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Getting Wacky with Jackie
So there was this.......

and then a few days later......

Plus I heard today he was touting Apple as a great buy, since he saw people were standing in line to buy a phone or something (I thus added to my existing AAPL short by doubling it).
I think there's one and only one appropriate reaction to all of this, provided by ol' twat-top herself:

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i like when she interviews that Grizanti guy, a coke and whore monger extraordinaire! trust me
I'll stick with Bianna Golodryga, ABC News:
http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_golodryga_081114_ms.jpg
All of the women on CNBC look like they would give greaat head. There is a reason that TPTB have made these "news" anchors prettier and dumber...
Never seen her before but I'm glad she's not my wife.
Ohmagherd.
This article was written by Ted Knight not whoever he said his name is. Just wanted to clear that up.
That guy from Mary Tyler Moore?!?
[Ted has been avoiding repaying Murrary]
Murray Slaughter: Ted, do you have that fifty cents I loaned you last week?
Ted Baxter: Sure, Murray.
[Looks in his wallet]
Ted Baxter: Darn, do you have change for a $500?
Murray Slaughter: Sure, Ted
[pulls a money bag from under his desk]
Ted Baxter: [stunned] Quarters?
Murray Slaughter: [smiling gleefully] Nickels!
(I think he now goes by the last name Gartman. )
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Jackie likes it up the ass.
JACKIE LIKES SUCKING kOCHS.
Protein receptacle. Some folks will live through the apocalypse well fed, one dick at a time.
Was thinking the same thing (the receptacle) but had concerns about the teeth .....
Looks like she is ready to receive the shlong.
Looks like she is ready to receive the shlong.
That's her saying how much you can make following Gartman advice.
Video won't run.
I smell a conspiracy.
There's no video. It's just a still of Jackie making a bizarre face.
I've seen that before.
Horse lips.
I think that's her O face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg
It's how she purses her lips right before she takes Gartman's member into her purty mouf.
I am Chumbawamba.
No, he's trying to emphasize the devil horns above her mouth. the 'O' of the mouth with horns to symbolize who is behind her cheerleading. Don't you guys see the symbolism??? Gee!
I guess her exorcism failed?