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Obama Unveils Roadmap To 'Bailout' Puerto Rico: "New" Bankruptcy Rules & Federal Fiscal Oversight

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America is not Greece, but judging from the Obama administration's just-unveiled plans to bailout Puerto Rico's disastrous debt situation, the American territory may have to sacrifice a little more sovereignty to get some relief. Obama is pressing for Congress to give Puerto Rico (PR) sweeping powers to reduce its $73 billion debt burden through a form of bankruptcy protection not now available to American territories and will also ask lawmakers to establish an independent body to monitor the island’s fiscal affairs (a la Troika). While the proposals likely face an uphill battle in Congress, as NYTimes reports, both Democrats and Republicans are under pressure to respond because Puerto Ricans are flooding the US, particularly in central Florida, and are becoming an increasingly important voting block in the 2016 presidential race.

Puerto Rico is teetering under debt amassed from years of borrowing as the economy failed to grow and residents left for the U.S. mainland. Governor Alejandro Garcia Padilla is seeking to persuade investors to accept less than they’re owed, saying tax increases and spending cuts alone won’t be sufficient to eliminate the government’s budget shortfalls.

Creditors say that the island’s government has been seeking to portray the fiscal situation in Puerto Rico as beyond repair, hoping to force the administration and Congress to act. As The NY Times reports, on Wednesday, Puerto Rico took the unusual step of announcing that talks over restructuring about $750 milllion of the island’s debt had broken off, a move that some creditors saw as posturing to Washington for help.

It appears to have worked... (as Bloomberg details)

President Barack Obama is pressing for Congress to give Puerto Rico sweeping powers to reduce its $73 billion debt burden through bankruptcy, escalating administration involvement as the Caribbean island’s access to cash dries up.

 

Puerto Rico would be provided with a form of bankruptcy protection not now available to American territories. Administration officials also called for lawmakers on Wednesday to increase health-care funding for Puerto Rico, extend tax credits to the poor and put independent oversight in place to monitor the government’s budget.

The details of the proposals are sparse as yet, but as The NY Times adds, there is some willingness, particularly among top Senate Republicans, to work out a compromise on the bankruptcy issue, according to a person briefed on the matter.

But the Republican leadership would be willing to grant Puerto Rico access to the bankruptcy courts only on a limited basis, and only with strings attached like the imposition of a federal “control board” to oversee the island’s finances.

 

Control boards have been used in cases of severe municipal distress to take the power to spend public money out of the hands of elected officials. They do not generally have the powers that bankruptcy judges do to abrogate contracts, such as labor contracts and promises to repay debt.

But any such move faces political headwinds...

These changes “are going to be extremely hard to get through both the U.S. Congress and the Puerto Rican legislature,” said Matt Fabian, a partner at Concord, Massachusetts-based Municipal Market Analytics. “This is a Congress that gets almost nothing done. So to expect them to get something controversial done at the request of the administration right before an election is difficult.

Though, there is a chance...

Both Democrats and Republicans are under pressure to respond to the Puerto Rico crisis. Largely because of the island’s economic problems, Puerto Ricans are flooding the United States, particuarly in central Florida, and are becoming an increasingly important voting block in the 2016 presidential race.

According to Bloomberg, Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew, National Economic Council Director Jeff Zients, and Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell said the steps are needed to revive Puerto Rico’s economy.

“The decade-long recession has taken its toll on Puerto Rico’s finances, its economy, and its people,” officials said in the statement. “To reward work and break this vicious cycle, Congress should enact proven, bipartisan tools for stimulating growth and rewarding work to people living in Puerto Rico.”

 

The situation in Puerto Rico “risks turning into a humanitarian crisis as early as this winter,” one senior administration official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to speak publicly.
 

But, it is not just politicians that will be hard pressed to pass the bailout...

The proposal is likely to meet resistance from many investors in the municipal bond market according to Brandon Barford, a partner at Beacon Policy Advisors LLC in Washington and a former Senate Banking Committee staffer.

 

“Including ‘super Chapter 9,’ significant new social spending, and demands for respecting Puerto Rican public sector pensions when mainland pension funds would register losses from restructuring are all a bridge too far,” Barford said.

Finally, there is the unintended consequences...

Federal law allows for cities, counties, special districts and the like to seek bankruptcy protection if their states agree, but the states themselves are excluded. There are concerns that if Puerto Rico gains access to bankruptcy, fiscally troubled states like Illinois might try to follow suit.

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So the bottom line is that Puerto Rico is Greece... laws will be changed to enable the proligate spending of the past to be bruched under the carpet, and Federal oversight of fiscal affairs (i.e. all government in a nation whose finances are so dire) will be handled by an 'independent' body (just like Troika) and that will enable Puerto Rico to borrow more (likely from the US taxpayer via some subsidized router) to fund what officials call "growth initiatives."
Because:

“The situation in Puerto Rico is urgent,” one administration official said. “Without economic growth there is no path out.”

So the same as the rest of the world then?!

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But for now, we celebrate, President Obama will save the day...

 

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Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:11 | 6696962 Usurious
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fuck u pay me...........

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:37 | 6697014 0b1knob
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Obama screwed the GM bond holders.  For no other reason than that he COULD DO IT.   Now it the turn for idiots holding Puerto Rico bonds.

They will get nothing.   I guarantee you.  NOTHING.   

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:46 | 6697035 Escrava Isaura
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Article:

 The situation in Puerto Rico is urgent, WITHOUT ECONOMIC GROWTH there is no path out.”

 

No kidding……., Jose.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:07 | 6697095 Stainless Steel Rat
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Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:19 | 6697122 Save_America1st
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lemme guess...that's a pic of 4 trans-jenner puerto ricans, right?  Well they can keep 'em!

And here's the next guess.  O-fuck-tard will ship every fucking PR to America and sign 'em up for EBT, obamycare, and a big fat fucking D card to vote with.

That's the "island that will tip over", folks. 

Remember this fuck-tard?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnk0tIqsbYM

Yep, bitchez....they're gonna "tip" Puerto Rico right the fuck over onto the mainland of the U.S. right along with all the other millions of illegal invaders they will bring in from the southern border; tip the scales of voting to destroy what little is left of the Constitution and wage all out civil war against the rest of America as "bigots" and "racists".

MOLON LABE!!!!!!!!! 

That's really all we'll have left against the treasonous gov-scum. 

They're creaating the beginnings of another American Civil War.  If that's what they want...then let's fucking give it to them.

Wait..someone's knocking at my doo.....

FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:31 | 6697163 Keyser
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So, bond holders get fucked again, while PR gets on the US government tit, funded by who? 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:51 | 6697198 0b1knob
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Funded by fiat money printed out of thin air.

Do the math.  What percentage of the population holds state or muni bonds?   0.1%?  What percentage gains if the debt vanishes?   99.9%?

 

Obama wants to set a precident for his butt buddy the ballet boy in Chicago.   "Super chapter 9" coming soon to your own state too.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:18 | 6697240 Son of Loki
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I love Puerto Rico; I used to go there alot until it became too dangerous due to poverty + drugs. The people there are great and the food cheap and delicious. They had a fantastic tourist trade there beforehand.  I hope they turn that place around.

 

Good luck PR!

 

PS: Any of those Chicas get lonely down there give me a call. There's still room for one more.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:30 | 6697260 Save_America1st
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PR Chicks w/ Dicks who will vote against our Constitution. 

way to sell out, DBag.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:56 | 6697414 HowdyDoody
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Simple solution - import some anti-Russian Nazis and ISIS members and you are good to go. The spice will flow.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:36 | 6697579 Never One Roach
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Oatmeal heads!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:20 | 6697723 Dave Thomas
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Just throw it on the balance sheet! Done before dinner!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 11:03 | 6698471 goldhedge
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Sell the island to China.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:03 | 6697294 A Nanny Moose
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Money printing = you and me. It's the perfect scam. Gummint will simply blame their fave straw-men, the Capitalists, for raising prices. The government edewkated dipshit population of the former Untied States of Amerika, will eat it up like a dog licks his own balls.

We are fucked.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:44 | 6697405 Down to Earth T...
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so apparently BHO can just make it all up as he goes along , hey ? new BK laws and all ? is something seriously wrong in USSA today or WTF ?

everything this guy has touched has turned into a pile of shit and he is still allowed to fuck up.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:10 | 6697923 Agstacker
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Buying bonds is a risk, they took their chances and lost.  As a US taxpayer, I should not have to cover a risky investment in bonds just like I should not have bailed out Wall street after the 2008 crash.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:59 | 6697347 RevIdahoSpud3
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I think it's Guam that would tip over. Guam is where balsa wood grows and as such is very unstable. In Puerto Rico everyone could stand on the same side of the island and it would barely move.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:16 | 6697947 silver sword
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Keep your arms close and your powder dry, folks - you're gonna need them real soon

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:41 | 6697407 The central planners
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It seems like a ZH politic to come out with Brazil and Puerto Rico news with hot chick pics. BTw i have no problem with it.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:11 | 6697682 Chris Dakota
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91% of Hispanic immigrants are on welfare and remain on most of their lives.

It's forbidden to investigate this but one group did.

As the video author says "If your hands are in my wallet, you have my attention."

Share this forbidden knowledge anywhere and everywhere you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u1J6EEhkyM

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:14 | 6697115 Ghost of Robotrader
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They should get nothing. I know moral hazard is such a quaint concept though

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:28 | 6697400 TheObsoleteMan
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Then this is how the bond market dies. Who is going to risk any capital, knowing the contract is broken from the get go. Let the Fed buy them all. Then they can call them "collateral".

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 05:29 | 6697460 Arnold
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There are openings in the Credit Default Swaps niche I'll betcha.

It only takes words to commoditize an Island paradise like PR.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:41 | 6697020 foodstampbarry
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You're funny, you're a funny guy.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:20 | 6697139 Save_America1st
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oh yeah??????  Funny how???

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:24 | 6697250 drendebe10
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More fukn freebie giveaways from the Communist Executive Officer fudgepacker. The turd needs its skin sandpapered off & buried in salt.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:56 | 6697341 fockewulf190
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It´s way worse than just that.  The deriliction of duty by Congress and the executive branch has been for decades absolutely criminal.  The only reason Obama is saying anything at all right now is because time ran out for PR.  If the can could have been kicked until he left office, he wouldn´t have reacted at all to PR´s crushing debt levels. He would have just continued on in cruise control, and just dumped this problem onto the next administration.   They don´t care about us. George Carlin was right.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:24 | 6697251 drendebe10
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More fukn freebie giveaways from the Communist Executive Officer fudgepacker. The turd needs its skin sandpapered off & buried in salt.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:12 | 6696963 TeamDepends
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If you like your Puerto Rico, you can keep your Puerto Rico.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:16 | 6696969 Usurious
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salt of the earth..........

''Capitalism is Usury. Its defining belief is ‘return on investment’. This is an extension of the ‘time value’ of money, which is the central tenet of modern economics. Capitalism is unthinkable without banking and banking is institutionalized Usury. 

Usury is Plutocracy. Compound interest makes it unavoidable that the very richest own everything in generations. ''

https://realcurrencies.wordpress.com/2014/06/05/capitalism-is-jewish-usu...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:14 | 6697116 Harlequin001
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What a load of bollocks. Where the fuck did you dig this shit up from?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:45 | 6697188 TheReplacement
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WTF is this crap and why are you posting here instead on Huffpo or some such "progressive" lies friendly site?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:21 | 6697363 silverserfer
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The replacement & harelquin-Usuary is a huge black cock in your ass as you defend the bankers right to pound you like a gimp. Funny you tell soemone educating you a bit on usuary and you tell them to go to huff post? Glitch? Ironic as you bash a truly core conservative value of usuary being not ok. Usuary is one of the most fucked up math/slavery scemes in the history of the human race. But whatever some dudes like the cock. Good for you. Dick in your ass and shit out your mouth. On zerohedge. Classy. 

 

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:59 | 6698108 FreeMoney
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So who ever said borrowing was good or even prefered?  Taking on debts has always been a bad idea, and saving has always been a good idea.

The only time the bankers profit from you is when you borrow.  So dont, if you hate them so much.

The real issue here is politicians borrowing money to spend more then they are willing to tax.  This is flat out theft from future generations, as evidenced by all the boiling debt bombs out there like Greece, Illinios, California....every where with generations of government debt.

The bankers are greedy and always get paid.  The politicians are slimy and always weasel their way into power.   The people are stupid and continue to let it happen.  The press sits back and promotes the stupidity of it all.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:44 | 6698954 silverserfer
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Because for most americans to buy a house one must particiapte in the usuary of manifested fiat money. Pay $250k for a house and its actually $500K after a 30 year loan under the usary system. that is fucked up. There are a great many who have spoken out of the evils of this system. What has been determined is a flat fee for a loan. Without compound interest. Saya flat $50K. 20% or whateever without the compound interest. That is reasonable. Especially when the "Banker" isint loaning the money but owning the rights to the newly manifested "loan." 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:23 | 6696983 junction
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Puerto Rico is a goner, an advance look at what is going to happen to the rest of the United States as the banksters, the politicians, the Wall Streeters and the druglords (with their cop accomplices) steal everything.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:48 | 6697409 The central planners
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Puerto Rico is like a debt proxy war.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:57 | 6697652 Semi-employed W...
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But can we keep the Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico? Please!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:13 | 6696966 Baby Bladeface
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Illinois next in line.

Of course, with such cases, the paste in the tube will not climb.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:27 | 6697257 Omen IV
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"through a form of bankruptcy protection not now available to American territories"

PR is the guinea pig for the big massive default by any and all

 

the muni's are going - they work out the rules on PR and then the deluge - NO pensions -forgetaboutit!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:45 | 6697382 Muppet
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Clearly this is a preemptive move to help ILLINOIS.   The media will portray this as a PR issue, but the law change will very quickly and quietly be employed by ILLINOIS.  Dem are some smart lil' plotters.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:16 | 6696971 Bunga Bunga
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Is that Jenner?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:20 | 6696972 booboo
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Rican women...... Fine at 18 whales by 30, the men, 90% of them over 45 are on "disability" 

 

 

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:30 | 6697000 Berspankme
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I remember back in high school, I was schtupping a fine young rican woman. Saw her again 15 years later and she was a sweathog. Nasty stuff. I was embarrassed for my dick but it was good stuff at 18

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:45 | 6697032 gallistic
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I am sure that has never happened with 'Merican women, European women, or any other nationality.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:55 | 6697067 migra
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It is true there is nothing hotter than an 18 year old PR girl, usually with 3 kids..

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:15 | 6697114 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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I wasn't aware Puerto Rico had been so thoroughly Westernized.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:43 | 6697277 RaceToTheBottom
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Was benig pushed as a Tax Haven by Peter Shiff and I think Simon Black.....

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:09 | 6697684 Calmyourself
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Welcome to Sweden, coming soon to Amerika https://youtu.be/3KSJY0c8QWw
Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:18 | 6696973 silverer
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Fire up those printing presses boys!  Time for re-election!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:19 | 6696975 i_call_you_my_base
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And magically, in five years American companies own everything on that island.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:23 | 6696977 Occams_Chainsaw
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Have we reached 'fuck it' time yet?  Maybe only for those of us well armed and trained perhaps.....

Just lie down and take it....it hurts at first but you get used to it. 

Informal Poll....not based on science. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:21 | 6696980 khakuda
Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:14 | 6697237 yogibear
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He looks happy.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:24 | 6696987 Bagbalm
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Now if they can just figure out some way to apply these changes to Chicago...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:54 | 6697003 khakuda
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Unfortunately, this is Obamas answer to everything. Students have too much debt? Don't let them fail and force the colleges to cut costs and reduce tuition, just to give the bill to the taxpayer.

Is your state bankrupt from inept management? Why suffer when you can give the bill to the taxpayer?

Did the banking system overextend itself? Don't let the equities of the banks go down, just give the bill to the taxpayer.

Purchase a house that you couldn't afford and find yourself underwater? Don't worry about making payments or having to move out. Just give the bill to the taxpayer.

Eat too much junk food, smoke and never exercise? Require thousands of dollars of medical care as a result? Don't worry, just give the bill to the tax payer.

Stock market goes down 5% after tripling over the last seven years? No problem, have the Fed step in and bail it out and give the bill to the saver, bond holder and, eventually, the tax payer.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:18 | 6697368 goldsansstandard
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Nobody gives a fudge about the taxpayer. The people who really pay are the poor people of the world who have to not eat the inflation as the shit just gets monetized.

We all would get our view across a lot better if we focus our attention on the victims who suffer most, the poor and working people of the whole world who have to eat the inflation.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:44 | 6697030 Ms No
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Must be all of the zombies in the government employment numbers who are going to pay for this.  When all of this emplodes the perps will fade into the shadows, there is going to be so much going down nobody will even know where to start hunting to prosecute first.  Wish I knew how long the bandaids will hold out.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:45 | 6697408 TheObsoleteMan
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No, your children and grandchildren will pay for all of this.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:52 | 6697053 Paracelsus
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And......the same investment funds expecting a major reaming are also the same ones

in the Ukraine and Greece and elsewhere.Worried about a lynch mob at the next shareholder

meeting? What's with the crap logic about PR citizens moving en masse to Florida and affecting the

voting gerrymander? Bailing out a country which is badly run,hugely in debt,because they have the 

right to settle in the US?

How about this: THE PR BOND HOLDERS SHOULD HAVE DONE THEIR HOMEWORK

                       THE DEBT WAS NOT RISK FREE.DEFAULT NOW OR TEN YEARS FROM NOW.

                      THIS IS VERY OBVIOUSLY POLITICAL BLACKMAIL OF THE CRUDEST VARIETY.

 

     This will turn out to be our very own Greece when all is said and done.

     When someone says they need ten dollars urgently,they really need $150.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:18 | 6697956 Agstacker
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Amen, since when are bonds risk free?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:55 | 6697063 VW Nerd
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Uncle Warren wants to give away his fortune before he dies.  He should just write a check and wipe PR's debt clean before he croaks.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 22:58 | 6697072 J Mahoney
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So, lets cut thru the smoke and mirrors:

New law--probably can written to apply to States too.

Who probably holds a lot of State issued bonds---The Fed? Federal Pension Plans?

Could this new law be written such that a significant bond holder could imply you are basically bankrupt and demand immediate payment (which everyone know is not possible)

Then, states could basically loose their state sovereignty thru the "government oversight"

Something stinks here--this administration is the king of top secret agreements that keep hidden from the public for several years after their implementation.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:27 | 6697149 A Dollar Short
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You are a good card reader, J Mahoney...

This whole damned government STINKS TO HELL!

The FOOLS JUST ELECTED RYAN TOO!!  America is burnt toast and crumbling by the day.

 

 

 

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:39 | 6697276 Omen IV
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federalization of everything will eliminate local government - same with TTP these are bookend copies of usurping the constitution

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:45 | 6697506 F em all but 6
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Bingo. How do you think they passed the Social Security Act? State / federal cooperation via the compact clause. The Staes gave the feds the power to do that which the States themselves were constitutionally prohibited from doing.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:15 | 6697119 strangeglove
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Puerto What

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:16 | 6697123 savagegoose
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they can always whore their women for freign cash

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:24 | 6697146 TrustbutVerify
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They'll do anything to prevent consequences of horrible fiscal policies.  The liability simply moves up the food chain while the insane spending, unsustainable promises, and general lying to the public continues. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:29 | 6697158 Bluntly Put
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Why can't Obama offer the US bankruptcy protection?

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:37 | 6697786 SeekingNuNormal
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Or why can't obama grow some veggies on the white house lawn and share those across america...problem solved!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:31 | 6697164 bluez
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The sooner the U.S. nationalizes Peurto Rico, the safer we will all be.

All the crops in California will shortly dry up and blow away. Dust Bowl!!! No more California lettuce for New York. Especially if a small earthquake wrecks their canal system. Forget about "reverse osmosis".

It is over. No more veggies and cattle from California. Coming very soon!

The outer, crime-infested regions of Puerto Rico are all that will save us.

Unless we want to go on a national hunger strike.

Think about it.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 10:34 | 6698326 Lucky Leprachaun
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Biggest problem they have in CA right now is too much rain.  Go figure.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:35 | 6697170 Spungo
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I hear the slave market is hot right now. We could try selling Puerto Ricans into slavery.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:51 | 6697197 chrsn
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The name of the game is bailout.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:15 | 6697364 Hope Copy
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With what?  Dollars?  From Where?  Russia?  The US Government is BROKE and so is the FED.  PR can become the 1st US Police State and nationalize everything (with a little CUBAN HELP).

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 10:33 | 6698322 Lucky Leprachaun
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The Fed can still keep printing. Someboady is still buying those TNs.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 23:54 | 6697200 arbwhore
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Why don't they just lie about their growth.. you know, like everyone else.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:06 | 6697223 Spectre
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Corrupt Fuckers in charge in the P.R. have known for a couple of decades they would get away with this bullshit.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:19 | 6697962 Agstacker
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I'm sure they have bolt-holes in New Zealand for when things get crazy.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:10 | 6697229 scatha
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The first bailout I fully agree with. We have to preserve such a beautiful half naked bodies.

But seriously it is a bailout of the HFs and PEFs that against all the warning and red light flashing were feasting on Puerto Rico junk quasi "sovereign" bonds just few months ago. But still after US, Europe and Asia and especially Greece, Ukraine, PR is another case of  loading governments with Private debt 100% on a dollar to practically seize all the future tax income for decades to come from governments all over the world in a neo-feudal crony rentier ploy and to collapse global economy while at it.

More on that can be found at:

https://contrarianopinion.wordpress.com/economy-update/

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 00:15 | 6697238 yogibear
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Sure they'll bailout the state of Chicago (IL)  as well.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:07 | 6697303 seek
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Kyle Bass on PR... two years ago.

He was on a roll there.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 01:57 | 6697343 Baby Eating Dingo22
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reminds me of the old joke, "How can I be broke, I still have more checks?"

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:04 | 6697352 Albertarocks
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I think Dyler Turden probably meant to write...

"Puerto Rico is teetering under debt amassed from years of borrowing as the economy failed to grow and residents left for the U.S. mainland to play prefessional baseball."

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:24 | 6697398 Freewheelin Franklin
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That was Mexico and NAFTA. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 02:07 | 6697354 Hope Copy
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PR has a model to follow.. Cuba.

 

Om another note, the rules have to be br0oke for the 'big one', Illinois will be the second 'test'.

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Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:50 | 6697396 TheObsoleteMan
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We're stuck with niggers, but we're not stuck with "The PR" unless we want to be. Ricans love to have it both ways; they want independence, but the MFers go running to the rest of the taxpayers to bail them out. This is the script: IRRESPONSIBLE THIEVES WHO PISS THEIR BUDGETS AWAY CAN RELY ON THE FISCALLY PRUDENT TO BAIL THEM OUT. WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT IN BEING RESPONSIBLE WITH A STATE BUDGET, IF ANOTHER STATE {OR TERRITORY} CAN RAID THOSE FUNDS. CONTACT YOUR....NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, THAT NEVER DOES ANY GOOD. FUCK IT.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:34 | 6698005 nosam
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As opposed to the extremely responsible USG? or lily white Illinois?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 10:31 | 6698314 Lucky Leprachaun
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IRRESPONSIBLE THIEVES WHO PISS THEIR BUDGETS AWAY CAN RELY ON THE FISCALLY PRUDENT TO BAIL THEM OUT.

Always the case. And that will happen, indirectly, in the USA as well.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:53 | 6699000 TheObsoleteMan
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For many years, I lived less than an hour drive from Ill-noise. Had very good friends in Danville I used to go see from time to time. Think of Chicago as a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking all the wealth out of the rest of the state, then you get an accurate picture. The rest of the state resents Chicago, in the same manner the residents of the state of New York resent New York City {most of them anyway}.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 03:25 | 6697399 Freewheelin Franklin
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Another backdoor bailout for Goldman Sachs? 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 04:11 | 6697416 TheObsoleteMan
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I have met several black conservatives in my life. There are more of them than you think. I can't say that about Ricans. I have NEVER met a conservative Rican. They are just half a step up the evolutionary ladder from Haitians {who are on the bottom}. They are invading Florida like locust. You should see how they let their 14 and 15 yr old daughters dress and leave the house. It is no wonder they all have their first child before 17 {most even before then}. I saw the most disgusting thing a couple of years ago. Some little Rican teenie bopper dressed like a lil' slut, shopping at the juniors department with a man about 40-50 years of age. You could tell they were not related by the way the man was looking at her; the same way a wolf looks at a lamb, and rubbing his hand up and down her bare legs as he grunted like a boar hog. It was both obvious and disgusting.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 05:10 | 6697444 the not so migh...
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this is bull shit we just use that little island for target practice, was there any bailout this fuckin loser president did not like?

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:32 | 6697490 SmallerGovNow2
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EVERY SINGLE DAY Obama comes out with some more shit!  WTF!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:39 | 6697493 wizteknet
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nevermind -50 backrupt mofo

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:35 | 6697494 ToSoft4Truth
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Keep sending the 65 cents a day.    

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:38 | 6697499 Ace Ventura
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.....won’t be sufficient to eliminate the government’s budget shortfalls.....

 

Gotta love how the parasites in gubbermint use words. The above is saavy gubbermint-speak for the following:

'We spent everything we took in the form of taxes and THEN some, thus incurring a shitload of debt that we have no way of paying, because we're a thieving gang of corrupt bureaurats.'

Notice how EVERY LEVEL of gubbermint (Fed on down to local yokel county) uses the terms 'budget shortfalls' in lieu of the far more accurate 'rampant corruption and incompetence'.

 

 


Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:44 | 6697504 wizteknet
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pueto rico bankrupt

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 06:46 | 6697510 ToSoft4Truth
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Is Puerto Rico a state – they’ll need gun and ammo shops. 

The EBT program ensures runaway birthrates - there’ll be no end to customers. 
 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:16 | 6697530 gmak
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Sorry. No sympathy for PR.  They have gotten where they are through graft and corruption and distribution of money borrowed from others to friends and supporters. Who do they think they are? A Bank?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:19 | 6697536 gcjohns1971
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Custom BK rules?

Made with a wave of the mighty hand?

I'm confused.

I thought that the top govt guy, with only executive power was called a "President".

This guy does not only that, but also makes & sets aside "Law" at will, including "Laws" that apply only to one entity.    That's called a "King" not a President.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:28 | 6697557 Falconsixone
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They'll never work.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:29 | 6697561 Grimaldus
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Trust super-progressive Obirdbrain to do the most criminal thing possible in any circumstance.

 

Why is Obirdbrain NOT in jail?

 

 

 

Grimaldus

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:33 | 6697569 gwar5
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....Sure! And while we're at it let's bail out Venezuela and Argentina because they've all learned their socialist lessons the hard way and will never make all the same mistakes again. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 07:42 | 6697596 Last of the Mid...
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Lemme guess, a trillion or two will wind up in stawks of TBTF US companies.  QE on the sly.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:27 | 6697749 SamEyeAm
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So hit up the tax payers for another bailout then?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:32 | 6697767 venturen
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I rather bail out Brazil...girls are better looking

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:42 | 6697799 taopraxis
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Bailouts are never aimed at real people nor are they aimed at "voters". Bailouts indemnify the banksters against losses, period. Heads they win, tails they win...because they cheat.

When the student loan bailouts arrive, and you can be sure they're coming, it will be the same thing. Bailouts for lenders will be characterized as a rescue for defaulting borrowers, who will probably get no real relief at all. For these reasons, it makes me crazy when I see people put themselves heavily into debt at an early age, whether for college, home or cars.

This is not a new issue. Thoreau wrote about the way a farm with a mortgage typically proved to be a ball-and-chain almost two hundred years ago.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:43 | 6697803 VladLenin
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Peter Schiff and every other poor schmuck that moved businesses down there are about to get proper fucked.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 08:56 | 6697861 Lostinfortwalton
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"a humanitarian crisis this winter..." When the temperature goes from 90 to 85 degrees?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6697874 bentaxle
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I mean is everyone sure that they have borrowed too much? Doesn't Krugman say they haven't borrowed enough and that is the real failure here?

 

 

/sarc

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 09:05 | 6697895 Dorothea Binz
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Puerto Rico is not unlike Greece in that they just want to erase all their prior debt and start fresh with a new expanded line of credit. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 10:29 | 6698293 Lucky Leprachaun
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Why not?  The Fed can just create the money on their computers and give it to PR's lenders.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:01 | 6698751 SmittyinLA
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Puerto Rican bond holders, that would be Merkel's base

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