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"It's Revolting" French School Probed After Marking Non-Pork-Eaters With Yellow Tags

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Amid the migrant crisis in Europe, and the Czechs pulling people off trains and writing on their arms, a French municipality launched a probe into an Auxerre elementary school’s use of yellow tags to identify students who do not eat pork. "It's revolting. It brings back memories of dark times," noted one member of the Auxerre town council, but the mayor’s office said it was "an isolated, clumsy and unfortunate initiative."

As Haaretz reports,

The city of Auxerre, located 105 miles southeast of Paris, opened the investigation on Friday after parents complained to local media about the school’s initiative, in which neck strings bearing red and yellow plastic discs were placed on pupils ahead of lunchtime at the school cafeteria.

 

The pupils wore the tags for one day before the faculty was instructed to stop using them.

 

Malika Ounes, a conservative member of the Auxerre city council, told the news website Creusot-Infos.com: “It’s revolting. It brings back memories of dark times,” in reference to the requirement in Nazi-occupied France that Jews wear yellow stars on their clothes.

 

Among the pupils instructed to wear the tags were Muslims and vegetarians. Reports in French media did not mention any Jewish pupils.

Some parents also complained about the tags, whose use Mayor Guy Perez of the Socialist Party termed “unfortunate.”

But other parents said they were the result of good intentions.

One Muslim mother of two boys attending the school, identified by the RTL broadcaster only as Sonia, said: “The yellow tag doesn’t even correspond with the yellow star. I don’t think there’s a scandal here, just an error that doesn’t require all this rebuke.”

 

Christian Sautier, director of communications in the mayor’s office, said it was “an isolated, clumsy and unfortunate initiative” that lasted only one day. He stressed the decision to use these tags was taken by canteen staff without informing local authorities, who ended it immediately.

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The debate on the availability in public schools of pork-free dishes is a divisive issue in France, where rightist parties and other politicians advocating strict separation between religion and state see it as proof of a creeping influence on the public sphere, mostly by Muslims immigrants.

 

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Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:26 | 6623555 cowdiddly
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Sum folks likes Poke Chops, Sum folks likes Ham Hocks

Overheard conversation of two colored genteelmen in Naw Lens Lousyanna

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:55 | 6623645 Oxbo Rene
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Tatoos/chips .......

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:15 | 6623689 Skateboarder
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In the spirit of automation, a barcode on the forehead, and overhead scanner, and a conveyor belt would allow for optimal processing.

/s

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:37 | 6623742 Buckaroo Banzai
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If they hadn't started letting all those Muslims in, they wouldn't have stupid problems like this in the first place. This all could have been avoided.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:35 | 6624036 NidStyles
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The Jewish Lobby forced the law through with $$$$.

 

Europe just needs to push all the middle-easterners back into the middle-east. 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:08 | 6624326 TongueStun
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France should just institue Sharia law now, and America should just make Spanish our official language.....anything less is discriminatory to the illegal alien invaders.....and all nations should bow down to Invaders....Except Israel....

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:56 | 6624387 847328_3527
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I've heard it's considered rayciss to speak English in California or Texas nowadays.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 10:29 | 6624668 Richard Chesler
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Pas de saucisson pour toi.

Poor bastards...

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:21 | 6625133 ebear
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Let them eat cake.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:38 | 6624041 TBT or not TBT
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The glorious Etat was going to assimilate them like it does with Frenchmen of pallor, from daycare to postdoc, and every minute of TV, radio, or print in French.      You see, humans are programmable.   You can cram them into soviet socialist "new cities" and produce new men from the offspring of any biped.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:51 | 6624309 monkeys.pick.bottoms
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@Buckaroo Banzai

If they kept avoiding good crises, how would we ever get microchipped? Give me my chip now, I want to remember nothing.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 10:49 | 6624749 Eurotrash Sorehead
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It is selfevident that the victims of population Exchange in Europe are....the europeans:
http://redicecreations.com/article.php?id=34439

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:54 | 6625256 ebworthen
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Too much common sense there Buckaroo B.  Not allowed anymore.

Hey, whatever happened to the Scarlet "A" for cheating Wives?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:00 | 6624792 Pickleton
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Back in reality, the Nazis used MANY colors and symbols to mark their victims, Why the fuck are pissing our pants any time someone uses yellow (and only yellow) to tag someone for something?

 

http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005378

 

 

If we fought WWII today, America would lose because we've become a punch of pussies that whine about our own shadows.

 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:32 | 6623725 delacroix
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a serious jewish dilemma   10 pounds of FREE pork

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 23:47 | 6623888 roddy6667
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Could cause the head to explode like in the movie "Scanners".

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:02 | 6623918 Sanity Bear
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most Jews will renounce Leviticus for bacon

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 10:56 | 6624769 Joe Camel
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Rodney Ruxin is a perfect example.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 18:21 | 6626408 FedFunnyMoney
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Dang it, you beat me to it.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?

Someone dropped a quarter.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 23:28 | 6623851 scam_MERS
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@cowdiddly:

+1 for the Dr Hook reference

Roland the Roadie loves Gertrude the Muslim

But Gertrude the Muslim loves Jihad

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 03:18 | 6624113 Normalcy Bias
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Reminds me of a Piggly Wiggly bumper sticker I saw years ago. They officially read: "I'm Sticking with The Pig!"

Some wise ass kid had altered his to read: "I'm Sticking The Pig!"

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:28 | 6623566 nmewn
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Apparently French socialists understand that French-jooo children can recognize...pork...and not need a tag? ;-)

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:47 | 6623624 ACP
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Or maybe, if they don't likey, let them bring their own damn lunches to school!

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:50 | 6623628 Yen Cross
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 It's okay to be Jewish nmewn. In 5-10 years time, all us undeclared will be on the menu.

 What part of the Quran states that peaceful conversion is allowed? What part of the Quran states that it's acceptable to violate women and children verbally, and sexually?

 Muslimism is a cult!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 04:07 | 6624146 Socratic Dog
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Eh?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 06:56 | 6624253 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Yea, they're still refining his algorithmic comments. Just keep that in mind then all of a sudden his comments make perfect sense.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:38 | 6625184 ebear
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Many people think of Planet Earth as a spaceship. What they fail to realize is that it's also a time machine where the farther east you go, the farther you travel back in time.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:29 | 6623568 nnnnnn
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fuck eurabia  fuck eu  fuck you stupid jews for opening border    go open border of israel

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:30 | 6623572 I_rikey_lice
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fuck muslims and fuck vegitarians

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:59 | 6623654 SSRI Junkie
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vaginatarians are ok

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:39 | 6623747 Buckaroo Banzai
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Didn't work out so great for Michael Douglas though.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:38 | 6623975 Vylahkinnen
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- No rights for Gay People. - check.
- No rights for Abortion. - check
- Divorcing a person is difficult. - check
- Little to no rights for Women. - check.
- Feminists are on the kill list. - check.
- Jews are on the kill list. - check.

Not sure about their stance on Black people. But a good portion of the people here at ZH could join Islam. So if the Muslims want to appeal to more people they just have to remove their pork policy. XD

Just kidding. But come to Eurabia, brothers!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:00 | 6624256 Scooby Dooby Doo
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You forgot no interest on loans and no whiny Mark Levin on the fucking radio!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:16 | 6624330 TongueStun
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HEY LYING FAGGOT VYL....

 

How were faggots discriminated against by marriage laws? Take two groups of men, one faggot, ond one NORMAL.....NEITHER GROUP WAS ALLOWED TO MARRY OTHER MEN, so how did discrimination occur if both groups were treated THE SAME?

 

YOU ARE A LYING BRAINDEAD  FAGGOT.....

 

 

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:05 | 6624810 Pickleton
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Of course, two men marrying isn't marriage by any definition, sooo.....  That imbecile above is really whining because nobody wanted to redefine marriage.  It hadn't a DAMN THING to do with equality.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:01 | 6624793 Agent P
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I don't like the religious discrimination, but I'm all for tagging and ridiculing vegetarians. 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:52 | 6625005 Arnold
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Especially the Ovo/Lacto veg heads.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:41 | 6625200 ebear
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OK, that made me laugh. Now I can get on with my day.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:31 | 6623580 divingengineer
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You could tattoo a cross on their forehead, that would eliminate the necklaces.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:45 | 6623620 Stormtrooper
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Or tatoo a pig with an X.  Of course, that might be mis-interpreted by the cops.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:49 | 6625236 ebear
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They wouldn't have this problem if they hadn't banned the hijab.

While we're on the subject, a lot of muslim women where I live wear the hijab, but they also wear tight designer jeans...lol. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but it kind of defeats the purpose, no?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 15:08 | 6625755 XitSam
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I don't know why everyone is avoiding the Krugman solution: Require everyone to eat pork. It would do wonders for the swine economy.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:44 | 6623614 laomei
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fun fact: xtians shouldn't eat pork either, they just changed the interpretation to appeal more to the locals.

 

the ban on pork really has more to do with basic sanitation than anything else.  it's a vector for disease unlike other options.

 

that being said, i don't see the problem with this program, apart from the choice of yellow.. which even then could be seen as a neutral color given other options that it would cover both jews and muslims.  oddly enough, the muslim parents seem to be the ones who were sane and didn't mind this.  if anything it was probably 1 or 2 jews who cried about it the loudest.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 23:50 | 6623894 roddy6667
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Pork was banned by early Jews and Muslioms because the people lived in the desert. Pigs need a lot of water, but it tastes so good they needed God/Allah/Whatever to ban it. Fucking retard religious people.

BTW, pork is my favorite vegetable.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:41 | 6624044 NidStyles
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What's a vegetable? Is tha like a table for kids or soemthing?

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:19 | 6624338 TongueStun
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That's idiotic. Pork was taboo because ignorant people did not know you had to cook it thoroughly or it could kill you. People ate undercooked pork, people died, and people said you should not eat pork.....It really is that simple.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:00 | 6624396 847328_3527
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Trichinosis parasite live is in pork muscle so when you eat uncooked pork you can get the live parasite which usually won't kill you but can be pretty serious.

 

Cooked and seasoned properly, it's delicious!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:28 | 6624475 CheapBastard
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One good thing about Germany is they feed their pigs parasite free feed so they do not carry the parasite and you can actually order medium rare pork chop there safely. NOT in most other countries however, where you MUST cook pork thoroughly as you say.

 

Overall the food in the EU is super safe (compared to most Asian countries like China, India). Singapore, Taiwan and Korea are very safe also. It's basic sanitation and hygene which some of these countries do not have yet.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:54 | 6625252 ebear
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Add Thailand to that list. Never got sick there, unlike Mexico where I ALWAYS get sick.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:57 | 6624056 Yen Cross
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 LOL.  Expat  Jingoisms?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 04:09 | 6624150 Socratic Dog
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The real problem was that the canteen ladies dared not to consult the proper autorities.  Initiative must not be allowed.  Ever.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:44 | 6623618 Yen Cross
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 I'm glad I just spent almost 3 days re-organizing my bookmarks.[ Adore the Tylers] :-D

 I just created a Zero Hedge/General file. Then it has sub~indexes.

  While have a few spare seconds, I found this most unique article.

 Hog and Pork Prices Return to Reality - Pork - News | Agweb.com

 My Mother recently asked me why "ground beef" was off the menu.

 

 Pork prices are lower than boneless chicken[breast] prices bitchez.

 No Mas pink slime/

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:49 | 6623627 fishwharf
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I love the smell of pork in the morning.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:01 | 6623915 willwork4food
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It smells like "victory"!

(seriously it does)

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:06 | 6624824 Pickleton
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I love porkin in the morning.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:50 | 6623630 Main_Sequence
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Yellow tags?  What a buncha fuckin amateurs.  They should have went with arm bands.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 23:19 | 6623833 InanimateCarbonRod
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3D printed tats. 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:29 | 6624477 CheapBastard
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They can remove an arm band; cutting off a finger is more reliable.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 21:53 | 6623640 Out of France
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xenophobia? just drive 20 miles West of that school...

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:12 | 6623682 tahoeguy
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Never trust anything that doesn't eat bacon.  

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:37 | 6623743 Yen Cross
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 I like you! Bacon on 'deep fried' Central bankster, sounds good about now.

 Deliverence

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:03 | 6623922 willwork4food
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I'll stop at the bacon glazed duck donuts. Now that is just insane. But hey, it's a free country right?

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:11 | 6623933 Yen Cross
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  Duck is so lean. Mallard Jerkey?

 When I was a kid, we helped ducks.

 My Brother and I did go tweety bird shooting, for target practice though.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 22:50 | 6623767 Charming Anarchist
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Bag your own lunch.  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with an apple crushing a donut hole in the center. 

Everybody can fuck off. 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 23:26 | 6623854 Collapsed_Elast...
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To pork or not to pork. top of the agenda. the porkers and the porkless must be identified and all available resources must be deployed in this area of immediate concern. i propose a worldwide debate on pork. we cannot stress the importance of pork behaviour. making bacon and it's implications will have an impact on humanity hitherto unknown in our modern age.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:04 | 6623924 willwork4food
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You sir, should run for office.

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:28 | 6624273 Zero-Hegemon
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I like this. Let us have more of this national conversation on pork. We must strive to improve pork relations everywhere.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 16:51 | 6626129 MegaOlmecanManiac
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You're BLT is micro-agressing me.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:06 | 6623929 Yen Cross
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  Is there anything that doesn't taste better with bacon?

 BTW> Eastern Airlines has been reincarnated.

  Sometimes, you have to take a step back, before you move forward.

 It's amazing what overcapacity can do?

Eastern Air Lines (2015) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:25 | 6623946 MsCreant
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If you probe the school, are you violating their no porking policy?

They need porking stickers or porking permits. 

A porking lot with assigned porking spots.

No porking signs.

No porking zones.

Porking meters, with, because I love you guys and you want to see it, porking meter maids...to monitor the porking situation and give out porking tickets to those who have porked over the limit.

 

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:14 | 6624258 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Now you're going overboard.

This comment ^ is a perfect example from a ZH 'commenter' who would benefit from some state sponsored sensitivity training!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:29 | 6624277 Zero-Hegemon
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Free porking on Sundays?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 00:36 | 6623968 Flounder
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...pulled pork bbq sandwich...yum

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:12 | 6624010 Joe A
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Well at least it is a step up compared with other places that basically forces everybody to eat non-pork meat just because some religious fools have a problem with pork meat.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:19 | 6624019 quasi_verbatim
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Of the three Semitic religions only Christendom eats pork. Why is that?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 02:58 | 6624102 Joe A
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Cause the latter found that the relation between pork meat and transferable diseases to humans is neglectable and controllable. People often are appalled by the fact that pigs roll in the mud and eat their own feces but the latter they only do very rarely and only if there is nothing else to eat.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 04:13 | 6624152 Socratic Dog
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Oh, they "only rarely" eat their own shit.  That makes them much more palatable.  I don't fucking think.

Where I come from if a man finds his dog eating shit, he shoots it.  And he doesn't fucking eat it.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 04:54 | 6624167 Joe A
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I guess where you come from they also marry their cousins. It all comes down to molecules and atoms, really. Everything digested gets seperated into nutrients and waste, even shit that animals eat. If a dog eats shit it means he is lacking nutrients and tries to get it from eating shit. Have you seen chickens? They eat their own and other species shit all the time. Same for fish and other species we eat. Farmers use manure as fertilizer so you could say that vegetables 'eat' shit. Does that stop people from eating vegetables? And no, I don't eat my own shit.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:20 | 6624020 omrizario
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Pork kebab is the best :)

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 05:01 | 6624180 Seahorse
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Just ask David Cameron.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:20 | 6624263 I AM SULLY
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"WELL PLAYED SIR!"

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 02:06 | 6624061 umdesch4
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I only have two rules in my life. Don't hire anyone you wouldn't go for beers with, and don't trust anyone who doesn't like bacon. It's been 100% accurate for me during the last 30-some-odd years of my career.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 02:27 | 6624069 kareninca
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As an ethical vegan for 17 years, and a vegetarian for the last two, I still have a fond hope that someday I will find a pig that has died of old age in a painless manner so that I can eat it.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 02:54 | 6624081 Joe A
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Double post

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 02:50 | 6624090 Joe A
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Vegetables have feelings too and can feel pain...

Don't forget to tank up on vitamin b12 in order to avoid anemia and damage to the central nervous system.

I don't eat meat of young animals cause I believe that animals have a right to grow up. I don't like the bioindustry with its mass stable, growth hormones, antibiotics and other additives. Animals should roam freely in the meados. It is good for them. But meat has always been part of human diet in addition to fruits, nuts, cereals and vegetables. Meat provides micronutrients hard to find in other foodstuff. But it is not necessary to eat meat every day. Our ancestors didn't.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:59 | 6625269 IndianaJohn
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Joe A -- My ancestors were skilled hunters. They ate meat on most days.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 14:00 | 6625482 Joe A
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That makes sense but not everybody's ancestors were hunters. Meat was a luxury for many people.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 02:57 | 6624100 IronForge
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I started cutting back on; and quitting Pork while at the Academy, when we had Journalist Jack Anderson (sp?) as a guest speaker one evening. 

During Lunch - when BBQ Pulled Pork was the Main Course, there was one young Mid who didn't partake.  When asked, he responded with, "I've been reading up on Jack Anderson; and he once proclaimed that some Pigs on Farms have tested Positive for AIDS..."

Several of us (including yours truly) were in mid-bite at the time.  The pause in motion by everyone was unforgettable.  Few resumed - though some avoided eating more Pork. 

I did some reading too.  In addition to the Pigs' living habits (it's Nature's Larger Garbage Disposal that rolls around in its own feces.  Hello?), the Trichenae Worm is one major Problem of a Vector.  IIRC, if embedded in humans - mimics the symptoms of many diseases, leading a few MDs on a Wild Goose Chase. 

The Ultimate Punch Line?  If a Pig is infested with it, cooking won't "take care" of it.  You can alllegedly Char the Meat; and worm portions/offspring/egg/spores will still survive.

Moving back to the Present, I've had Jehovah's Witness, Mormon, Seventh Day, Jew4Jesus, and other Cult Monkeys make a racket about my eating habits ("its Biblical Kosher") while I was an Xian, and when I studied Judaism, some Chabad-Student-Understudy Monkeys joined in the Fray when I'd go out and dine, etc. (Stalkers with nothing better to do)

After a while, I even had some bizarre Xian/quasi Xian Cult Monkeys who tried to Proselytize to me at California Sponsored Career Networking Events/Group Meetings, and at the VA Med Center in Long Beach, accusing me of being a Muslim.  One White Trash Xian Asshole made a scene at the Allergy Clinic one day about how he'd screw over Muslims by Firing them after Hiring them.

I understand that a few employees and a few VA Cops ended up being suspended; but being in California does have its drawbacks of having Crayzies, Fruits, Nuts, and more than enough Corruption in Govt and Law Enforcement running amok.  Of course being in and around Maxine Waters' District is a livng disaster. 

I'm an ex-Naval Officer, ex-Civil Service Employee, and Federal Whistleblower who saved Veterans'/Workers' lives and properly brought attention to Criminal Acts being done at a Naval Air Station; but I have to say that the Conduct/Criminal Cases and the Sociopaths have taken over the State and Federal Govt.  Too many dirty scum in the MIC as well.  IMHO, the Major Cities in the BOS-DCA Corridor may have some of the last few places left where low level scum are less tolerated and actually dispatched.

Sidebar
Uncle Sam should move the Bulk of AF_Base_Living_Ops  into Ft MacArthur (where the housing units are); and just operate Plant Rep Offices as a Base Annex at LAX.  Most Vets/GMs commute by Shuttle or Bus from MacArthur (in San Pedro), anyway (need to fly out?  there's Torrance, Long Beach, OC, or a 25 Min Shuttle ride to LAX).  They can move offices to Redondo, Torrance, or the whole scheme to Seal Beach, Huntington Beach, or near Orange County (John Wayne) Airport.

Back to the Yello Tags

The refugees should get looked at by MDs, fed, cared for, and in a few cases educated/trained, then sent to Camps, Shelters put up in TRK or LBY using all the old Iraqi/Afghan War Housing Units used by our Troops during the Long War, so they can begin protecting themselves, and rebuild their own countries.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 03:53 | 6624137 Keyboard Kommando
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Jews don't eat pork because it would be cannabalism!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 06:32 | 6624235 cookies anyone
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Take several good sized pork chops. Sprinkle them with red pepper, oregano or both. Add a bit of oil and bake them on 200C until done... for extra pleasure add potatoes that have been cooked for a bit and enjoy

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 07:18 | 6624260 I AM SULLY
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That sounds really tasty ... damn ...

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:17 | 6624334 Fiscal.Enema
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Would Porky Pig eat a muslim?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 13:05 | 6625290 Stevious
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Accidentally fall and hit your head -- knocked out in any pig pen, even if the pigs are usually quite docile and you will be eaten.  Pigs are politically correct, they do not discriminate.  If it's edible, they eat it.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:22 | 6624341 TongueStun
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I want to go to a Mosque and a Synagogue and throw a couple of Ham Grenades.....

 

I say we H-bomb the middle east......

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:33 | 6624358 spacehedgie
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FTFA: "But other parents said they were the result of good intentions."

Yeah, nails it down perfectly. Undisputed #1 cause of bad things in our world -- good intentions (claims of). "This is for your own good." "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:39 | 6624366 Last of the Mid...
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If you don't want a pork chop. How about haul your fucking ass.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:43 | 6624370 bluez
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I knew a few pigs personally. Filthy, yes, but also as smart as dogs. I don't eat dogs or pig meat, or even horse meat. I don't want no yellow tag, though, thank you.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:47 | 6625225 IndianaJohn
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If you really knew pigs you know that they are as clean as good dogs. True that on a hot day hogs will wallow in anything that is wet. But they prefer a cold sanitary mud bath at the spa.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 08:57 | 6624391 NoWayJose
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The reason the Mudlim and Jewish mothers complained so loudly is that if their kids discovered how tasty pork is, they would question their religion and want MOAR!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:08 | 6624414 Crazed Smoker
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Ever get checked into the hospital?  First thing they do is give you a wearable identifier...  bracelet printed.   I wear a "tag" everyday where I work with my picture on it.   I work in manufacturing offices and security requires that I open my bag at the end of everyday to ensure I am not stealing.  Yeah putting identifiers on kids heads is bad idea and needs revision,  But newsworthy?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 10:36 | 6624704 silverer
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Do they have to go the hospital if they eat pork?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:13 | 6624439 Dazar Nummers
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I just want to say one word--  Schweinekrusten

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:33 | 6624485 Lorca's Novena
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BUAHAHAHAHA!! This is the funniest shit ive read in a while! Would have been even better had they used a star and forced them tp eat in a shower room...

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 09:41 | 6624506 TimmyS
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long yellow!

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 10:58 | 6624779 Polymarkos
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The best thing for Europe would be to take al the 'non-pork eaters,' give them yellwo arm bands, put them on trains, and ship them to camps where they can be baked at 425 degrees, 7 minutes per pound. Then ship the long pig back to the Middle East as Soylent Green.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:12 | 6624851 Joe Camel
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I'm thinking that they should use the same yellow name tags that the Price is Right contestants wear.

That could really tick off some parents when they find out there kids are being marked with something that is American through and through.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:29 | 6624927 loregnum
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I don't eat pork and I'm not a muslim, jew or vegetarian. I guess I should have a tag slapped on me.

Amusing if the jews didn't have to wear the tags but hey, blame muslims. Got to keep the moronic American islamophobia going.

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 11:49 | 6624995 yellowsub
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It's ironic how the death of innocent people from these conflicts is nowhere near revolting...

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 12:50 | 6625241 IndianaJohn
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Why don't they just feed those kids and tell them they are eating kosher/halal possum and raccoon?

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 17:45 | 6626294 Pumpkin
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Fuck that!  Feed em pork!

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