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Is This The Scariest Chart In America This Week?

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Either, a) BLS payrolls data is entirely 'made-up', or b) US jobs are being created in some other regions than the six major Fed surveys. Either way, this chart will strike fear into the heart of Janet Yellen as she 'hopes" for some cover for her rate-hike... before the whole house of cards collapses...

 

 

Are we about to see the negative payroll print that confirms a) No Fed rate-hike, and b) No Recovery?

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:46 | 6613849 Spungo
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She jizzes in her pants at graphs like this because it means she can print more money.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:54 | 6613884 alphamentalist
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dude...

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:03 | 6613924 Muddy1
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I'm sick and tired of al the pop up ads when I come to this site, especially TD Amertrade.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:13 | 6613949 indygo55
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Muddy, There are like dozens of ways to stop the popups from disrupting your ZH experience. Stop complaining about that. It makes you look stooopid.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:27 | 6613994 DeadFred
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But, but if we use AdBlock we will miss out on those ads from The Street on how Jim Cramer will make fortunes for us!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:14 | 6613957 skunzie
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Install Adblock on your computer.  It works wonders at keeping those annoying ads off your system.  I found it at:  https://getadblock.com/  I hope this helps you and your sanity!  It made my computing experience much better.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:19 | 6613977 MD
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Download the AdBlock Plus browser extension.  I don't see any ads on this site.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:35 | 6614027 cheech_wizard
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I also use Ghostery to block trackers.

https://www.ghostery.com/en/

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 03:10 | 6614688 Sir SpeaksALot
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Adblock plus, son. and stop whining.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 03:54 | 6614717 RockySpears
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You know, if I owned the Adblock (maybe AdBlock) company, I would have some people visit heavily advertised forums, get them to whine about adverts and presto!

 

Half a dozen well-intentioned posters become my sales reps.

 

I have done it myself, but the thought just occurred to me.  Oviously the reason I am not in sales

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:02 | 6613921 junction
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Clown Car Alert: Janet Yellen has left the building.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:37 | 6614411 cheka
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as if...

the big drama is if the thing bumps a quarter pt...but still below 1%

wake me up when 5%

less than that is just continuing nyc holiday bonus pool orgy

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:06 | 6613928 BandGap
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Uh, not keen on biology, are you?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:54 | 6614099 Wahooo
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"She"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:47 | 6613853 farragut
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A) No rate hike.  - Check

B) No recovery.  - Double check

C) QE(n) straight to the peeps via helicopter.  "On the way, boss!"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:49 | 6613862 Dr. Engali
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Like I said earlier, it's going to be interesting watching Yellen have another stroke when she's forced to backtrack from her backtracking.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:51 | 6613871 Mark Mywords
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I know I can't be the only one who has visions of Fred Sanford saying "This is the big one Elizabeth".

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:13 | 6613934 BandGap
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You are an old one.

"Shut up, Grady".

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:15 | 6613962 Mark Mywords
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I am. Turned 45 last week.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:43 | 6614060 undertow1141
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I miss Lamont's eye roll every time.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:46 | 6614071 booboo
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Because Lamont shot his other eye out in real life

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:25 | 6614197 Doubleguns
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You sure you do not have the wrong Lamont. The one referred to here is alive and well.

 

From Wikipedia.

Demond Wilson[4] (born October 13, 1946) is an American actor, author, and pastor. He is best known for his role as Lamont Sanford, in the 1970s NBC sitcom Sanford and Son.[5][6]

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:50 | 6613867 101 years and c...
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QE working so well in europe and japan right now as their stocks tank.  if us talks qe, all "markets" tank even faster with the destruction of the yen carry.  

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:50 | 6613869 Rektors
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Not gonna be a rate hike....EVER!  Long GLD & SLV Call options.....precious metals to da Moon!  + a few Bitcoins..just in casssssse.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:53 | 6613881 Tinky
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"We have seen...um...a delay in the...um...expected pace of recovery as...um...the headwinds have not yet fully abated."

"However..."

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:55 | 6613885 surf0766
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QE4 and a rate hike

The progressive agenda to destroy the world must continue

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:02 | 6613919 Mark Mywords
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Yes because it's part of the progressive thinking to give money to bankers and corporations at the expense of the people. That's not at all fascist.

Lunatic.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:16 | 6613965 surf0766
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Yes it is. Do be hung up on terms.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:26 | 6613992 Mark Mywords
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Well as Rush Limbaugh taught us, words mean things.

What you think is progressivism, is actually fascism.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:44 | 6614064 undertow1141
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I keep telling Democrats that too, but they never hear me.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:32 | 6615069 falak pema
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There are three forms of fascism prevalent today.

By fascism I mean a top down despotic system that precludes all bottom up "we the people" inputs, which is the definition of western democracy since the days of Pericles.

For it to work it needs : A rubber stamp legislature and a rubber stamp judiciary that aligns itself to an executive that works for a "grand scheme, an imperial mindset" based on its hidden power structure (not visible to the eyes of the electors) and its FAKE value systems; aka total regulatory capture and a centralized executive with all powers via a police/military state.

Lets list them :

1° Theocracy that reposes either on a "divine right king" (Saud) or a divine right Papacy (iran). Their value system is their interpretation of the HOLY BOOK of their choice. History has proven that dogma and politics do not mix and lead to just the opposite of what the Holy Books encourage. Enuff said, as the rivers of blood never stop running to defend a faith based on  "the chosen" , "love" or "peace", since Abraham came on planet Earth.

2° Statist Despotism à la Jacobin/Marxist/Nazi/Mussolinian fascist model : National socialism and "bogey man" type elimination of those who don't fit the "ideal purity of regime" or who openly dissent. The classical totalitarian state model bequeathed by the Euorpean time line of 20 th century.

3° COrporatocracy Despotism via monopoly Capitalism.

This model is inverted totalitarianism. Its the PRIVATE sector Oligarchs that USE the financial clout of monopoly type markets to run the STATE apparatus of elected in Congress as their PAID and surrogate henchmen.

This is the current Pax Americana model and its gone virally elitist after Nixonian Reserve/petrodollar/MIC hegemony that further spawned Reaganomic's debasement to Home middle class's interests--by making them supine consumerists at the expense of their rights of citizens who elect and control the due process of law--- in first world.

The Neo-con mantra rules the roost!

To thus put the LEVERS of POWER in democratic west under their own control along with their militarist control of foreign territories via surrogate regimes (soft "buddy-buddy" neo-colonialism as in ME oil patch) with those who fit into their mindset, IRRESPECtiVE OF THEIR OWN VALUE systems (often a total negation of the west's own value systems and corresponding to those  listed in #1 and #2 above).

The death of the true "progressive and liberal" movement in the West has allowed the people of western democracies, under the control of media monopolies feeding soporific entertainment, to convert responsible citizenship into dumbed down consumerism in a "Brave New world" type syndrome.

We all know we need a state of elected to make Pericles's dream come true, time and again, all the while avoiding that the state becomes despotic or that private interests over-rule the interests of the majority.

Balance between Charybdis (State whirlpool) and Scylla (hard rock of Oligarchy arrogance).

Never go to Imperialism or hegemony to achieve this!

That's History's lesson.

Until we enter the age of CYBORG, artificial intelligence and its inevitable dystopia!

Who said Sisyphus is dead?

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 18:35 | 6618236 trader1
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that was a ponder

+1

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:57 | 6613897 Atomizer
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BLS is a victim our their own Propaganda. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:58 | 6613900 Mark Mywords
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I can't find the predictions for September 2008 nonfarm payroll report but looking back, I distinctly remember that it disappointed and 159000 jobs were lost that month.

I think we get a similar result this Friday.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:00 | 6613908 buzzsaw99
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janet yellen doesn't give a flying fuck about usa jobs

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:00 | 6613913 CHoward
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The whole house of cards IS collapsing!!  Just look around.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:13 | 6613946 surf0766
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As Dear Leader planned

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:04 | 6613925 Amish Hacker
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That chart will look a lot less scary after the Ministry of Truth removes the residual seasonality.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:07 | 6613929 apberusdisvet
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5 pinnochios for BLS figures, or any government economic statistics

 

100 pinnochios for anything said by the NAR, especially Larry Yun, or Zandi

 

500 pinnochios for any MSM Syrian analyst  (usually ex-military neocons)

 

GO VLAD!!!

 

 

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:12 | 6613944 surf0766
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The formula always wins

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:18 | 6613970 combatsnoopy
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Those no longer in the workforce rose to 94,031 in August from 93,770.  http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS15000000

The U-6 data in Los Angeles is 16%  http://www.bls.gov/lau/stalt15q2.htm 
U-6 is drastically different from U-1 across the board.

These finance people are psycho.  

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:19 | 6613972 Hohum
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I say a)

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:19 | 6613974 Atomizer
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If 25 basis points collapses the market, it serves them right to get hunted down and killed. Through Alan Greenspan, we gradually cut 1/4 point to arrive at zero over time. The global plan failed. 

Era Of Shattered Illusions - YouTube

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:38 | 6614042 arbwhore
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Tankan survey drops 3 points. Bombs away.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:33 | 6614054 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Red represents reported data

Dark blue represents expectations

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:00 | 6614115 ajkreider
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Surveys focus on manufacturing. Two words. Service economy.

We ain't going negative until claims jump 100k.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:33 | 6614205 Atomizer
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Regarding the service industry. Jack up minimum wage to raise the food and beverage sector. GDP will have a limp dick. It's cheaper to buy expensive food and cook at home. You can pocket the 20% gratuity.

Unless you have a wife that shudders at the site of a oven, pot, stove or mixing water in the bathroom sink to shave her legs . Send her to wife school. 

http://www.killsometime.com/videos/2618/Wife-School

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:30 | 6614216 Atomizer
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All kidding aside, my wife is the perfect women. I'm blessed and lucky. 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 05:54 | 6614808 22winmag
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She buys you guns and ammo for Christmas and your birthday?

 

She pours you bourbon for lunch and dinner?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:46 | 6614275 o r c k
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How'd you get more than one ?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:01 | 6614317 Rock On Roger
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Hehe

 

"Don't shoot

Let'm burn"

 

I'm watchen a moovee.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:02 | 6614320 Rock On Roger
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On the teevee.

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