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Recession Imminent - Kansas Becomes 6th Regional Fed Survey Flashing Red
And the regional Fed survey collapse goes on... Dallas, Richmond, New York, Philly, Chicago, and now Kansas City...
Kansas Fed prints -8 (missing expectations of -6), now negative for the 7th month in a row... something not seen outside of a recession.
Can u say "recession"?
Charts: Bloomberg
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No, still not a recession....BTFD bitchez!.....All is well
PPT. We cant even!
It can't be a recession, it just can't. Can it? I've got everything in the market. I'm leveraged up to my ey.......
GODDAMMIT, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!
and now we know why the rates weren't raised.
and now we also know what Goldman and JPM knew last week.
Murca' don't do recessions you liberal, fascist, socialist, commie rat bastard!
Call it what it is.... a depression damn it!
Much like global warming "science", the data will be revised to meet political expectations.
When will we learn our lesson?
YOU ARE GOING TO BE REPORTED FOR THIS!
(no one is supposed to call things what they are)
We can always reuse the word 'banana'. It worked for Alfred Kahn. http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,919922,00.html
Anybody who can really read the numbers should damned well be depressed and we're at the precipice looking down into the void and the void is starting to look back.....
And in that reflection,
emanation of dark-pool co-mingling,
we see that flash,
that smoke,
that smell,
that let's one know what is coming ...
HELL!
Did you hear about Jimmy jumping off of that bridge?
Oh yeah, I did, I heard he was really recessed after he lost all of his money in the stock market...
Just doesn't have the same ring, does it?
The FED phuckers wont let a recession happen as long as the current dude in the white house is still there. Nope. Wont happen.
As we've learned this past week, they may not have a say.
I wouldn't bet on that since this would be a good excuse for Obozo to try for a dictatorship.....
Jesus buttfucking Christ. I loathe the guy as much, if not more, than you do...but can we come up with some better stuff than Obozo? Obuttplug, maybe? Or even Obastard?
They won't for Hillary either. But let a repub or an independent get elected, BOOM, depression. The PhDs will be coming out of the woodwork to annouce that they have known for a while that we were in a recession/depression.
Stocks going down....Gold and Silver spiking up...The Yellen going to blather some more...this is a big popcorn day people. You ready? I love the stock photos CNBC.com uses every day of concerned traders on the floor.....or exuberhent traders when it is up.
wasn't it negative for 7 months in a row 2012-2013?
The red lines are bigger now though. That must mean it's worse.
The future is very bright, indeed ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yssiZ3hE6G8
some guy on bloomberg radio used ppt term today. almost wet myself ZH terms going mainstream LOL His quote was something like expect the ppt team to be out on the Sunday shows
From the looks of those charts the Country is having its period.
The U.S. is entering a Repression (recession & depression).
"Aw, 'repression'... 'recession'... It's all da same thing, man." -- Cheech Marin, Santa and his old lady.
I visualize our economy like a Turducken. A shit stuffed depression stuffed in a recession and cooked in a cheepo chinese made Turkey Fryer from HD that tips over and burns the house down. Cant work the name out though.
Tyler...please be very careful out there..in China..well these type of reporters..well..they just disappear...
Quick somebody pull my finger!
It's not in Kansas.
It's in Kansas City, Missouri.
MIZ
ZOU
Only state with two Federal Reserve banks. Only state with two important rivers.
To paraphrase Steinbeck in Travels with Charley " what will the men do when the machines do all the work?" I for one am thinking my kids can go to law school or gladiator school, but probably will attend gardening school. So they can eat. Something other than soylent green.
What do they expect will happen after they artificially boost demand for several years?
Archons are waiting to feed.
Can you say negate rates?
We have now hit bottom, in market and in everything. The global corporations will begin hiring with new and exciting jobs. Unemployment should be heading below 4% within a month or so. Yep, reinstating the draft should do it...
That's some recovery right there, Janet.
No problem the Pope is here and he used to a bouncer at a bar before he realized that the Pope gig paid more. I really like the show of poverty in the Fiat car. C'mon get the Ferrari you always wanted its part of God's bounty! Actaully its about the fraud in the Vatican banking system going on for years he couldn't qualify for the car loan. How embarrassing!
Fed fish swimming upstream.
You know it is pretty bad when even the "cooked books" look ugly.
This is why God gave us crack.
How odd, means how Kansas has slashed unemployment to 13 weeks based on the fact things are so fucking good.
Yeah but what data is displayed in those charts?
Can you spell depression... then hyper-inflation... then world-wide economic collapse? How about neo-con-jobs start nuclear war?
Can you spell "hide your PMs very, very well"?
Can you spell "get the hell outta dodge... and soon"?