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Janet Yellen Falters During Speech, Receives Medical Attention, All-Clear Given
For those watching Janet Yellen's speech this evening, the fact that she seemed to struggle towards the end of her speech was a surprise. Now we know why...
- **FED'S YELLEN GETTING MEDICAL ATTENTION AFTER SPEECH -REUTERS
It is hardly surprising given that she now carries the weight of the world's economic and market strength on her shoulders.
As MarketWatch's Greg Robb noted, Yellen faltered at end of her speech. Last page was agonizing. I don't think she felt well but she seemed better when she left the stage.
Bloomberg reports, Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen is resuming her planned schedule after feeling unwell toward the end of a speech she was giving Thursday at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Fed spokeswoman Michelle Smith said in an e-mailed statement.
“Chair Yellen felt dehydrated at the end of a long speech under bright lights,” Smith wrote. “As a precaution, she was seen by EMT staff on-site at U-Mass Amherst. She felt fine afterward and has continued with her schedule Thursday evening.”
But as you can see below, she really did not look well at all...
The initial reaction was a dive in stocks...
Fed Chair Janet Yellen is receiving medical attention after her speech at UMass, Reuters reports, citing an unidentified University of Massachusetts official.
And she's fine @zerohedge pic.twitter.com/0vSNipWQUh
— JM (@capitulaton) September 24, 2015
Then this...
- *YELLEN IS DEPARTING SPEECH EVENT, RESUMING SCHEDULE: U. MASS
- *YELLEN IS HEADING TO A SCHEDULED DINNER - U. MASS SPOKESMAN
Some Twitterati suggested that perhaps she was just sick of her speech...
* * *
All-Clear given... Buy!
- *UMASS MEDIC RICE HELPED ATTEND TO YELLEN AFTER SPEECH
- *YELLEN DIDN’T GO TO HOSPITAL, RICE SAYS
- *YELLEN IS FINE, UMASS MEDIC SHAUNA RICE SAYS
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First...(doing God's work) Goldman chief LLOYD BLANKFEIN reveals he has cancer and now the top banker looks like she has something not yet named...makes me think...THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS...
Doctors said that it was a particularly bad pang of conscience but expect that it was only "transitory".
A big old lie got caught in her throat.
Strong not the force in this one! Yodellen
That was weird. I would say it was fake but that half puke was rather convincing. Sigmund Freud was famous for throwing theatrical displays and fainting when he was questioned by his peers about his rediculous theories and we have seen Hillary do this but this one might just be real. Maybe she forgot he injection of baby blood today.
WRATH OF GOD. Vengeance is mine.
Last time interest rates were zero their were guillotines in the public square.
In his famous book on Transactional Analysis, "GAMES PEOPLE PLAY", the noted psychiatrist Eric Berne, MD, describes the "WOODEN LEG"[1] excuse that some people plead.
The thesis of “Wooden Leg” is, “What do you expect of a man with a wooden leg?” Put that way, of course, no one would expect anything of a man with a wooden leg except that he should steer his own wheel chair.
We seem to have a growing number of financial and political VIPs, who are using the Wooden Leg as a way to solicit both sympathy and Diminished Responsibility on the basis of Diminished Capacity. Clever. Devilishly clever. It makes one wonder: Do they obtain Counsel from The Devil's Advocate?
[1] http://www.ericberne.com/games-people-play/wooden-leg/
Felt better just in time for the free food. She probably heard they were going to serve Syrian-Baby-livers and onions.
I hope they checked her purse on the way out for the silverware.
Death to the money changers.
+!
Hide the china.
Poison from the banks - they know she is going to tighten and end the free money (at the tax paying publics expense)
She's pregnant.......In the head
Had to be artificial insemination because nobody would stick their dick in that hole.
Well, for those in-bred, criminal misfits with micro-penises, the ear probably offers greater satisfaction.
It actually makes perfect sense that ol' Janet would end up with a troublesome fetus growing in her skull, if you think about it...
It is not easy to stand up and basically lie through your teeth. The stress must be enormous, it seems totally incongruent to say your going to raise rates later this year when last week they couldn't. It would have been more believable to at least wait a few weeks
It is not easy to stand up and basically lie through your teeth. The stress must be enormous, it seems totally incongruent to say your going to raise rates later this year when last week they couldn't. It would have been more believable to at least wait a few weeks
If anyone remembers, when things got to hot for William J. Casey he went in for a "routine" brain operation.
Was that with Dr. Lector?
fuck Yellen
They do realize that there are only 3 months left in this year?!?
There are six days left in this fiscal year.
The whole world looks on at this charade and listens to gobfuls of meaningless words by a meaningless old woman, the empress has no clothes, the curtains have been pulled back and we can all see the brick wall at the end of the theatre!
Turtle not feeling well.
Out of fuel like the fed.
He's not human. He's really not human. [/Kate, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines]
never seen one of these before, but i'm sure this was the most intelligible fed chair speech ever, simpy by virtue of said chairman shutting the fck up for extended periods.
Maybe that little dual citizen got jealous that he wasn't behind the podium getting credit for his plans to destroy the economy so he Reaganed her ass. They will probably have her rolling around in a wheel chair with a pen taped to her hand, no biggie this isn't the first chemical labotomy this country has probably seen.
Janet Just say QE4 will start Oct 1 and then retire...
She must have read the line of text inserted in her speech that said:
Woodchipper
and had to summon the strength to carry on.
Someone messed with her notes and inserted "Zerohedge, zerohedge, zerohedge, zerohedge"
Did he/she have a TIA, speech slurring, unable to think, not able to talk?
If so, this person is in charge of the FED? FFS!
Maybe there was a picture taped to the last page of her speech of the last person who died from palonium poisoning with a note that said "coming to a glass of water/ cafe latte/ bagel near you if you don't follow orders."
Maybe a picture of Tyler? or a large bold black zerohedge logo?
Poor woman, appears to have had a mini stroke TiA.. she won't be back. Fischer will now take over the FED.
Gold remaining at the FED will be sent to Israel on 747's starting tomorrow.
Blankfien, Dimon, Yellen... all heading for the hills with their trunks of gold
The burden, the great burden of deception so great!
Watching that clip made me think she was having a stroke. Then at the end of the clip, she seemed nauseated.
Do strokes and nausea go together?
Thoughts?
I don't see it listed here: http://www.healthline.com/health/stroke/signs-symptoms-tia-mini-stroke#O... or remember it from many decades back first responder training.
"Symptoms From Blockage in the Basilar Artery. The other major site of trouble, the basilar artery, is formed at the base of the skull from the vertebral arteries, which run up along the spine and join at the back of the head. When stroke or TIAs occur here, both hemispheres of the brain may be affected so that symptoms occur on both sides of the body. The following symptoms may develop:
Temporarily dim, gray, blurry, or lost vision
Tingling or numbness in the mouth, cheeks, or gums
Headache, usually in the back of the head
Dizziness
Nausea and vomiting
Difficulty swallowing
Weakness in the arms and legs, sometimes causing a sudden fall
"Such strokes usually occur in the brain stem, which can have profound affects on breathing, blood pressure, heart rate, and other vital functions, but have no affect on thinking or language."
http://www.nytimes.com/health/guides/disease/stroke/symptoms.html
Interesting, thanks. But while the vertebral artery based strokes can cause nausea they also hit the cerebellum and motor function, whereas the carotid based strokes can affect language. So it's a little weird since she seemed steady enough on her feet. She was in some kind of big trouble.
Right Bastiat,
That was a fucking stroke.
The slurred speech, the long pauses and the repetiton suggests blurred vision.
She was close to falling on her ass before she cut the speech off.
The timing with the Nudelmonster, Blankfein's lymphoma, Dimon's cancer, while appreciated is the story here.
Why now? Who's next?
Something is being unveiled.
That's nothing, happens to me nightly reading Zero Hedge...with my tequila, beer, and whatever else is around.
Pretty much any kind of brain injury can cause nausea.
Great to see a praetorian guard falter. Too bad she didn't vomit bile, and her head didn't spin around. Hey, the Pope's here, he could have done an exorcism.
Who's next?
DIE you CUNT
I think she's chocking on her own vomit
She should use this as a Fed-Xit, the eCONoME was Ok when I was in the chair, it must have been somrthing my successor did that was responsible for the Global Banking Crash.
I'm sure there must be another Jew in the FED to take over.
it's name is Stanley
"Damn you, Bernanke and Greenspan, sticking me with this no-win CRAP! I can't just retire right before TSHTF like both of you did because I just got here and that would look really bad..."
WoW! That was scary. How in the hell did she get a green light after a performance like that?
I couldn't read that bullsh*t either...
First evidence that she is not a psychopath. Just a fool, a puppet, a tool. That would actually be my bet.
"The mystery is how a conception that is vulnerable to such obvious counterexamples survived for so long. I can explain it only by a weakness of the scholarly mind that I have often observed in myself. I call it theory-induced blindness: Once you have accepted a theory, it is extraordinarily difficult to notice its flaws. As the psychologist Daniel Gilbert has observed, disbelieving is hard work." -- Daniel Kahneman who shared the 2002 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences with Vernon L. Smith.
Yea, it's like the Ben Bernake lip quiver, the man, as bad as he is, may perhaps be an actual human, and feel remose for what he did. Unlike Diamon for example.
See the great quote above about theory-induced blindness. I believe they're just victims of that. These aren't sociopaths or psychopaths.
I feel sorry for her; she's been stuck in a completely no-win situation by her predecessors. I'd have hoped she'd have realized that before she accepted the position and, who knows, maybe she didn't really want it, but was too chicken to decline. I sure as hell would have declined if offered. You made this mess, YOU can fix it or find someone else to go down with the ship.
Cool theory, thanks!
So how would you interpret the lip quiver? A "tell" like a poker player, or an internal (sub-conscience) mental conflict, or a (conscience) realization of guilt?
I guess sub-conscience?
It seems more like groupthink to me. She is a member of a group and this is its position. She does not have the intelligence or the strength of character to go against it. Naturally she personally makes a lot of money as a result. Fuck her; I don't think she's a psychopath but she is a worthless greedy coward.
I watched it 3 times. (3 is a magic number).
I gave you the 7th upvote (also a magic number)
What the hell? Dead furball bounce?
No one there had the thought to get her a glass of water, or ask if she was ok? wtf?
Good point, that could indicate theatrics.
so many lies that make her SICK LITERRALY LOLOLOLO
'Felt ill', my ass- she was choking back laughter. Even that remorseless, hardened old tool couldn't recite that garbage with a straight face. Maybe next speech she'll throw a blood clot, start flopping like a fish and things get really lively.
As a person, I wish her well...
But as the head of the Fed, this episode is a metaphor for their destructive policies
Yellenpukezilla nearly blew cookies for the entire world to see.
The SHTF must be dam near.
ZIRP was unsettling enough.
NIRP must be gettind down to her cankers, cankles, and cockles...to her inner ID.
BURP !
Must be nervous stomach.
Maybe she knows what will happen next when NIRP and fiat removal, by new taxes or new laws.
Yellin see's what is going down...and has butterflies.
I think that she's just drunk...as usual. Bitch.
The old twat knows she's'deep sixed the last shred of credibility the Fed had with this last un rate hike and her body can't take anymore. I'm sure they're scrambling for her replacement as we speak. Exit stage left. She's done.
she is lying so much but her stomach tells the truth
if she dies it wouldnt even change anything except the new puppet name of a new puppet chairman
EMT sweated that one I bet.... Might of had to give CPR
BLS Volunteer Ambulance, Gulf County, Florida.
CPR meant actual mouth-to-mouth.
My wife would cringe when I'd come back with a tunic sleeve full of shit I wiped out of my mouth.
Big hint, when doing actual mouth-to-mouth CPR, while the other pumps, turn your fucking face away when you inhale.
Now she knows how her girlfriends feel when they say they gagged on a cock.
After all the controversy with Planned parenthood selling baby body parts she needs to find a new chop shop to Re-up on the baby blood and stem cell injections.
No sympathy from me, whatsoever.....
She was diagnosed as "Choking on Keynesian Bullshit".
So obvious it was deliberate to give herself an out "due to medical concerns" before this shitshow collapses.
Anyone see the movie "Dave" ("I once caught a fish 'this big)."
Hahaha. So true. Anytime someone coughs early on in a movie, they end up dying.
Either that or Ray dalio or someone from Goldman put something in her drink when she said she would raise rates.
Lying ass bitch.!
Doctor says there's good news and there's bad news.
What's the good news?
The good news is you have 24 hours to live.
Damn! What's the bad news?
The bad news is I was supposed to tell you yesterday.
Blakfine and old yeller this week... a two'fer !!!!!!!!!!
Just like Hillary when she had to testify on Benghazi.
The iPad she had for breakfast came back up in a "acid re-flux" moment.
Why is she wearing urban camouflage?
She has to be the worst public speaker ever. Would fail Public Speaking 101 and never make it to 102. Notice there was zero reaction from the audience? That's because they were all asleep.
I was really hoping for projectile vomit as she hacked up that hairball
Old Yeller is gona kick the bucket and send the markets into free-fall.
How will the markets survive without the great wizard of Oz
I guess back to the Yellow Brick Road we go.
I've figured it out, it's a Yeast Infection...
If you are someone who is caring for an older person who doesn’t easily care for themselves, I can’t stress enough how important bladder and vaginal infections are to the health of the brain. Even a mild vaginal yeast infection can cause all sorts of craziness. There may be little symptoms or indications of these infections that you are familiar with or symptoms may be very subtle. Watch for a different odor when helping them with personal hygiene. Also watch for extra problems in the bathroom, like not making it quite there in time or her not knowing if she is finished urinating or not.
But, the most obvious and hardest to accept as an infection symptom is the loss of reasonable thought. Even seeing someone who isn’t there can be completely caused by an infection.
What to do next, Janet...
Keep your vaginal area clean. Use mild, unscented soap and water. Rinse well.
After using the toilet, wipe from front to back to avoid spreading yeast or bacteria from your anus to the vagina or urinary tract.
Wear underwear that helps keep your genital area dry and doesn't hold in warmth and moisture. One good choice is cotton underwear.
Avoid tight-fitting clothing, such as panty hose, and tight-fitting jeans. These may increase body heat and moisture in your genital area.
Change out of a wet swimsuit right away. Wearing a wet swimsuit for many hours may keep your genital area warm and moist.
Change pads or tampons often.
Don't douche or use deodorant tampons or feminine sprays, powders, or perfumes. These items can change the normal balance of organisms in your vagina.
It's probably caused by the plastic "no-drip" confidence adult diaper she's wearing all the time.
Jeans? Tampons? I don't think so.
interesting, but more than I wanted to know.
You assume Mr. Yellen has a vagina.
So the fate of the civilized world as we know it is down to a yeast infection. Who would have thunk it.
Cerebral atrophy with volume loss, appropriate for age. Send her out to pasteur, she is suffering the consequences of aging, ischemic events. She should have a complete work up to rule out thrombosis, infarct, hemorrhage.
either she was gagging on her own bullshit or perhaps a bit of ELF/VLF. ;)
That time of month?
Janet Yellen is under serious duress...she knows what she is doing... at least some what.
A puppeteer is pulling the strings.If this economy collapses under her watch, her guilt will be to much to bear. That is why she was faltering in her speech to the point of collapse. Oh the irony. This economy is on the brink.
Telling the truth under this administration is a crime and Janet did not pass her test of standing up to its evil doings.
Duress for her crimes of fraud perhaps! To prison she should go as all the Banksters!
Jews have the long life pills, they don't give them to women though.
They have brain pills too.
News to you, I know.
Yeah they are so smarted up on those pills that they killed the global economy.
what a trick~
Janet felt dehydrated???? Funny...she looks pretty dehydrated. Kind of like a prune.
And being over 100 years old is not helping. We will never find out the problem unless she dies. She will not give up this position even she knew she was dying.
Very Simply put
EvenYellen could not stomach the bullshit she was spewing out.
Bring a women in to do a mans job. they are better liars.
What's the lifespan of a gnome? Do they bronze her immediately? I wonder whose lawn she's going to spend eternity on?
Her Swan Song
https://youtu.be/u6d8eKvegLI
proped up by more fiat air dollars I suppose?
Giving the speech couldn't have been stressful as she just lip syncs to a recording of one of her past speeches.
Doubtful she has much power there. Her Vice Chairman, Stanley Fischer, probably does though. Check his resume out.
Lying can be hazardous to one's health.
Sometimes in more ways than one.
Perfect example of what it looks like when a crook cant stomach their own criminality.
What's wrong you fucking cunt, choking on your own bullshit? Fucking whore was probably drunk.
When the BS you're spewing over rides your ability to remain conscious, you know the shit is serious.
like the situation needed any more uncertainty.. the Fed is actually in the catbird seat, none of you think so, because they know when inflation is coming and how much (it has to do with the reversion to the mean in energy) they can game the increase, and their plan which is no surprise is to keep rates lower than inflation, hence the hesitation. in a few months the yoy inflation numbers in energy will moderate, that much can be calculated by anybody. shes just doing the job and no doubt she isnt the certifiable assholes that greenspan and bernanke were. its just another job in government, like secretary of labor, can of you name that person without looking?
The federal reserve is not government.
The Federal Reserve is about as Federal as Federal Express.
You are seeing a TIA.
That was the sign to buy. Of course,... they communicate by codes, just like the spy movies!!! I must be nuts looking for price charts. I will pay close attention to these signs from now on. Did she cough three times? Three day up swing then.
Tyler,
What if Yellen played sick because of the botched speech. Watch the first 10 seconds of this clip. It appears to contain contradictory information about energy prices dampening inflation to the Fed's detriment.
http://stks.co/d2adn
As a medical person, that, most certainly, did NOT appear to be a case of being overcome with a sudden sense of guilt, responsibility, or honesty - that was a physiologic event of some sort. To do the job of Fed Chair, CEO of a TBTF bank, Head Honcho of a MIC multinational, etc, you have to BELIEVE you are doing the right thing, and NEVER question your marching orders.
Yellen suffered some sort of event, which in watching the video, was appalled at the lack of attention given to her during an episode of OBVIOUS distress - TIA's, Strokes, and Heart Attacks can all produce such symptoms, NONE of which are trivial.
You mean we're not supposed to stand up and cheer?
No we're not. This is a real person suffering and that's no joke. Seriously. Yellen is not to blame for a system failure. Someone has to be up there taking the shower of shit. Would you or I do better? I doubt it.
Yellen has recently realized that she was set up by Bernanke. She is going down in the history books as an epic failure.
REALIST NEWS – Fed Chair Yellen – SUFFERS MASSIVE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn91F2u-iU
Good that jsnip4 is still observing that fat little mental patient because I can’t stand it anymore. I always thought they picked her up out of some asylum and promised her that she would never have to go back again. Guess they lied and she just found out.
Anybody called a shrink.
Those nightly visits by maynard keynes in chains and the ghost of the economic future is beginning to cause her sleepless nights.
Sometimes my thoughts drift back to my youth. Golden days when the biggest concern was whether or not your main would open when jumping out of a Herc. Never in my wildest imagination would I think that a POS like Yellen, Obama, Kerry or some other ding bat would actually wield power over countries.
I never would have thought that a Russian of all people would set an example for leadership in the world. Things have totally reversed.
The Cell phone generation that has the worlds knowledge at their finger tips but couldn't tell what way is North.
School teachers that can rattle off every latest LBQRTS gender yet have no clue of what the year 1066 invokes.
The Homoland security that frisks, insults and steals from people at an airport yet cannot stop hundreds of tons of dope and illegals from crossing a simple border.
The nice part is some day I get to see it all end.
Black Swan with White hair ????
She had flashbacks of Bernanke telling her she's fucked during her stroke.
Realizing that she's a patsy she'll probably resign.
It's a robot, not a human being. So, if a robot dies are you supposed to "feel" bad?
If you're a battery manufacturer, sure. Hits the bottom line.
It's a man cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ
Next time have a few of your Fed presidents up there to help you in that speech full of lies. Dudley, Bulltard and Evans are accomplished liars.
The Yellen begins to waste away and die unless it is continually fed its lifeblood of government and subprime debt instruments
Next time we see her, one eye will be shut, and she'll be drooling, but at least she'll only be speaking out of one side of her mouth then.
"All Clear Given" so it's BTFD tomorrow!
Actually a pretty smooth delivery considering the Ziocons have her whole family in a warehouse and have pix (and her niece's ear) sitting on the podium.
My predictions is she resigns soon because of "medical reasons". She hasnt been a convincing liar and they need a better actor/actress. She wants to leave Dodge before all hell breaks loose so "it didnt happen on her watch".
Yep. She didn't seem to want to continue with the lies. Deep down, her conscience started tugging on her heart. It looked like she was very close to scrapping the script and telling it like it is. What a story that would have been huh "Fed Chair Declares we're screwed!"
She probably needs to get laid. One of you guys should do it. I sure as hell ain't.
That looked like she was having a real problem there. She's going to need to be checked out because it's pretty clear she was having some type of cardiac or cerebral event. She doesn't seem very healthy. Not particularly confidence inspiring for markets that depend upon massive fed interventions to stay afloat. I don't see her holding up very well in any kind of crisis situation.
Women don't get paid enoigh....not fair. She should get a raise.
Yellen working w/hillary would be nothing short of entertaining more than Trump
Yellen is married to a Nobel Prize winning economist whose winning article is summarized below. Could Janet be getting some "retirement encouragement" from the hubby?
The article draws some conclusions about the cost of dishonesty in markets in general:
The cost of dishonesty, therefore, lies not only in the amount by which the purchaser is cheated; the cost also must include the loss incurred from driving legitimate business out of existence.
If the piglet had been working the drive-through at Mickey D's,she would have been arrested, piss tested,and placed in psychiatric obsevation,until the test results came in..
Swaying to , looks like a TIA to me, a vascular event. Time to go. There's a 30% risk of a major stroke in the next 6 month. So who's next in line for this honour ?
At some point the brain reaches it's maximum lie potential, I believe that is what we witnessed here.
looks like beginning stages of Alzheirmer's disease when she was crasping for words to say...
she knows we are fucked
It's the stark realization that she is one of the main players running planet ponzi and that it's all likely to go to shit on her watch?
Doing God's work. God doing His Work.
Men in their arrogance claim to understand the nature of creation, and devise elaborate theories to describe its behavior. But always they discover in the end that God was quite a bit more clever than they thought.
God's creation is not only the world around us, it is our creation to- our civilization and no man can claim to fully understand the entirety of civilization nor grasp its numerous complexities and intracacies.
Obama, like Yellen is another USG pole-turtle - neither climb poles
She was gagging on her lies.
"Chair Yellen" has dry rot and in the game of musical chairs in the USSAn Potemkin Village (idiot) "economy" there is nowhere left to flop.
Let it cra$h!
I wonder if she pissed off Christine Lagarde and....