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Wait- which one is the foul spirit being outed? I'm confused.
Okay, now THAT's the 'Beast' and the 'False Profit'
his butt is bigger than the Wookie's !
and Kardashians - Take That Kim - ~! eh Huh
Who is the Jewish fat guy in the white wedding dress next to the black dude with the horns?
Pretty dumb. Even for you.
They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/Decoder/2015/0312/Did-Time-magazine-give-Hillary-horns
is that a micro-aggression, you fucking fuck?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/09/11/univ...
I'll sue!
At least Francis isn't giving satanic hand signs today...
http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1419540/pope-francis-philippines.jpg
(yes it's a real photo...)
(yes it's a real photo...)
from which you can tell the pope is a downs syndrome baby which would explain a few things
I was expecting a picture of Obama with Ben Finkenbinder's dick in his mouth, or this faggot Pope's dick in his mouth....
Pope has been a great Christian his entire career.
He outed all the anti Catholic bigots and once saved always saved, end times fundamentalists.
Hows that Shemitah working out for ya all?
Nice one 'billyoblenis'. Excellent photos.
Bath House, the most important issue today is NAMBLA.
I already have my membership card.
O'Bama is explaining to His Grace how he single-handedly turned America's Middle Class into Broke Back Donkeys.
oh thank Fuck! For a moment i thought the pope was doing a marilyn-over-the-airvent impersonation
Caption:
"Pope - I'm checking out your wad, Barack..
Bishop behind the Pope - Your Eminence, he has a forked dick!
Obama - See that spot over there? That's where it'll land if I unroll it"
Check out the guy behind the Bishop - he looks pretty devilish himself.
pope making topus horny
Hows that Shemitah working out for ya all?
For those who actually read the book it is rolling along just fine. Looking like a Shemitah year to me.
Yup. And, those photos were PLANNED. Bet on it.
An interesting read:
http://redefininggod.com/obama-and-the-2nd-coming/
Tin foil hats. Word.
"He outed all the anti Catholic bigots and once saved always saved, end times fundamentalists."
Wow Strannick, I never knew you were such a "good Catholic", so you're saying this Peronist-Pope Francis character is YOUR holy shepard?
Is this like: 'two rabbis walk into a bar'?
No, it's like Pope Francis-Peron nationalizing the fucking bar to keep ignorant people sedated & numb.
Nmewn,
Youre a child molester.
Other than that, your comments are very readable.
Fortunately for you Strannick , you get to go into "the confession booth" now where you'll be absolved for the sin of knowingly lying about me and the priest performing this "good deed" for you (knowing to himself that you lied openly & knowingly) gives you (somehow) a free pass on it from God.
It doesn't work that way at my house, it's always a one way ticket, never darken my door again.
All I see is two ass clowns and a chick with a dick.
The Wookie has the man-biceps covered today in respect for a fellow pretender and subversionist.
Nwen,
Just a heads up for next time. Dont ever let someone make you declare youre not a child molester. Its undignified.
And do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Being a Protestant doesnt "absolve" you from being unmannered, no matter what prejudices you indulge in.
You're a grub.
Nwen,
Just a heads up for next time. Dont ever let someone make you declare youre not a child molester. Its undignified.
And do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Being a Protestant doesnt "absolve" you from behaving with manners, no matter what prejudices you indulge in.
In fact...you're a double grub.
Now now Rabbi too much truthiness erodes your credibility. You need to be a little more sin-sational.
Well now, I've drawn the ire of Abdullah Doo & a misled Christian all in one comment section...lol.
Do you want to take the "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above..." question or are you gonna leave that one to Strannick?
Sorry sometimes your comments take too much Google'n for even me to keep up with.
Actually, I was just rather enjoying the nothingness of stunned silence from Catholics world-wide, coming to a trutherism (lol) of NOT praying to or through an image of Mother Mary or "saints" chosen by "the church hierarchy" as commanded, it was almost...peacefully, deafening.
Good, now everyone knows what I am and what I believe in, we can get on to Pope Francis-Peron. Do you know the word Justicialismo and what it means...in context?
You can Google it ya know Abdullah Doo, show me you're not in a foreign country and do it ;-)
Your relationship with goog was first identified back in 2009, it's no secret Rabbi. You're_under_the_impression_that_someone_gives_two_chits.
Remember when OMOM told Tyler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIKZAoeMGag
back in 2009? Maybe not, you weren't born yet but it did happen.
So, you're not the least bit interested in splaining to the congregation what Justicialismo means? Very well then, I will...on a nice clean thread.
Now you'll have something to look Forward! to ;-)
Mother worshiping cult or just an off shoot of Dianna of the Ephesians cultist. See the similarity?
https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=A0LEVrdTVQNWqvsAVxInnIlQ...
Nice bussell on the Poop.
How does he feel about Trannies?
If the trannies are under the age of 12, I'm sure he is quite enthusiastic ...
Seriously, why the fuck do so many people care about the head baby touched coming to america(my wife's family included, unfortunately ). Fucking brainwashed people in this country.
I wish Catholics would wake up. This guy is basically Bernie sanders minus the pro abortion stance. He is not looking out for your best interests, I assure you.
Somehow, this reminds me of Obozo & Co.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkbctders8s
Your assurance is worthless because you are an ignorant bigot.
Is he ignorant because you disagree, or because you're a Jew?
Thanks for your insight into ignorance. It was very convincing.
Hahaha ok. Follow your socialist stooge of a religious leader all you want. He can't promise you anything in the afterlife because it doesn't exist, but he can bring hell on earth if what he advocates is ever implemented. You, and other American Catholics, would do well to listen to what he actually says, and think about what it would mean for you.
As for the ignorant bigot part, well, you are entitled to your own opinion of course. As one who doesn't believe in the magic wish-granting sky fairy, when I look at the pope and the rest of them, all I see are a bunch of robed pedophiles who have an affinity for stupid looking hats. Sorry if that offends you(I'm not really sorry) but that's all they are to me, so I think nothing of making such remarks.
For a couple of seconds I actually thought someone photoshopped the head onto a Kardashian.
It's going to be tough for him to condemn trannies to hell until his Popeness can get his own men out of their dresses. And not for the reason you are thinking of...
Long on White Sheets --
sheesh; dont be an idiot. here's an answer for your "satanic hand sign":
http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/topics/i_love_you.htm
http://deafness.about.com/od/expressionandfun/a/iloveyouhand.htm
http://www.babies-and-sign-language.com/sign-i-love-you.html
http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1419540/pope-francis-philippines.jpg
can you see it now?
Nice one PA... I think it depends on the position of the thumb... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/2f/69/d22f693e03a16c8b2bd81...
Its that bitch Helen Keller's fault.
"While at first this appears an odd resemblance, we register an "ahh, I get it!" emotion when we discover that the person who invented, or created, the hand sign system for the deaf, Helen Keller, was herself an occultist and Theosophist. Did Keller purposely design the deaf's "I love you" sign to be such a remarkable imitation of the classic sign of Satan? Was Keller saying, basically, "I love you, Devil?""
No one said the rabbit hole took you to a nice place, did they?
come on with the ridiculuos " rabbit hole" asumptions.
The "I love you" sign is a combination of the American Sign Language (ASL) letters I, L, and Y.:
credits: http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/topics/i_love_you.htm
Correct.
http://www.texemarrs.com/122005/satans_el_diablo.htm
The only exception is if you are a Texas Longhorns fan...
from your link:
...confused?
That's the Full Monty...
That's just a gang sign.
Pope's down for his hood.
Umm, since when is "I Love You" in sign language satanic? I must have missed that update of the foil hat wearer's club. http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/topics/i_love_you.htm
Hey... it's not my freak show...
Goddamnit, Zerohead...
I wish I knew how to quit you.
+100
"OK Francis, you be Marilyn and I'll be JFK"
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a pope walks in with an itty bitty beanie
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed...
We've had idiot presidents, and we've had sadist presidents, but I don't think we've ever had and idiot sadist president who got a nobel prize.
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/4/41/Donothing.gif
Pool Shark wins grand prize
Is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
How about birds of a feather flock together?
They turned him into a horny toad.
delmer
666... If the shoe fits...
What is going on with all this pope nonsense?
Several articles on ZH already, on the cover several mags at the checkout... Please tell me there isn't an action figure toy on the way!
All this over a dude and an organization that are spiritual frauds... soon to expand their reach into additional areas where they have no business being or any credibility...
And this coming from an ex-catholic
Jesuit takeover of the world goes public in 3,2,1.....
< Jesuits
< Illuminati
Cage match... Jesuits vs. Illuminati... who wins?
The old Jesuits were tough bastards who, with equal atrocity and cruelty to the Muslims, drove back the first try at Caliphate after Tours. Spain never really recovered.
I'm wonderin' whether their Sophist teachings at "Situational Ethics" have been self-absorbed to the extent that they can't fulfill their obligations. My guess is that they won't be able to do so, excepting of course to that vow about obeying il Papa.
then we'll see.
- Ned
Very tough and believed that the ends always justified the means.
They both do -- genius ..
https://app.box.com/s/hfgvcqg7gqh7i27at6sv53ywu87lwarp
Dig a little deeper... it wasn't the Jesuits who were supporting his efforts...
http://judeo-masonic.blogspot.ca/2010/02/4-adam-weishaupt-and-bavarian.html
Damn, I thought I *KNEW* this shit. Thanks for the link...they really made this crap hard to figger out, didn't they?
EDIT: well, checking my Epperson and Bramley books, and Maj. Gen. Cherep-Spirodovich, this shit is more cloudy than I thought. There does seem to be some overlap, but it is really, REALLY murky to follow. I suspect that's by design.
"Jesuits vs. Illuminati... who wins?"
Or are they the same....?
3,000 guys with an average age in the low 50s rule the world, eh?
Whomever is slinging that horseshit
Is trying to keep you from looking elsewhere.
The action figure toys are already on sale. Even cartoon cutouts called 'Flat Francis'.
Consider it to be an essential part of the "End Times" production for the new NWO.
I know that sounds insane... because it actually is. This will help bring you up to speed.
http://redefininggod.com/obama-and-the-2nd-coming/
Well, day-amn. Beat me to it. Gotta be quicker to the draw...
I think the man in the blue dress is but I'm not sure either.
Yours is smaller than Michelle's!
WOW! Cool Pic
Is that dude in light blue, behind the pope, Michelle?
Indeed; that's the First Wookie...
fwotus?
Come on Tom, geeze, thats Michael for crying out loud!
"Signori President, your fly is open."
"Uh, let me close this up. Where's Boehner?"
That's not BO, that's Tim Curry.
Is that pope wearing a poodle skirt ?
Over a purple thong and crotchless leotards ensemble. The hump you see at the back is the tub of lube he keeps handy back there, just in case one of the cardinals is in a hurry. Can you say Crisco wristwatch? I betcha can.
Grid? ... work some lederhosen and spats in and you got yourself a story.
It would be worth leading him over one of those grates that blow air up to find out. Marilyn did it better but the shock value of the Pope in drag... OK, probably not that shocking. Might be a 8 yr old midget boy strapped to his ass making the hump.
Back on topic, how much of the shiny does the Catholic Church own? More than what is stored in the Fed and Ft Knox is my guess.
Quite a contrast to all those halo pics we were propagandized with back in 2007/2011. How many pics of him doing the horns with the hand?
Nah man this picture is bogus, that would imply the pope is a being of good.
Okay, now that is fucked up. I hope I have plenty B,B,&Bs.
bullets, beans & bullion ? or Bed, Bath & Beyond ?
Booze, burgers, and boobs.
Even better!
Remeber the Obamao pics with the flies crawling on his face?
http://www.wnd.com/2015/06/jumpin-beelzebub-obama-buzzed-by-fly-again/
http://www.wnd.com/2013/01/is-obama-biblical-lord-of-the-flies/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSgraM7kbDs
Well, flies are attracted to a pile of shit.
Those maggots hatching will be EPIC
So a Muslim Jew and the Pope walk into an Air Force recruiting station....
And the recruiter, Sgt. Nelly White (formerly Nathan White) says, "Helllllooo boys!!!!"
“A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bartender says,
‘Get the f**k out.'”
lol :)
SO the bartender is an inverted mexican, jew with black roots who hates his origins?
Sounds very American dream.
I wanna be a Wasp !
I've tried n I've tried but I cain't get no satisfaction... at faking it !
The rat race gets to you in the end.
When Dirty Harry meets Sad Sally, she can't fake it !
I shoulda given credit - its one of the jokes Clint Eastwood's character in "Gran Torino" tells.
Not a 'great' film, fairly formulaic, but pretty good, and has a few good lines.
I like short, tight jokes.
such as
" Q. how do you get a nun pregnant - ---
A. you fuck her! "
No fat on that sunnuvabitch... that's a great old joke.
Q) How do ya make a hormone? A) You don't pay her.
how do you make a whore moan ?
You pay her in bitcoins.
or fiat.
3 guys always have a I have a big dick bragging contest at the local bar.
One day the bartender says "I've had enough. Whip 'em out!"
Just as they do so, Bath House enters.
A beer, mr president? asks the bartender.
Hmmm, no, I'll have the smorgasboard!
A black guy, the pope and a midget walk into a bar and the bartender says...Fuck Me?
A Muslim, a Black, and a homosexual walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hi Mr. President"
No, No, NO, it's...
a Mulatto, a Psychopath, a Tranny and a Narcissist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up ans says "What can I get you Mr. President?"
you don't wanna lock horns with me CRACKA!
Why does the Pope have one of those dresses from those paintings that are just a bunch of dots when you look up close? Is the Pope supposed to imply a big ass and hips?
The large tail section of the papal attire conceals the gaggle of daemon sprites that control him and tell him what to say. The teleprompter isn't a new idea - this ancient version had audio-animatronics before Disney.
Mr. President what big ears you have
The better to hear the screams of oppressed black teenagers with
The Pope is asking how he was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize.
An 8-year-old saw this coming in 2009:
image
Two fags and a ladyboy.......how close am I?
to being a ladyboy?
my guess is Silence of the Lambs close.
Dear Catllyn
Did I insult your religion? Dude if you have imaginary friends in the sky it's fine by me but that mother fucker sure is creepy.
Pope: " What's with the horns?"
Obama: "They make my ears look smaller."
Obama: " What's with the dress?"
Pope: " It makes my ass look bigger, you American Negroes like the big booty no?"
Wonder if that's a bullet proof diaper under there.
nah just a regular one
depends
http://www.geennieuws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/362-obama-halo.jpg
Nobel Peace Prize Winning Presidents of Unusual Size?
I don't believe they exist.
" waddya mean the viagra went to the wrong part of my body...?"
"It's the Hawaiian version of the hang-ten sign."
Oh, the horns. Now I get it. Ha ha.
Obama the Anti-Christ on 9-23... LOL
Today, on Occulted Powers Bizarro Symbolism Watch
if the Pope throws holy water on Obama will he burst into flames? I heard he was a flamer?
Prophecy of St Malachy
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp
Malachy, of course, was a 'Celtic-christian' and probably one of the last generations of Druids {however christianized}.
{and it is quite unlikely he wrote what is attributed to him, based on the peculiar Hiberno-Latin that developed, which he would have used, but later forgers did not know}
'In persecutione extrema S.R.E. sedebit Petrus Romanus, qui pascet oves in multis tribulationibus: quibus transactis civitas septicollis diruetur, & Judex tremêdus judicabit populum suum. Finis.'
All this time I've been spelling it wrong, I thought it was Prophecy of St. Malarkey.
Should we trust a document from someone called "Arnold" Wien? Maybe. Two other Arnolds, (Schwartzenegger and Stang) have made recent history and even collaborated together on a major film. Maybe the Arnolds are immortal like Enoch Root.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/?ref_=nm_knf_t1
Horny ?
They went out for a little exorcise
I liked the Pope's Fiat mini car amongst all the big US limousines... nice touch of papal modesty.
Just subtract the custom seat, bulletproofing, non deflating tires, and the need to fly this special car across the globe -- and it would be just like ours!
No, it's a real car. The big ones are the posers and counterfeits.
What is the pope looking at there, it ain't his horns........
Moochelle is thinking - what a bunch of pixies, I could kick all o their asses.........
how come the devil gotta be black though, couz?
http://urbanintellectuals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/OBAMA-SATAN.jpg
"No Obama God doesn't work in mysterious ways."
Hey, popester, let's head up to my private space and get degenerate!
Cool! I'm right behind you!
No, that's Reggie's position.
Obama is Dumbo?
Pic 1:
barry: Hey Pope. I have some gays, trannies, cross dressers, lesbians and athiests for you to meet.
Pic 2:
barry: Where'd he go?
Thr pope does not have a big butt. He is simply assisting a Mexican midget to get into the country.