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Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:33 | 6645770 JustObserving
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As if Netanyahu is more trustworthy than the Nobel Prize Winner.  Both are war criminals.

Why is Netanyahu not drawing a bullseye on Obama?

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:36 | 6645801 Silky Johnson
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Seriously, what is this shit, the New Yorker? Fuck that guy, like he's not a rat himself.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:36 | 6645815 whotookmyalias
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At least Netanyahu puts his country first and makes that clear to everyone. That makes him 100x better than our current administration.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:39 | 6645828 Dr. Richard Head
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Fuck nationalism!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:40 | 6645840 Pinto Currency
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That cartoon is, perversely, a joke.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:44 | 6645863 Four chan
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remember when president barry soetoro told putin he would have more flexibility in his second 4 disastrous years?

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:00 | 6645968 SuperRay
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"Fuck nationalism"

You know, normally I'd agree with you, but it's pretty obvious to me that all this illegal immigration and taking in of refugees in the first world is a ploy by internationalist banksters and corporate elites to destroy national cultures. It's a natural continuation of neoliberal fascists that are undermining reasonable concerns people have about common sense morality and ethics. If they destroy the culture of a nation, the basically destroy its sense of being a sovereign entity. Between that ploy, dumbing people down, scaring the shit out of them and revoking their natural rights, as articulated in the constitution, they will install a fascist puppet dictator like douchbama, and they've won.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:35 | 6646167 The Wedge
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Nationalism or globalism, I prefer reasonable nationalism vs uber. Most people are nationalist to some degree except the globalists that run western nations.

Nothing wrong with healthy nationalism considering the opposition is interested in dissolution of the nation state.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:38 | 6646461 stacking12321
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saying "nothing wrong with healthy nationalism" is saying "nothing wrong with a healthy dose of delusion"

nations are made-up constructs, they don't exist in reality

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:48 | 6646510 Oldwood
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And neither do you...a complex mass of cellular crap bound together by nerve endings centralized in an ugly knot we call a head. Humanity is a construct and as such is as real as anything else we might perceive. To suggest that it doesn't exist is to say NOTHING MATTERS. Not your wife or kids or life as it is all part of some construct that is only real to you. Look again. You are human and as such everything you perceive MATTERS, including the social construct you live within, which generally is defined by language, culture and borders. Live in the Amazon with cannibals and then tell me your "delusion" doesn't matter.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:44 | 6646709 stacking12321
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your suggestion to live with cannibals is dumb and pointless, and you're a hypocrite if you're suggesting it and not doing it yourself.

as far as nations, yes they are made-up constructs, the lines in the dirt are made up by people, they don't exist in reality, a nation is a mass delusion / hallucination.

i know you're offended by my comments that aren't in line with your nationalistic brainwashing, but, that's your problem, tough, deal with it.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:11 | 6646588 Georgiabelle
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"Contemporary social scientists who write about nationalism tend to stress the contingent elements of group identity -- the extent to which national consciousness is culturally and politically manufactured by ideologists and politicians. They regularly invoke Benedict Anderson's concept of "imagined communities," as if demonstrating that nationalism is constructed will rob the concept of its power. It is true, of course, that ethnonational identity is never as natural or ineluctable as nationalists claim. Yet it would be a mistake to think that because nationalism is partly constructed it is therefore fragile or infinitely malleable. Ethnonationalism was not a chance detour in European history: it corresponds to some enduring propensities of the human spirit that are heightened by the process of modern state creation, it is a crucial source of both solidarity and enmity, and in one form or another, it will remain for many generations to come. One can only profit from facing it directly."  https://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/europe/2008-03-02/us-and-them

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:43 | 6646750 stacking12321
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i would go farther than to say that nationalism is partly constructed - it is completely constructed.

i'm not sure what you mean by "some enduring propensities of the human spirit that are heightened by the process of modern state creation" - you mean propensities like aggression and bloodlust? if these can indeed be called propensities of the human spirit (debatable), then they would certainly be the lowest, basest propensities of the human spirit.

i deal with individuals as individuals.

collectivism leads to sloppy thinking and irresponsible behavior.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:47 | 6645886 Baby Bladeface
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Cartooner excised part of drawing with left hand Netanyahu inserted bottom of puppet controlled.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:51 | 6645911 Nenad
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Obama will not finish his second term! Banned independent documentary reveals the truth. This will scare millions! Current Events Linked to Ancient Biblical Prophecy! http://motivationdose.com/is-america-babylon/

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:05 | 6645987 LawsofPhysics
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You are an idiot.  There will not be any collapse.  Just like Rome, the death of the republic will be a slow decent into purgatory...

 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:21 | 6646386 willwork4food
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Ordinarily I would agree with you, but things are lining up to suggest the contrary: An epic relatively quick failure.

They don't have much time and they know it.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:08 | 6646005 ShrNfr
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By the way, how did the end of the world go yesterday?? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11916179/end-of-...

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:23 | 6646084 Oldballplayer
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Mine went well. Had a good dinner and a nice smooth bowel movement before retiring to bed.

How was yours?

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:40 | 6646474 BarkingCat
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No, fuck you, you globalist asshole.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:42 | 6645851 Dog Will Hunt
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So then move your ass to Israel.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:57 | 6645948 whotookmyalias
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While I appreciate the time and thought that went into your reply, there is a better chance of seeing you taken from behind by Oprah wearing a strap-on than me moving to Israel. But hey, this is more of a brainstorming format, so keep those ideas coming.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:31 | 6646134 buyingsterling
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"That makes him 100x better than our current administration."

Amen. Look at the downvotes. They either don't want the Pimp to care about the country, or they think Netanyahu doesn't care about his, or shouldn't.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:52 | 6646533 Oldwood
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Hate needs no reason. The debate is over. Deniers are evil deluded fools bent on destroying the world. etc, etc, etc...

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:57 | 6646301 Keyboard Kommando
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Except that they're evil, Satanic kike bastards!

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 06:28 | 6648078 Chris Dakota
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We could have The Donald if we wanted to put America first.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:36 | 6645812 whotookmyalias
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Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:59 | 6645961 whotookmyalias
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It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.  So why the downvotes?  I had to upvote myself.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:05 | 6645988 Bob
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not a good sign that you would upvote yourself.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 13:09 | 6649546 whotookmyalias
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Someone has to see my brilliance.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:35 | 6646173 r0mulus
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because saying things like "at least netanyahu..." always ends up badly.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:57 | 6646549 Oldwood
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It's different.

We respect a man who will stand up for his country, even if it is in opposition to our own, and even if it results in a nuclear war killing millions.

We despise a man who will stand up for his country, even if it is in opposition to our own, and even if it results in a nuclear war killing millions...and he is a JEW.

It's different.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 13:08 | 6649541 whotookmyalias
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Yep.  I love the opinions and information that comes from this site.  I've spoken out before against the man-crush on Putin and the hatred of all things Jew.  I'd rather get the downvotes than not get the input from everyone, but it gets old after a while.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:46 | 6646765 The central planners
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Green light to engage, shoot shoot godamit, dont let happen the same mistake than in hong kong.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:49 | 6646775 The central planners
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Look at obamas head it looks like a dong with two balls

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:28 | 6646904 Dickweed Wang
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Why is Netanyahu not drawing a bullseye on Obama?

Cause he's too busy giving Barry the ol' reach around . . .

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:32 | 6645773 Flying Wombat
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Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's Perspective:

25 Page Transcript Western Media Would Rather You Never See

http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=517588

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:32 | 6645776 dimwitted economist
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Like they said in the X-files Trust NO ONE!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:37 | 6645779 cowdiddly
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a win- win  even if I miss. Were do I buy a ticket?

Hey, I was'nt the one who drew a target on a national leader.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:35 | 6645788 viahj
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i know the neo-cons and zionists are shitting themselves over this but if this portrayal was actually true, i may just have to celebrate the name "Barak Obama".  especially if his feign at failure over Syria is the excuse to pull the US out of the ME and refocus at home....oh wait...

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:37 | 6645818 LawsofPhysics
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Bullshit propaganda.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:44 | 6645867 oddjob
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Zero's willingness to give the appearance of willing to fuck over israel is his only redeeming quality.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:02 | 6645974 LawsofPhysics
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I do not worry about Israel, that's for damn sure.  Would love to see all foreign aid shut down, but our government is not our own.  Full regulator and political capture by the banking/financiering class.  The death of the dollar would have a similar effect.  Plenty of time left in this "race to zero"...

then the guillotines take fucking heads and we start again...

 

same as it ever was...

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:10 | 6646603 Oldwood
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Well, it's obvious that if America cannot survive without its bankers, then most assuredly we cannot survive without our Jews.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:38 | 6646185 NRGIsFree
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Exactly. unfortunately Obama feels the need to thought the baby, (a constitutional republic), out with the bath water.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:42 | 6645820 Squid Viscous
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Tyler- enough with these Zio-spic "Ramirez" cartoons please, not even remotely funny or accurate - unless you're a Faux news watching zombie

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:58 | 6645953 JuliaS
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One of these paid neocon ads probably pays enough to cover ZH's monthly bandwidth.

Personally I don't mind having my bullshit sense tested every once in a while.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:13 | 6646034 HowdyDoody
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It's not difficult: Ramirez = MSM Bullshit

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:39 | 6645834 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Which one is Judas Iscariot, I can't tell?

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:49 | 6645895 SmittyinLA
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Kaddaffi thought Obama was his buddy , so did that Egyptian guy now in jail, ISIS too, and Hillary, on deck Biden.

The Kenyan back stabber is coming for his closest. 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:25 | 6646091 Sorry_about_Dresden
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You forgot John Christopher Stevens RIP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Christopher_Stevens

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:51 | 6645910 BeaverCream
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Oh veh we're victims!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 15:59 | 6645942 SgtShaftoe
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Fuck you Ramirez, you neocon POS. They are both war criminals.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:10 | 6646015 Jameson18
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I would like the one person who down voted you to explain why.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:14 | 6646040 HowdyDoody
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Zionists don't have to explain to anyone, capiche!?

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:48 | 6646772 TongueStun
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I down voted it because it's idiotic repetition of the word NEOCON, a term coined by an American Socialist to denigrate Democrat jews who didn't swallow the liberal platform hook line and sinker. Somehow idiots now think these people are somehow conservative. Why not put on some bigboy pants and call them SOCIALIST JEW WARMONGERS?

 

 

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:25 | 6646899 Dickweed Wang
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Why not put on some bigboy pants and call them SOCIALIST JEW WARMONGERS?

O.K. No problem . . . .

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:00 | 6645967 Tallest Skil
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Good. Who cares? Let it happen.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:01 | 6645972 we built this city
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Were is my friend Alfred?

i miss this exciting troll

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:06 | 6646576 Martian Moon
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Having some dental work done today

Either that or his CAPS lock key finally broke

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:36 | 6646927 Deepskyy
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He must have had some dry cleaning to pick up.  You know, not everywhere can properly press his brown shirt and shine up his deaths head emblem.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:08 | 6645999 Honey Badger
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obama looks like a dick head.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:53 | 6646281 Keyboard Kommando
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Obama is the best dickhead Soros' money ever bought and paid for!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:38 | 6646184 taketheredpill
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And the attackers will use those secret nukes that can't be tracked on radar so Israel cant fire back with their nukes.  Sure.

 

CRAZY MULLAHS ARE M.A.D.

CRAZY MULLAHS ARE M.A.D.

CRAZY MULLAHS ARE M.A.D.

CRAZY MULLAHS ARE M.A.D.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:38 | 6646188 Son of Captain Nemo
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That really is a good joke!...

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:40 | 6646204 wholy1
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Perfect if the incoming ordance is a rocket!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:42 | 6646215 r0mulus
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This cartoon is complete and utter bullshit, but I'm happy to see that most of ZH already figured it out. Obama has supported Israel on every issue of any real significance or feasibility. Netanyahu paints targets on backs as his main job, and has been doing so for years. The US owes NOTHING to Israel, having already given her billions upon billions, and trillions upon trillions more in non-financial support.

My main takeaway is that this Ramirez cartoonist is a complete moron with no credibility.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:43 | 6646222 wholy1
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Perfect if the incoming projectile is a rocket !

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:47 | 6646246 Parrotile
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Wonder if Mr Ramirez was thinking of the Russian Krasuka-4 Jamming System when he sketched "Dear Leader"? The ear symmetry (and size) do look familiar??

http://tema32.ru/images/articles/73/kracyha_1.jpg

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 16:52 | 6646279 Keyboard Kommando
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Israel needs to be nuked!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:23 | 6646890 Dickweed Wang
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Israel needs to be nuked!

It will . . . be patient.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:23 | 6646404 Niall Of The Ni...
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The day Israel finally tells the Yid-baiters and self-hating JINOs in DC and NYC to go to hell and joins the party of freedom under Putin's Russia will be the day peace arrives in the Middle East.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:23 | 6646407 jcdenton
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Actually this cartoon needs 3 more frames ..

2nd Frame: Bibbi drawing one on Barry "No, I got yours!"

3rd Frame: Zoom out to see Russian T-90 in view.

4th Frame: Barry points at Bibbi. Bibbi points to Barry. Both smiling at distant muzzle.

5th Frame: Smoking barrel. Two pairs of smoking shoes ..

6th Frame: T-90 pops hatch with a big grinning Putin.

Okay, five more frames ..

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 17:50 | 6646520 Teh Finn
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ZH Dukers lose their pea sized minds.  SpaghettiO bowls go unfilled by mom.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:09 | 6646594 Teh Finn
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ROFL.  It gets more pathetic with every key mashed.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:21 | 6646882 Dickweed Wang
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ZH Dukers lose their pea sized minds.  SpaghettiO bowls go unfilled by mom.

And Teh Finn licks a dead goat's ass . . . . just saying!

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:14 | 6646619 TeethVillage88s
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Some Folks Trust Me, ... and I got your back.

- We have sound Banking and a Sound Economy, Obama Says.

Headlines:

- IMF warns of impending $3 trillion global crunch...
- Debtors face day of reckoning...
- Recession buzz heating up on Wall St...

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 18:46 | 6646768 lesamourai
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More like: "I've got your balls resting on my chin"

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:19 | 6646876 Dickweed Wang
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I got your back...

And the check's in the mail, and the government is here to help and I won't get any in your hair . . . .

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:21 | 6646886 blindman
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globalists both need and despise nationalists,
get it? it is the enforcement arm of the fiat
money stupid.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 19:33 | 6646916 Deepskyy
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I really have come to enjoy the Ramirez cartoons Tylers.  Y'all really do know how to rile up the Hitler Youth brigade that has infested this place.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 22:33 | 6647326 iAmerican
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Your Christ-killer impalement cult, in league with Rome as on Golgotha, created NA[tionalsocialist]ZI[on]ism, and Hitler; committed the Holodomor, and the Holohoax...and is now trying to crucify America, Isaiah's true and prophesied "Israel."

The inherent goodness and gentility in your American neighbors unaware of your regular execration of them as "sub-human animals" to be "lied to, cheated, robbed, enslaved, and killed, with impunity," during Saturday morning "worship" services, makes your satanic psychosis practically unbelievable, but to those who have heard it in person from many rabbis in many "synagogues."

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 22:39 | 6647505 Deepskyy
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Do you actually read this bullshit you type, or do you just bash your head against the keys until words come out?

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 03:57 | 6647947 iAmerican
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Gaslight some other goy, false-Jew Talmud. You're done in America, Isaiah's true and prophesied "Israel." The Beast you ride is going down: Gog and Babylon is toast, praise God. "...and every eye shall see." lol

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 20:19 | 6647043 DaveA
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Meanwhile, Putin is demonstrating in Syria that when Russia says they have your back, they really have your back. Russia is not a country that spits on its allies and appeases its enemies.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 20:44 | 6647132 joego1
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Isreal was a bad idea and the U.S. is paying for that bad idea. Put a bunch of Jews in a sea of Muslims, sure that will work out great.

Thu, 10/08/2015 - 22:32 | 6647287 iAmerican
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Bottom line: Herzl was an avowed, and thoroughly accursed, atheist; and Isaiah's half-dozen very specific interlocking prophesies of "Zion," the "New Israel," are only fulfilled by America, exclusively.

Funded through Vatican banker/front Rothschilds' FedScam, the Zio-fascists have been trying to gaslight we "Gentile" founders of "the Promised Land," whom they openly call "sub-human animals" in their Synagogue of Satan, putting their Mobsters, homo false-war makers, and psyop mass shooting hoaxers over us - to restore the reign of king, pope, and the NWO (the rebadged "Ancien Regime"), steal our birthright, and "trick" God, Whose existence they deny.

The Beast they ride shall soon be cast down, praise God, America's named and only Sovereign.

Death for Treason - Justice for John, Martin, and Pat Tillman, and all our dead of WWI/II, Korea, Vietnam, 9/11, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 01:00 | 6647780 Tarshatha
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Spin the war mongering, psychopathic jew monster around and put it on his forehead.

Stop playing around, these zionists are trying to kill the fucking world.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 01:50 | 6647840 onmail1
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Obama is the damien 

the omen

born to lead

the world into hell below

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