This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Meet The Ghostly Iranian Spymaster Running Every Mid-East Proxy War: "He Is Everywhere But Nowhere"

Tyler Durden's picture




 

Everyone likes a good ghost story every now and again and as it turns out, at the other end of the rabbit hole that is Syria’s bloody civil war, you come face to face with a shadowy Iranian general the mere mention of whom is enough to send chills down the spines of intelligence operatives the world over.

Earlier in September, conservative talk show host Hugh Hewitt had an awkward exchange with Donald Trump on air:

Hewitt: Are you familiar with Gen. Soleimani?

Trump: Yes, but go ahead, give me a little, go ahead, tell me.

Hewitt: He runs the Quds Forces.

Trump: Yes, okay, right.

Hewitt: Do you expect his behavior..

Trump: The Kurds.. have been horribly mistreated by us.

Hewitt: No, not the Kurds, the Quds Forces, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Quds Forces.

Trump: Yes, yes.

Hewitt: The bad guys.

Trump: Right.

Here’s how The New Yorker describes Hewitt’s “bad guys”: “The force is the sharp instrument of Iranian foreign policy, roughly analogous to a combined C.I.A. and Special Forces.”

Their commander is Gen. Qassem Soleimani and if you believe the legend, he is a spy among spies - a general among generals - a kind of ghost story that intelligence agents might tell their kids around a campfire.

Weeks ago, we began to suggest that it was Soleimani who orchestrated the Russian-Iranian incursion in Syria. That now looks to have been the case as we explained in "Mid-East Coup: As Russia Pounds Militant Targets, Iran Readies Ground Invasions." But before we delve further into the General's role in Syria, we'll first give you a taste of the backround story behind a man who many Iranians look upon with near religious reverence.

There are competing accounts regarding Soleimaini’s birthplace. Consider the following from the American Enterprise Institute

“According to the US Department of State, Suleimani was born in the city of Qom on March 11, 1957. Persian-language sources contest this claim, identifying the village of Rabord in Kerman Province in south-eastern Iran as Suleimani’s place of birth[9]–which has significant implications for understanding Suleimani. Qom’s population is centered around religion, including theologians and seminary students from all over the world, along with pilgrims and those who make their living from the pilgrimage industry. In contrast, the mountain village of Rabord in remote Kerman–closer to the Afghan border–has a tribal structure, which would have prepared Suleimani for operating in tribal societies such as those in Afghanistan and Iraq.” 

Keep that last bolded passage in mind. 

When Soleimani was a child, he and a relative left home to earn money for their fathers who they feared would be arrested in connection with money their families owed to the Shah. Soleimani worked menial jobs until 1979 when, after the Shah was overthrown by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, he joined the newly-created Revolutionary Guard. When Saddam invaded Iran, Soleimani was sent to the frontlines as a water boy (literally) and ended up staying there until the end of the war. Here are a few excerpts from The New Yorker’s account:

Suleimani earned a reputation for bravery and élan, especially as a result of reconnaissance missions he undertook behind Iraqi lines. He returned from several missions bearing a goat, which his soldiers slaughtered and grilled. “Even the Iraqis, our enemy, admired him for this,” a former Revolutionary Guard officer who defected to the United States told me. On Iraqi radio, Suleimani became known as “the goat thief.” In recognition of his effectiveness, Alfoneh said, he was put in charge of a brigade from Kerman, with men from the gyms where he lifted weights.

 

The Iranian Army was badly overmatched, and its commanders resorted to crude and costly tactics. In “human wave” assaults, they sent thousands of young men directly into the Iraqi lines, often to clear minefields, and soldiers died at a precipitous rate. Suleimani seemed distressed by the loss of life. Before sending his men into battle, he would embrace each one and bid him goodbye; in speeches, he praised martyred soldiers and begged their forgiveness for not being martyred himself. When Suleimani’s superiors announced plans to attack the Faw Peninsula, he dismissed them as wasteful and foolhardy. The former Revolutionary Guard officer recalled seeing Suleimani in 1985, after a battle in which his brigade had suffered many dead and wounded. He was sitting alone in a corner of a tent. “He was very silent, thinking about the people he’d lost,” the officer said.

Iran, bitter at the West's role in helping Saddam during the war (yes, that's right, the US has been using the same flawed Mid-East foreign policy for decades wherein the only thing that matters is expediency, leading directly a disastrous brand of geopolitical myopia) but having come away with a lesson in the futility of open warfare, set out (again in The New Yorker's words) to "build the capacity to wage asymmetrical warfare—attacking stronger powers indirectly, outside of Iran." The Quds Force was born.

You can read more details of Soleimani's exploits in the articles cited and linked above including how he battled the Taliban on the Afghan border, but for brevity's sake, suffice to say he became the Quds commander in 1998. From then on, he capitalized on various opportunities to build the alliances that Tehran needed in order to ensure that the regional balance of power didn't tip too far in the direction of Riyadh and the Sunnis. In one famous case, he allegedly tried to orchestrate the assassination of the Saudi ambassador in a Washington DC restaurant. From Wikileaks:

Designated today pursuant to Executive Order (E.O.) 13224 for acting for or on behalf of the IRGC-QF were: Manssor Arbabsiar, a naturalized U.S. citizen holding both Iranian and U.S. passports who acted on behalf of the IRGC-QF to pursue the failed plot to assassinate the Saudi ambassador; IRGC-QF commander Qasem Soleimani.

He also coordinated heavily with the US in the wake of 9/11 before Bush's "axis of evil" comment soured the relationship at which point the General purportedly began sponsoring attacks on US troops. He formed stronger relations with Hezbollah and developed powerful Shiite militias in Iraq on the way to becoming what one former Iraqi official described as "the most powerful man in the country, without question.” He is even feared by the Peshmerga, who aren't exactly known for cowardice. Sound far fetched? Consider the following short clip: 

Don't forget that Russia and Syria just recently sealed an intelligence sharing deal which is almost invariably the precursor to Russian bombing raids in support of Iraq's Shiite militias as they battle ISIS.

And as for who's arming the Shiite Houthis in Yemen against the Saudis: you guessed it, Soleimani.

As for Syria, he has quite simply been running the show for years. As one American official told The New Yorker two years ago, "he’s running the war [in Syria] himself." Here's an excerpt from a 2009 secret diplomatic cable (again, via Wikileaks):

The public showcasing of these three visits  contrasted with the secrecy with which Iranian Revolutionary  Guard Commander/al-Quds Force Ghassem Soleimani conducted  his.  Reportedly accompanying Jalili, Soleimani returned to  Damascus after a long absence, perhaps a reflection of  lingering tensions between Iran and Syria that erupted after  the February 2008 assassination of Hizballah military  strategist Imad Mugniyah in the Syrian capital.  Al Hayat  Bureau Chief Ibrahim Hamidi (strictly protect) spoke very reluctantly about Soleimani's presence in Damascus, saying  only that "he was here," and "when he visits, it's usually  significant." 

The problem, in Soleimani's own words, is that "the Syrian Army is useless!" And so in light of that rather blunt assessment, the General appears to have gotten fed up with SAA incompetence leading directly to the following:

Back in June, the commander of Iran’s Quds Force, Qasem Soleimaini, visited a town north of Latakia on the frontlines of Syria’s protracted civil war. Following that visit, he promised that Tehran and Damascus were set to unveil a new strategy that would “surprise the world.” 

 

Just a little over a month later, Soleimani - in violation of a UN travel ban - visited Russia and held meetings with The Kremlin. The Pentagon now says those meetings were “very important” in accelerating the timetable for Russia’s involvement in Syria. The General allegedly made another visit to Moscow in September.

Here is Reuters with more color on what exactly took place when Soleimani flew to Moscow:

At a meeting in Moscow in July, a top Iranian general unfurled a map of Syria to explain to his Russian hosts how a series of defeats for President Bashar al-Assad could be turned into victory - with Russia's help.

 

Major General Qassem Soleimani's visit to Moscow was the first step in planning for a Russian military intervention that has reshaped the Syrian war and forged a new Iranian-Russian alliance in support of Assad.

 

As Russian warplanes bomb rebels from above, the arrival of Iranian special forces for ground operations underscores several months of planning between Assad's two most important allies, driven by panic at rapid insurgent gains.

 

Senior regional sources say Soleimani has already been overseeing ground operations against insurgents in Syria and is now at the heart of planning for the new Russian- and Iranian-backed offensive.

 

That expands his regional role as the battlefield commander who has also steered the fight in neighboring Iraq by Iranian-backed Shi'ite militia against Islamic State.

 

His Moscow meeting outlined the deteriorating situation in Syria, where rebel advances toward the coast were posing a danger to the heartland of Assad's Alawite sect, where Russia maintains its only Mediterranean naval base in Tartous.

 

"Soleimani put the map of Syria on the table. The Russians were very alarmed, and felt matters were in steep decline and that there were real dangers to the regime. The Iranians assured them there is still the possibility to reclaim the initiative," a senior regional official said. "At that time, Soleimani played a role in assuring them that we haven't lost all the cards."

 

Three senior officials in the region say Soleimani's July trip was preceded by high-level Russian-Iranian contacts that produced political agreement on the need to pump in new support for Assad as his losses accelerated.

 

The decision for a joint Iranian-Russian military effort in Syria was taken at a meeting between Russia's foreign minister and Khamenei a few months ago, said a senior official of a country in the region, involved in security matters.

 

"Soleimani, assigned by Khamenei to run the Iranian side of the operation, traveled to Moscow to discuss details. And he also traveled to Syria several times since then," the official said.

 

The Russian government says its Syria deployment came as the result of a formal request from Assad, who himself laid out the problems facing the Syrian military in stark terms in July, saying it faced a manpower problem.

 

Khamenei also sent a senior envoy to Moscow to meet President Vladimir Putin, another senior regional official said. "Putin told him 'Okay we will intervene. Send Qassem Soleimani'. 

And the rest, as they say, is history in Syria.

That, in brief, is the story of Iran's spymaster general who not only controls Iraqi politics and serves as the supreme commander for the country's various Shiite militias, but who is also the puppet master for the Houthis and Hezbollah. Now, he's orchestrated Russian air support for Iran's ally in Damascus. 

Everything laid out above would obviously be intriguing enough on its own but consider one last excerpt, this one from BBC:

Switch on the television in Iran these days and it won't be long before you see General Qasem Soleimani.

The once reclusive head of the Revolutionary Guards' elite Quds Force has emerged from a lifetime in the shadows directing covert operations abroad, to achieve almost celebrity status in Iran.

 

The man who, until a couple of years ago most Iranians would not have recognised on the street, is now the subject of documentaries, news reports and even pop songs.

 

One music video widely shared in Iran was made by Shia militia fighters in Iraq. It shows soldiers spray-painting the general's portrait on a wall and parading in front of it while stirring music plays in the background.

 

Inside Iran a campaign has started among conservative bloggers for Gen Soleimani to go into politics. They have dubbed him Iran's most honest and least corrupt politician and are calling for him to put his uniform aside and stand for president in 2017.

Is Soleimani set to make a play for the Iranian presidency? And if so, what comes next? That is, what use is the Ayatollah in the face of the most revered general in the country who all at once embodies everything the Supreme Leader stands for while also possessing a steely resolve and measured (or maybe "calculated" is the better word) approach to diplomacy? Finally, what happens if the man who, in the West anyway, is generally considered to be the number one agent for state sponsored terror becomes president shortly after the nuclear deal?

Perhaps this is simply an example of a decorated war verteran around which a legend has grown that bears no resemblance to reality. 

Or perhaps - just perhaps - there's something bigger going on and between all of the Moscow versus Washington, East Vs. West, Cold War 2.0 headlines everyone simply missed it. And if there is a bigger picture here, will we even get to see it play out, or will Soleimani simply recede back into the shadows to run the show from behind the curtain?

And on that note, we close with one quote, and one clip...

A senior US official in 2011: "He is indeed like Keyser Soze. He is everywhere, but nowhere."

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Mon, 10/12/2015 - 20:50 | 6660932 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Sean Connery?!?!  I knew MI6 was behind all this shit.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 20:56 | 6660948 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

"Ryan, remember, some things in there don't react well to bullets."

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:00 | 6660955 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

I thnk I just saw him on TV.

It was in an ad for Dos Equis beer...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:04 | 6660968 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:05 | 6660970 LowerSlowerDela...
LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD's picture

Please.  That's Bond.  James Bond.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:12 | 6660995 Boris Alatovkrap
Boris Alatovkrap's picture

James Bond is Western myth compilation for slowly lose Cold War.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:21 | 6661018 nmewn
nmewn's picture

If is commies don't succeed, is try try again.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:35 | 6661079 38BWD22
38BWD22's picture

 

 

My guess: Gen. Soleimani will go missing sometime soon.

Very missing.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:44 | 6661117 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

I haven't heard the comparisons being made to Hitler yet... worse? better?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:59 | 6661167 Chris Dakota
Chris Dakota's picture

The Iranians sent kids out at the end to walk the minefields, they gave them keys to wear around their necks which would unlock the doors of paradise.

Heartbreaking.

This told to me by an Iranian friend.

Fuck War

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:28 | 6661260 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

Fuck the Globalist corrupted leadership that controls all the nations of the world.

Millionaire Mullahs - General Politics and Current Issues - ShiaChat.com

You'll never guess where the devoutly religious Mullahs that control Iran send their hard-stolen money away to to be safe...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:30 | 6661264 Gaius Frakkin' ...
Gaius Frakkin' Baltar's picture

Sounds like an ordinary man-of-the-people general to me. Someone who commands respect. You know, the kind the pentagram had before they all became ass-kissing quota-hire faggots.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:53 | 6661335 Dave Thomas
Dave Thomas's picture

I heard somewhere Carl Ichan joined the army too.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:16 | 6661415 eatthebanksters
eatthebanksters's picture

Meahwhile POTUS golfs...

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:49 | 6661679 turtle
turtle's picture

So Suleimani is really Jonathan GoldSmith? ... figures

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 01:19 | 6661747 the kings whore
Tue, 10/13/2015 - 04:40 | 6661905 Nenad
Nenad's picture
Obama will not finish his second term! Current Events Linked to Ancient Biblical Prophecy! http://motivationdose.com/is-america-babylon/
Tue, 10/13/2015 - 06:08 | 6661973 VinceFostersGhost
VinceFostersGhost's picture

 

 

 

If is commies don't succeed, is try try again.

 

If we just kill another 10 million people......this crap outta work.

 

Confiscate the guns first.....otherwise they'll shoot back at you.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:12 | 6661489 ZD1
ZD1's picture

"Sounds like an ordinary man-of-the-people general to me"

 

Not.

Suleimani is a hard-line supporter of Iran’s authoritarian system.

In July, 1999, at the height of student protests, he signed, with other Revolutionary Guard commanders, a letter warning the reformist President Mohammad Khatami that if he didn’t put down the revolt the military would—perhaps deposing Khatami in the process. “Our patience has run out,” the generals wrote.

The police crushed the student demonstrators, as they did again, a decade later.

 

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/09/30/the-shadow-commander

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 01:51 | 6661789 Zero Point
Zero Point's picture

Yep. Sad to say that US generals look like they shouldn't be asking or telling these days.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 18:32 | 6664511 unicorn
unicorn's picture

wow, cool link, thx zerohead!

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:29 | 6661263 Gaius Frakkin' ...
Gaius Frakkin' Baltar's picture

.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:42 | 6661300 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

This article in parts is somehow a bit much two-dimensional, cartoonish, propagandous.

American Enterprise Institute a well known neocon boiler room operation, their depiction to discount appropriately.

New Yorker account if told in real Soleimani sent to frontlines as water boy spins in fantasy realm.

More realistic depiction posted Cassad past week (yandex English translated link):

https://z5h64q92x9.net/proxy_u/ru-en.ru/colonelcassad.livejournal.com/24...

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:14 | 6661599 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

you no a writa gud engleesh.

 

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:40 | 6661659 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

If you have atrophy of something, it is not worth your sickness to project onto others in the form of boorish.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 05:15 | 6661936 Lurk Skywatcher
Lurk Skywatcher's picture

Before you make fun of someones broken English, remember that it means they are fluent in at least one other.

How many languages do you speak?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:27 | 6661257 813kml
813kml's picture

I don't always send suicide bombers, but when I do I prefer Dos Iraqis.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:39 | 6661510 quintago
quintago's picture

Funny. Shit. Thanks for that.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 01:45 | 6661786 Handful of Dust
Handful of Dust's picture
UK Pensioner Faces 350 Lashes In Saudi Arabia

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/uk-pensioner-faces-350-lashes-in-sau...

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 01:54 | 6661790 Zero Point
Zero Point's picture

Haha!

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 08:25 | 6662177 janus
janus's picture

made my mornin, 813kml.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:08 | 6661138 weburke
weburke's picture

too funny, oh sure, born on 3-11  worked with bush before 911, and when bush said iran was axis of evil, he then goes full on the axis of evil role, repeatedly got behind iraq lines during the iran iraq war, came back with a goat each time, the story of him getting respect from iraqis because he kept getting behind their lines and coming back with a goat, they called him goat boy, the same iraq lines that were a total mined death trap for anyone else, he works for the elites. 

theater all.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 08:51 | 6662255 Tarzan
Tarzan's picture

The whole story sounds eerily like the alleged dreaded Iraqi Special Republican Guard, who fled their Tanks and Armored Vehicles and abandoned the fight before the US ground forces ever made it to Baghdad.

Just another Hobgoblin ginned up to scar the gullible west into supporting another War!

Stop supplying weapons to the insurgents in Syria and like magic the Russians go home, and the Syrian refugees stop the exodus.

Conversely, helicopter in more weapons, if your goal is to draw the Russians into a war and flood the west with refugees (aka, cheap labor).

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:52 | 6661144 runswithscissors
runswithscissors's picture

maybe go missing...but not to worry, he'll show up in a future false-flag operation as a different actor

 

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 08:22 | 6662160 Funn3r
Funn3r's picture

You think he will go "missing"? Have you not considered that a man like that could just possibly have a really really bad-ass personal security team. 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:41 | 6661094 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

"Or perhaps - just perhaps - there's something bigger going on and between all of the Moscow versus Washington, East Vs. West, Cold War 2.0 headlines everyone simply missed it."

Oh there is something bigger that is being completely missed all right...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:40 | 6661098 SafelyGraze
SafelyGraze's picture

it is a Great Relief to have an Individual Person to direct my Minute of Hate and Fear against.

one day, perhaps topus will interrupt teevee to announce that this person has been apprehended in a hospital bed and dumped into the sea.

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:50 | 6661135 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

With all the work being done to build this guy up you almost expect that he's going to be bombing the U.S. with nuclear weapons shortly...

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 10:52 | 6662715 Kayman
Kayman's picture

Iranian running all Mid-east proxy wars ?  Hey- that's our job !

Trying to find the whole truth in media is like squeezing juice out of a turnip.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 13:31 | 6663378 Theosebes Goodfellow
Theosebes Goodfellow's picture

~"If is commies don't succeed, is try try again."~

Hence Obama?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:22 | 6661023 Freddie
Freddie's picture

Bond is an Mi6 stooge for the Red Shield. Just like T.E. Lawrence.

Harry Palmeris closer to the truth.  Shitty job where your own kind like the Sgt Major and pubic school boys like (pig skull f**ker and red shield stooge) Davie Cameron are always just about to sell you out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5ec35Toc4

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:34 | 6661071 Mr. Magoo
Mr. Magoo's picture

Bullshit, that's General Zod from the old superman 2 movie

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:46 | 6661121 Hitlery_4_Dictator
Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

Interesting. 

October 13th will Mark the Real 2,570 Day Shemitah Cycle

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAgcwOcmcU4

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:35 | 6661280 willwork4food
willwork4food's picture

Should I sell my APPL?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:56 | 6661344 atomicwasted
atomicwasted's picture

ANY DAY NOW

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:54 | 6661692 turtle
turtle's picture

Sorry couldn't manage beyond "This is Dahboo 7..."

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:27 | 6661630 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do... I feel like a raging alcoholic.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:05 | 6660969 Main_Sequence
Main_Sequence's picture

Stay thirsty my friends.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:48 | 6661318 o r c k
o r c k's picture

Stay radioactive my friends.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 08:24 | 6662175 FlSapo
FlSapo's picture

Stay thirsty my friends...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:23 | 6661027 algol_dog
algol_dog's picture

Can scarcely believe the level of presumption on the part of American intelligentsia, that would dare conceive the possibility of controlling that cluster fuck of a world. 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:34 | 6661070 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Control?  No.  Endlessly destabilize by pitting one group against another?  Yes.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:28 | 6661261 alphahammer
alphahammer's picture

---

Funny thing that, considering thats EXACTLY what your boy Pooty is telling everyone thats what he can do -- and in 3-4 months no less!

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:38 | 6661091 Bad Asset
Bad Asset's picture

He is ... the most interesting man in the world. 

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 01:39 | 6661776 I am a Man I am...
I am a Man I am Forty's picture

the old colin powell

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:19 | 6661610 adeptish
adeptish's picture

He clearly has an agent.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 04:53 | 6661922 BaghdadBob
BaghdadBob's picture

Look at his face my American friends. Look very, very hard. Commit that steely glare to your memory. This man is coming for you and your children.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 20:52 | 6660934 wee-weed up
wee-weed up's picture

Beware of Persians appearing to play both sides.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:27 | 6661462 waterwitch
waterwitch's picture

Perhaps the U.S. could rely on Greek help?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:20 | 6661612 TBT or not TBT
TBT or not TBT's picture

Long as they wear Trojans. Badumpshhh

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 20:52 | 6660937 falconflight
falconflight's picture

He's a shape-shifting Jooooo, so says any number of ZHemmrioders.  Mystery solved.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:28 | 6661025 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

 

There's no doubt that many ZHer's think that the spymaster must be part of a global Zionist plot orchestrated by Israel?

Where's The Indelicate ... with his tired old links about Israel that he posts to every thread?

He must be out servicing his Hezbollah masters?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:37 | 6661090 38BWD22
38BWD22's picture

 

 

They'll all be out in droves soon enough.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:08 | 6661196 Rock On Roger
Rock On Roger's picture

No, the persian spymaster is against the zionist plot that created Israel.

 

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:16 | 6661215 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

 

How do you know that the persian spymaster isn't also a double agent for Israel who was put in place by the Zionists who created the Zionist plot to create Israel??

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:26 | 6661256 alphahammer
alphahammer's picture

---

Wait. This can't be true. Obamas name was nowhere to be found.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:52 | 6661320 Rock On Roger
Rock On Roger's picture

Absolutely, that's why the gods created religion - to keep you distracted.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:23 | 6661624 TBT or not TBT
TBT or not TBT's picture

The gods want certain energy pipeline routes cleaned up?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:29 | 6661640 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

Or perhaps he's in it for himself.  If he can benefit his country/people/religion/cause then so be it.  Who can know the priorities of such a man other than to say he does seem to oppose those who oppose his country.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 04:43 | 6661914 ebear
ebear's picture

Oh noes! It's Zelig!

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 20:54 | 6660938 Lost My Shorts
Lost My Shorts's picture

Is this the guy in that beer commercial, you know, "the most interesting man in the world"?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:08 | 6660958 Manipuflation
Manipuflation's picture

You beat me to it.   Either that or it is an Orson Welles imposter.  We will sell no wine before it's time but we sure as hell will drink a shitload of it before we make a TV commercial.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:58 | 6661169 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture

He is a Leader and men will follow him into battle.

That's why Vlad asked for him personally.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:25 | 6661252 alphahammer
alphahammer's picture

---

Apparently so was Revolutionary Guard General Hossein Hamedani. But he's dead now after apparently being in the worng place when one of his "buddies" named Vlad hit him with one of his cruise missiles...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:32 | 6661486 jeff montanye
jeff montanye's picture

On Friday, Iran announced Hamedani had been killed this week in Syria in an ISIS attack. According to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, the general and some of his bodyguards were killed outside a military airport near Aleppo.

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/10/an-iranian-gene...

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:40 | 6661031 opport.knocks
opport.knocks's picture

He could do a commercial on US TeeVee: "There is a time and place for funding and arming proxy terrorist armies. The time is never. You can figure out the place on your own."

https://youtu.be/qpUMYQe6uHY

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 20:56 | 6660947 falconflight
falconflight's picture

"Inside Iran a campaign has started among conservative bloggers for Gen Soleimani to go into politics."

====

Using the term "conservative" to describe Perisan politics, especially for US readers, makes the author's position utterly laughable.  

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:01 | 6660957 Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill's picture

So you're saying he's McStains brother from another mother ?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:35 | 6661495 jeff montanye
jeff montanye's picture

from the look of the downvotes, apparently it doesn't.

and why would it?  conservative seems a perfect word for this man's likely base of support.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:00 | 6660956 Wahooo
Wahooo's picture

Russia has Putin. Iran has Soleimani. We have Obama and Trump.

Fucked.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:19 | 6661427 ZD1
ZD1's picture

"Iran has Soleimani."

 

He's a commander of the Quds Force which is like the CIA. He's not an elected official.

How do you know that the CIA doesn't have someone(s) similiar?

 

http://www.latimes.com/world/middleeast/la-fg-iran-qassem-suleimani-2015...

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:37 | 6661502 jeff montanye
jeff montanye's picture

if they did the u.s. would have done better in syria, iraq, afghanistan, libya . . . . ?

9-11 would have been far more convincing?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:55 | 6661554 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

 

Maybe the CIA has been compromised and the goal was not to do well in syria, iraq, afghanistan, libya . . . .?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 02:46 | 6661829 Gold Eyed Cat
Gold Eyed Cat's picture

Our CIA directors look like...  Bush.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:01 | 6660960 Intelligence_In...
Intelligence_Insulter's picture

"Their commander is Gen. Qassem Soleimani and if you believe the legend, he is a spy among spies - a general among generals - a kind of ghost story that intelligence agents might tell their kids around a campfire."

 

This is good writing.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:22 | 6661239 alphahammer
alphahammer's picture

 

Good fiction. This is good fictional writing. There I fixed it...

For fucks sake, they make this guy sound like he was born with a beard, hung like John Holmes, smarter than a supercomputer and more popular than the Beetles (or Katy Perry) 

C'mon, the other "Iranian mastermind general" supposedly up there with this guy got his ass shot off last week. Literally...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:38 | 6661506 jeff montanye
jeff montanye's picture

if you can't spell beatles why should you be read?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:53 | 6661686 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

What is a "Katy Perry"?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 02:48 | 6661836 Gold Eyed Cat
Gold Eyed Cat's picture

I heard she kissed a girl, and mainstream media liked it.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:03 | 6660961 WTFRLY
Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:34 | 6661072 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

 

 

Killed?

Shim, an American citizen of Lebanese origin, had been working in Turkey for Press TV - the Iranian state-owned television network.
 

Shim died after the car in which she was travelling had a head on collision with another vehicle.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:53 | 6661689 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

Sounds like how they offed Patton.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:27 | 6661448 Paracelsus
Paracelsus's picture

World still forgets to mention Rachel Corrie,native of Olympia,Wa.,

squished to death beneath an IDF armored bulldozer,engaged in knocking

down houses in the Gaza,punishing residents of the Arab neighborhoods for

the activities of mobile rocket launching jihadists.Young and idealistic,

using her body as a shield.Vale Rachel....

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:38 | 6661504 yomutti
yomutti's picture

She didn't do squat for the Palis, but she sure did improve the gene pool.

Note to silly little girls - Don't play in front of bulldozers. Especially when they are bulldozing th ehouses of terrorists. 

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:39 | 6661509 yomutti
yomutti's picture

Rachel was the very definition of  a "useful idiot".

 

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:42 | 6661521 jeff montanye
jeff montanye's picture

and you would be what?  oh yes, a useless idiot.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:41 | 6661513 jeff montanye
jeff montanye's picture

you give zionists a bad name and they already have one.

you sound like george bush bragging about executing a crying woman.  

rachel corrie had more guts than you and everyone you know.

 

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:02 | 6661563 ZD1
ZD1's picture

"you sound like george bush bragging about executing a crying woman"

WTF, George Bush never executed a crying woman. 

However, your Marxist Muslim dictator Obama has authorized drones against people and the dropping bombs on hospitals. He never shed a tear.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:55 | 6661695 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

How can you draw distinctions between Bush and Obama? 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:06 | 6660976 logicalman
logicalman's picture

Once upon a time.........

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:10 | 6660987 Son of Captain Nemo
Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Sounds like a 21st Century Hannibal.

But you can't say that the "ass wipe of all ass wipe(s)" that are the Washington, Israel, London covenant aren't doing the best job of making him look good!

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:17 | 6661008 Wild E Coyote
Wild E Coyote's picture

All we see and Know is that this man is fighting terrorist.
Even in Yemen, he supports houthis to fight Al Qaeda.
So, why some call him sponsor of terrorist?
Very confusing.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:57 | 6661702 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

Our guys, moderates, democrats, reformists, "free" something or other...

Their guys, terrorists.

Next question.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 10:32 | 6661009 Haole
Haole's picture

If it wasn't for ZH I would have never known about this man when I did, and his eventual imprint on history will likely remain shrouded in the chronicling of the demise of the greatest empire the world has ever known I surmise.  I've been critical of ZH sometimes in the past but I think we all owe a debt of gratitiude to Tyler and the Tylers.  Cheers and give yourselves a big pat on the back!

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:17 | 6661010 Freddie
Freddie's picture

That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:19 | 6661015 unbeing
unbeing's picture

Sounds like Kaiser Sose

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:21 | 6661022 magnetosphere
magnetosphere's picture

fock president.  make this guy the new caliph. 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:22 | 6661026 SgtShaftoe
SgtShaftoe's picture

Seems like a nice enough chap. He's effective, that's a fact.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:31 | 6661058 Sorry_about_Dresden
Sorry_about_Dresden's picture

Mad respect for Qassem Soleimani. He is a bad ass. I wish he were the leader of this country.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/09/30/the-shadow-commander

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:10 | 6661388 ZD1
ZD1's picture

"Mad respect for Qassem Soleimani. He is a bad ass. I wish he were the leader of this country."

 

Suleimani is a hard-line supporter of Iran’s authoritarian system. In July, 1999, at the height of student protests, he signed, with other Revolutionary Guard commanders, a letter warning the reformist President Mohammad Khatami that if he didn’t put down the revolt the military would—perhaps deposing Khatami in the process. “Our patience has run out,” the generals wrote. The police crushed the demonstrators, as they did again, a decade later.

 

Only a mad brainwashed fool would want that POS as a leader.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:44 | 6661528 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

I'm sorry for you: was it hard for you to be so stupid?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:05 | 6661573 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

 

It's easy for you to be so stupid. You are a fool.

Now go put on a clean burqa and wash your muzzie master's dirty feet.

 

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 01:00 | 6661713 TheReplacement
TheReplacement's picture

Maybe I'm missing the sarc but I'm with ZD1 on this.  Just because the guy is fighting our bad guys doesn't make him a good guy.  I don't know what he really is.  I do know that I'd be much happier without anyone having that kind of power over me and that includes our guys.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 04:58 | 6661925 ebear
ebear's picture

Stalin vs Hitler.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 07:33 | 6662017 Chris Dakota
Chris Dakota's picture

"If we lose Syria we can't keep Tehran"

they say he is not really religious but he is driven by nationalism and the love of the fight.

Sounds like George Patton.

Suleimani will win against the traitors the West employs.

They don't even believe in their own countries.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:50 | 6661681 tarabel
tarabel's picture

 

 

You'll take the New Yorker's word for anything?

And then say you're sorry about Dresden?

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:33 | 6661068 Mr. Magoo
Mr. Magoo's picture

Bullshit, that's General Zod from the old superman 2 movie

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:35 | 6661075 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Oh, I didn't even think of that one.  Well played.

Kneel before Zod.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:36 | 6661080 Hannah S
Hannah S's picture

Keyser Soze my lilly white you-know-what.

He will make a mistake and end up just like his second-in-command.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:41 | 6661104 bugs_
bugs_'s picture

His name was Valerie Jarrett

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:42 | 6661111 yellowsub
yellowsub's picture

What you don't see in the pictures is that he's holding a Dos Equis.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:42 | 6661113 ItsDanger
ItsDanger's picture

General among generals?  LMAO.  What is that comment based on anyways?  I've said it before, that area of the world has needed a real war for a long time now.  THose soldiers would roll over in a few days.  I think you guys underestimate the US military.  Remember, most of its capability has not been used.  That being said, I applaud Putin for cleaning up Obama's mess.  Not sure this Iranian knows who they're dealing with in Russia.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:54 | 6661150 BubbaJones
BubbaJones's picture

Stay thirsty my friends.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 21:55 | 6661159 bankonzhongguo
bankonzhongguo's picture

Him and Keyser Soze.

And the beast on the horizon is two Mossad agents in a cow suit talking on the radio to Zohan Dvir swinging from a helicopter.

They're everywhere and all powerful.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:02 | 6661180 buttmint
buttmint's picture

..it sucks being check-mated. The Pentagram desperately dropping ammo in the middle of Syria? Svelte.

How many of us Zhers flashed on that ammo being parachuted and thought "..oh fuck, bales of USD Benjamins are next!"

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:04 | 6661185 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture

"I don't often go to war, but when I do, I kick ass."

Russia and Iran are going to Own the Middle east.

These guys are fighting for their countries vesus the Anglo-Zionist mercenaries.

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:16 | 6661221 alphahammer
alphahammer's picture

 

 

Funny how much he looks like this guy. Well, at least he did...

----

Elite Iran Revolutionary Guard General Hossein Hamedani KILLED by Syrian Freedom Fighters

Syrian Freedom Fighters scored a MAJOR VICTORY today with the killing of General Hossein Hamedani. Looks like these Iranian and Assadists thought they were safe from the Syrian Rebels with all the Russian bombings. But it turns Russian cruise missiles like to blow up Iranian targets more than Syrian rebels. 

TEHRAN:

Islamic State group jihadists have killed a senior commander in Iran's 

Revolutionary Guards in Syria, the elite branch of the Iranian military 

said Friday. 

General Hossein Hamedani was killed on Thursday by

IS "during an advisory mission" in the northern region of Aleppo, a 

Guards statement said. 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=030_1444389253

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:37 | 6661285 Rock On Roger
Rock On Roger's picture

Ya, Iran calls him a martyr.

 

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940720001071

 

He died fighting ISIL, shouldn't he be a hero? Or do you cheer for the headcutters?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 05:29 | 6661951 ebear
ebear's picture

"Or do you cheer for the headcutters?"

They're all head-cutters to one degree or another.

Two groups, each with their own intolerant view of reality. One, an insurgency sponsored by outside agents, the other a totalitarian state.

Not much to chose between really. Not for me anyway. I'd lose my head in either.

Dust 'em all, I'd say - but we know that's not gonna happen, so yeah. Go Iran.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:13 | 6661408 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

Commenter alphahammer delusions broadcasts or stuck in permanent trololo mode.

Tells Hamedani was exploded on Russian cruise missile one sentence, next sentence he the jihadists killed.

What are you saying? Well, at least re-read before sending. It's on psychiatry already looks like becoming sentences do not logically docked and contradict each other.

Looks like you're fucked in the head.

In the clinic of neurosis. Urgently.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:21 | 6661435 yomutti
yomutti's picture

 

Ha ha ha .... dead Iranian general with his ass blown off. That's worth a smile on a Monday. I hope he's the first of many.

It will be fun to see what can be done with Hezbollah in the open desert as well. I sense a drone strike coming on :)

 

 

 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:27 | 6661461 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

You have a rich inner schizophrenic world.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:07 | 6661581 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

You have shit for brains.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 06:05 | 6661971 smacker
smacker's picture

"Syrian Freedom Fighters"

Who are these Syrian Freedom Fighters you speak of??

The reports I see tell me they are plain old "terrorist mercenaries", paid for, trained and armed by Washington and its allies.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:38 | 6661290 MountainMan
MountainMan's picture

Look at this mans face. A pure soldier. Hard to find anything like that on the other side these days.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:40 | 6661295 henry chucho
henry chucho's picture

He sounds like a good Presidential candidate for the Republican party,he could pull in swing voters who would like to see him rip Chris Christies larnyx out through his rectum..

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:21 | 6661439 Sorry_about_Dresden
Sorry_about_Dresden's picture

His leadership ability has few equal. He appears to command respect because of his management of the region, with respect to Lebonan, Syria, Yemen, Iraq.

I don't read about, nor see pictures of his organization, hacking people up and crucifing them. 

From my prospective Iran is the most responsible power in the region and perhaps the world.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:16 | 6661585 ZD1
ZD1's picture

 

 

He's ruthless.

Why don't you go visit him in Iran and let him hack your Kafir self down to size?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 06:57 | 6662013 Arnold
Arnold's picture

He's got lightly chastised people for that, I bet.

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 10:52 | 6662713 Sorry_about_Dresden
Sorry_about_Dresden's picture

Your the nigger. Or even worse....a Jooh?????

I would much rather be a nigger than a kike!

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:52 | 6661327 FedFunnyMoney
FedFunnyMoney's picture

I am surprised the Mossad hasn't killed him already. Probably one of the most hated men in Israeli and Saudi intelligence circles.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:52 | 6661330 directaction
directaction's picture

As a Muslim I do not drink beer.
But if I was a filthy infidel,
I would drink Dos Equis 

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:59 | 6661357 dsty
dsty's picture

Dos Equis?

Hit in the balls?

Tue, 10/13/2015 - 00:45 | 6661672 tarabel
tarabel's picture

 

 

Maybe they market a coffee brand in the ME.

Stay twitchy, my friends.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:53 | 6661332 kaboomnomic
kaboomnomic's picture

Ghostly SPY? ZH has the photos of him, and you called it GHOSTLY??

 

The one that GHOSTLY is??

ASSMEEHREEKAA "Moderates Syrian militia"!!

 

Now THAT's? I never seen those things...

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:53 | 6661334 dsty
dsty's picture

 Gen. Soleimani, Putin

zh man porn


Mon, 10/12/2015 - 23:23 | 6661446 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

And here's a particularly ardent stance very often demonstrate just latent representatives of rainbow wave.

So go jumping and run over to the gay parade.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 22:57 | 6661348 Omega_Man
Omega_Man's picture

Most of what you hear in the media is crap... are they making a new boogie man? Hitler? If it's true... hope he wins. USA go home

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!