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Is that like the empty chair?
Everyone waiting for Joe "This is a big Fkn Deal" Biden to make his announcement?
Bernie the Chia Pet vs. Hillary McCain ;-)
Looney
Biden is already in, he just hasnt announced http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/801/201508249000928801/201508249000928801.pdf
I'd rather beat off with sandpaper in a saltwater bath than watch any of these political clowns duke it out as to who can give away more of my kids future earnings.
Please, mouthbreathers, do not take this criticism as to supporting the other act in this show, I meant ALL of them.
pods
You mean you'd rather masturbate with a rusty cheese grater, right?
Ben Carson, for after the shit hits the fan.
It doesnt matter who gets s'elected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8IvKx0c19w
How amazing would it be if Biden made a WWF style entrance in the middle of the first debate softball to announce his candidacy and steal the whole fukn show! I bet Biden's staff is negotiating with the network for this right now.
Full on pyrotechnics, lasers and AC/DC's born to raise hell blaring
We were going to watch these debates, but the new issue of People arrived and, apparently, Taylor Swifts' man received a handjob from his masseuse! We know! So please don't bother us for the next day or so.
Isnt the point of a masseuse to get a happy ending?
Have a happy ending with Hillary
Let's not forget VP Biden is part and parcel to "everything" Obama is doing. If you like Obama, you'll like Biden. He cannot claim clean hands no more than Cheney can. He is either for the President or against him. If he is against him I question his courage and therefore his ability to lead.
You are taking this way to seriously. If courage and ability to lead were criteria, why are Hillary and Bernie even in the running?
I always enjoyed Sting's return to WCW when he would appear in the rafters and rappel down with a billy club.
of course there would always be the chance he would then meet the same fate as Owen Hart.
i enjoyed hearing him sing 'fields of gold'
Did you know that Sting has no hair? And that Robert Downey, Jr. can sing (as in really, really sing)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1crxmBTxRlM
That's contributions, in millions of US$, for the 2016 presidential election, so far. Sickening, isn't it?
Source: http://www.fec.gov/disclosurep/pnational.do
Those stats are 4 months old.
Ben Carson, the other black meat. Or white meat. Or beige meat. Or whatever demographic group meat he is trying to beat.
Biden still has to sacrifice a virgin and rape a kid to be officially welcomed into the NWO/Illuminati. They never rush those things.
Poetic
In fact, possible Bohemian Grove Half Time Show
Your kid's future earnings? Tell me more.
the stage should be a giant Fed controlled printing press.
Pod's / You owe me a new keyboard! I laughed so hard I hacked all over mine. The only thing to make it better would be Epson Salts. Cuz' that makes people go crazy. Well, that's what i heard...
Pod's / I don't know you from Adam but I would love to sit down over a 12 pack of Lynie's and sort this all out. You crack me up dude!
I'm a fan of "V" by the way.
If you haven't figured it out yet, Biden will be running - for RE-election.
Likely that has been the plan all along...
I saw something a guy posted here about Obama not finishing his second term. I'll have to see if I can find out where he posted it. There was a link. His name was Nenad I think. I only saw it once. :)
pods
There are a ton of links to that effect. Global economic collapse, martial law, elections delayed "indefinitely until things are stable", cheers for the 4th Reich, etc. Why do you think I call the Kenyan The Fuhrer?
Quit insulting good Germans with your trash.
Butthurt much?
Jew trolling much?
Keep pushing that Kike bullshit, and those lies. We all know the truth here. Eventually everyone will.
http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/801/201508249000928801/201508249000928801.pdf
It's a "stealth" campaign.
They will all fight to see who can brag about:
1) raising taxes the most;
2) letting more illegals in the most; and,
3) expanding the gubmint the most.
4) How many women they've all had sex with.
4) Gun control
5). Is there any truth to the amount of lying you will do to be elected POTUS...?
5) Opens the floor to new topics.....and Bernie is ready!
In a 1972 essay, presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) opined that men fantasized about women being abused. He also claimed that women fantasized about being gang raped.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/419002/lets-not-crucify-bernie-sanders-his-sexual-fantasies-essay-charles-c-w-cooke
That's the kind of shit he and his libtard dirtbag pals fantasize about; hence that must be what everybody fantasizes about. Typical prog projection.
Gun Control topics sure to come up in tonight's debate.
https://www.nraila.org/articles/20151013/top-5-gun-control-lies-the-demo...
DaddyO
4 ) How many people they will let mutilate their gentials and call themselves Caitlyn as a sign we now celebrate mental illness.
5) How many people they will add to the welfare roles
6) How many businesses they will close or drive overseas
I betcha it was the Wheaties.
Maybe him/her and Jared can start selling Wheaties at Subway?
This place is trainwreck central.
pods
I can't take much more of this.
More like the empty skull.
Hype - You stole my comment...
At least Biden would add some comic relief to what would appear to be the lamest bunch of stiffs the Dems have put forth in decades. Maybe O'Malley can butch up a little and make a name for himself...before his campaign dries up.
Joe is such a decisive guy!
I've been talking about this for months now with friends and family, there is zero reason why the voting would end with anything other than a Democrat sitting in the oval office (rigged or not), and Hillary is never going to make it alone. Biden is going to "swoop in out of nowhere" and in all likelihood its going to be a Biden/Clinton sitting on 1/20/2017
Let me get this straight: Supposedly Biden is the "heavyweight" of the Democratic field? Seriously? If that guy were any more of a lightweight he'd be made of mylar and filled with helium.
Exactly, he's lightweight, doesn't have nearly as much baggage as Hilary, and will be easily manipulated into the spotlight by the media, which is all that matters of course.
The democrat jackass mascot is perfectly apropos.
They spelled 'Obama' wrong.
/dictatorship FTW
Who gives a shit?
I would...if they'd let us toss it at 'em!
Who gives a shit?
Don't you want to see a woman President of the United States of America?
Why do you hate women Billy?
I'm getting confused again...which one isn't a woman?
lots and lots of people. But fewer than usual. And very few people on here.
Although, keep in mind what month and year it is currently. We have to listen to this garbage for a loooooong time. And it will ramp up more than it is now.
The candidates will run out of ways to spend money so they will build real-life Doof Wagons to roam the streets blaring candidate filth for those that dont have cable.
A stage full of corrupt liars who would sell out their mother for a nickel if it would further their ambitions...
Oh, they take pennies too...
The unoccupied lecturn represents the failed state of US foreign policy for which the Dems and our mighty speech maker in chief are responsible.
I would say there are a couple more folks that are responsible but whatever gets you to sleep at night.
pods
Only 13 more months of this.......
Ony 13 more.
Its the best reality show going. Also is the #1 revenue stream for the TV networks. The closer the Nov election day comes, the closer the polls get.
if you have an election that lasts more than four months, you should call your doctol immediatry.
Then let a week pass, and get your glasses ready for "Campaign 2020"
I can not imagine listening/watching any of these so called "debates" which they are not.
Why would anyone subject themselves to such dimwitted tripe?
It's pure commercial bullshit, for morons.
I want to know which one could lead us the farthest down the rabbit hole. Would be best in 3-D.
Sooooo...you have a desire to see Hillary in 3-D? (Palm to forehead)
See, it's negative people like you, who forced CNN to cut it back from three hours, to just two hours.
Waiting for Godot-climb-aboard-Joe
Fuck that imbecile Joey Biden
Loserville at its finest.....
It's always good when you can get briefed on the questions ahead of time...
Bush plant...heh...used to try to take Trump down...
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/10/13/busted-cnn-uses-jeb-bush-...
...and the eGOP/ProgMedia get caught with their pants down...
...SSDD
Nice to see Jeb surrounds himself with really bright people.
And that's the best they got. LOL!
Ever better when you write them ahead of time.
I watch the debates for the entertainment value - that shit beats some of the best comedy out there....
unwatchable - I'd rather poke my eyes with an ice pick
semperfi - you oughta get a room with pods (saltwater, sandpaper, etc) .....you guys really know how to have fun.
And yet for legions of psychopaths in the ruling and dependent classes, this a big deal.
go for it!
What's wrong? No blacks or transgenders in that lineup.
You sure about that?
"Do as we say... NOT as we do."
A brutha has to put on a yarmulke and go to the Western Wall first if he wants to be part of that group.
Theres only one party - the ASS
I don't see the puppet strings and the bankers above the stage....
Seems like maybe a lot of people are bragging about how fab the Republican debates are. (actually - hopefully joking about both).
But it could be interesting to contrast Bernie Sanders' truths backed by his record to Hillary Clinton's popularist lies exposed by her record.
Name a few countries where socialism works....i.e how does rewarding failure and penalizing success help a country?
Socialism is the gateway drug to communism
Disappointing how so many simplistic thinkers have found their way here, locked into classical terminology utilized by fascists to demonize any opposition.
For me, 2 principles underly Sanders belief system of democratic socialism: empathy and fairness— a morality based system contra to the phony crony capitalism we have in the US, etal, that disdains empathy and fairness and is totally devoid of moral integrity.For a good explanation of the kind of democratic socialist Sanders is, see: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/06/07/1389039/-Bernie-Sanders-is-a-democratic-socialist-but-what-does-that-term-mean
If there was a truth meter installed at these debates, it would probably never budge off of zero...
No it would be an imaginary number...but I get your point.
I have a idea!!!
What if they could say and promise anything they want BUT if elected, they have to go to jail for 1 year per broken promise.
And the jail they need to go it needs to be the one where the most amount of people got killed during that year.
Maybe he's campaigning in Ukraine
I must admit --- it is good entertainment, not to watch the debates, but to watch all my rabid friends (y'all included).
Half of you (well, not so many here at ZH) make flaming comments before during and after the republican "debates", and the other half are well on their way to same for democratic "debates".
(It isn't that I think any of the comments are necessarily wrong, it is just that by implication, so many of you think that there are GOOD candidates in the other party.....)
There are no GOOD candidates within a failed system.
We will still watch tonight's debate to witness Hitlery telling everyone to f*ck off on national television after someone dares to question her royal lineage.
You cannot find greater comedic value anywhere else.
Shrillary will brag that she gets more p*ssy than Bill and the rest of them combined.
Didn't Gennifer Flowers in a recent interview say that Bill told her years ago that Hillary liked girls?
http://www.wnd.com/2015/10/hillary-nightmare-gennifers-back/
Affirming comments she made in 2013 to the Daily Mail, Flowers replied to Klein, "I know that Bill acknowledged to me that he was aware that she had a propensity for women and he didn't care."
"I'm not saying that she is a lesbian, but he acknowledged that she, as we say down on Arkansas, took a liking to women."
Like Drudge, Flowers also asked, "Why something hasn't come out on that? That's amazing."
Hitlery gets more snatch on accident than they all do on purpose...
I Think any debate with those people is debateable.
I think Clinton should heave a self debate .... via email
I don't get it, all the candidates are old white people; I thought that was what Republicans were
That be kind of like,,, her master-debating. Bhahahahahahahhahahahaha
Hell, I thought it was funny. What, the rest of y'all bitchez too uppity for bathroom humor and shit?
"Both parties are the same" so I read here often....
Yet someone forgot to tell the socialist jew media that, since they treat both parties so differently.....the socialist jew media only ever bashes one party for their heess.
All that's missing is the clown car and the paddy wagon
They should place an Air Force One jet behind the candidates to help make the clowns look moar presidential.
There can be no Democratic debate.
None at all.
Because any candidate who deviates from the CFR-Bilderberg-global elite plan in the smallest detail will thereafter be no candidate.
We know that the Democrats, more than the Republicans, are totally synchronized with their talking points.
But humans are naturally variable.
Discard the conspiracy-theory-of-the-day group to which it may be attributed and one thing remains clear...the only way there is such uniformity of opinion is if it is imposed from without.
I'd rather go Christmas-fishing with Scott Peterson than watch this freak show!
I would rather go to the local College of Proctology and volunteer to let students practice rectal exams on me than watch that crap...
This debate is going to be BORING. A cackling old witch chirping about right wing conspiracies and an old commie moron.
I enjoyed watching Donald Trump calling everyone a moron.
This field of hopefuls reflects the stupidity taught in our institutions of higher learning.
Will they have a free speech zone at the debate?
It will go down like this: All the candidates will hold hands and form a circle, chanting "Hail, hail, Fire and snow. Call the angel. We will go. Far away. For to see. Friendly Angel Come to me". Then George Soros will magically appear and hand out buckets of cash in return for their souls. Ratings will be through the roof.
Here's Michael giving it to Barry in the Oval Office....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzvZoGKlagg
At half-time a US Airforce officer's wife will have a surprise reunion with her hero husband after his AC-130 gunship completed its dangerous mission in Kunduz, Afghanistan.
Just bad theatrics for morons...
The Presidential Debates Are a Scam
Every four years, the two parties and news media collude in this PR spectacle.
http://www.alternet.org/story/102829/the_presidential_debates_are_a_scam
Leaked Debate Agreement Shows Both Obama and Romney are Sniveling Cowards
http://gawker.com/5951977/leaked-debate-agreement-shows-both-obama-and-r...
The lame rules for presidential debates: a perfect microcosm of US democracy
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/oct/16/presidential-debate...
Drinking game key words:
1. Trump
2. Entitled
3. Evil Republicans
The bottle must be finished if the words Libya, Benghazi or slush fund (Clinton foundation) are not mentioed before closing statements.
Stock up now because you will be hammered after the first 30 mins.
Its so funny because Biden knows that he cannot win against anybody on the REP ticket. He is merely negotiating how mch he gets paid to run and at least keep Hillary from bringing down Bill Clinton's legacy just by running.
Hillary is toast. If she doesn't even lnow about email security, how coulod she possibly be marketed to Millenials ?