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Caught On Tape: Anarchy - When Chicken Prices Hit Record Highs

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We have all watched the dramatic and disturbing scenes from Venezuela as 'average joes' fight over the last bar of soap or sheet of toilet paper as prices soar beyond anyone's control... and said "that could never happen here." Well with stealth-flation leaking into everyday prices wherever you look (as long as 'you' are not The Fed), we may have just witnessed the awakening. With prices for chicken having hit record highs, residents of America are brawling over the last winged feast...

When this occurs...

 

This eventually happens...

 

"could never happen here"

Chart: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:30 | 6590022 Wile-E-Coyote
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Over chicken?.................really!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:32 | 6590043 JLO
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but it was the last chicken

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:37 | 6590073 coinhead
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he a good boi.  Waz just defendin' muh last chicken...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:41 | 6590106 nope-1004
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He axe me, yo wanna go in publix?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:47 | 6590124 hedgeless_horseman
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If you didn't raise it, butcher it, and cook it, then you don't really know what it is that you are eating.

Y'all have fun dealin' with the crazies at the supermarket.  We will be settled in here with the rotisserie in front of the fireplace.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:48 | 6590152 saints51
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what time do I need to be there and should I bring any side dish?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:51 | 6590159 hedgeless_horseman
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Come early.  You have basting duty. 

Bring some pearl onions, and we'll put them in some cream.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:54 | 6590185 COSMOS
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Nice pics, but its only a matter of time before the mobs descend on your homestead and pick it dry...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2n9xjkk&s=8

Here is a taste of what it looks like as the muzzies scour through Sicily on their way North....

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:07 | 6590196 Manthong
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Anarchy is to chaos what water is to drowning.

Just because you are blessed with the non- interventionism and non-coerciveness of some degree of anarchy does not mean that you have disorder and violence.

.. another bastardization of the language by  state totalitarians and their collectivist lackeys..

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:13 | 6590258 daveO
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Yes. W/O EBT, these illustrious members of the FSA will soon kill each other off(They do it anyway). That will quickly contribute to a collapse in the crime statistics. The average criminal commits a dozen crimes between arrests. A dead one doesn't commit any. Pity the poor prison industry!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:24 | 6590308 greenskeeper carl
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Honestly, I'm just shocked there were black people involved. When I clicked the link I was expecting a couple of well dressed Caucasians.....

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:37 | 6590360 RaceToTheBottom
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Chickens Matter!

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:09 | 6591099 Billy the Poet
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Anarchy means "no rulers." Venezuela is in desperate straights because the rulers have destroyed the economy with numerous regulations and controls. So how is this food riot an example of"anarchy?" Are we now blaming the lack of rulers for the mistakes of the rulers? Seriously, folks, that headline is bullshit.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:02 | 6590485 bosquito
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Dude, I was expecting a couple of Norwegian Tourists......

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 03:04 | 6591930 The Black Bishop
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Nah, we're starting to learn not to go places with "Chimpout Imminent" warnings. Shit, they even started doing Chimpouts here in Norway.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:12 | 6591318 MontgomeryScott
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Simultaneous spontaneous fights also occurred in the produce section, where several watermelons were sacrificed for 'homie bitches'.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:15 | 6590267 TongueStun
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I just bought 2 forty lb cases of boneless skinless for $1.55 a lb. I froze a little and pressure canned the rest. There is no beating home canned chicken for soups or dumplings.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:04 | 6590497 Jethro
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Crap! That is a LOT of chicken! I canned 10 pounds last month. Canning meat is about foolproof. Great job!

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:22 | 6591747 BarkingCat
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I would have to be really starving to eat that hormone and antibiotic injected and chemically raised thing.

Unless desperate I would not put that into my body,.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:50 | 6590728 logicalman
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TPTB have done a great job of changing what people think the word means due to the fact that the word scares the shit out of them.

Please, ZH, make sure that when someone posting is referring to chaos it gets called fucking chaos.

Let's try to be precise in our use of language - it helps a game to flow if everyone knows the rules.

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:01 | 6590209 Skateboarder
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That's why HH has guns and knows how to use them. Let them fucking try.

It takes hard work to make good things happen. A hard working man does not let intruders fuck it all up, not without a fight, and I'm not talking about the kind of bitchass fight shown in that video above.

Perhaps if those Sicilians had guns and made the message loud and clear: "get the fuck out, before you're shot."

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:29 | 6590322 ZD1
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Before he died, Dictator Hugo Chavez banned the sale of firearms and ammunition to civilians in the socialist paradise of Venezuela.

Venezuela is in a state of collapse, with rampant inflation and shortages of basic necessities, like food. Hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans, probably millions, have taken to the streets to demonstrate against the government’s corrupt incompetence.

The socialist government, now headed by Dictator Nicolas Maduro, has responded with a brutal crackdown in which dozens of anti-socialist Venezuelans have been murdered by government forces or paramilitary, pro-government gangs that–who could have guessed?–are heavily armed, despite the country’s “progressive” firearms laws.

 

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2014/04/venezuela-banned-guns-lets...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:43 | 6590386 Skateboarder
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I find it amazing that so many people get together to protest all the time everywhere, but no discussion ever comes out of it. Is that really it? Two modes of operation: obey and protest.

Do so many dissatisfied people do not want to dream up new ways to make their world better - take it into their hands? Everyone's already out there for fuck's sake - that's the hard part, getting everyone together.

At some point, you gotta imagine - the people don't want to work that hard, be responsible for each other and for their own welfare. If they did, they would already be talking. Or do these protest crowds really need an actual voice to physically tell them to start valuing communities and discuss the forming of local governments that actually work? It takes hard work to have a functioning society where everyone's relatively happy and well off. Everyone's gotta participate and work hard though - you can't just expect free shit while being a low-life dildo.

You can't beat the centralization or its force, but you can work alongside it and make something that eventually renders the centralization useless, by compassion or by force.

Somewhere, a protest crowd needs to discuss their way into local governance and set an example. The rest will follow. Until then we're all fucked in the ass royally.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:00 | 6590213 Son of Loki
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"It didn't taste like chicken!" was the guy's gripe.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:00 | 6590214 hedgeless_horseman
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its only a matter of time before the mobs descend on your homestead and pick it dry

Come and take it.

In the mean time, I will just live each and every day as best as I can.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:23 | 6590924 FlSapo
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Thats only when your Not stacking Lead Bulion and Semi-Automatic Bulion Dispensers

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:55 | 6590192 saints51
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Not a problem. Let me get the lil lady and kids and on the way. Gonna take back roads to avoid the traffic enslavement route.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:01 | 6591454 Raging Debate
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Hedgeless - Damn you and the Misses definately make some great food and healthy too. But as I posted later on this thread I am fine with $5, 3lb rotisserie at Sam's Club for zero work. You must be retired. My time has a price as far as I am concerned.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:28 | 6591764 BarkingCat
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If you are eating anything from Sam's Club your health has no price.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:56 | 6590459 A Nanny Moose
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Bring beer.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:51 | 6590171 Normalcy Bias
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You live THE life, HH! Green with envy here...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:55 | 6590183 hedgeless_horseman
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Don't waste time on envy. 

Take action. 

What are you waiting for?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:59 | 6590467 greenskeeper carl
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What are you waiting for?

A neighborhood without an HOA....

I know, move. Easier said than done. In the mean time I stock up as best I can. Best of luck to you and yours though, HH. I have a pretty strong feeling your clan will be just fine.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:01 | 6590478 Normalcy Bias
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You are correct, Sir. There's no time like the present.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:53 | 6590184 pocomotion
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Bon-a-bite-it, as the French would say...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:23 | 6590304 NumNutt
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Oh man you have one of them fancy automatic chicken pluckers..... I am jealous.....

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:46 | 6590406 cheech_wizard
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Can I ask what breed is that, and do you have any recommendations?

I was looking at trying to get ahold of some pure Russian Orloffs...

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:54 | 6590446 Jethro
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oooooh. I'm jealous of your Whizbang Chicken Plucker! Nice!!!!!! I'll be building one of those before too long.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:11 | 6590538 johnconnor
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Man, when I grow up I want to be like you

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:41 | 6591397 ImGumbydmmt
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HH! you are on a roll today Sir! +1000

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:45 | 6590127 Richard Chesler
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Don't fuck with a black man's fried chicken.

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:01 | 6590216 Main_Sequence
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Hopefully watermelon prices don't get out of control.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:11 | 6590248 Bollixed
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Ya know, if only we could find a way to subsidize these folks.

Oh, wait...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:22 | 6590300 daveO
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Liberalism's only silver lining is Planned Parenthood. W/o it, they'd amount to over 1/3rd of the population but if they weren't paid to live and reproduce on gov. run plantations, they'd probably be less than half as many as now, BHO would have never been elected. Think about how those lower numbers would kill various sectors of the gov. like Medicaid, the farm lobby, prison farms, the Just US system lawyers and, apparently, Publix. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:38 | 6590369 RaceToTheBottom
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So lets defund it?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:14 | 6590266 Make_Mine_A_Double
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I spy an a future opportunity - time to stock up on Cool Menthols and Pall Malls.

I beez making nuff' moni to buy dem rims I beens looking ats.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:37 | 6590362 Flagit
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LOL@buy

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:19 | 6591339 MontgomeryScott
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Don't forget Colt 40oz. Malt Liquor and Jherry Cream.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:52 | 6590741 Maynard G. Krebs
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Wait until there's no more Cool-Aid and watermelon...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:46 | 6590138 Nobodys Safe
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And theses are the goodtimes ( no pun intended ) Ladies and Gentalmen start digging your ditches now.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:43 | 6590332 daveO
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They mostly live in the inner cities. This means the whites are ringed around them, in the suburbs. If the EBT's go dead again(http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Problems-With-EBT-Systems--227.... A message was being sent-http://www.theglobaldispatch.com/ebt-card-failure-hit-17-states-people-r...

), They will be outnumbered the farther away from the city center they go, they know this. They will kill each other off in droves, just like they've been doing forever. The closer you live to the inner city, the higher the danger. If you live in the country when TSHTF, you can

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting%2C_shoveling%2C_and_shutting_up

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 03:30 | 6591947 ebear
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"They mostly live in the inner cities."

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:08 | 6591475 Buck Johnson
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Thats right, just defending your last box of chicken, lololololololo.  The signs of things to come when the economy implodes.

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:45 | 6590129 wakablahh
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The police report said the old man started giving the deli employee shit, and the younger guy overheard, took offense to what he told her, & beat him up after an argument started.

 

The two guys weren't fighting over the chicken..

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:51 | 6590170 vq1
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a few more threads like this and ZH will have officially reached gawker status. 

 

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:04 | 6590229 Nobodys Safe
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Hey there is no harm showing how the savages act in this great recovery. We Zero Hedgers can learn a lot from these types of stories.

http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/fight-over-chicken-breaks-out-del...

different video angle shown and again a great deal to learn from it. They're fucking animals, stop making excuses for them.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:16 | 6590274 vq1
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from the time ive been here, ZH has been primarily economic focused and usually anti-elitist, as far as I can tell. The majority of the american elite are white. Poverty affects the black population disproportunetly. So in my humble opinion, your view point is supportive of the american elite.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:25 | 6590313 CheapBastard
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"Americans are exceptional."

 

Barry said so. He must know, right?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:28 | 6590329 Nobodys Safe
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Maybe just maybe there are other factors involved in the disproportionate poverty levels. I down voted you for your supporting the elite comment.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:08 | 6590447 daveO
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Exactly. The elites are far, far more likely to profit from the current welfare system than the average debt/tax slave, who happens to be a descendant of Europe, Asia or LatinAm(considered white by the FBI for crime stats). The Chosenites spent the last 70 years dividing people by their heritage. Now, if/when nature resumes it's course, people will die disproportionately along those same lines. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:28 | 6590327 greenskeeper carl
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Whatchu mean wez animals? He a good boy. He dindu nuffin!!!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:20 | 6590293 Professor Fate
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Chicken is one thing...RIBS BE SUMPIN" ELSE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCLpRR-wVo0

Fate the Magnificent

"Push the Button, Max"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:33 | 6590046 Jethro
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Yard bird is serious bidness. Don't you remember a few years ago when a Popeye's ran out of chicken and started a small riot?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:36 | 6590062 KnuckleDragger-X
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If you raise your own, you'll always have a Sunday dinner......

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:37 | 6590071 hedgeless_horseman
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And breakfast.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:02 | 6590220 Urban Redneck
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Beats the hell out of Alpo (or whatever Pet McFood they're pushing these days).  

I don't really have the option of feeding the Swiss dog venison twice a day like the US dogs, so it's eggs (absent the onions, cheese, pepper and tabasco sauce of course...)

However, I do put livestock feed in the big mixing bowl before I separate out the dog's breakfast...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:39 | 6590087 Jethro
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I hear ya. I'm almost done with my new loafing shed/chicken coop. Getting Australorps...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:44 | 6590120 Boondocker
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Rhode Island reds....great egg layers, decent eating bird

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:47 | 6590145 mygameon
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Two buffs, 5 RI Reds....6 eggs per day

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:00 | 6590212 matermaker
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I keep a couple dozen of a mixed breed that I've been working on for quite some time.  Hearty, great foragers, great layers, get up to 5 pounds in 8 weeks.  Can put about 5 dozen eggs in the incubator in the spring and eat one a week.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:07 | 6590235 vq1
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i hope i can be, at the very least, semi-subsistent before shit hits the fan. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:02 | 6590271 cowdiddly
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Those buffs and reds and barred rock type get too big, sometimes 10lb, largish for eating and  they eat you out of house and home. Good for cages I guess. Awesome layers of big brown eggs though, second to none.

You want a real chicken for free range at least, get the original Danish brown leghorns. The one where the rooster looks like the one on the corn flake box and the chicks are camo chipmuck colored and can blend into the grass so the hawks/owls ect can't see so good.. Now those little hustlers will be out in the pasture a quarter mile making their own living catching grasshoppers and worms while most of the rest will just hang around the yard under your feet waiting for the next handout. 5-6 pound bird but still large white egg.

Nice vid at bottom of the camo chicks.

https://www.mcmurrayhatchery.com/single_comb_brown_leghorns.html

http://www.cacklehatchery.com/brownleghornpage.html

everyones setup and need is different though. I got a lot of space

I don't have chickens anymore but I sure miss those rich dark golden yolks standing high and tall in a skillet from being fresh and fed right instead of this stale tasteless pale yellow runny assed yolk eggs you get at the store.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 08:20 | 6592198 BarkingCat
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I live in the city so having chickens is not practical. I have to buy my eggs.

I will only buy pasture raised organic. When I switched from the factory eggs I noticed the difference. The yokes were deep yellow and had awesome taste. That regulrar suff, or as I call them "factory eggs" has no taste and I am pretty sure not much for nutreants.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:34 | 6590053 Outlaw_Rambler
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Would it be racist of me to point all that all those folks are black? Just saying you know

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:39 | 6590088 Waffen
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Political correctness is a war against noticing so yes you would be racist for pointing that out you filthy nazi, racist, ignorant, scumbag, redneck, bigot.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:44 | 6590100 Skateboarder
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Sir, your obvservations are illegal. Gonna have to write you up a tick-it for that.

edit: That looks like a modern grocery store, well-stocked, and the cart in the video shows Doritos bags. Certainly not a free-for-all scramble with the folkses fighting over the last chicken. If the Venezuelan poor can't afford chicken, and it can't be welfared to them, they will fight for it or steal it. Guessing this is a poor man in a "rich" store.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:12 | 6591501 Raging Debate
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Skateboarder - Ya you need to have some extra scratch to shop at Publix. You can get a little cheaper here at Wal Mart but its 100 degrees and really is starting to look like a plaza in 3rd world country.

 If US gets as bad as Venezuela then I'll take my chances in the swamp eating gator and snake. Plant some seeds out there while I am at it to kill the boredom. Doesnt mean it would be glorius though...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:41 | 6590105 Outlaw_Rambler
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Well in that case I'm proud to be all of those things, thank you kind sir 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:46 | 6590135 weburke
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As Of today, snap food is on hold till govt passes, funding. Caught in the abortion fight, shows how vulnerable us is to that program. We would lose most stores if it went out due to any reason.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:27 | 6593903 Kobe Beef
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Do not feed the animals. When they riot, shoot them. Those who renounce their membership in the FSA can earn a day's wages digging mass graves and hoisting the bodies of their former comrades. For the children.

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:48 | 6590154 sandiegoman
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thats right because white folks don't eat fried chicken and they don't fight... You can always see who the intellectuals are on this board..

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:37 | 6590357 greenskeeper carl
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Oh is it me? Am I an intellectual? I certainly hope so, your opinion of my opinions means so much to me....

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:04 | 6590228 vq1
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not racist, just purposeless. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:05 | 6591467 yellowsub
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If you can't spot the obvious, you're not racist.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:39 | 6590089 msmith9962
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Chicken fight.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:01 | 6590477 A Nanny Moose
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Cock fight.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:18 | 6590284 Mentaliusanything
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Could someone please inform me, what language and third World foreign country this was taken in. It sounded like a variant of pigeon English I last heard in the wilds of New Georgia by reformed head hunters.

Fascinating tribe I think you will agree.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:40 | 6590375 greenskeeper carl
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You are correct, sir. The tribe is called the "dindu's" and their natural habitat is the inner American city. They can also be seen lounging around on their porches, which has lead to some anthropologists referring to them informally as porch monkeys. Be careful though, while fun to observe, they are a very violent species, especially to those they perceive as outsiders.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:24 | 6591534 Mentaliusanything
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Thank you kind Sir, "DinDu's" you say? Lots of pentup anger in that image. Good whipping set em right.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:32 | 6593919 Kobe Beef
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Au contraire Dear Carl, those are members of the "Aindu" tribe.

Cheers,

Beef

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:37 | 6590354 Takeaction2
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I didn't even need to click to see the video....I already knew.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:43 | 6590393 hangemhigh77
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Meanwhile Warren Buffet floats around on a $250 million yacht and stuffs his fat face with beluga caviar. Punch him out he deserves to fucking starve.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:16 | 6591515 Raging Debate
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Actually, old Uncle Warren lives very cheaply. He has just gotten far more hypocrital over the years with his lips around Washington's asshole and preaching something else. But may as well call a Spade a Spade.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:17 | 6591335 Titus
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Over chicken?.................really!

Given their demographics, did you really have to ask?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:22 | 6591346 johngaltfla
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Dude, it was Publix Fried Chicken. We beat the shit out of anyone in Florida who comes between us and that. Yo momma too!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:29 | 6591546 Raging Debate
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A story down here you may find funny. I eat at KFC twice a year. Love it but can't do it often can feel arteries clogging up. Anyways, I went to there and this one has a buffet. So I sit down and it is literally 100 degrees in there. So I take my plate of food up to the counter and ask for a to go box. The manager rushes up and says "you cant take that home siiiiirrrr" in a real bitchy like I was some criminal.

So I said, "give me four to go buckets." She said, "I will not!". So I said "Ok now I will call corporate and explain how you decided to put all your employees behind the counter at risk because your AC is broken and you decided to keep the store open anyways." She gave me the buckets and I left with $60 bucks in food. The employees all were smiling. Fuck that bitch. We both are white but for some reason anybody with a name tag that says manager think they are god too.

Too many people with tudes these days. I am an honest bloke but stop fucking with me, I don't care who you are. There dumb bitch, I cost you .40 cents on your stupid $200 a month bonus. Of course the crime wave started at the top, but the criminal retarded tudes have now trickled down.  Lots of monkeys beginning to throw monkey wrenches into machines.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 08:49 | 6592276 BarkingCat
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I lived in Florida and the strange thing to me was that they had a uniformed and armed cop at Publix.. and that was in the good neighborhood.

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:31 | 6590023 Nostradumbass
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Jungle Boogey.

Well now we see that chickens can fly after all.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:26 | 6590316 CheapBastard
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You should see them fighting over Booty!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:34 | 6590027 American Psycho
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I thought those sorts only shopped at Kroger. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:31 | 6590028 WtfBatman
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MURICA!, fuck yeah!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:44 | 6590121 Teh Finn
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Publix outside Tampa Florida.  #floridaman

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:31 | 6590029 terryg999
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This is why we can't have nice things.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:31 | 6590032 IronCondor
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Is that English he's speaking in the video? I can hardly tell!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:31 | 6590035 Tinky
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"Get your filthy hand off of my breast!"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:32 | 6590038 Jethro
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LOL "WORLDSTARRR!"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:32 | 6590039 VladLenin
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Publix does have great fried chicken. I've never had to beat someone's ass to get some though.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:32 | 6590042 khnum
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I dont think I can comment appropriately without violating many site terms and conditions

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:36 | 6590063 css1971
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You clearly haven't read them have you?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:37 | 6590075 Nobodys Safe
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I upvoted you because I had the same thought. I didn't even know that Publix let those kinds of people in the stores, learn something new everyday.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:10 | 6590246 Agent P
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"What do you mean 'those people'?"

~ Sgt. Lincoln Osiris

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:14 | 6590264 Sanity Bear
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People who annoy you.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:41 | 6591791 WTFMOFO
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+1000pts for working in a reference from the most brillant south park episode ever!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:03 | 6590489 Nobodys Safe
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You know the trouble makers, the ones that have zero problem beating up a 59 y/o. What were you thinking?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:22 | 6590917 Buster Cherry
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People like these:

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7hFxcy40vk

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 05:26 | 6591990 Nobodys Safe
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I often wonder where they ( babies ) x 10 learn that bad behavior, well wonder no more!!!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:13 | 6590261 Sanity Bear
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Don't let that stop you, doesn't stop anyone else.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:33 | 6590044 saints51
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cracker jack display intact.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:33 | 6590047 Squid Viscous
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wait 'til watermelon season is over down there...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:33 | 6590048 RobD
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Have I told the story about the time I took my family to a SF Giants game by riding BART(Bay Area Rapid Transit)? Well it was kind of like that vid except it was two home girls fighting over a Facebook post instead of a chicken.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:37 | 6590070 Jethro
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Ha. I'd imagine any mass transit system being like that. I've heard MARTA (Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta) is like that a couple of times from different sources.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:42 | 6590109 msmith9962
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Coffee out the nose for that.  Thank you.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:38 | 6590081 Skateboarder
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Still can't decide whether it's a good thing or bad thing that BART doesn't have bathrooms on the train.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:33 | 6590051 cowdiddly
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What till you see what happens on the watermelon isle.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:34 | 6590055 LostWages
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Must have been some nice looking breasts to cause that ruccus. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:35 | 6590059 Jethro
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Wait until EBT doesn't work like the government is threatening with a shutdown. It's tempting to go buy all the malt liquor I can find, and then set up shop in the hood when the "dignity cards" no longer swipe.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:41 | 6590103 roisaber
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Appalachian whitey will get just as violent, so we don't have to go straight to a race thing.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:48 | 6590131 Normalcy Bias
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"Appalachian whitey" can hunt, fish, garden, make their own brew, AND raise their own damned chickens.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:44 | 6591795 WTFMOFO
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You rang?

 

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:51 | 6590168 joe6px
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I didn't read anything that could be racist. What kind of micro-aggression purveying bitter progressive are you?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:51 | 6590169 MrPalladium
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Most rural whiteys either have food reserves or access to them from relatives, friends or neighbors, but pushed far enough?

Yeah, but the means and methods are likely to be different and far more dangerous.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:18 | 6590879 1stepcloser
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They will fight over the last PBR

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:44 | 6590125 saints51
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At that point, being a capitalist at that exact moment might not be a good idea.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:46 | 6590142 Jethro
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I think I'd be ok. I'm pretty heavily armed, and much better trained.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:53 | 6590180 saints51
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Then go for it. I just hope you havent been watching those marvel comic movies thinking you can do some iron man shit in the hood. You do realize a lot of gangbangers today join military for the training  for when they return back to the gang.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:44 | 6590397 Jethro
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Funny you mention that. I was in the USMC Infantry for a few years...very, very few "dark green Marines" in the infantry. They mostly go to Admin, Supply or the Kitchen. When they actually went to the field, they weren't just useless, they were a liability.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:31 | 6590334 TalkToLind
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Your premise is sound, however you might want to consider switching to Tennessee whiskey...and sell it further out in the suburbs. That's right, their EBT cards won't be working either.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:35 | 6590060 css1971
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What language was that?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:48 | 6590415 bcking
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A classic, for sure

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:58 | 6590200 ceilidh_trail
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it be ebonics.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 17:07 | 6590236 inevitablecollapse
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zulu?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:35 | 6590061 SgtShaftoe
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I've got a couple roosters that need processed out in the pasture. No frankenchickens here. We have pasture raised free-range happy birds and very delicious. Chickens are super easy to raise even in a backyard.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:46 | 6590136 shovelhead
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"I sho nuff loves me some a dem extra hot wings...

But they be hard on you."

http://www.amazingjokes.com/img/2014/53732879a88c4_OMG.jpg

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:18 | 6590893 Buster Cherry
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How you gonna teach da babies how to walk???

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:37 | 6590077 tommylicious
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FUCK YOU, CHICKEN!!!!   BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:38 | 6590084 BeaverCream
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"GIBS ME DAT"

When the cops came

"I DINDU NUFFIN"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:38 | 6590086 Teh Finn
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While y'all stacking phys, and trying to keep informed, these peeps are watching worldstarhiphop and checking EBT.  The two civilizations are totally incompatible.

Liberia, what could have been?!?!?!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 16:53 | 6590179 BeaverCream
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Even thousands of miles away, day still be oppress.....by da white maing.

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