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Janet Yellen Falters During Speech, Receives Medical Attention, All-Clear Given

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For those watching Janet Yellen's speech this evening, the fact that she seemed to struggle towards the end of her speech was a surprise. Now we know why...

  • **FED'S YELLEN GETTING MEDICAL ATTENTION AFTER SPEECH -REUTERS

It is hardly surprising given that she now carries the weight of the world's economic and market strength on her shoulders.

As MarketWatch's Greg Robb noted, Yellen faltered at end of her speech. Last page was agonizing. I don't think she felt well but she seemed better when she left the stage.

Bloomberg reports, Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen is resuming her planned schedule after feeling unwell toward the end of a speech she was giving Thursday at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Fed spokeswoman Michelle Smith said in an e-mailed statement.

“Chair Yellen felt dehydrated at the end of a long speech under bright lights,” Smith wrote. “As a precaution, she was seen by EMT staff on-site at U-Mass Amherst. She felt fine afterward and has continued with her schedule Thursday evening.”

But as you can see below, she really did not look well at all...

The initial reaction was a dive in stocks...

 

Fed Chair Janet Yellen is receiving medical attention after her speech at UMass, Reuters reports, citing an unidentified University of Massachusetts official.

Then this...

  • *YELLEN IS DEPARTING SPEECH EVENT, RESUMING SCHEDULE: U. MASS
  • *YELLEN IS HEADING TO A SCHEDULED DINNER - U. MASS SPOKESMAN

Some Twitterati suggested that perhaps she was just sick of her speech...

*  *  *

All-Clear given... Buy!

  • *UMASS MEDIC RICE HELPED ATTEND TO YELLEN AFTER SPEECH
  • *YELLEN DIDN’T GO TO HOSPITAL, RICE SAYS
  • *YELLEN IS FINE, UMASS MEDIC SHAUNA RICE SAYS

 

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Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:33 | 6590637 FreeShitter
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Dimon, Blankfien, and now old yeller......maybe God is doing HIS work.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:37 | 6590664 Bioscale
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Is Nuland part of this game or not yet?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:38 | 6590673 Supernova Born
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All they have is hubris and even that is starting to crack.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:52 | 6590742 robertsgt40
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What goes around comes around.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:50 | 6591594 Nassim
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Just look at what happened to VW a few days after the chief of BMW collapsed at the Frankfurt Motor Show while making a speech. Maybe someone told him that the game was up.

"BMW denies rigging diesel emissions tests after an independent test claims one of its cars blew 11 times over the limit"

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/bmw-denies-rigging-diesel-emissi...

Can we look foreward to some excitement from the Fed next week (or this weekend)?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 23:59 | 6591706 OldPhart
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"BMW denies rigging diesel emissions tests after an independent test claims one of its cars blew 11 times over the limit"

That ain't nothing...I once blew twelve times over the limit...

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:20 | 6591740 Rusty Shorts
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lol..it only goes to eleven bro.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:46 | 6591796 OldPhart
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This goes to twelve...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:44 | 6590685 Supernova Born
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The Big Lie is that they know what they are doing.

They are not in control.

There is no plan.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:04 | 6590820 decon
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But what about TPTB, Iluminati, them or they and the multi-century master plan blah blah blah.  You're right, they are not in control and for that matter no entity is in control.  They're reacting more or less on the fly to stimuli.  There are way too many pieces to the machine and people involved in world events to have a world wide "plan".  Not to say that certain people and organization don't have an outsized influence on events but basically what we see unfolding is the result of billions of people and organizations acting on the emotions of greed and fear.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:22 | 6590915 Raging Debate
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Decon - Not unrue from a really big perspective. From a smaller one beginning of cracks of an empire. Just because it resided in the shadows as a cloak doesnt mean a business model to capture the world never existed. I own a business. My goal is.to have every segment in my industry using it. Now I draw the line when people get killed over it...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:51 | 6591013 decon
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So you're ok with propping their leg on the bumper of a car and jumping on it to further the business?  Interesting but not unique business model. :)

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:13 | 6590866 negative rates
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We have shifted from quantitative easing to qualitative easing, the plan is working just as intended.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:23 | 6591151 turtle
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@supernova: I would not be so sure of that...

 

"Being the clever tyrants that they are, the members of the central banking cult hope you are too stupid or too biased to grasp the concept of conspiracy. They prefer that you see them as bumbling idiots, as children who found their father’s shotgun or who like to play with matches because in your assumptions and underestimations they find safety. If you cannot identify the agenda, you can do nothing to interfere with the agenda." http://www.alt-market.com/articles/2701-the-worst-part-is-central-banker...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:54 | 6591249 Implied Violins
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The real stuff is the Carroll Quigley quotes Brandon links to there, along with the Economist piece from 1988. Add Antony Sutton's research and the work of Gary Allen and Larry Abraham and you can document pretty thoroughly how meticulously planned this shitshow has been. Don't forget, part of the plan is for things to appear chaotic, to hide the true aims of the globalists. Plus, when they do sometimes run into trouble or their plans get exposed, they have many, many alternate pathways all ready to go in order to reach their final destination.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:35 | 6591563 TheReplacement
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The fact that EVERYONE knows who Yellen is and thinks SHE is in charge should make the BIG LIE quite OBVIOUS.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:34 | 6591560 FireBrander
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She's not ill, she was just looking at the words and thinking...

"This is all fucken bullshit!. I can't say this on camera; everyone knows I have no fucken Idea what I'm doing! I'm going to be laughed off this stage, oh my shit, holy shit...(Silently farts)...whew, I feel better now, that was smelly one...hope no one gets too close...I better pause and read slow until it dissipates"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:37 | 6590667 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Lying catches up with you. No one lives forever. Maybe the markets will see this is an omen and sell, sell sell. The FED is sick.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:49 | 6590720 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Nah, it was the Russians...

polonium-210

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590737 Bastiat
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Why would they do that?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:56 | 6590776 Dragon HAwk
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No Enemy would dare bomb this place, and end all the confusion...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590729 Lost My Shorts
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Or someone's voodoo doll actually worked.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 02:52 | 6591916 conscious being
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That's pretty funny. Maybe the Zerohedge store can start carrying Mr. Yellen voodoo dolls?

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:06 | 6590865 Jumbotron
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I'm sorry Mr. Yellen.  Do you have some BULLSHIT stuck in your throat ?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:20 | 6590902 BandGap
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She wants out, what better way than to use this excuse. Worked for the last pope.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:37 | 6590971 Eyeroller
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SNAP!  I was just thinking that it's all set up now for her to resign due to "health concerns". The Ponzi Munchkin doesn't want to be at the helm when the house of cards comes crashing down.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:25 | 6590932 Omen IV
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she knows she is GUILTY - hopefully Gods work will be done .....soon for all of them

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:28 | 6590945 D Nyle
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Last page was a picture of a nail gun

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:37 | 6590972 Dethrone The Ba...
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please don't die you shitheads! We want to see you suffer first. :)

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:33 | 6591184 BullyBearish
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TIA...brought on by TML (too many lies)

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:24 | 6591357 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I was impaling My Janet Yellen Voodoo doll with sewing needles today

cuz God is on vacation.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:29 | 6591371 hangemhigh77
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She's getting outta Dodge. She's gonna quit for health reasons. She should quit because she's an idiot. End the damn Fed already.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:07 | 6591472 Mentaliusanything
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Judas priest, I would throw up knowing what she knows but can't say. Can you imagine the extreme pressure she is currently under seeing the forward estimates and not a fucking new tool or even a snowballs chance in Hell, left in her box to throw at the approaching Juggernaut.

who will clean up this giant mess when it hits terminal velocity?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:29 | 6591545 TheReplacement
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Or...

They have found news bodies (hosts) to possess/inhabit and will soon be making the transition from the old worn out bodies they presently control.  Something-something young children something-something demonic possession something-something.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 23:48 | 6591681 OldPhart
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Perhaps she's feeling the icy, cold, steel of all the Zero Hedge guillotines?

 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 01:23 | 6591841 Fish Gone Bad
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She gets only the finest Romulan health care.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 06:34 | 6592048 Klemens
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Crash JP Morgan - Buy Silver!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCM7rMIqxmk

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:33 | 6590638 salvadordaly
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She is starting to crack!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:37 | 6590665 El Hosel
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You have to be cracked to want or to qualify for the job... It can't be that she is cracking, maybe she is contemplating truth.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:59 | 6590794 joe6px
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If she were contemplating truth I doubt she would be making it to dinner.... but then again

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:37 | 6591569 TheReplacement
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Dr. Feelgood and Big Pharma can get anyone through a dinner.  Puleaze.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:43 | 6590674 RopeADope
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I guarantee you there was no one in that audience that bought any of the dreck coming out of her mouth.

Whoever scheduled Yellen @ UMass Amherst is one sadistic individual.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:40 | 6590680 shantyman
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Yes she is.....She knows the disaster she is messaging and what linited concious she has just revolted....anxiety driven, guilt drive, pehaps sadness driven...

 

Of all the Fed Chairs, she seemed to be most affected by the evil of which she governs....she knows the carnage she is implementing on honest hard working people....and I beleive the guilt has taken over.....

 

No nail gun for her, she will pass in her sleep...shortly

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:31 | 6591374 WillyGroper
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psychopaths are incapable of feeling empathy.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:49 | 6590717 flyingcaveman
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She is starting to bath salts!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:33 | 6590642 GeorgeGould
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After dropping her papers and leaving the building, she felt okay again. Understandably.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:34 | 6590643 williambanzai7
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It is perfectly alright to be callous in these circumstances folks...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:32 | 6591376 hangemhigh77
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Well I think it would be best if she gags and drops dead during a speech so we can at least get some joy from the Fed. They owe us that. Or maybe we could watch her choke on a ham sandwich, she's from Cali.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:15 | 6591726 OldPhart
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AS ones who knows, there is nothing more distracting, more discomforting, and discombobulating than a Shart during a public speech.

And to have that shart turn into Montezuma's Revenge when you didn't even feel a bubble in the tummy.

Mr. Yellen had that distracted, holy shit, sort of look.  I'd bet her depends under those pantihose where filled to max (kaiser) capacity and she was aware of it far more than she was of the speech or everyone looking at her.

Medical care rendered would have been a fire department hosing and removal of all that plaster from her crack with twenty-one foot roof hooks. (because not with a twenty foot pole...)

 

In fairness, from what I saw, it looked more like a TIA, the force is strong in this one.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:34 | 6590650 D-Fens
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Must be nice, faking illness to get away from work.

Oh wait, I'm a straight, healthy working man sucker and I've never done that.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:35 | 6590654 slaughterer
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Replace her with Kokerlakota.  She is a health liability to world markets.  

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:57 | 6590783 Son of Loki
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Replace her with Kotlikoff.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 00:03 | 6591714 OldPhart
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Replace her with Ron Paul.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 02:43 | 6591920 conscious being
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Replace her with Yatsenuk.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 03:04 | 6591932 Motorhead
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Lol, good one.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:27 | 6590943 Omen IV
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replace her with the Devil - Ill take my chances - He will offer probably much better odds than we have right now !

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:35 | 6590655 holmes
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Amazing!! She's been brain dead for years and now the body is going.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:35 | 6590657 ZippyDooDah
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Robo breakdown.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:36 | 6590658 q99x2
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Maybe somebody poisoned her hoping she would die eh?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:56 | 6590777 Lucky Leprachaun
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Maybe she took a selfie?  I'm trying to br hrlpful here....

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:37 | 6590661 RaceToTheBottom
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Stop the treatment!

Actually the stress of selling out the middle class is getting to her.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6590978 Eyeroller
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"Actually the stress of selling out the middle class is getting to her."

 

Uhm, that would require her to have a conscience...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:36 | 6590663 -.-
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FED speak? Negative rates? Ambiguos time frames and unclear idioms? And, the medical act...

 

There will be a dip into negative rates, but the seams have to loosen a bit more though. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:39 | 6590677 Scooby Dooby Doo
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OMG Janet! Are you OK baby?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:39 | 6590678 matermaker
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I pride myself on being able to read people.   I can tell you what drugs you're on within two minutes.  The emotions I was seeing were fear.  Bullshit aside, that woman was afraid.   Something is certainly going on behind the scenes.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:43 | 6590688 Bastiat
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It seems nothing matters more than gold, since they go to such efforts to suppress it -- watch gold & silver.

I always thought Bernank looked like a nervous wreck -- I don't know how he survived it that long.  Did he strike you that way too?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:57 | 6590763 Scooby Dooby Doo
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.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:54 | 6590764 Lucky Leprachaun
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Yes.  And strangely lacking in confidence and conviction.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:54 | 6590766 NotApplicable
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Ole Lip Quiver, worst liar ever!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:31 | 6590956 Ms No
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It would have been marvelous if she would have shit herself.  Diapers or not she will probably be back, just look at Kissinger.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 06:13 | 6592026 gmak
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I agree. I think the Bernank has that crown.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:54 | 6590767 hannah
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bernanke shook so hard he couldnt speak half the time....

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:00 | 6590796 Bastiat
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Exactly.  I thought one day he'd bust out sobbing and say:  "I just can't take all the lies anymore!!"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:06 | 6590828 stant
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Yes

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 01:39 | 6591858 Gold Eyed Cat
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Remember the sweat on Bernanke's brow and the lip quiver?  lol!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:49 | 6590705 Motorhead
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She'd better be afraid.  In fact, what's the Fed's charter again?  How's Deutsche Bank doin'?

But she is just as much a dude as the Bernank and Greenspan, so is she simply of weak constitution?  Were they never afraid (or just able to not present their fear)?

I'll give Yellen credit for at least going out there...not like that piece of shit Hillary.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:47 | 6590710 sschu
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My guess is someone told her the way it needs to be. She went from trying to start to "normalize" rates to pitching NIRP in a couple weeks.  To be a fly on the wall during that discussion!

She knows that trouble is ahead and she will take the heat ..... and it likely is.  

sschu

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:43 | 6591402 ebear
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You guys are totally over thinking this (as usual). She probably just ate a bad knish for lunch. It happens.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590726 sschu
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Sorry, dup

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:12 | 6590860 villainvomit
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I was thinking something similar, but that someone hacked her prepared notes with the following.....everyone knows that you are the chair of an evil criminal organization and I will kill you and all of your family and all of your collegues, yellen the fucking felon.   

Enjoy your dinner.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:43 | 6590689 stant
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Bad omen , shmetah is here indeed

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:44 | 6590694 Bastiat
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Bad?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:08 | 6590690 Squid Viscous
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Die!!

how's that for callous, WB?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:44 | 6590693 miker
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She's a good person at heart.  Lying or deceiving becomes more and more difficult and places undue stress on the body.

 

That is what we've become.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:47 | 6590708 Bastiat
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An intellectually cloistered academic whose whole worldview is collapsing, as the real world breaks through with the acrid smell of imminent disaster?

Could be.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:49 | 6590718 Lucky Leprachaun
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No matter what happens she'll scarper with her saddle bags bulging.  You really  think that  she and the other thieves don't have an exit strategy?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:57 | 6590781 hannah
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exit strategy,,LOL...where the fuck do they go...! this time will be the end of the 1% for 1000 years. no one gets out of this puppy alive.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:00 | 6590798 JimS
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Dude: just because she looks like your grandmother doesn't mean she's a "good person at heart". One could also say that Hitler was a "good person at heart".

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:46 | 6591219 logicalman
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Odd thing is, he probably thought he was!

But then, all those who want power over others fall into the same category.

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:25 | 6591537 hannah
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i heard this second hand and it might not be true but...i think hitler didnt like jewish people very much. just between you me....

 

how is hitler any different than obama or putin...?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:44 | 6590695 coast
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But why are they targeting california and some of the northwest with chemtrails to create a drought?  There is no doubt about it, it is sure as fukishima.  Why are they doing this?   Why would they dry out California?   I think California sucks, but the problem is, its effecting the northwest a bit too....It is so obvious about chemtrails its beyond my belief...So talk all ya want about interest rates, but manipulating the weather is much bigger...

p.s.   I think tyler reads posts because sometimes I speak of a subject and days later he makes an article about the same subject...Thanks Tyler.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:47 | 6590709 Lucky Leprachaun
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If they're deliberately drying out California then they're doing something right at last.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:58 | 6590791 hannah
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there is a secret gov plan to re-hydrate peloises pussy. it isnt half working and most of cali is dry as a bone.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:09 | 6590843 Squid Viscous
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rense.com said so!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:30 | 6590947 bunnyswanson
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At this moment, in central California, between Fresno and Bakersfield, there are 7 trails in the sky above my house.  This is not a flight path to any major airport.  Fresno flights go to LAX and SF, LV.  This is due to Sierra Nevada mountain range directly to the east and coastal mountains.  Small aircraft do not leave trials that I can see (I am a bird watcher and now, a sky watcher).  This airshow is not just during the day time.  We can hear the sound of jets above our head.  Lemoore Naval base is not far away. 

One day of trails. (poor quality but evidence in event someone actually questions this and a lawsuit ensues in light of focus on AIR POLLUTION BY EXHAUST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuHW5SGdepA

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 02:53 | 6591923 conscious being
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Thanks for the on scene report bunny. So we can say, until chemtrails get addressed this whole AGW carbon thing is a load of crap. How can these environmental scientists have any credibility, when none of them can spot any one of the thousands of daily chemtrails?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:45 | 6590700 Lucky Leprachaun
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Well she certainly didn't look well!  (smiley)

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:48 | 6590716 Motorhead
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Not so sure she looks good on a good day, but that's another topic (as I slap myself for being mean).

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:46 | 6590703 Joebloinvestor
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It is called choking on your own bullshit.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:54 | 6590761 Crocodile
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The diaper was getting to full and had to have an excuse to change it.  Now that it is changed; on to the dinner.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:48 | 6590712 djsmps
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Did she tour Manhattan in the Fedmobile?

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590732 Motorhead
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She'd better take care of herself...wouldn't want to see white smoke come from the Eccles Building some day soon.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:48 | 6590714 Ms No
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Does this mean that that dual citizen Stanley Fischer can take over as chair now?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590734 Lucky Leprachaun
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He's been calling the shots since he got there.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:25 | 6590930 RaceToTheBottom
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Might as well make it official

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:48 | 6590715 Brokenarrow
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god serves justice on all evil doers. i hope she yaks.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:52 | 6590745 Crocodile
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God commands ALL men to repent and believe the good news; but few do and they will rejoice and are already!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:49 | 6590719 fed_depression
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I have almost zero doubt that was a stroke. She will be shuffled secretly to the hospital. She could of course ignore it. It will happen again.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:57 | 6590754 matermaker
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I don't think it was a stroke.   I was watching her hands turn the pages.  I think it was an adrenaline overload.  I don't do well with adrenaline, either.  I take that back after watching the last 3 minute clip the Tyler's posted.  That list to the right after she lost speach clarity... Fairly telling.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:01 | 6590804 Ms No
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Long peroids of serious stress and working long hours can cause adrenal fatigue which makes people drop out sometimes as your cortisol and electrolytes plummet and everything goes haywire. I only know this because I'm just recovering from that condition and sometimes I would just see stars and start to wobble and if I didn't sit down I was going down. 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:07 | 6590833 fed_depression
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Blurred speech

Confusion

Studdering head movements

 

Better when not standing up (of course the stroke was over)

 

Common this is a stroke.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:18 | 6590890 Ms No
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Definitely could be.  She may have droopy face by tomorrow, I was looking to see if one side was affected but I couldn't tell.  Maybe she was invited to some creepy Zionist party back in the day and picked up the HIV.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:55 | 6590771 Tall Tom
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That was a stroke. I agree,

 

Who is next in line?

 

She will end up resigning for health reasons.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:01 | 6590802 Son of Loki
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I get that way, kinda stuttering and dumb talking, when I think of that Emily gal coming over from the UK to vist.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:01 | 6590805 Squid Viscous
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best 3 minutes of Yellen evah!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:40 | 6590982 Falling Down
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LMAO

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:49 | 6590722 XRAYD
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Probably can't deal with her own cognitive dissonance!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:50 | 6590723 SgtShaftoe
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Who runs Bartertown!?!?!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:50 | 6590725 Brokenarrow
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she could have had a heart attack and they would say....."all good"

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:09 | 6590849 newworldorder
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She was pronounced fit as fiddle on the scene, without extensive medical testing. What a law suit waiting to happen.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590735 Cynthia11640
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She drank the kool-aid!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590738 Son of Captain Nemo
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Please tell me there is a "God"!...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:54 | 6590758 shantyman
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There is a GOD, embrace HIM

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:01 | 6590807 Son of Captain Nemo
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P.S.

To add to my giddy joy,  Let's keep score... Goldman Sucks top magician is potentially dying of lymphoma... And... some acute observer here at ZH also let out that Victoria "the cookie monster" Nuland suffered a stroke in Manhattan earlier this week as well!...

And with Russia now China aiding Syria I suddenly feel happier than I could have ever possibly felt this year!Please tell me all 3 of these scum of all scum bags just bought a stake in G. Reeper's sythe????!!

Please tell me miracles can happen?!!!

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:38 | 6591389 WillyGroper
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3...coincidence?

perhaps someone with access to the toys has mutnied.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:51 | 6590740 q99x2
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Praying seems to be working. Got Blankfein with lymphoma and Yellen with some type of dog sickness. Still have Dimon and Draghi to go.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:02 | 6590813 Bastiat
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Draghi:  that chick who jumped up on his desk almost gave him a heart attack--probably would have if she'd pulled her shirt off first.

BTW Dimon has cancer too.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 01:25 | 6591842 e_goldstein
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Unfortunately, Dimon's cancer is in remission.

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/12/05/jamie-dimon-says-no-evidence-of-c...

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:40 | 6591203 DrewJackson
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Please add Senator Corzine.

 

Thanks

 

 

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 20:53 | 6591243 logicalman
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Someone should start a top ten list of those who's sudden demise would make the planet a slightly better place.

The hardest part would be keeping it down to TEN!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:52 | 6590743 Seasmoke
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She is going down for the count. TKO.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:53 | 6590750 hannah
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i understand that greenspan sucked the blood of newborns to stay alive...

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:14 | 6590873 delacroix
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the rabbi's get all the good circumcision blood.  SLURP

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:53 | 6591025 Miss Expectations
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Is your comment an oblique reference to Planned Parenthood and its recent supply chain issues?

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:43 | 6591578 hannah
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no planned parenthood takes forceps and grabs the little suckers by the head...crushing it...and then yanking it out of the gov subsidized skank.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:01 | 6590765 Bastiat
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Interesting pattern with CEOs and banksters collapsing and getting cancer.  I don't have a date but I do predict Hillary will join the club and drop out of the race due to health issues.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:55 | 6590769 Jugdish
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God Bless our commander in chief janet yellon and god bless the corporation of the united states. thank you and goodnight.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:06 | 6590829 newworldorder
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Wonderfull sarcasm.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:55 | 6590772 Oilcrashing
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Conclusion: If Yellen goes out to have a dinner, it's bullish for stocks

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:55 | 6590773 geoffb
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Stroke out!!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:11 | 6590784 cowdiddly
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You know, Im digging down real hard trying to find some human empathy for the old bag. But after everything the FED caused me, my family and all middleclass America to endure, Im coming up empty. They certainly did not have any empathy on Senior Citizens, the Middle Class or anyone else for that matter for their fraud and theft.

Its been 7 long years of this crap.

DIE YOU BANKSTER SCUM. One down 12 to go.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:00 | 6590788 juicy_bananas
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ENCHILADAS . . .

Total bs, Yellen is just faking a heart attack so she won't have to take questions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ic2K5f59g

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 18:58 | 6590792 The Duke of New...
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Even Old Yeller cant stomach the lies of the FED anymore.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:02 | 6590809 CHoward
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We all make fun of her on here but she's definitely having a problem - a serious one - hope they check to see if she had a stroke - certainly would be my bet.  I wish her all the best.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:16 | 6590881 Bastiat
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I can understand the stroke interpretation of her brain freeze, since it can be very localized in the brain. 

It didn't look like she was close to fainting, steady on her feet.

What about that choking at the end -- I thought she was about to toss her cookies.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 21:59 | 6591449 Miss Expectations
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She coughed up 2 small bats and caught them in her right hand.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 01:33 | 6591851 August
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I believe the Christian thing to wish for Janet is "a happy issue from her afflictions".

Still, Janet, dead is good... and sooner is better, before you commit any more crimes against humanity.

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:02 | 6590810 docinthehouse
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Yes, it was simple methane intoxication from all the absolute pimo bullshit

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:02 | 6590814 jarana
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Best black theatre I've ever seen!!!

Thu, 09/24/2015 - 19:19 | 6590815 atthelake
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Yellen has lost weight and this? Signs of, serious, stress.

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