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Nasdaq Futures Soar After Microsoft, Google, Amazon And AT&T All Beat, Surge

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The "old economy" may be on the verge, if not already in a recession, but the "virtual/advertising economy", especially the one connecting the smart phone in your hand to some cloud, is thriving, and as a result Nasdaq is soaring after hours.

 

After AMZN, MSFT, AT&T, and GOOG all beat:

The details courtesy of Bloomberg:

Amazon

  • *AMAZON SHARES RISE MORE THAN 8% IN POST-MARKET TRADING
  • *AMAZON.COM 3Q EPS 17C, EST. LOSS 13C
  • *AMAZON.COM 3Q SALES $25.4B , EST. $24.9B               :AMZN US

And here is something remarkable: AMZN had a higher profit on its AWS cloud service ($521MM at a 25% margin) than its entire domestic and international legacy business ($472MM or a 2.0% margin)

Microsoft

  • *MICROSOFT CORP 1Q ADJ. EPS 67C, EST. 59C
  • *MICROSOFT CORP 1Q ADJ. REV. $21.7B, EST. $21.0B
  • *MICROSOFT CORP SHARES RISE MORE THAN 5% IN POST-MARKET TRADING

 

AT&T

  • *AT&T 3Q ADJ. EPS 74C, EST. 69C
  • *AT&T ADJUSTED EPS GUIDANCE INCREASED TO $2.68 TO $2.74 RANGE
  • *AT&T 3Q ADJ. EBITDA $13.0B, EST. $12.4B
  • AT&T sees 2015 adj. EPS $2.68-$2.74; saw $2.62-$2.68 (Sept. 29); est. $2.64.

Google

  • *ALPHABET 3Q ADJ. EPS $7.35, EST. $7.20
  • *ALPHABET 3Q REV. EX-TAC $15.1B, EST. $15.0B
  • 3Q cost per click (CPC) down 11% y/y vs est. down 7.5% (3 ests.)
  • 3Q paid clicks up 23% y/y vs est. up ~19%
  • 3Q Total ad rev. up 13% y/y, websites rev. up 16% y/y
  • *GOOGLE SHARES RISE MORE THAN 9% IN POST-MARKET TRADING

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October rate hike odds still at 6%.

 

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Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:20 | 6699877 NoIdea
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Economy is strong = Rate hike?

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:34 | 6699962 Funny Money
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ZH prognosticators got it wrong again? Who could have seen that coming?

 

Lmfao!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:51 | 6700045 Bay of Pigs
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I guess you missed the IBM, CAT, McDonalds and Walmart numbers? You're right though, what the fuck do they mean?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:02 | 6700085 Osmium
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To the "Markets", they mean NOTHING!  MCD up 8%

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:28 | 6700196 lexluthor19
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Right on 3 out of 4, McDonalds is turning things around, breakfast all day=winning 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:46 | 6700291 MD
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It means IBM, WMT, MCD are in decline, and AMZN and GOOG are on the rise.  Are you in IT?  IBM sells bloated, overpriced, impossible to use software.  AMZN is changing the game.  

I don't disagree that AMZN is overvalued, but as a business, I think AWS is going to be the leader for several more years.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:48 | 6700307 Sokhmate
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+1, strictly for "IBM sells bloated, overpriced, impossible to use software"

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:44 | 6700531 Handful of Dust
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This must be "liftoff." All that money "sitting on the sidelines" ... and stuff.

 

Weatherford reveals more job cuts, misses on revenue

 

http://www.bizjournals.com/houston/morning_call/2015/10/weatherford-reve...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:51 | 6700316 SILVERGEDDON
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Not to worry, October 28th isn't for another six days of happiness and bliss. What could possibly go wrong ?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:59 | 6700588 JRobby
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A listing of criminal organizations. Oh, they made money? (laugh track deafening)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:36 | 6699968 aint no fortuna...
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All proud and sustaining members of the Deep State... spying on American citizens is big business.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:52 | 6700047 DavidC
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Results tell one how a company has DONE, not how it is GOING to do.

DavidC

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:09 | 6700109 Hype Alert
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The Economy has nothing to do with it. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6699894 monopoly
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I am just so glad I do not short these broken markets. Man, that has to hurt.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:27 | 6699922 taopraxis
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I was up over 1% yesterday, down just under 2% during the day session, today. Ten minutes later, I was down another 1% or so. Not fun but not bullish, either. That said, I'm not getting in any deeper tomorrow. I'll now wait for Monday...meanwhile doing nothing aways relaxes me.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:00 | 6700591 JRobby
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Ok thanks. Have a cocktail.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:28 | 6699925 DavidC
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Yes, it does.

Crap NFPs in October and NASDAQ now within 140 points of it's all time high.

DavidC

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:40 | 6699988 Sudden Debt
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I just visited a friend who started shorting 2 weeks ago.

I warned him so many times but he had to write calls... he's been losing 6k per day since he wrote them and he's so deep in the hole he can't get out.

He doesn't even know how much he's losing per day, all he sees is the daily text messages from his account, he can bare to watch it.

I told him to cover but suddenly he told me that he was thinking to use a factoring account to go long and make it all up when the markets go even higher.

Funny thing is, I told myself that when I would ever hear that, that I would go short 1 week later. I'm not going to do that because I expect a serious squeeze next week and depending on the force, I'll stay long or short.

But how many retail investors are now way over their head in trouble?

I've never seen so many people who all went back in the market to short it.

Everybody did it. And that's the main reason the market simply can't crash. To many shorts.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:49 | 6700038 taopraxis
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"And that's the main reason the market simply can't crash."

Thanks for that...I was feeling a bit blue after being trampled by the tech stampede but your comment made me feel better.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:59 | 6700077 yogibear
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Wall Street's darling momo.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:01 | 6700599 JRobby
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Im glad he is enjoying himself. I hope he lives through Christmas.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:25 | 6699910 buzzsaw99
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amzn, i constantly marvel at that bloated pos

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:44 | 6700014 Sudden Debt
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With a 0,2% profit margin and a labor force working in slave like conditions.

The fact such companies are allowed to operate in the west shows how degraded we've become as a society.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:31 | 6699916 ZoroAustrian
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Ridiculous and ridiculouser.  How much more money can advertising and middle-manning really bring in?

You'd think PEs ranging from 30s to the triple digits (on adjusted earnings) already reflect growth of 20% or less?

But we all know that these stocks are just FED-sanctioned gambiling scrips for the chosen ones to play with.

The credibility gap widens further - wider than we ever imagined it could stretch ...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:48 | 6700029 Sudden Debt
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A Lot of companies are seeing a drop in sales and everybody is hiring digital managers, social media managers... you name it.

 

They're all dropping their current marketing plans and going that way.

Plain stupid and 99% don't have a clue how it actually work.

They think that if they put a young kid in charge of their online marketing that it will all go okay but as I see it, they're digging a serious hole for themselves.

So expect a serious rise of those profits yet to come but it's a sign of dropping sales.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:46 | 6700537 Handful of Dust
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So you think there's a future in social media stuff?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:04 | 6700615 JRobby
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Sounds like fun.

Maybe those kids can negotiate the early terms on all those leases they have everywhere?

If you want to talk to an android, the AT&T store is worth visiting. Quick, before they are all gone and the androids are changing your oil at Jiffy Laugh.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:26 | 6699918 jubber
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so no excuse not to raise rates now?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:26 | 6699919 thismarketisrigged
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u know what, just sit back and laugh.

 

these stawks have been run up non stop every fucking day, but of course nothing was priced in.

 

if it makes u guys feel better ( bc it makes me feel a bit better) even if those companies missed expectations, they would be up dramatically anyways.

 

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AWESOME.

 

also it didnt hurt goog that they bought back 5 billion in stawk!

 

FUNDERRRMENTELSSS!!!!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:27 | 6699920 Squid Viscous
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ho lee fuk, another week of worthless AMZN puts - got to get back on the glue sniffing i guess

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:28 | 6699923 RawPawg
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at this rate,i'm gonna have to sell all my prepper items.

didn't see this one coming...what was i thinking????

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:32 | 6699942 TalkToLind
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67 million Windows 10 installations in 2015 = BULLISH!

By the way, what does 67 million x $0.00 equal?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:12 | 6700124 Hype Alert
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Exactly.  You have to wonder what accounting magic they are using.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:36 | 6700508 Squid Viscous
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ask Valeant CFO for a proper multiple?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:06 | 6700625 JRobby
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Windows 10 be a shit show like the rest of their OS crap

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:25 | 6700716 GooseShtepping Moron
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Windows 10 is packed to the gills with spyware. You get the free install and they get to sell your browsing data. That's how the real money is made.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:33 | 6699952 Racer
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No doubt they managed 'expectations' so it was a complete walk over to 'beat' them!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:36 | 6699971 Mark Mywords
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Well, you didn't expect anything different. Did you? DID YOU?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:36 | 6699972 wisebastard
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oh yeah that one minute chart is pretty fucking powerful man..........I bet warren buffet could take one glance and put 90% of everything he owns on it

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:37 | 6699975 pedro314
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1999...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:39 | 6699985 thismarketisrigged
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anyone notice that facefuck is also up like 2 plus dollars after hours?

 

what a fucked up world

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:36 | 6700503 TheRideNeverEnds
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Meh, the fact that it went up about ten percent today will look like nothing on the daily chart after they report earnings in a few days and the stock doubles in milliseconds.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:46 | 6699998 wisebastard
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i heard from a long time buddy of mine on wall st that Jim Cramer can invest off 1min charts................He looks for a U pattern made out of 6 candlesticks................see F is the 6th letter in the alphabet so you add the F and U and you get the Jim Cramer FU pattern........................it works 72% of the time historacly over the last 30 years

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:44 | 6700016 TalkToLind
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Do y'all bitchez plan to churn the free Amazon Prime membership this Christmas season?  :)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:49 | 6700018 Seasmoke
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We should all try and remember this week of manipulation and fraud , when we look back in a few years reminiscing about the collapse and that 2 week period where for no reason at all Everything was Awesome ...... we shouldn't let anyone in the future ever forget what we are witnessing right now !!!!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:15 | 6700409 teutonicate
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Right on Seasmoke.  Never forget.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:16 | 6700677 negative rates
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Never forget the consequences of Providence bitches!!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:45 | 6700020 tictawk
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This appears to be an UPCRASH in October and the market looks like it wants to blowoff to new highs.  The only way this insanity stops is for the Fed to raise rates.  Zero cost of money and huge leverage by investment bankers gives them incredible control. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:53 | 6700050 Ronaldo
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Just keep on raking in the cash.  This is the time for the Dow to push through 18k

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:58 | 6700068 RawPawg
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"Things happen here about, they don't tell about. I see things. You see, they say that it's just an old man talking. You laugh at an old man, it's them that laughs and knows better."~Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1973 version..the original)

 

just a note to my fellow ZH Bro's(and sistahs)...Hang In There...we know it's coming 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:00 | 6700080 Fiat Burner
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Jesus fucking christ...when will this shit shit show end?  I hope this is the bull trap of the century.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:08 | 6700100 Grandad Grumps
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Adjusted? What is this "adjusted"?

I fondly remembered the days when companies told the truth about their earnings and their was no need for *adj.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:20 | 6700140 teutonicate
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ZH, you make a very astute observation in this article:

"And here is something remarkable: AMZN had a higher profit on its AWS cloud service ($521MM at a 25% margin) than its entire domestic and international legacy business ($472MM or a 2.0% margin)"

However, you give it all back when you make the following assertion:

“but the "virtual economy", especially the one connecting the smart phone in your hand to some cloud, is thriving”

Guy's obviously we need to give the short term bullish day traders their due on this one, but think about the above statements carefully.

Amazon has spent years trying to build a profitable legacy retail business (which is what sets Amazon apart from its competitors), and yet cloud services earned more money for them.  What kind of differentiation do you think there is in the cloud services business (translate - low barrier to entry and very easy to commoditize).   Any dinosaur tech company (Dell, IBM, HP, AT&T) can offer cloud services.  It is mature MIPS-based technology that has all the aspects of a race to the bottom on margins.

The fact that Amazon had very weak profitability results in its main line business, the so-called “Wal-Mart-killer”, is not a strong endorsement for the company – or the “virtual economy”.

Translation.  Sometimes bear markets are generous, and let the shorts have another chance to get in.

Not saying Amazon per se is a screaming short, by the Nasdaq 100 is looking pretty pricey up here.

I would give that some serious thought at these price levels and with this economy.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:39 | 6700230 thepigman
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Amazon % costs for fulfilling orders are outstripping their sales growth.  They're idiots. They cut into their profit margin with every sale:-)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:18 | 6700155 kaa1016
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I was expecting the market to hit a wall at S&P 2040 without a catalyst to break through resistance. We got that catalyst and his name was Mario, and then we got MSFT, GOOGL, and AMZN after hours. Looks like we are going right back to 2100 S&P. When the price action invalidates your thesis, change your mind quickly or lose money. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:18 | 6700158 K_BX
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Damn it guys - easy money, just btfd and then btfath. You could be trillionaires by now...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:19 | 6700160 jubber
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Amazon results a total scam https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230820

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:09 | 6700383 buzzsaw99
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thanks. i enjoy reading kd when he gets in that mode.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:33 | 6700224 jcdenton
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Please understand, and have some comfort that everything we see here is smoke and mirrors. This is all fantasy. It may as well be fantasy football trades. The esteem Jim Sinclair calls it all - PSYOPs. His sources have not been wrong to date. His sources are people that truly know what is going on. Pay attention to what he says about what he was told about the price of gold in '80. He stands by his $50,000 / oz. on gold bullion. This is all going to come down on those that think they can ride out and party to a category 5 hurricane bearing down on them ..

It is not going to be pretty ..

https://youtu.be/u7tTdO6oxUA

 

https://app.box.com/s/hfgvcqg7gqh7i27at6sv53ywu87lwarp (Read Me First)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:39 | 6700252 Seal
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1999 all over again

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 17:51 | 6700310 El Hosel
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Fraud are us... Laughing stock, open "the Market" up 10% in the morning and really drive home the message.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:55 | 6700565 venturen
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so the market goes up on bad news and goes up on good news? hmmm?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 18:55 | 6700568 adr
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So does Amazon have a trackable P/E now?

The company is now way bigger than Walmart in market cap with a small fraction of the total sales, no real growth, almost zero in the way of assets.

Sure makes perfect sense.

I wouldn't care if it weren't for the league of sociopaths getting richer the higher it goes.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 20:01 | 6700859 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Sociopaths and psychopaths only know how to destroy. This is their great and unavoidable conundrum. They will destroy all the wealth they have accumulated because they have no "off" switch. They will kepp taking and taking and manipulating and manipulating untill the susyem explodes and takes all their fantasy gains with it,

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:56 | 6700827 highwaytoserfdom
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Watch  the game on  CAT  SEC system.... crony capital paid off with ZIRP   http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/03423eac-4085-11e5-b98b-87c7270955cf.html#axzz...

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/13/business/dealbook/sungard-sale-has-a-b...

 

The SEC  CAT  system is a being limited to 6 bidders  and the cloud model is a huge issue with killing the US economy.  More importantly the security issue and compliance are really misappropriation of CapX  bastardization  to monopolistic government control...  

It seems this cloud is a very very bad idea....  LOOK AT HONG KONG AND MESH NETWORKS...   not buying any of these services...  unless hosted in iceland  or other favorable country..  NSA switch on thought control seems to be doing AOK  on rigged earnings.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 23:23 | 6701480 kaboomnomic
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America great again?? US....?? FUCK YEAHHH...

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