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President Obama & President Xi "Everything Is Awesome" Press Conference - Live Feed

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Clash of the Titans? President "we don't spy/cyberhack other nations" Obama and President "we don't devalue our currency" Xi will hold a joint press conference to show the world how much US and China love each other (despite China dumping Treasuries and looming US cybersecurity sanctions on China)... grab your popcorn as Xi is supposedly taking questions from the Western press...

 

Live Feed... (due to start at 12ET - plan accordingly)

 

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Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:04 | 6593238 ipud
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We gangbanged some folks

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:15 | 6593283 Consuelo
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We submarine-ballistic-missiles-off-your-coast with Wen-Ho-Lee-Bernie-Schwanz-Loral-gyroscope-technology, some folks...

 

 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:20 | 6593301 BurningFuld
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Obama will be an hour late.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 15:24 | 6594202 macholatte
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.gov approved questions that “journalists” can ask:

 

What’s your favorite color?

 

What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

 

Who does your hair?

 

 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 19:03 | 6594937 Paveway IV
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Say, Xi... What up with the cruiser and aircraft carrier that just passed through the Suez Canal on their way to Syria?

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:18 | 6593292 TeamDepends
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All your assets are belong to us, US citizenism.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:57 | 6593445 Groundhog Day
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Horri crawp, a fortune cookie without a fortune

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:02 | 6593787 PTR
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Chase sold mortgage notes to Fannie May (they still collect fees by servicing collection and whatnot.)  Friend got a notice in the mail notifiying them of that a few years ago.

Fannie May issues debt notes.  Debt notes purchased by buyers.  Debt notes back by mortgages.  Chinese might own some of those.  

Just sayin'

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:19 | 6593298 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Fry on the Warr report brought to us by Mei No Ju:    Earlier today, in tense discussions, Xi was heard telling Obama that

America has many chinks in its armor; whereby Obama admonished that he had repeatedly ask them to stay out of our armor.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:06 | 6593241 economessed
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The only thing that seperates these two is the conveyor belt that Walmart operates.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:57 | 6593772 grgy
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It's not the conveyor belts, rather, it's the idiocy of US neocon foreign policy and their belief in American Exceptionalism - a term used to describe the belief that the United States is an extraordinary nation with a special role to play in human history; a nation that is not only unique but also superior. That's a concept that China, Russia and other countries cannot subscribe to.

Read more: http://www.americanforeignrelations.com/E-N/Exceptionalism.html#ixzz3mm3yBWfy
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:17 | 6593859 Talleyrand
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Yankees have yet to build that City on the Hill. Been at it for hundreds of years. Still workin' on it. Its an exceptionally tough job. Requires a whole lot of other people's blood, sweat and tears.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:07 | 6593246 Sanity Bear
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Xi is a Communist, so he's quite safe in taking questions from the Western press. They'll probably ask his favorite flavor of ice cream.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:11 | 6593256 freewolf7
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"Are the markets going to collapse in October or November?"

 

"I'm sorry, your mic cut out. Next question."

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:59 | 6593459 Handful of Dust
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Yes, they have over 600 million netizens but they can only view 40% of the web sites since the other 60% are blocked out.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:12 | 6593252 Mike Masr
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This is a fucking joke. LoL  Forgot in short paragraph above about dumping the US dollar. Bye Bye Petrodollar.  

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:03 | 6593793 PTR
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That's called "exercising leverage."

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:10 | 6593260 Fukushima Fricassee
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The cocksuker and the Xi

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:14 | 6593275 BandGap
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From China with love.

http://map.norsecorp.com/

 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:40 | 6593371 TruxtonSpangler
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That website is a propaganda farce

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:18 | 6593290 Chuck Knoblauch
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Xi has more control over his emotions than Putin.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:20 | 6593304 CHoward
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So sweet,  "Love is in the air...".  Everything is awesome! 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:28 | 6593332 Dickweed Wang
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Obummer - "The US does not engage in cyber espionage".  What a fucking liar!!

Then he has the audacity to go on to mention "Cap and Trade" for carbon emissions!!!  Yikes, we're all screwed . . . .

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:30 | 6593338 khnum
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Titans no -Titanic more like it

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:31 | 6593343 the 300000000th...
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If you listen closely you can hear the protesters in the background. hahahaha.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:41 | 6593369 q99x2
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Now they know twice as much as they didn't know before.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:46 | 6593387 Mayer Amschel R...
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So typical large of corporation top management.  Everything is awesome right up to the day of liquidation.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:50 | 6593403 BeerMe
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Don't you love them talking about the IMF?  The banks own these guys.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:52 | 6593412 rita
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Bla bla bla and the lies were flowing like a wild river.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:54 | 6593422 The Indelicate ...
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All the world is a stage, fellow babies, and the money changers have had centuries and a megalomaniacal purpose that is hidden in plain sight.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1878297/pg1

https://wideawakegentile.wordpress.com/2013/12/18/jews-in-china-mao-era/

http://josministries.prophpbb.com/topic2027.html

Money - or rather debt-money IS the root of all evil.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 12:57 | 6593444 Ward no. 6
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sick of this never ending shit.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:00 | 6593465 hound dog vigilante
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BO mentioned 'climate change' at least four times within his relatively brief remarks.  Xi didn't mention CC even once...

The climate change propaganda push is an effort to implement wealth redistribution on a global scale BEFORE the 2016 election, as even the most arrogant socialist/globalists realize that the social & political tide has shifted against their agenda.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:05 | 6593800 PTR
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Volcano’s toxic gas output revealed

A volcanic eruption in Iceland emitted on average three times as much of a toxic gas as all European industry combined.

 

http://www.ed.ac.uk/news/2015/volcano-230915

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:00 | 6593467 Handful of Dust
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I hope Barry showed off his Nobel Piece Prize Trophy on his nightstand, next to Reggie's photo.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:16 | 6593566 dvfco
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Right after he gave Ding Ping Xi (or whatever the fuck his name is) the wireless access code to the oval office.

 

"Ah, Misah pwesident, appears our 4G service no workie in your office.  You give me key code, huh?  Sank you.  I share code with my staff now."

Sun, 09/27/2015 - 07:11 | 6598473 kappal_toba_dhu...
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USA politicians ARE stupid, that's for sure. 

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:37 | 6593944 Burticus
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Chinque oligarch greeting the K.U., "Ah soooo."

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 15:06 | 6594104 _SILENCER
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Pinkos in a Pod

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