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Foreign Policy In 140 Characters Or Less: US Ambassador Tweets Warning To Russia

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For anyone who might still be confused as to what the official position of the US and its allies is with regard to Russian military operations in Syria, you’re in luck because Washington - in conjunction with Berlin, Paris, London, Doha, Ankara, and of course Riyadh - is now tweeting out foreign policy. 

We present the following from the US ambassador to the UN with no further comment other than to note that we are glad to see that countries who most certainly are not currently conducting any kind of overt or covert military operations in Syria are standing tall in the face of Russian “aggression”...

 

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Fri, 10/02/2015 - 19:58 | 6623336 Lorca's Novena
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Dear Russia, please excuse our sorry excuse for a government. When you attack us, please spare us ZH posters....

 

p.s. Please spare Chuck Norris too, he's a bretty gud guy

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 20:13 | 6623382 rsnoble
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Psychotic laughing stocks with a huge nuclear arsenal.  Hurray!

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 20:20 | 6623398 roadhazard
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Tweets... yeah, those carry a lot of weight. heh

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 20:23 | 6623405 matrix reinvented
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Drop out

Use both Add-blocker and Ghostery. These are simple plugins/extensions compatible with google chrome and other popular browsers. These alone gives extra performance to your system as advertising bullshit is no longer automatically uploaded when trawling internet sites.    

 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 20:37 | 6623450 VyseLegendaire
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I love you ZH writers. :)

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:07 | 6623513 Dutch
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Back in college in the Reagan days, I would see a lot of these girls protesting this or that, making bold half-assed statements about how things ought to be. All emotion, no reality. With no frikking clue how the world works, obviously. Sort of cute and sexy in a pathetic sort of way, watching them get all wet over their own wacko opinions. Never did I think that these sorts of people would actually end up running the show.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:32 | 6623957 acetinker
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You know, it's just a natural pro(re)gression, ain't it Dutch?  Admit it- you were chasin' them skirts just like I was- this fkn malaise we find ourselves in is, in some ways, our own Goddam fault.

We felt we were invincible.  We weren't.

We thought that the end of the Vietnam conflict signaled victory.  It didn't.

We went about raising families thinking that endless prosperity was at our fingertips.  It wasn't.

Remember the Jetsons?

It was all bullshit, Dutch.

And we fell for it.

Why? Because our families/teachers never bothered to learn- much less teach- this simple truth;

The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks. -John Acton (a fkn banker, no less)

 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:28 | 6623565 Ms No
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Things have become so inverted and surreal that I am starting to wonder is this is a bad mushroom trip from my early twenties and maybe I never came out of it, instead I took a wrong turn in bat country and ended up in the land of hungry ghosts.  I want my money back!

It's all fine and dandy to live in interesting times but this is a little overkill and tyranny isn't all that interesting.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:32 | 6623581 dexter_morgan
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Negropoleon is NOT happy!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:02 | 6623999 acetinker
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Negropoleon!  I like it, but then I realize that Negropoleon ain't worthy of lickin' the digleberries from Bonaparte's anal orifice!

To wit:

“When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.”  Some will quibble about whether Napoleon actually wrote this, but they'd be the same folks who said Saddam and Bashar gassed their own citizens.
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:22 | 6624025 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I think Reagan said something similar a while back, eh.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 04:32 | 6624165 Ofelas
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Power...Power what does that remind me of

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 06:48 | 6624188 NuYawkFrankie
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And I am calling on that insufferable screeching slut Samantha Power to kindly STFU !

Someone should tell that twittering twat that "I'm really just an alcoholic dumb-broad whose ZIO-SCUMMM* husband got me the job, and always told me what venom to spit and when to screech.." will be no excuse when she is hauled before The Judge to account for being  an accessory lying-mouthpiece to USSA war crimes.

(SCUMMM* - Satanic Cabal Underwriting Mass-Murder & Mayhem)

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:34 | 6624284 I AM SULLY
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I think her name sounds like a porn star name.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:45 | 6624373 NuYawkFrankie
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I used to know a "Sully" a few years back - disappeared off the face of the earth for some reason...

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 05:28 | 6624199 escapeefromOZ
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the answer to the USA ambassador shoudl be a loud .... PRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:15 | 6624259 ZippyDooDah
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How's this:

Message from an American citizen to his government:

 

I call on my gov't to get the hell out of the M.E. and stop creating shitstorms all over the world.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:23 | 6624267 I AM SULLY
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She is such a "cocaine hero" ...

(does she do anal?)

(I bet she does anal ...)

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:50 | 6624275 lucyvp
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twitter??? really???

Is the hot line to the Kremlin out of order???

Hopefully we won't see the tweet

 

From

#Putin

#BirdAway

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:25 | 6624347 w4mps
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Tweets from a Twit

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:01 | 6624405 d edwards
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tweets from a twat.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:25 | 6624348 w4mps
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Tweets from a Twit

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:28 | 6624350 rita
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You can be sure President Putin will just do what he is told by the west !! Have they, the west forgotten what they have done in Syria?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:00 | 6625034 blentus
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When someone who grew up hating Russians (born in Eastern Europe, etc) and loved Americans (long live Rambo and Top Gun ;)) for 30+ years of his life starts rooting for Russians...

You yanks have fucked up things really really badly.

I mean, I understand that people don't want to get into politics these days, but is it really possible that only retards and completely corrupt people now want to get into US politics?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:11 | 6625085 steelrules
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Ditto. My parents had to escape Hungary in 56 when Soviet tanks rolled in. Never thought I would live to see the day I would be rooting for Russia, Russia the new Leader of The Free World.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:07 | 6625067 steelrules
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Thank you Samantha for giving us the list of rogue states, we now have the list of who to charge in the Hague.

 

Mon, 10/05/2015 - 02:03 | 6630070 onmail1
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While enjoying a banana in herVagina

Banana republic

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