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Fed Refuses To Comment On Yellen's Health

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While the world was focused on the content of Yellen's Thursday speech in Amherst for clues on whether the Fed Chair would back off her disturbingly dovish outlook on the world, what was the real surprise was the delivery: as we showed previously, there was a very troubling 100 second interval at the very end of the 50 minute, 5,000+ word speech, in which the 69-year old Yellen suddenly seemed unable to read the words on the page, was rereading the same phrase over and over, paused for long stretches at a time, and then had a violent reaction that forced her to end her speech prematurely. Watch it again below.

In the aftermath of the incident, a narrative was quickly cobbled together that Yellen had suffered from dehydration, but based on her actions and behavior, that seems improbable.

But more disturbing was the Fed's reaction. As the WSJ reports, a Federal Reserve spokeswoman declined Friday to say if Chairwoman Janet Yellen resumed a normal work schedule or sought follow-up medical attention a day after she appeared ill near the end of a long speech in Amherst, Mass. Ms. Yellen returned to Washington on Friday.

From the WSJ:

The Fed chairwoman, 69 years old, faltered roughly 50 minutes into a lecture on the economy and inflation Thursday at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. She stumbled over her prepared text, paused for long stretches several times, missed and jumbled some words in the text, and coughed before concluding her speech and leaving the stage.

 

The stumbles were unusual for Ms. Yellen, who has spoken at length in the past at congressional testimony, news conferences and other settings without appearing off-balance.

 

The Fed spokeswoman, Michelle Smith, on Thursday said Ms. Yellen “felt dehydrated at the end of a long speech under bright lights” and was seen by emergency medical technicians as a precaution, but “felt fine afterward” and attended a dinner on campus.

Bloomberg News reported Ms. Yellen appeared fine after her dinner and flew back to Washington on Friday from Hartford, Conn., telling fellow passengers at the airport that she felt better. “I look good now, don’t I?” she said, according to the news outlet.

Ms. Smith said Friday she didn’t want to comment beyond the Thursday statement.

Why the secrecy? In the New centrally-planned Normal, in which everything is a function of money printing, where the S&P500 is always just one Fed statement away from a crash, and where the head of the Federal Reserve is ostensibly a far more powerful figure than even the US president (a figure whose health is extensively evaluated for suitability ahead of the job), the public has a right and an obligation to know how fit to serve Yellen truly is, because whatever Thursday's two minute swoon was, it was not mere dehydration.

Finally as we showed by the market reaction...

... equity futures most certainly took the sudden concerns about Yellen's health into consideration when making buying and selling decision. Perhaps it is time to discuss just how credible and realistic the Fed's contingency plans  are in a world in which Yellen is no longer fit to serve - a world in which former Bank of Israel head Stanley Fischer would be poised to take control over the world's most important central bank?

 

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Sat, 09/26/2015 - 10:58 | 6596344 crazytechnician
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If I was the front person for the largest Ponzi scheme in human history I would be choking as well.

Nagative Rates Next , BTChezzz..

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:00 | 6596349 remain calm
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She had a fucking TIA (transient ischemic attack). We stroked some folks.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:01 | 6596354 NoPension
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I can't believe she remained standing.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:23 | 6596411 gmrpeabody
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She'll step down shortly..., try to go back to being normal if it's not too late.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:43 | 6596490 Tonald J Drump
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Ms. Yellen, you need to get to a hospital immediately !   / A hospital ?!  what is it ?!   /  It's a big white building where all the doctors are, but that's not important right now . . . . 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:51 | 6596516 rccalhoun
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larry summers would thrive in this satanic position.  why did you fight so hard for it, janet?  to one-up obasma?  yea, obasma ate some crow trying to get larry in.  you still dont see the big picture. janet.  you are pretty (very?) stupid.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:13 | 6596579 Zirpedge
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Beta mind control subjects can be triggered by a wide variety of external influences to faulter an skip like a record. One quick whif of the smellling salts and a talk with her handler will fix her right up.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:49 | 6596679 Money Counterfeiter
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When you go through a TMI the world seems like the living dead.  You know something is wrong but you have no reference for what is wrong and why.  Sometimes your brain works and then you return to the fog half dead world.  Since you have no reference of what and why something is wrong you try to carry on as if you would on a normal day…because that is your point of reference.

That is what she was doing.  Fog, brain works, fog, living dead world, carry on as if everything was normal.

The docs will do stints and she should be back in a week.  You never really recover but higher level thinking can still work.  Lower level thinking is what gets damaged the most.  3+9, 4+232.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:33 | 6596788 nope-1004
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The signal sent by her, obviously unintentional, will be a future discussion piece.  This is the financial system falling apart right in the middle of the Queen on the throne giving her speech to the masses.  The FED is dead.  The signal sent is clear.  The body is dying, the rate hike dictum irrelevant, the message completely lost but the subliminal message loud and clear.  The FED is dying and they have done this to themselves.

Now lets get back to talking about rate hikes, as if they will ever choose to do so.... lmao.

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:18 | 6596899 fukidontknow
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Lizard lost her glasses 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:47 | 6596974 COSMOS
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Its her normal speaking style, she is an imbecile who got promoted up the chain because of what affiliations she has wink wink.

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:38 | 6597386 Amish FinEng
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I think she keep seeing The Cat. The tear in the fabric is haunting her.

It kept reappearing on the pages of her speech. She threw up a little.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:23 | 6597340 Calmyourself
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Actually she just choked on a baby bone, a small tibia perhaps ingested with Ben and the other luciferians at the bacchanalia.. 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:16 | 6596584 Zirpedge
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Beta mind control subjects can be triggered by a wide variety of external influences to faulter an skip like a record. One quick whif of the smellling salts and a talk with her handler will fix her right up.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:19 | 6596593 Son of Loki
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The fraud, deceit and corruption and destruction of America's middle class is too big for her to handle.

 

When they do an MRI of her head to check for stroke damage, they may actually find she has a tiny bit of conscience in there, between the amygdala and hypothalamus.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:59 | 6596713 Bay of Pigs
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Good news is that we have Stanley Fischer as the FED vice chair waiting to take over for her.

s/

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:50 | 6597415 Amish FinEng
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How appropriate that banco de israel is about to be running America and by default all other participant CB's.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:55 | 6596537 SafelyGraze
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first it was not a seizure.

it was

 

de-hy

 

de-hy

 

<burp>

 

those who would

 

<cough>

 

-ration

 

with the return of normalcy in

 

<sway>

 

let me stop with that

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:04 | 6596562 DeadFred
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Everyone should pray that your genetics don't make you a viable host for her symbiont. Compatible hosts are rare and you will disappear without a trace if your makeup makes you a candidate. Then a year or so later after some minor cosmetic changes someone who looks like you ends up the ruler of some third world country. They have to take whichever host is available when a changeout is necessary. Do you think she chose to look like that?

/s (I think)

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:34 | 6596625 Rusty Shorts
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Here she is in her Jewel Encrusted Ceremonial Stasis Orb at 50 seconds in .

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9sJVJMiYM

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:01 | 6596557 Gatos Locos
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Shirley you are not serious? 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:03 | 6596560 Colonel Klink
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Roger.  I am, and don't call me Shirley.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:17 | 6596588 Tonald J Drump
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it's ok stewardess...i speak jive

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:37 | 6596796 Md4
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"...jive ass turkeys don't know nuttin nohow..."

--June (junebug) Cleaver

m

Sun, 09/27/2015 - 16:02 | 6599810 XitSam
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Looks like she picked the wrong day to give up amphetamines.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:20 | 6596758 hangemhigh77
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Fuck it just take her to the morgue.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:54 | 6596818 The Once-ler
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     She just got OUT.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 15:26 | 6596825 The Once-ler
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 What I  DO  want to know is:

 Why does she  never  take off that white motorcycle helmet ?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:12 | 6597307 CheapBastard
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Bankfine has lymphoma, Jammie Dimon has throat cancer and this fraudster has strokes.

 

Maybe there is a God after all?!

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:28 | 6596427 Whoa Dammit
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She just kept nodding off during her speech. It's a common occurrence.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:23 | 6596609 U4 eee aaa
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...but that is usually the audience reaction

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:39 | 6596801 tc06rtw
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 …  I liked her BETTER this way!

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:28 | 6596422 bcking
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You're right on the money. She needs to be on anti-coagulates immediately or the next one will get her for sure.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6596525 Consuelo
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Otherwise known as: d-CON

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6596476 Montgomery Burns
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Needs a carotid ultrasound. Hope they don't break a big chunk of plaque loose while they're doing it.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:51 | 6596519 tiger215
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Youtube has recorded visual examples of TIAs. This was a classic. They are very scary when you are the sufferer and unfortunately can lead to major stroke events. My doctor said all you can do is stay

hydrated and go on an aspirin regimen. Hope she's ok. Just trying to serve her country, nothing wrong with that, politics aside.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:05 | 6596563 Colonel Klink
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Just trying to serve her country?  Which is that?  Israel?

Fuck that bitch!  She sits in Satan's lair and we're just supposed to give her a pass because she's sick.

Hope she fucking drops dead, then they'll have to find a way to remove Stanley Fisher's hand from up her ass.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:31 | 6596933 Main_Sequence
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Christ, I would say she is beyond sick, and has one foot in the grave already.  

There is no doubt that she was having a mild stroke -- probably not her first or last, and she knows all the toxic fecal matter she is sputtering is all complete bullshit.  It's like getting up in front of an audience of terminally ill cancer patients and telling them "everything will be ok", and looking them in the eye knowing far well that they will all be pushing up daisies next week.  Something big is coming down the pipe soon, and she knows it.  

I guess being the front-cunt of the zionist jewish banking overlords and selling their ponzi scheme wears down even one of Baphomet's disciples after awhile.  If Yellen drops off, another will just take her place and continue leading the biggest racket in the history of this planet.   The Fed needs to be ended.

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:07 | 6597141 Kaervek
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Not so sure about that. She doesn't have to look anyone in the eye except her masters and you can't know if all the lying really wears down on her or if it's all the alcohol, coffee or whatever drugs she is taking to feel superior. I do not believe she has any conscience left whatsoever.

They always find some shithead to peddle their bogus ponzi and they reward them well. Maybe she doesn't even know shit about economics and just reads out whatever statement she is given by her secretary.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:46 | 6596674 SilverFish
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Yeah, nothing wrong with playing your part in destroying the economy, as long as you're doing it in the name of "serving your country". That's totally cool. Nothing wrong with that, not at all.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:21 | 6596905 anarcode
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Stalin, Mao and Hitler were trying to server their countries.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:39 | 6596953 logicalman
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Stalin, Mao and Hitler were all serving themselves under the guise of serving their countries.

FIFY

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:08 | 6597143 Kaervek
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So.. nothing has changed after all

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:12 | 6597149 Berspankme
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Just like Bernanke, serving his country at $250K per 30 minute bullshit speech?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 21:31 | 6597783 fleur de lis
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Tiger, if you mean she is only trying to serve America, she is doing nothing of the sort. She is assisting the biggest scammers on Earth to asset strip Americans and anybody else they can corner. And she knows it.

That said, she is too old and obviously too sick for such a critical position. While she has access to that kind of widespread financial power, she puts us all at risk. She is fully aware that the Fed is a racket. She should cash out before she makes things worse.

There's always another Fed swindler to take her place.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:46 | 6596673 WFO
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More like a nervous breakdown. Lying to the world is hard on the system.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:55 | 6596996 The Once-ler
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  …  it doesn’t do the  world  much good,  either!

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:09 | 6597287 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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The Pope is in town.

This is what happens when a real cross is shown to a real vampire!

Look what happened the day after the Pope had a 1-on-1 with Boehner.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 15:32 | 6597054 Argos
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I had my neighbor review this clip.  I too suggested a TIA.  He's neurologist and says that, "Hard to say. Pauses were long but not specific for anything. Minimal slurring."

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 19:13 | 6597392 Colonel Klink
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Maybe it was a JIA or a ZIA?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:02 | 6596356 junction
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"She's dead, Jim."

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:15 | 6596392 ich1baN
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Dr House: "Did you check her gynopoly levels?" 

Female Doctor: "She's dead"

Dr House: " Well, that rules out the flu "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcQsD0HU0SY 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:16 | 6596398 doctor10
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poor thing probably has to swallow a finger or two of spirits to choke out what they give her to read

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:31 | 6596634 Rusty Shorts
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Maybe she just needs a massive injection of QE, and a decade on life support?

 

"But if the economy surprises us [VOMITS], our judgements about appropriate monetary policy [VOMITS] will of course change [SWALLOWS VOMIT]."

 

Vomit-driven algorithmic trading on the horizon?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:59 | 6596850 Beowulf55
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Nah,she just realized in mid sentence that she is being set up as the fall guy (bitch) when the economy collapses......

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 10:59 | 6596346 freewolf7
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And we wouldn't believe you anyway.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:00 | 6596352 JustObserving
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Fed also refuses to comment on its regular smackdowns of gold and silver.

Truth is treason in an empire of lies

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:16 | 6597155 Kaervek
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They can't comment on that, all the money they are pumping in to suppress prices will probably be lost once prices explode, and it's all taxpayer money. Even if it was their own money, we would have to bail them out for some reason (TBTF) - with taxpayer money (=our money).

They are using our own (future) money to keep us down (today) - it's the perfect scam.

"And for the next trick, we will only need your gold... be reasonable, after all we're trying to save the economy here!"

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:02 | 6596355 jakesdad
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I'm no fan of her nor her policies but the stress of that job in 2015 has got to be unimaginable...

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:10 | 6596380 SillySalesmanQu...
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What stress? Everything is pre-planned for them...all they have to do is get up once a month,wax eloquently in economicese, theories and fudged statistics. Then, they retire to the banquet circuit and make millions spouting the same b.s. What a cushy gig.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:12 | 6596386 Bangin7GramRocks
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The stress of knowing what's coming. She's like an old, albino Sarah Conner.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:33 | 6596445 atthelake
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John Conner had a great bunker.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:04 | 6596561 Gatos Locos
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I'll be back.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:31 | 6596439 nickels
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She was brought in for the middle of the game just to get out a few tough hitters. Manager needs a medical excuse to pull her. Question is- who's the closer?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:54 | 6596532 Consuelo
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The other heeb...

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 18:43 | 6597572 kareninca
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Yes, so stressful, too bad she had to take the job; too bad she didn't have the option to say no.  And to do something socially worthwhile instead.  Shocking how she was enslaved this way.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:06 | 6596361 lasvegaspersona
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Looks to me like she was suppressing nausea.

I see no sign of a  CVA (stroke).

She appears oriented at all times and remembers to make eye contact after an obvious long pause.

She'll be fine.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:09 | 6596371 swmnguy
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I think we've all had a few mornings-after like that.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:10 | 6596378 ipud
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Wayne, I'm so excited, I think I'm gonna hurl

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:36 | 6596458 arbwhore
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So you're saying she's pregnant. Now I'm going to hurl.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:57 | 6596544 Mae Kadoodie
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Didn't she have dinner after the speech? If I had a bout of nausea the last thing I would want to do is look at food.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:08 | 6596369 _SILENCER
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Little bit of glitch in her MK Ultra code

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6596475 yogibear
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The Fed should just buy one of those Japanese life-like robots with the face of Maynard Keynes speaking at these events. It's the same bullshit/lies all the time anyway. 

 

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:48 | 6596961 tc06rtw
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 …  the one they installed at the BoJ is called  “Haruhiko Kuroda”.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:08 | 6596370 swmnguy
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Wow, UMass-Amherst has a horseshit AV department.  A wireless handheld mic on a boom stand, next to a wooden lectern?  With a pile of flowers in front of it?  What is this, a small-town funeral?

There was probably one of those really stinky lilies in that heap of veggies, and Mr. Yellen had an allergy attack.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:09 | 6596372 Wile-E-Coyote
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She's been on the sherry.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:44 | 6596812 NeoLuddite
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More likely vintage port - sherry is for plebes.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 18:15 | 6597509 WFO
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My guess is Manischewitz.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:09 | 6596373 magnetosphere
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hopefully she has AIDS

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:10 | 6596375 Omega_Man
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they drugged her

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:44 | 6596494 Whoa Dammit
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She' constantly drugged, but this time the drugs wore off. As her brain emerged from the fog, she paused, unable to believe the drivel and lies she was expected to say, followed by the understandable urge to hurl.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:22 | 6596598 Son of Loki
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Thorazine? .. or LSD?

 

After all, she looks to be of that Timothy Leary-LSD "Free Love" generation age.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:12 | 6596385 Tinky
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To paraphrase Goebbels, if you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe you, but you also risk becoming disoriented.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:56 | 6596838 NeoLuddite
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Words from the PTB are nothing more than lies dressed in stylish clothes.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:12 | 6596388 Sir SpeaksALot
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to me she looks just fucking drunk :)

she had a nice glass of bourbon, you know - for courage, she started the speech she was fine, and it just freaking hit her at the end,

she could not even finish.

so obvious there s really nothing to comment on.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:51 | 6596520 Md4
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a far more powerful figure than even the US president (a figure whose health is extensively evaluated for suitability ahead of the job), the public has a right and an obligation to know how fit to serve Yellen truly is, because whatever Thursday's two minute swoon was, it was not mere dehydration."

Dehydration CAN produce these symptoms. We're more than 80% water; don't get enough, and the circuitry can fail. Anyone remember LeBron James being carried off like a chair during a Finals game?

So can advanced disease, including alcoholism.

We don't know, and I wish her the best as a human being. If she can't perform her duties effectively, I hope any ego surrenders to more practical action.

Nonetheless, what strikes me is the concern over her replacement, should that become necessary.

Get rid of the Fed, and no replacement is necessary...ever.

THAT'S the right course of action for US.

m

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:16 | 6596587 Skiprrrdog
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I dont know if she really was dehydrated, but it happened to me once, and it was about as sick as I have ever felt. I was working as a welder at a mine in AZ, in the summertime (not as much fun as it sounds like) and if someone was displaying symptoms, they would take them right to the hospital.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:44 | 6596671 general ambivalent
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Why are you psychopaths wishing her well?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:23 | 6596914 Md4
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After reviewing the video, I am inclined to agree with those suggesting a vascular condition, in this case.

I wouldn't rule out TIA, but this may also be an episode of nauseating vertigo associated with untreated hypertension. Other symptoms include paresthesia (her left mouth area appears to numb), swelling of the tongue, and fractured vision (not blurred, but scrambled or cross eyed).

She may have been waiting and hoping these would abate without a real collapse.

I feel for her as a person who has also suffered these symptoms. They are very uncomfortable and scary.

If this is the case with her, hypertension is easily treated, but fatal if not.

m

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:16 | 6596395 surfvin
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Better find the lord ole yeller

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:16 | 6596397 abgary1
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I don't know if all her organs are functioning properly but I do know that her brain does not function at all.

Whatever disease she has seems to have inflicted the whole Keynesian community.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:20 | 6596406 Ban KKiller
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Continually lying has its downside. Makes one ill to mislead all the time. She is a sick puppet. 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:19 | 6596402 I Write Code
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Yeah, well, medical facts are now some kind of state secrets, leaking the obvious fact that she had a TIA would mark you as worse than al-Qaeda.  Or "a senior moment", even if it's not *verifiably* a TIA.

I don't know what "dehydration" is supposed to mean, it's used to explain everything and anything, somehow it's legal and moral to say someone was dehydrated but not that they had a TIA, and I don't know of any theory that the one is supposed to lead to the other.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:25 | 6596413 fiftybagger
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Jesuit poisoning

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:37 | 6596463 The Indelicate ...
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Odd to me as a newbie who lurked for maybe 6/8 months how many of you remarkably stupid types seem to have appeared out of nowhere with 5 year plus tenures inevitably to say something that corresponds with the horseshit you might see on Drudge or Breitbart or fucking Gordon Duff's site.

Jesuits?

Really?

alcoholics and kid-fuckers, sure, but they don't run dick. There are more Jews in admin positions at Jesuit schools than there are Jesuits - look at Georgetown for fuck's sake.

When Karen Hude, a Zionist Jew, and by the way a fucking idiot, spends most of her time blaming the Jesuits - of all fucking groups - might you not *wonder* if she's gatekeeping for a group which - right in front of your eyes - seems to be running banks, media, foreign policy, etc?

The best place to hide is right out there in the open, and I'm afraid the Talmudists deceived once legitimate Christians long ago as part of their very scheme for a Jewish state

http://www.sweetliberty.org/issues/hoax/scofield.htm

http://emahiser.christogenea.org/Recommended/Scofield%20Data.pdf

http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/127310/is-a-jesuit-goo...

http://zioncrimefactory.com/2013/11/09/are-jews-propagating-anti-jesuit-...

Believe whatever you want - but sometimes the truth is right in front of you.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 20:15 | 6597672 Pseudo Anonym
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as a nubie, you just dont get how it all works.  but that's ok.  you can believe whatever you want; but if you think it all ends with hofjuden banks, hollywood, politics, etc.,  have it your way.  it was heresy, 5-6 years ago, to suggest here on zh that finance, propaganda, gov't, hollywood, etc was controlled by zionists.  many users were terminated over that claim.  now it is an accepted fact. go to zh archives and compare.

needless to say, it looks like it will take you another 5-6 years before you understand that  "the truth is right in front of you" and it goes all the way to vatican and "Jesuits are part of a long-term Illuminati Jewish plot to infiltrate and subvert Catholicism from within" ( http://henrymakow.com/proof_libertarianism_is_an_ill.html ).  for every link that you post to show that vatican  is just a bunch of old, neutered child molesters, there's two other sources to show that it aint so.  anyway, i guess it will take another 5-6 years for you nubies here on zh  to catch up with how far to the top this zionist shit goes.  so let's compare notes after 2020 when “regular” jews are thrown under the bus, yet again, and the zionist crypto-jews, in addition to finance and politics, also  control the new and “unified” religion.
Milliarium Aureum

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6596470 Pseudo Anonym
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yep.  no surprises here:

..former Bank of Israel head Stanley Fischer would be poised to take control over the world's most important central bank..

the varican (jesuit black pope) used jews as the cover at important turning points a number of times before. and it worked.

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:43 | 6596493 The Indelicate ...
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"the varican (jesuit black pope) used jews as the cover at important turning points a number of times before. and it worked."

Wow, really?

Okay - do you have any sort of evidence of this - I'm genuinely curious, pretty neat trick for 3,000 Catholic guys mostly in colleges how they could "use Jews as a cover" - like all of the jews - like in hollywood and at the fed and treasury and aipac and the adl and jinsa and so forth?

That's Amazing.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:50 | 6596500 Pseudo Anonym
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many sources available, i.e. the first that poped up:

http://henrymakow.com/are_jews_being_set_up_for_anot.html

this shit house is going down; no doubt about it.  someone needs to be blamed =  the hofjuden banks caused it; thus, all jews need to be persecuted.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:44 | 6596811 swmnguy
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Henry Makow?  He's certainly a source of...something.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 15:02 | 6596999 Pseudo Anonym
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than why dont you leave us with a link (or something) that cross-referenced his sources and rebutted his data?

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:47 | 6596677 general ambivalent
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Everything is awesome, the Pope is going to release a progressive rock album.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:26 | 6596416 The Duke of New...
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She was choking on her own B.S.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:31 | 6596417 coltek
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Either the written weasel words just stuck in her craw, or she was stricken with a sudden attack of reality...

 

...or both.

 

Telling lies for an extended period must be kinda tiring anyway.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:27 | 6596421 dust to dust
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  How does the ex head of the Bank of Israel get to be on the board of Governors at the FED?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:11 | 6596574 Jackagain
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Because the Fed isn't federal....it's a private cabal.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:28 | 6596429 Ward no. 6
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just seems like a mixture of a stroke and alzhemiers was kicking in ....

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:33 | 6596443 yogibear
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She won't last long. The lying is affecting her health.

Maybe a proficient liar like Dudley, Evans or Bulltard will replace her. 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6596524 hannah
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i say let barney frank be the next head, he takes a couple of giant dicks up the ass every night and can still to tv interviews.nothing hurts that asshole....

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:37 | 6596464 mijev
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Maybe it is dehydration. I certainly needed a drink after watching that.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:37 | 6596465 Arrowshot
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Potential explanations:

1. Slipping off her meds and realizing what she is reading is a total fabrication and could result in her being hanged by her heels from a lamp post.

2. A glitch in the Matrix.

3. Software glitch in the brain and needs to be wiped and program restrarted.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:42 | 6596484 Sparehead
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I was thinking maybe it was the moment when the dark side drove out that list little ray of light, which she almost barfed onto the podium.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6596474 atthelake
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She knows what's coming.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:42 | 6596481 The Indelicate ...
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TIA as many have said, is probable

http://www.uptodate.com/contents/transient-ischemic-attack-beyond-the-ba...

pure dehydration doesn't ordinarily present like that while a TIA does. But it could have been a heart issue, too.

Maybe Stan Fischer poisoned her.

AIPAC's Fed Candidate Stanley Fischer on a Warpath against Iran
Dual-citizen nominee's lifetime benefit to Israel comes at a heavy cost to America

http://irmep.org/fischer_aipac.htm

AIPAC's Federal Reserve Vice Chairman
http://rense.com/general96/aipacs.html

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:58 | 6596707 general ambivalent
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Common signs of oncoming dehydration: muscle fatigue, dry lips, headache, dizziness/lethargy, increased pulse.

Dehydration: Increase in all warning symptoms, dry mouth, skin numb, mentally disorganised/irrational behaviour, difficulty breathing, blue skin, then inability to walk.

Pretty unlikely. Only in advanced stages do people become delirious, and often they are near death. The person would be visibly sick and incapable of walking.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:47 | 6596505 hannah
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i heard from sources that they have already dug a hole in the yard behind the fed reserve to bury her in when she kicks the bucket....

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:21 | 6597089 tc06rtw
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 No go!  (EPA regs.)  --  they’re gonna have her bronzed.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:05 | 6597135 Berspankme
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Use the same one Bernanke crawled out of

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:47 | 6596506 Brokenarrow
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all that lying and evil has consequences.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:48 | 6596508 Fukushima Fricassee
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I have got no sympathy for any of these shits. Fucking die quick preferably during your next jaw bone bull shit session.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:50 | 6596515 Brokenarrow
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poll? who would you love to see drop dead?

 

blankfein

dimon

greenspan

bernanke

paulson

geithner

mozillo

rubin

 

or, all the above.

 

I'm in the "all the above" camp

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:53 | 6596528 Skiprrrdog
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You forgot O'BlowMe

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:58 | 6596549 negative rates
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Park myself there too.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:27 | 6596623 The Indelicate ...
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I go Paulson.

Blankfein is very very tempting as is Dimon...

But I really think I'd enjoy breaking my hand on Paulson's smug fat smug cunt face.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:40 | 6596802 pops
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You left out Kissinger and Brzezinski.

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:04 | 6597132 Berspankme
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Dropping dead is a little too good for Geithner and Bernanke. I want them to be dismembered alive gangland style 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:53 | 6596521 q99x2
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Looks like a stroke to me. Arrest her for treason. Don't let her get away by dying.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:56 | 6596840 Md4
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Not a stroke.

Had it been a stroke, her head would've been thrown back for a few milliseconds...as if a large (invisible) back handed forearm had struck outta nowhere...

That's a "stroke".

Now, a "sun stroke" is when the sun does it to ya...

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Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:53 | 6596526 Skiprrrdog
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Looks like her replicant programming was breaking down...

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:54 | 6596531 Dsyno
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"I look good now, don’t I?” she said.

Is that a trick question?

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:09 | 6596568 bluskyes
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The evil spirits are trying to get out

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:13 | 6596577 orangegeek
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Saw this.  

 

Was hoping to see yellen's eyes roll back and watch her hit the floor like a wet bag of cement, but not before her head had gone smack into the podium on the way down.

 

No such luck.

 

FUCK YOU YELLEN YOU PSYCHOTIC PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

 

 

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:22 | 6596599 the grateful un...
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turns out her blood sugar was low, but the doctor said he is going to wait and she if she get better before he gives her a snickers bar (eat something Janet, you're not yourself when you're hungry)

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:22 | 6596600 Dr. Engali
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Personally I think she had a mini-stroke brought on by the fact she knows they are totally fucked. I also believe her role is to play the sweet old grandma who is " did all she could do to prevent a collapse. She tried so hard that it destroyed her health " You would have to be a heartless bastard to be mad at her.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:33 | 6596642 The man with po...
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She was deputy chairman of the Fed for years. She knew what she was signing up for.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:51 | 6596683 Dr. Engali
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Yeah so? You think that's going to stop the U.S propaganda machine known as the MSM from pushing that meme? Hell the majority of Mericuns don't know who the V.P. Is let alone who was vice chair of the fed for four years.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:00 | 6597118 SirBarksAlot
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Yeah, but I bet they poison her whether she knows it or not.  Then they have a big case to solve to find out what happened, as the dollar crashes.

I got called up to the top echelon once to fix something in one afternoon, that they hadn't been able to figure out in 30 years. Surrounded by egos that didn't even acknowledge me when we passed in the hall, were suddenly telling me I was so brilliant, they had chosen me to resolve the issue.  I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how to get out of it without getting fired for not having it done.  Finally, I just played dumb.  Really dumb. It worked!

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:26 | 6597163 The Once-ler
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You know, if the Treasury were to take out an
$18,000,000,000,000  life insurance policy
on her…  all our problems would be solved!

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:30 | 6596605 JD59
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Yellenpukezilla nearly puked in front of the entire world spewing the FED speak lies on how well the world economy is running.

TSHTF is very near is what her puking gut grunts stated during the speech.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:23 | 6596606 corporatewhore
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kind of reminds me of that scene in total recall where the speech malfunctions and Arnold is dressed as a woman and then it all blows up.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:55 | 6596994 shovelhead
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Someone should loop in where she pulls off her head and tosses it into the audience as it blows up.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:23 | 6596607 Elliptico
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The call goes out to the bullpen.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:25 | 6596616 U4 eee aaa
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This reminds me of the old days of the soviet union. How long before they announce that Yellen has died from a 'cold'

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:25 | 6596618 Seasmoke
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Actually the most troubling thing was the clapping by the sheep at the end of whatever the heck that speech was supposed to be.... What the fuck !!!!!

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:42 | 6596665 The Greek horse
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exactly! Seasmoke

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:40 | 6596619 The Indelicate ...
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Who's swellin' for Yellin?

How Can A Stroke Change Your Brain?
http://www.npr.org/2015/02/20/384949665/how-can-a-stroke-change-your-brain

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:37 | 6596655 Michigander
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God finally doing more of god's work...

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:40 | 6596660 The Greek horse
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WOW.. This is a sign that Janet Yellin KNOWS the US economy is about to implode and she will go down in History as the FED Chairmen/women who was in charge when this upcoming Crash happens.. Janet thought she got the JOB because of her acedamics and she was the smart one.. Wrong, she is doing what she is told like a puppet.. I would not be surprise if she resigns for health reasons of course?!?!?   

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:41 | 6596662 The Indelicate ...
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Upton Sinclair — 'It is difficult to get a [person] to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:51 | 6596692 The Indelicate ...
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She turned me into a newt!

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