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Ask Courageous Ben Bernanke Anything, Courtesy Of The WSJ

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As Ben Bernanke's grand revisionist book tour continues, this morning he speaks to his favorite former mouthpiece, the WSJ Jon Hilsenrath as part of the WSJ in turn promoting its own version of Medley Global, WSJ Pro. The Bernanke webcast can be seen below:

 

More importantly, as the WSJ has kindly offered, anyone who wishes to, can ask Ben Bernanke questions about his "courage" to print $3 trillion and make the rich richer. Just make sure to tag your tweet with #FedWSJPro

Follow the running questions here:

 

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Wed, 10/07/2015 - 08:58 | 6639056 NoDebt
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Popcorn!  STAT!

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:01 | 6639072 Baby Bladeface
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Q to the Bernank: Is it sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:04 | 6639076 Four chan
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Enslaving a Free people to debt, and capturing all assets through boom and bust you create, IS the/your system. 101 years of the fed and the enslavement is complete, they have stolen a nation. the "system" is working perfectly.  nothing more than counterfeiters.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:12 | 6639126 pods
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^^this.

Do not tweet any questions to him. He is a liar and was the head thief. Why legitimize him with giving a shit about what he thinks?

pods

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:15 | 6639144 Dr. Engali
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Sometimes it's just plain fun to ridicule the guy.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:33 | 6639271 two hoots
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Mr Bernanke,

 

Where does the Federal Reserve get its operating money?

 

Why do taxpayers pay the members a 6% divy?

   

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:03 | 6639448 pods
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"Are you worried about what they are going to do to you when they get ahold of you?"

pods

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 13:48 | 6640495 marathonman
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Mr. Bernanke,

What did the banking establishment offer you in exchange for scuttling the quasi nationalization plan you first advanced in response to the financial crisis?  Was it an offer you couldn't refuse?

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:10 | 6639081 VinceFostersGhost
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Courtesy Of The WSJ

 

Ben...what is your favorite color?

 

If you had a puppy....what would you name it?

 

That's all I have....the rest of my questions are for Hillary.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:07 | 6639087 NoDebt
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"Should those bankers which Mr. Bernanke wanted to send to jail have gone there before or after he gave them trillions of dollars?"

Fantastic.

ZH Special Ops Strike Team, your presence is requested on Twitter RIGHT FREAKING NOW.  Go! Go! GO!  Dammit, guys, shake off that hangover and go tear this guy a new one.  (Would do it myself, but I don't have and will NEVER have a Twitter account)

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:46 | 6639106 HungryPorkChop
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Moar' cake and popcorn for the masses as they bail out their buddies.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:27 | 6639224 thunderchief
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I would like to ask the Bernanke how he fucks himself every evening after destroying the countries finances.

What a schmuck. 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 08:59 | 6639059 kliguy38
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We're nauseated by you phony piles of shit........

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:16 | 6639153 VinceFostersGhost
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Now you know why the media doesn't get Donald Trump.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:16 | 6639066 CHX
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Why is gold a CB "tradition" ?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:02 | 6639069 Captain Debtcrash
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What economic events would make you believe your monetary ideology, held for your entire professional career, was wrong? 

 

Religious debate

Q To Bill Nye What would make you believe in god.

A Evidence

Q To Ken Ham What would make you not believe in god.

A Nothing

There is no point in having any further discussion.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:02 | 6639073 Grandad Grumps
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Sorry, I don't use twatter ... or snapperchat or faceboob for that matter.

Is that discrimination against Luddites?

I want to protest for Luddite rights!! Where do I complain?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:05 | 6639086 Grandad Grumps
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What I would like to ask is: "What gives him and the Fed the moral right to pick winners and losers and to enslave the planet in debt?"

(I am not talking about the falsely claimed legal right ceded by congress through the Federal Reserve Act that was never legally ratified)

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:02 | 6639080 knukles
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Seriously?  Bread and Circuses for the intellectually impaired

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:07 | 6639098 SharkBit
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Why are you such a egotistical dick?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:08 | 6639104 dexter_morgan
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ZWO mouthpieces - who gives a fuck. I'm sure it's all congresses fault, he is big hero......at least to the top 1%'ers that got wildly wealthier during his reaign. 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:09 | 6639110 TeethVillage88s
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Dear Mr. Retired Chairman Bozo.

Is it true that the Basel Accord 2015, 2016, is a failure since Central Banks are Running QE and the Hyper Financialization of Good Collateral paper makes it impossible for Banks to secure these higher Paper Reserves?

Also Dear Mr. Bozo; is it true that we are forever Doomed to have dumb assholes running our central banks and banking system.

Thanks in advance for your kind reply.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:10 | 6639114 koaj
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This will go as well as the Ask JPM thing a few years ago

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:13 | 6639129 abyssinian
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When will you turn yourself in to the authority and go to jail forever!? Thank you Benny!

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:40 | 6639314 Bastiat
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Bernanke: what authority?  Hahahahah!

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:14 | 6639134 sTls7
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Why bother, it's all bullshit anyway. 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:14 | 6639138 gmak
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Dear Bernank:  WHat is the neck size on your shirts?  

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:17 | 6639145 sTls7
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Trying to make a buck off 'Main St'  America... that's what pisses me off.  What a Creep.  $crew them again.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:16 | 6639150 Gracy101
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Can you sing The Bankers Song Ben? Oh go on...

https://thatguybloke.wordpress.com

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:16 | 6639154 Harry Balzak
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Anyone see his interview on Charlie Rose?  He looked absolutely terrified.

Charlie Rose didn't seem to 'get it', yet any frequent ZH reader would.  Bernank knows his actions have failed.  He knows we're headed for disaster.  He knows he is responsible for it.  He knows it's going to seriously affect the world economy.

Bernank looked as Janet did when she delivered her most recent stammering speech.  

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:38 | 6639303 ejmoosa
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Sure he is scared.  He has had to write a book to sell the actions of the worst CB leader since Greenspan debacle..  And he has to sell it.

Fortunately, anyone with an IQ above their pulse ain't buying it. That's a pretty low bar, btw.

Their Fatal Conceit?  They had to do what they did to save us.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:44 | 6639347 Bastiat
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Problem with the Bernank's book ,- anyone dumb enough to care what the smoke blowing idiot has to say for himself is too dumb to read.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:17 | 6639155 gmak
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Dear Bernank:  Does it make you sad that no one will ever name their kid BEN again, once the SHTF?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:22 | 6639183 Lorca's Novena
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Q : Ben , so how many nail guns are in the FED's vault?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:22 | 6639186 All Out Of Bubblegum
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Hi Ben!

 

Do you do jaw exercises before blowing investment bankers? Is it true that Lord Jacob Rothschild has a tiny johnson?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:24 | 6639196 Harry Balzak
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Ask him if he reads Zero Hedge!

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:25 | 6639214 Calculus99
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Mr Bernanke, can you tell us all how you equate the word 'courageous' with slashing interest rates? 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:26 | 6639215 BarkingCat
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I have a question - why did you screw millions of people who worked hard all their lives and saved just to rescue the bankers who gambled with their and other people's money????

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:26 | 6639223 mijev
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Are Jamie Dimon's throat and Wankstain's lymph nodes the only growth industries left in America?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:30 | 6639247 mijev
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Ok so it's old but apropos: Ben, if we threw you, Janet, Greenspan, Dimon and Blankfein off the roof of the Fed building at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?

Appropriate answer: Who cares?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:12 | 6639491 Renfield
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Appropriate answer: Let's try it and find out.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:32 | 6639269 ultraticum
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1.  If all debt-money brought into existence bears interest to the Fed's owners, the interest must also be brought into existence as interest-bearing debt.  So, Mr. Counterfeiter-in-Chief, just how, exactly, can this exponential system not ultimately end in a hyperinflationary disaster?

 

2.  Pray tell . . . how was your increasing the interest rate paid to banks on their excess reserves, in an era of ZIRP, intended to stimulate the real economy, which I think is part of your do-gooder sounding "dual mandate"?  Was this a trick you learned from your vaunted study of the Great Depression?

Please just answer those two questions honestly.

Just what I thought . . . you can't.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:32 | 6639270 Downtoolong
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Ben, is it true that Carmen Segarra is locked in Janet Yellen's basement? 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:38 | 6639299 Harry Balzak
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Ben, which is most effective against tyranny and sophistry:  tar and feathers, noose, or guillotine?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:45 | 6639349 Dr. Engali
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Ben, did you strain your finger when you courageously pushed the print button?     

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:59 | 6639425 Not if_ But When
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Ben -  Can any proceeds from your fucked up, self serving piece of trash book be applied to the Federal Reserve's balance sheet?  Do you think you'll be disappointed when you "meet your maker" and learn that he is not a banker?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:11 | 6639486 williambanzai7
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Target acquired...

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:12 | 6639493 Bastiat
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Ben - if gold is not important why is so much effort spent in suppressing its price?  

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:31 | 6639565 The Most Intere...
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Not defending Bernanke at all.  What he did/headed up was a disgrace and the bigegst theft in the histrory of mankind.  But, bankers were not the only ones bailed out:

Will the Real Bail-Out Recipients Please Stand?

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:40 | 6639612 Dr. Engali
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That article is nothing but a bunch of garbage. If the fed had left the system correct itself bad investments would have been washed out of the system and prices would have reset. Instead, by artificially propping up prices we find ourselves still dealing with a mess seven years later that will only get worse the further we kick the can down the road.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 13:03 | 6640275 The Most Intere...
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"If the fed had left the system correct itself bad investments would have been washed out of the system and prices would have reset. Instead, by artificially propping up prices we find ourselves still dealing with a mess seven years later that will only get worse the further we kick the can down the road."

Of course, I totally agree.  As I said, the bail-out was a massive theft.  A theft of future generations and the have-nots, not current stakeholders.  My only point is that many of the people that were bailed out, do not to this day realize it.  They are trying to hang Bernanke and the bankers while checking their own portfolios and patting themselves on the back for being "smart" enough ride it out.  As I conclude, they may not be so lucky next time.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6639589 Atomizer
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Alan Greenspan has been washed up. Bernanke is the next poster child in Federal Reserve Common Core Math skill set. 

 

Then Bernanke blames Congress, who has the ablity to Audit the Federal Reserve and re-coin a new United States currency. It smells like shit on a bullshit meter. The more lies flying around will bring this shit to a end.

Keep at it, watch your world burst into a dead broke status. 

Shalom Bernanke! 

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 05:27 | 6639781 ImGumbydmmt
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Wed, 10/07/2015 - 11:38 | 6639885 paint it red ca...
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Just curious Ben, do you spit or swallow???????

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