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Boehner Press Conference Explaining Why He Folded For The Last Time: Live Webcast

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Just when the market was confused what event to trade in the last day of the week, here comes, or rather, goes John Boehner and announces he has folded one last time resigning from Congress and as House Speaker, unleashing a new wave of uncertainty in both the GOP and Congress, which as a reminder was blamed by Yellen as one of the reasons the Fed couldn't hike rates, and the FOMC.

His resignation press conference is below.

 

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Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:08 | 6592628 souljaboy
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Get the tissues.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:10 | 6592642 Tonald J Drump
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Buck Foehner

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:11 | 6592651 Looney
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What’s his next job, at a mega-bank or MIC? ;-)

Looney

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:14 | 6592665 bania
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You can't have congress without a boehner. fact.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:22 | 6592712 bigdumbnugly
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BOEHNER MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN HOW TO HOLD 'EM...  BUT HE DAMM SURE KNEW HOW TO FOLD 'EM.

 

(you gotta listen to the WHOLE song, john...)

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:28 | 6592741 Bilderberg Member
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Probably lost a bet to Obama during their last golf outing.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 11:05 | 6592959 venturen
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child porn annoucement within 48 hours....or large cash payment will be found next year... Hastert II

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:07 | 6593245 Bunghole
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Nah,

He's just retiring to focus on his drinking.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:27 | 6592718 Takeaction2
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Shut the fucker down...for good.  And his name in no way can be prounounced "Baner" or "Bainer"....John...if you are reading this...it reads BONER mother fucker.  Yeah you got teased I bet in grade school.  

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:11 | 6592653 Dr. Engali
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Oh, boy this should be good. Have my box of kleenex right here.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:13 | 6592662 NoDebt
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"which as a reminder was blamed by Yellen as one of the reasons the Fed couldn't hike rates, and the FOMC."

So noted.

I gotta calm down.  I'm starting to have that feeling that always gets me in trouble.  Like something might finally be changing and, at last, SOMEBODY is going to start pushing back on Obama and his minions.  But I've felt this way before and always been disappointed.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:23 | 6592690 Dr. Engali
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Let's see, Boner is getting the fuck out of Dodge, Yellen had a mini-stroke on stage committing to a rate hike because she knows just how fucked she is, Syria and the rest of the middle east falling apart, Russia and China rising as power players while the U.S continues destabilizing governments around the world without achieving the desired outcome. Yep, something is changing alright.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:32 | 6592758 Ataxic Press
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At some point, the con will run out. Watch the grifters very carefully, and you may get a little advanced warning.

But seriously: the contemporary global corporate/banking/socialist system has got to be the greatest con of all time.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 11:25 | 6593064 marathonman
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The U.S. is acheiving the desired outcome from destabilizing governments around the world - namely creating privately controlled central banks the world over.  Iraq got one.  Libya got one.  Syria was one of the last and is teetering.  Iran is next on the list for subversion.  All going according to plan Doc.  Boehner has probably let enough legislative IED's pass that his value was used up.  Change the players, but the game remains the same.

 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:13 | 6592663 booboo
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to be replaced by a fresher turd but at least the pubs put on a good show for their brand, the dems hold fast to their turds.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:15 | 6592671 Duc888
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He took a check for 1.5M to fold on TPP or what ever the fuck that latest treaty is...

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:15 | 6592672 dbTX
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Finally some good news.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:15 | 6592674 Teh Finn
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Everybody's dickering around on a cellphone and some actually are holding two...WTF!  

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:17 | 6592686 Stormtrooper
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Welcome back to Ohio Boehner. Be sure to avoid dark alleys.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:17 | 6592687 ghostzapper
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Hopefully picking off these criminals one by one to start so the sheeple can "adjust".  

 

Nothing to see here move along.  Look, the Kardashians just posted something on Instadummy!!!!

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:18 | 6592689 foodstampbarry
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Hey Barry, follow his lead.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:19 | 6592696 NRGTDR
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Another one headed to the bunker right before the shitstorm hits.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:20 | 6592702 Salsa Verde
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I hope his spray tan runs and smears when he tears up.

 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:21 | 6592704 Nesbiteme
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Apres Boehner le deluge.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:21 | 6592709 matinee55
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now take that cooksuckerservative mcCowel with you you evil POS

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:24 | 6592723 Jugdish
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cuckservative

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:34 | 6592776 chrsn
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I'm sure the Republicans will miss their Neville Chamberlain

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:35 | 6592784 stant
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These ( Black days that end in the y) are starting to suck

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:38 | 6592793 oklaboy
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Now mcConnell, that rat bastard.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:45 | 6592837 williambanzai7
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CRISIS WEAR BY BOEHNER

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:59 | 6592918 IdiotsOutWalkin...
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Laughing hard..now crying..

Does boner have any orange accesories to go with his face (Scarf) or maybe his boner (Condom)?

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:47 | 6592849 Zero-Hegemon
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Rats leaving the stinking ship, nothing left to cave in to, I suppose

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:53 | 6592876 Duc888
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:55 | 6592880 falak pema
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According to MSM Boehner has folded 'cos he has done a deal with Congresswoman Pelosi to pass the planned parenthood bill that is ANATHEMA to the Libertarian and Neo-con Right.

It wll be done in the October interim before he leaves and will AVOID a long government shutdown.

Then Boehner can ride out into the Sunset...

Adios, the man who saved the Demos from a long government shut down; if this be true.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 11:25 | 6593066 PoasterToaster
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Libertarians don't care about Planned Parenthood any more than they care about other offices in the paragovernment.  True libertarians are divided on the issue of abortion and consider it a personal issue better dealt with by culture, and not "government".

Libertarians are only concerned with the use of force in society.  Everything else is a distraction to this central issue.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 11:58 | 6593218 Bay of Pigs
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And notice how he throws Libertarians in with the "Neocon Right".

Laughable...

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 11:21 | 6593045 PoasterToaster
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Uncertainty is one of the most exciting words that is used these days.  Nothing is worse than when the owners of the country are comfortable and certain of outcomes.  Imagine a world that wasn't pre-planned, prearranged, and backroom dealed to death. 

Now imagine your own freedom.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 11:35 | 6593119 83_vf_1100_c
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  Donald told boner he was gonna fuck him up the ass every chance he got the next 4 yrs and he was gonna make him his shoeshine boy. Boner felt it beneath his dignity to shine a white boy's shoes. Good fucking riddance to trash, enter the next POS.

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