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Jim Cramer Will No Longer Respond To "Twitter Trolls"

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A silver lining among the carnage of September's market?

 

 

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Wed, 09/30/2015 - 08:57 | 6610288 Aknownymouse
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I am a twitter troll. I don't watch CNBC trolls

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:03 | 6610302 VinceFostersGhost
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No Longer Respond To "Twitter Trolls"

 

What will I do now?

 

Darn dang......dang darn.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:05 | 6610325 AlaricBalth
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Jim Cramer ‏@jimcramer

Is Bear Stearns still safe to buy???

#jimcramerisabloviatedbuffoon

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:10 | 6610356 Infinite QE
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LEAP calls look cheap.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:27 | 6610437 Four chan
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remember when twitter came out how hard all the cheerleaders on cnbc were selling it to us, they just couldn't shut the fuck up about how great it was. well just like the mind control experiment facebook, it has become a monster and a chanel for the id as it was easily predictable to be. cramer red pilled.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:55 | 6610602 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Hmmm " is done answering stock questions on Twitter".  I thought stock questions are ones you make up yourself to softball your way through with prepared answers.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:50 | 6611004 HowdyDoody
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People are still trolling Cramer? Why bother? Is he trolling himself to keep his name in the news?

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:52 | 6611011 ATM
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Isn't giving investment advice a regulated activity? How can Cramer give people individual advice without a license? 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:01 | 6610633 ebworthen
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Yup, just look at that face in the video clip; he's a kid on the playground that just got beat up by a couple girls and wants his Mom.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:27 | 6610446 TongueStun
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What a fucking pussy

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:27 | 6610819 Chupacabra-322
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Pussy? Kramer's the biggest Troll whore there is. Now he'll have Zero ratings.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:02 | 6611091 Crash Overide
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Jim Kramer and Mad Money is purely "entertainment" and anyone who believes otherwise is a fool and deserves what they get for taking Jimmy's advice.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:26 | 6610428 pndr4495
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I recall the mania when The New York Mercantile Exchange ( symbol NMX ) opened for trading on the NYSE, and Cramer was pushing that BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY button. How did that work out for the buyers?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:39 | 6610516 Pure Evil
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He's nothing more than a used car salesman pushing WS snake oil.

Caveat Emptor!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 12:09 | 6611457 auntiesocial
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anything I would say has already been said... so all I got... is...

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SHILL!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:39 | 6610512 junction
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Seconds ago, out of the blue, Jim Cramer on Squawk Box started pushing At&T and its DirectTV subsidiary, saying At&T "may be the cheap one."  How much AT&T paid Cramer for that bogus tip I don't know.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:11 | 6610697 rubiconsolutions
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Is that the guy who replaced Jon Stewart at Comedy Central?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 08:57 | 6610289 Dr. Engali
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Poor Jim Cramer's pussy is sore.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:04 | 6610321 highandwired
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May God have mercy on this criminal because I know regular people won't.

 

When the SHTF, the sheople will hang this fucker from a lamp post.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:14 | 6610374 VinceFostersGhost
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Send him back to the Daily Show.....bring back John Stewart for the reunion.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:17 | 6610389 Pure Evil
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For a second there I thought he was gonna "Pull A Boehner" and start crying.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 08:57 | 6610292 Ignatius
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Well played, Jim.  Stonewalling has a proven record of success.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 08:57 | 6610294 I AM SULLY
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YAY! WE WON!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:00 | 6610310 Farmer Joe in B...
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Damn...!!

Just when I was about to join the narcissistic Twitter horde..!!

It's all good. I will join the next social media fad that lets me share with the world just how awesome I am.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:31 | 6610464 Arnold
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Might think harder, now that the Snowman is a participant.

 

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:32 | 6610468 DeadFred
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I truly enjoy posting photos of me patting myself on the back, it's what life is about!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:02 | 6610317 Freddie
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This front running POS should be in jail.   When he had his hedge fund he used to whsiper stories in Maria's ear to front run his book.  Son of Madoff douchebag.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:04 | 6610324 economessed
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Oh gee -- I thought the microblogging site famous for its condensation of a rich, colorful language into its snarkiest, most superficial elements matched Cramer's intellect so well. Sigh.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:20 | 6610403 Pure Evil
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Ouch!

Two birds with one stone, well played grasshopper.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:06 | 6610330 Keltner Channel Surf
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When even Bullard calls you a cheerleader for stocks (which didn't stop Jimbo from saying, at Monday's big down open, that he "hasn't liked stocks here for awhile"), you know you're now a parody of a self-parody.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:22 | 6610411 Slomotrainwreck
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hasn't liked stocks here for awhile

 

his a while starts at the time he woke up to the opening bell.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:08 | 6610337 Smegley Wanxalot
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What are we trolls to do without Jim Cramer's enlightened genius?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:09 | 6610350 tarsubil
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I am Jim's sad sandy vagina. :'(

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:11 | 6610363 swanpoint
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#butthurt

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:11 | 6610364 firstdivision
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Okay, if that's what it takes to get him off twitter, how does one become a TV troll?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:13 | 6610716 hxc
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Best comment.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:13 | 6610371 Berspankme
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Dammit I was trying to get a bear stearns tip

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:15 | 6610377 abyssinian
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Clown Cramer and Dennis Gartman should start a circus together.  

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:20 | 6610404 LoneStarHog
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Better...Grand Canyon tours...Jackasses are in big demand

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:23 | 6610418 Throwinghammers
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He's definitely butt hurt!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:28 | 6610450 pachanguero
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Hang him after a fair trial.....

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:29 | 6610453 TongueStun
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...just another lying socialist jew on TV

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:30 | 6610459 TheAntiProgressive
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Couldn't ansswer the relevant questions with any kind of coherence so he quit.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:40 | 6610487 Arnold
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As a non cognoscenti, I find virtually all twits unreadable.

 

 

(and if they don't start turning eyeballs into revenue, they are toast as well)

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:35 | 6610488 The Axe
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AMEN BROTHER!!!!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:42 | 6610528 The Count
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Finally! Less wasted bandwidth.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:45 | 6610546 Squid Viscous
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Jim I went all in on BABA and GoPro, like you said... can't wait for my 3rd Qtr. statement!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:46 | 6610554 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Cramer won't respond to twitter, eh? Could someone please post Cramer's home address, email address, and home telephone number? I have a few questions I would like to ask.

 

Run Bambi run.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:52 | 6610582 arbwhore
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Snowden reaches 1M followers.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 09:56 | 6610612 gmak
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It all makes sense when you understand that AT HIS PEAK, he never managed more than $250 million. That's nothing - especially given that it was in the heyday of the dotcom bubble.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:04 | 6610659 tommylicious
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How DARE you insult the trolls!!!  FUCK YOU, CRAMER!!!     BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:10 | 6610696 Government need...
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Dont forget to line Cramer up, when the banksters meet the gibbet.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:25 | 6610802 SharkBit
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Next up will be that other dickhead - Gartman.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:38 | 6610911 fowlerja
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So Jim is being a quitter on twitter...has a nice ring to it..

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:43 | 6610953 2muchtax
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#BringBackOurCramerTwit

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:44 | 6610961 world_debt_slave
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pot calling kettle black

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:44 | 6610963 user2011
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It is the pleading the fifth online.   such a scammer.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:49 | 6610996 roadhazard
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"Jimmy Jam, the Jimster, Jungle Jiim, Jimbo, Ji ...

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:18 | 6611036 NuYawkFrankie
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Don't sweat the trolls, Jim'bro. They only hate you for your fantastic stock picks.

(Hey - thanks for that fantastic call to "go long, long & long" Enron a few years back. I'm still counting the cash ;)

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 10:55 | 6611041 RSDallas
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Waaaaaa, waaaaaa, waaaaa!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:38 | 6611300 SirBarksAlot
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Personally, I owe Jim a lot. 

It was when he prounounced to buy Chevron at $80 because "every stock that hits $80 goes to $120" that I started looking under the hood.

BTW, does CNBC force its pundits to do drug testing?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:56 | 6611399 Yen Cross
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  Jim Cramer was found out to be an albino Smurf, and trolls love to eat Smurfs.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 12:30 | 6611545 VWAndy
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 Thanks guys!

 Can we find the question/s that did it? I would buy a beer for the cats that ran off this rat. Good job atta boy!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:58 | 6612375 Magooo
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Does anyone have this jerk off's email address? 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 17:54 | 6613225 Lucky Leprachaun
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What beats me is how anybody at all pays this corrupt POS any attention given his endless list of disastrous recommendations.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 18:16 | 6613317 Sparehead
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Boo-Waah, Skidaddy!

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