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According To Bernanke, This Was The "Biggest Impact Of QE"

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Are you ready for this... are you sitting down... you better be sitting down. Here it comes

  • BERNANKE SAYS BIGGEST IMPACT OF QE WAS TO 'CREATE JOBS'

just :0

 

From "hope" to "nope"...

 

"Peak Self-Delusion" or just another Big Lie?

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:23 | 6644132 Boxed Merlot
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I'd call that chart the visual version of "Bringing in the Sheaves".

jmo.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:23 | 6644134 cheech_wizard
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Why some people are still walking around breathing oxygen is beyond me. 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:26 | 6644146 Ban KKiller
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My vote is big lie. Or BIG LIE. 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:27 | 6644149 Panic Mode
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QE was to create rich and poor gap. You numb fuck, Bernake.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:38 | 6644163 GreatUncle
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Well he had to say something but couldn't say ...

I made all my wealthy buddies a whole lot richer now could he?

Or how your relative wages to costs have risen? NOT

*** Actually when you come down to it the only thing he could say was ***

Created loads of jobs!!!

Mwhahahaha

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:29 | 6644166 yogibear
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"$5 Trillion in bad debt still "hidden" on their books.  They claim, it would have been worse if they had done nothing, but when they try to get out, it will all collapse. So, they can NEVER get out, Ben has said as much. QE and zero rates forever, until it all slowly falls apart. "

Plenty of off-balance sheet garbage. In this Ponzi game eventually more and  more is piled on. 

Baby-Boomers retiring @ 10,000/day. Eventually it does matter as they cut consuming and become more of liability.

Internally (hiding it of course) their numbers must look aweful. We have to be getting close to the breaking point for the economy.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:32 | 6644174 lunaticfringe
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This comes from a guy who had a perfect SAT score and graduated from MIT. Obamacare did more to create jobs than QE ever did. It took 20 million full time benefit jobs at 60k- and turned them into 60 million part time jobs without benefits,

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:40 | 6644205 Charles Offdensen
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We unemployed some folks!

Or

We retired some folks!

Take your pick but essentially they're both the same thing.

For the record I tried!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:41 | 6644206 Wahooo
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Hang 'em high.

Fortunately when Russia takes over the US, Putin will have no use for banksters like this motherfucker.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:43 | 6644215 PhiBetaZappa
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I thought he was back at the Hogwarts School of Economics teaching transfiguration.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:45 | 6644216 fowlerja
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Benny Bershaftme should have stayed in Dillon, South Carolina ...he could have done much more for America if he had just continued doing the job he grew up with...at least he could help clean up after the recent floods

"As a teenager, Bershaftme worked construction on a new hospital and waited tables at a restaurant at nearby South of the Border, a roadside attraction in his hometown of Dillon, South Carolina."

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 10:52 | 6644256 gcjohns1971
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He meant trading-desk, and banker jobs.

 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 11:03 | 6644304 Yes_Questions
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Thanks Tyler for making sure I was sitting.

 

I just fell out of my Fucking Chair!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 11:04 | 6644310 loveyajimbo
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Ben should be ass-kicked and horse-whipped, tarred and feathered, beaten and buggered, then put on a boxcar headed for Tiajuana.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 11:04 | 6644311 Dre4dwolf
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lol hes just trolling at this point

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 11:22 | 6644391 AuEagleNest
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Hookers, drug dealers, bartenders, wait-staff & prison guards ... all growth industries thanks to uncle Benny.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 11:32 | 6644432 MSorciere
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Job creation for serfs and didn't even keep up with working age population growrh.

 

Just another narcissistic jack-ass, delusional and in denial.

 

'Reality is what we say it is' shite.

 

 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 11:38 | 6644465 John Law Lives
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Sounds like being a sociopath and a pathological liar are requirements for that gig...

FedFUBAR.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 12:17 | 6644658 orangegeek
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DIE BERNANKE DIE!!!!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 12:26 | 6644702 Baby Eating Dingo22
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You fools!!!

Slavery IS a job

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 13:14 | 6645007 TalkToLind
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Slavery IS a job

I agree, however Income taxes, debt and inflation are what lock a person into slavery. A job is just a delicious looking carrot used to lure you into the "system".

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 13:41 | 6645186 sbenard
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Which "jobs"? the part-time, temp, waiter, or bartender ones?

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 13:42 | 6645191 sbenard
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Bubbles Bernanke! My sobriquet of love for the tyrant!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:59 | 6645925 Radical Marijuana
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Bernanke was selected to be a figurehead for the single greatest institution in the world that was built upon governments ENFORCING FRAUDS by privately controlled banks. The Federal Reserve Board, as the American King of Fraud, demonstrates the ways that the whole system is based on legalized lies, backed by legalized violence, and is psychotic, because almost everything operates through fundamentally fraudulent financial accounting systems.

The EXISTENCE of the Federal Reserve Board symbolically represents the overall globalized institution of DEBT SLAVERY, whose structure automatically and necessarily has driven itself to manifest debt insanities. William K. Black's book, "the best way to rob a bank is to own one," was about a time in history when control frauds still resulted in some individuals going to jail. However, in retrospect, nothing was changed, other than the banksters developing their abilities to continue to corrupt governments even more, so that nobody significant would go to jail for the excessively successful frauds that precipitated the 2008 financial crises.

Of course, Bernanke was spectacularly wrong in many of this most important predictions. He was selected to become the Fed Chairman because he was the best available professional liar and immaculate hypocrite to take that job. Bernanke kept the established systems going by doubling down on creating "money" out of nothing as debts, which therefore deferred those debts on future generations. Since the debt controls were backed by the death controls, what he was also actually doing was deferring the death controls onto future generations.

The next rounds of financial crises are going to be way worse than the previous events. The established systems of globalized electronic monkey money frauds, backed by the threats of force from apes with atomic bombs, are the ways that civilization operates its ENFORCED FRAUDS at the present time. That is operated by people who become socially successful within systems that require them to be the best available professional liars and immaculate hypocrites, as Bernanke was when he was Fed Chairman, and appears to still be.

Bernanke was merely another obvious example of a professional liar and immaculate hypocrite, who was selected for the job of Fed Chairman because that was what he was. Therefore, of course, one is not surprised to learn about his comments after he stopped being the Fed Chairman continuing to demonstrate that he is still a professional hypocrite.

In my opinion, people like Bernanke have perfected their abilities to remain willfully blind and deliberately ignorant, to the point of criminal negligence, at the least, while possibly there is runaway criminal insanity behind that. The MAD Money As Debt systems operate in ways which demand that those are based upon deliberately ignoring and misunderstanding the laws of nature as much as possible, while simultaneously doing so also with respect to the real relationships between human laws and natural laws.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:34 | 6646913 ThanksIwillHave...
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The QE scale should be T not M.

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