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Tuesday Un-Humor: ISIS' Timeline Of The Apocalypse
Sometimes you have to just laugh:
It appears Step 1 is almost complete.
For more, read The ISIS Apocalypse: The History, Strategy, and Doomsday Vision of the Islamic State
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WHO cares. Papal is here! He will save us all.
middle east is being taken over by sheep herders with american weapons. Looks to me like they are all cowards, Iraq, Iran, saudi, UAE, kuwat, syria. all fuckin trash. why doesnt this communist pope take in the 9038480927429873498 refugees?? they can work together to combat this dangerous global warming he knows so much about
where's the part in the Timeline about receiving billions in cash and weapons and training from the CIA approved by the tyrannical creature known as the Hildabeast?
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Step 1 - restore Caliphate
Step 2 - TBD
Step 3 - Prophet
Step 1.5 Piss off an go to Germany for the good life befor ethe Russians kill me.
Nothing about killing women who braid their hair? It's almost like they aren't even trying anymore.
When do we get to step 10?
Step 2: People with 2 brain cells to rub together glassify Mecca and make the rest of the timeline irrelevant.
Clever!
Nothing about the Kardashians?
maybe # 10. The perfumed wind ... (whatever that means!)
The Kardashians are the antichrist or the antichrists.
More like harlots.
How bad do the Kardashians have to be to turn Mr Olympics into a queef? Dude must have been hatin' life, just sayin'
More perfumed wind.
three beers and three big bowls of red beans and rice, and you too will perfume the wind...
;-D
You would understand if they hadn't cut short the previous line. It actually says Gog and Magog rampage at a Taco Bell.
"I release perfumed wind from my anus in your general direction."
Up for the Monty Python reference.
Chem or Bio weapons that smell good.
I happen to know someone who put that theory forward, as well as noting the End Times elements of ISIS ideology, over a year ago...
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/08/fed-elites-islamic-end-times.html
/selfpromotion
"Fear is the mind killer"
Frankly, I thought that the appearance of this terrible movie made from one of the great novels (any genre) of all time was a sure sign of the End Times.
<----------- 6. Antichrist appears in Iran
<----------- 7. Jesus descends in Damascus
Ghey!
No. He's just British.
Sorry Hedgeless, I voted you down on that Sting one. With a camera every three frickin' feet these days, how is it that we haven't got some solid evidence of the existence of the supernatural world??????????
;-D
Yep. Well, Christianity and Dune are both works of Fiction.
The Xian Jesus never existed until Constantine and Friends amalgamated it from the Chrestus(means, good, useful) Cult, Mythraism, Egyptian, and other Cults/Religions/Philosophies of the Region (Dagon for the Pope's Pointy Fish Mitre-Cap, Dionysus for the Water/Wine, Vine, and Shepherd References, and Mythra (and others) for the 3 Wise Men, Solstice Birth, Death/Resurrection References e.g..)
They fashioned it as a replacement for Judaism; but trying to hijack and/or "bring into obsolescence" everyone's Favorite Middle Eastern Monotheistic Religion, Judaism.
yeah, well, the 9/11 commission report and most of what fills today's history books in high school are also works of fiction.
every society needs its myths to make sense of the world, or so i've heard.
In Hoc Signo Vinces
The douchebag, libtard, ego maniac Sting thinks he is God. Dork.
He and Stewart Copeland (see eye aye latch key kid) hated each other and fought like cats and dogs.
Another pop group, like the Laurel Canyon MIC gang of hippies bands, connected to the See Eye Aye.
I knew some people in the record business who knew him fairly well. His nickname is Stink because he has bad hygene.
Yeah but the bastid can sing.
And too think a movie of Dune could have been produced by Alejandro Jodorowsky! THAT would have been a superb adaptation...
Muad'Dib ! Muad'Dib !!
That's so weird. Right on my desk at work this very moment is a copy of Dune I am rereading for the first time in 30 years. Recently just watched the Syfy channel version from 2000.
What a work of fiction. Very relevent to this very day.
Very good book, your reread is way overdue! Seriously it captures a lot of traditional Islamic/Arab culture and mythology. Of course it puts it on the wrong side. You realize it's basically the story of Lawrence of Arabia, blended with the mystical coming of age thang. And some giant worms.
I've just returned from IX, lots of machines on IX
he is lookin for Shai-Hulud
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/e9/60/a3e9609fff366617b6f1b7b403e1b2f3.jpg
ROTFLMFAO !!!!!
YOU SIR......JUST WON THE ENTIRE FRICKIN' INTERTUBES !!!!
I just wanna get my paws on one of those Bene Gesserit hotties...
;-D
Careful, they have "The Weirding Way!"
muad'dib!!!muad'dib!!! muad'dib!!!
The Pope gives good stage spectacle. His gloom is so perfect it could purr.
With ardently forgiving eyes, he gives good gaze, soft and holy. To the wiling slaves of the church, he gives straight dinkum. Spinsters of the church love his stance on virginity.
His holiness is a crowd pleaser.
His Holiness is a atheistic statist Socialist crowd pleaser.
MOAR Progressive Hypocrisy. The church and it's leaders are Good when preaching Their Sermon
In St. Peter's Basilica is a stone tablet on which is chiseled the names and dates of service of every Pope since Peter. The Catholic church knows that the source of true power is to co-opt the spiritual aspect of man - it's the last resort when people become desperate, and everyone becomes desperate at some point. When you have no faith in yourself, you'll put your faith somewhere else. Fuck the pope, all his predecessors, and every blood-sucking priest in his enormous posse.
NO POPE. NO PETER. Neither around in the 1st CE.
It all started out with CONSTANTINE...
The VATICAN was built on top of a Mythras Temple, as are most European Xian Churches of the from the 4th CE onwards.
Even the A.D. (Anno Domino) Timeline is a HOAX conjured up by a MONK in the 6th CENTURY. The Xian Worldview would have had Jesus' Return and all the Good Peoples' Resurrections done nearly a Millennia ago
Truth and Facts ruining your day?
where was get Obama elected? And Get Hillary Elected
Paypal?
So this is the game plan then?
Who makes that eau de toilette? Sounds interesting...
And point 6!!!
DO THEY REALLY EXPECT OBAMA TO VISIT IRAN???!!!
THERE ARE NO GOLF COURSES OVER THERE!!!
It's called Cya'n Ide' (pronounced See-OHN ee-DAY). A new Russian aftershave for men. A gift really. Kind of a peace offering exclusively for IS personnel.
Smells like bitter almond and cherries! It covers up that Dinty Moore beef stew smell that wafts off tired IS soldiers after they've spent hours in the desert sun. It's like aromatherapy for the weary zealot.
I hope it's halal to skip forward.
I wonder if the FED will raise rates before we get to the ISIS finish line?
pods
Hey didn't we read a while back somewhere in the Fed minutes mention of a "perfumed wind" or something?
You know what they say about telegraphing Fed changes. Don't want to bring the Apocalypse without setting the stage.
I think the Fed minutes contained the phrase "I fart in your general direction" which is pretty close.
Is that the best that Langley can do?
ISIS “Made in USA”http://www.globalresearch.ca/isis-made-in-usa-iraq-geopolitical-arsonist...
ISIS doing Power Point slides? They're done. Thinking they compete with the US's governments bloated Power Point arsenal?
Okay so someone has a plan, that's good. I was worried about that.
Bullshit. Dick Cheney wouldn't be caught dead in Iran.
I actually "met" Dick Cheney last week believe it or not! He was leaving an exclusive fishing resort in Canada as I and my party were arriving. Talked for a couple of minutes about bullshit. I FELT like I was chatting with the devil himself!!
"He smelled of trout, baby livers and sulfur."
Don't forget the Ben-Gay.
It's a good thing you didn't meet him during a hunting trip. You might not be around to tell about it.
Obama yells fore you duck. Cheney yells fore you dive.
You mean you missed your chance to ask him what time he got to the PEOC? Dude, what were you thinking?
I hope none of your children went missing whilst you were distracted.
Ahh...the 1%'ers actually mingle here. ;-)
How do you know he isn't the devil?
I think Cheney and his daughter recently came out with a book about making America great or some shit. Yeah let's have endless wars. Evil shit.... Red team, blue team. Both sides are evil and the same.
He was all like,
"I actually "met" Dick Cheney"
And we were all goin',
"So what was it like to be in the Dark Lord's presence?" - Barty Crouch Jr. ,
Isn't Mr.Cheney too afraid to visit Canada?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/dick-cheney-cancels-toronto-tri...
Too bad it wasn't a gun club.
I dunno, I wouldn't wanna be a clay pidgeon with 'im packin'; none too healthy for some. Maybe that's why he endures Great White North Cantuckians: because they sure can shewt.
9/23/15 tomorrow.
Isn't something supposed to happen?
i think Cramer comes on at 6pm, again
sunrise. sunset
"The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time." 4
All religion gone
Who is left?
Esoteric elite
"This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time."
-the American Dental Association
Ah yes Pike - a forgery, and an obvious one, designed to get you to not look at the Zionists [et al.] and to get you to keep chasing ghosts.
It's not "luficerians" - its globalist and Zionist megalomaniacal warmongers.
And they hate you just fine without needing help from silly myths.
Albert Pike’s 3 World Wars Letter Hoax
"If you are a frequent consumer of alternative media and history you’ve no doubt at some point came across the infamous 3 World Wars letter allegedly sent by Confederate military officer Albert Pike to Italian Freemason and revolutionary Giuseppe Mazzini. This alleged letter is quoted ad-nauseam on websites, in forums, by conspiracy researchers like David Icke, in books aiming to expose Freemasonry, and by those with an interest in geopolitics and conspiracy theories. It is commonly used as evidence to support the idea that major wars are simply a tool of a secret elite society called the Illuminati, who are out to destroy Christianity and usher in a Satanic New World Order. Not all proponents of the letter’s authenticity are Christian or adherents of the Satanic New World Order theory, but the common thread that unifies them is the notion that wars and events on the geopolitical chessboard are long planned out agendas, and not spontaneous. This article is not here to debunk that notion, in fact there is ample evidence to support the contrived and deceitful nature of warfare, but in the quest for truth every piece of evidence should be held up to scrutiny.
Below is the often cited Three World Wars text… "
http://wideshut.co.uk/albert-pikes-3-world-wars-letter-hoax-wideshut-web...
cf.:
http://woodyoubelieveit.blogspot.com/2013/04/debunking-albert-pikes-wwii...
Syrian War-Islamic State (ISIS) Creation Timeline
http://www.globalresearch.ca/syrian-war-islamic-state-isis-creation-time...
worth a read.
So is this:
“Greater Israel”: The Zionist Plan for the Middle East
The Infamous "Oded Yinon Plan". Introduction by Michel Chossudovsky
http://www.globalresearch.ca/greater-israel-the-zionist-plan-for-the-mid...
Bonus points:
Does Jewish Law Justify Killing Civilians?
http://www.loonwatch.com/2011/10/does-jewish-law-justify-killing-civilians/
William McCants is a fellow in the Saban Center for Middle East Policy
William McCants directs the Project on U.S. Relations with the Islamic World at the Brookings Institution.
William McCants is a Zionist, Globalist, militarist, dissembling tool.
ISIS always was, and remains, a US-Israeli golem.
A golem tasked with advancing the Oded Yinon / PNAC line of plans
http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html
"The duplicity of the neoconservatives is brought to light by a document revealed in 2008 by authors such as James Petras and Stephen Sniegoski (see bibliography); it is a 1996 report by the Israeli think tank Institute for Advanced Strategic and Political Studies, entitled “A Clean Break: A New Strategy for Securing the Realm”, sent to the new Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu. The team responsible for the report was led by Richard Perle, and included Douglas Feith, David Wurmser and his wife Meyrav Wurmser. Perle personally gave the report to Netanyahu on July 8th, 1996. The same year, the authors signed the founding manifesto of PNAC in the U.S., and four years later, they would be positioned in key posts of the U.S. military and U.S. foreign policy. As its title suggests, the report Clean Break invites Netanyahu to break with the Oslo Accords of 1993, which committed Israel to the return of the territories it occupied since 1967 and to retract illegal settlements. The new Prime minister should instead “engage every possible energy on rebuilding Zionism” and reaffirm Israel’s right over the West Bank and the Gaza Strip: “Our claim to the land — to which we have clung for hope for 2,000 years — is legitimate and noble. […] Only the unconditional acceptance by Arabs of our rights, especially in their territorial dimension, ‘peace for peace,’ is a solid basis for the future”. The authors of Clean Break therefore encourage Netanyahu to adopt a politics of territorial annexation, not only contrary to the official position of the United States and the United Nations, but also contrary to public commitments made by Israel. Even though he signed the “roadmap” intended to lead to an independent Palestinian State in September 1999, and maintained his position at the Camp David summit in July 2000, Netanyahu followed the advice of Clean Break and secretly worked to sabotage the process. During a private interview filmed without his knowledge in 2001, he bragged how he undercut the peace process: “I’m going to interpret the accords in such a way that would allow me to put an end to this galloping forward to the ’67 borders”. He also said: “I know what America is. America is a thing you can move very easily, move it in the right direction. They won’t get in our way."
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“Richard Perle is a traitor. There’s no other way to put it”, wrote journalist Seymour Hersh in The New Yorker (March 17, 2003), referring to his lies about Iraq. Perle responded by calling Hersh, on CNN, “the closest thing American journalism has to a terrorist”. In 1970, the FBI caught Perle transmitting to the Israeli ambassy classified information obtained from Hal Sonnenfeldt, member of the National Security Council. Perle also worked for the Israeli arm firm Soltam, before advising the Israeli Prime Minister.
The recommendations to the Israeli government to sabotage the peace process in Palestine are presented by the authors of Clean Break as part of a larger plan to allow Israel to “shape its strategic environment”, by “removing Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq”, weakening Syria and Lebanon, and finally Iran. When Perle, Feith and Wurmser moved to key positions in the U.S. government, they arranged for the United States to implement the program themselves, without Israel having to pay a single drop of blood. If there are differences between the Clean Break report written for the Israeli government in 1996 and the report Rebuilding America’s Defenses written by the same authors for the U.S. government in 2000, it is not in the program itself, but rather the argued reasons. First, Clean Break does not have Iraq as a threat, but as the weakest of the enemies of Israel, the least dangerous and the easiest to break. In a follow-up to Clean Break, entitled Coping with Crumbling States: A Western and Israeli Balance of Power Strategy for the Levant, Wurmser emphasizes the fragility of Middle East States, particularly Iraq: “the residual unity of the nation is an illusion projected by extreme repression of the state”. Thus the same action of first overthrowing Saddam is recommended to Israel and the United States, but for opposite reasons. The weakness of Iraq, which is the reason for Israel, does not constitute a valid reason for the United States; and so it was therefore necessary to present Iraq to the Americans as a mortal threat to their country.
Netanyahu himself authored an article in the Wall Street Journal in September 2002, under the title “The Case for Toppling Saddam”, describing Saddam as “a dictator who is rapidly expanding his arsenal of biological and chemical weapons, who has used these weapons of mass destruction against his subjects and his neighbors, and who is feverishly trying to acquire nuclear weapons”. Nothing of such a threat, however, is mentioned in Israeli internal documents, which also make no mention of any further connection between Iraq and Al-Qaeda, nor even Al-Qaeda in general. The perspective on Iraq in Clean Break was the realistic one, while the motives given America was pure propaganda: by the time American troops moved into Iraq, the country had been ruined by a decade of economic sanctions that had not only rendered its army powerless, but also destroyed its once exemplary education and health care systems, taking the lives, according to UNICEF, of half a million children. It follows, therefore, that the speech given.
The second fundamental difference between the strategy recommended for Israelis and the propaganda sold to the Americans: while the second highlights both the security interest of the United States, and the noble ideal to spread democracy in the Middle East, the first ignores these two themes. The changes proposed by the Clean Break authors are not expected to bring any benefit to the Arab world. Instead, the goal is clearly to weaken Israel’s enemies by sharpening ethnic, religious and territorial disputes between countries and within each country. After the fall of Saddam, foreseen in Coping with Crumbling States, Iraq would be “ripped apart by the politics of warlords, tribes, clans, sects, and key families”, for the benefit of Israel.
Furthermore, it is not democracy that Clean Break recommended for Iraq, but rather restoring a pro-Western monarchy. Such an outcome would obviously be unacceptable to the Americans, but when Lewis Paul Bremer, as head of the Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) in 2003, brought about the destruction of the military and civilian infrastructure in the name of “de-Bassification”, it was viewed as a success from the eyes of the Likud. Better still, by dissolving the army, Bremer indirectly created a disorganized pool of resistance of some 400 000 angry soldiers, ensuring chaos for a few years. Daniel Pipes had the gall to write, three years after the invasion of Iraq: “the benefits of eliminating Saddam’s rule must not be forgotten in the distress of not creating a successful new Iraq. Fixing Iraq is neither the coalition’s responsibility nor its burden”. And besides, he adds, “when Sunni terrorists target Shiites and vice-versa, non-Muslims are less likely to be hurt. Civil war in Iraq, in short, would be a humanitarian tragedy but not a strategic one” (New York Sun, February 28, 2006). Under Bremer’s leadership, 9 billion dollars disappeared in fraud, corruption and embezzlement, according to a report by the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction Stuart Bowen, published January 30th, 2005.
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http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html
As for "who" lied the US into Iraq:
Largely, even mostly - neocon, Zionist Jews. FACT.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2004/01/lie-factory
Jeb Bush was a signer to the PNAC document.
Perfumed wind... nice.
And then they shall say my name...
sheesh... here I thought whitey was the only paranoid maximo.
"apres blanc, le deluge" Rainman
And here I was looking for a CIA timeline. Silly me.
I feel a major assassination will take place tomorrow.
I don't know who, but it's a big fish.
Sacrifices, sacrifices.
EU dies tomorrow.
I had read quite a bit about this five years ago. There are many leaders, particularly in Iran, who believe it is their duty to set this in motion. This is fanatical to me, but it would be a mistake to not think this is mainstream among some of the elite in the Muslim faith.
The disconnect with Christianity is that Jesus is a prophet in Islam. Many Christians believe Islam to be a false religion for this and other matters addressed in the Qur'an. I have had several Muslims explain to me that 2/3 of the Qu'ran is maniacal, not unlike an acid trip.
Many believe the religion of the anti-Christ will be Islam as they do not recognize Jesus as the Son of God.
We live in interesting times.
All the Abrahamic religions are pernicious.
exactly.
"Many believe the religion of the anti-Christ will be Islam as they do not recognize Jesus as the Son of God."
They do consider him a prophet, respect His mother Mary, and in fact expect him to return - as a Messiah who will fight the AntiChrist or Dajjal
https://islamgreatreligion.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/dajjal-has-born-in-i...
Who will, of course, be Jewish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFr4C2BPLeM
http://www.lobelog.com/the-messianic-apocalyptic-bibi-netanyahu/
But JEWISH fundamentalism is fine, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSy6ENVAJlY
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jewhis5.htm
Yep, just read quotes from Jesus or go to the Hadith and read quotes from Mohammed. They are 180 degrees apart. Mohammed if the best example of an anti-Christ and it makes sense once you read the New Testament (the passages attributed to Jesus) and then read the Hadith.
What is the contingency plan if they make the world a living nightmare / hell on Earth, and Jesus / Mahdi / Flying Spaghetti Monster fail to show up?
You get to look forward to a lifetime of commercial TV with no skipping allowed.
Just a little incentive to get with the program, infidel.
What would they do if
They woke to find they were not
Angry anymore
-GF
Can't be true, it says nothing about WS being demolished.
How ironic. ISIS is in its final days.
That's the stupidest timetable I've ever seen. And I didn't see the part where they planted their flag on the White House. Fucking morons.
I think we can cut to No. 10
Sarin, anyone?
Putin preparing operation Salvation to rid the middle east of Obama's terrorists.
http://www.awdnews.com/top-news/putin-to-russian-army-officers-operation...
Barry is going to be so mad at Putin, heck he might have to draw another line in the sand.
12. Obama announces he is gay
Thank god Mr Putin is about to change all this.
After all that, Muslims are gassed before everyone else???
They should have put a big blue H in the background..you know Hillary Style.
12. Hillary elected President of the USA
That'll accellerate things a bit.
LOL at the PowerPoint template they used. You'd figure they would have used a more "terroristy" theme.
Unsophisticated sheep herder or lazy intern in Langley?
Motto: Apocalypse Now!
That #10 perfumed wind thing, hope it could come soon....
Perfumed wind is nuclear fallout.
Also the Koran says that the Euphrates river uncovers a mountain of gold (that's oil) and that many will fight over it. 9 out of 10 will die in this war.
That is nuclear war which has already started.
All the armies of the world shall be gathered together in the Middle East.
Arab army. There.
Israeli army. There.
Russian army. There.
American army. There.
Waiting on the Chinks and the perverted Church to ante up.
Won't be long.
Isn't Jesus the King of the Jews? So why would he be fighting them?
I do like the the part where Christians and Muslims fight together against the Anti-Christ.
Revelation 3:9?
Message to the Church in Philadelphia
…8'I know your deeds. Behold, I have put before you an open door which no one can shut, because you have a little power, and have kept My word, and have not denied My name. 9Behold, I will cause those of the synagogue of Satan, who say that they are Jews and are not, but lie-- I will make them come and bow down at your feet, and make them know that I have loved you. 10Because you have kept the word of My perseverance, I also will keep you from the hour of testing, that hour which is about to come upon the whole world, to test those who dwell on the earth.…
Matthew 23:13 & 14?
…13"But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you shut off the kingdom of heaven from people; for you do not enter in yourselves, nor do you allow those who are entering to go in. 14"Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you devour widows' houses, and for a pretense you make long prayers; therefore you will receive greater condemnation. 15"Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you travel around on sea and land to make one proselyte; and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as yourselves.…
Is Netanyahu a "Jew"?
Would Jesus applaud him or condemn him?
You got that too, not sure what these pro ISIS nut jobs on ZH are thinking but they do make me laugh. ZH is my downtime indulgece. Lot's of fun to read their spoutings off of former Occupy Wall St members.
Where are the vigins?
Does the Quran really promise Islamic martyrs 72 virgins?
http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=216
Debunking the ‘Suicide for 72 Virgins’ Myth
"One of the biggest Israeli propaganda myths is the invention of 72 virgins as a Muslim reward for suicide. This has been repeated to the western world so often that most people accept it as fact. The media wants us to believe that there cannot be anything wrong with Israelis – who must be seen as eternal victims – to cause anyone to commit suicide as a means of striking back at them. Heavens no!"...
https://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2007/03/04/debunking-the-suicide-for-...
The 72 virgins thing is not just a myth, but a deliberate lie or meme - like "wipe Israel off the map" or "Hamas started the war with thousands of rockets"
Repeat a lie often enough... well, it helps to run much or most of the news media, or otherwise frighten people away from fairly covering Israel's occupation, etc.
Aussie TV dares to show the real occupation
http://www.jonathan-cook.net/blog/2014-02-11/aussie-tv-dares-to-show-the...
Why must one "dare" in a land with a Jewish population under 1%?
Because Zionism is a global empire...................
We are supposed to believe your lies? because of your silly internet reference. Sorry pal, while there is arguement among Islamic scholars about the nubmer and the term wife versus virgin, the use of it by Muhammend to recruit fighters is real.
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Authenticity_of_72_Virgins_Hadith
Wiki is heavily influenced by the j-tribe; look who's on the board. Google's Brin and Wojcicki, also j-tribe, fund wiki. Who's right? In the end we're left with processing a huge amount of information but I would trust very little coming from z-influenced sources; look at how far MSM has fallen.
Dude! do you homework before you post a bunch of bull shit.
The Quran promises that someone who dies while engaging in jihad will directly land in Paradise:
Allah has purchased from the faithful their lives and worldly goods, and in return has promised them the Garden. They will fight for the cause of Allah, slay and be slain. Such is the true promise which He has made them in the Torah, the Gospel, and the Quran. Who is more true to his pledge than Allah? Rejoice in the bargain you have made. (Surah 9:111)
Needless to say, such a promise of Paradise for killing others is strictly an Islamic concept, is not found in other religious scriptures. Be that as it may, let’s consider what the promised “Garden” offers for those who kill and die to establish Islam.
Allah’s Paradise
Believing that God has a plan, and that He has said it follows certain guidelines is religious faith.
Believing that any human must set in motion God's plan in order for it to happen is heresy by reason of self-contradiction: A 'God' who needs help isn't a 'God' regardless of one's religious or atheistic predeliction because it is a contradiction in terms. 'God' by any coherent definition of the term cannot need help from those lower than Himself.
To propose to help God is to declare that God is not God.
And that is the problem with most religious fundamentalism. They tend to be cults of men where a man who wishes power declares himself a 'prophet' and then solicits others to 'help God' ...which really amounts to acquiring wealth and power for himself.
It is the oldest racket in the world.
A genuinely regligious person would realize that in order to be God, God can't 'need help'... but rather PEOPLE need help FROM God.
But you will seldom find that truth crossing a preacher's lips...because those words do not serve the preacher.
Hence my general religious skepticism.
Big miss, try again.
God does not need you to carry out his plan.
God is bored with all of this dying and killing in his name.
God is a big boy after all. The all powerful doesn't need soldiers.
But He CAN choose to use you.
Religion is man at his worst and everyone has some form of religion. True Christianity is the exception because it is based on a relationship and the focus is the relationship between the creature and Creator based on the foundation of love and reconciliation/forgiveness. Love and forgiveness is what man is always seeking and is called "peace", but few find it because they never look in the right place.
Edward O. Wilson
They have...
Stone Age emotions, medieval institutions, and godlike technology
( https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/18073401-the-social-conquest-of-earth )
Divine Connection between the Fall of Syria, the Messiah and the End of Days
http://www.breakingisraelnews.com/43245/end-of-days-redemption-fall-syri...
Netanyahu told to hasten arrival of Messiah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFr4C2BPLeM
Gentiles Exist Only To Serve Jews, Rabbi Ovadia Yosef Says
http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2010/10/gentiles-exis...
Why is the US Honoring a Racist Rabbi? (Because criticizing Jewish racism is "anti-Semitic - that's why!)
http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/04/07/why-is-the-us-honoring-a-racist-r...
The Laws Against Non-Jews
From: "Jewish History, Jewish Religion:
The Weight of Three Thousand Years"
by Professor Israel Shahak
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jewhis5.htm
Pure clap trap
That's funny! Jesus fights on the side of the Muslims. I guess they think they are appealing to the atheist Marxists spouting off on ZH whom never touched the New or Old Testaments or Tora, let one read any part of them.
Their "Jesus" is the Bible's anti-Christ; really!
Jesus returns as a Muslim according to the Koran.
Even the Jew scholars have said the descendants from Christ are Palestinian and they converted to Islam to avoid taxes.
Have you been to Hagia Sophia?
Look online to see the ceiling with Mary and Jesus on the ceiling.
Not surprising that they are on the ceiling. THe Hagia Sophia was constructed by the Byzantines as a Christian cathedral. It became a mosque when the Eastern Empire collapsed.
But the Muslims did not remove them. The saints are all gone, only Mary and Jesus remain.
There is no picture of Mohamed and never will be.
10. Perfumed wind kills muslems? What, they got something against personal hygiene or something?
Anyway, if enough people start believing prophecies they will become self fulfilling prophecies.
The Scripture is full of prophecies and all that foretold have come to pass with 100% accuracy and many in great detail; it is what is to come that should be of concern to each individual. Islam is a Satanic religion based on a hodgepodge of Judaism, Christianity and Satanism. The latter makes it totally Satanic.
Total bullshit.
That's why they never bathe.
To counter the perfumed wind.
Have to say, I'm interested in this perfumed wind death scenario. I've always been partial to Victoria's Secret Heavenly collection as girls that I've known to wear it tend to like to party.
So Jesus is going to be the Muslim version of Dr. Manhattan exploding people during battle? Or is he going to be more like Super Boy fighting Bizarro?
"Victoria's Secret Heavenly collection"
Wow, is that what that crap is called? That malodorous plume just about kills me every time I merely walk past one of their stinking skank-holes at the mall.
Not me Jack! I love taking the woman there for lingerie. Vicky's is a wonderful venue for people watching!
people are boring
Is this prophesy? It's funny that it only mentions cities and religions that existed when it was written. Almost like it's not prophesy at all.
Most of religion, as we read it, is a sick joke on mankind.
Mystery Babylon is the USA.
It was a mystery because it was unknown at that time to the author.
It had many deep water ports.
Iraq has little access to the oceans and trade.
number 3 correction: fighting "with" romans in dabiq/syria
me hurd bout dis on inturnets.
The Sumerians had the last great religion..downhill ever since.
Death by perfume.
The only prophecy to be concerned with is the prophecy of CLOWNADAMUS!
http://clownadamus.com
What number is it when a nasty video appears?
Someone shaved a bit off the bottom of the image here 'For more, read; ISIS and the apocalypse: The History, Strategy and Doomsday Vision of the Islamic State'.
Without that line it's not clear it isn't an ACTUAL joke because this is some pretty far out stuff.