Caption Contest: Hope & Nope - The Odd Couple

After a 90-minute meeting, Presidents Obama and Putin emerge from the mudslinging apparently agreeing to disagree on everything. Putin blames US - specifically Obama - for "relations being so bad," adding trhat sanctions are not an "efficient" policy tool, and hopes US can play an active role in fighting ISIS with cooperation. Given the image below, we can only imagine how tense the meeting was...

Putin Continues:

• *PUTIN SAYS US-RUSSIA RELATIONS ARE AT A PRETTY LOW LEVEL
• *PUTIN BLAMES US FOR RELATIONS BEING SO BAD, SAYS OBAMA'S CHOICE
• *RUSSIA IS THINKING ABOUT MILITARY OPS IN SYRIA: PUTIN
• *PUTIN SAYS SANCTIONS ARE NOT 'EFFICIENT' AS A POLICY TOOL
• *PUTIN SAYS RUSSIA'S GOAL IS TO FIGHT ISIS WITH COORDINATION
• *PUTIN SAYS 'NO ONE KNOWS RESULTS' OF AIR STRIKES AGAINST SYRIA
• *RUSSIA SAYS COORDINATION CENTER IS OPEN TO U.S. AND OTHERS
• *PUTIN RULES OUT RUSSIAN GROUND TROOPS IN SYRIA

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Comments

[Dickweed Wang]

Putin - "I must break you".

Obama - " AAAAWEEE - you're hurting my wrist!"

[RabbitChow]

Here's the real caption:

"Two third-degree Masons, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama, demonstrate the basic Mason's handshake (Taken from "Masonic Rites for Beginners", Chapter 1).
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[Dickweed Wang]

Obama's not a Mason - He's not even qualified to be a laborer.

[RabbitChow]

I'm not so sure.

[Azannoth]

I wonder who used handsanitizer after this handshake