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Overheard (allegedly) at The UN...

 

 

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Wed, 09/30/2015 - 13:59 | 6612010 Dr. Engali
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That's racissssst.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:04 | 6612047 Looney
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Putin should’ve given 0bama a full set of chess pieces with a rusty’n squeaky BINGO SPINNER CAGE. ;-)

Looney

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:22 | 6612175 negative rates
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The whole world is now laughing.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:35 | 6612232 hedgeless_horseman
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

 

UN delgates don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:09 | 6612705 TongueStun
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"Won't it be wonderful to have our first black (halfbreed) President"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:33 | 6612848 Theosebes Goodfellow
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But,but,but... President Obama is the most respected US president overseas evah' according to the polls!

He's bona fide!

He's got a Peace Prize!

/sarc

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:04 | 6613926 Cruel Aid
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He's achieving everything he has attempted. He's doing great, if you are in that camp.

Anybody think this is a miscalculation, wake up

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:56 | 6614301 bigkahuna
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a republic....if we can keep it....

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 02:28 | 6614657 Pinch
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All this hatred of Obama, what for, so we can have a dipstick conservative as Preznit, like Jeb, who does not even have the word "renewable" is his energy policy? Pah-leeeze, you eejits.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 05:25 | 6614782 Winston Churchill
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Pizza prize.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:25 | 6613763 MontgomeryScott
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That's DISGUSTING!

Next thing you'll tell us is that U.N delegates love the movie 'Water(sports)world'!

(Seriously, I'm gonna try to remember this one the next time I am asked to tell a dirty joke.)

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:03 | 6613923 joego1
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Obanzo bean like it.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:47 | 6614074 logicalman
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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't hear a vitamin.

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 06:37 | 6614863 August
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Damn, hedgeless, you're subtle.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 18:52 | 6613468 Metalredneck
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As we should be.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:27 | 6612206 Bumpo
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WTF - What kind of joke is that? Sorry, count me as not getting it. That Obama is a 'joke'? I guess, but if some one posted that here, it would get 0 likes and 0 dislikes for stating absolutely nothing. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 19:57 | 6612246 Dick Buttkiss
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Obama's like what Gertrude Stein said about Oakland, CA: "There's no there there."  Which is to say tht he's an errand boy for the Deep State and no more, just like his predecessor.

And there you have it.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 01:46 | 6614615 uhland62
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... and like his successor will be. None other will get on the ticket.

But China is contained now, even though she contained herself. That's a result to point to and claim!!!

The forthcoming economic crash will not be his fault as it is the result of the deregulation of the financial markets which started under Bush I and were completed under Clinton. These things take time to trickle through, but it will be blamed on Obama because the media always blame things on the POTUS. If they did not they'd have to admit that the system is not fit for purpose - if prosperity is your goal.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:39 | 6615162 Dick Buttkiss
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"The banking industry was misregulated, not deregulated. These new laws fundamentally misdirected banking risk management. ... The real cause of the financial crisis was a combination of mistakes by the Federal Reserve, along with government housing policy, which was implemented by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. Neither would have ever existed in a free market."

http://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/financial-crisis-bank-deregu...

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 06:41 | 6614867 August
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Obama is so out of the loop, he has no idea that he's out of the loop.

Barrack Hussein Zoolander.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:36 | 6612263 Arnold
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Bit of financial advice to you, I liked you much more when you were lurking.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:48 | 6612319 Bumpo
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Still looking for an explanation to the joke. He's the joke? No shit. Not very clever, that's all. Maybe Im missing the obvious. I bet im not the only one, unless that's all there is. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:03 | 6612395 SuperVinci
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Right on! you and many other muppets probly missed it.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 20:40 | 6612953 Dick Buttkiss
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I think what you're missing is Bumpo's "no shit" comment about Obama being a joke. What he's saying, simply, it that it's obvious and therefore not funny, though I would add that picking on Obama as opposed to his predecessar — or Democrats vs. Rebublicans — is no less an unfunny joke, as they're but two sides of the same (increasingly worthless) coin.

In any case, and as always, the state, in any and all its forms, can kiss my ass.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:40 | 6614051 Bumpo
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Dude, I agree with the sentiment. It's just not clever.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:02 | 6614323 bigkahuna
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I took it to indicate that they know he and by proxy the USSA is now a laughing stock - and that they can look forward to much prosperity at our expense. Thus the emphasis on the laughter to indicate their sense of gratification in light of the perception of greater prosperity at the USSAs expense.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:04 | 6612398 Nick Jihad
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Are guys named "Ramirez" even allowed to make fun of Democrats?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:20 | 6612460 Arnold
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Nice.

 

When we pulled dead horses out of the stables we were always laughing, rather than crying about it.

It's called mental self preservation.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:05 | 6612400 monk27
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He's a nobody (he doesn't really exist as an individual, much less as POTUS), so he can't be "there" in any circumstances... Happy now ?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:07 | 6612409 N2OJoe
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I bet you miss a lot of jokes.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:10 | 6612419 nuubee
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He is the joke.

 

If you don't get it, try looking at the actual results of his administration, rather than the claimed results of his administration.

1) The economy is still shit, really worse since Bush left.

2) The out-of-labor-force percentage of population is the highest ever.

3) We're still printing out debt like crazy, thinking this will save us.

4) Healthcare is disastrously more expensive for the middle class, while the pharma/healthcare companies are still excused for raising the prices for no legitimate reasons.

5) The middle east is in far far more turmoil than it is since Bush left.

6) Russia is sick of it, and China is tired of being forced to use our monetary system, so they're making their own. Our response to this has been... crickets. Obama claims that Republicans balked at supporting him on letting China and the Yuan into the IMF pool... but he was fully willing to force Obamacare and the Iran deal down our throats.

7) We are being regularly cyber-attacked, and Obama's administration still excuses it's subordinates for poor cybersecurity practices instead of nailing them to the wall for putting national security at risk (Clinton, Archuleta)

8) Somehow climate change is still more important than all of these things, but Obama is impotent on it, just harps on it to gain moral ground when he needs it.

 

Obama is a joke. Literally worse than Bush in terms of getting things done.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:20 | 6612742 Tall Tom
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You also missed it.

 

Furthermore he has been quite affective on "getting things done".

 

You like Government...affective Government...passing laws that fuck you over?

 

You are a fool.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:55 | 6612938 Cynicles
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President is an America hater, hell bent on destroying the US - as he has clearly stated numerous times.

He wants to "bring Amrica down to the level of the rest of the world"

He has done a suberb job at doing exactly that while so many people think he is the best thing ever, many would like to see him remain POTUS forever.

Those are merely a few of the reasons he was placed in the WH - twice.

He was not lying when he said he was going to fundamentally change America & most transparent admin ever.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:55 | 6614106 Crash Overide
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Worst part is the POTUS along with many around him and throughout government have committed and continue to commit crime after crime without any repercussions.

 

 

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 06:54 | 6614881 August
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IMHO there's nothing wrong with "hating America". Her crimes and hubris are vast.

Still, Barrack Hussein Zoolander is a comedic choice to be "leader of the free world".

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:11 | 6612430 RealistDuJour
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China and Russia know that Bambam is a joke.  They're going to play him on "foreign" policy like a fiddle. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:13 | 6612439 Perimetr
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Actually, he's not very funny at all to the people living in the 7 nations that he brags about having bombed.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:21 | 6612773 Tall Tom
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He is NOT a joke. He is a dangerous psychopathic murderer.

 

The people who think that he is the joke are fools.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 18:11 | 6613285 HowdyDoody
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He always looks forawrd to Drone Tuesday, his favorite day of the week.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 19:12 | 6613532 artless
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Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!

Tall Tom please go to the head of the class. Three down votes? What, he's NOT a psychopathic murderer? Perhaps when the drone missle lands on YOU then your opinion might change.

What is important is that while Barry is and always has been an empty suit and therefore gets his ass handed to him in many cases making his presidency look like a bad joke, one must not let that dominate the debate and overhadow the laundry list of immoral, illegal, murderous, traitorous, and just plain evil shit the man has done in his painfully long 6+ years. The fact that he has not been brought up on charges by Congress and removed from office is a testemant to the spinelessness of not only the political class but of the population who cowers in fear of being called racist or bigoted for opposing the first black president.

I called this way before a primary vote was even cast back in 2007. Longtime friends disowned me. I was called a racist. I lost clients. All because I simply did not see a skin pigmentation or that it mattered. I saw a self absorbed, not so intelligent, charismatic demagogue and stated that truth. The color of his skin, his faith, his ancestory, his family and friends meant nothing to me then and means nothing to me now. Barack Obama is still an empty suit.

Problem is that I follow the words of MLK on things such as this. I judge a man by his character and his actions; his thoughts and beliefs. And when it comes to Barack Obama it is very simple. He is a murderer. He is a liar. He is not an original thinker but merely an idealogue AT BEST. Above all he is a classic narcissist with sociopath tendencies if not outright psychpath characteristics.

I frankly don't give a shit if people call me racist. Probably because I frankly don't give a shit what anyone else thinhs about me. Prove me wrong. I will simply show evidence and even ADMISSION by Obama of the assasination of not only a citizen of The United States but his 16 yr old son.

MURDERER. Period. End of story.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:15 | 6615071 Yes We Can. But...
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Well stated.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:28 | 6612812 ZippyDooDah
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Bumpo

Obama asked for the meeting. Not Putin. Get it?

That shit is fu-knee. The joke's on O.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:42 | 6612296 imapopulistnow
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 “Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.”

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:54 | 6612631 Zero-Hegemon
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Then spends the rest of the day lurking around the park benches for free gimmes

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 01:17 | 6614592 Seal
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Xx

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:43 | 6612299 imapopulistnow
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 “Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.”

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 17:58 | 6613240 drendebe10
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Once again the fudgepacker is relegated to the Wive's Club.... 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:01 | 6612030 cookies anyone
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wow, fantastic

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:02 | 6612034 NoDebt
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China looks suspiciously like Ronald Reagan.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:06 | 6612059 Billy the Poet
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Tlust, but velify.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:11 | 6612094 tc06rtw
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  Orange hair is the new black.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:21 | 6612164 The Pope
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Lonald Laygun

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:22 | 6612173 The Pope
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< Lonald McDonald

< Lonald Trump

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:36 | 6612259 spacecadet
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Russia looks like Ross Perot

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:02 | 6612038 Syrin
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Reggie Love is upset

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:38 | 6612277 CHX
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He would let him in.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:39 | 6614248 quartshort
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Back door friends are best, right? ugh. Gotta go clean my keyboard.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:03 | 6612040 freewolf7
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Wanna hear another?

Sure.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

We are.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:03 | 6612045 _RRR_
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we should invade both

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:04 | 6612049 all-priced-in
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Can someone please explain?

 

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:06 | 6612060 NoDebt
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"Let me explain.  No, there is no time.  Let me summarize."

- Inigo Montoya

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:18 | 6612148 beachdude
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Minor correction: "Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:34 | 6612248 NoDebt
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I do this stuff from memory.  Sometimes I get a few words twisted.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 23:49 | 6614452 DrJRiddle
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Your intellect is truly dizzying. 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:35 | 6612250 SillySalesmanQu...
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"Let me be clear..."

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:36 | 6612258 Dr. Engali
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You'll have to excuse him. He's getting up there in years and his memory is starting to slip. Just smile, nod, and try not to stare at the drool.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:56 | 6612365 Arnold
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No one holds the words of a hundred year old man to task.

Except the ones that say they lived so long by smokin' , drinkin', and chasin' wimmen.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:41 | 6612290 RockySpears
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Is that your name?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:49 | 6612329 madcows
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Princess Bride.

It's also the source of: "Inconceivable!"  "Why do you keep using that word?  I do not think you know what it means."  and "My name is Inigo Montaya.  you killed my father.  prepare to die."

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 22:46 | 6614274 quartshort
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I just watched that last night with the kids... 

We will never get an "As you wish..." from the POTUS

More like, "I would not say those things if I were you!"

Now off to the machine- 50 years off your life should do it.

"Ultimate suffering" for everyone but the 1%

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:06 | 6612061 MDP
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Obama is a joke.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:26 | 6612203 tenpanhandle
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Unfortunately the jokes on us.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:15 | 6612118 CrazyCooter
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I don't get it either.

Regards,

Cooter

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:25 | 6612198 Syrin
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Seriously?   The Fuhrer IS the joke

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:18 | 6612143 Uhor?ík
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You think Obama is knocking when he's entering somewhere?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:00 | 6612382 Arnold
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".....when the van is rockin'...............'

 

 

(Yup, last one today.)

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:35 | 6612537 bardot63
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I got nothing.  There's nothing amusing about His Imamship, Barry O.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:05 | 6612056 Scooby Dooby Doo
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HAHAHA. Scooby luuuuuvs a good joke. More please!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:07 | 6612067 youngman
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I said 8 years ago that Obama would destroy the USAs good will on the world stage..hes a joke..and all the players know it

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:11 | 6612089 Latitude25
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He just continued what dubya was working on.  Since Kennedy how could any of those clowns be taken seriously.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:25 | 6612197 toady
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Exactly.W destroyed any respect the U.S. had.... O just doubled down.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:49 | 6612333 mkkby
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Having Hillary as sec of state made it a triple dip of idiocracy.  The europeans aren't smart enough to have noticed, but russia/china have to be laughing at us.  Just wait until the cunt is prez next year.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:27 | 6612501 Crisismode
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Hillary will NEVER be POTUS.

Never.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:59 | 6612651 Zero-Hegemon
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I pray that day will never come, but once order 66 comes through the press will treat her like royalty and dupe 'Murica for more hopey changey ladypantsuit greatness. "FIRST FEMAIL POTUS!" will be their rallying cry. Same script, different candidate. The "tribe" has spoken.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:50 | 6612336 thebigunit
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Dubya was seven years ago. He's ancient history.

Obungle has made things worse. MUCH worse.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 19:12 | 6613530 bid the soldier...
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But together they got the 21st century off to a Red White and Blue beginning.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:24 | 6612491 HughBriss
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Jesus titty-fucking Christ; look at the downvotes!  It certainly appears you've offended some Bush fans!

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:28 | 6612505 Latitude25
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It looks to me like about 50% of ZH readers still drink the presidential koolaid.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 13:28 | 6616658 thebigunit
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Wrong.

It certainly appears you've offended some Bush fans!

I've offended the Obungle fans.

You're offended, aren't you.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:09 | 6612082 Johnny_Dangerously
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What is funny about the United States supporting foreign jihadi terrorists to achieve their foreign policy goals?

http://www.globalresearch.ca/we-re-going-to-take-out-7-countries-in-5-ye...

http://99getsmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/saudi-isil-cartoon1.jpg

Ramirez is a hack. I do not understand why the Tylers so favor his work.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:14 | 6612114 Johnny_Dangerously
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2 junks already - care to explain?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:18 | 6612146 undertow1141
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I did this one, but unfortunatly and like so much in life, the is no good reason.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:39 | 6612278 MortimerDuke
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I think you got junked - although I did not - because your clowning Ramirez who is clowing Obama.  But I get it.  You think Ramirez is a neocon and I would agree with you.  But I like it when that neocon puts the clown suit on Obama anyway.  

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 18:14 | 6613305 HowdyDoody
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Ramirez isn't a neocon. He was just pussywhiped by the real Neocons after he made Israel look bad. He is now just a good shabbos goy.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:24 | 6612484 Monetas
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That socialist POS Latina Lover .... post "Russia" .... and gets 100 sycophant up votes .... and you live or die .... by the up and down votes .... that's weak .... I'm going to junk you for being a weak POS ?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:26 | 6612498 HughBriss
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+1 for your avatar alone!  ;)

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:56 | 6612640 The Indelicate ...
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if they explained they'd have to try to summon an argument.

Very few of the Drudge/Breitbart/Fox imports or hasbara trolls can even begin to do so.

That said, don't worry about the reds - badge of honor.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:15 | 6612128 oddjob
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ZH did feature Ken O'Keefe.......once.

People that tell the truth never get invited back.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:24 | 6612182 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Or like TSA Thug.

He was like "Me and my checkpoint homie double team the passengers, he distracts while I lift cash out of their wallets on the Xray rollers and if they complain I crush their skulls into the checkpoint carpet!".

Then he gets banned.

2 weeks later, ZH does a story on a TSA Thug who got caught stealing cash from a travelers wallet?

Truthiness ain't welcome here.

But I'm not complaining, don ban Scooby brah!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:12 | 6612103 Latitude25
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The presidency is nothing but a PSY OP

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:55 | 6612359 thebigunit
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Zero Hedge is a PSY OP.

Television is a PSY OP.

Religion is a PSY OP.

The CIA is a PSY OP.

Reality is a PSY OP.

There. Done.  We've covered all the bases. No need to post anything more.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:31 | 6612520 Latitude25
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"We've covered all the bases"

No, you missed one.  YOU are a PSY OP.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:33 | 6612847 J Jason Djfmam
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I, for one, am not a psy-op.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 18:28 | 6613368 thebigunit
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A classic PSY OP.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 21:57 | 6614110 logicalman
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Everything could be a psy-op - except for what you KNOW to be true ;-)

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 02:41 | 6614664 GoinFawr
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"I know what I know, I'll say what I've said: We come and we go; that's a thing that I keep in the back of my head." PSimon

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:13 | 6612107 The Gladiator
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Putin's speach at the UN reminded me of when my dad chewed my ass out in front of all my friends. Only,not quite as bad as he busted Obama in front of the world.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:15 | 6612117 besnook
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it's time for some nationalistic drum beating! let's bomb the shit out of pago pago. we can win that one.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:45 | 6612310 RockySpears
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The problem is Pago Pago would be a draw.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:51 | 6612338 mkkby
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And we'd forget all our weapons there, turning pago pago into a major power.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:15 | 6612119 Son of Captain Nemo
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The joke forgot to mention that the President has lost his mind?  And so has the collective American will to replace "the lunatic"!

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:18 | 6612145 cougar_w
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Watch it or Obama will rain some democracy down on those guys.            /s

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:26 | 6612207 negative rates
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His kind of rain makes people have to build a garage to protect their cars.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:05 | 6612402 Arnold
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His kind of rain in the shower  or tub makes easier clean up.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:21 | 6612465 CuttingEdge
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His kind of rain covers everything and everyone in shit?

Fixed it for ya.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:21 | 6612168 jakesdad
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how do you say "too bad" in russian?

 

"tough shitsky!"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:25 | 6612200 atomicwasted
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Unfunny, as is typical for Investors.com.  All that subject matter, and that's the best they could do?  They need to fire their purported cartoonist.

 

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:32 | 6612238 Fukushima Fricassee
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Obama is a cocksucking queer and idiot, I do not find that funny.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:36 | 6612260 WTFRLY
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It's all fun and games until the Zionists blow something up.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:48 | 6612317 RockySpears
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Maybe they thought "Junk" Bonds were a boat investment?

 

Edit.  Oh.  that was for the other story.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 14:49 | 6612334 madcows
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"Read my lips.  No New Jobs!"

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:24 | 6612485 Keyboard Kommando
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What did Obama say when someone asked him what he thought about the Beirut situation?

He was a good player, but Ty Cobb was better............

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:27 | 6612499 Monetas
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Up with Ramirez .... down with Latina Lover .... until she fixes Venerealzooela ?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:44 | 6612566 The Indelicate ...
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Iran Bashing, Terrorism and Who Chose 'The Chosen People,' Anyway?

http://mycatbirdseat.com/2012/04/iran-bashing-terrorism-and-who-chose-th...

joke's on us.

http://www.rense.com/general86/zelephant.htm

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 01:08 | 6614588 numapepi
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Dude... hate Jews much? Eichmann had nothing on you.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 15:57 | 6612643 The Indelicate ...
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Remaking the World in Greater Israel’s Image

From American Occupations to European Detention Camps

http://original.antiwar.com/Dan_Sanchez/2015/09/21/remaking-the-world-in...

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:09 | 6612708 orangegeek
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barry is just playing lame for a big pile of cash from Russia (oil and no military response), China (expand your miliary at will money) and Iran (oil money).

 

barry is treason.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:09 | 6612709 Zero-Hegemon
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For the humor challenged amongst us, recall that the usual knock-knock joke would have included the response "President Obama who?".

Subtlety, people, subtlety.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:17 | 6612748 The Indelicate ...
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Ramirez has repeatedly said and drawn cartoons indicating Iran is developing a nuke - contrary to what every single US intelligence agency has said, what Mossad has said, what the IAEA has said.

Let me repeat that - Ramirez keeps repeating a neocon, warmongering fiction, without any evidence, and pretending to be some sort of serious commentator.

He is a stupid, neocon puke, which is one thing - but he's also not funny or insightful. He's a brain dead tool of the Likudnik crowd.

http://supereagle69.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Elephant-Israel...

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:32 | 6612823 nnnnnn
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you know what would happen if he would dare criticize israel or jews? career over

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 18:54 | 6613473 Bazza McKenzie
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Amazing that you have inside knowledge of the views of not just the CIA but Mossad,  No doubt they come as voices in your head.

Anyone with an IQ above their shoe size realises that an oil rich country which insists on enriching uranium despite lengthy external pressure, including sanctions, for doing so, and which refuses to let genuinely independent parties inspect their sites at no notice (you know, the way athletes get drug tested these days) is not conducting a peaceful nuclear program.

You don't have to be a Zionist of a neocon to use a few brain cells.

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 01:07 | 6614586 numapepi
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Didn't john Kerry say explicitly that Iran would have an A bomb in a month if the "deal" isn't signed? Isn't that an obvious admission Iran was working on a nuke?

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:54 | 6612934 Encroaching Darkness
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"Ramirez has repeatedly said and drawn cartoons indicating Iran is developing a nuke - contrary to what every single US intelligence agency has said, what Mossad has said, what the IAEA has said."

Do you remember when the intelligence agencies predicted North Korea would develop a nuclear bomb? When they predicted Pakistan would develop a nuclear bomb? When they predicted India would develop a nuclear bomb?

Neither do I. and the IAEA is worse than useless, they're a fig leaf for perps.

I have a bridge in Iceland I'd like to sell you, are you interested? Only fifty million bucks, a real steal!

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 00:22 | 6614516 onmail1
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BitchObamma 

Mabbee she paints her face with heavy makeup & lipstick 

and knocks at the door at night 

Just as Michael Jackson did

Thu, 10/01/2015 - 04:24 | 6614740 are we there yet
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What if Hillary is elected and we have to look at her lying politician face for the next eight years. I hope Monica Lawinski has a retarded brother?

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