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Fill In The Blank: Jamie Dimon Says "Banks Got _______ In The Financial Crisis"
During an appearance on Bloomberg TV this afternoon, everyone's favorite banker (and no that is not cockney rhyming slang) JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon, explains to Stepahnie Ruhle that banks "got tarnished" during the financial crisis.
We thought an alternative word (or two) was more appropriate...
The correct phrase is "got bailed out" https://t.co/jBCVBR1ysD
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) October 19, 2015
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man love
Got welfare.
It was kind of like a trade... they got bailed out, and in return they paid with the remaining balance of their reputation.
Dimon boy, if you want some reputation you're gonna have to pay for it bitch. It doesn't come free.
fingered (quote, unquote) ?
everyone's balls in a vice grip
Banks got "us" in the financial crisis
1. Hookers
2. Taxpayer cash
3. Cocaine
4. All of the above
Fucked
RICH
to fuck you and your children and your grandchildren and you unborn grand-grandchildren in the ass! no lube.
A $90k rug?
'rewarded' was what came to mind here.
Banks got my sister 'Yellen' after the financial circus.
Hehas no idea what 'cornholed' means...send him to prison, where he belongs, and he'll learn...
infested with the flees of a thousand camels
Banks " got lucky ".
We all - got fucked.
Jamie - I got a nice tarp spread out for you - for you to be rolled up in, and thrown out with the rest of the trash.
wood chipper, feet first.
Nailgunned, hot-tubbed, and window-sailed.
Oh, and the occasional auto-erotic asphyxiation.
"rich"
"The best deal in the history of mankind"
"Nationalized!"
USSA!
Actually, it was more that the US Treasury got privatized.
received inside information from the Fed and US Treasury.....oh wait....Dimon was on the board of directors of the NY Fed.......
Yeah, they got paid. Karma is a bitch.
Fuck you Diamonds !
...a Golden Ticket...
Double wammy
"Got Paid"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxt7q4YeZZE
I feel like Joe a little more each day.
Ass Cancer ASAP.
He can get _____________ too
If he's looking for sympatyh, he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.
Funny, I got tarnished too, asshole......
"Rewarded for fraud and deception"
got rich? got me fucked?
"Rewarded"?
"Saved"?
"Free Bonuses"?
"made whole at par"
got "a mulligan"
Porked
;-D
Banksters got TARP money for moar Hookers n' Cocaine, during the financial crisis.
a great fn deal.
Preferential treatment
I'd like to buy a vowel.
"filthy rich at taxpayer expense."
A get out of jail free card
How about banks got rewarded by the taxpayer, pushed through thanks to Timmy G, Goldman boy, Hank Paulson and Bernanke.
On to do larger and more grand schemes.
Away with murder
Or at least nail gun suicides.
Everything they could possibly want
Jamie came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin
And she never lost her head
Even when she was givin head
She said "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"...
Poor bastards had to cut back on the hookers and blow for several days during that ordeal.......
More money than you got.
"a license to steal"
"Filthy rich"
FUCKED?
ahead
Banks got BIGGER in the financial crisis.
Rich. What'd I win?
FUCK YOU DIMON!!
Banks "got the world by the ass".
TRILLIONS.
Pardoned for crimes
Your money
Banks got in the ass with Obama during the financial crisis.
Everything!
AIG TO THE HOLD THE BAG OF SHIT.
TO STEAL PEOPLES HOUSES.
A free lunch
the london whale, the liebor fixer, captain ahab back from his watery grave. the beleagered purveyor of junk bonds and crap ipos. the silver king, the golden goosed giant. the corporate raider, the tbtf cyclops with fraudlent books and obscene bonuses under both arms. woe is me saith jamie. die bitchez.
more control over everything
What ever they told wrote on Paulsons three page "tanks in the street" demand.
Trillions of dollars and the asshat ties a shitty tie.
Your Assets
Jaime, tarnished? You don't say!
Moar Joobucks Four Evah
a great blow job
Mouth Cancer
"To screw the world"
Socialized
"Banks got tarnished"...wonder how and why that happened?
exposed as the people got reminded how Hilter came to power before WW2
I think that "Tumor" Dimon sprang live from the butthole of Beezelbub. Bring back the Rendition Program for this maggot.
A good reacharound.
The end must be near when the cover your ass stories start coming out.
Rewarded. What a total schmuck. Look at that stupid face. Him and BankFiend. And they think they are getting away with something. They have no idea.
I believe the grafters and fraud were sentenced to the 5th level of Hell according to Dante. The demons will be very excited to have him as their guest...if you know what I mean.
"The banks got _____ during the financial crisis.."
How about: "TAXPAYER FUNDED BONUSES", Douchebag.
rewarded. The word is rewarded.
hard earned cash
Whatever they wanted
a get out of jail free card
Bear Stearns?
"The banks got ___ during the financial crisis."
"Exposed as criminal welfare babies."
They got "tarnish" and the taxpayers got F*ed!
Cock
"The banks got _____ during the financial crisis.."
My issue is with the tense. We are still in the financial crisis so the sentence should read "the banks got and continue to get..."
The banks ____"got me worried about tanks in the streets."_____ @09:20 (basically the end)
Now that I am old and learned stuff from you ZH folks I am comfortable being like the old lady in the Esurance 'Beatrice' Commercial 2014.
7 years of you (fellow) spacemonkeys to me (wisefool): "That's not how it works. Thats not how any of this work's."F.U. jamie, not because you are richer than me, but because I thought you had any dignified purpose on planet earth whatsoever and your fake technoviking buddy who does "god's work" in a completely fabricated "reality" video too.
Hey Jamie,
I hear there are tremendous money making opportunities in Syria.
You should go check it out.
Sincerely,
A US taxpayer
I am sure people like him are placing bets on the outcome of the battle for Aleppo and how you can secure yourself against that bet.
Jamie?!!!
Thought you were already dead from HPV cancer you fucking piece of shit!
Die already!!!
Tarnished? Are you a fucking MORON Dimon? You collectively need exterminated. How is that for tarnished?
He looks like the stupid dog that can never be disiplined. JackAss.
Oatmealed?
kasha-ed
Away with it.
Deez Nuts
Got money they never earned, never deserved, and never did the right thing with.
Banks got away with FUCKING MURDER at the expense of the US taxpayer who got it up the ass yet again.
I need new cuff links, anyone know where to get "power-links"
They got the last laugh, on us.
your money
the royal treatme
- more or less Awesome -
What a smarmy doucebag. He's got an asshole face (Props Steve Conrad)!!
"banks got tarnished" (make or become less valuable or respected....wonder why...maybe this can explain your role... "They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."
another place, another time this guy would have long since been parted from his head.
Give it time...he might still experience that.
Remember the movie " The Doctor " with William Hurt? He had a throat cancer scare as a physician and it turned his life around. Completely altered his worldview and changed him into a much better man.
NOT JAMIE. HE'S STILL A GREEDY, THIEVING, UNCARING POS WHO DESERVES THE WORST.
Jamie is a welfare billionaire.
And JPM was busted in 2009 and should've been allowed to fail.
Vampire of the world
Human blood sucker
must be hanged in public
_ endless blowjobs from politicians paid by the tax payer _
off
blood
and GOT
jiggy
it all
wall on wall street , street and hating
on wall street. nothing j.d. can do about
it.
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what is wall street and from where does
the term come?
.
" Where does the name "Wall Street" come from?
By Investopedia Staff AAA |
A:
As with many of the famous streets and roads in the world, Wall Street's origins have historical significance. Its name is a direct reference to a wall that was erected by Dutch settlers on the southern tip of Manhattan Island in the 17th century. During this time, a war between the English and Dutch threatened to spill over onto the island's American colonies. So the Dutch, located at the southernmost part of the island, decided to erect a defensive wall. Although this wall was never used for its intended purpose, years after its removal it left a legacy behind in the name Wall Street.
This area didn't become famous for being America's financial center until the end of the 18th century, when 24 of the United States' first and most prominent brokers signed an agreement that outlined the common commission-based form of trading securities. Occurring under a "Buttonwood" tree, this marked the beginnings of the investment community of Wall Street and the creation of the New York Stock Exchange. Since then, "Wall Street" has come to denote much more than a street: it now represents the stock market and all its associated financial institutions.
To read more about the beginnings of Wall Street, see The Stock Market: A Look Back.
Read more: Where does the name "Wall Street" come from? "
http://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/181.asp
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if you view all political-public oration as a
form of fellatio you get a pretty good
idea concerning the meaning and significance
of the spoken, or written, word. so, the thing
about oral gratification is, it is a temporal
satisfaction with no chance of progeny. people
seem to enjoy it immensely but no one makes long
term commitments based on it. it is not like
there is trust and a person's "word" is their
bond anymore, the last decades of political
rhetoric have inculcated,
in the popular mind, that the axiom "trust no man"
is the current "truth". the lawyers, media, politicians
and political parties have all communicated this
truth to the voting or abstaining population in
spades. here, look at the political parties and
law enforcement people and institutions regarding
the 9/11 event and "investigation". drinking and
laughter ensues .........
just a thought.
.
it is, currently, a freak circus where you can
find entertainment and watch a republitard or
demoncrat bite the
head off a chicken, a geek show. that is mainstream
coverage of politics today, a geek show; thank you
cnn and fox news.
.
now, when i read a sentence or hear a statement
i ask the question, who is being fellated by the
author or orator? and why is this person on their
knees? today, it is very simple, the answer is
mostly always the same. it is for the sizzling and
decomposing, at accelerating rates, debt based
"money"(currency by law) that has each soul in
arrears as it were.
people are so simple, man, especially when cornered
and psychologically/financially enslaved. your masters
are pretty fucking smart frank, as long as you are
pretty fucking stupid, man.
peas
the crisis made em' dead gods walking, man.
The bank got "to bend the people over with no vaseline" during the financial crisis
A loving kiss on the bum with talcum powder?
Banks got "to fk the world" . . .
free beacon
Fuck the Greek