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Spot on.
If the Fed doesn't raise rates the market will. Tin hats will be become gold hats and they will be laughing.
Yelawolf? https://youtu.be/W8MratH51eY
Its pretty damn pathetic when you figure TPTB think she's the best and the brightest... we are so fucked!
I think they think shes easy to manipulate.
Nope... least likely to be pitchforked...
Free beer tomorrow.
Headbanger has been conspicuously absent since the Fed meeting...
Word has it that he succumbed to an angry horde of MOOKS...!!!
Least likely of all of them to be tarred and feathered.
Perfectly stated. I'm 115% confident this will happen. We're already too far down the spiral. I only wish I could give you 1,000 upvotes as it's a Dead Ringer. I'll add gold and silver to the mix as well, since both shall be direct benefactors when the specific Global Douche takes place in due course.
she did barf everywhere.
Not excactly ..
She's/He's [It] ................ hiding. But, I found ............ whatever it is ..
https://youtu.be/B43aqoW0d3Y
Six years and counting, and the Fed/Yellen still can’t commit to a rate hike. If it were an affair of the heart I would tell her significant other, “Wake up pal, it’s never going to happen, and she’s probably already cheating on you.”
Ben Garrison is my cousin and he like me loaths big government.
The bad news for those of us that understand that big gubmint means weak people and vice-versa, we are outnumbered by a long shot.
So we will await it's failure.
Oh there will be a rate hike someday. The only question I have is how many digits to the right of the decimal will the first value be?
i agree. when they raise it will not be in piddling quarter percents. They will announce a raft of things including a shift back to 2-3% in one swoop - if not all the way to 5%.
If I was them, i would tell the world "we are resetting gold at a fixed $30 000, and within 12 months rates will be at least 6% though with no guidance as to any increments in the interim. Divest accordingly, even if it means selling your family jewellery to pay off your debts"
because - whats the point of revaluing gold if it is not accompanied with policies to prevent the recreation of debt?
Tylers might like this one:
http://goldprice.org/bob/uploaded_images/chicago-tribune-1934-776865.jpg
From 1934
Meet the old Fed....
Nice, that poa for the us drawn up is spot on
The "we need a strongman savior" phenomenon described exactly by Hayek in The Road To Serfdom.
That's a classic that keeps popping up! I had a copy of that posted somewhere back in the good old days of 2009
Well, here is a video that we should turn into a future classic.
Watch a 12 year old Candian girl explain Central Banking and debt slavery brought to you by colluding politicians. Absolutely AMAZING.
Share with friends & family, even your kids. So simple even a child can see what's happening. Make it go viral.
Since the economic downturn, a huge and growing segment of the population is tuning into the Internet and doing thier own due dilligence on banking and finance. What they are learning is not pretty, and most are shocked and angry when the light bulb finally comes on.
need ZIRP, NIRP and QEx wolves as well...
After all this noise you have to know the only possible end is a rate CUT.
Ie., she's a pathological liar!
imagine Yellen raising rates while the market goes negative yield at the short end. should be fun
The next rate hike will have a negative direction to it.
I can't wait til the Big Bad Wolf eats Grandma.
Grandma is going to be replaced, then thrown to wolves and eaten.
Watching people get torn apart by wild beasts. What was once Roman entertainment can be new again.
It should look more like Munch's "Cry" https://www.google.ch/search?q=Munch+cry&tbm=isch&imgil=WHqUTpfqnYzHUM%2...
Perhaps they could just wire in her vitals to the HFT and algo system,she would have to cough vigorously at European market open for futures,pass wind overnight for the USD/JPY manipulation and fanny fart 3-3.30 to commence ramping.Make her a bot call her Kitty perhaps.
Yellen will be going the way of Hillary. Anouncing that "health" problems caused her resignation. Next up Stanley Fischer ... if he hangs around long enough. Stanley might want to spend some more time with his "family" as well.
Whe you have been part of the theft while all were sleeping, you want to far away form the ensuing fray when the peasants wake up.
Just raise interest rates. Easy peasy, even Bernanke could do it in 15 mins.
What could possibly go wrong, notwithstanding the implosion of hundreds of trillions in interest rate swap derivatives?
No biggie, right?
/s
Just curious...
Can your avatar fly?
Like an chihuahua?
m
320 million of the finest minds man has to offer,
And you pick an inbred, sexually confused bloke with a basin cut, dressed very unconvincingly as a woman as the leader of the scam robbery printing press, who sweats like a paedophile at a bairns party, who has its make up applied by a mate with a catapult as Fed boss?
And you have the very fucking nerve to wonder why we are fucked? Fuck me, just look at the daft cunt???????
Nite, fucking nite...
;-)
Daft cunt ... splendid phrase ... Wilde, Churchill, or original?
Daft cunt .. it rolls from the English mouth smoothly, like a good porter, fullly formed, no bitter after taste.
Daft cunt.
Remember this, gentlemen, use it correctly: it's soon to be be be election here in the rebellious colonies.
if the fed has a zero or negative
interest rate and the dollar is still
strong it can mean only that the entire
rest of the world is monetarily either
subordinated or incompetent. all the technical
b.s. is just a diversion from that simple
fact. i don't think it is conspiratorial
to surmise that it is by design, no flaw,
and the "profits" or skim come off the market
manipulations and insider dealings, "trading"
and day to day usury. this is what corporate "money"
centered fascism looks like when governments have been
captured by greed and imbecilic appointees.
.
where is the music? where is marla?
where is ed?
.
ps. i hope janet yellen is in the hospital
where she belongs and not at home after a
night of dining out. any institution that could
overlook yesterday's day's work and not be concerned
is most definitely heartless, tangentially useless
and blind, aka, the fed. ....and there are many other
condemning and obvious observations which go unmentioned here.
here we have the cruel result of the
optics of assumed omnipotence and omniscience,
blindness?
I've esentially preached on ZH more than once that "Yellin will be yellin'!" and it's extremely sweet to see this. Serves her right, yet the Real Schadenfreude has yet to manifest itself!
Yes, Janet.. The Fed deserves an AUDIT, then a gigantic enema, and the sooner the better. Just be prepared for the musical chair charade to cease as dirt gets poured into the engine
"If the Fed doesn't raise rates the market will."
The Fed won't raise rates. Rates won't rise until the markets force the Fed's hand. This Fed is a political PhD motley crew that won't. All academics, vs the Paul Volcker type.
Enjoy the ride when it occurs. It will at some point and it won't be pretty. At that point the Fed loses control and free markets return.
Sans makeup, fatso has more facial hair than Barry's black hairy butt
And one day , the wolf came ...