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WTF Chart Of The Day - Italian 2Y Bond Yields Collapse Below Zero For First Time Ever

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Presented with little comment aside to say... WTF!!!

Italy 2Y yields are -10bps to -0.6bps...

 

Some context for that...

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:04 | 6698760 Stackers
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Everyone seems to have heard Draghi say the word QE this morning and nothing else.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:08 | 6698777 Deathrips
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Things can get real stupid when the people trade their lives for things made out the mouths of liars manifested through printers and digital blips...on the other hand..what difference does it make?

 

RIPS

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:14 | 6698820 LowerSlowerDela...
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You know that things are good when interest on your money is NEGATIVE...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:24 | 6698832 Manthong
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Especially for holding that fine Italian debt.

kind'a like a fine vintage Lambrusco

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:34 | 6698904 Sudden Debt
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Banks need collateral. At any price.

And there's simply not enough to cover demand.

It also show that credit is still getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:39 | 6698938 Spitzer
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Wop debt better then Seppo debt.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:07 | 6698778 Deathrips
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Dupe.

 

Fuck You Bernanke!!

 

RIPS

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:21 | 6699125 Billy Shears
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I'll drink to that!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:07 | 6698785 slaughterer
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Europe is contained.  Mission accomplished. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:20 | 6699122 Billy Shears
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Yes, but does anything else matter at this point?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:34 | 6699185 SILVERGEDDON
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Nirpitalia - either a new Ferrari, or the new currency.

Give the bank 100 lire, get 50 back in exchange.

Have a nice day. Coming soon to a fractional reserve banking currency in your neighborhood. 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:05 | 6698764 Dr. Engali
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This is a level of stupidity that I haven't seen for a long time.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:06 | 6698772 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yeah, magic like this is a special event...so far......

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:32 | 6698898 Ghost of PartysOver
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Many more levels to go my friend.  Many more levels.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:35 | 6698917 Sudden Debt
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Maybe Italy got it's house in order, rebuild a entire industrial base, got it's deficits in order, got it's debt down, unemployment down....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It could also be the wine :)

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:00 | 6699040 janus
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clearly, it's the ferarri IPO.

seriously, though, is Tyler sure this is the italian 2 year?  WTF indeed.

seems like yesterday we were watching the italian 5 year approach 7% (2011)...and now, well, again...WTF???

janus

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:07 | 6698787 Temporalist
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You must pay us to let us borrow from you!  You must! 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:10 | 6698800 xrxs
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Seems solid.  Negative interest backed by the full faith and credit of the Italian government.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:10 | 6698803 scubapro
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ok, how does a regular person short this.   i gladly pay the neg yield while borrowing and selling the bond....last time germany went negative for a while, it got slapped back up after comments from gross et al

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:12 | 6698806 atomicwasted
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LOAD ME UP PAISAN!  

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:12 | 6698808 Glass Seagull
Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:21 | 6698831 Bunga Bunga
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Draghi is buying with both hands.

Italy bad debt / bln Euro: http://www.querschuesse.de/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/D1009.png

 

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:20 | 6698850 JerrySpringer B...
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Soo many holes in the boat...only thing keeping it propped up is the propaganda perception in the msm..but at some point...

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:46 | 6698946 Quinvarius
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Clearly, they already unleashed QE.  It is too big to even talk about.  Anything a banker needs a higher price on, is getting a higher price.  The idea that a non-central bank is so worried about saftey of its capital, that it puts it capital in negative yield bonds for an investment, is absurd.  They would stay in cash if they were worried,  This is central banks and people who know central banks front running them.  Nothing new here at all.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:42 | 6698948 humanstakeaction
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SHORT NOW!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:43 | 6698953 Government need...
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There's gonna come a day where the price of every asset class drops an average of 30%.  What a day that is gonna be.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:45 | 6698965 Pareto
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This is getting fucking goofy!!

 

If Italian 2 year are negative, (I heard German bunds went neagtive as well), then the only one buying is the CB which would, I presume allow the Italians (and Germans) to issue new debt at zero cost.  Do I have this right?

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 12:57 | 6699026 Raoul_Luke
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Well, it's obviously warrented, or it wouldn't be happening.

Hahahahahahaha!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:04 | 6699055 grumpyoldgit
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So the Italians are being paid to borrow money?  What could possibly go wrong.....

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:23 | 6699135 Snoopy the Economist
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Negative rates IS QE!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:26 | 6699149 silentboom
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Mama Mia!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:30 | 6699163 madcows
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A back door bailout for the PIIGS?  At -0.002 they'll have it paid off in about 500 years.  Problem SOLVED!

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 13:35 | 6699186 Give up. Realit...
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Okay.

I don't get it.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 14:20 | 6699338 Jim in MN
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They're just testing their new video game to see if it works.

Thu, 10/22/2015 - 19:28 | 6700730 TheAntiProgressive
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Is it conceivable we will pay premiums to purchase Italian bonds that have zero hope of being paid back if things get dicey?  WTF is the world spinning into, absolute absurdity?

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