759 presterjohn1198
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The agent merely confiscated 'drug' money.  The victim can buy a lot of drugs with $61.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 20:46 | 6582019 dimwitted economist
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those Brave Men and Women don't get paid enough... NOT NEARLY ENOUGH... OMG.. LOL!!!!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:14 | 6579928 ParkAveFlasher
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"This belongs to Janet Yellen, serf.  Now grab those ankles!"

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:15 | 6579932 MFL8240
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Not surprised!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:06 | 6580255 DetectiveStern
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I left Manchester Airport and had to surrender my lighter to the security nazis. Upon my return I bought a lighter from the shop in the airport which was practically empty of fuel. I wonder where they got those from...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:40 | 6581151 UselessEater
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I want to know who has my leatherman and pocket tools. After 9/11 the aussie air ports took even nail clippers.....at regional air ports with dirt strips. No compensation and no outcry. These were normal practical possessions. Now other women look at me funny when I express disgust. Money I spent and the practicality of the items gets a glazed look as if its my fault for being safety conscious. Upside down!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:15 | 6579935 RawPawg
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New ways of obtaining monies gotta start somewhere...pretty soon,this will be the new norm..moving on.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:16 | 6579942 Hippocratic Oaf
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Got into a scuffle with a TSA agent a couple weeks ago going through customs.

Got tired of being asked at 7 checkpoints to provide documents while my kid was crying at midnight.

Too much.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:37 | 6580437 Almost Solvent
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I like to think I would've slowed played it. The sounds of my children screaming and crying are unpleasant, but I can deal with it. Having TSA goon listen to that for 20 minutes would make me smile, but only on the inside lest he realize I'm fucking with him. 

 

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:16 | 6579944 Bastiat
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Cash is suspicious; best to just seize it.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:16 | 6579949 MFL8240
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Ban Gay!  

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:16 | 6579950 cougar_w
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The scope of unwarranted power at Homeland Security attracts criminals, sexual deviants and sociopaths. The entire monolithic criminal enterprise should be shutdown as the menace to civilization that it is.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:18 | 6579962 Teh Finn
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The entire monolithic criminal enterprise should be shutdown as the menace to civilization that it is.

It is operating precisely as designed.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:23 | 6579992 cougar_w
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That's no reason to tolerate it. I don't like the design because the design is corrosive and it should be shutdown.

I've shut it down by not flying. Ever. At all for any reason. I will never again set foot in an airline terminal.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:48 | 6580145 Ferrari
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Jeeze Miss Kitty! Don't you ever get the yen to travel accross the ocean? I suppose there are other means of transport...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:18 | 6580321 cougar_w
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Fuck the ocean. Fuck travel in general. The world is scary and you can have it. I get my seafood at the market and that's as close to the ocean as I need ever get.

People need to examine their priorities. If the TSA wants to grope me they'll have to break into my house to do it. In which event I get to eat them so they are perfectly welcome to try it.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:03 | 6580564 Kprime
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ditto.  Airports are banned from my life.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:38 | 6580747 sleigher
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Same here.  Never again.  I drive, period, and no distance is too far.  If it is then I don't need to go there.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:30 | 6581085 Fukushima Fricassee
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Try driving to Japan.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:09 | 6581289 cougar_w
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Nobody needs to go to Japan. There was a time when nobody even thought about going to Japan. Needing to go there is a very recent invention and part of the ongoing consumer illusion that is now rapidly falling down around our heads.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:21 | 6579979 insanelysane
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I'm pretty sure "attracts" is not the correct verb there.  More like "recruits" or "seeks people with the following tendencies".

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:41 | 6580454 Almost Solvent
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Radical Marijuana makes similar arguments about the violently enforced frauds that underpin government, but not nearly as succinctly :) 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:18 | 6579961 Mr. Bones
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The tip of the spear for banning cash.

 

The TSA has no law enforcement powers,  has never caught a terrorist and fails regularly at their own internal testing.  Why do they still exist?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:24 | 6580001 Jameson18
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They exist because its and Israeli company.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6580648 RandomWisdom
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They exist because it is an Israeli company.

Malarkey! 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:15 | 6581330 delacroix
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so as long as he didn't steal from a jew, what's the problem. according to them, we're here to be exploited by the tribe. god said it was   o k

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:26 | 6580013 mademesmile
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A 6% success rate is failing? :-)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:36 | 6580073 ZeroPoint
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Yep. He probably got training last week, and forgot they told him to wait for the policy to change.

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:32 | 6581100 Fukushima Fricassee
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"Why do they still exist?" Because you, we and I have not shut them down yet.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:18 | 6579963 centerline
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Not worth the risk with cash.  I think I will just go all electronic money.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:58 | 6580200 centerline
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oh, come on guys.  Was the /s really required on this one?  ha ha.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:32 | 6580715 undertow1141
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obviously

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:40 | 6581154 centerline
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Tough room today.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:19 | 6579968 Thick Willy
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Fuck the TSA.  Flying in Europe is a dream compared to being raped by the TSA for even domestic flights in the U.S.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 21:00 | 6581127 Fukushima Fricassee
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The TSA should not exist,  the TSA but they can fuck off

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 13:20 | 6579971 bshirley1968
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Same thing you would expect when traveling in Kenya or Zimbabwe.  Oh, wait a minute, could it have something to do with the current leadership in this country, since it is similar to other third world countries.

It is getting deep, folks.  You can just "feel" it all about to come unravelled.

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