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Caption Contest: Hope & Nope - The Odd Couple
After a 90-minute meeting, Presidents Obama and Putin emerge from the mudslinging apparently agreeing to disagree on everything. Putin blames US - specifically Obama - for "relations being so bad," adding trhat sanctions are not an "efficient" policy tool, and hopes US can play an active role in fighting ISIS with cooperation. Given the image below, we can only imagine how tense the meeting was...
Putin Continues:
- *PUTIN SAYS US-RUSSIA RELATIONS ARE AT A PRETTY LOW LEVEL
- *PUTIN BLAMES US FOR RELATIONS BEING SO BAD, SAYS OBAMA'S CHOICE
- *RUSSIA IS THINKING ABOUT MILITARY OPS IN SYRIA: PUTIN
- *PUTIN SAYS SANCTIONS ARE NOT 'EFFICIENT' AS A POLICY TOOL
- *PUTIN SAYS RUSSIA'S GOAL IS TO FIGHT ISIS WITH COORDINATION
- *PUTIN SAYS 'NO ONE KNOWS RESULTS' OF AIR STRIKES AGAINST SYRIA
- *RUSSIA SAYS COORDINATION CENTER IS OPEN TO U.S. AND OTHERS
- *PUTIN RULES OUT RUSSIAN GROUND TROOPS IN SYRIA
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did topus bow to putus?
Who, pray tell, is Kelly Evans?
I think he meant to say Megyn Kelly.
Obama isn't mad. He's barely containing a smile.
The two of them just spent an hour laughing over the fate of the E.U.
Put a thought bubble over Putin's head saying
"I got more dragging than you got hanging"
no idea... Russia war games is driving US defense spending.. is the point of the post... a worthy caption
@ knukles
I believe Kelly Evans is (or was) a CNBC money skirt-the one who was (or still is) confident that she is the smartest person in any room she happens
to be in.
nailed it
tapped it
The real power is lurking behind them peeking through the curtains...
http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Kelly%20Evans%20-1.jpg
Pretty but not hot. Or maybe just not ugly? I dunno. I bet she's a bitch though...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Evans
30 year old CNBC bimbette.
cnbc chatterbox
did topus bow to putus?
No, it's showtime.
He only bows to his Saudi Masters and then kisses the King's camel toe.
Funny, but that pic reminds me of a scene from Planet of the Apes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvLWPD3jfMw
Wanna learn English? (I wanna fuck you in the ass)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBI0sJ1zYXI
Nice vacume you left in the modle east
Obama - "I do what I'm told."
Putin - "No one tells me what to do."
Notice the 'deep' handshake, no finger crushing allowed.
Notice Vlad always gets the upper hand so to speak in the handshake, Obama is always the bottom guy and usually it has been far more severe than in this example. The handshake battle is stupid but since it's ebola I figured I would point it out.
Putin likes to maintain proper leverage in case he suddenly decides to rip Barry's arm out of its socket.
And then beat him to death with it for a little light workout
"Bath House, I have Segall and Norris both on my side now. You are toaast."
Vlad would crush Obozo's hand like a graham cracker if it were a serious handshake. But Obozo would easily win the leg-crossing competition.
So , there's that.
The facial analysis indicated inner displeasure by both Parties.
Whatever they may or may not agree on intellectually, at the visceral level they now have an antipathy for each other.
The biggest obstacle for both however, is that the interests behind each man are at odds at every level: Philosophically, Culturally, Ethically, Financially and Geo-Politically.
We will continue to live in Interesting Times, it seems.
Except that Putin can probably decide what needs to be done while Obama needs to wait for orders.
Who is the Obama stand in on the right? That barely looks like him.
"we agree, we will never get that smell out of syria"
"Goddammit Vlad, you said you wouldn't wear the spurs, and that you would use lotsa lube ! My asshole feels like a train wreck ! "
You should see the toilet, I can't even pay a house cleaner enough to clean up that mess.
Obama: "This little bastard outsmarted us again."
Putin: "I can read your mind asshole. And that's the first thing you got right today."
.
Nope and Strange.
so the US RUssia deal is off in Syria. Apparently the US ring has officially not bought Assad's inclusion in team.
Putin says no boots on ground, which means ISIS will never be defeated in current alliance.
Which means the refugee problem spills over into Europe.
Mutti now has her head on the line between Greece, Refugees, Ukraine and Hungarian disdain. And VW!
We have no euro leader worth the name.
Meanwhile Draghi prints. And what will happen if VW makes the auto industry sink?
Hello Catalonia; more trouble for EUro cohesion.
Some world.
Maybe Sun Tzu was really a Russian, or Putin is really Chinese.
Assad stays in power,Europe is torn apart, and the US loses any friends(not many) it had left.
Not a bad days work for Vlad.
What a sick joke US foreign policy has become.
All policy is foreign to US gov.
Because its controlled by another State?
A City-State, by the name of London.
What do you think the Pope was doing here? Trying to switch our allegiance.
The battle for the world is still Rome v London.
A guarantee that ISIS will one day cross the Med. in their tens of thousands to prepare armies for the final conquest of Europe. And being paid, housed, fed and educated for free while they plan. US ground troops ?
Move, countermove,
Russian spetznaz are not in Syria, just as US special forces aren't.
I managed to keep a straight face when I wrote that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Russian spetznaz are not in Syria, just as US special forces aren't. "
You win another cigar Winston.
Are they legally considered Russian boots if they are on the ground in blue helmets?
Made In China
What about TTIP?
"After my election I have more flexibility..." - Obama
"I will transmit this information to Vladimir" - Medvedev
Dog meet pony.
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Wut...you think St.Pooty is any different from Bareass Barack? I mean besides one being a "light working, sort of a god" droning the shit out of "brown people" while polishing his Nobel and the other, former KGB bombing the shit out of Grozny.
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Vote early socialists...and vote often, its what you do best ;-)
Why
?????
do
?????
you
??????
care
At this stage of my life I probably shouldn't care.
Maybe it's just that, after having been around for over five decades and seeing the voluminous ways in which people are given these false choices of right & wrong to choose between, I still can't believe it when people willingly choose one of the false choices offered.
Skinny, big eared, black crony-socialist.
Stocky, short, white crony-socialist.
Now...choose wisely ;-)
"Man, I hate these ridiculous charades."
"Finally, something we agree on. Perhaps..."
"Nope."
"Nyet."
You know Putin ripped Zero a new asshole behind closed doors
Figuratively or literally, Reggie wanna knows! ;-)
I disagree. I bet Putin never raised his voice above a whisper
They should have given those 2 boxing gloves and put them in a ring and beat the crap out of each other and get it over with.
All that big boy talk just to create a argument is just to lead us to war and I don't think anybody really wants a war.
Vlad is master martial artist. He wouldb snap Obama in two in a milisecond whitout breaking a sweat.
Oh, and now Obie is a karate champ!
http://taekwondo.wikia.com/wiki/Barack_Obama
I didn't know there was a pink belt.
Yup.
Mom gi's too.
Good maybe he will try to bust a concrete block with his skinny assed head or something. Show us what you got Barry!
Punching with your eyes closed again. What could happen?
Big deal. Mooshell can kick his ass and her cock is 2 inchers longer and thicker than needle dicks
Vlad - " I am restink hand i had up your asshole for puppet speak manipulations for minute. No talking until the reinsertion, O'blamey. "
Death to America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2fazw5Y9k
Obama: "Connect-four!"
Putin: "I believe this is checkmate."
Obama: "..."
Putin hates Obama. First because Obama is black. More importantly, because Obama is gay. You can tell he has absolutely no respect for the POTUS.
"Gay, black and Muslim is no way to go through life son."
Obama .....it worked for Rocky and Bullwinkle....... maybe I should've sent the wookie......
Putin..... You should have send the wookie
Alpha Dog with his right arm across his chest.
("Im going to fuck this cunt.")
Banana Boy
(Sheeeeet dis mutherfucka's gotz a grip!, ok, ok, ooh I'm getting a hard on. I luvs you porgie.")
Every Russian action/comment is a chess move.
Given the image below, we can only imagine how tense the meeting was...
Tense for Obama I'm sure. Putin, with ten years on Obama in age and 40 years of commander and chief and foreign affairs experience probably walked all over Obama like a wet rag on the mens room floor.
Just saying.
Heres my contest caption
"Obama's Permanent K.O."https://youtu.be/DkgXuwmJvsg
why did they have to make our stooge a gayboy manchurian robot and russia got the bear-wrestling siberian express?
"That's quite a grip you got there."
You can guess who's doing the talking.
OT. kind of funny.
Obama's Workout / Putin's Workout
Obama must keep some kinda face while knowing that everyone knows he is 2% milk.
His "wife' must laugh at him daily..........what a loser!!
...his Tranny must laugh at him daily."
I know diplomacy is necessary and all that, but if I were Putin I cannot imagine a scenario where I would even agree to meet with the Obola virus after the bare-faced lies he's told, all the insults and all the sanctions crap.
The sanctions are hurting Russia over the short term, but over the longer term they will strengthen Russia since they will develop the technologies themselves. This is a super long video of Putin meeting with hundreds of teachers. Near the middle somewhere a teacher presents Putin with a globe made out of composite materials made in Russia. This composite materials research was spurred by sanctions. Video has only average subtitles, but you can see how much the mostly younger crowd loves Putin, some nice looking women also.
This guy's channel has lots of good videos.
Vladimir Putin answers
(I edited the video link above so it goes directly to the composite materials part)
Thanks. You make some very good points there.
Interesting video too.
correct starting place in video. Also listening to it again the center was founded in 2009, so that predates sanctions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxTLkCl6fBA#t=88m13s
I think this video - and there are many other examples - tell me that Putin is no way trying to receate the old USSR as many venal propagandists in the West would have us believe. He wants Russia to become an active member of the global community to improve the lot of Russian people, and that is what frightens some Western leaders so much. A wise man indeed and good for Russia. That's why the people like him so much.
Yeah I don't get all this "Putin is a thug" comments I read, even on ZH. I've never seen any evidence of that in his interactions with the public, and he's highly intelligent and educated. I'm sure he's done some wrong things in his life, but who hasn't?
Notice his reply to the question about the future of the UN. Echoed in his speach yesterday AT the UN!
https://youtu.be/CxTLkCl6fBA?t=4723
ALL roads lead to PARIS
well, then I will post some video too....these are people welcoming Putin - in Crimea. And even more amazing, many Crimean Tatars are among them. Obviously, they did not felt so happy, when under Ukraine! This happened recently, so you can see, what these people feel after more than a year of being "annexed" to Russia............
"Crimean Tatars joyfully greeted Putin in Bakhchisarae" A video has been published which captures rare footage of Vladimir Putin that did not pass through the sieve of official press services. It shows how very emotionally, yet happily, residents of the Crimean regional center, where a large part of the Crimean Tatar population resides, met the Russian president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZuKYGVd7gA
Well, Vlad has class. Bath House has, well, you know...
barry's no brain surgeon (like carson), and vlad knows it.
I look at this photo. I look at the guy on the left. I see calm and reserve. I see confidence ..
Now the guy on the right. Can we say a deer caught in HID Xenons?
One thing that Vlad never needs to do. That is go potty ..
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/09/28/obama-goes-potty-at-un/
Aren't we so proud of ourselves?
Oh, just for fun ..
Here's the video ..
https://youtu.be/LUYy2AJwb1s
Judo grip
vs.
Golf grip
Obama: Mr. Putin, this is what we would like to happen in the Middle East.
Putin: Mr. Obama, this is what WILL happen in the Middle East.
Putin's suit is a little untailered, that's because he is used to packing a pistol under there.. Obama packs a pack of Ky Jelly packs, so he's good..
Besides what's the chances Snowden is paying his rent, by showing them all the good parts of Hillary's old Server..
"Vlad, look at these pics I got off Hitlery's server!"
"The Huma chick has some nice tits, but I need soap after seeing Hitlery, Comrade Snowden. Please do not surprise me like that again!"
"OK."
"You should show these to American voters, they would never vote for that crone. KGB will help."
Putin is checking out a woman in the audience.
Obama is imagining a 30 foot tall penis.
"Oooooh, Vlad, can you come back to my place tonight?"
"Nyet!"
Putin probably wondering how stupid american people are to elect the magic mulatto twice
Wish Vlad would've grabbed him by the taint and flung him into the East River
It hurts to look at that picture. Obama looks like what he is, next to what he isn't.
+1,000,000.
"Comrades: The movie" Rated X
"My handshake is exceptional."
"I must break you."
...hopes the US can play an active roll... lmao.
If I was Obama I'd park my planes and tell Pootin to have fucking at it. About time that Ruskie played and "active roll". I just hope his planes can spend more time in the air than in the shop.
Remind me again how many hours in the shop the F-22 requires for every hour in the air. Then for levity, the number of hours the F-35 needs to spend in the shop for every hour in the air...
"Sorry I wrinkled your suit with the fireman's carry Barry, I felt a huge surge of adrenaline after standing toe to toe with the NWO and bitch slapping them in defiance. I don't know what that shit was I got on my hands but here is back at ya buddy"
we know what Barry has on his hands though....Reggie, oh Reggie, where ae you Reggie.............
I'd like to see obama in a butler's jacket and white gloves, serving Mr. Putin drinks.
Don't forget the grin.
Here we go...
McCarthy: US Must Confront Russian Aggressionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nNotL8SGH4
Driving Mr. Putin!!!
Voice of a nation negotiating with Public Relations head for the bankers. Putin while shaking hands says "take me to your leader."
Assange on 'US Empire', Assad govt overthrow plans & new book 'The WikiLeaks Files' (EXCLUSIVE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HWiydFlJc (28:07)
[Military] Army unconventional warfare manual
https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/35/353147_-military-army-unconvention...
https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/attach/29/29714_fm3-05-130.pdf
The President of the United States invited the help to meet with Putin.
What TFYS! The black gut is the president.
Or
Putin meets with Isis
Huh???
It's obvious what happened ...Mr. (Lame Duck President) Obama told Mr. (Russian Bear) Putin that he is not going to be invited to a White House state dinner...
Putin's expression looks like a man who is about to kick ass and take names.
Obummer's expression is that of a fool. No courage, no honor, and no integrity.
Obama - Oh fuck, I'm out of my depth
Putin - I will have to deal with this problem
22 Russian warships at or heading to Syria.
http://englishrussia.com/2015/09/20/22-russian-warships-on-their-course-...
Both, simultaneously:
"Hey, where's my watch?!?"
Shirley Temple : Animal Crackers In My Soup Extended Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwFXLcrsbc (4:46)
I got fucked by some folks
Chess master saves life of imbicil choking on paste
Caption Contest: Hope & Nope - The Odd Couple
What's this supposed to be? Two faggots engaged in a dick length measuring contest?
Two faggots shacking up, wallowing in their own filth with each together, shaking hands and agreeing to concomitantly fuck a pig in the left ear and the other in the right ear contest?
A.S. (or better yet - Ass) - You should be a writer. You've really got a gift for the written word. What are you, 10 years old or something? Does it make you feel real grown up to use so many "bad words"? I bet mommy and daddy would be really mad if they saw what you post on ZH.
Dear Mr. Dickweed Wang
Article has title and picture of two people having meeting: Obama and putin. But article covers only what putin said:
A PRETTY LOW LEVEL
*PUTIN BLAMES US FOR RELATIONS BEING SO BAD, SAYS OBAMA'S CHOICE
*RUSSIA IS THINKING ABOUT MILITARY OPS IN SYRIA: PUTIN
*PUTIN SAYS SANCTIONS ARE NOT 'EFFICIENT' AS A POLICY TOOL
*PUTIN SAYS RUSSIA'S GOAL IS TO FIGHT ISIS WITH COORDINATION
*PUTIN SAYS 'NO ONE KNOWS RESULTS' OF AIR STRIKES AGAINST SYRIA
*RUSSIA SAYS COORDINATION CENTER IS OPEN TO U.S. AND OTHERS
*PUTIN RULES OUT RUSSIAN GROUND TROOPS IN SYRIA
Now I do understand that ZH is putin regime propaganda asset that has zero objectivity but you could at least try to pretend to be objective and cover aldo what Obama said.
But then you wouldn't be annoyed. And where's the fun in that?
Don't worry - it's been fun to expose putin regime propaganda and it's paid trolls :)
Did you think you fooled anybody, Latvian lobotomy loser?
OK Here are some of the golden nuggets that dropped from Dear Leader's lips during his U.N. speech
* OBAMA INSISTED THAT HE IS NOT A WEAK LEADER
*OBAMA ACCUSED U.S.OF BEING TOO PLEURALISTIC (CHRISTIAN)
*OBAMA DENOUNCED DICTATORS LIKE PUTIN AND ASSAD AND ANYONE WHO WOULD RULE WITH A PHONE AND A PEN [Edited]
* OBAMA CRITICIZED THOSE WHO WOULD NOT ALLOW BORDERS TO BE OPEN TO MILLIONS OF MORE IMMIGRANTS
* ITS NOT BEEN REPORTEDTHAAT ANYONE EITHER LISTENED TO OR BELIEVED HIM
* DO NOTATTEMPT TO POST ON ZEROHEDGE USING A TABLET. LOOONG TIME LOADING
News Flash dumbass!! It's not an "article" - it's a "caption contest". Don't they teach you clowns to read at the Mossad pre-school?
Putin was looking morally better until he dumped his wife and kids for a youngish, more muscular than him, Russian Olympic gymnast. I did not see God behind his eyes like W did, but I did see something. With Obama, nada
I wonder who would win election for president of USSA if the ballot listed Obomber versus Putin. That would be a good sanity + IQ test for "Americans".
Sadly, since the vast majority of "Americans" are dumber than rocks, they'd probably elect Obomber. Morons.
If Russians had free elections they would vote in Kim Jong-un not putin. Because - why wait for Russia to have great North Korea economy, justice system, freedoms, national interests if they can have it instantly with Kim Jong-un.
Look, Obama now posts on ZH under the pseudonym "message".
Obamas are everywhere! Better watch out! BOOOOO!
More Americans are waking up every day. There is some hope but not for the clowns who believe they are running the show.
Also as I predicted putin had to return with empty hands - no sanctions were removed no coalition where made. Back you go poor feller. He gained nothing – zero. He thought that can sell idea about coaltion with west to fight ISIS in exchange for west to forgive putin regime crimes in Ukraine. But he failed big time. Deal was not made. putin returned with nothing in his hands.
Kind of like you when you returned to Riga, not with a dozen potatoes as you had promised, but only with three.
Two of them had worms.
I saw a skit about it on "Latvian Night Live".
Has anyone else noticed that Michelle Obama is getting blacker every day?
There was a photo of the Xis and the Obamas on a balcony waving and when you looked where Michelle was standing, you couldn't see her.
It was like looking into a black hole.
Look how many putins they have: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3042134/What-Putin-face-Russian-...
I guess Russian oligarch elite regime will never run out of putin actors.
I'm sure he used some hand sanitizer, to be sure.
Make a COMMENTS?? Easy...
OBOMBA.
http://www.people.com/article/Barack-obama-selfie-wilderness-bear-grylls...
Mr. Putin.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/10205156/Hunt...
http://www.businessinsider.com/43-pictures-vladimir-putin-tough-2013-9?I...
Can Putin even be compared to Obomba??
Look at this video:
https://youtu.be/ZWLe1Vp3R8w
Ou my... even I felt sorry for that poor poor putin... so pathetic...
You need to seek other employment, really, you are not good at this.
Video made Obama look like a petty breeding pooch. This is what passes for international engagement and diplomacy in somnambulant 'Murca.
Our President and his traitorous advisers need drones up their cheeks. Problem is, the second team doesn't look any better.
AP Breaking - In what is being described as a "Diplomatic Breakthrough"....
- Putin congratulates Obama on being accepted as the Bolshoi Ballet's first-ever Rodeo Clown in its upcoming World Tour...
LMAO, brilliant! We know the results - after almost 2 years "fighting" ISIS they have more members and grabbed more territory than ever before... Assad with Russian support has wiped out more ISIS in a week than the "coalition" in 2 years.