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Why does the Pope like going to race tracks?
It's the place you can ride three year olds without a licence.
Ying and Yang perverts.
hussein: "hey mr. pope, who's that under your robe? dimon? blankfein?"
pope: "nevermind that - hey hussein, are those devil or steer horns?"
Which one gets shot in the head and then miraculously recovers??
I wish I could laugh at this...
"I am working on Vatican 3, 4 and 5 now Mr. Obama."
Timing is everything!...
So sick of the Pope already, And if you love illegals so much, I trust his holiness will fling the gates of Vatican City wide open?
Great point! The Vatican could house tens of thousands of "Syrian refugees". Guess it's a case of "physician heal thyself!" I'd imagine Thursday nights would be pretty steamy around there.
They could pay stipends out of the Vatican Bank, plus hand out gold an' relics.
Phony Fuckers.
God damn that Moochelle is an ugly beast
Her and ''The Tank'' Serena Williams . Good tag team for Pro Rassling
ManBearPig II.
I expect that first pic to show up next time I Google "Awkward Prom Photos"
Things I would say to the Popester
"You believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I get it, you do not believe.
So what is your explanation for the world in which we live? How did we get here? What is the future for us all? How do you account for life?
The best part is we get to choose, what are you pitching?
sschu
It would take too long to explain all your questions but I do have the answers. Not meant for non thinking people.
In other words you have no answers.
I will give you a hint. The future depends on humans using their brain.
Life and the universe has always existed life has evolved for AEONS
Everything is cause and effect. There is no such thing as a ''plan'' or a ''prophecy''
Shit happens because shit happened because shit happened ad infinitum...
if they get a brain, they will get to work. ain't gonna happen. who makes the pope wardrobe? who the fuck would wear that? it's like the seinfeld puffy shirt.
if they get a brain, they will get to work.
Hmm, let's see, the Apostle Paul, Aquinas, Newton and CS Lewis. I guess those guys were pretty smart and used their brain.
It might help a bit to study a bit before you speak of what you do not know.
sschu
Orwell was a profit, apparently a pretty good one at that.
Life and the universe has always existed
Everything is cause and effect
I am sure it is not lost on you that these two ideas seem fundamentally incompatible.
You are entitled to your opinion and I am not trying to be demeaning, but it is insufficient to just dismiss a world view without offering at least a rational explanation. “Evolution” is pseudo-science for those who really want to look.
So I ask again, how did we get here and where are we going?
sschu
I'm sure you up-arrowed your friend who demanded evidence of the existence of God. So how about you lay out your evidence, not your typical assertions, that life has always existed.
Oh, and define life for us, okay?
Thx
Things you would say to the Popester--
Welcome to Flight 626, Sir. May I get you a pillow or blanket?
Bread and circuses? Has it sunk in yet?
Just like the cunt who was born to rule here, and then put in that exact position, like the grinning fucking war criminal B.Liar, better known as 'Miranda' to his close mates, has it not dawned on you its a fucking sick game where they, the top lot, expect you take whatever they say as fucking 'Gospel'?
Everything, and I mean everything you have ever held dear is a joke, a fabrication of proportions that stagger the mind, its all a lie, everything, from the top right down to souls of your shoes. (See what I did there)
There is only one solution here my ZH friends, and you dont even need me to tell you what that is. Voting wont solve it, protest wont solve it, direct resistance cant solve it, removing your collective consent resolves some of it, but.
This ends the way it always has, violence. They wont willingly let go, friends, they wont do that.
Its not called the lowest common denominator for nothing, its all they ever expected from you, thats why for millennium, you, your families, and friends have fought for them. Its time my friends, no more. You are not the lowest of what they believe you are. You are human, you could even be me.
Lets give these cunts some of what they think all you are worth.
:-)
I just got back from Idaho via Montana my friend Mix. It is not what I thought it would be at all but I guess that is why you have to go see. 3000 miles in 3 days. I needed to see it for myself. You hear or read about this, that or the other but until you go you just do not know. Now I know what it is and no one can ever take that away from me or my family who accompanied me. I was not there as a tourist but maybe more as a scout. I do not know how to describe it out there but pictures will never do because I do not care how good of photographer one is or what kind of photography equipment one has you will never capture the vastness.
I did learn a lot and it was that people out there do not value McMansions. They are not dickfaces to each other and everyone treated me well. I usually get pissed off ten times a day because people are dicks in Minnesota. You would not dare be a dick out there because your neighber is the only one who could help you. Cell phones do not work there and the nearest ranches might be ten to twenty miles apart and you had best not run out of gas even on the Interstate or you are fucked. The cops don't even bother save for the BLM who is fucking with these people. I didn't see any cops in Montana at all and only two in Idaho who were not issuing tickets but trying to help motorists in dangerous situations.
Water, or lack thereof, is the issue out there. That and wildfires. No one fucking cares about who is going to come "save" them. Save yourself. Mountian ranges are on fire and they let it burn and not because they don't care but because there is nothing any .gov can do about it anyway. It is natural and you are not stopping those fires and now I know why. The forests come back quickly from what I saw and I saw a great deal. I learned that you do not fuck with the Rocky Mountians because there is no way to win against them if they do not want you to. Once you are in the high rockies and have chosen a path there are no shortcuts. I felt humbled as a flatlander.
I think I need new brakes and tires now after the twenty mile descent into Hell's Canyon. I have been around the world but I have never seen anything like it and neither has Mrs. Russian M. My hands started cramping up from holding on to the steering wheel so tightly. I could barely even get a good swallow of beer in every couple of miles and smoke a cig at the same time but I managed.
lol...fucking media, in 2007-8 they stumbled all over themselves to photograph (or photoshop) him with a halo around his head.
Now it's horns.
No bias at all ;-)
Hocus Pocus!
The mainstream media is still deeply ensconsed in mocha Jesus's ass. Now they are just fawning over the socialist mouthpiece of the vatican too.
It's the juxtaposition of The Pope with The Baptist Jew.
Fascinating. Are we going to see sparks?
Is that supposed to even mean anything Abdullah Doo or are you just talking with a camels ball sack in your mouth again? Jews don't believe Christ is the Son of God.
Oddly enough, neither do Muslims, do they Abdullah? ;-)
See, that wasn't even funny. At least I get chuckles bro.
What does the Popester have under his white dress a 5 year old licking his ass?
Seriously, Dutch, what is it with you and the constant gay porn imagery running through your head?
Next to the Big Scam of Jews saying they are ''chosen'' by some invisible guy in the sky, the whole Catholick thing is second in big scams. All based on the biggest SCAM of all, the Buybull.
You are a pathetic troll.
Every time you type something, you just display ignorance.
Displays ignorance? How so? Are you a fairytale believer?
Now fuck off kid and start using your one brain cell.
so "god" really "chose" the "Jews"?
Evidence?
The Jews said they are the chosen, thats all you need to know.
The Jews said they are the chosen, thats all you need to know.
I believe the Jews are chosen in the same way I believe the Pope is infallible.
... in their own minds - they are.
We all know that the Dutch are the real winners of life's lottery.
this is the reason i hate jews more than anything else in the world
they are behind the immigraition (please dont force me to post links with prove again)
the muslims arent this much fault because they are what they are
before letting them in every knew it would end up like that just wait until they become the majority and get some more political influence
once more my family will have to flee from europe again because of you stupid jew trash
FUCK YOU JEWS
America is full of Jews.
Everywhere. Wyoming. Mississippi. Delaware. Fucking everywhere.
So move your family someplace safe and welcoming, instead.
I hear Kolombangara is nice this time of year.
Evidence? You pollute every single thread with your own chosen evidence that they are in control of fucking EVERYTHING.
The fact that, according to you, they own everything, control everything, and decide everything cannot be chalked up to statistical probability.
There must be a hidden hand behind it.
stop trolling around tarabel
14/88 amigo
"True Jews," holy and righteous who love God: "the righteous remnant of the House of Israel" we True Zion-founding Gentiles are to give shelter here in God's actual "Promised Land," America.
Isaiah spelled it out.
Those who have used atheist Herzl's "Zionism" and Judaism-usurping Rabbinical Talmudism, constitute the "Synagogue of Satan," which is why Vatican banker Rothschilds' "State of Israel" is a White-slaving, organ- and sex-trafficking, innocent blood-shedding, 9/11-committing, USS Liberty-attacking, Middle East homosexuality magnet, Organized Crime Capital of the World...in league with Rome's "real Anti-Christ" since the Khazar were cult impalers of tens of thousands of Christs, and Immanuel, for gold in service to Roman law courts.
Have fun in the afterlife
Does the pope have a fat ass or is he wearing a bustle?
He has a 5 year old massaging his ass as he parades around.
A: Nope, still in the closet.
I think it is Satanic, not gay.
They usually hide his horns.
Beelzebub and the False Prophet.
If you believe that crap. How about Santa and the Easter Bunny? All just as ''real''
There is nothing wrong with LC55. People can believe what they want to believe in. I believe in facts and I just had a spiritual experience of my own by visiting the American West. I am still thinking about what it means. It shook my soul for sure and everything I thought I knew about the American high plains and Rockies was thrown out the window. I like facts and I needed to see them for myself in order to believe it. Now I know.
Burning man?
No. Libertarian man. I needed to see what was going on so that I know what I am talking about. It is one thing to read up on something but it is another to actually be on site and see for yourself. There is only one way to know for sure and that is to go there and see for yourself at your own expense. I am not a poser like so many are. I did what I said I did and I paid cash. They still take that out West. I wanted to know the truth and now I know. The truth is that I need brake service and two new front tires. I will never underestimate the Rocky Mountains again.
If you believe that crap. How about Santa and the Easter Bunny? All just as ''real''
Careful with the jokes if you're in Europe.
you may risk jail for CrimeThink.
Why French Law Treats Dieudonné and Charlie Hebdo Differently
http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/french-law-treats-dieudonne-char...
French comedian Dieudonné given suspended sentence over Charlie Hebdo joke
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/french-comedian-dieudonn-given-...
What is the difference between Charlie Hebdo and Dieudonné?
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-Charlie-Hebdo-and-D...
How muich would it cost to get you to emigrate to France?
A bag full of biscuits
Hah ha
Come on, race ya?
Air Force One
vs
Shepard One,
race the planes for salvation, er I mean pink slips.
(my money is on the Pope, why?; God is his Co-pilot)
Kid to the priest
''If I didn't know about ''god' or jesus'' , would I still go to hell if I didn't believe?
Priest to kid ''no''
Kid to priest ''Then why did you tell me''?
Popester to Obomber
''Whats this shit about you not allowing nativity scenes at the White House during Xmas but allow the Menorah?
Obomber to Popester
''Thats my Zionist handlers idea, you don't really think I am a real President, do you? Ask Bibi who the real President is.
why does this page trivialize itself with this faux bs?
lame.
P < P + I
A comment with an equation never gets down votes on ZH.
What gives?
"Hey Frank, lets see if the Tylers notice this..."
If the pope had a son.
he gave birth to a big one on the toilet half century ago. obamas birthplace mystery solved
Damn, Michelle's got three inches on all those guys around her.
She's taller, too.
666
hahahahaha too damned funny!
i want the taxpayer's money back for the cost of Pope Asshole's recruiting trip
So they forgot to airbrush those ears before releasing the photos.
Hey, Pope. Pledge yer soul to me, and I'll give ya some money!
... and ill make CNN say nice things about you all week long. make you look like a saint already. thats some expensive PR
Beavis and Butthead
"Nice dress! How do you like my new horns, my mackerel snapping pal?"
dte catholic church - subjugating and oppressing nuns while calling for immigrants rights. if the peserast priests are diddling altar boys, you know the straight priests are heading to the local nunnery harem nightly. not much diff than ISIS takijng sex slaves. but in the name of gawd
I have nothing to hide, I just like wearing big dresses... http://www.lomion.de/cmm/img/satyr.gif
pope is...wearing a dress
Pope outs President Obama as Pazuzu, more at 11...
The Pope of Kenya Village
Looks to me like the scene where Francis sell his soul to the devil to become Pope just like Robert Johnson did to become the father of the blues back in Mississippi at the junction of highways 61 and 49.
When Barack Obama starts yelling the US people are going be scared shitless..............I cant wait
Those aren't horns the're Jack Ass ears. They should be blue.
"Is that a camera on your shoe?"
Can you sign my copy of the Quran?
Pssh! See ya put on this white outfit and this goofy hat and wave to the people and they EAT IT UP...Can ya believe dat? Holy Smokes, I can't believe it's this easy to schlock the rubes..
The difference between Obama and a dance band? With the band, the horns are in the back and the asshole's in front.
I KNEW it............……...................!
DirtyObama Has 2 Horns
CabalA$$LickerHomObamma : 'I have liberated the Homosexuals (who had felt oppressed due to their holy acts of cock$ucking&A$$Licking). Please Pope, make me a patron saint of homosexuals. I promise I will ask my puppet United Nations to declare a day of year for homosexuals - The Bhoga day. On the Bhoga day, all people of the earth will have to (even if they like or not) indulge in mass acts of homosexuality , in every street in every country. (and those who dont, I will send my drones to hound them.) '
Hah ha
Another One :
CabalA$$LickerHomObamma : Your skirt is hiding somethin I desire. Allow me.
horn dog? I doubt it ...the man has no mojo.....
These photos and all the videos of flies buzzing his head are not coincidental to me, is Someone trying to tell us somethings?
Obama had a few points ready for the Pope...
Come to my church
Damien, this one is for you!
Or perhaps the voice of Denzel saying "I remember the day I amost died".
Barack........not in public!
That airvent's working for you now move over and see what it does for my skirt.
Its not a devil, it a deer!
"Does this dress make you hornay?"
This should be fun.
Revelation 6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.
Revelation 13:11 And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.
Revelation 13:16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
Revelation 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Didn't know reptilians have horns.