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One of these is the head of an organization with millions of religiously fanatical followers...

 

and the other is the Pope.


h/t @ScubaSteve732 

 

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Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:32 | 6584806 slaughterer
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Can either perform a miracle?  

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:38 | 6584838 NoDebt
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They're both old.  They're both men.  Neither has sex.  And they're both clueless about matters of finance or the economy.

The one on the left bakes a mean chocolate chip cookie, though, from what I've heard.  Aside from that I can see no difference.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:44 | 6584855 nope-1004
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Both publicly preach contrary to what their membership practices.  The schizophrenic symbolism is mind blowing, aside from the obvious hypocrisy.

Neither can or will save humanity, so I don't listen to either.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:57 | 6584935 Dr. Engali
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I beg to differ. There are many Catholics and Protestants who strive to practice what the church preaches.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:30 | 6585082 schnydz
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Does that include turning off air conditioners? 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:30 | 6585086 Bunghole
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Both covet gold but neither will admit it.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:41 | 6585147 Sanity Bear
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but they're 10000-1 outnumbered by hypocrites who claim Christianity but worship at the altar of Molech

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:47 | 6585167 Divine Wind
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Difference?

How about commonalities, such as the fact that they would both appear to prefer younger men.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:59 | 6584938 Pool Shark
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Umm, let me see...

Oh, I know: One is the 'Beast' and the other is the 'False Profit'?

 

[Note: 'Profit' NOT 'Prophet.']

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:29 | 6585077 Chupacabra-322
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Aren't they both doing "Gods" work. Sarcasm off. They're both Lucerferian pieces of shit, vermin scum fucks.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:38 | 6584844 KnuckleDragger-X
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One of them thinks they can......

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:44 | 6584870 Viffer
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... apposed to the other who is just kicking the can.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:54 | 6584919 NoVa
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Two brothers of a different Mother???

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:39 | 6584848 Hype Alert
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Enough of this, when does the government budget shutdown start?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 17:20 | 6585582 A Nanny Moose
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...but without gummint, there would be no Grand Canyon, or Yosemite.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:43 | 6584865 thunderchief
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Funny how they both believe in fictitious nonsense.

But look how much attention they get.

The definition of human  insanity. 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:47 | 6584883 Bloppy
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Sadly most of the Yellen-Fed cult members are happily employed by CNBC, WSJ, Economist, FT, Bloomberg, etc

 

 

 

CNN to Bernie Sanders: Pope is ‘#FeelingTheBern!’

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/p2jpbk3

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 17:23 | 6585599 Crawdaddy
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Waddayou expect when the dude in the dagon worshipping fish hat owns controlling interest in all the companies running media around the world. Ya know, the ones who employ the fed cult (EU/BRICS/et al) members

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:54 | 6584921 Klemens
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Catholics today must understand the limits of the Pope and bishops’ authority.

http://www.crucialtruths.com/

the pope has to respect the Dogams! He can not do what he want! If he say something which do not fit with the Dogmas than Catholics should not follow!

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:17 | 6585015 ebworthen
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The Pope is the Vicar of Christ, Yellen is the Harpie of Serfdom.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:28 | 6585072 OldPhart
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Pope so disappointed in Obama that he changed to a capitalist.

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-reverses-position-capitalism-after-se-51363

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:34 | 6584815 Squid Viscous
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one of them is not an ashkenazim supremacist... ?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:34 | 6584816 stant
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Malachi's fed chairman , the last one

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:54 | 6584924 Urban Redneck
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One runs their cult from Avignon-on-the-Potomac.

(In this case "anti" doesn't mean what a lot people think its means, but then the same could be said centuries ago... I just hope the new Babylonian Captivity at Marriner Eccles doesn't result in the birth of a whore...)

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 17:18 | 6585575 Crawdaddy
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One runs a city state which runs the other two city states. The other is a disposable minion in charge of debasing honest work in the US.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:34 | 6584819 Big Beta Bill
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Beware of wolves in sheeps clothing.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:36 | 6584827 hedgeless_horseman
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They both head self-regulating organizations with their own police force.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:38 | 6584840 Xibalba
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that is true.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:43 | 6584852 hedgeless_horseman
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Both dudes wear dresses, Italian shoes, and fancy necklaces.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:36 | 6584832 Mike Honcho
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They both lead lambs to the slaughter, so I would say the one dude doesn't wear a hat.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:39 | 6584846 rpm77
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One looks and talks exactly like Grandpa Munster but isn't as smart.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:40 | 6584854 Teh Finn
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Clowns with tons of power.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:49 | 6584894 I Write Code
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They both ride around in Fiats.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:23 | 6585044 ebworthen
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Zing! +1  Il Papa should drive his by Wall Street to perform an exorcism.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:59 | 6585217 Spiritof42
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They both wear dresses

And it is just quite possible, they both have a pair of balls.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:49 | 6584898 Sleepless Knight
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They both wear funny white hats?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:49 | 6584900 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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When the one per cent disembarks on their last flight onboard Extraordinary Rendition Airlines, and finds themselves naked in Abu Gharab Prison, and about to be placed in a human pyramid for their final photo-op, do you think Pope Ponzi Casino Capitalism Climate Change should go on the top, or the bottom, of the pyramid?

 

So many choices, such little time?

 

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 14:51 | 6584907 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!  Lymphoma has revealed it has Lloyd Blankfein,  poor, poor Lymphoma  :(

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:33 | 6585108 J Jason Djfmam
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One is a life sucking terminal disease.

The other one is Lymphoma.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:16 | 6584923 Duc888
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They're both shitbags.

 

Keebler beyotch is just the friendly face for the Fed fucking you over.  The Pope... well, he's just the next psychopath sent up to usher in the next ass raping.

 

Bend over you fucksticks.... they're gonna send it in with no lube now.

 

Squeal you fukkerz.  I wanna hear you squeal!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI

 

1:47 in.  Squeeaaalllllllllll!

 

 

Off topic... Yogi Berra........RIP.  :(   "When you come to a fork in the road.....take it".    Pure fucking genius.

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:28 | 6585059 Duc888
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Meh, downarrows....LOL.  Get back to me when the Vatican melts down their gold and helps feed the hungry.  Oh.... but by all means when they pass the basket on  Sunday drop a ten spot in there and go directly to heaven.

 

No rubberz for you muthafukkerz.  We need to make more Catholics.....

Que Monty Python...."every Sperm is Sacred".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:00 | 6584951 suzannacuahjsouiqxxg
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I would sure like to hear her confession!

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:07 | 6584980 jcdenton
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One of these ANSWERS to the other. And HE has a further boss ..

http://tuppersaussy.com/museum/html/writings/articles/15brienner.html

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 17:27 | 6585564 Crawdaddy
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Yes - follow the chain of command of each org to see who runs the show.

lol'd at fedRes = Guardians of the Vatican Treasury

true words

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:10 | 6584990 timeless21
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Both can make a miracle...oh wait

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:11 | 6584996 q99x2
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They would both look good on a rope.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:31 | 6585089 J Jason Djfmam
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Pope on a rope?

Nope on a rope?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:12 | 6585002 thebigunit
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The one on the left lives in a country that has no border controls and is being overrun by hundreds of thousnds of lawless  third world scavengers.

The one on the right lives in a country defended by vicious teutonicly efficiient armed mercenaries from Switzerland who will slice you in half vertically if you try to overstay your visa or squat on their park benches.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:20 | 6585037 ultraticum
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They both want your money, your children, or both.  They are both "chosen" by God.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:23 | 6585050 headhunt
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On the right you have a communist willing to give away your currency and keep the significant wealth of the Vatican for themselves.

On the left you have a socialist willing to manipulate currency and keep the significant wealth caused by deflation for themselves.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:27 | 6585057 Chuck Knoblauch
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Both are trash.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:31 | 6585090 GRDguy
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They both lie and their followers can't get enough.

 

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:49 | 6585162 Son of Captain Nemo
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Bullshit!

The Roman Catholic Church and the "money lenders" have been lucrative business partners since they "split the wishbone" and crucified the carpenter they both "worship"!!!

Good cop... Bad cop... For 2,000 years!'...

Now drop that $20.00 bill in the collection plate and wash your ass and your mouth with that holy water before you kiss his feet!

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:50 | 6585182 CHX
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One bows low, the other blows low.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 15:59 | 6585208 AsinineBovineFeces
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If they had a son, he would look like Bernie Sanders.

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 16:08 | 6585266 Sparehead
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I'm still confused. Which one is the pope of the NWO/Global Socialist Organization?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 16:21 | 6585331 BudFox2012
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The one on  the left is Benny Hill, and the one on the right is father guido sarducci (without a mustache).  What was so hard about that?

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 16:28 | 6585367 Zerohedge fan
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Both look and sound  Khazar Jews

1. Berg_oglio (extremely Italian)

2. Yellen (polish: deer)

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 17:25 | 6585615 orangegeek
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They both have penises?  

Wed, 09/23/2015 - 19:59 | 6586210 thebigunit
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The one on the left needs an exorcism.

The one on the right performs exorcisms.

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