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NASA Warns: 99% Chance Of At Least A 5.0 Quake Hitting LA Within 30 Months

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If scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena are correct, a moderately-sized earthquake is expected within the next two-and-a-half years.

As CBS LA reports, JPL experts predict a possible 5.0 magnitude quake in Los Angeles, but say it very well could be stronger.

JPL geophysicist Dr. Andrea Donnellan, along with seven other scientists, has been using radar and GPS to measure Southern California’s chances for a sizable earthquake, and has made a sobering hypothesis about another big one.

 

“When the La Habra earthquake happened, it was relieving some of that stress, and it actually shook some of the upper sediments in the LA basin and moved those a little bit more,” Dr. Donellan said.

 

However, according to Dr. Donnellan, those strains remain, with enough power to produce an even larger quake in the same epicenter in La Habra.

 

“There’s enough energy stored to produce about a magnitude 6.1 to 6.3 earthquake,” Dr. Donnellan described.

The new NASA-led analysis of a moderate magnitude 5.1 earthquake that shook Greater Los Angeles in 2014 finds that the earthquake deformed Earth's crust across a broad region encompassing the northern Los Angeles Basin and northern Orange County. As Fox LA adds rather ominously,

 The shallow ground movements observed from this earthquake likely reflect strain accumulated on deeper faults, which remain locked and may be capable of producing future earthquakes.

 

"The earthquake faults in this region are part of a system of faults," said Donnellan. "They can move together in an earthquake and produce measurable surface deformation, even during moderate magnitude earthquakes. This fault system accommodates the ongoing shortening of Earth's crust in the northern Los Angeles region.

 

 

 

Tectonic motion across the Los Angeles region is distributed on an intricate network of horizontally and vertically moving faults that eventually release accumulated strain in the form of earthquakes, such as the destructive 1994 magnitude-6.7 Northridge earthquake.

 

Donnellan said a future earthquake to release the accumulated strain on these faults could occur on any one or several of these fault structures, which may not have been mapped at the surface. "Identifying specific fault structures most likely to be responsible for future earthquakes for this system of many active faults is often very difficult," she said.

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Seismologists at the US Geological Survey have questioned that probability, suggesting it may in fact be slightly lower, stating: “…the accepted random chance of a (magnitude five) or greater in this area in three years is 85 percent, independent of the analysis in this paper.”

USGS uses different methods from radar and GPS, such as fault maps and models, to develop their results.

Regardless of the discrepancy in percentage, scientists agree that the probability of at least a moderate-sized earthquake in Los Angeles over the next three years is high.

“We all need to be prepared. That’s not new for LA.”

 

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Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:23 | 6694861 BullyBearish
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Waiting for the Hollyweird fault to open up and swallow...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:30 | 6694889 NotApplicable
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See you down at Arizona Bay!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:32 | 6694923 DontGive
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Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

This article is shit.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:41 | 6694971 chumbawamba
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5.0

lol

-Chumblez.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:52 | 6695022 Pabloallen
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Slept through many 4-5 before.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:05 | 6695060 ZerOhead
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So the NASA Jet Propulsion lab is now in the business of predicting earthquakes.

I guess they needed a new line of work to get into after their global warming predictions and models failed spectacularly... you know... considering that they can't even make rockets anymore.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:21 | 6695128 Manthong
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Tonight’s forecast.. Dark

Mostly dark followed by scattered light in the morning.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:26 | 6695456 ILLILLILLI
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We expect a high tide here today...twice.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:40 | 6695515 imaginalis
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I live in a liquefaction zone.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:52 | 6695573 Ghost of PartysOver
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Come on guys.  Just admit that the quake will be caused by Global Warming.  

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:33 | 6695736 Lore
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Earthquakes are caused by YOU!  Pay your carbon tax.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:16 | 6696175 Liberal
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OMG! OMG!

We must, like, totally have an earthquake tax because it will be a big crisis and we're gonna need the money to pay people who won't go to work!  And we, like, totally need to elect Hillary because Hillary will put a stop to this earthquake nonsense if she's elected, so, like, we totally need to elect her.

Oh, and like, we need you to like totally turn in your guns because they're known to cause earthquakes.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:29 | 6696230 The Blank Stare
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Shee-it.....We just ha-da 5.5 in Fukushima yesterday. Big deal

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 21:49 | 6696908 Publicus
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The best way to predict the future is to make it happen.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:43 | 6697183 Save_America1st
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gee, NASA should ax the musloids about it first...after all, if it tweren't fer them, we'd have no rockit-ships! ;-)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:30 | 6697314 Automatic Choke
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Boy, NASA is really going out on a limb here. 

Look it up on Wikipedia (california earthquakes), and you will find that the greater LA area has had seven 5.0 or greater in the last 20 years...most quite a bit larger than 5.0. 

The bozos at NASA nowadays are not the heros who got us to the moon.....fire them all.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:25 | 6697552 Son of Loki
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They are noticeably quiet on radiation measurements as is the EPA.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 20:13 | 6696595 StychoKiller
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LOL!  Yer post is appropo for your Moniker!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:52 | 6697054 DeadFred
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Silly liberal, guns don't cause earthquakes, people cause earthquakes.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:21 | 6697141 BarkingCat
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If you get too close to a herd of land whales you will feel an earthquake

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:30 | 6695738 Implied Violins
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...and yet, the fracking shall continue. Is there a tax for that too?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:28 | 6695464 ILLILLILLI
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Wed, 10/21/2015 - 19:38 | 6696474 hairball48
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I loved George Carlin's comedy.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 21:31 | 6696865 nmewn
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"At least the mudslides from the torrential rains are putting out the wildfires!" - Johnny Carson

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:01 | 6697081 jwoop66
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Maybe the earth will open up and absorb all the extra heat from global warming.  Or maybe if we all paid 90% of our money to the govt and went full retar...uh....socialist... the govt will save us.  Once again.

 

 

Thanks big gov...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:32 | 6695165 Oldballplayer
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Didnt you see San Andreas?

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:33 | 6695751 Implied Violins
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Talk about Hollywood doing predictive programming and getting people to visualize that happening...makes one wonder if there is anything to visualizing things causing them to manifest.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 20:14 | 6696603 StychoKiller
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So, yer saying that "The Towering Inferno" didn't happen in "real-life"?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:05 | 6696944 Implied Violins
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No, I'm saying first came 'Towering Inferno' (and Fight Club, for God's sake!), THEN with those images engraved in our heads, came THE EVENT.

Want to hear another weird connection to nineoneone? I read an article (can't find the link unfortunately) that had over forty illustrations/pictures of the towers falling that came from magazines, movies, comics, etc. in the years prior to THE EVENT, including an epic screen shot from 'Back to the Future' showing 9-1-1 and another one from The Simpsons. So, there is DEFINITELY some bullshit going on there that is simply unreal.

If you want something to look to for potential FUTURE events, check out the cover of the Economist from this January. Then check back in two weeks and see if this guy was right:

http://redefininggod.com/2015/10/globalist-agenda-watch-2015-update-78-t...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:51 | 6697336 Alvin Fernald
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Check out:
- Hidden in Hollywood

also
- Hollywood Knew

Too many coincidences to call it a broken clock.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:59 | 6697514 sunnyside
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I watched "Blonde Nymphomaniac 6" the other day (ok, got through about 10 minutes of it).  Is this another event that Hollywood knows is going to happen soon?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 23:42 | 6701512 44_shooter
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Most idiotic video that shows nothing but clips from movies with 911 or pictures of the twin towers.  

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:25 | 6697252 OldPhart
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That movie was a laugh.

A big split and the ocean flows all the way to Barstow (Elevation 2,175), filling the canyon to the brim.

I live here (3,000 elevation) because I invested in beach front property...some day.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:24 | 6697547 Refuse-Resist
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I believe the movie makers were showing us that the 9/11 pancake collapse and complete disintegration of the towers were bullshit.  In the beginning of the movie, they show buildings collapsing in two ways...

1. Tall buildings falling over like felled trees (more realistic) and... wait for it...

2.  When the ex wife was waiting on top of a building for the hero to rescue her, that building underwent a pancake collapse.  3-4 floors fell down. Then, miraculously (or more like realistically, the mass of the lower floors stopped the pancake collapse), she rode it down about 4 floors when the pancaking stopped due to insufficient energy available (from gravity) to turn the entire structure, including the steel frame, into dust.

The physics displayed on 9/11 were Hollywood. Cartoonish. Not real.  Since when can an aluminum tube slice through structural steel? Since 9/11, that's when. Since when can a huge airliner cut through steel on one bulding, then fit through a 20 ft hole on another, then still another where a plane hits the ground and poof ,there's not a speck of recognizable debris or a body.

Unfortunately most Americans either didn't take physics, or thought science was 'boring' and that 'they would never need to know this shit'.

Our owners are well aware of that ignorance and exploit every single motherfucking day.

Remember, "THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM".

Only 'they' doesn't mean what they want you to think it means.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:03 | 6695065 Four chan
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im more concerned with the radioactive plume off the coast as the pacific gets more and more radioactive from fukushima.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:20 | 6695125 IndyPat
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Take heart...
If this prediction bears out, Diablo Canyon would give you much more plume for your worry than Fukushima.
So there's that...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_Canyon_Power_Plant

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:37 | 6695186 Payne
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99% chance of Rain in the next 30 days in CA.

Wow NASA really go out on a limb with a predictable prediction.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 17:50 | 6696070 mkkby
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a future earthquake to release the accumulated strain on these faults could occur on any one or several of these fault structures

Absolute bullshit.  The strain can be released in small steps, or one big slip.  Of course, they chose to predict the most unlikely worst.

As others have pointed out, these clowns can't even build rockets any more.  But they had to find a way to keep the gov checks rolling in.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:05 | 6695348 Dragon HAwk
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Who the hell names a reactor sitting on two fault lines  Diablo... somebody has a real sick sense of humor

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:49 | 6695818 Implied Violins
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Wanna hear another good one? 'Chernobyl' is Russian for 'Wormwood,' as found in the book of Revelation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_(city)

I swear, makes you wonder if psychopaths sit around thinking up names for stuff that they can put right under our noses to see if we ever figure things out before they happen...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:05 | 6696948 nosam
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Maybe its not humor. Maybe they are planning something..

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:45 | 6695239 darteaus
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Who is this Shima that everyone keeps saying Fuku to?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:29 | 6696232 logicalman
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I think Shima may Fuku - and the rest of the planet.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:03 | 6695313 LoneStarHog
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Janet Yellin or Hillary Clinton falling on their asses would generate a larger quake...Maybe NASA should monitor their travel schedules and issue warnings for the destinations...5.0???...BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:20 | 6697244 OldPhart
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I don't think I'd even register a 5.0.

Landers Big Bear Quake, though (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Landers_earthquake), is the first one where my feet actually left the ground.  And the only one I've ever seen in the desert where cracks appeared.  Weird shit, essentially sand and rock, split across the land in a four inch crack across Highway 247 (Old Woman Springs Road) and through the greasewood.  That was awesome.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:56 | 6697339 TheRideNeverEnds
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lol indeed

 

I see that 99% chance of a 5.0 quake in 30 months and raise it 100% chance in 30 months an earthquake is the least of our problems.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:41 | 6694974 A Nanny Moose
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But you should be afraid....and you should buy stuff to calm your fears.

Imagine the broken windows that would result!!! Kruggybear prays daily to Lord Keynes, that such an even occurs.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:32 | 6694924 coinhead
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Fire up the HAARP machine!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:37 | 6694944 Skateboarder
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Look out for CERN activity 30 months from now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN6fDP9lHK8

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:46 | 6694999 Bunghole
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I'll hold out and wait for the EPA, DOE and BLS to give their predictions.

NASA ought to stick to space related work and leave earth science up to USGS.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:01 | 6695053 IndyPat
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With the EPAs current trend of amazing work in Colorado stream and environment protection...one can only guess they are now busy packing explosives right into the faults in order to protect them.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:06 | 6695353 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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It'd be nice if you'd change your avatar/picture, because it causes me to have to rub one out more than I'd like,

but hey--that's my problem.  Just thought I'd share.  OK I'll be back in a few minutes.  (He mumbled while

casting about for his tissue box)

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:32 | 6696247 logicalman
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There are lots of places on the interwebs where you can find such images in much higher resolution, or so I've been told.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:29 | 6697258 OldPhart
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I think it's a very nice avatar...a fuckin' great avatar.  Wish I'd had the sense to find one similar.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:33 | 6697318 Automatic Choke
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agreed.  you could combine it with my dog's tongue for a really super one.....

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:40 | 6694957 PTR
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Upvote for the Tool reference.  Most appropro.

 

https://youtu.be/yCXrgASzf50?t=52m57s

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:23 | 6695131 NotApplicable
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My son is road-tripping out to Tempe to see them next week. I've yet to be so fortunate.

[jealousy intensifies]

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:44 | 6695233 detached.amusement
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Tool....great musicians....but a band that is less than the sum of its parts nonetheless

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:48 | 6695552 Ms No
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Their spinoff band Puscifer is playing their new album the next day too.  It's more mellow and occasionally has some electronic stuff but is still effin awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtZJiQSmJ9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR3ccmWmLhk

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:51 | 6695280 SILVERGEDDON
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Meh. Not a problem, if you are a decent looking girl with big tits.

Dwayne Johnson is on his way by chopper to save your sweet ass.

I saw it on Netflix, so it has to be true. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 19:23 | 6696431 Buck O Five
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Bill Hicks was taken from us far too soon.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:23 | 6695134 Dixie Rect
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Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:43 | 6697026 sgorem
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the best place to be when an earthquake hits LA is..............in West "By God" Virginia!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:25 | 6694868 nuubee
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In other news, 99% chance of mudslides, brushfires, and riots within the next 10,950 days in Southern California.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:44 | 6695230 darteaus
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the Four Seasons in SoCal:  Drought, Riots, Fires, Floods.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:25 | 6694872 freddymercury
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Escape from LA!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:38 | 6694949 PrimalScream
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wanna know the truth?  I am!  I will be gone from LA in a few weeks.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:08 | 6695078 Baa baa
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Freedom from bureaucrats!!!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:34 | 6696255 logicalman
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Come on, if there is such a place you have to let the ZHers in on it.

(I think it's in the terms of service - small print, right at the end!)

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:26 | 6697555 Refuse-Resist
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IIRC, you've got to have a surfboard to make it epic.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:26 | 6694879 KnuckleDragger-X
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They still don't know where all the faults are and anything could happen at any time. What amazes me is government bureaucrats publicly rolling the dice.....

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:53 | 6695026 Pabloallen
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They should hold a special session and make earthquakes illegal.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:04 | 6695340 KnuckleDragger-X
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Earthquake free zones.......

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 17:26 | 6695974 JuliaS
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Deport those earthquake back to where they came from and build an anti-earthquake fence!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:56 | 6697512 chubbar
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The gov't could announce that it was going to happen next month and the majority of the population wouldn't remember that they said it.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:26 | 6694885 socalbeach
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GDP positive!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:28 | 6694886 El Vaquero
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I always cringe when they try to time earthquakes.  Maybe they'll get it this time, but predicting the timing is rather difficult.  Figuring out how much a fault would slip if all of the stresses were relieved is one thing.  Figuring out when those stresses are going to get relieved is another. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:23 | 6697144 Linoleum Blownapart
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Honestly, I feel like they just made this up. Part of keeping science a religion is stoking public unease, and reinforcing the image of omniscience.

Someone picked 30 mo because either:

1) By that time 90% of Americans will be gone and the rest won't care/remember.
2) It's a nice, big, round number. And they gonna blow a fault on purpose 3-4 months from now.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:27 | 6694888 cougar_w
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The 85% figure is BAU. 99% is sorta out-there. Interesting.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:28 | 6694890 IndyPat
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Bullish.

I have my tiny violin out of its case.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:46 | 6695000 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Good because "They" have their big HAARP outta theirs.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:53 | 6695027 IndyPat
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HAARP was decommissioned, so...may want to shift your crackpot to CERN or as someone mentioned above...Nibiru.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:32 | 6695148 IndyPat
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Holy shit. Now this dastardly evil weapon has fallen into the hands of....
University of Alaska Fairbanks? We are truly fucked now. What if frat boys get a hold of it and play the brown note on that ionospheric trombone?

That's gonna be a mess.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:53 | 6695292 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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HEY MAN!!  The brown note is no joke!! you keep on and you'll find yourself in a world of shit!! (literally)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:32 | 6697266 OldPhart
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LOL!!

Hey, they killed Kenny!!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:51 | 6695273 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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...you leave my crack and pot outta this, I'll have you know I was unencumbered by any substances when I replied earlier,

but alas, it is now late in the day and I can't make that assertion as of this posting--- (He typed after packing and sparking his pipe)

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:56 | 6695302 IndyPat
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Fair enough.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:37 | 6696265 logicalman
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Don't know what time it is where you are, but it was Bowl O'Clock here about an hour ago.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:04 | 6697351 Alvin Fernald
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Can you name one weapon that the government gave up voluntarily?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:28 | 6694892 55 men
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Okay, so your saying HARP hasnt't fully committed...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:28 | 6694893 TeamDepends
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"....especially when Nibiru is close enough to send Everest-sized meteors into Earths' gravitational field. Don't print that."

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:19 | 6695428 MsCreant
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cause
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:35 | 6697269 OldPhart
Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:29 | 6694898 Dr. Engali
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Hopefully this show is better than the Rock's movie San Andreas.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:58 | 6695043 CrimsonAvenger
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Watching a dog lick his balls for two hours is better than that movie.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:30 | 6694900 Dapper Dan
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and the point of all this is...?

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:30 | 6694904 El Vaquero
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Black swan?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:34 | 6694932 IndyPat
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...shit happens. 100% of the time, when it does.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:41 | 6695205 SillySalesmanQu...
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The point is, Chumblez is grinning ear to ear at all of these silly comments...and laughing at NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

I was the SillySalesman

Pitts Off

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:31 | 6694905 Dr. Engali
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All we need to do is prepare?

 

You sound like a terrorist. Are you a terrorist Tyler? Huh? Huh? Answer the fucking question or Marla gets it!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:50 | 6695014 A Nanny Moose
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Do what he say!!! Do What he say!!!!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:31 | 6694906 Bangin7GramRocks
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I'm no geologist, but isn't a 5.0 a fairly small earthquake?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:33 | 6694926 El Vaquero
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It's big enough to cause some damage.  Not a lot, but some.  And it'll knock shit off of shelves too. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:41 | 6694970 wafer_roll
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shit off shelves? oy vey, it's a shoah. think of the children! please, federal gubmint, halp us!!!!! we'll do anything!!!!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:17 | 6695423 J Jason Djfmam
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Think of the broken windows.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:45 | 6694991 HenryHall
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The 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake was 6.9, that is perhaps 80 times stronger than a 5.0 and was not a catastrophic event. Damaged the Bay Bridge (closed for months) but only few killed.

5.0 is no big thing to worry about.

That's not to say that the big one will not strike, it surely will one day but no-one knows when.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 19:36 | 6696470 Bastiat
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Loma Prieta?

In SF the first stories of many buildings disappeared into the ground -- which, you know, is disconcerting.

The collapse of the top deck of the double deck freeway onto the bottom deck was inconvenient as well . . . especially for those on the bottom.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:46 | 6694995 moneybots
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"I'm no geologist, but isn't a 5.0 a fairly small earthquake?"

Depends on whether you are sitting directly on top of it or not.

 

 

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:16 | 6695412 I Write Code
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Very true.  If even a 3.0 goes off directly under you, it will wet your pants if nothing worse.  OTOH a 5.0 even ten miles away is about as threatening as your five year old jumping off the couch.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:54 | 6697284 OldPhart
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A 3.0 wouldn't even wake me.  Something 7 or above will absolutely fuck you up.

Big Bear Landers Quake we were in one level apartments, wife and kids were in Florida visiting grandma for easter.

The 5.9 woke me up and I ran outside to palm tree.  Wasn't so bad.  Went back into the apartment and laid back down.  a minute later the next jolt sent me back to the palm tree.

I held on as the thumping literally made my feet leave the ground, then there was this wierd swirl that got me dizzy.  About that time I realized I was holding onto a palm tree, outside, in my underwear.  The neighbor lady was holding onto a pine tree, absolutely naked.

We waved to each other, went back to our apartments and acted as if it never happened.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:21 | 6697370 Alvin Fernald
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I thought I was going to die during the Nisqually quake in 2001. I took shelter in a doorway. I kept getting smacked into the door jamb and there was nothing I could do about it. It was like being hit by an invisible hand. The sounds of the buildings shaking was intimidating also. That was a 6.8. It was so bad me and my friends had to drink the afternoon away at the local bar because everything else was closed.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:54 | 6697645 chubbar
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I was in the Loma Prieta quake. Got knocked off the couch, ran outside to see the street and sidewalks ripple like a 1 foot high wave up and down the street. My jeep was literally bouncing down the street. Went to the liquor store and half the inventory was smashed on the floor and about 1" of booze covered the floor, almost cried. Anyway, idiots wandering around with cigarettes hanging out of their mouths with high octane booze vapors all around. I got my bottle and got the fuck home where my buddies and I spent the next several hours consoling ourselves.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:40 | 6696277 logicalman
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Important thing about Mr Richter's scale is that it is logarithmic.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:05 | 6695070 Pabloallen
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Shit fell of my walls and dishes fell off counter 4.7 earth quake. woke me out of my sleep.......  but ya not a life ending deal.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:46 | 6695454 Tall Tom
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Unless a loaded set of them Book Shelves falls on top of you...

 

What? You do not have a library in yer home?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:31 | 6695162 MoonSun
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Taking into account that there are over 1000 earthquakes in the world every year higher than 5.0 in the Richter scale, it doesn't look like a bold prediction.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:04 | 6695625 TAALR Swift
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"I'm no geologist, but isn't a 5.0 a fairly small earthquake?" -Bangin7GramRocks

A 5.0 will lead to quite a few broken windows, which is every Keynesian's dream.  So are the cracked walls, pools, roads, etc.

Put another way...

At 5.0, Mother Nature is a Statist Keynesian.  Ditto for 6.0 or 7.0.  At 9.0 she becomes a libertarian.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:35 | 6694917 PrimalScream
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I live in LA.  I know the quake probailities - I actually spoke to the USGS scientist who computed the chances for these quakes.  I have also looked very carefully at the fault lines, and the historic earthquakes.  My "gut feeling" is that NASA is much closer to the truth.  More likely a large quake will happen in the next 2-3 years.  But it will be bigger than 5.0, more likely a magnitude 6 or 7.  And that will do a lot of damage to the ciy of Los Angeles.

I also computed the chances that the San Andreas will rupture.  The southern San Andreas is now seriously overdue for the long-awaited Big Earthquake.  If you look at the probabilities, there is a 98% chance that the Big One should have already happened.  So at this stage, California is "hanging by a thread".  But nobody knows ... will it be this year, or five years, or twenty years?  You just don't know.

One thing is totally sure.  Californians, and people in Los Angeles, are hopelessly unprepared for this major disaster.  Most people are lucky if they have 2-3 days of water in their house.  After that, I figure that's when the shooting will start.  Sad, but true.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:40 | 6694959 IndyPat
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Unpossible...California is completely disarmed.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:40 | 6694960 El Vaquero
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There are sections of the San Andreas that are ready to slip in the tens of feet.  But that could happen today, or not until next century. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:54 | 6695030 A Nanny Moose
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I'm still waiting for the Long Valley Caledera to blow

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:04 | 6695068 El Vaquero
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Good thing this one doesn't look like it's getting ready to blow:

 

https://www.google.com/maps/@35.8807925,-106.6345458,60882m/data=!3m1!1e3

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:39 | 6695198 madcows
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yeah, but Yellowstone is about 200,000 years overdue.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:00 | 6695322 El Vaquero
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No point in worrying about that one.  If it goes VEI8, there's not a damned thing that we can do about it.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:45 | 6696290 logicalman
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If Yellowstone goes off, all the preparation in the world is not going to save you if you live in US or most of Canada.

If you have a good store of booze and pain killers, at least you will be able to go out on your own terms without spreading your brains up the wall or having the needle-like shards of volcanic glass slice up your lungs.

What a happy thought!

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:04 | 6697296 OldPhart
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I'm not worried about volcanic glass, I breathe through a Marlboro filter.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:40 | 6697323 Automatic Choke
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Hey Primal --- stockpiling water ain't so important in most of LA....since there is a swimming pool every couple o houses. 
I was in Granada Hills for the '71 Sylmar quake....a real nasty one, worse locally than the 6.6 scale would give since it was real shallow.  Lots of condemned houses, damn almost broke, etc.
We had water shutoff for a couple weeks, but it was my job to fetch buckets of water from a pool two houses away.  Plenty good for washing and flushing the toilets, and we'd drive in bottled to drink.

 

If I had one lesson to impart on all the LA folks, it would be to show them how to shutoff their gas main, and to tie-wrap a wrench to do so right to the pipe.  Saw a couple neighborhood houses blow up in '71 a week or so after the quake when they turned the gas back on in the neighborhood......

 

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:05 | 6695071 Baa baa
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Presuming everything is still standing 30 months from now, would such a earthquake constitute a Black Swan event?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:08 | 6695072 Chris Dakota
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I will make the same prediction.

5.0 is not a big quake and the damage is little to CA buildings.

1989 there was a 5.0 in August, just before the bigger quake and guess what

nuthin happened.

This is just more fear propaganda by the government.

"you need us, you really do"

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:27 | 6695149 samsara
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All I know is that there have been some HUGE earthquakes in Chile, and the Far East in the last 5 years and NOTHING huge on the west coast of the US.

 

I say it will be a BIG one.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 19:48 | 6696510 hollywoodguy
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No subduction around here bro.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:30 | 6695160 Magnix
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...and why are you still in CA????

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:37 | 6695188 madcows
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Mudslides.... wild fires.... earth quakes.... droughts....  Locusts... frogs... rivers flowing with blood...  California has it all.  every possible kind of disaster, especially the political kind.

So, the dude must dig latinas, or chicks with fake boobs, fake hair, fake skin, fake lips, and no brains.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:47 | 6697331 Automatic Choke
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Go get yourself a book:    "Ecology of Fear" by Mike Davis.......   way ahead of you.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:06 | 6697298 OldPhart
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Where else in the world that you could ride a horse in Death Valley, ski in Big Bear and surf Malibu..

all in the same day?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:02 | 6697293 OldPhart
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On the plus side, liquifaction could end the drought.

San Andreas is less than ten miles from me.

Interstate 15 crosses it a couple times as it goes north or south.  It's a visible cleft following the freeway if you pay attention to it.

Around Phelan/Wrightwood, it hooks to the west along the San Gabriel Mountains and turns north around Littlerock.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:34 | 6697571 Refuse-Resist
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When I lived there in the 80's they were saying the same thing... the 'big one' was overdue and expected.

I would talk to people about it, about having a quake kit and a bugout plan. and most would say "what quake?".

Everybody there was living in denial about the risks posed by large quake.

The biggest risk in SoCal is not the quake, but the interuption of water supplies. Canals, earthen dammed resevoirs etc.  30M people in a fucking desert.

At my HS in Lakeside CA, the earthquake drill consisted of everyone running as fast as possible up the hill next to the school. We ran them once per year during my tenure there.

See, there were not one but two large earthen damned resevoirs uphill from that school. And any significant quake was going to breach those dams and send that water down the valley, right into Lakeside.

Even as a teenager I recognized both the danger posed by quakes, but also the danger posed by the after effects, namely lots of thirsty people and no water. And maybe some fires too.

It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:32 | 6694921 IndyPat
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Now overlay the above fault map with the plots of past and active fracking sites. Neat, huh? What could go wrong.

Of course, it's a clear manifestation of global warming. This cannot be argued against.

/s

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:32 | 6694922 two hoots
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Man cannot live by data alone, but our government can. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:34 | 6694931 Blankone
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The max they predict to be possible is a 6.3 so if they are correct the actual is less. 

Is a 5 to 6 not something to always expect in that region?

This seems like an event that warrants an advisory for those who live in older structures.  Not a panic.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:36 | 6694936 IndyPat
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Party pooper.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:40 | 6694961 Silvergood
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HAARP WILL BE USED TO SET-OFF THE FAULTS.  People need to wake up to this technology.  It does work.....

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:43 | 6694986 Skiprrrdog
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What about the large Hispanic population always ripping burrito farts...Ill bet that could set off the big one...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:02 | 6695056 Baa baa
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Anybody got a match???

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:16 | 6695416 Joke Heros
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Well with all the drive thru 'mex' restaurants on every corner it's not just them aerating their bellys with toxic stew.

BTW a 5.0 here isn't much. The last 3ish we had was a roller though, people were still dizzy after the motion stopped. Could expect mass vomiting if this predicted one rolls and lasts longer.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:20 | 6697307 OldPhart
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That's a flatulant lie!!

I've set all kinds of beans in front of my illegal workers and not one of them will eat any of it.

It seems that they do not want to have the shits/farts while they diligently work twelve hours a day for $10 an hour doing whatever I say.  It impedes them.

Just did a home renovation using illegals.  Budgeted 30k, did it in $20k because the first week took care of 90% of what we needed.

And instead of $10 per hour I was paying generously, these guys put american workers to shame.

I hired to american kids to paint the house, inside and out, and replace outlets, switches and fixtures.  They totally fucked it up, and the mexicans went behind them and fixed all the fuck ups within three hours.

I admit it, I love mexicans and their culture. I grew up in California, speak some spanish (poorly, but they love my accent) and they are some of the hardest working people that remain on the earth. These random selections are some of the most decent people I've known.  And they have taken great pride in the work they're doing.

When we're done, I'm inviting the workers, and their wives/girlfriends, to a bar be que in their honor.  What they have transformed my house into in less than 45 days is astoundingl.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:35 | 6697576 Refuse-Resist
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Was that the meximelt I just ate, or a fart tip on a riced out Civic?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:41 | 6694967 Bobportlandor
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My prediction is this coin will land either heads or tails up 100% of the time.

Look at this data

http://scedc.caltech.edu/significant/chron-index.html

A retarded person could predict a 5 or greater.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:23 | 6697311 OldPhart
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You forgot to factor in the third occurance.  That the coin lands on it's edge.  Which does happen.

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