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Sun, 10/18/2015 - 12:18 | 6681969 blindman
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The Fed Is Blow-Torching The Economy With QE
http://investmentresearchdynamics.com/the-fed-is-blow-torching-the-econo...

Sun, 10/18/2015 - 01:20 | 6681163 blindman
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Randy Newman - I Think It's Going To Rain Today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Fn8VhkK5g

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 19:53 | 6680532 VelvetHog
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...that gasoline smell.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 20:57 | 6680454 Manipuflation
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Alright, I have acquired the official political campaign car.  It is a 1995 Lincoln Town Car.  She is a runner but it has a few minor issues with some rust but not too bad.  The paint is scratched up but not too badly.  It is one massive car and it rolls smooth.  All leather interior and the interior is perfect.  The best part is that the front tires are whitewalls and the rear tires are not.  Perfect white trash art and now I own it.  I am good with mechanics but this car rolls already and screams "Go to Hell!".  I think this car is six feet longer than the Chevy Z71 extended cab pickup sitting next to it right now.  

I saw a half ton Dodge try to pull out it front of me and he slammed on his brakes.  He had to think about that.  Yeah, good idea there sir.            

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 14:40 | 6679717 Tyrone Shoelaces
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YOU WANT IT WHEN?

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 22:34 | 6680888 Perimetr
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ApcocOBAMAlypse now!!

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 14:24 | 6679685 o r c k
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Shane ! Don't go Shane !

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:33 | 6678264 Ms No
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I love the smell of singed greasy arab beard hair tinged with merk in the morning!

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:13 | 6678230 Manipuflation
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The MN Consitution Party State Chair wants to meet with me.  Shall we have a dance?  I suppose so.  Mrs. M is against this idea but the she does not quite get the angle here.  She told that I already failed twice with Ron Paul.  I told her she was wrong because this time I am not with anyone per se and it never hurts to ask a few questions seeing as MNCP has no candidates here.  I will do what ever I want to do and if that means pissing of some people then so be it.  Maybe those people have been pissing us off and stealing from us.

We shall see how it goes.  I would not disrepect anyone but I do have some fire in my soul.  I have a feeling that I have to do this by myself.  I would rather that I had some help but I doubt I will get that.  I know that it is a battle but if that is the way it is then that is the way it is.  I probably won't win but I will leave a mark.  I have kept my powder dry.  To what end?   

"God damn it, I want this treeline bombed!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jts9suWIDlU

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:13 | 6678066 palmereldritch
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It's BigVlad6

 

sounds familiar

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:48 | 6677814 Agent700
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"Someday this war's  gonna end"

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 19:19 | 6677362 SmittyinLA
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Its's true, and the Kenyan is alleged to have grown up in Hawaii where there's nothing to do but surf but no pics on the internet, not 1, body surfing and boogie boards dont count. 

The kid has no skills.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 19:43 | 6677426 Fredo Corleone
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"It's really hairy in there, sir - that's Charlie's point !"

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 16:00 | 6676576 SILVERGEDDON
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" Fuck you, asshole. " So Vlad, in more ways than one. 

" Hasta La Vista, Dickwad. " Works real good, too. 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 13:52 | 6675854 Amy G. Dala
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Captain Willard: "Who's in command here, soldier?"

Black soldier in trench:  "Ain't you?"

WB, your work is easily recognizable as yours . . .everbody does ps mashups, but yours we could pick out of the stack any day.  

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 12:36 | 6675503 SharkBit
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I love the smell of failure in the morning.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 11:40 | 6675248 ebworthen
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"I love the smell of oatmeal for brains in the morning!"

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 14:11 | 6675957 Schroedingers Cat
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rectally infused oatmeal

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 12:47 | 6675550 Manipuflation
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I like you EB but that is not what Putin said.  The Russians were laughing at our translation and even I knew it was incorrect.  I had three Russians here to judge and online it was worse.  Mericans don't get it.  Putin speaks in idiom and that can be very hard to translate.  They said I would not understand.  I said "Well, try to translate what Putin said."  It took them a while but here is the more accurate translation: 

"Do not mix God with your fried eggs."  That does sound Russian.

Russians often speak in idiom that is hard for others to understand.  That was the best they could do and they said, "You are not Russian so you can't understand".  This is probably true.  Just a point of information.   

 

Sun, 10/18/2015 - 01:36 | 6681180 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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One might find it difficult to accept any analysis of other nations actions by this uniquely speaking people who's idioms are simply not communicable to other coltures.How could you be sure since only a Russian really understands.

For all we know based on the Russians special and non transferable world view Mr. Putin's current killing of brown people in the middle east is actually about hydrocarbon economics and hatred of Islam.

Instead of all the silly carp said in support of Putin's two wars of aggression and intolerance with the aim of taking from others stuff that the unique and special citizens of Russia lack the ability to produce.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 11:37 | 6675238 the grateful un...
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Putin once threatened to dump his US treasury bond reserves, (I love the smell of US treasury bonds burning) but then someone said, (ackerman i thnk) but look the Chinese dumped 1/3 of their reserves and what happened, nothing? well not exactly nothing, the fed put 1/2 a trillion into the reverse repo market, and then a hedge fund bought about that much for themselves (curious) so conspiracy buffs may wonder if Yellen is the beard buying those bonds China sold in the secondary market through belgium, if that hedge fund is the beard of the beard.

a lot of subterfuge went on which is why mr market has had this many consecutive days of gains. the threat of foreign reserves being dumped has been hanging over the market for a while, and so far planet janet is handling it, the real thing is to discourage this sort of behavior, but it may also be they have her? balls over the fire, and thats why Putin is in Syria without a peep from Obama. if potus (and by extension his central banker) make more noise about Syria then more treasuries will be coming to Belgium. how many beards will it take to absorb all the supply,

so now Obama is where LBJ was in vietnam, he has a credibility gap.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 11:08 | 6675129 Manipuflation
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I just dug out my old RISK board game.  I am going to play with my Russian wife and children.  It says right on the box, "The Game Of GLoBal Domination".  I am pretty sure that the four year old son who speaks better Russian than English will win by simply taking all of the pieces off the board.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:42 | 6675048 Manipuflation
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What is that rifle?  Is that Merican made?  50 tons of hillary-ity there.  Nice work William.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 17:13 | 6676956 toadold
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The rifle is either a replica or a semi-auto version of the M-16A1. The A1 wasn't a bad rifle. They had chromed the barrel and chamber and it was fairly controbable in full auto.  They'd gotten the ammunition problems straightened out by the time it came along, propper powder and propper annealing of the case necks. The slow rate of twist and light bullets often led to tumbling given suffiecient flesh to inact with.  Didn't do to well through brush but if you had a clear shot it was accurate enough.  It was a good 200 meter rifle. At 100 meters a half way decent shot could keep the seni auto groups witthin about 4 inches for 5 roounds.  The triangular hand guards gave a good feel but they were prone to breakage and they weren't symetrical. You needed a right hand guard for the right side and a left hand guard for the left side. Lot's of luck getting anything like quick delivery from supply.  Lots of improvization to attach the hand gaurds.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:02 | 6677519 Manipuflation
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+1 for that response.  I don't do AR platforms but knew that was Merican.  That was one of the early ones I guess.  That makes sense.  Do you know if it was true that they you ball powder for that ammo?

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 05:24 | 6678551 toadold
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Originally Stoner called for the use of a clean burning ball powder that was low flash.  The war started and the US was short of manufacturers for the 5.56x45 ammo.  So they got a wild hair and ordered ammo from a Canadian company.  The  Canadian company did most of their rfeloading for commercial use.  The used a stick powder that had a additive that tended to attract moisture and then they polsihed up the cases  they supplied. Misl Spec required that the cases should show discoleration in the neck area to prove that the case had been properly annealed.  Well they got in a hurry and wholle batches of bright and shiny ammo was delivered. When used in a semi-auto rifle the the un-annealed case would seperate at the neck and leave you with a jammed rifle.  Research by Ordance found records dating back to WW II stating not to buy ammo from that particular Canadian company because they'd had the same problems with them. 

You can use  any reccomend US made powder to reload the 5.56x45 mm round.  There is a Finnish company that also makes good powder for them but the name escapes me right now.

You can get steel cased ammo in 5.56x45 mm now but performance varies from rifle to rifle. You have to make extra effort to keep the rifle lubed ie. Wet.  Under the  Herters name you can find hunting ammo that is steel cased.  They have gone back to the laquer coated ammo as opposed to the polymer because the laquer coated ammo resists corrosion better.

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:39 | 6675036 Solio
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We must be getting closer to the point when cells can no longer replicate in some parts of our shared ecosystem. What will our leaders do then?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:29 | 6674990 Berspankme
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Black men dont surf

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 09:46 | 6674824 MontgomeryScott
Fri, 10/16/2015 - 09:20 | 6674721 tongue.stan
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Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!

 

 

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 08:59 | 6674650 Reaper
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In his affirmative surfing class, hang ten was too complicated for Obozo's understanding.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:18 | 6674939 Actuary
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JPP can still hang ten! But can't count to ten.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 08:44 | 6674612 roddy6667
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I love the sound of EBT in the morning.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:16 | 6674925 Crocodile
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I love taking a deep breath of the fresh intoxicating chem-trail morning air with that fresh aroma of aluminum with a hint of strontium and boron.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:43 | 6677991 SixIsNinE
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front-range Colorado being bombarded today with the spray from the jets, all over, since I looked out this morning to dusk .... and last weeks have been heavy - yesterday was the first day in a long time no clouds at all, blue sky, no trails all afternoon - weird, conspicuously absent

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 08:04 | 6674500 Actuary
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You can either surf, or you can golf!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 07:52 | 6674463 kingvaclav
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A Deliberate Takedown of America:

http://winteractionables.com/?p=26272

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 07:22 | 6674395 wagthetails
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I can already hear him drawing up his critical commentary of the next presidents lack of action or a plan with Putin.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 06:35 | 6674335 nmewn
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An errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:13 | 6678229 Grandad Grumps
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Thank you! It seems that so few peeps got the reference.

I love the smell of ISIS burning in the morning, smells like ... victory.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 19:00 | 6677305 ShakaZulu
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A negro, created by jews, to smack down the rest of you.

Smack down as in eliminate.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 08:12 | 6674519 duo
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Never get out of the boat.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 08:31 | 6674568 VinceFostersGhost
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Never get into the rail car.....even if they promise you breakfast.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:47 | 6675059 A Nanny Moose
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IF is the middle word in life.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 23:18 | 6673941 blindman
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the technology of indiscriminate destruction
from the sky is, at once, both seductive and terrifying;
i guess that is why the human race so needs to suffer
from its "powers". it is the solution to the the deflationary
demands of the fiat debt/credit currency model as it
intersect with technological innovation and associated
devaluation of existing modeled/forms and norms, norm.
and so it is as the psychopaths are entrusted to plot and
plan for the innocent and feeble subjects of political
memes strung together from fear and other assorted nonsense
delivered daily by the "main stream"/corporate and fascistic
media and sooth saying experts.
.
http://www.umbc.edu/che/tahlessons/pdf/historylabs/Guatemalan_Coup_stude...
.
http://blog.dhpp.org/2009/04/diego-riveras-glorious-victory.html
.
Episode 307 – Meet Allen Dulles: Fascist Spymaster
Corbett • 08/30/2015
https://www.corbettreport.com/episode-307-meet-allen-dulles-fascist-spym...
.
anyway
obama has a strategy, just not one that
comports with anything that could be stated
or tolerated in public. yeah, vlad knows.
so should everyone else by now.
the more death, destruction and chaos the better,
that is the strategy for the time being. look at the
last 2 or 3 decades. that is the strategy of the banksters
to gain global domination. they are psychopaths with
control and the advantage of the credit system. the
money, it is all theirs and they will not give it
up until they are removed from the seat of power,
sovereignty. no one would but a saint and they
ain't saints. can we codify saintliness, make it
lawful? oh jeez....
.
A world without love - Peter and Gordon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_lJPUKTchI

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 00:18 | 6674040 unbeing
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um...yeah...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 08:09 | 6674513 old naughty
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"...the moar death, destruction, chaos the better..."

Yup, bm. that's their games.

Ours, s/b: "There's no fear underneath where the soul flies".

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 08:00 | 6678724 blindman
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@"There's no fear underneath where the soul flies".
.
thanks for that diamond s/b.

Thu, 10/15/2015 - 22:50 | 6673812 unbeing
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"I love the sound of faceplam in the morning"

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 16:56 | 6680041 lakecity55
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Bath House: I love the sound of Reggie's balls slapping my ass in the morning."

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