General In Charge Of "Total Failure" Syrian "Train And Equip" Program Gets Promotion

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The US effort to train and equip Syrian freedom fighters battling to bring democracy to Damascus and usurp a brutal dictator has been a smashing success (count the instances of sarcasm there). 

Take ISIS for example. The Pentagon knew that the opposition groups the West and its regional allies were supporting could morph into something beyond anyone’s control. Recall the following passage from a secret DoD document dated 2012: “If the situation unravels, there is the possibility of establishing a declared or undeclared Salafist Principality in eastern Syria (Hasaka and Der Zor), and this is exactly what the supporting powers to the opposition want, in order to isolate the Syrian regime, which is considered the strategic depth of the Shia expansion (Iraq and Iran).” Well, the situation did “unravel” and sure enough, one group of former “freedom fighters” metamorphosed into a band of sword-wielding, black-flag waving desert bandits who did indeed establish a Salafist Principality in eastern Syria with a “capital” at Raqqa. 

And while that surely takes the top spot on the list of “most absurd outcomes from US meddling in Syria” a close second was this year’s “train and equip” program run by the Pentagon.

This was a separate program from those run by the CIA (which supports the Free Syrian Army that’s now under siege by Russia and Iran) and the aim was to appropriately “vet” as many as 5,400 anti-ISIS (supposedly) fighters by the end of the year. 

The embarrassments began in earnest in July when the group (which numbered barely more than 50 at the time) had its commander and deputy kidnapped by al-Qaeda, who had already played spoiler to another group of US fighters in 2014. 

But the real punchline came last month when, in an update to Congress, Gen. Lloyd Austin, head of the U.S. Central Command and Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth admitted that only “four or five” fighters from the train and equip program remained in battle.

As we quipped at the time: “So the only thing that the DoD’s estimate of the actual number of fighters currently on the ground has in common with the Pentagon’s original goal of recruiting 5,400 by the end of the year, is that both figures have a '4' and a '5' in them.”

The assessment from Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.) and Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.): “Let’s not kid ourselves, that’s a joke. This is just a total failure.”

But when it comes to US foreign policy in the Mid-East, failure is of course rewarded which explains why Maj. Gen. Michael K. Nagata who, because he was commander of American Special Operations forces in the Middle East, was ultimately responsible for the above mentioned “total failure”, is now set to be rewarded and promoted. Here’s The New York Times:

The Army general in charge of the Pentagon’s failed $500 million program to train and equip Syrian rebels is leaving his job in the next few weeks, but is likely to be promoted and assigned a senior counterterrorism position here, American officials said on Monday.

 

The officer, Maj. Gen. Michael K. Nagata, is stepping down as commander of American Special Operations forces in the Middle East, which made him responsible for the training program that ultimately produced only a few dozen fighters. That was a far cry from the 15,000 fighters that the program was going to train over a three-year period when it was formally started in December.

 

General Nagata has been in the Special Operations job for more than two years and was overdue to switch assignments as part of the military’s regular rotation of senior officers, the American officials said. The setback in training Syrian rebels does not appear to have derailed his career as one of the Army’s rising stars.

 

He is in line to be awarded a third star, to lieutenant general, and take a senior position at the National Counterterrorism Center in Washington, said officials who emphasized that the decision was not yet final.

 


 

General Nagata has also earned a reputation for creative thinking. Last year, he assembled an unofficial brain trust beyond the traditional realms of expertise within the Pentagon, State Department and intelligence agencies, in search of fresh ideas and inspiration for how to combat the Islamic State. Business professors, for example, were asked to examine the Islamic State’s marketing and branding strategies.

Yes, a “reputation for creative thinking.” Creative thinking which led directly to this:

Training the Syrian rebels, however, proved to be a star-crossed task. In late July, many of the first 54 Syrian graduates of the military’s training program and the rebel unit in which they served came under attack by the Syrian affiliate of Al Qaeda. Classified military assessments later concluded that the rebels were ill-prepared for an enemy attack and were sent back into Syria in numbers that were too small. They had no support from the local population and had poor intelligence about their foes.

So have no fear America, because General Nagata is about to take a "senior" counterterrorism position which means the country will be protected from extremism by the kind of "creative thinking" that sent 60 undertrained fighters into the most dangerous place on earth "ill-prepared for an enemy attack" with "no support from the local population" and "poor intelligence about their foes."

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dogismycopilot's picture

This is fucked up. Between this and Trudeau winning I am not sure how much more of Bizzaro world I can take.

Manthong's picture

I bet he comes out of the closet as a Geisha… that’s only to be expected in Obama’s Army.

http://us.jnto.go.jp/blog/how-to-meet-with-a-geisha-in-kyoto/

Looney's picture

The “hegemon” turned out to be a HEGEMORON.  ;-)

Looney

813kml's picture

"Domo arigato, General Nagata"

Money Counterfeiter's picture
Money Counterfeiter (not verified) 813kml Oct 20, 2015 10:13 AM

Affirmitive action hire.

greenskeeper carl's picture

I thought it was reverse affirmative action for asians? and thats what happens when you purge all the smart senior officers who think for themselves. Although, in all honesty, this was a doomed venture before it even started. I doubt anyone could have made this work, since its a fucking retarded idea. If I give you an assignment to chop down the largest tree in the forrest with a herring, you can hardly be considered incompetent for not doing it.

 

And no, Im not defending this guy, with the jobs he has held he has A LOT of blood on his hands, and no, I don't think he 'deserved' a promotion.

CheapBastard's picture

"Don't ax, don't tell," has it's drawbacks.

Theosebes Goodfellow's picture

~"General Nagata has also earned a reputation for creative thinking. Last year, he assembled an unofficial brain trust beyond the traditional realms of expertise within the Pentagon, State Department and intelligence agencies, in search of fresh ideas and inspiration for how to combat the Islamic State."~

Oh, you mean apart from wiping every last man-jack one of them off the face of the Earth for they are engaged in full-blown, murderous fascism? Really?!? How's that going to work out? Holding some of these pieces of shit for over a dozen years in Gitmo didn't give the Pentagon enough time to come to terms with their adversary, so we need a "search for fresh ideas"?

Are - you - fucking - kidding - me???

HardAssets's picture

Didnt they kick out all the smart and Constitution following generals and admirals ?

This guy's still in.

TeamDepends's picture

New Army jingle: "Be gay just like Barry". It replaces "be all that you can be" because of its obviously rayciss, homophobic, anti-inclusionary bent.

greenskeeper carl's picture

a friend of mine thats active duty said they had a visit from the admiral and his senior enlisted advisor recently, and he said that kind of stuff was what they wanted to talk about. The new focus is on "inclusiveness". They told my friend and his coworkers that they had already made a lot of changes, already allowing openly gay people to serve, and that now they were working on being even more 'inclusive' and allowing 'openly transgendered' people to serve as well. He said that the people saying it looked almost apologetic for taking their time to talk about this, and you could tell that they were just repeating the 'party line', but thats the future. THey still haven't figured out berthing arrangments.... I laughed my ass off on that one. So, rather than just having men and women, which was bad enough, we now will have men, women, gay men, gay women, women who want to be men, and men who think they are women, and small units in the military, like the CG, will somehow have to figure out how to make sleeping arrangements....

 

Most people in the military don't really care about gay people being in the military, its the fact that now its thrown around in everyones faces that seems to bother people. If it was up to me, we would have a MUCH SMALLER military than we do now, and it would stay within the US, not more 100s of bases spread around the world, no more entangling alliances. But, part of having a very small military, a 'self defense force', is that you need professionals, and since the openings would be limited, you would need to make sure you were getting the very best people. Today's military is heading in the exact opposite direction. "inclusiveness" and "diversity". and once your country gets the reputation of being run by a bunch of 'gays and trannies' you can forget about ever being respected again, ever. But, thats what the higher ups want to worry about. All the shit they could be worried about, like , hhhmmmm, the 22 veterans a day who off themselves, and they are talking about making sure transgendered people feel welcome. You just can't make this shit up.

MrPalladium's picture

Now that the military is an openly gay organization, red state families are going to try to keep their straight sons from enlisting.

The end result of this 15 years from now will be catastrophic.

A deliberate CF!!

StychoKiller's picture

I for one, do NOT want my Daughter to catch the Ghey!

Dadburnitpa's picture

Carl:  You just hit a fucking home run with that post.  Well done.

MalteseFalcon's picture

What's the problem here?

Everyone gets a trophy for participating.

CheapBastard's picture

Your taxpayer dollas at work.

 

"Yes we can!"

RaceToTheBottom's picture

Fine with me, but they get ribbons and not stars.

Unless maybe those stick on stars....  Those we can afford.

 

Also we should be more inclusive about people reaching the rank of general.  More inclusion, is what is needed.

Therefore they should have a new rank of Private General...

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Between Harper being a tinpot dictator who specialized in picking international fights and curtailing freedoms at home, the media being their progressive selves, and the usual fact that the last thing that a ramrod mulitcutural society will ever be long term is conservative, the results are not surprising to me anyways.

JustObserving's picture
General In Charge Of "Total Failure" Syrian "Train And Equip" Program Gets Promotion

Everyone involved in the failure to stop 9/11 attacks also got promotions.

The Nobel Prize Winner's war in Syria has claimed over 300,000 lives and created more than 4 million refugees.  That should merit a promotion if not a Nobel.

Failure is rewarded in fascist, police states when it works to the state's advantage

Crocodile's picture

Promoting the ones that are failures is the way to get rid of the people you do not want.  It use to be you either fired them or demoted them, but because of lawsuits, the easier way, especially in large bureaucracies is to give them a stellar review and accolades and send them upward, but out of your hair.

HardAssets's picture

Who said he 'failed' ?

You don't think his job is actually fighting terrorists, do you ?

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

He assembled an unofficial brain trust beyond the traditional realms of expertise within the Pentagon, State Department and intelligence agencies, in search of fresh ideas and inspiration for how to combat the Islamic State. 

The CIA forgot to let him in on the joke

 

 


r0mulus's picture

Exactly. His role was weaking Syria in a multi-front war and distributing weapons to extremists to conquer through division. In that real role of his, he did a great job. Kind of hard to imagine how these MIC clowns did not foresee Putin intervening to save the only country offering him a Mediterranean naval base though. Have these idiots learned anything from 300+ years of Russian history, aka the search for ice-free ports? I hope Putin continues to utterly embarass and discredit our pathetic Western leadership.

RevIdahoSpud3's picture

The US spent $25 BILLION over a decade of arming and training the Iraqi army, who in turn abandoned $500 Million in arms and equipment to a handful (800) of ISIS fighters who over ran 30,000 Iraqi soldiers during late spring 2015. This event was an astounding success to the MIC, who will now be charged with re-training, re-arming, re-manufacturing, re-contracting and re-billing the American taxpayer for these services. Who wouldn't be promoted with credentials like this?

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

While that may be true.  That run called the American dream will be taking General Nagata and everyone in the chain of command above him and below him down the toilet with him permanently!

Guess at the rate we're going we might as well reward insanity at this kind of level as it really is epic in breaking all the records!

It was a nice ride at every other sovereign nation's expense while it lasted though!!!!

Urban Redneck's picture

Sycophant loyalty is rewarded in a fascist state.

The "victims" of the Porter Goss bloodbath at the CIA were not promoted.

Then agaim if the CIA had been more cooperative with Cheney, Rummy, Wolffullofshits... then perhaps they would not have needed the build-out of redundant and parallel capacities within the DoD.  

The creation of DNI was a boon for under-qualified desk jockeys willing to kiss Neocon ass almost as much as the creation of the Homeland Insecurity leviathan was.

You are only allowed to fail upwards as long as your lips are planted firmly on your boss's ass.

Ignatius's picture

If you hit it on the head with a hammer and drops and gives you a blow-job, promote it.

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

We're looking at it from a rational standpoint. He followed orders perfectly, like the 9/11 stooges did. The satanic bastards like those people to be in the same room as them.

StychoKiller's picture

Yeah, 'cause it worked so well for Der Fhurer.

wisefool's picture

Well, maybe "creative thinking" will prevent terrorism caused by a "failure of imagination?"

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

It's so fucking comically tragic you can't even laugh anymore!...

Go to the mirror boyz and girlz and taker a good look!!

You've earned it!!!

timeless21's picture

I guess his name is Ho Lee Fuk, maybe?

gcjohns1971's picture

Old and well-worn strategy for governments when they cannot politically fire someone,  promote them out of the position, and give them a high-ranking position managing something totally inconsequential.

HoserF16's picture

Another worthless "Yes-Man" Demoted up the chain. I've been watching this for 30+ Fucking Years. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!

 

NotApplicable's picture

I've never met an officer above full-bird colonel that I had any respect for. It seems there's only one way to earn those stars, and like most initiations, it is fully dehumanizing.

Goldy Locks's picture

Talking about dehumanizing, do you remember Albright's answer re the 500'000 children killed in Irak ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omnskeu-puE

I've watched the same video 10-20 times, and I still cannot believe she gave this answer. Just spine-chilling.

Mae Kadoodie's picture

Heckova job Mickey.

atomicwasted's picture

The Peter Principle is alive and well.

Colonel Klink's picture

Most promotions in government are based upon the principle of "you gotta fuck up to move up".

Crocodile's picture

Nope, you give great reviews to the people you no longer want on your team; it is the only way to get rid of them.  Once promoted, they become some others problem.  Unfortunately, in this type of position, real lives are destroyed as a result of such policies.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Use to be in the U.S. military, oh...40 odd years ago that a "General Nagata" would have been bung-holed for screwing up an assignment as badly as he did his job and the only "star" he would have received were the ones pulled off his shoulder and shoved up his ass!...

Not anymore...  Know "why"?...

Because they are the last rail of "yes men" left that they keep scraping from bottom of the barrel the last 20 years that move into the "no men" column! So much scraping in fact their is no more residual wood left at the bottom to hold the "shit" they are collecting!

When your "yes men" are outnumbered inifinte times over by the "no men" you get your Major General Nagata(s) promoted for "fucking up"!

CheapBastard's picture

When I saw Colin Powell lying his ass off in front of the United States people I knew the golden days of our military had ended.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

When I saw Colin Powell lying his ass off in front of the United States people I knew the golden days of our military had ended.

Yes indeed CB

And what you may or may not have known that when Powell with the help of his deputy Colonel Lawrence Willkerson drafted that lie that has killed millions in Iraq, and tortured and scarred for life million(s) more, a young Lieutenant in the Army in 1968 was honing his skills to cover up his "first atrocity" called My Lai!!!

You didn't think the cocksucker got to 4 stars on brains and beauty now did ya?

monad's picture

Look up Oliver North on yt

Crocodile's picture

Promoting the ones that are failures is the way to get rid of the people you do not want.  It's is common practice today.  It use to be one either fired them or demoted them, but because of lawsuits, the easier way, especially in large bureaucracies/organizations is to give them a stellar review and accolades and send them upward, but out of your hair.