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And The Market Breaks...
Stocks are down hard, JPY momo is not working, nor is VIX... time to break something...
- *NYSE ARCA SUSPENDS ROUTING TO CHICAGO STOCK EXCHANGE
- *NYSE ARCA HAS DECLARED SELF-HELP AGAINST CHICAGO STOCK EXCHANGE
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Nothing to worry about
BTFD
Keep printing
All's well!
Why doesn't this happen when markets are going up?
PPT hit the switch. Dow up +300 after this.
Hey, for a minute there I thought I was in China where people talk shit and when that doesn't work they just turn the computers off.
Shit is bad when you got to bust the market every time it goes down 1.5%
I used to declare "self-help" quite often as a young fella -- never went blind either.
S&P breaking into teh 1870's! Damn if feels good to be a short gangsta!
I can see Yellen getting a heart attack
And The Market Breaks...AGAIN.
FIFY Tyler.
No, Dow headed below 15,000. Then all the little folks start to panic, because suddenly the losses (16,000's to 15,000's) are seen as in the thousands, even if it only took 50 points to get there...
Most people don't know or care about all the 'levels' Wall Street uses...they see what's right in front of their faces. When 6 becomes 5 it starts to look like REAL losses.
Dang it .. markets are still falling. Chewy told me he fixed the hyperdrive.
going to the mat to keep that 16 handle
Because gravity is only a problem on the way down.
Its not the fall that hurts ... its the landing.
They forgot to have the Pope stop by and bless NYSE while he was in town, feel the wrath of a vengeful God.
God or god? Catholics in my circles tend to think the NYSE group and this pope worship the same god, and God's vengence will be all encompasing. (Just passing along what i've heard)
He's too busy buggering little boys in Philly.
Send in the hackers - they'll save the day.
Cognitive - even the biggest fucktard won't interfere with " honest bets paying off with honest profits ".
I always laugh at reality versus fantasy. Uhh - which one is our reality today ?
Market cap is a hideous fiction, making it appear or seem that markets have gone up.
Revelations re: German engineering and all the commodity and BRICS train wrecks are "capsizing" equity prices.
Calculating the value of an equity by multiplying the last price paid X number of shares outstanding is meaningless, but that's what they do. The Market Cap dollar volume assigned to an equity has never been put into the market, that total dollar value only exists as a construct in shareholders' minds. The fiction is revealed when there isn't enough "money" to satisfy the sellers, so the price has to keep dropping until an actual level of available money, when $$ supply equals demand, is reached. That's gotta be some bunch lower than where prices are now.
How can we go long "train wrecks"? TRNRX?
All futures caved when the routing broke. There goes the bullish break theory.
Markets will be broken till morale improves
and the beatings will continue as well....
Workers will be beaten until GDP improves
What workers? Around these parts the traffic is busiest during NON rush hours, especially between 12:00-15:30. The times 7:00-9:00 and 17:00-19:00 is the best time to travel.
“About urgent measures to counter threats to the existence of Russia”http://thesaker.is/sergey-glazyevs-report-about-urgent-measures-to-counter-threats-to-the-existence-of-russia/
“THE US IS TRYING TO KEEP THE LEADERSHIP VIA INITIATION OF A WORLD WAR”
... if only the US was in control of the US
I smell smoke...
That's just carbon credits.
I smell gasoline...
I was wondering when this would happen. 1825 in the S&P was looking more and more likely this week without a quick bounce back above 1900.
Where's Quant Boy to call the bottom...again?
The botton doesn't get called until someone pops up to promote Shit Coin as a safe haven.
Lost coffee one that one. Funnny.
Well, we sure fixed that. Now all the selling HAS to stop.
oops... the selling hasn't stopped.
The new China syndrome
If only there was a way to force everyone into this shit show. NIRP? Cash ban?
Involuntary assest seizures rolled in to a new govt hedge fund called... AIG (and its gone).
The involuntary theft program will be quaintly titled: Voluntary Asset Protection & Oversight Re-investment...VAPOR.
Eventually this will not work. They will need circuit breaker rules to trip markets. Then they will never come back on. That will be the day we will laugh our ass off calling everyone just to say "told ya so".
Hopefully the phones will be working then.
Sure they will until the power goes out for good. Likely 72 hours after power plants start to trip from no operators to operate.
Iceberg... there is no iceberg!
Enjoy the music!
We got this under control. Capt. Jack Yellen
Your circuits dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Ha ha ha ha Quick shutter down!!!
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"Self-help, which occurs when an exchange is dealing with internal problems processing trades and needs to send orders through alternate venues."
Route Chicago orders thru ZeroHedge. They will know what to do with them.
Standard protocol aka 'the bizness'.
( unzips fly, takes the lid off the k-y and throws it out the window, tells retail muppet to 'grab yer ankles'.. )
I believe they just switch order feeds from the actual market to the Federal Reserve....which is co-operated by Goldman & JP Morgan. I beleive the mortgage on the Federal Reserver is jointly owned by Goldman and JPM...they just use the building as a propaganda base.
"markets"...., Lol. They were broke long before today.
Supremely bullish!
Weird, everytime stawks fall it just "breaks". Seems normal to me, no manipulation here guise.
quick unleash QE4eva
it isn't even October yet
The muppets are being skinned today.
...do muppets taste like chicken?
you better believe when they turn it back on...a miracle is going to happen
again...until it doesn't.
Just exactly what is a self help declaration? Is that like refusing to pick up the soap?
Imagine a spilled BONG.
WHO you gonna call?
I know you are high as shit right now; but, you gotta act fast.
Do you hurry and put the rug is in the neighbor's trash can or call the Fire Dept. or ...
Just blame it on the dog, the cat, a younger sibling...
C'mon, man: the dog and cat never trip over the Bong or spill it.
Four legs, man.. Four.
I only got two legs, man: and these shoe laces just won't stay tied.
And you would have gotten away with it if it weren't for THOSE DAMN MEDDLING KIDS!
Bloomberg contributor calls Assad a terrorist for barrel bombs. Meanwhile regular bombs are praised.
The quality of the propaganda corps in the US has seriously deteriorated.
I know it will be unpopular to say this; -but, I blame Affirmative Action.
As of this morning, everything bad is clearly of Russian origin
The Bush and Obama administrations were a real barrel of laughs. Does that make them terrorists then?
Propaganda...it's all about the packaging.
http://map.norsecorp.com/
that is awesome...I couldn't get my game controller to work correctly...and how do you get the volume to make it extra fun
Just another day in the cyber warfare game. One more thing that could start WW III.
Yeah, they really should add surround sound and some deep bass on the big attacks.
<blink blink>
Port 23? Telnet? Really?
Someone hacked SPAIN... guess it was fixed hmm
Don't stop, believin',
Hold on to your dreams, yeah, yeah
This is it now...hang on!
does this mean another ZH article shitting on Apple because it's down... 1.68%?
Half as much as farcebook is down, HTC down about 5 - but it's Apple that is rotten to the core,
is that right?
lol.
Feels like Shanghai market.
Dow minus 300 divine intervention time
The silver lining -- you're witnessing history. This is the day when everyone knows that the gig is up. The PPT may be able to cobble together one last bounce, but the game is up, and everyone knows it.
I'm predicting a very, very "interesting" week.
How often does this happen?
still waiting for PPT...where are those guys? did they take a 3-day wknd?
PPT is watching from the sidelines. JPM and Goldman Sachs have evidently finished getting their shorts in place.
I can't wait to hear Yellen's next speech. Sorry Janet. Your watch. You're going down as the Herbert Hoover of this one.
Speaking of timing, John Boehner's is flawless. That dude knows when it's time to ride off into the sunset.
(Janet's shorts not in place is a frightening concept, actually....)
LOL! Now THERE's a mental image. Not a pretty one, either.
What I'm really looking forward to is when all the stops start getting hit. I'm looking at about 15750 on the DOW for that. I'm guessing Thursday...
"Please disperse, nothing to see here!"
http://i.imgur.com/MBlS7Wr.gif
On Bloomberg Surveillance at about 830ET (?) this morning, hosts Tom Keene and Michael McKee were talking. At a lull in the conversation, Keene said something like, "Dow futures down 110," and looked to McKee for a response. McKee, apparently caught off-guard, mumbled, "Down 2.4% today." No further comment, cut to commercial.
I'm no conspiracy believer, but I watched today's action with some added curiosity.
The S&P has hovered between -2.25% and -2.45% from about 3:30ET to now, 3:58ET.
As the Zen Master said, we shall see.