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Overheard At The Pentagon: "Right Now, We Are Putin's Prison Bitch"

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Those who frequent these pages are well aware of what’s happened to Washington’s strategy in Syria over the past several weeks. Russia’s dramatic move to enter the fray has left the US trapped, as the West attempts to hang on to a narrative that’s no longer convincing even to a largely ignorant public. 

Now, the only thing left to do is either stand down and let Moscow do as it pleases in support of the Assad regime, or else get on board and acquiesce to the inevitable. 

Or, summed up in simpler terms...

 

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Wed, 09/30/2015 - 19:43 | 6613640 Spiritof42
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Caption:

Putin thinking to himself, "He looks like he has shit on his hands."

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 19:47 | 6613651 ozziindaus
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"I met a real chocolate face, no makeup"

http://youtu.be/EgA7EzVnA4A

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 19:59 | 6613670 QuickFrozen
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Putin going to take over the world. Only nuke can stop him. Right now.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:13 | 6614162 Baby Bladeface
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No offense, and you're fucked.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 04:09 | 6614732 dreadnaught
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Marijauna induced drivel...

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:13 | 6613729 silverstud
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Obama to Kerry:

The banks have one of my balls in their hand and Putin has the other. What's the answer?

Kerry to Obama:

Chop Suey and start swinging

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:14 | 6613730 Vidar
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Who is "we"? The Pentagram and its MIC masters may be feeling like a bitch right now, and they deserve to, but I and many other Americans are cheering for Putin to make them look like the fools that they are.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:42 | 6613831 MeBizarro
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I highly doubt that American public support for Putin in Syria would be higher than 20-30% at best. 

As for the Pentagon and US MIC, they are loving this.  They can play up the Russian 'bogeyman' and even better yet sell all kind of new goodies to the Saudis, Gulf States, Egyptians, Jordanians, Turks, etc.  $$$

Hell every GOP clown running for President has vowed to expand if not massively the DOD budget. 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:09 | 6615046 conscious being
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Dream on. The dollar's dying. The money is gone.

Sun, 10/04/2015 - 14:07 | 6628613 Flagit
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no one gives a fuck what you think. grow up, conscious cunt

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:19 | 6613741 Able Ape
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That was a very MORONIC gesture by Barry which certainly reinforces the fact that he is clueless....If one had one functioning brain cell that should have been sufficient to NOT even think of offering ones hand under the circumstances - dumb fuck.....

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:22 | 6613752 lakecity55
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"Sqeal lahk a pig, chief joints!"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:31 | 6613786 goldenbuddha454
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Ahh geez, salad tossed with Russian dressing!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:36 | 6613809 bankonzhongguo
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I think the take away in all of this - especially for all the junior officers and other PhD arm chair neocon generals is that you will never "win" a war if you don't hold the ground.

As all the Drug Wars, AfPak I, Iraq I, Balken War 3, AfPak 2, Iraq 2, Libya 1, Yemen and now the trans-Syrian Iraq ISIS fuck-show  have shown (look the fuck at that list!!!!!!!!!!!!), is that you can sit in an air conditioned trailer at Creech AFB or some task group in Virgina running your missions and think you hold the ground.

Look at that list of high-tech air operations. You might now a lot  but for frack-sake you don't control the ground - you don't control anything.

You loiter away for 14 years and guess what.  Those kids are now full-breed warriors. And you made them.

This start-spangled failure in American remote warfare will lead to a strategic arms race of land-based drones - able to hold the ground indefinitely - making entire regions no-man's lands.

You will see systems be deployed that loiter for weeks.  Wake up on IR movement. Operate all weather. and have near 100% kill ratios. Add a pinch of "swarm" and entire villages, towns and cities will taken off the map.

Frightening.

 

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:46 | 6613850 MeBizarro
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This and the willingness of politicans and generals to deploy drones too.  if an american pilot gets shot down and held captive on tv/social media, it resonates on the nightly news in the US.  if a global hawk gets downed, oh well.  just buy 2 more.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 02:54 | 6614678 OTMPut
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And WTF do you do with noman's lands?

The Airforce has a huge vested interest in playing up the effectiveness of air ops. You need the budget to keep all those stars in jobs and get more.

Sheer bombing has never been proven as effective for anything beyond a tactical support for ground ops. Except may be you are looking at a nuke first strike (and that is still a hypothetical scenario).

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:03 | 6613922 MeBizarro
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Putin's committed forces even if they are equalized are still in the even south of Syria and aren't going to move the needle.  They'll just keep Assad in the game and at the table which is the point.  Trade up on him if necessary for more important things including on Ukraine, Central Asia, and financial matters at homee that shitty since some of the sanctions have been imposed. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:03 | 6614326 Bazza McKenzie
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I think you'll find Russia doesn't trade away allies.  That's a US practice (due in at least part to the wild swings in policy you get moving between Republican and Democrat administrations).

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:15 | 6615066 conscious being
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Bizzaro are you living in a cave? You didn't get the message? You hasbras are supposed to be doing a stand down on this one. Bibi went to Moscow. He wants out. He's already said good-bye to his Syrian terror pals. You should too.

Sun, 10/04/2015 - 14:09 | 6628622 Flagit
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no one gives a fuck what you think. grow up, conscious cunt

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:35 | 6614032 yomutti
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Well, the PantyGone isn't Putin's bitch, but ZH certainly is.

I wonder how much Putin pays for every skull-fuck of ZH readers?

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:01 | 6614119 ncdirtdigger
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wouldn't you feel more at home on Yahoo?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:40 | 6614418 Freddie
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Maybe Free Republic filled with Jonathan Pollard Bibi-Loving "conservatives" or Huff Po filled with brain dead libtards.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:21 | 6614185 Baby Bladeface
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Wow! Aggressive whiner! Sew tits, grow a beard and the next Eurovision...

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:12 | 6614361 Clowns on Acid
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yo mutti ...STFU

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:18 | 6615080 conscious being
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1 week and 1 day.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 04:08 | 6614730 dreadnaught
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How much does Oblama pay YOU to write such fairy tales?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:00 | 6614114 jmaloy5365
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ZHers need to understand something that may be very important.

Putin IS a better chess player but the U.S. may have a BIGGER chess "piece"

In a false flag event.

I know someone that verified for me that works at nuclear weapons facilities that there is nothing preventing the US from using RUSSIAN nuclear weapons THAT WE HAVE been processing and detonating it ANYWHERE and through isotopic analysis blame it on the Russians.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:03 | 6614129 Wahooo
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And vice versa.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:16 | 6614141 jmaloy5365
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Vice versa?

The Russians are not processing old nuclear bomds from the US.

BUT the US is processing RUSSIAN bombs.

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 02:20 | 6614648 Haager
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You're kind of naive.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 10:49 | 6615820 Bankster Kibble
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I can see a false flag happening, although I think the probability is still small.  However we should remember that the treaty we made with Russia to process old fuel is about to expire. 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 06:23 | 6614840 Bub Ba
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You claim to "know someone" that "verified" for you that the US is going to deteonate a "Russian nuclear weapon?" 

 

You are a nut case.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:15 | 6614167 whatsupdoc
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My prediction ...

Russia, China and Iran to 'free' Syria and Iraq of the 'terrorists' for the cost to Iraq of proclaiming a new country for the Kurds across the top of Iraq.  The additional benefits to Russia and China are a permanent rail link to the new silk road from the Russian port of Tarsus.  The land link for China and Russia into the Mediterranean will mean a massive amount of trade to Europe from China.

 

:-)

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 01:53 | 6614622 Free_Spirit
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yep, this has been well thought through the very fact China is so well on board shows some serious planning has been done on a future model.  If Obama and kerry hadn't behaved like a couple of dumb-asses they might have been part of this solution, instead of just bitching from the sidelines. 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 00:15 | 6614501 onmail1
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A gay man is actually born possesed with female co-inhabiting the same body I believe.

In that case, it is bitchObamma & his/her bitchez pirates euroPeons

West is only doing this:

Release the disease 

release the terrorists

Pretend to attack terrorists - but do little.

let Syria get infected and let it kill Assad,

Then afterwards move in and retake Syria and

the oil business in the hands of west (actually cabals)
----------- 

West has become evil

The only way kill west is to stop using Dollar & Euro

STOP USING DOLLAR NOW ,

DOLLAR IS HARAM MUSLIMS

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 02:20 | 6614649 message
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Criminal putin regime propaganda has great fantasy :D Now they don't need any source at all to invent stories. They now use term "Overheard At [what ever place]" to "prove" their point.

But there are some pathetic creatures that buy such fantasies based on nothing.

But reality don't change from that. Look who is master and who has here pathetic puppy eyes waitting for attention :D

https://youtu.be/ZWLe1Vp3R8w

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 02:53 | 6614677 BurningBetty
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Calling Putin "regime" criminal? Please...the West(i.e the US) and Isreal are being undressed for the whole world to see. Are you one of the Putins bitches now? Getting a bit cranky? 

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 04:07 | 6614729 dreadnaught
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why do you invent such drivel propaganda, paid for by the CIA?

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 05:15 | 6614780 Victor999
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It's hard to smile when you have a Mossad dick up your ass, isn't it!

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 06:08 | 6614823 I AM SULLY
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You really need to ease up on Obama's cock.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 03:04 | 6614680 OTMPut
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What impresses me is the speed with which the Ruskies moved.

You had Putin ruling out ground forces in CBS interview. Then he made an UN speech in terms of needing international cooperation etc.

The next day he asks for approval from Duma and suddenly, boom the show has begun. Apparently the yanks got just an hour's notice.

Imagine the scramble in Langley to evacuate "assets". I wishe they did not tell them exactly where they are going to drop the bad boys. However, knowing Putin and Lavrov, they would have thrown a bone to their "partners".

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 06:45 | 6614871 Jungle Jim
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Putin: "You wish! Don't flatter yourself!"

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:19 | 6615084 Pumpkin
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I think Putin may have a good idea of the origin of ISIS.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:24 | 6615105 1033eruth
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Too bad we can't do polls.  The number of "bitch" jokes about Obama multiply.  

So if you want to call Obama a "bitch", does that mean Syria is our sole and separate property to do with as we wish?  

Are we in some sort of competition with Russia as to who can drop the most bombs on Syria?  

So in effect, the "bitch" jokes are really all about how much money you'd like to spend towards the Syrian MIC effort?  Here's my wallet, do what you will with it, because media has determined we can't be second to Putin?  

How about it "bitches".  Are you chompin' at the bit to see how much money we can spend on war?   

Should do another poll to see how many people would like to go back to WWII rationing just so we don't end up #2 in flushing money down the toilet.  

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:41 | 6615171 madcows
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What's wrong with letting Russia take the lead on this one?

Haven't we already destabilized enough countries with our democracy making?

Oh, and aren't we bankrupt, too?  Let Russia take care of it.

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