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Dear Bill Dudley, Why Are You Lying?

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The Fed is creating not just uncertainty but appears to be destroying any credibility it ever had along the way. This morning's spewing Fedspeak from Bill Dudley was full of unbelievable and explicit lies.

First he uttered the following.

  • *DUDLEY: HIGH YLD MKT RELATIVELY ORDERLY, REFLECTS GLOB ECON QUESTION

Does this look "orderly" to you?

 

Then he stated confidently that
 

  • DUDLEY: HASN’T BEEN A SHORTAGE OF TREASURIES IN MARKETPLACE

The problem is TBAC has completely refuted that...

  • TBAC: THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF TREASURIES IN MARKETPLACE

 

Then finally he said this...

  • DUDLEY: ALGOS NOW BECOME 'ARMS RACE' TO DEVELOP BETTER MODELS.

But, pelase, let's ignore that and do nothing to stop it - the conclusion will be entertaining. We assume he mentions this to make sure he "warned" the public about HFTs when the next crash comes.

Perhaps, the only time in his speech Dudley did not lie, was the following:

  • DUDLEY: FED QE MAY HAVE AFFECTED RECENT MEASURES OF LIQUIDITY

Yes, thank you Bill, that will be all.

Source: NY Fed

 

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Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:35 | 6610489 abyssinian
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He lies because he was a natural born banker!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:41 | 6610518 Gilnut
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Yeah but is it really a lie if you're really just talking to the Algo's?

 

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XT-l-_3y0

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:43 | 6610538 order66
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Spotted: Dudley during his speech this morning. http://i.imgur.com/MBlS7Wr.gif

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:55 | 6610603 toady
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Why was he lying?  Because his lips were moving. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:10 | 6610695 venturen
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Because he paid to!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:11 | 6610704 Oldwood
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But don't those who truly love us HAVE to lie to us for our own good?

I mean if they REALLY love us??

All I want is for someone to really care.....

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:41 | 6610936 All Risk No Reward
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The claimed "dual mandate" is a lie.  The real mandate is singular - to keep credit and monetary aggregates commensurate with the long term production capacity (eventually actualized GDP) of the United States.  Search "Federal Reserve Act Section 2A" and read it yourself.

The problem is that I mention this verifiable fact and I can't recall a ZeroHedge commenter ever commenting on this foundational lie used to occult their CRIMINAL DEBT-MONEY BUBBLE BLOWING SOCIETAL ASSET STRIPPING OPERATION.

The mandate is written so that, IF THEY FOLLOW THE SINGULAR MANDATE, they are supposed to achieve multiple objectives (and there are more than two now!).

In Orwellian fashion, they swapped the expected results of following the mandate with the mandate itself in order to conceal the fact that they've broken the mandate for 30 something years running (excepting the 2009/2009 collapse).

In equal Orwellian fashion, the masses doublethink their way out of dealing with this in-your-face privately controlled Federal Reserve BLACK LETTER LAW CRIME.

And this is to say nothing that these "laws:" HAVE NOT PENALTIES IF BROKEN!

SUCKAH!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 12:29 | 6611539 Oracle of Kypseli
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We collectively can beat them by a non-participation into this rigged game. Can all of us honestly say no more gambling in the Wall street casino?

Judging from comments, I doubt that we can. Some have stopped and some still short stocks waiting for thr big reset while the fed burns them.

We can beat them stay out

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:44 | 6610541 Silver Bug
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Doesn't everyone involved in the financial industry lie these days? Isn't it in their blood??

 

http://jimrickards.blogspot.ca/

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:13 | 6610579 pndr4495
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Many of us formerly employed exchange floor refugees UNDERSTAND what due diligence and fiduciary responsibility are, but now it is immaterial.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:15 | 6610725 Oldwood
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Yes, immaterial.

The only thing that matters now is which way the stampeding herd will run next, and if you can influence its direction.

Will there be steak for dinner or hoove tracks on your back?

I'm staying out of it, accepting my role as collateral damage. Maybe an extra on "the walking dead".

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:56 | 6610608 Cosmicserpent
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Ain't it good to be a Bankster?

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:35 | 6610491 101 years and c...
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because, when shit gets serious, you have to lie - Juncker

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:36 | 6610492 two hoots
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"Because I am a scorpion"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:36 | 6610493 SofaPapa
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What's he supposed to tell, the truth?

<<chuckle>>

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:36 | 6610495 dmger14
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"When things get bad, lie."

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:36 | 6610496 Bastiat
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It is orderly . . . relative  to the gold or  silver markets.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:37 | 6610497 Dr. Engali
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Oh, I know! Because he's a banker? 

 

What did I win Tyler?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:41 | 6610521 NoDebt
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More chocolate rations.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:42 | 6610531 Dr. Engali
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I was really hoping for a Spider-Man towel too. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:48 | 6610565 NoDebt
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You can borrow mine when I'm done crying into it.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:56 | 6610605 messymerry
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Call him by his proper name Doc, he's a BWANKER!!!

;-D   

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:11 | 6610703 venturen
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That ain't Chocolate!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:37 | 6610501 Farmer Joe in B...
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It's not "lying"...it's called "fedspeak".

Christ, are you new here, Tyler..??

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:38 | 6610502 Raoul_Luke
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Fed Speak = Lying

 

They lie because they have to.  The truth is too ugly.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:38 | 6610505 youngman
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Just trying to calm the sheeple.....dont run..walk to the cliff....

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:12 | 6610710 negative rates
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......Then stand and look     down.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:38 | 6610506 GRDguy
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Why change now? Feds been lying since they were formed.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:39 | 6610508 Doubleguns
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Could he just be a mouth piece? It all depends on which puppet cord is pulled as to what comes out of his mouth. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:43 | 6610540 hotrod
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He said  RELATIVELY

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:46 | 6610555 SgtShaftoe
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It must be getting serious then. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:48 | 6610564 pndr4495
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Maybe, just maybe, he was nudging Griffin and Citadel to start moving other HFTs aside with that ALGO comment - sort of like hiding in plain sight to keep with the militarization of trading. Every order is ambushed now, just to different degrees. Arrest the computers !!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:54 | 6610591 gmak
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He was OK and made sense right up until his lips started moving.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:55 | 6610596 pine_marten
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OMG!!!!!!  A 0.001 percenter lied!!!  The horror of it......

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:59 | 6610628 Solio
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Yes, thank you Bill, that will be the fall.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:10 | 6610691 venturen
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I thought the heading said "Bill Dudley Why Are You Living"...alas it wasn't

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:12 | 6610708 Hohum
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It's just entertainment!  (Imagine Ethel Merman singing "Everything's Coming Up Roses")

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:13 | 6610714 NoWayJose
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And yesterday we saw an article asking whether the Chinese were brilliant or clueless -- no need for such a question with the Fed!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:17 | 6610738 Oldwood
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They must be fucking geniuses and the rest of us complete idiots, for who would have thought it would have worked for this long?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:34 | 6610879 fowlerja
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That's why his last name start as Dud..

1. a thing that fails to work properly or is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:53 | 6611026 Herdee
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For anyone who missed it here's Dudley's opinion:

http://www.newyorkfed.org/newsevents/speeches/2015/dud150930.html

She's a long read.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:24 | 6611235 withglee
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Then he stated confidently that

  • DUDLEY: HASN’T BEEN A SHORTAGE OF TREASURIES IN MARKETPLACE

The problem is TBAC has completely refuted that...

  • TBAC: THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF TREASURIES IN MARKETPLACE

Treasuries are government promises to complete trades ... and they always default. Thus, a shortage of such promises from that deadbeat is a good thing ... a very very good thing.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 12:00 | 6611412 TongueStun
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Asking why a jew banker is lying? 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 12:54 | 6611647 Bunga Bunga
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Someone must be lying in the FED.

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