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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/14/2015 19:56 -0400

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Thu, 10/15/2015 - 19:56 | 6673365 Schroedingers Cat

ORIO Operation Rectally Infused Oatmeal

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 18:03 | 6672967 palmereldritch

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 19:31 | 6672844 blindman

the technology of indiscriminate destruction
from the sky is, at once, both seductive and terrifying;
i guess that is why the human race so needs to suffer
from its "powers". it is the solution to the the deflationary
demands of the fiat debt/credit currency model as it
intersect with technological innovation and associated
devaluation of existing modeled/forms and norms, norm.
and so it is as the psychopaths are entrusted to plot and
plan for the innocent and feeble subjects of political
memes strung together from fear and other assorted nonsense
delivered daily by the "main stream"/corporate and fascistic
media and sooth saying experts.
.
http://www.umbc.edu/che/tahlessons/pdf/historylabs/Guatemalan_Coup_stude...
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http://blog.dhpp.org/2009/04/diego-riveras-glorious-victory.html
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Episode 307 – Meet Allen Dulles: Fascist Spymaster
Corbett • 08/30/2015
https://www.corbettreport.com/episode-307-meet-allen-dulles-fascist-spym...
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anyway
obama has a strategy, just not one that
comports with anything that could be stated
or tolerated in public. yeah, vlad knows.
so should everyone else by now.
the more death, destruction and chaos the better,
that is the strategy for the time being. look at the
last 2 or 3 decades. that is the strategy of the banksters
to gain global domination. they are psychopaths with
control and the advantage of the credit system. the
money, it is all theirs and they will not give it
up until they are removed from the seat of power,
sovereignty. no one would but a saint and they
ain't saints. can we codify saintliness, make it
lawful? oh jeez....

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 10:01 | 6670848 Reaper

He feeds his ISIL rats the same rancid oats that nurtured him.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:30 | 6670660 Zero-Hegemon

Banzai, you've done it again

and again

and

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:16 | 6670572 BlackSwanCrash

god i hate your 'art'

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:26 | 6670625 williambanzai7

Just like the whining minister who can't bear to keep his eyes out of every thing Larry Flint publishes.

If you don't like it take a fucking hike.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:53 | 6670812 Crocodile

Why bother even responding? Exercise discernment and don't allow people like that to rattle you; that is their goal. Your work is "your" work and the compliments far outweigh the "bad', so just let it go next time. Just some unsolicited advice in which I believe in after-thought you would agree.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 18:13 | 6673023 Pure Evil

Mr. Banzai7 is on hair trigger alert.

The launch codes have arrived and the keys have been turned.

All it takes now is for sHitlery to push the RESET button.

Oops, the Mushroom Cloud Farm is now open for business.

Get them while their hotter than the surface of the sun.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 07:46 | 6670227 Able Ape

Bernie Sanders' Election Platform:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHpGX5R1ICs

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 07:25 | 6670198 ZippyDooDah

What, no image of O on the operating table, with the brain surgeon marveling at the contents of the cranial compartment? Good stuff, WB7.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:56 | 6670825 Crocodile

Have Dr. Ben Carson doing a lobotomy.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 18:02 | 6672987 Pure Evil

Much too late for that.

But, he might be able to refer Obutthurt to a proctologist to help him pull his head out of his arse.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 06:02 | 6670119 Supernova Born

I read the title of the thread and then really enjoyed wondering what Mr. WmB7 would come up with.

I laughed with delight when I saw it.

Total win.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 04:42 | 6670068 webmatex

Very nice Mr B. Thanks for the chuckle.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 04:11 | 6670055 dogismycopilot

if you put that on a t-shirt and sold it in Moscow you would be making some serious Money $$$.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 01:19 | 6669916 Manipuflation

What should I do with these guys? "You should run for state senate". Yeah right.

http://www.cpmn.org/

I already turned that endorsement down for the Repubicants.

No religious bullshit will work with me but there could be an angle for me to not have to get 5000 signatures to run straight up on a ticket. I do not know these people but they seem to know me. I know how the game works. I can take care of myself but I do not know if I want to do this. What good could I do anyway? These people keep finding me. Why?

I do not want tell tell anyone how to live their lives. TEN YEARS I have been asked to run. I think maybe it has to do with the fact that I am an asshole and I will admit that fact. I really don't say anything but people are always telling me that I should run for this that or the other. Maybe I should but why? I really do not want to because I know what this is. If I had ten of you running with me then that would be different.

I could probably win here if I tried, and all of you helped, because people here are sick of this shit. And then what? It would be pretty cool if another Ron Pauler swiped another postion in .gov. I can't save you but I can create some financial reviews. I want to see the books. Come on now, let us quit fucking around. Where is the money and who got it? The Minnesota State Auditor knows who I am. I want to know who stole what funds because if I look at the books I will find it. I will go through EVERY financial statement.

These people do not intimidate me. I want receipts. I will do it one more time and as long as we have major party status and an endorsement we are off and running. Where is the money? It really is suicide in a way. If you start fucking with the wrong people bad things happen. I have personally witnessed that and also been a casualty but I am still here. I have seen this happen to my friends. These people are brutal and they stop at nothing.

Believe in yourself.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 00:21 | 6669849 drunkenlout

Cracker Oats!

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 00:20 | 6669847 Sorry_about_Dresden

What about the Wookie?

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 23:31 | 6669770 besnook

that was screaming for a wb7 moment.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 23:23 | 6669751 VWAndy

That quaker guy? Ya um, His name was William Penn. WB7 FUCK YOU!

Andy Penn.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:13 | 6670550 J Jason Djfmam

Jeezus. Don't go getting all butthurt over a satirical cartoon.

Think of how many guys have the name Hussien.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 15:10 | 6672086 VWAndy

William Penn was a real person worthy of respect. Did more for humanity than any one of us has.

Read up on him. Not many in all of recorded history measure up to his standards. Not perfect but a much better man than me for sure.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 00:55 | 6669890 undertow1141

At least it looks like that Penn was putting it to Barry, and not the other way round, so there is that.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 22:43 | 6669670 wisefool

I like what Vlad is doing but he really needs to understand that my own. personal. IRS. agent is like a foot taller than him.

Hooplehead is not a common American slang term \

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 22:07 | 6669595 WillyGroper

Too funny!

Really should have had a F & B warning.

Almost lost a keyboard.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 21:16 | 6669468 williambanzai7

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 17:49 | 6672936 Texar1991

OMG.... that is funny! Love your work.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 05:45 | 6670105 conscious being

Yesterday, when reading about Operation Oatmeal, my first thought was "What will Banzai do with this?" You are serving up some high grade, precision guided biting satire.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 06:53 | 6670152 VinceFostersGhost

I've always heard Obama had a thing for older white guys.

Who am I to judge?

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 17:39 | 6672903 r3ct1f13r

The generous types, I am sure.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 22:31 | 6669641 MontgomeryScott

Oh, WAIT!

NIXON was a QUAKER! REALLY!

Bathhouse Barry can be ANYONE you WANT him to be (as long as you pay him for his 'services' at the end of the night). One of his clients decided to pay him with a puppy that Sasha and Melia adopted, and they named him 'Checkers', and he's not going to give this puppy up.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 22:03 | 6669579 pupdog1

Carb-o-hydrate this, big boy...

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 21:22 | 6669487 ZeroPoint

You made me spit my Tom Collins. Good job.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 07:09 | 6670173 TahoeBilly2012

"oh boy"...

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 08:56 | 6670455 Bastiat

If these aren't making it to Putin's desk, he needs new staff.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 21:04 | 6669419 SILVERGEDDON

Dip, meet Shit.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 20:46 | 6669342 tc06rtw

“Nothing is better in thee than me.”

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 21:04 | 6669416 ChanceIs

I tried that line with all of my ex girlfriends. I never got much traction with it.

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 20:40 | 6669317 SillySalesmanQu...

Hillary still has mail @Datto
Use a better cloth to wipe next time...
http://wallstreetonparade.com/2015/10/hillarys-erased-emails-may-still-e...

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 20:16 | 6669275 williambanzai7

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 05:22 | 6670094 Lumberjack

This is what see was seeing through those glasses.

http://img06.deviantart.net/f53a/i/2012/201/e/d/massive_crowds_heiling_h...

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 22:41 | 6669661 MontgomeryScott

Star trek, 1st season, episode 3: The Devil In The Dark':

Mr. 'doddering socialist' Spock is attempting the 'Vulcan Mind meld' with the Fascista bitch named a 'Horta'. It seems that her eggs (called 'Chelsea Rodhams') were all still-born, and Captain Obama's troops have been working on mopping up all the Whitewater caves that she tried to hide in (via e-mails). Dr. 'Bones' Biden is beaming down to the planet, with his cure...

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 07:28 | 6670203 ZippyDooDah

Or how about "The Trouble with Tribbles?"

All those tribbles multiplying like emails. But that needs a different image.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 09:07 | 6670522 J Jason Djfmam

Scotty: "I beamed them all to RNC headquarters where they will be no tribble at all."

Wed, 10/14/2015 - 21:16 | 6669463 nmewn