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  • *BIDEN SAYS HE WON'T SEEK DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION
  • *BIDEN SAYS WINDOW HAS CLOSED ON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
  • BIDEN SAYS `WE'RE OUT OF TIME' TO MOUNT WINNING CAMPAIGN
  • *BIDEN: ATTEMPT TO UNDO OBAMA LEGACY WOULD BE `TRAGIC MISTAKE'
  • *BIDEN SAYS U.S. MUST ADDRESS INCOME INEQUALITY

We are sure Hillary is much relieved.

So where do his "votes" go... Bernie or The Battle-axe

 

 

The Vice-President is due to speak (with The President alongside) at 1210ET...

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So who is left?

Source: @NYTGraphics

 

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Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:14 | 6694504 Oldballplayer
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Two minute warning--Biden steps down to Run.  Obama appoints Hillary VP.

Just my wild assed guess.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:16 | 6694513 Takeaction2
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Hillary...and Biden...FUCK YOU!!!! Note:  I hope he gets in...this should cause quite a stir on the Demfuck side.  And then to see Trump debate Biden...this is Pay per View shit.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694533 Ignatius
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Biden:  "Now notice how this little baby, only 220K miles, matches your eyes.  Yeah, this is the car for you."

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:26 | 6694559 two hoots
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Wise decision + we don't need someone futhering Obama's agenda.  The markets don't seem to mind.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:31 | 6694600 J S Bach
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It's not his "turn" yet.  A few more years as a good subserviant little shabbos goy and he'll get his chance.

What a f**cked up system ours has become.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:04 | 6694775 Arnold
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Joe Bag of Donuts gets to be Secretary of State next.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:17 | 6694828 TahoeBilly2012
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Putin owns the entire cadre of them. Wet bag of mice. Criminal wet bag of mice.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:11 | 6695090 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Why the hell should he run? He's already got white hair. I mean seriously, you'd have to be a psychopath to want to run for...

No wait, I didn't say that! Forget it, Running for president is a good thing, really. No man, I'm serious. It's okay.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 05:22 | 6697455 StychoKiller
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Perhaps Biden has more brainz than people think; would you want to be POTUS when the Great Implosion™ occurs?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:17 | 6694831 TeamDepends
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Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it when you've got to choose
Every way you look at it, you lose
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Chokin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:31 | 6694915 GeezerGeek
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I think it was Joltin' Joe, not Chokin'. Even if I'm right on this point, we still lose.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 19:41 | 6696484 gafgroocK
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Obamster told him "Joe, don;'t bother running, cause' I ain;t leaving is place"

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:23 | 6694571 MANvsMACHINE
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Now that Hitlery has been able to weather the shitstorm, he is no longer needed. If she didn't make it through email gate, Biden surely would be jumping in.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:41 | 6694664 FireBrander
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"If she didn't make it through email gate, Biden surely would be jumping in."

I think that's it. The Obama admin let the FBI run with those emails to see how deep the rabbit hole went and apparently it didn't go deep enough to bring down the Clintons with their army of lawyers and powerfull friends.

Joe is out, the FBI will stand down on the emails, Hillary will win the nonimition and this election is for the Republicans to seriously fuck up and lose.

As I pointed out before ~60% of DEMOCRATS are not thrilled about Hillary for POTUS...that number is much higher among the middle ground voters such as myself...we flat out fucking hate her.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:26 | 6694884 The Gooch
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"Middle ground voters"... LOL

<Middle Earth>

fify

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:15 | 6694819 Tallest Skil
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Been able? Make it through? THE HEARING IS TOMORROW. It's only beginning.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:37 | 6694939 Buckaroo Banzai
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The hearing is tomorrow, but so what? Congressional hearings are bullshit. Who runs the FBI? If Biden wanted to run, Obama would green light the Hillary takedown. Since he isn't running, we can safely assume that the FBI has been caged and Hillary will run free.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:39 | 6695514 thebigunit
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The "takedown" is underway.

There just won't be any fingerprints.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 17:49 | 6696063 Down to Earth T...
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Worse than that, he waited to see if she might be indicted and the word came down that she will not from DOJ and BHO. So no need to run now. But he is a team player , Hey ? The control freaks manipulated this again very well, but nothing new here in USSA today !

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:23 | 6694572 Hype Alert
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After Bernie gave Hillary the green light from the Democrat party on the email scam, Joe didn't have a chance.  Playing out like a soap opera.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:10 | 6695083 Buckaroo Banzai
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I look at it the other way. Biden decided--for whatever reason-- that he didn't want to run, and now Obama will reign in the FBI and let Hillary slip the noose.

Remember "Arkancide"? Don't forget that Hillary has her own private intelligence agency that she has spent tens of millions of dollars on. Most likely she threatened Biden, or dug up dirt on him (easy to do I'm sure), or both.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:10 | 6695377 NotApplicable
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I still don't understand why he did that. Not attacking is one thing, but actively defending is quite another.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 17:50 | 6696071 Down to Earth T...
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a bit more comlex than that simple act by far

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:42 | 6695207 daveO
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What a load of BS.

15:30 A moonshot to cure cancer... If I could be anything, I would have wanted to be the president that cured cancer. "Happy Breast Cancer Awareness month suckers!" So, I guess he's seeking a job in the cancer shakedown industry.

Almost a moment of truth at 19:00. Lamenting that he's being forced out and can't do anything about it. So touching, I kinda hope he doesn't get 'suicided'. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694538 J Jason Djfmam
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I think he meant as Obama's VP, to replace Biden, as he would be stepping down, to run for prez.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:22 | 6694568 spastic_colon
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joe is perfectly fine finishing out his career as obama's invisible bullet proof vest.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:14 | 6695398 NotApplicable
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Why would he step down to run? It isn't like there's any overlap, and there's certainly nothing more important for a VP to do than to extend the reign of the current administration (minus one).

Of course, there's little to no value in trying to figure out what logic Joe pursues as there obviously isn't any.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:50 | 6694712 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Fuck you Biden. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:52 | 6694720 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Fuck you Biden. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:29 | 6695473 invest3
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Rats jumping off the sinking ship.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:16 | 6694525 greenskeeper carl
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well, rather or not hillary gets prosecuted for the email thing doesn't rest on rather or not she is guilty, thats irrelevant in this sense, it depends entirely on if the obama just-us dept decides to prosecute her. So, Im sure biden knows the answer to that question, and Id guess that his "decision" depends on that. If obama doesn't want hillary to be president, she gets prosecuted, and biden gets in the race. My prediction, at least.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694536 greenskeeper carl
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well, after the update, I guess that means obama will alow hillary to get away with it, AGAIN. no prosecution is going to happen now.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:22 | 6694564 jakesdad
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I've kind of wondered this from the reverse angle:  did biden ever really want to run or was he always just a "break the glass" contingency in case the hillary email situation got out of control?  obviously bho can (& likely has) spike(d) or at least browbeat the investigation (he's clearly done the later) but if he does (/did?) & someone w/ethics goes snowden w/a smoking gun you gotta assume dnc is only slightly less horrified at the prospect of sanders in general than gop is trump...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:37 | 6694644 Dolar in a vortex
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The party can always draaft Biden if Obama decides to prosecute Hillary.

Obama must have agreed not to prosecute her and she agreed not to take him down with all the dirt they've collected.

i bet Bill is ticked, he would have gotten rid of Hillary and taken Obama down at the same time.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:23 | 6694860 lunaticfringe
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I agree. Biden was plan B in case the Hillary prosecution went forward. Am now guessing they have the pieces in place to ensure that doesn't happen. Duriing the Rose Garden speech, I thought I noted a come stain on Joe's collar and a furtive glance from President Five Iron.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:35 | 6695180 TheReplacement
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I think you all have it exactly backwards.  I think the logical conclusion is they do have a case against her and that is leverage.  No solid case would mean no leverage so they would have to file charges and throw Biden into the race since he is already under their control.

You do not get (s)elected unless they know you will be obedient.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694531 Dolar in a vortex
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Craziest thing I've ever heard.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:23 | 6694558 TideFighter
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He, and his double-barreled shotgun are both antiques.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:52 | 6695021 PTR
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Don't go hunting with Dick.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:22 | 6694563 BullyBearish
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Bummer...Daily doses of Fartman and "Dumb as Dirt" Joe would've been nice

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:35 | 6694569 FireBrander
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Welp, I see I will be voting Republican.

The Democrats are Hell bent on offering up the Hildabeast and Bernie kicked me in the NUTS with his "we're tired of Hillary's emails" comment...fuck you Bernie.

The only chance the Dems now have of getting my vote is if the Republicans offer up that used car sales guy, what's his name???...oh yeah, Cruz...you know you're a fucking RightwingNut asshole when Goerge Bush says he "just doesn't like you".

Of Course, there's always that guy that won't say his own last name for some reason...nah, forget it...Trump or Carson...I'm in.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:39 | 6694652 pods
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Anything that helps you sleep at night.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:50 | 6694709 Dr. Engali
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Yeah, good luck with that voting thingy. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:39 | 6694955 GeezerGeek
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Everything George Bush says has to be filtered through his belief that Islam is a religion of peace and that he signed the Patriot Act (among other atrocities), so his not liking Cruz is counterproductive as far as I'm concerned.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:53 | 6694723 Demdere
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My take was :

https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/10/02/assume-you-are-being-played/

Not clear I was right about Trump, but I still see no reality of a man planning past a campaign, and not much of a campaign plan. 

The arguments against Carson are that he has no experience, and however good a man he is, when it comes to facing down the national security state, the military, the banksters, ... he won't have a clue.  If he pledged to do nothing but repeal laws and veto anything that caused spending above 50% of the current budget, we could get behind him, but if he allows himself any choice, he will be rolled under just as Obama has been.

Trump is 10X worse.  He is forceful enough to maybe win some, but not knowledgeable enough to have a clue about what to be forceful on.  Immigration is a distraction, the country won't die from immigration. It won't die from the existence of Muslims in our national life.  Nor from who fucks who how.

But spending, the kleptocracy, the deep state, indeed our national vitality ebs low, we are not controlling those parasites, diseases of the body politic.

https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/05/29/straight-from-the-horses-ass/

Btw, if you like any of that, I was pleased with this from yesterday:

https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/10/20/propaganda-example-of-the-...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 21:39 | 6696885 Peak Bull
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Trump knows when to declare bankruptcy. If elected, he may surprise us all.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:14 | 6694508 HowdyDoody
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Official statement: The only thing I have accomplished is to be born to wealthy parents. After that everything went downhill.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:38 | 6695194 TheReplacement
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Born on third base and still struck out.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:14 | 6694511 wisefool
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with the president at 12:10? that gives us enough time for an R.E.M. capable nap.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:15 | 6694520 J Jason Djfmam
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How bad could he be?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694535 wisefool
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they are all nightmares. Creepy Joe. Planet O. Hildabeast ...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:29 | 6694599 J Jason Djfmam
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Sarc.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694529 taopraxis
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Took off the balance of my short gold hedge, for those who saw my post on the Gartman thread this morning...open mouth, Joe, and insert foot.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694530 Son of Loki
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This is a yuuuuuuuuuuge statement.

 

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:17 | 6694534 Bay of Pigs
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Say it aint so Uncle Drunken Joe...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:18 | 6694542 MFL8240
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Guess he has done enough damage!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:19 | 6694543 Jack Daniels Esq
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Hey Joe - run baby run - gotta stop that ugly fat white lying cunt

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:20 | 6694548 Kaiser Sousa
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"i bleieve that president obama has led this country from crisis to recovery..."

 

AND THERE U HAVE IT.........

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:34 | 6694618 FireBrander
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"i bleieve that president obama has led this country from crisis to recovery..."

"If you don't have anything good to say, DON'T FUCKING MAKE UP SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY!...just shut the fuck up".

If you REALLY believe that Joe, then I wish to thank you for not running as you're a total fucking dumbass.

PS> Obama did lead us from the Bush crisis..straight into the coming Obama Crisis...all of the Bush FUCKUPS have gotten bigger under Obama...he has fixed nothing...HE DOUBLED DOWN ON THE FAILED BUSH POLICIES!..and you praise him for this?..get off my fucking TV!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:58 | 6695316 Bay Area Guy
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I agree with you on that.  I keep telling people Obama is nothing more than Bush on steroids in terms of his policies on endless war and domestic spying.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:21 | 6694549 Wm the Shrubber
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Hillary's avoidance of prosecution and march towards coronation proceeds exactly as planned.  One can only weep for the future!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:21 | 6694550 worbsid
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Biden really gets things done.  He went to Kiev one day and the next day his son is on the board of dirctors for the gas company. Now that's getting things done.   

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:21 | 6694553 yogibear
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So the DNC will push the wicked witch of the east, Hillary.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:11 | 6694742 Mike Masr
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Hillarroid's theme music for her campaign!!!

A cackling dried up old witch that believes in "dynastic entitlement" and that republicans are out to get her in "right wing conspiracies" A nutcase folks--

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AldxVQ8z5FQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QFaro0JFU

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:21 | 6694562 wmbz
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Why go though all this horseshit to say no. Who really gives a damn what that dipshit does or doesn't do.

Just retire asswipe.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:29 | 6694895 The Gooch
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K A B U K I

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:24 | 6694573 samjam7
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He knows the meltdown is coming, why do this to yourself with 73? He'd rather enjoy his pension in some safe secluded place when SHTF during the next 10 years.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:24 | 6694575 Oldballplayer
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And the market says, "Whaaa?  Who cares?"

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:24 | 6694576 Jethro
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Now he's free to go on a coke binge with Blow Biden.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:24 | 6694578 taopraxis
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Hillary is the annointed one, obviously. Truth is, though, it does not matter much who plays the puppet.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:27 | 6694590 praxis
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..."the Obama Legacy would be a tragic mistake." 

 

Does these asshats really believe the BS they peddle?

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:27 | 6694591 xrxs
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Want to address income inequality?  Skip QE infinity, raise rates.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:28 | 6694592 orangegeek
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Looks like barry and hitlery have made up.  Hitlery suck barry's cock and barry sucked hitlery's cock.

All better now.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:09 | 6694797 Lostinfortwalton
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No, Hillary had the "Excellent Adventures of Barry and Reggie" on tape.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:59 | 6695317 daveO
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Plus, his real birth certificate from Kenya.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:54 | 6694994 Mike Masr
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Didn't Gennifer Flowers in a recent interview say that Bill told her years ago that Hillary liked girls?

http://www.wnd.com/2015/10/hillary-nightmare-gennifers-back/

Affirming comments she made in 2013 to the Daily Mail, Flowers replied to Klein, "I know that Bill acknowledged to me that he was aware that she had a propensity for women and he didn't care."

"I'm not saying that she is a lesbian, but he acknowledged that she, as we say down in Arkansas, took a liking to women."

Like Drudge, Flowers also asked, "Why something hasn't come out on that? That's amazing."

 

 

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:31 | 6694611 Lostinfortwalton
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Tomorrow Hillary will smile pleasantly and won't be able to recall her own name, much less anything about Benghazi; "it was all such a long time ago....".

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:42 | 6694987 Mike Masr
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She will have no recollection. Like all her previous testimony. Convenient amnesia.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:35 | 6694614 MFL8240
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  • *BIDEN: ATTEMPT TO UNDO OBAMA LEGACY WOULD BE `TRAGIC MISTAKE'

He is out of his mind! Someone better undue the $20 Trillion most of which was Obamas debt or we are done!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:52 | 6694704 FireBrander
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"$20 Trillion most of which was Obamas debt"

Bullfuckenshit!

ALL SPENDING originates in CONGRESS!

Obama is guilty only of SIGNING OFF on the deficit spending...the people RESPONSIBLE for ENABLING Obama to SIGN OFF on the DEFICIT SPENDING are the PEOPLE RUNNING CONGRESS!

WHO's RUNNING THE CONGRESS?

Republicans! Oh, wait, nope...sorry...CORPORATE AMERICA!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:32 | 6694615 venturen
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He is named Treasurer of the Clinton Slush Fund

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:33 | 6694621 danepol
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BIDEN: ATTEMPT TO UNDO OBAMA LEGACY WOULD BE `TRAGIC MISTAKE'

DANEPOL: ATTEMPTING NOT TO UNDO IT WOULD BE TRAGICER

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:29 | 6694842 Mike Masr
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Obozo's legacy:

1. Lies and more lies

2. Debt and more debt (see #3, 4, 5, 7, 8 & 9 below)

3. Warmongering

4. Wasting a trillion + of tapayers money in Syria alone to foment regime change

5. Creating ISIS  (see #4)

6. Creating the EU migrant problem  (see #4 & 5)

7. Obozocare socialist medicine

8. Fomenting regime change in Ukraine and creating a failed state beseiged in civil war.

9. Missile defense sheild in Europe to provoke Russia  (see #3)

10. Anti China Policy in South China Sea to provoke China  (see #3)

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:31 | 6694911 LetsGetPhysical
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11. Libya.

12. Killing women and children with drone strikes.

13. Expansion of the electronic police state thru the NSA, Silicon Valley, medical records, etc, etc, etc......

14. Killing american jobs thru the TPP.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:52 | 6695024 Mike Masr
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Thanks for 11, 12, 13, 14.  

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:56 | 6695038 Jethro
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To be fair, some of this is also Hillary's legacy.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:33 | 6694622 venturen
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Rubio has a favoribility??? Where was this poll taken the slums of Miami?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:37 | 6694941 LetsGetPhysical
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Nah, Republican Country Clubs and Chamber of Commerce headquarters. And supposedly he won hottest man servant at Bohemian Grove this year.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:35 | 6694632 Moccasin
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Good bye Uncle Joe, we never did like you anyway.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:36 | 6694639 Ouagadoudou
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Fucking guy had his son CEO in Ukraine 2 month after Maidan. Too Evil or too Dumb for the role

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:08 | 6694789 Mike Masr
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What amazes and sickens me the most is our (US) involvement in the violent undemocratic overthrow of a foreign nation. Then our government and media’s lies placing the blame for the consequences of this action upon Russia and Putin. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&x-yt-ts=1422503916... 

http://rt.com/news/nuland-phone-chat-ukraine-927/

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:20 | 6694848 nevertheless
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The zionist puppets, spreading hate and war around the globe. they hate Orthodox Christian Russia, and the idiot Christians in America are helping the ZIONISTS!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:22 | 6694857 danepol
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'neverthless' wouldn't know a zionist if one jumped up and kicked his butt.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:46 | 6695241 bid the soldier...
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Why don't you give it a try?  see what happens.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:14 | 6694813 nevertheless
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Bush Jr showed us all that there is no such thing as "too dumb" to be president. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:44 | 6695231 bid the soldier...
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actually 'dumbness' is a desirable quality for our highest office.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:36 | 6694640 E.F. Mutton
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The Clintons never run out of horse's heads.  Joe got his.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:41 | 6694663 alfred b.
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      Yeah ....and in 15 months both he & the so-called leader of the free world will be moving into a posh Executive Suite at the  JPMorgan Resort & Spa Center....it's all so predictable!

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 12:52 | 6694724 Mike Masr
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I think I just shit myself laughing!!!   WTF is this?

 

BIDEN: ATTEMPT TO UNDO OBAMA LEGACY WOULD BE `TRAGIC MISTAKE'

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:01 | 6694765 Shadow1275
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God forbid we lowered our debt by 12 trillion or so

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:18 | 6694838 cheech_wizard
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Beat me to it...

The tragic mistake would not be undoing everything Obama has done to this country.

Standard Disclaimer: Fuck Obama's "legacy"...

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:09 | 6694796 pitterrier
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No, no, no.  Please, no.  I can't, please, no. No. really, no, please.  OK, I'm in!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:12 | 6694808 nevertheless
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The fact that Bernie Sanders is taking up all the "progressive" votes means Bidden does not need to run. We all know Bernie is just part of the bait and switch, as soon as the election get close, he will make some "gaffs', and when he dropped even a little in the polls, he will bow out and ask his "supporters" to back Zionists little Hillary.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:45 | 6695237 Mike Masr
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Yes, Bernie understands this cause it's just like the "old days" when Leonid Brezhnev ran for the job of party secretary. Everyone backed out and asked supporters to back Leonid. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:17 | 6694832 gatorengineer
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Ha - Anyone want to bet Warren doesnt jump in?  She checks all of the boxes female, probably lesbian, minority (American Indian), and handicapped (Mentally Retarded), dream candidate...

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:07 | 6695364 daveO
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The Clinton(Democrat) National Committee will run a Libertarian/3rd party(Webb?) to siphon votes from the Republicans. Next up, the new John Anderson or Ross Perot.  

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:44 | 6694837 JPMorgan
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Obama's legacy? lol yeah ok, good one Joe.

America is going to get stuck with another Clinton or Bush, it's all been pre-arranged.

They care not which one, it makes no odds to the puppet masters running the show from behind the curtain.  

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:00 | 6695243 Mike Masr
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That's called, "Dynastic Entitlement" which brings us to the 2020 Presidential race between George Prescott Bush and Chelsea Clinton!!

We should just go back to a monarchy in 2020 and put King George back on the throne. King George P. Bush that is, or perhaps Queen Chelsea. Then billions spent on attack ads and senseless campaigns won't need to be spent, no more debates, no more voting, no more hanging chads, and a Bush or Clinton will ALWAYS sit on the throne!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:22 | 6694852 Lostinfortwalton
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Well, it sure was 'much ado about nothing'. There is some kind of theater going on; I thnk Gowdy is the only one who was not involved ahead of time in this pre-planned farce.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:23 | 6694865 PoasterToaster
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It's funny to watch the Aristocrats flail about as they attempt to install another figurehead for the peasants.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:25 | 6694873 .300WinMag
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Biden was in the wings for a reason. His stepping back signals that the fix is in - DOJ is not going to go after Hillary. She IS the choosen one per her handlers / financiers. 

 

The rest is for the muppets at home.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:25 | 6694875 LetsGetPhysical
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All this means is Biden and the DNC had a liitle conversation with the FBI and were guaranteed Clinton will not be prosecuted. The fix is in.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:27 | 6694887 Mike Masr
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Clintons don't let rules or laws cramp their style!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:52 | 6695284 Berspankme
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+1. My thought exactly

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:28 | 6694894 Herdee
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It'll be the same old bullshit when he's out.Sucking tens of thousands of bucks out of all the mooches for speaking engagements,then the big book promotion and the consulting job to a big bank or hedge fund.Another insider added to the dung heep.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 13:37 | 6694942 I Write Code
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Who is this Biden cat anyway?

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:20 | 6695127 Son of Captain Nemo
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Joe!!!

Now help us again?...

Why do you keep talking to that guy in the mirror in the third person?!!!!...

P.S.

Folks. Speaking mostly to the girlz and boyz in uniform who are being dragged into starting WWIII... Ladies you lead this time on the dance floor... Might as well given the results of the last 14 years the enemy might just mistake Americans in uniform for human but I'm sure the Russians, Chinese and Iranians won't be fooled

Yeah I'm laughin my ass off to... Cause I can't wait till you try what you did in Iraq, Afghanistan and Ukraine on them!!!

This is what you get when you don't care about who you send to Washington to protect and defend what G.W. called just a "God damned piece of paper"!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:23 | 6695133 pupdog1
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Ankle-grabbing Lindsay is running??

I did not know that.

Oh, fuck.

He'll be dropping nukes on hospitals in Fiji by the end of his first week.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:57 | 6695309 Mike Masr
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His gerbils are suffocating without air.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:51 | 6695274 Berspankme
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I love how this corrupt imbecilic asshole thinks he has something to offer.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:03 | 6695336 Not if_ But When
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Oh fuck!!  -  Say hello to president Cunt Clinton.  But this Dem will NEVER EVER vote for that disingenous Wall Street-serving piece of filth under any circumstances.  Is it Deez Nutz or Deez Nuts?  (or else I'll write-in For Bernie Sanders and join the rest of the posters here pissing on Hillary's face)

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:24 | 6695444 BigRedRider
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Joltin' Joe Biden not running for prez? ALLE-LU-YA!! Let's all sing a hymn.

Hymn, Hymn,
Fuck him
Amen.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:44 | 6695529 thebigunit
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Biden is a deeply flawed candidate:

  • gaffe prone
  • plagiarist
  • a lifelong gubmint drone
  • two time loser in runs for President
  • dumb

It's just not gonna happen for him.

Obungle has something else up his sleeve.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:57 | 6695593 bid the soldier...
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Beyond his deep flaws, Biden never wanted the nomination in the first place and his interest it was ginned up by his Party when it saw how poorly Hillary was doing.

The DNC has been polling for several months now and today you can say that Biden was "saved by the poll".

If Bernie keeps up the momentum of his candidacy and Hillary can't find one reason to be president, you will slowly see the DNC's attitude to Bernie improve. 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:47 | 6695547 bid the soldier...
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I hate it when the ZH commenters pretend that they were 'born yesterday.'

Everybody knows that the DNC has spent upwards 0f $70 million dollars polling

Bernie v. Hillary

Bernie v. Biden

Hillary v. Biden

Hillary v. Trump

Biden v. Trump

Bernie v Trump

 

What conclusions can we draw?  Hillary does better against Bernie and Trump then Biden, so Biden is out. 

The three-way polling began when Biden expressed an 'interest' in running (only because the DNC told him to be 'interested', as Hillary was bombing against Bernie, even with all her Black and feminist support.

It's still early in the nomination game, but her path to the nomination is on a road cratered with potholes. If she can not improve her numbers against Bernie and Trump soon, The DNC will be forced to consider Bernie the best candidate for November 2016.

At this very moment the RNC is polling to see how much more than the 32% Trump just received in the latest poll, he can ever expect to receive in the general election.

 

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:51 | 6695567 thebigunit
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I didn't know this.

Everybody knows that the DNC has spent upwards 0f $70 million dollars polling

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 15:59 | 6695599 bid the soldier...
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I guess my sources are better than yours   :o)

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 18:30 | 6696237 bid the soldier...
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bigunit

i did not mean to mislead you.  in my lexicon, $70 million represents a larger than usual number at this stage of the game.

neither the RNC or the DNC would ever make public how much they spend on polling and/or the RESULTS OF THEIR  POLLING, especially if it's worse than what the national pollsters find.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:17 | 6695686 no1wonder
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Maybe he will run as a candidate for the presidency of Ukraine instead.

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 16:36 | 6695747 Son of Captain Nemo
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Maybe he will run as a candidate for the presidency of Ukraine instead.

Maybe they will have a confidence vote to oust the current dictator in charge Porkoshenko and Biden will be the new leader just as "Trident Juncture" comes to fruition?  Can't wait for Obama to present the American people with the latest  "Wanted Dead or Alive" posters this go around?... But something tells me the lads and lasses in uniform will get one hell of a tummy ache when they understand what is expected of them this time!...

As I recall didn't "Vigilant Guardia"n keep our Air Force and Navy on the ground during "9/11"? Only by mistake of course!.. Thank goodness FEMA was on the ground the day before!! .... Perhaps FEMA will be assisting in international operation(s) in Eastern Europe this time around unnanounced!!!

"Mistakes" always seem to happen for the U.S. government during these big dress rehearsals.  We can only hope that the U.S. Navy and Air Force don't do something too foolish inside Eastern Europe as those "exercises" finish up!!!!!!

Wed, 10/21/2015 - 17:09 | 6695901 IronForge
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Could it be that his son Hunter may be a source of contention?

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