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Is This The Scariest Chart In America This Week?
Either, a) BLS payrolls data is entirely 'made-up', or b) US jobs are being created in some other regions than the six major Fed surveys. Either way, this chart will strike fear into the heart of Janet Yellen as she 'hopes" for some cover for her rate-hike... before the whole house of cards collapses...
Are we about to see the negative payroll print that confirms a) No Fed rate-hike, and b) No Recovery?
h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer
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She jizzes in her pants at graphs like this because it means she can print more money.
dude...
I'm sick and tired of al the pop up ads when I come to this site, especially TD Amertrade.
Muddy, There are like dozens of ways to stop the popups from disrupting your ZH experience. Stop complaining about that. It makes you look stooopid.
But, but if we use AdBlock we will miss out on those ads from The Street on how Jim Cramer will make fortunes for us!
Install Adblock on your computer. It works wonders at keeping those annoying ads off your system. I found it at: https://getadblock.com/ I hope this helps you and your sanity! It made my computing experience much better.
Download the AdBlock Plus browser extension. I don't see any ads on this site.
I also use Ghostery to block trackers.
https://www.ghostery.com/en/
Adblock plus, son. and stop whining.
You know, if I owned the Adblock (maybe AdBlock) company, I would have some people visit heavily advertised forums, get them to whine about adverts and presto!
Half a dozen well-intentioned posters become my sales reps.
I have done it myself, but the thought just occurred to me. Oviously the reason I am not in sales
Clown Car Alert: Janet Yellen has left the building.
as if...
the big drama is if the thing bumps a quarter pt...but still below 1%
wake me up when 5%
less than that is just continuing nyc holiday bonus pool orgy
Uh, not keen on biology, are you?
"She"
A) No rate hike. - Check
B) No recovery. - Double check
C) QE(n) straight to the peeps via helicopter. "On the way, boss!"
Like I said earlier, it's going to be interesting watching Yellen have another stroke when she's forced to backtrack from her backtracking.
I know I can't be the only one who has visions of Fred Sanford saying "This is the big one Elizabeth".
You are an old one.
"Shut up, Grady".
I am. Turned 45 last week.
I miss Lamont's eye roll every time.
Because Lamont shot his other eye out in real life
You sure you do not have the wrong Lamont. The one referred to here is alive and well.
From Wikipedia.
Demond Wilson[4] (born October 13, 1946) is an American actor, author, and pastor. He is best known for his role as Lamont Sanford, in the 1970s NBC sitcom Sanford and Son.[5][6]
QE working so well in europe and japan right now as their stocks tank. if us talks qe, all "markets" tank even faster with the destruction of the yen carry.
Not gonna be a rate hike....EVER! Long GLD & SLV Call options.....precious metals to da Moon! + a few Bitcoins..just in casssssse.
"We have seen...um...a delay in the...um...expected pace of recovery as...um...the headwinds have not yet fully abated."
"However..."
QE4 and a rate hike
The progressive agenda to destroy the world must continue
Yes because it's part of the progressive thinking to give money to bankers and corporations at the expense of the people. That's not at all fascist.
Lunatic.
Yes it is. Do be hung up on terms.
Well as Rush Limbaugh taught us, words mean things.
What you think is progressivism, is actually fascism.
I keep telling Democrats that too, but they never hear me.
There are three forms of fascism prevalent today.
By fascism I mean a top down despotic system that precludes all bottom up "we the people" inputs, which is the definition of western democracy since the days of Pericles.
For it to work it needs : A rubber stamp legislature and a rubber stamp judiciary that aligns itself to an executive that works for a "grand scheme, an imperial mindset" based on its hidden power structure (not visible to the eyes of the electors) and its FAKE value systems; aka total regulatory capture and a centralized executive with all powers via a police/military state.
Lets list them :
1° Theocracy that reposes either on a "divine right king" (Saud) or a divine right Papacy (iran). Their value system is their interpretation of the HOLY BOOK of their choice. History has proven that dogma and politics do not mix and lead to just the opposite of what the Holy Books encourage. Enuff said, as the rivers of blood never stop running to defend a faith based on "the chosen" , "love" or "peace", since Abraham came on planet Earth.
2° Statist Despotism à la Jacobin/Marxist/Nazi/Mussolinian fascist model : National socialism and "bogey man" type elimination of those who don't fit the "ideal purity of regime" or who openly dissent. The classical totalitarian state model bequeathed by the Euorpean time line of 20 th century.
3° COrporatocracy Despotism via monopoly Capitalism.
This model is inverted totalitarianism. Its the PRIVATE sector Oligarchs that USE the financial clout of monopoly type markets to run the STATE apparatus of elected in Congress as their PAID and surrogate henchmen.
This is the current Pax Americana model and its gone virally elitist after Nixonian Reserve/petrodollar/MIC hegemony that further spawned Reaganomic's debasement to Home middle class's interests--by making them supine consumerists at the expense of their rights of citizens who elect and control the due process of law--- in first world.
The Neo-con mantra rules the roost!
To thus put the LEVERS of POWER in democratic west under their own control along with their militarist control of foreign territories via surrogate regimes (soft "buddy-buddy" neo-colonialism as in ME oil patch) with those who fit into their mindset, IRRESPECtiVE OF THEIR OWN VALUE systems (often a total negation of the west's own value systems and corresponding to those listed in #1 and #2 above).
The death of the true "progressive and liberal" movement in the West has allowed the people of western democracies, under the control of media monopolies feeding soporific entertainment, to convert responsible citizenship into dumbed down consumerism in a "Brave New world" type syndrome.
We all know we need a state of elected to make Pericles's dream come true, time and again, all the while avoiding that the state becomes despotic or that private interests over-rule the interests of the majority.
Balance between Charybdis (State whirlpool) and Scylla (hard rock of Oligarchy arrogance).
Never go to Imperialism or hegemony to achieve this!
That's History's lesson.
Until we enter the age of CYBORG, artificial intelligence and its inevitable dystopia!
Who said Sisyphus is dead?
that was a ponder
+1
http://thefederalistpapers.integratedmarket.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/up...
BLS is a victim our their own Propaganda.
I can't find the predictions for September 2008 nonfarm payroll report but looking back, I distinctly remember that it disappointed and 159000 jobs were lost that month.
I think we get a similar result this Friday.
janet yellen doesn't give a flying fuck about usa jobs
The whole house of cards IS collapsing!! Just look around.
As Dear Leader planned
That chart will look a lot less scary after the Ministry of Truth removes the residual seasonality.
5 pinnochios for BLS figures, or any government economic statistics
100 pinnochios for anything said by the NAR, especially Larry Yun, or Zandi
500 pinnochios for any MSM Syrian analyst (usually ex-military neocons)
GO VLAD!!!
The formula always wins
Those no longer in the workforce rose to 94,031 in August from 93,770. http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS15000000
The U-6 data in Los Angeles is 16% http://www.bls.gov/lau/stalt15q2.htm
U-6 is drastically different from U-1 across the board.
These finance people are psycho.
I say a)
If 25 basis points collapses the market, it serves them right to get hunted down and killed. Through Alan Greenspan, we gradually cut 1/4 point to arrive at zero over time. The global plan failed.
Era Of Shattered Illusions - YouTube
Tankan survey drops 3 points. Bombs away.
Red represents reported data
Dark blue represents expectations
Surveys focus on manufacturing. Two words. Service economy.
We ain't going negative until claims jump 100k.
Regarding the service industry. Jack up minimum wage to raise the food and beverage sector. GDP will have a limp dick. It's cheaper to buy expensive food and cook at home. You can pocket the 20% gratuity.
Unless you have a wife that shudders at the site of a oven, pot, stove or mixing water in the bathroom sink to shave her legs . Send her to wife school.
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/2618/Wife-School
All kidding aside, my wife is the perfect women. I'm blessed and lucky.
She buys you guns and ammo for Christmas and your birthday?
She pours you bourbon for lunch and dinner?
How'd you get more than one ?
Hehe
"Don't shoot
Let'm burn"
I'm watchen a moovee.
On the teevee.