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Getting Wacky with Jackie

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So there was this.......

0928-crude

and then a few days later......

0928-gold

Plus I heard today he was touting Apple as a great buy, since he saw people were standing in line to buy a phone or something (I thus added to my existing AAPL short by doubling it).

I think there's one and only one appropriate reaction to all of this, provided by ol' twat-top herself:

 

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Tue, 09/29/2015 - 11:59 | 6606547 Squid Viscous
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i like when she interviews that Grizanti guy, a coke and whore monger extraordinaire! trust me

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 10:16 | 6606182 CheapBastard
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I'll stick with Bianna Golodryga, ABC News:

 

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_golodryga_081114_ms.jpg

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 09:14 | 6605965 LawsofPhysics
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All of the women on CNBC look like they would give greaat head.  There is a reason that TPTB have made these "news" anchors prettier and dumber...

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 08:07 | 6605833 Falconsixone
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Never seen her before but I'm glad she's not my wife.

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 05:17 | 6605620 FranSix
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Ohmagherd.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 22:56 | 6605219 fishwharf
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Then there is the original Wacky Jacky.  One of a kind. http://www.wackyjackysportfishing.com/
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 20:44 | 6604766 CHoward
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This article was written by Ted Knight not whoever he said his name is.  Just wanted to clear that up.

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 12:38 | 6606726 PleasedToMeatYou
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That guy from Mary Tyler Moore?!? 

[Ted has been avoiding repaying Murrary]

Murray Slaughter: Ted, do you have that fifty cents I loaned you last week?

Ted Baxter: Sure, Murray.

[Looks in his wallet]

Ted Baxter: Darn, do you have change for a $500?

Murray Slaughter: Sure, Ted

[pulls a money bag from under his desk]

Ted Baxter: [stunned] Quarters?

Murray Slaughter: [smiling gleefully] Nickels!

 

(I think he now goes by the last name Gartman. )

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 23:59 | 6605351 Tim Knight from...
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 23:59 | 6605350 Tim Knight from...
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 20:41 | 6604750 DevilsPrinciple
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Jackie likes it up the ass.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 20:40 | 6604746 DevilsPrinciple
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JACKIE LIKES SUCKING kOCHS.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 19:22 | 6604395 SILVERGEDDON
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Protein receptacle. Some folks will live through the apocalypse well fed, one dick at a time. 

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 06:02 | 6605645 messystateofaffairs
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Was thinking the same thing (the receptacle) but had concerns about the teeth .....

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 18:23 | 6604175 thruid
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Looks like she is ready to receive the shlong.

 

 

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 18:23 | 6604174 thruid
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Looks like she is ready to receive the shlong.

 

 

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 17:56 | 6604054 Quantum Engineer
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That's her saying how much you can make following Gartman advice.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 17:03 | 6603767 kaiserhoff
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Video won't run.

I smell a conspiracy.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 17:19 | 6603858 Tim Knight from...
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There's no video. It's just a still of Jackie making a bizarre face.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 18:10 | 6604122 kaiserhoff
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I've seen that before.

   Horse lips.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 17:46 | 6603998 Osmium
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I think that's her O face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 19:55 | 6604537 chumbawamba
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It's how she purses her lips right before she takes Gartman's member into her purty mouf.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 21:01 | 6604831 DeadFred
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No, he's trying to emphasize the devil horns above her mouth. the 'O' of the mouth with horns to symbolize who is behind her cheerleading. Don't you guys see the symbolism??? Gee!

Tue, 09/29/2015 - 10:17 | 6606186 CheapBastard
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I guess her exorcism failed?

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