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US Foreign Policy Explained (In 1 Cartoon)

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Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:30 | 6622209 DaddyO
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The only reason I laugh is to keep from crying...

DaddyO

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:38 | 6622241 Looney
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John Kerry: In The Godfather, I was cast as the severed head of a horse found in one dude’s bed.

Looney ;-)

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:08 | 6622392 kaiserhoff
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That sack of shit is the worst liar in American political history.

Quite a feat.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:45 | 6622567 Manthong
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Lavrov to Kerry.. ”Gee John, why the long face”?

“.. is only few bombs on bad guys”.

Actually, Lavrov probably speaks better English than Secretary War Horse.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:10 | 6622413 MoHillbilly
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And it still took him 20 takes to get it right

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:32 | 6622213 The Indelicate ...
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Perhaps it is time to climb down off our ideological high horse and start respecting the vital interests of other sovereign nations, even as we protect and defend our own.

http://www.veteransnewsnow.com/2015/10/02/521966-the-mind-of-mr-putin/

Educate yourself and read Putin’s 2015 UN speech here. A large effort seems to be in process to hide and ridicule this speech.

http://investmentwatchblog.com/educate-yourself-and-read-putins-2015-un-...

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:35 | 6622231 The Indelicate ...
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This is OT

"(INTELLIHUB) — In yet another startling example of Facebook’s increasing power to control public thought, the CEO of the massive social media network was recently caught on mic discussing his plans to censor posts that the sites thought police deem anti-migrant.

The discussion, between Zuckerberg and German Chancellor Angela Merkel, was caught on a hot mic during sideline discussions at the United Nations. Merkel can be heard pressing Zuckerberg about what she deemed to be “anti-migrant” posts on the social media site after which the Facebook CEO makes clear that his site is working on censoring them.

“We need to do some work,” Zuckerberg stated in response to a question by Merkel about what she deems to be hate posts on Facebook.

“Are you working on this?” Merkel asks in English. “Yeah,” Zuckerberg responds before being cut off as introductory remarks for the United Nations development summit in New York begin."
...

https://www.intellihub.com/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-caught-admitting...

Turn off your farcebook.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:37 | 6622240 Budnacho
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Quit Facebook 2+ years Ago....I prefer the NSA to have to work to find out about me...

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:44 | 6622272 monk27
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Only retards use FB for anything serious nowadays... It's kind of an elementary IQ test !

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:48 | 6622302 franciscopendergrass
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" . . . start respecting the vital interests of other sovereign nations" 

You've got jokes now I see.  The US has not respected the interests of over sovereigns since WWII.  I'd wish the US would be more like the Swiss

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:18 | 6622459 Consuelo
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'Zuckerberg', Germany, Merkel, Howl-O-$Cost denial, never-ending Goy atonement/servitude, and now 'hate posts'...?    They sorta go together like peanut butter & jelly...

 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:38 | 6622238 astoriajoe
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What's your horse's name? 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:47 | 6622281 The Indelicate ...
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Fuck Hugh.

That's his name.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6622418 Amish Hacker
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My bird's name is Flip.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:53 | 6622325 TheAntiProgressive
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Yes and love him or hate him 1 hour spent on CSPAN with the last diatribe from Ted Cruz is well worth a lesson in current crafting of government "policy".  See, to the political class we are nothing but a nation of Gruberites to be lied to and misdirected.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:59 | 6622349 MEAN BUSINESS
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The Indelicate Genius, yo, could ya' spare a greenie?

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-10-01/russia-destabilizing-syria%E2%8...

Rock on.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:32 | 6622214 NoDebt
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After Obama was caught on open mic making that "flexibility" comment to Putin I would have paid $20 real cash money to get in Putin's head and hear what he thought.

My guess:  "You have no idea, asshole.  No idea."

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6622438 Amish Hacker
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Congratulations on a very good guess. You just saved yourself $20.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:47 | 6622227 taoJones
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Self-censored... 

"Better to remain silent & thought a fool, than to open one's mouth & remove all doubt"

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:36 | 6622233 stant
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"I miss days of moose and squirl. Was more of challenge "

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:36 | 6622234 BarkingCat
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Let's not get carried away. The government has become lot more confrontational towards the Russians and not cooperative.

There has been zero "flexibility" from Obama and instead his administration has pursued a very aggressive anti-Russian policy.

The coup in Ukraine as well as sanctions and moving NATO troops right to the Russian border are not what people expected from this "flexibility" comment.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:46 | 6622282 monk27
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And a lot of good it did to them...

Sat, 10/03/2015 - 01:36 | 6624039 zhandax
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"Let's not get carried away. The government has become lot more confrontational towards the Russians and not cooperative."

The government has become lot more confrontational towards Americans and not cooperative.  And it doesn't seem to bother anyone in DC.  They all must go.  If the next election returns all these complicit puppets to congress, it will be merely be confirmation that the idiots are now a majority.  Just in case anyone thought the millennials were the light at the end of the tunnel.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:37 | 6622235 Spitzer
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What Russia is doing in Syria is legal under intl law. What the US is doing is not.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:50 | 6622310 Joe A
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They just call it humanitarian intervention. That makes it alright then.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:18 | 6622453 Mike Masr
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Yah, Assad is a demon according to our US narrative, but what the leaders of Yemen and Qatar are doing is a-okay. 

Just like in the old days when Pinochet in Chili was murdering millions of his citizens he was cool and good in our book because he opposed Castro and Communism.

It's selective intervention. Intervene only when it benefits us.....  

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:09 | 6622409 NoWayJose
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And now we are admitting we are supplying arms to rebels trying to overthrow an elected government?

I bet Putin wishes he would have sent in the Russian Marines when he had a chance to stop the U.S. Overthrow in Ukraine!

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:18 | 6622454 Latitude25
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ISIS = CIA so that means US black ops guys are dying from Russian bombs

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 18:11 | 6622958 conscious being
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Someone had to take out the garbage.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:38 | 6622245 jakesdad
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that's one way of depicting it - another might be the jail scene from "fletch" (old chevy chase movie - "nice to meet you, ben!")

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:42 | 6622263 Chad_the_short_...
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Yea man lets not get carried away. US has done enough already in the last year and a half for Russia to nuke us. Russia is just now responding for the first time. 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:50 | 6622311 replaceme
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Really, just now?

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:55 | 6622331 semperfi
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Russia is now being "proactive" to stave off encroaching badness.  Crimea was "reactive", and a wake up call to Russia - and the last time they will be reactive.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:45 | 6622279 wmbz
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The US Foreign Policy is a cartoon, I just wish it was a funny one.

Obozo & Lurch should order some stuff from the ACME rocket co.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:51 | 6622313 bid the soldier...
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Of course, it was to Medvedev that the Negro said that he would be more flexible in his second term.

But the cartoon made me chuckle.  Everyone knew he was lying when he said it.  His handlers intentionally left the mike open so the NYT and WaPo could rub it on their genitals when masterbating about Obama.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 15:58 | 6622346 Zero-Hegemon
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The US doesn't have a foreign policy, it's just a zombie doing the foreign policy bidding of another country that is a beacon of demokrazy.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:40 | 6622403 The Indelicate ...
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The Moon of Alabama with another article - and this one mentions the Oded Yinon plan.

http://www.moonofalabama.org/2015/10/russias-campaign-to-snuff-off-cias-...

Even 2 years ago no one had heard of it.

Efforts were made by a plucky few to change that.

Now - the Jewish Press begins to take notice and, turning their amps immediately to 11, compares it to the Protocols.

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/move-over-protocols-of-the...

And an honorable mention goes to the WRH site, or at least Blackbird 9

http://whatreallyhappened.com/content/bex-alert-move-over-protocols-elde...

By the way -

http://www.ahavat-israel.com/eretz/future

http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=western_support_for_islam...

http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html

http://chosenpeople.com/main/index.php/israel-articles/545-taking-it-lit...

It's worth noting that really, a more pragmatic, secular, and ordinary compulsion drives most Zionists - not the Torah. That is, whether or not a politician in Likud is a fundamentalist or not {and there are disagreements amongst them - which is odd, God ordinarily being so careful to not be misunderstood, right?} Zionism *as* Jewish ultra-nationalism still wants, certainly, to take over and ethnically cleanse what remains of Palestine, and grab more of Lebanon, Syria and probably Sinai. That would suffice for quite a long time so long as the goyim surrounding the state were weak, divided, and not military *or financial/commercial* rivals.

The only existing prophecies are of the self-fulfilling kind. People who believe in biblical fairy tales, so full of certainty and pride in words written by fallible, xenophobic, pre-scientific, superstitious, hyperethnocentric, materialistic men didn't predict a fucking thing.

But they surely knew that if you tell children lies early and often, they grow up to refuse all evidence to the contrary.

The gnostics knew it - the Torah/Old Testament {and Koran} were written by, in facile Judeo-and-Christian terms, "the devil."

The devil destroys all it conquers - including human minds.

What better way to do so than in the Trojan Horse of Yahweh the father-sky g0d and his "bible."

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https://archive.org/details/MastersOfDeception

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 20:14 | 6623387 Westcoastliberal
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Thanks for that Moon link, I sent it to Quinn at TBP.  It's official, we're training Al Q!

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:12 | 6622431 NoWayJose
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Kerry is so bad that I almost wish his predecessor was still running the State Department..... Ummmm... Wait now..... I take that back!

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6622433 Davilis
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Actually things seem to be going pretty well. The US strategy to keep the middle east in a constant state of destabilization appears on track. We even found someone else to drop the bombs for us. That's a nice accomplishment. And the pendulum swings back....

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6622436 655321
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This cartoon would be accurate if it was Israel/AIPAC's finger twirling the US Government.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:47 | 6622580 AlfredNeumann
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I think AIPAC's days are numbered and so is Israel's.  Perhaps Kissinger was right, He said Israel wouldn't exist in 10 years

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 17:31 | 6622707 NuYawkFrankie
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Correct. The cartoon makes no sense.

Either the catoonist doesn't know the meaning of being "wrapped around someone's finger" (smitten by, besotted  with, adoringly subservient pussy-whipped, overly-eager to please etc) - or it's outta some ZIO-Rag like the NYT, trying to imply that Bamma is not tough enuf on Putin - and thats the cause of all these problems.... which of course is a bald faced zio-lie.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:32 | 6622514 AlfredNeumann
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Just wait  Israelis won't be taking too kindly the destruction of their Chaos boys, ISIS.

Wait until the first Israeli Jet does a strike on the Golan Heights (which is Syria)

Also look for the Jew bastareds to try and steal Lebanon again.

I hope China and Putin arm Hezbollah to the teeth.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 16:44 | 6622565 AlfredNeumann
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Most Americans still think they are hot shit and ''special'

They think they are a big country but you can fit the entire USA into the Sahara desert.

Russia has 9 Times zones and VAST natural resources.

China has the manpower to make things happen FAST.

America can't do shit anymore.  Even their military is full of imbeciles and nutters.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 17:30 | 6622779 cougar_w
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Reserve currency

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 18:29 | 6623041 dvfco
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The U.S. is 1.02X the size of China and .58X the size of Russia.  But, China is stuffing over a billion more people into the same land mass.  The Russians have about the same # of people per sq. mile as we do.

China kills people who don't do what the government orders them to do.  That was true in Russia sa well, until recently.  And, it will be the case here  . . . soon.

Our military is falling apart because our jackass-in-chief has fired or forced the resignation of the most competent military commanders we have and made sure gays and libs, all 100% loyal to the Obama regime, are the only ones getting promoted to the top jobs.

We're getting a queer head of the US Army.  That should help with morale!  Don't drop the soap.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 17:12 | 6622697 spyware-free
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I know it's Debka but it's a game changer if true
http://www.debka.com/article/24926/Chinese-warplanes-to-join-Russian-air...

This as Obama just finished explaining how Russia is isolated and has a small coalition.

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 17:17 | 6622715 spyware-free
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For those of you who parlez francais. This site is claiming Russian Sukhoi's and Isreali F15's narrowly avoided a dogfight over Syria.

https://strategika51.wordpress.com/2015/10/02/syrie-duel-aerien-entre-de...

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 20:11 | 6623377 earleflorida
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israel is america's surrogate strongman in the ME.  we arm them for free. lebanon's 'hezbolla' is a make believe 'terrorist organization' as is the 'muslim brotherhood [but its ok for turkey?]'. if not for the hezbolla assad would probably fallen by now. just ask condoleesa rice when israel was at war with lebanon and the tide turned in favor of lebanon. the war became a truce, with total devastation to lebanon which was close to putting alot of hurt on israel.

the ussa almost got involved to protect israel

israel willdo whatever it takes to destroy lebanon and sryia for their running out of palestinian territory

fucking sad!!! 

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 19:41 | 6623283 Gonzogal
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PRICELESS!!!

Fri, 10/02/2015 - 19:46 | 6623299 earleflorida
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ISIS = CIA's Darwinism creation

Syria = Saudi Arabia & Qatar [GCC] = Petro$$$ mutation

Iraq & Iran = MIC mutation via CIA

WTC/911 = Saudi Arabia funding and CIA training OBL

America's Police State = Thank you Arabs

any questions?

 


Mon, 10/05/2015 - 02:01 | 6630069 onmail1
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US foreigh policy == What u learn on campus

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