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Tuesday Un-Humor: ISIS' Timeline Of The Apocalypse
Sometimes you have to just laugh:
It appears Step 1 is almost complete.
For more, read The ISIS Apocalypse: The History, Strategy, and Doomsday Vision of the Islamic State
Source: @Will_McCants
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Can't wait for the 'Gog and Magog rampage'.
I observe that throughout human history of the last 5000 years, various types of attempts have been made to conquer other lands, people and cultures.
Most forms have used predominantly military means, which are usually accompanied by religious conquest. Some subtler and non-violent, but equally effective ways have included Demographic, Cultural and Financial conquest.
Of the various kinds used, I note that what people call Zionism, is done on a global scale and encompasses all the other methods in an intricate web. It is highly organized and leveraged, and appears very effective in its singular purpose and methods.
It is something I will study and analyze further, to evaluate how humans seek to manipulate and dominate others.
For example, applying Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law ("Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"), it is also interesting if a super-sentient, synthetic, human-like being could eventually function as the 'Anti-Christ', and another version then act as 'Christ'. This would be the ultimate mass-deception that TPTB could perpetrate for a One World Government, given that they use texts like The Prince, 1984 and Brave New World as How To manuals, and religious texts as a Veil or Gift Wrapping.
I did not know they put so much emphasis on Jesus. And not even mention of prophet Muhammad.
Actually, the 5 foot 1 inch tall, 110 pound, swarthy Palestinian man with the short haircut is a major prophet in Islam.
One of the major disputes between Christianity and Islam is the Christians regard Jesus as the Son of God, which is blasphemy to Muslims, who regard him as one of the prophets who paved the way for the ultimate Prophet Muhammad. Which is, in turn. blasphemy to the Christians. Most of the Jewish Patriarchs are in the Islamic theology as well. For example: Abraham / Ibrahim in modern names.
The Indians speak of the coming of the True White Brother. The other Indians wait for the Ninth Avatar of Krishna.
But pay attention to the message rather than the identity of the messenger.
Last time water, this time fire.
Jesus appeared and spoke to me last night:
"Buy gold", he said, clear as day.
Internet atheists appeared in my dream and started preaching their religion, I changed the channel.
The good news: Jesus has returned!
The bad news: He is really pissed!
Meh. Religious prophecy tends to be vague enough to fit, or simply self-fulfilling. Better to look at Edgar Cayces' view of prophecy and take it as a warning of things to avoid. We are responsible for our future.
Mohammed prophesied he would return in the year 1100. Islam almost collapsed when he didn't. Personally I think he did, but the Imams didn't like what he had to say, and that ended him. Nothing new here, move along.
I'm guessing that Madhi fellow in step two is the special one with a face of yellow. All this is true because it rhymes.
"Exclusive fishing resort" - LoL! I know, people dump tons of money on fly fishing crap. They pay $2000 for a pole with no reel on it. Still make me laugh!
Janet Yellen still in the airport.
How does one perfume a nuke?
Terrorists smell so bad that the smell of fallout is actually a relief.
The smell is relative you see.
Yep, this is real scary. I mean when you see gem steps like conquer Constantinople and conquer Rome you are dealing with some serious stuff.
Do religious idiots ever stop to tihnk that the stuff they were told that would happen but didn't happen is an indication that what they believe in may actually be complete horseshit?
It's like how in the bible at least one NT writer says the second coming of Jesus (and bring the kingdom of heaven to earth) would happen in their lifetimes. It didn't. You'd think that would have been enough to make people realize what they were reading/belieiving in was complete horseshit but nah, somehow it wasn't and the crap kept getting passed down from generation to generation.
Amazing how so many thumpers and religious folk just gloss over all the errors and contradictions in the bible yet then act like the bible is the "infallible word of god." Oh wait I know...they always blame translation errors for the problems. So if there is something you don't like, that was proven to be wrong and that calls into question the document then it is a translation error but the stuff you like and believe in or that can't be proven is translated perfectly. Gotcha.
Anyone who actually thinks humans are some highly advanced species needs to just look at big time religious followers to see that isn't the case. If by some chance there is a personal god then it must have long given up on the fucktards known as homo sapiens.
So If I went to mecca dressed up like santa clause and declared I was this Maddii dude, would all these idiots follow me and make me their king?
Man, I got it all figured out, I can go there with a lighter and show them how I can summon fire out of my hands, that will get these primitives ooohing and aaahhing for sure.
Or maybe I should play it safe... dress up like that hellraiser dude and emerge from the Kaaba with fog machines.
Jezus and the Muslims ... fight Iran? ... from Damascus.
Wow ... geopolitics is going to get real interesting.
What advanced weapon is Jesus going to use? His left sandle?
OK, if the point 1 is met, then now Mahdi must be in Mecca? It doesn't seem so. However, funny thing is that the point 3 may be actually coming. Because Romans are actually....Russians. Well, I bet stupid ISIS does not even know that! Then conquer Constantinople - that may actually happen, if you see the mess Turks put themselves in. But the point 5 is more trickier. Conquer/defeat Rome? I.e. defeat Russia? Lets hope not. But they forgot to mentioned that the defeated Rome has risen again and then you have the point 8: The battle of Romans (Christians) and Muslims against Jews.
So this all does have very important religious "overtones". And there are muslims (not those fake ones like ISIS, but normal muslims), who do believe that WWIII will be (real) Christians and (real) Muslims against Jews (zionists: i.e. Israel and USA). Christians are represented by Russians, because Russia is the Third Rome, i.e. the only legal successor to the Second Rome - to the Byzantine Empire.
It is also interesting that Putin is a very deep believer and before sending more troops to Syria, he mentioned to his generals: "We have nearly two million orthodox Christians in the Levant—Syria and Lebanon— and approximately 5 million Christians across Middle-East. Regardless of America's presidential election outcome, White House craves chaos in that oil-rich region by supporting fanatic Islamist organizations," Moskovskaya Pravda cited the Russian president as saying. "It is morally incumbent upon Russia to change this terrible status quo in the Middle-East", added Putin, "prepare for operation 'Salvation' and with God almighty's aid, we shall cleanse Syria from Obama's ruthless terrorists."
It does not matter, if you believe in God or not, I just meant to say there are many muslims, who do believe this, especially Iranians, Syrians but now also Pakistanis. And also many Russians believe this. The difference is that they do not believe that this will be "the end of the world", just the "end of history".
Or in other words, according to one of famous muslim sheikhs: "Both Christian and Islamic Eschatology provide startling and dramatic evidence of a Russian tryst with destiny. Prophet Muhammad prophesied that the Malhama (i.e., Armageddon) will be followed by a conquest of Constantinople. The Ottoman (so-called) Islamic Empire waged unjust war on Rome (i.e., the Eastern Orthodox Christian world) for almost 500 years in a futile effort to sabotage that End-time alliance of Muslims with Rome which will conquer Constantinople. The conquest of Constantinople indicates that Russia will survive the Malhama and that the Russian navy is destined to play a significant role in the liberation of the Holy Land from Zionist godlessness, decadence and oppression."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugllDO3fXS0
"It appears Step 1 is almost complete."
You're right, but you're wrong.
Agent Smith everywhere
Learn to bite the bullet
I love the list, its the sort of list someone with worldly knowledge of the 7th century would put together. There is no mention at all of major centers of todays world such as New York, or Beijing, instead it is just detailing the countries close by that were significant at the time, it is depressing though that so many numb nuts believe this garbage, as it should be laughed out as the drivel it is instead of being venerated as the Koran.