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The Humiliation Is Complete: ISIS Fighters Cut Off Beards And Run Away As Russia, Iran Close In

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The thing about ragtag groups of militants that display a penchant for extreme violence is that in the absence of serious opposition, they can rack up gains at an alarming pace. 

Of course there are plenty of (possibly credible) theories out there, which suggest that some of what you see in the videos released by ISIS is for show and we won’t endeavor to assess the degree to which the group’s brutality is real versus staged, but one thing is clear: regardless of who is funding, training, and/or supporting them, there are obviously fighters on the ground in the Mid-East waving the ISIS flag and committing atrocities in its name. 

That works well when it comes to destabilizing fragile states that are already beset with sectarian bickering on the way to claiming large swaths of territory from a defenseless citizenry.

But you can’t intimidate a modern fighter jet by waving around a sword and if you’re a newbie on the Mid-East militant scene, you can’t scare a three decade veteran by beheading a couple of people, which is why if you’re ISIS, the combination of the Russian Air Force and Hezbollah ground troops is absolutely terrifying.

As we documented earlier today, Hezbollah and Iranian troops are advancing on Aleppo and Moscow is backing the offensive from the sky which means that the hodgepodge of anti-regime forces that control Syria’s largest city will almost (and we say "almost" because there are no sure things in war) certainly be routed in a matter of weeks if not days, which would effectively serve to restore the Assad regime in Syria.

After that, the Russian bear and Qasem Soleimani will turn their eyes to the East of the country and at that point, it is game over for ISIS. 

Apparently all of the above isn’t completely lost on al-Nusra and Islamic State fighters because if you believe the Russian media (and we’re not saying you should), Sunni extremists are now shaving off their beards and running for their lives. Here’s Sputnik:

Hundreds of ISIL fighters are fleeing Syria for Turkey, as Russia's Defense Ministry previously said, and reports are popping up that they are leaving their beards behind.

Now obviously, these are just pictures of hair on the ground with razors, so that shouldn't be interpreted as anything that even approximates definitive evidence of a full-on ISIS retreat but put yourself in the following situation for a moment. You're a Sunni extremist and your regional and Western backers have just abandoned you. You are now under siege by the Russian Air Force. If you survive the air strikes you will soon have to come face to face with the fiercest, most experienced Shiite militia on the planet and if you somehow manage to survive that, well then you have to fight the Quds Force ("how do you shoot the devil in the back"?).

What would you do? 

*  *  *

We close with the perfect video clip analogy. The US is in the blue shirt, ISIS is in the red, star-spangled jumpsuit, and Russia, well... Russia is the bear.

US to ISIS: "No, no, you can't quit now, we just started. You got to give these people a show man"...

 

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Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:48 | 6677609 junction
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Have the Saudi headchoppers cut off their beards.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:05 | 6677661 fauxhammer
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Does cutting off their beards come with a John McCain "guarantee they are moderates"?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:13 | 6677690 Mr. Frosty
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Nope, heading straight for Europe so they can get on welfare and rape little White girls.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:23 | 6677734 JimmyRainbow
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no rape, just r&r with free hospital

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:41 | 6677987 Freddie
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Supposedly Merkel has German school children making their beds and cooking their food!  Insanity.

The Germans need to do what the Italians did to Mussolini.   Just find an Esso (Rockefeller) gas station and some rope. 

Merkel needs to be Mussolini'ed.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:25 | 6678252 Oldwood
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Sanctuary cities.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 05:58 | 6678598 Thick Willy
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Europe is unsafe for white women to be alone at any time now.  The mass rape of European women is ongoing at massive scale.  It is massively underreported by both the victims and the police.  And the stats aren't being released to anyone.


Remember, though, like this "activist", white women voted to be gang raped across Europe.  They voted for the end of feminism and to be brutalized and dominated by Muslims and Africans.  They are getting what they want and voted for.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:41 | 6678895 Chris Dakota
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They aren't the victims, they are the perpetrators.

They wanted this invasion, they forced it on all of Europe.

They are the enemy and they will be dealt with when this all comes down

to where it is going.

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:02 | 6677859 Buck Johnson
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Within weeks Russia had took them out.  The US is being made to look foolish and weak and downright inept in everything they have been doing.

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:37 | 6677971 conscious being
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The only thing backing the $ for decades was fear of retribution. If the bully can't cut it anymore, what happens to the $?

BTW, that's what's so, lame about all these most likely zinophile comments, lammenting the loss of the "good old days / daze" when ZH supposedly stuck to finance. ZH was smart enough to figure out a long time ago that geopolitics were on course to trump the financial charade.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 01:48 | 6678363 Jerome Lester H...
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The only thing I lament is the loss of having to pass a simple mathematics captcha before being allowed to post here.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 08:19 | 6678753 conscious being
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Capcha is missed.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:52 | 6678028 sgorem
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actually, fuck the beards, they need to go a little lower and cut their own fucking heads off. @ least give it try, no?:)

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:21 | 6678101 DeadFred
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Their CIA handlers died on day one when the Russians dropped radio signal seeking cluster munitions on them. Everyone with a radio/cell signal had a bomblet blow up about two feet from them. Cammand and control dissolved immediately and it only took awhile until clean-shaven retreat looked real attractive. Who was going to tell them not to run, some weeks old corpses?

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:50 | 6678915 lakecity55
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It would seem that while the USSA has spent the years since 2001 attacking countries with little to no ability to counter air superiority and superior mechanized forces that the Russians spent the same time frame doing serious upgrading of their military.

Instead of expending treasure on weak ME countries, Russia quickly did research, tests, and built a now super-power capable military with advanced  technical abilities on par or better than the West.

Additionally, the USSA forces were overthrown by cultural marxists, morphing into a vast social experiment where homosexuality, satanism, and any other weird shit was introduced into the armed forces, in direct opposition to their actual job, which is to be prepared to fight a war.

If you're bombing backward ME countries you can 'afford' to allow this type of perversion. If you go up against Russia or China, you will lose your shit very fast.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 11:17 | 6679157 JohninMK
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Great idea but highly unlikely scenario.

Such a bomblet is not known to exist in the Russian arsenal.

A source would help.

 

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 01:19 | 6678333 ChargingHandle
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Well the agos sniffed it out and Gillette is surging 

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 03:15 | 6678440 D7z
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They all coming to germany, Merkel is calling.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 04:52 | 6678512 Klemens
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Jihadi guy explodes over Russian airstrikes https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mtQZwXOb3_Q
Sat, 10/17/2015 - 05:50 | 6678587 Thick Willy
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That's right, run back to Europe pussy Mudslime shitskins, white men have taken the field and you're entering a world of pain.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:38 | 6678892 Chris Dakota
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This is eveidence?

What kind of cartoon are we watching here, shit made for 3 yr olds?

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:00 | 6680255 Noplebian
Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:45 | 6677598 ThrowAwayYourTV
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ISIS are a bunch of Boyscout wannabe's.

Send them off to their make believe reward.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:46 | 6677599 OzFan
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Back to their CIA desk jobs they go.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:37 | 6677784 NoDebt
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Best comment.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:48 | 6678013 Freddie
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Ha Ha.

I wish Putin would take up Ramzan Kadyrov (Chechen leader) on his offer to send 1,000 of his best fighters to Syria to hunt down ISIS and the rest.

ISIS, NUSRA, ISIL, Daesh, XE, Blackwater, Academie would be shitting in their pants.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 01:28 | 6678342 Bunga Bunga
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US need to be dropping diapers over Syria.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 11:27 | 6679201 wisefool
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He said something to the effect that he would personally kill the big al bhaghdaddy and his entire bodygaurd in hand to hand combat. Not long after that, MSM was reporting that Jihaddi Jonny quit beheading people and was on the run.

Meanwhile, when our special forces officers filed complaints about having to protect the afganistani potententates on "our side" AND their "comfort boys" they were told that is part of the culture we have to accept to complete the mission of bringing democracy and stability to this part of the world. And those officers were fired.

The moral of the post 9/11 story is, please pay more taxes folks, the US needs moar help!

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 13:33 | 6679565 Freddie
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I would not want to fight with or mess with Kadyrov.  The guy looks like a real bad ass who would cut your heart out in a second.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:54 | 6678033 yipcarl1
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take note "the brainwashed".... learn something already ^  51-0

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:57 | 6677601 scrappy
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False East/West Paradigm And The End Of Freedom

http://www.alt-market.com/articles/2716-false-eastwest-paradigm-and-the-...

We are being conned, like in "the sting" but bigger and much longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmDQiL3UNj4&html5=1

We are on our own.

LET IT RIDE Placing A Bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VosZzVlqxTg&html5=1

BTO - Let it Ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21vGTRgkZw&html5=1

Let's take what's ours back.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:58 | 6677646 hannah
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i would say we are being conned like in a john holmes movie, bigger and much longer. my but hurts already.....

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:30 | 6677766 acetinker
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scrappy, honest question-

Do you know who owns/controls Russia's central bank?

Does Brandon Smith know who owns/controls Russia's central bank?

No?

We don't know shit until we know that.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:32 | 6677953 Implied Violins
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Oh yes, Brandon Smith even wrote an article with that information in it. The link is here:

http://alt-market.com/articles/2074-russia-is-dominated-by-global-banks-too

The IMF and the BIS figures prominently, of course, as does certain...American...banks.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 20:33 | 6680635 acetinker
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I hear you IV, and in no way do I intend to besmirch either you or Brandon but IIRC-

Putin (and Yeltsin before him) tried really hard to be recognized as a global partner to the West.  Indeed, Putin still speaks of the US as 'partners'.

So yeah, there have been instances where Russia asked for 'help' from IMF and BIS.  Could it be that they would rather cooperate than escalate hostilities?  I know, could go either way...

Putin reminds me of myself, actually.  I'll absorb a whole lotta bullshit from a whole lotta people in order to avoid conflict.  I'll also let you know when you're gettin' close to my red line.

If you arrogantly cross it anyway, you're gonna get at least a bloody nose- maybe worse.

IOW, I 'get' the guy.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:48 | 6677602 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Saw this on VT last week.

The tide really is turning.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:47 | 6677607 Dickweed Wang
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Look at my beard, ain't it weird? Don't be sceered it's just my beard . . .

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:56 | 6677635 o r c k
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It must be sheared.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:10 | 6677683 willwork4food
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Because it's weird.

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:21 | 6677719 jeff montanye
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but no longer feared, that's what i heared.

my isis teared cause putin jeered.

but has the fog in the sheeple cleared?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:50 | 6678020 Freddie
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I wonder when Weirde Beardie (Richard Branson) will shave his off.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:08 | 6677673 acetinker
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Lenin had a beard.

Gabby Hayes had whiskers!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:51 | 6677619 farflungstar
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Startling results you can get when people work together. 

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:28 | 6680325 hunkerdown
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Collusion is always more efficient than competition.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:11 | 6677625 Normalcy Bias
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When Tom Cruise cut off his beard, it looked just like Katie Holmes.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:53 | 6677628 Usurious
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send Vlad to isreal to finish the job......

Im sick of this shit........

'Fox News terrorism analyst is arrested on fraud charges after falsely claiming to have been a CIA agent for nearly THIRTY YEARS'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3274731/Fox-News-guest-analyst-a...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:14 | 6677691 ISEEIT
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Yeah I get it...Fox 'news' is a propaganda outlet for promoting the republican gang.

AND..

EVERY other channel is a propaganda outlet promoting the 'progressive' teachings of the democrat gang.

 

Kinda neat really. Whatever bullshit you prefer is just there waiting for ya.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:16 | 6677705 Usurious
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u talkin about the 'joo stream media'?..........makes ya want to puke. dont it......

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:20 | 6677720 Bay of Pigs
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The bullshit is thick at FOX news. Laughable really when you see thay have no confirmation on their sources.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/10/14/cuban-military-forces-deployed-t...

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:43 | 6677995 conscious being
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MSM sounding more and more like that government spokesman guy in Baghdad during the second Bush invasion.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 10:02 | 6678944 gezley
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Chemical Ali aka Comical Ali

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:18 | 6677713 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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LOL, that idiot reminds me of Colonel Leslie Dancer from Trailer Park Boys...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:35 | 6677777 tsuki
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Or Col. Sam Flagg from M*A*S*H.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:26 | 6677940 trulz4lulz
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How does tis comment warrent a down vote?! this world is facked!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 20:56 | 6677637 hannah
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the russians are hard ass and trained. the iranians are crazy and trained. the isis whatevers are just hipster ganagster wanna-be's.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 06:00 | 6678601 Thick Willy
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Mostly just teenagers raised in Western Europe playing video games and listening to rap music.  Turns out they aren't having "fun" anymore.  Back to Europe to lick their wounds, white men have taken the field.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:02 | 6677647 FedFunnyMoney
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The fun is just beginning. The fat lady called World War 3 is just warming up to sing. That is what King Abdullah of Jordan is now calling it and I agree with him.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:00 | 6677650 NubianSundance
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Gillette up 1.29% today on this news.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:03 | 6677654 Boomberg
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when all those ISIS fighters signed on for good food, unlimited sex by rape, lots of money, and playing with guns, dying wasn't part of the deal. As Josey Wales once said, "Dying ain't much of a living boy". Time to go home now.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:57 | 6678035 Freddie
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They also got drugs.  Probably some weird amphetemines.  I also saw ISIS uses Meth and cocaine.  These idiots are on like a rave with AK-47s.  Psychos.

Hezbollah, on the other hand, is disciplined, well trained and fight like a professional army.  No yelling Allah Akbar, no spry and pray.

I talked to a US Sgt and he said in Iraq the US Army got some sort of "non-addictive" type of meth to stay up for 3 days.  I was pretty shocked.  Don't let your kid enlist.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:40 | 6678150 CheapBastard
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<< all those ISIS fighters signed on for good food, unlimited sex by rape, lots of money, and playing with guns >>

 

.. and don't forget the stonings; they really went for the Monday night stonnings + free beer also.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 08:00 | 6678722 Husk-Erzulie
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Freddie, it's this shit.  Bags and bags and bags of it flooding the war zone.  Has been like this the whole time only now getting noticed because its starting to spread into the civilian population.  Apparently it comes in as a liquid form and is manufactured locally into pills.  Stay up for days, be absolutely feerless, eventually leads to psychosis... it's all good.  This ugly part of the conflict is finally getting some attention.  Interdiction of the Captagon supply chain would go a long way toward rolling up the jihadis.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:42 | 6678897 Freddie
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Sickening and evil.  They create a perfect way to murder off everyone in a country by giving them weapons and psychotic drugs.  It meets their evil goal and plans to depopulate an entire country.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:02 | 6677657 spanish inquisition
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I will be selling cans of spray tan for $100 a pop to cover the facial tan lines.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:03 | 6677659 MarkGoldman
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Be nice to see some heads roll...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:39 | 6677978 Rusty Shorts
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 Egyptian goddess Hillary ISIS Clinton

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:06 | 6677663 KTV Escort
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My band, The Oatmeal Heads, will be performing tomorrow night, 11pm, at The Regime Change Pub in DC, don't be late

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:13 | 6677692 willwork4food
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Will Hillary be there? I just love Hillary!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:46 | 6677807 Berspankme
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She's pole dancing

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:06 | 6677871 Skiprrrdog
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Who's pole?

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 03:08 | 6678433 Zwelgje
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Pelosi with a strapon.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:31 | 6680336 hunkerdown
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Carryingwassermann-Schmutz can watch but she has to pay an extra $100.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 04:19 | 6678490 ross81
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i can never unread that comment *shudder*

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:15 | 6677699 Savyindallas
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Are you following Pussy Riot?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:07 | 6677665 BarnacleBill
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The CIA will be paying out some serious money to keep ISIS in the game, just to save itself from complete humiliation; but it may not be enough.

By the way: I wonder if the CIA will get its Toyotas back...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:14 | 6677695 Chupacabra-322
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Dig it, they've already been humiliated.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:25 | 6677742 jeff montanye
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completely.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:24 | 6677934 August
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God help us all if the next president is a republican.

Or a democrat.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:59 | 6678045 yipcarl1
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fucking a

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:04 | 6678058 Freddie
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I saw a few days ago that the US Air Force had brought into Incirlik (Turkey airbase) their elite extraction teams.  I think it is Pararescue.  352nd SOG? 

This is probably to pull people out along with thier favorites "moderate" head choppers who will probably end up driving cabs in Virginia and DC. 

Off Topic:
Here is a picture of Jeb Bush being driven by the hispanic guy in shorts and a T-shirt with tattoos who looked thug. 

Check out Jeb's f**King driver. He looks like an MS-13 member.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/jeb-bush-2016-campaign-finances-21...

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:34 | 6680342 hunkerdown
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I heard Erdogan has moved his money and family to Italy.  Maybe they're just preparing for the inevitable result of the next election.  I hope the Turkish people chop him up like Hypatia before he escapes.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:10 | 6677682 grunk
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Are the women shaving too?

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:41 | 6680359 hunkerdown
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Apparently, Islamic hygiene requires it.  Jews and USians consider it trayf.  I guess a normal American woman would be indistinguishable from a ten-year-old girl without pubes to clue someone in.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:14 | 6677696 Hulk
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"Would you cut off your beard and run? "

Oui !!!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:15 | 6677701 Bunga Bunga
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Urgent DHS briefing: Any shaved individual entering the U.S. is a terrorist suspect.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:26 | 6678111 Linoleum Blownapart
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For the record, on TSA's "suspect" watchlist, among "widely open staring eyes" and "exaggerated yawning" is... "face pale from recent shaving of beard" :)

http://theintercept.com/2015/03/27/revealed-tsas-closely-held-behavior-checklist-spot-terrorists/

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 06:44 | 6678651 Winston Churchill
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Worse.Looks like a Latino Kings tat, but hard to be sure with the shading.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:15 | 6677702 e_goldstein
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Yeah, yeah, beards, whatever.

Where did they drop all that gold they were paid with?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:31 | 6677762 jeff montanye
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you mean the gold they got from the central bank of iraq in mosul?  it's with the other gold the cia stole from ukraine and libya, being rehypothecated and backing 1 to 270 the paper gold depressing the price of actual gold.

why do you ask?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:16 | 6677709 Yen Cross
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    All those beards remind me of the Star Trek, "Trouble With The Tribbles" episode.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:23 | 6677710 Son of Captain Nemo
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The good thing about working for Dyncorp/Blackwater/Xi/Academi?...

You don't have to worry about name rank and serial # ANYMORE thanks to what your government did changing the rules after 9/11 with torture and non-enemy combatant status for POWs under Geneva protection(s) and the UCMJ after September 11, 2001!!!

The people who's lives our government has destroyed certainly haven't forgotten and neither will the Russians and Iranians when they get a piece of your white tennis shoed "asses"....

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:18 | 6677714 Dr. Engali
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Run away, run away, run away.....:

http://youtu.be/KAp9sFVdERQ

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:17 | 6678039 conscious being
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I thought you were going to use this one. This one's better imo.

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:01 | 6678192 BarkingCat
Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:32 | 6678263 conscious being
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Not available.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:22 | 6677724 NubianSundance
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About careers with ISIS, terms of employment :

" They offered me $1,500 a month [five times the average Syrian salary], plus a car, a house and all the cameras I needed. I remembered looking around the office. It was amazing the equipment they had in there,” the man, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told the Financial Times. "

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:43 | 6680367 hunkerdown
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But, somehow, Edward Snowden's "premium" salary is inexplicable.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:22 | 6677728 CitizenPete
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Drop in John McInsane-in-the-Membrain

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:25 | 6677736 Spirit_of_Freedom
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"By the will of one and only mercifull and fair Allah, we must regroup at Langley VA at once!"

 

RELATED:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_gPnUF5q9E

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:28 | 6677755 Omega_Man
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US Media will now attempt to gain sympathy for ISIS to support the US Gov position 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:28 | 6677758 silverer
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Hey, ISIS guys - don't forget the underarm deodorant!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:39 | 6677786 Joe Tierney
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The new moniker for ISIS:

 

Pussy Rot

 

-or-

 

Islamick Spayed (IS)

 

-or-

 

Hezbollah's Bitches

 

-or-

 

The Mo Hamma Done(s)

 

-or-

 

The Anarchists formally known as Minced

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:42 | 6677790 DOGGONE
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In your opinion, how good is Putin?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 21:45 | 6677804 Demdere
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Great analysis. To bad analyses are such a poor guide to planning.

https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/09/28/important-things-are-not-f...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:00 | 6677853 Omega_Man
Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:03 | 6677860 22winmag
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They were not McCain-approved beards!

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:43 | 6678281 John Wilmot
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Nope, not the good moderate beards, the vetted ones

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:05 | 6677865 Skiprrrdog
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How do we know those piles of hair are beards? For all we know, it could be the leftovers from a hitleryHooma 'rug-munch-a-thon'...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:12 | 6677886 besnook
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how much is a one way flight from ben gurion to jfk going for? el al is going to be real busy until putin accidently bombs the airport..

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:16 | 6677902 arbwhore
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Now THIS is getting entertaining!

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:18 | 6677906 Bernanke'sDaddy
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It's lovely to see these CIA trained fucks getting blown to shit.

 

Meanwhile, this is the funniest clip I've seen in ages:

The jihadi music just KILLS me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--8a4QsiO9Q

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:22 | 6678108 Crocodile
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Better to see the CIA head-head on a silver platter along with a few other psychopaths...then again, vengeance is mine I shall repay says the Lord.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:21 | 6677917 DUGTRUX
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FIRST TIME I CAN EVER REMEMBER ANYONE IN THE U.S.A ROOTIN FOR RUSSIA, WTF? hope that guy dont run for pres...

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:02 | 6677979 Linoleum Blownapart
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Sat, 10/17/2015 - 01:09 | 6678320 inosent
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Without getting to a big fight about religion, and taking into consideration propaganda, and Putin has his dark side, and he is another politician, ulterior motives, all that stuff, but in a larger contextual framework, again, i know the atheist haters of religion in the degraded states of America don't like to focus on these things, *but*, fwiw, Putin has been very supportive of the orthodox christian church in Russia. He has been promoting it, and showing up on Easter Sunday for a photo op. He might be non religious, and not a christian. nobody knows. but based on a lot of things I have heard him say, he thinks a society without morals leads to a lot of trouble. And while the state cannot be run by the church and vica versa, he recognizes that in terms of having a net positive effect on the culture, teaching ppl to do good and behave themselves, being accountable to (dare I say it) to 'God' [i'll skip the 500 page dissertation on the 10,000 ways to define that term, but let's just think of it as the Source of the Perfect Standard of Behavior that has the Ultimate Authority to call you out, and maybe do something more than give you a slap on the wrist], this should (on paper) engender a more civilized nation, generally filled with ppl who have a respect for the law, and the person and property of their neighbor.

I realize many will chafe at this 'polyanna' concept, and drag out the old stories about the 'crusades' and 'columbus' and all the 'evil' christians, but these events had a far greater number of variables than just ppl who allegedly are doing their best to follow the golden rule - not the cynical one either.

You wont find too many zionist christians in Russia :) That is for sure.

What I am getting at is Russia today, the direction Putin *culturally* is trying to take the country is back to the golden era of Mother Russia, where the Christian faith was generally predominant - at least within the religious sphere.

In other words, Russia today is not even close to the Russia from 1900-2000 or so, maybe a tad earlier.

It is simply a matter of historic fact that talmud freakasaur jews were totally behind the bolshevist/communist/soviet/atheist disaster that destroyed that great nation. Those evil bastar** (note the asterisks to disguise the bad word, haha), those fake jew pieces of trash, those satanic monsters whose only agenda was to ruin, pillage, destroy, *they* were behind it all.

Apparently, so many ppl are so ignorant of their history they have it burned into their brains Russia is evil, but lack the proper foundation to understand *why* it was, and why Putin is taking Russia 180 degrees in the *opposite* direction.

Now, some ppl say (troll?) that Putin is in bed with the zionists and all of that, but based on everything he is doing, his demeanor, the things he says, his actions, esp related to doing what he reasonably can to encourage the christian church to do its part to help the country grow a nation with a new generation of ppl with good, sound, moral character, this is precisely the opposite of what the jew controlled and now ruined America is all about.

The reason why Trump (my idea) is so popular, at least with the sort of ppl that love 'God', sincerely, not brash idiots from some pulpit, but someone with good moral pedigree, they heard him say "Make America Great Again". Now, DT is not even mentioning a revival of moral character, but that statement explodes on a frequency which resonates in good ppl everywhere who are so discouraged and disheartened by the manifest and numerous evidences of a moral collapse we see in America today. A great nation can only be comprised by great people. But how great can the ppl be if they are debased, degraded and immoral? Of course, the typical American dog who is the symptom of the agenda *to* degrade America will fire back "who is to say what is moral or not?!?!", but that is a specious and disingenuous retort, because we all know what defines good behavior. The problem is we struggle against it, and when the jew comes along to prey on our weakness, and proclivity to move in the wrong behavioral direction, the jew knowing *exacly* what is right and wrong, the jew propaganda sells the idea there are no absolute standards of right and wrong. This plays well with the humans who hate to be 'restricted' by their conscience, and unleashes them to a life of degraded behavior.

Until, one day, like the prodigal son, they find themselves eating the pigs food, rolling in the mud of their degradation, a light shines from heaven and they snap out of the trance they had been in, look around them, and remark to themselves, "where am i? this is a horrible place I am in! how did I get here?"

In the meantime, the jewish master capitalized on the degraded human, because once you lose sight of the basics of right and wrong, you become totally compromised. Any attempt to stand up in the public square to call out the darkness (the jew talmud garbage, like Jesus did way back when) will be met with derision "look at this guy talking about the 'truth', why he is a total sleazy immoral piece of trash. nobody should listen to him!"

And they wont.

And they dont.

This is how you destroy a nation, by destroying the character of her people, by teaching the truth is a lie and the lie is the truth.

But to make America great again means to turn that back around and point the nation back in the direction of the truth is the truth and the lie is the lie, and the two are very easy to tell apart one from the other if we choose to stop lying to ourselves.

In America, I suspect the population is evenly divided between those who prefer to 'restriction' of the conscience and those who like to eat with the pigs.

The jews efforts to destroy Russia failed, and despite surely many ppl who live there, just like everywhere else, who lie with the pigs (do not cast your pearls before swine, right?), Putin if anything is a symbol of the push back against the swine feeders to move back in the direction of the essential conscience (like do not lie, steal, cheat, etc).

Despite the never ending trash talk we hear *these* days about all the theists, and masons, and how basically satan raised up America, if you read contemporaneous accounts of America, a well known one by Alexis de Tocqueville, in 1830 (Democracy in America), you will see that while the founders were wise not to allow the european model (constant wars based on whether or not so and so was a catholic or not), within the population there was strong teaching from the puplits, and a general respect for Jesus and the Christian religion, the definition of which, and I think still holds true today, as simply being trying your best to live the right way, and respect God, the source of good, and Jesus, the most famous man who ever lived to remind us of this very basic personal mission each of us hopefully will accomplish before we pass from this world.

In other words, Americans are rooting for the great country we used to be, before is was torn down, and its moral character stripped away by the jews. This is what they see in Putin.

Call me biased, but I would be thrilled to have someone like Putin run for president. The guy clearly understands who the enemy of humanity is - the talmud toting zionists. I don't think we would have to worry with a guy like that what some conniving jew whispers into his ear in private after he got elected. Unfortunately, on that score, there is no president who can resist the jew, or presidential candidate. Maybe Rand Paul, but his dad you could count on. But as to all the rest, forget it.

I am telling you, if hilary gets elected, i am not sure i will want to live here anymore. I would move to russia in a heartbeat if they had the kind of weather i enjoy here (not far from Malibu). I hope it doesnt come to that. Costa Rica is my first choice. Europe is nice, but it is looking like crap these days politically and culturally, so its like costa rica, or some carribean islands.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 05:15 | 6678542 Lucky Leprachaun
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"Putin *culturally* is trying to take the country is back to the golden era of Mother Russia, where the Christian faith was generally predominant "

And that IMO is one of the main reasons why Putin is being demonized so much by the West, or  more accurately those who control the West from behind the curtain.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 06:08 | 6678614 Thick Willy
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The Bolsheviks tried to exterminate religion under communism and what did it lead to?  Negative birth rates, a depressed nation full of men drinking themselves to death at 50 and women with no hope for the future.  Russia was in a bad way when the Soviet Union collapsed and for a long time afterwards.  Societal collapse, really.

People need religion and, for better or worse, Christianity is the current religion of white people.  In its absence what do you get?  A bunch of pacifists that won't fight to defend themselves, their family, or nation.  A bunch of people refusing to have children.  A bunch of self centered narcissists with a false sense of moral and intellectual superiority.  The total break down of the family as the core of society.

Russia needs Christianity if it is going to survive.  White people need Christianity if WE are going to survive.  If for no other reason than as a means of mindfucking white women into having more white babies.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:50 | 6678918 gezley
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Good reply except for the anti-Catholic reflex in the middle. The United States will always be susceptible to social disintegration as long as it is culturally, politically and - dare I say it - economically Protestant. Almost by definition Protestantism is a brand of Christianity which leads to fragmentation. There cannot be such a thing as national cohesion as long as every man is his own Pope, free to interpret the world according to his own biases and prejudices.

 

There is a reason Jesus Christ left the world with a Church but not a Bible.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 18:50 | 6680387 hunkerdown
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Protestantism is largely informed by Augustine of Hippo, an early Christian imperialist and addictive personality, by way of Martin Luther.  Add Jean Calvin's aristocratic brown-nosing and Rev. Jeremy Belknap's "unfit to govern themselves" propaganda, and you will have created a system by which the logic of cancer becomes a life force in itself.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:24 | 6677929 jesus_loves_you
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They all runnin to catch a boat to Sweden.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:09 | 6678069 Freddie
Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:29 | 6677947 buzzsaw99
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is isis the good guys or the bad guys? seems like i've heard it both ways.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:40 | 6677973 Linoleum Blownapart
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Everyone is the bad guys.

War is organized murder, and nothing else. ~Harry Patch, last surviving soldier of WW1

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:46 | 6678288 John Wilmot
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"is isis the good guys or the bad guys?"

Yes

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:35 | 6677965 Linoleum Blownapart
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Given what we know about ISIS, I am stumped as to why Olahu BarAkbar is putting up with this. There's a reason. Maybe he's waiting for collapse first?

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:37 | 6677969 Ms No
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Hundreds of merks arriving in Israel, Turkey, England and wherever else with strange looking beard tan lines....  Does this mean Jihadi John is British or Israeli again?  This situation is the best thing that has happened in a long time, it is hilarious.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:39 | 6677980 bthunder
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Taliban 2.0:  within 3 months all of the "beardless" jihadis will infiltrate Assad-controlled territory and start blowing up (suicide-style) all those Putin's infidels, probably inside Russia as well.  It's called assymmetric warfare, my dear Zerobrainers.

 

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:11 | 6678079 conscious being
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Russia knows, in fact the whole world now knows, who raises, supports and directs Islamic extremists. More conspiracy fact proved true.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:51 | 6678921 Zadig
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The locals don't want them.  Al-Ciada would've stayed and blended in with them if they did.  Guerrilla war is impossible in that situation, though I'm sure there will be bombings.

Mordor doesn't react well to humiliation: http://www.nytimes.com/1987/09/27/world/casey-reported-behind-85-lebanon...   William J. Casey, the former Director of Central Intelligence, personally arranged for Saudi Arabia to sponsor a car bomb attack against a Lebanese Shiite religious leader believed to be involved in terrorism, according to a new book.

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:42 | 6677992 ILike2Watch
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Braun, Philips and Wahl stock prices to rise on Monday due to this news.....

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:04 | 6678064 Graph
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After shaving,mach 3 speed.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:45 | 6678000 coast
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Coast here...I did some preaching tonite..sorry, just in that mood. Next week I will get back to isis and obama and hillary and the stock market...forgive me for sharing my faith, I will keep it minimum, and this really isnt the forum to do that..My apologies.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:12 | 6678083 Monetas
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Never apologize .... for double posts .... or preaching .... it's weak !

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:13 | 6678085 Rock On Roger
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Well I was going to give you a snark reply earlier,

 

Good thing you've seen the light.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 22:46 | 6678007 Wilcox1
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They shoulda razored off their dicks too and left 'em in that pile of hair. They won't be needing 'em.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:11 | 6678225 inosent
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what's with the down vote? lol

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:04 | 6678057 Ms No
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There is absolutely nothing nastier than a huge pile of CIA operative and Arab beard hair.  This pile of horror should be saved it may come in handy for enhanced interrogation techniques down the road... when we need to find out some things.  I know if you put that repulsive pile of greasy long face hair filth anywhere near me I would talk. 

 

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:14 | 6678071 Monetas
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If you cut off someones head .... you are ipso facto .... cutting off their beard !

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 03:18 | 6678442 Zwelgje
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yawn

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:11 | 6678080 Rhett72
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I recently spoke with a friend who works as a security guard at a Saudi-sponsored mosque in Southern Caifornia.  He told me that the Saudi mosque had been cooperating with the US government and hosting CIA mercenaries who were fluent in Arabic, wore traditional Middle Eastern garb and sported long beards.  But the mercs were all non-Muslims hired to pretend to be Muslims, and the Saudis were teaching them theology and religious ritual at the mosque so that they could more readily blend in with actual Muslims.  I have a feeling that these mercs my friend encountered are part of the sudden beardless exodus now that the ISIS op is failing.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:09 | 6678217 inosent
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no doubt ... i can't imagine exactly how one applies for a job as a mercenary, but i bet there are a lot of guys who are into that sort of thing, and my guess is the pay is pretty good - maybe really good. they could be *anybody*, soldier of fortune types that drive 4 wheel drives in alabama for all we know. it is disturbing, sick and evil, but that is life on planet earth. one heluva waiting room as we wait for the big Doctor in the sky for the time of our appointment :)

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:12 | 6678081 luckylongshot
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Painting this as a Shia- Sunni conflict is a mistake. This is because the majority of the soldiers in the Syrian army are Sunni and Assad's wife is also Sunni. This conflict is multidimensional and can better be looked at as either Rothschilds v Syria, or Monarchists v republicans, or control of oil.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:14 | 6678091 Rhett72
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You are correct.  Thank you for making this important point.

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:29 | 6678120 MEFOBILLS
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Take Muslim Sunni's at their own words:

They call the Salafist Wahabbi's with the name "Takfiri"

Takfiris are funded by Saudi.  Saudi in turn is part of Petrodollar/MIC/Private Credit Banking.

So, the alignment on one side are those who reject Takfiri type Islam, which includes Shia.  Other non Takfiri's can include moderate Sunni's such as Suffi's.  Alawites are syncretist, not fully Muslim.

Russia and Orthodox Christianity has sided with civilization against barbarism and chaos.

The Petrodollar/MIC/Private Credit Banking West, led by Wall Street and Zion is on the wrong side of history, as they are against consensual civilization.

So, it can be largely considered Sunni via Shia, as Sunni Islam has been co-opted by Salafist ideology.  Non Takfiri Sunni's need to loudly procalim against their radical sunni brothers.  So, far only Sunni Chechens have taken a strong stand, all the other Sunni's are strangely silent.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 02:34 | 6678407 Victor999
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 So, far only Sunni Chechens have taken a strong stand, all the other Sunni's are strangely silent.

 

They appear to be silent, but in fact many Sunnis, through their collective organisations, are loudly distancing themselves from their radical brothers - it's just that the Aionist-run media is not presenting that fact in a public manner - it's mot the kind of news they want to broadcast.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:01 | 6678202 williambanzai7
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Similarly, the refugees running to Europe are not all Syrian Moslems.

Sat, 10/17/2015 - 00:03 | 6678206 inosent
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clearly a major factor

Fri, 10/16/2015 - 23:17 | 6678098 JamaicaJim
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Barbasol just phoned in...they are PISSED that no one used their shit.

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