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When Buybacks Fail...

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This is what happens when the corporate buyback bonanza bursts. If the CFO loved it at $116 - which is Monsanto's average stock buyback stock over the past 5 years - he'll love it at $84.

 

 

 

Time to borrow some cheap money to fund more buybacks. Oh Wait!!

 

h/t @Moved_Average

 

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Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:42 | 6639323 SafelyGraze
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OT -

search term of the day

janet yellen "the light of my life"

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:42 | 6639324 MarlasBack
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Nothing would make me happier than to see Monsantan go down.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:43 | 6639337 RacerX
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Yep. Couldn't happen to a nicer co.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:43 | 6639628 firstdivision
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Seeing GS implode wouldn't make you happier?

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:43 | 6639333 SharkBit
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Boycott Monsanto.  Just another evil, society killing cartel. 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:43 | 6639340 astoriajoe
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I, for one, am happy that Monstanto didn't use that cash for extra capacity. 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:45 | 6639356 NoDebt
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Good point.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:44 | 6639341 antonina2
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Guess they are just gona have to cut more jobs AGAIN!

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:46 | 6639358 fowlerja
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Time to Roundup the wagons and form a circle...looks like were going down..

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:47 | 6639363 Oh regional Indian
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What I'm waiting for is when Mon Santo (what a wickedly clever name, My Saint... My Ass) fails.

And buyback failure is a sign of implosion....

First you cannot produce (honstly) to keep your stawk up...

Then you cannot TAWK your STAWK up...

Finally you cannot even BUY your Stawk up...

Even though it's evening here in India, let me say it, I love the smell of burning monsanto in the morning.

Speaking of burning, the final trailer/teaser of my stop th eburning (of oil) series...after this the launch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOkf_1J83A

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:58 | 6639423 MadVladtheconquerer
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And yet, Monsanto will still be conducting business as usual yr after yr after yr.

And the stock market surges.

 

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:01 | 6639440 Oh regional Indian
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We need to think longer time-lines in general. That is one of the strongest suits of the planners of general mahem....Multi-generational to them can mean thousands of years...

We need to think like them...

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:49 | 6639377 Kickaha
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What accounting trick will they be able to use under GAAP to hide this 26% loss and issue an awesome quarterly report?

 

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 11:05 | 6639751 Colonel Klink
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Firing more of the little people.  Standard operation procedure.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:52 | 6639390 Dr. Engali
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Meh, it's only other people's "money". WTF do they care as long as they're killing people and their bonuses are fat? 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:57 | 6639414 totemt
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Fertilizing the buybacks with Monsanto debt.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:57 | 6639415 yogibear
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After other people's money for stock buybacks to boost the CEO's and board's stock options the reverse will be painful.

By then the CEOs have their nice bonuses and options cashed out.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 09:57 | 6639416 Grandad Grumps
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People do not understand that buybacks are not designed to prop up the stock, but to harvest dollars for insiders.

The buybacks worked perfectly ... and who cares if the company has more debt!

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:45 | 6639641 Sparehead
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If I was a cynic I'd assume when things get bad enough those same insiders will play musical chairs, starting over at Bailout Inc. with a new low baseline from which to measure their performance.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:09 | 6639476 ghostzapper
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Most if not all informed people want to see the Bankster Cabal Khazarian Mafia go down in flames.  There are things each sovereign individual can do to help.

- stop buying GMO laced food.  That garbage is fucking killing you.

- stop inhaling other garbage like soda and bullshit loaded with sugar and high fructose corn syrup

- stop using toothpaste laced with flouride literally designed intentionally to make you fat and dumb

- get healthy and off of big pharma chemical bomb pills

- do not do any business with a Fed PD

I know it's a long haul but the least we can do as individuals is take action.  

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:22 | 6639534 T-888
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Looks like someone was drinking the glycophosphate.....

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:25 | 6639547 Oh regional Indian
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It's actually Glyphosate, but well plaid! ;-)

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:26 | 6639550 kenny500c
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When the red ink flows a $1/per share loss now becomes $2/per share thanks to reduced share count.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:44 | 6639624 SillySalesmanQu...
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I would say it time to double or triple down on those expensively purchased shares...the insiders probablly did a Goldman and shorted the shit out of those bought back shares.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:52 | 6639670 MedicalQuack
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Also, Monsanto provides farmers seeds with intellectual properties and penalizes and puts farmers out of business if they don't 100% comply.  The farmers are also very concerned about the data Monsanto collects and sells as well, same old thing, selling data.  Got any seeds left over and want to use them next year,  nope won't work that way.

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/02/big-data-in-farming-back-to-data.html

Data selling epidemic certainly lives here.  

 

 

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:58 | 6639707 alangreedspank
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MON has a surprisingly low P/E ratio compared to most other stocks...after that price drop.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 11:02 | 6639735 Colonel Klink
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Let MonSatan fail.  Fuck that POS company.

Wed, 10/07/2015 - 12:58 | 6640255 JuliaS
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Russia is thinking of boycotting Monsanto specifically and banning GMO's all together. The initiative could be linked to this price drop as they are a big agricultural client.

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