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Trump for president.
I think "Donald Dick" is a better epitath.
Still preferable to "Bathhouse Barry"
The WSJ opinion writers are getting ulcers with their endless attacks.
The "Establishment"; both parties, the press, etc., are just having conniption fits, seizures and paroxysms with him.
The beauty of it is that they can't figure out "Why" he's popular. They're that far out of touch with Reality.
Tells ya' something about The "Establishment".
Don't understand and just want their Gravy Train left alone. Absolutely no empathy with reality or the populace
In the Republican Establishment zeal to stop Trump, the only thing they soon are going to have left, is supporting Hilliarly.
I am entirely confident that if it came to a Trump-vs.-Hillary choice, the current Republican Party leadership would be 100% in the tank for that felonious pant-suited cankle-footed lesbian battle-axe.
Logged in to vote you up on this.
They establishment has gotten so bad, Reid and Pelosing have nominated Paul Ryan to run as the new speaker of the house. Wow.
having trouble locating that one-eyed one-legged cap?
hummmmm.
There is a very simple reason they cannot figure it out.
Trump knows who he is and does not apologise for it.
Enjoy the song. Trump should use it as a campaign anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
Trump may be a smart ass but whatever he is he will be better than what we have had the last 26 years. I will vote democrat which I never have done before I would vote for any of the esablishment GOP. I believe Trump can't stop what's comming but I would rather have him as president than a Karl Rove ass buddy. Fuck the establisment GOP and especially Jeb and his slimey cohorts. The media and the GOP just don't get how pissed off we are!!
"I will vote democrat which I never have done before I would vote for any of the esablishment GOP. I believe Trump can't stop what's comming but I would rather have him as president than a Karl Rove ass buddy. "
Well your in luck! Trump has been a life long democrat. But don't take my word, here it from the horse's...er Elephant's, er, jackass'ss mouth:
Trump 2004: "I probably identify more as Democrat"
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/politics/donald-trump-election-democrat/
Don't fool yourself to believe the Donald will be any better than the rest. FWIW: I doubt Donald will make it past June 2016. His Womanizing Past will sooner or later catch up with him. Remember Herman Cain in 2012 GOP election? Perhaps the GOP Front runner until his past came into light.
In my opinion, No GOP candidate has a chance. The FSA is taking over and only socialists are electable. Unless Bernie F*cks up big time or gets bagged by the Bankers,, he going to win in 2016.
"I support the ban on assault weapons and I support a slightly longer waiting period to purchase a gun." -- Donald Trump, The America We Deserve
Trump Pushes Single Payer HealthcareFFS Billy. of course the guy is a douche. The selection is still a year away. This guy is entertainment gold. Let's enjoy an "and now for something completely different" blowback to the panem et circenses.
Who knows, we might even get some truly delicious unintended consequences along the way. Besides, this time next year, you (we) might be more worried about the water and ammo supply than anything.
Trump would be far more entertaining than Hillary, I'll give him that. The thing on his head alone could provide months of amazement and amusement.
Who gives a shit what Trump said five years ago, ten years ago, or whatever. He has just one job to do-- and that is to eviscerate the Republican Party leadership and completely lay waste to this useless party that has done nothing except suck Democrat Party cock for the better part of a century. Only Reagan and Coolidge gave us brief interludes of hope, aside from that, they've been fucking useless.
well said Buckaroo
Buckaroo, with all due respect, i think I love you.....
Y'all gonna start blowing each other next?
"Who gives a shit what Trump said five years ago, ten years ago, or whatever. He has just one job to do"
Why because people believe him and worship if the second coming in Politcs. He's lier and a Democrat. Your right though, Trump does have one job to do: Help himself and feed his ego at everyone elses expense.
You folks are nuts if you think Trump is going to deliver on any of his campaign promises unless they suit his own personal needs. Trump is running a three ring circus and all the Trump followers all believe the f'ing magic tricks are all real! Trump is nothing more that a self-promoter who learned how to captivate an audience.
Who gives a shit what Trump said five years ago, ten years ago, or whatever.
So Trump promotes single payer government health care THREE WEEKS AGO and you consider that to be irrelevant? Why would you worry about Democrats when you're promoting Trump who wants the same things?
So you're thinking his policy stances now are pure BS, a conspiracy is afoot to elect a manchurian liberal. Hmm. Could be, if Trump wants to piss away his empire, and is the greatest actor ever. Otherwise, you look a twat. Trump gains nothing if he doesn't govern as a pragmatic conservative, he knows more socialism isn't the answer. And because twats like you won't stop recycling the same bromides, when he attacks the left's sacred cows he won't be called a radical conservative, he just has to say, 'this obviously isn't working'. so thanks for that, keep it up. But find some new material, I've seen this post already. All meaningless shit, btw. Your panties will un-bunch when you get accustomed to seeing a man, it's a rarity these days, I know. And he'll grow on you.
And the CounterPunch
1. Trump doesn't apologize; he isn't a squeamish little tit taking directions from the sideshow.
2. Trump is out in open with his gals. So someone has a picture of Trump jiggling some knockout- who gives a shit. He isn't some 2-face preacher screwing the alter boys.
3. Trump is the least corruptible of all the candidates. All the Democratic runners are dirty and no amount of scrubbing and bleach can clean the stench off of Hilliary. And excepting for our brain surgeon, all the other Republicans have to keep kissing the purple ring (either of the Papal or German army helmet kind) of big money.
The only thing I would suggest to the Donald is forget about asking for Secret Service- they will only help the assassin get a clear shot.
K
How is Donald uncorruptable?
Look, the country is crashing, nobody can stop it. So if the driver doesn't really matter (crash is inevitable) I'm going with the crazy that is funner to watch and doesn't want to give away amnesty and free shit. I might even vote for who I think will crash the bus fastest.
He wants to put all Americans on a single payer government medical plan but I'm sure that it wouldn't make me feel free. Quite the opposite.
Keep up, or finish high school. That's old news.
Obviously, as humans we are all corruptable in some way.
However, it is unlikely that he would be easily corruptable. What would you offer him in the way of a bribe?
"However, it is unlikely that he would be easily corruptable. What would you offer him in the way of a bribe?"
Trump is in financial trouble. Lots of debt and lots of failing businesses. His Casinos are in Bankrupcy or near BK, he has excesive amounts of non-performing real-estate assets. Trump is been corrupt from the start. but has managed to create an illusion of creditablity with a huge PR system he established. You don't get to be a billionare in the real estate market without cracking heads and swindling people.
I would gladly swap my troubles for his. How about you?
Umm... Congress... Like it was structured to be..? Think aboput it before you spout such low brow shit.
Yop usually do...what happened this time?
"2. Trump is out in open with his gals. So someone has a picture of Trump jiggling some knockout- who gives a shit. He isn't some 2-face preacher screwing the alter boys."
To put it simply, He will lose the women vote, and as far as the GOP, conservatives are NOT too keen on extramarital affairs. All of the recent GOP Presidents were married lifelong to the same women. (Bush Jr, Bush Sr, Reagon, Ford, and even crazy-ass Nixon!)
"3. Trump is the least corruptible of all the candidates. All the Democratic runners are dirty and no amount of scrubbing and bleach can clean the stench off of Hilliary. "
Cough. Cough BS! For starters, hes a fraking Democrat runing in Wolf/GOP shoes. Your freaking assessment is contradictive as well as circular reasoning.
Trump crap stinks just like every politician. You're just fooling yourself.
>>> Trump crap stinks just like every politician. You're just fooling yourself. <<<<<<<<
what political office has Trump ever held?
He is not a politician. That is why he does not give a fuck.
Oh, and the democrats of today are not democrats of 30 or more years ago.
"He is not a politician. That is why he does not give a fuck."
Of course hes a F*cking Politician! Trump has been involved in Politics forever, as the Guy behind the curtain, Hes giving a boat load of cash to candidates for decades. He was a big contributer to Hilary and just about ever other damn democrat.
"If he does not give a f*ck, why he hell is he running."
Trump running for himself. 1. to Feed that enormous ego, To change policy to bailout his failing businesses and his buddy. That's it!. The only reason why he running now, is that he no longer trusts them to do the things he wants done.
"Oh, and the democrats of today are not democrats of 30 or more years ago"
Cough! Cough! BS! DNC have been they same before LBJ was in office. That is to promote a socialist agenda and to consolidate power. Go Google FDR\Wilson policies and show me how they differ than today (Gun Control, Massive Gov't entitlements, Regulation of everything, Taxation, One World Gov't, Wars,...) Income tax in 1913: DNC! Federal reserve DNC in 1913. WW1: DNC, WW2: DNC, Vietnam: DNC Give it a Fing rest.
A correction on your post above, Reagan divorced Jane Wyman and then married Nancy Davis.
"A correction on your post above, Reagan divorced Jane Wyman and then married Nancy Davis."
yes, I know, But he was married to Nancy for 28 years when he ran and his previous marriage was a non-issue since he was married to Nancy for a considerable period. For the most part GOP presidents didn't have womanizing or extra-marrital affairs. GOP voters tend to avoid marrage cheaters. Generally, when a GOP is exposed for cheating, they lose the election or forced to resign. Point: Kevin McCarthy withdrew from the house speakers after being exposed. Different standards between GOP candidates and DNC candidates. Thats just the way it is.
Trump also will probably face challenges with his Casinos: Profiting from the least intelligent people who end up gambing their life savings away. Trump has a lot of baggage, which will hurt him later in his champaign. For now the Media appears to be sidesteping his warts.
Congrats on being a true believe in your own bullshit. Obviously, to everyone, he's just as corruptible as the rest. Oops, screwed that up. You're the only twat who thinks that, because most mentally ill aren't following the election. Sometimes when you are the only one thinking something, you areally are a dumb fuck, and not some secret Einstein that only you can perceive.
Any major ass property developer needs to understand the intricacies of local politics. They really need to - which doesn't make him a politician, but someone who deals with them on a daily basis, which begs the question how much rubs off.
I get why many want him as next prez and I don't blame his fans. Politics NEEDS to change, but I doubt this douchebag will change things though. It's desperation that makes people want to believe.
The first thing that needs to change IMO is your constitution, winner takes all per state will always reduce it to a 2 party race which kills off independents and the chance of alternatives. Not saying representative democracies are without fault though. None of my business anyway.
Let's see.
Deport lillegals - Check & Trump is still standing
Questions McCains Hero Status - Check & Trumpis still standing
Insults virtually all the GOP candidates - check & Trump is still standing.
Brags and boasts constantly, and never apoligizes - Check & Trump is still standing.
Says he doesn't ask God for forgiveness, 'cause he hasn't done anything wrong - Check & Trump is still standing & his support among evengelicals goes up.
See a pattern here? You really think the Donald's past sex life is going to bring him down?
Oh, and Trump is not Herman Cain.
Let me dumb it down for you:
Q:How do you tell a politician is lying
A: His lips are moving.
"See a pattern here? "
Yeah! Your a gullible idiot!
Yo, Genius!
I'm smart enough to know that Reagan was divorced from Jane Wyman.
I also know that Bill Clinton had a serious pecker problem, and he is still one of he most popular men in the world.
Trump's bad boy attitude and the fact that he likes pretty women is very well known already....and that does not seem to be hurting him in the polls with women.
"It’s possible that the real estate mogul was, in fact, referring to Megyn Kelly’s nostrils. But it’s hard to give him the benefit of the doubt, given his prolific history of degrading women.
For the uninitiated, a partial rundown:
1. "It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees," Trump said to female contestant on an episode of Celebrity Apprentice.
2. Described a female lawyer as "disgusting" for requesting a court break to pump breast milk for her newborn.
3. "I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for Playboy]," he once said of his daughter. "Although she does have a nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."
4. And, lest we forget, the whole "Megyn Kelly is a bimbo" thing.
There are many other examples, and presumably, these kinds of comments would lower Trump’s favorability among female voters. But remarkably, that does not appear to be the case."
You seem to be long opinions and short on facts.
1. Reagon was married to Nancy (Davis) for 28 years before getting elected. That's long term married. Trump on the other hand changes Bimbos quicker than most people change the oil in their cars.
As far as Bill Clinton, its different for democrats (ie Double standards). DNC voters don't care about the same issues as "conservate voters". DNC voters would vote for a gay candidate, not so much for the GOP. Before Trump can run against the DNC, he first has to be picked by only "GOP" voters in the primary. Polls are usually for all voters not for only GOP voters
As far as your megyn comments. Here the rebuttal:
Many Republican Women Have Second Thoughts About Donald Trump
http://www.wsj.com/articles/many-republican-women-have-second-thoughts-a...
'You seem to be long opinions and short on facts."
Look in Mirror.
Finally You still don't face the fact that Trump is a Democrat. Prior to his GOP run, he was anti-Gun, Pro-Choice, Pro Universal Healthcare, and pro-immigation. Go to any Trump resort and you find tons of illegal working on his properties.
Bottom line: Trump his just telling you want you want to hear, and you bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
RTFA:
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2015/07/22/trump-2004-i-identify-...
You are really dumb. Unless you are getting paid for scribbling this low brow shit and have no pride, which I would be willing to bet on.
Trump for America!!!!
Sanders is a Godless Talmud Zionist pos, in "good" company with Satan's whore, Winthrop Rockefeller's Arkansas yard-baby's beard.
A cursory review of power in the USA, Congressional power will show that for Donald, a businessman, to be a "Democrat" historically would have been simply smart business. The system is so fucked up from the Democrats and the Progressive Agenda that being contrarian now is feeding on the rage on the street. Death to all Progressives!!! That is the good business message today.
You are dumb. Fact.
Hell ya
Let's have Biden with Hillary or Obozo as VP and get this whole (^(*%!$#@&&!_!((*&(&!^%$@ over with.
Right-on
Now that is an interesting Constitutional posit. If Biden ran with Obama as the VP and Biden won, what would happen if Biden went for a walk and didn't come back ?
Obama cannot be running as a VP candidate as the VP candidate has to be eligible to be president.
That is constitutionally speaking. Of course we already know that neither party not the supreme court give a crap about the constitution..... so it might be game on.
I would love to watch Biden vs Trump debate. That would be hilarious.
https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/10/20/propaganda-example-of-the-...
Seems to me that the world is starting to distrust media, people are learning to see it and discount all the pro-gov povs.
Me too. Appreciate the meta in that link, please, and you will too.
I thought "dumb creature" was going to be Megyn Kelly.
"Arrr, there is Trump.....He beckons us!"
TRUMP -
"The Most Interesting Man in The World"
trump does not appear to be with the neocons, so that's a plus. he is also not a free-shitter like all the dems running.
it will be interesting to see the mood of the country a year from now. the economy will really be in the toilet by then. and there appears to be no papering over this immediate future. a fuck 'em all guy like trump might be just the ticket.
Need crazy to fix crazy
The hair is a nice touch.
He's still pissing off all the right people. The daily pronouncements that his campaign is dead are amusing. DTJ'16!
Looks like he is taking all of them (and us) on a ride...
I like how they have tried to harpoon him, and as a result, their fate is strapped to him.
MsCreant:
I like when he tells one of these pompous asses or asslets, "Yeah, that's exactly what I said." Ergo it might be an issue to you, but it is not an issue to me, now fuck off."
And as this country's leader, he would be just the guy to take a sharp knife to bloated government and going to holders of debt and saying "try me"- I don't fucking bluff.
Moron voters get ass raped over and over again by the same "party" assholes everytime.
What the hell, at least Trump has balls enough to tell the butt kissing MSM to fuck off, and they do not know how to deal with it!
I hope Trump hangs in their all the way! Screw the same old, same old!
He may be shit too, but he's different.
I am not sure what the Trump is, but liked the artwork.
I'm far from a Trump fan (had some financial dealings with his firms at my first banking job), but I'll offer an observation: the pundits on FoxNews Sunday, etc keep talking him down as if he's a joke. This only furthers the mythological status he has with his supporters.
This branch of the GOPs is vehemently opposed to being told what to think (even if it is true). They would rather be wrong and voice their incorrect opinion than be told how they should be voting.
It's a very real phenomena.
Indeed, it is more than "just appears" that they'd prefer to lose the election than have The Donald on the ticket, or even win.
After all, look what they did to RP.
Just as an aside, whole bunches and bunches, gobs and gobs of liberals and even a few progressives out here in the Land of Fruits and Other People's Honey were going to cross over to the R side to vote for RP last time around. Only because 1.) They'd not vote for an establishment R and 2.) Had been let down by Obozo.... Walked back every single last promise of budget deficits, wars, etc., etc., etc.
But alas, The Establishment R's chose Mitty Mouse, a Wall Street Banker by any stretch of the imagination. Like, WTF?
And after The Donald, they're all Establishment material. From both sides the aisles!
I don't care if Trump gets a single thing done; I just want him to be a complete and utter disrespectful asshole to Congress and the media.
If he can pull that off, he has my votes...
how many votes you've got?
It's a given he'll be an ass to congress and the media. I'd vote for him for the single reason of building a wall to secure the borders/kicking out the illegals.
I don't know if the answer is Trump, but it has to be someone from outside, and they must be independently wealthy with the strength and courage to turn shake up the establishment.
The last one to fill that description was JFK......may he RIP.
The President owns the biggest microphone in the world. No one has used it properly since Reagan, and he was all GOP establishment. With Trump's propensity to call people out, as President, he could make things very uncomfortable for Congress. We used to call it kicking ass and taking names. If he went after a few Congressmen ahead of the 2018 mid term elections, he could change the tenor there PDQ. He could also call out the lobbyists fighting his proposals, and the industries and individuals responsible for many of our problems.
Of course, the danger is, we don't really know what his true agenda is. We don't even know if he knows, but for certain, we need a major course correction.
Bravo
Americans: this election will finish them off - they will be destitute which is why they want to get rid of the guns now immediately.
martial law - no SS / no jobs / no medical / property taxes that will consume what you have left / GMO's for every food group / kids coming back home with nothing but loans / and the Tribunals will call the shots and......................... endless waaaar
The Clinton / Bush Establishment Party will bring it all in brilliant technicolor
americans are exceptionally stupid
The American people will not stand for this, they will simply stop paying into the system. I know, I am there. My guess is many more are there also. No more paying taxes until this gets fixed. No property tax, no SS, no medi-whatever. Cut all the taxes on cable, electric bill etc... If you own a business go to cash. Pay in cash. Let the employees make their own decisions. With millions going down this "soft revolution" path what would the system do? Fail and buckel is my guess and pretty fast also.
Republicans once again fail to get a bill out of the Senate, lacking the 60 votes to break a filibuster.
Yet it seems that when the Democrats need to pass something in the Senate (like the Iran nuke deal), all they need is 50 votes!
There are ways to move bills through - just look back at all the games "One eyed Harry Reid" was able to play. Several times he skipped around a potential Republucan filibuster.
And the mainstream Republucans wonder why Trump is so popular?
I still see banter back and forth as if there is a difference between a blue sock puppet and a red sock puppet. I am baffled
What we need is a Good One party System......
/s of course
The media has a problem with Trump for one reason.... He's not buying ads. Period, end of story.
And he still gets the free press.
You really have to admire the courage of a person who wears roadkill on his scalp
Whalley
We're discussing Trump here. Stop diverting to Hilliary's hairdresser.
The best thing Americans can do for their country in order to stop the fascist psychopaths in Washington is to stay home on November 8, 2016. Don't vote because voting is exactly what these monsters want the people to do. Voting is a stamp of approval, the mark of credibility and legitimacy they need to continue the reign of terror around the world. Let the federal government collapse into the heap of corruption it has become over the decades. The people have more control over their State governments than the cesspool of evil that surrounds the Potomac River.
Dissolve it, start over!
Not voting can be viewed as consent by silence.
It is not silence, it is action by inaction. To disengage from a system whose ultimate outcome is the same presidential election after presidential election; the loss of our wealth, property, freedom, dignity and respect around the world. We are the most hated country on the planet because of the foreign polices of bribing, bullying and bombing other nations into submission.
The economy is in a prolonged recession and getting worse. Millions of our citizens are unemployed because the money is going to the bankers and the military mavens and their weapons contractors. Student loan debt is over a trillion dollars and with no decent paying jobs these young people will be perpetual slaves in service to their oppressive debt.
This is not land of opportunity and hope, it is the nexus of self-serving oligarchs who rule by deception and fraud. A government not of the people but a ruling class who hold themselves exceptional and deserving of false accolades.
When a vote is cast the winner is not the candidate of your choice; it is the malevolent machine that controls the red party and blue party. The elections are just window dressing to give the the masses the illusion of representative democracy. This deep State of global bankers, multinational corporations and foreign State lobbyists are the monsters that will kill anyone including you, me, our families and our neighbors to achieve their agenda of planetary rule.
But they need one thing to keep them in power: your consent by vote. Don't give it to them, let them die on 11/8/2016. This is the only sensible and peaceful way to stop them before they bring death and destruction upon the world through hellish war.
Action by inaction? sounds like not buying health insurance...
Speaking of prodigious mammals able to spew large volumes of stuff from there "blow holes"...
Moby Dick started quite a stir yesterday in front of the mouthpiece when he uttered the infamous 3 numbers that start with a "nine" and that Jeb's brother was responsible for "bringing them down"!
It was almost like watching nervous hens in a chicken coup being stalked by the red fox!!
Well folks we've got a whole 12 months left to confront the "hair" with a petition and a campaign promise to revisit what happened to all 3 of them... That is if the "white chimp" and the U.S. Congress don't make good on their collective death wish to get the rest of us into WWIII!!!
Trump is a warmonger just like the rest of them. They have all been commiting WAR CRIMES for years.
My gut tells me that Trump is a shill for Hillary. I won't be voting for him.
He's also best friends with the guy that owns One World Trade Center which is why he will never make the ultimate sacrifice by showing real leadership that we haven't had since 1963!...
Too stupid. Go back to your bingo.
Love the toon. :)
I've decided Trump is either in it for real, or he is engaged in an elaborate negotiation of the terms of his withdrawal from the presidential race. Imagine the package the GOP establishment will be forced to offer him to get to bow out so they can continue to be in power for one more round before the rank and file eat them alive. The GOP is split and it will not easily recover. Dems are of course completely hopeless. 1860 all over again.
Ode to the Voters
Trump is a hump on the stump for votes.
Chump wants a bump not a slump, so he floats.
He'll promise you anything,
but leave you developing,
a sore rump
in the donkey pump
you bent over for.
Your poem is not the best
But the points you have stressd
Are not merely in jest.
He appears to be an outsider when in fact
he is a divider.