My newest addition to the fleet is a 1995 Lincoln Town Car that is a survivor from "cash for clunkers". Somehow, some way, this car did not get crushed. I had to rescue that car last Saturday just to say "FUCK YOU BERNANKE AND OBAMA". I am not a Ford guy but that car is fucking cool. You just don't see many of them anymore of that vintage because they never made many of them to begin with because that was a luxury car in it's day.
Oh boy, was Mrs. M was pissed when I bought it and she was standing right there telling me NO. Shush woman. She is Russian and I told her that she has never driven a car like that before. Once she drove the car she loved it and so did her female friends. Woman told me last night, "I have to admit that I have fallen in love with that car." Who coulda knode? She thought I was idiot at first but she is driving it right now and they took the two kids and two of their Korean friends to some Halloween event. People just stare at that car and especially older people driving Chevy Cobalts and such other junk. Well?
No one knows what to say. I know exactly what to say to those who stare: You fucking idiots trashed your old cars for a few dollars and now you want them back because you are driving a beer can that is a piece of shit. Well, those morons should have thought about that before ruining all of the old cars for a few .gov $. I am talking about all the way back to the late 60s model cars. Assholes.
Well, that old full frame car is on the road again and it is not perfect but it is very functional. That 4.6 V8 does not get that bad of gas mileage...better than my truck. Who cares because that is not the point. The point is this: Some idiot a newer Toyota Corolla on I-94 was drifting across lanes at 75 MPH and I positioned myself to pass and I was near to his rear quarter when he decided to not pay attention and drift three feet over the centerline. I moved over but that was as far as I was going to go because I was not going to crash on that asshole's account. I do not want to hurt anyone but the guy was pretty close to finding the hard way that you do not fuck with a rolling Lincoln Town Car. You will not move me with nothing for weight in your rear end and especially on your rear quarters and axle. I could have spun him out but that would not be right because that could have killed some people and I have seen enough of that. Pay attention when you are driving folks.
I know that there at least a few rednecks here. We like to get old things running whether old car or tractors or chainsaws or what have you. We are good at it. People always look us funny like we should just go buy new shit all of time. FUCK NO. There is always some way to fix something to make it work longer than intended and a lot of us rely on that fact and our tools. We have no other choice.
This was the last vestige of the old-school Detroit rolling iron. As I recall, this car had 'opera lights'. Do they still work?
Best park on dirt, though (these old Fords like to mark their spot).
Driving a fracking 1995 Lincoln RWD was like sitting on your living room couch as the world passes by outside. Same drivetrain was used in the Crown Vickies (including police/taxi packages, which were cammed and programmed and had more stout differentials and brakes and 'certified speedometers'). Lincoln's electrical/electronic 'accessory' shit fucked this particular car up, though. The 8.8" diff had issues with axle bearings and shearing the inner ends of the axles, sometimes; and the transmissions... FOMOCO had issues across ALL LINES beginning in the 1994 M.Y..
The Second Law of Thermodynamics applies in ALL things, especially including cars that are 20 years old.
Just got done doing some work on a 1995 Honda Accord with 271K on the odometer. Replaced the timing belt (it was ORIGINAL, and minutes from breaking); as well as other work. Stuff was built WAY BETTER 20 years ago, it seems.
My neck is red, and my fingernails are black underneath. Washing dishes by hand, though, cleans them up nicely (but the hot horny chicks really like my red neck, and head, and shaft...).
Don't spin out any Toyotas (you might break a headlight).
Yeah, good call on the timing belt. Most all engines are interference type engines and if that belt snaps you are looking at valve stem and piston damage. I have a car down now that happened to. Fucked with it and that is a new engine as I see it. (Used engine). The reality is this: You can never have too many cars and trucks running. I have one nice truck and one nice car but I have other vehicles that might need a little wrenching on. I have four operational cars/truck and four operational motorcycles right now.
Alright, Montgomery Scott. I accept. I apologize for my past vagrances as well. We are not New York City boys. Woman now likes this one and I can't blame her.
That is more cash than I want to lay down for ANOTHER CAR but that is a very cool car for a woman. Damn, that is a sweet car though. I already own five cars now and that is more than enough.
Of course. Does anyone make a converter from MP3 to 8-track. No? Oh well.;-) It burns gasoline like you would not believe but it's cool. Those cars were art in motion.
I have to go to the parts store now to keep all of this shit running.;-) It is close to time to pull the batteries out of the motorcycles. Winter is coming.
I recall a halloween or two ago you did cut out masks of Hank Paulson and Bernank. It was hilarious and I went to a party wearing one that evening! The Bernank with the mask on might be a nice addition.
For those of you who are of the younger generation and may not know, the "Kool-Aid" reference is regarding the Jonestown massacre. It is a fascinating Wiki to read. I have actually seen the "Death tape" and have read about it elsewhere. While Banzai may be using the term "Kool-Aid' in a more colloquial fashion, the origin of the phrase, "drinking the Kool-aid" begins in Jonestown.
it is also possible that the term originated in langley...in that jimmy jones was an asset.
quick dossier:
jim jones was an odd character possessed of modest charisma and a heavy dose of sexual deviance from corn-pone, indiana. after learning the tricks of the trade, he took his evangelizing show on the road to san francisco where he began advancing the dogmas of 'liberation theology' long before pastor white finished the job in chicago. jimmy focused his 'mission' on poor and credulous 'coloreds' in and around the bay area, utilizing the naive and bright-eyed white idealists who'd begun flocking to the 'city of love' in the wake of flower-power's entree to monitor and foster the mind-fuck of his cult's doctrines.
jimmy was quite cozy with local politicians (including none other than harvey milk...which shouldn't come as a surprise, in that jimmy was no stranger to the gay bath houses and porn theaters -- and made a regular habit of sodomizing his male converts to, of course, sanctify them), at one point hosting roselyn carter at one of his rallies.
convincing his flock that there was no place for the poor, put-upon negro in evil white america, this champion of race relations raptured his believers to the safety of guyanna's jungles, wherein the 'liberated' denizens of jonestown were finally free to experience the most obscene case of CIA beta-testing on american citizens to date. dikensian, orwellian, kafkaesque...none of these terms even approach what those unhappy souls had to endure, enveloped in an acrid haze of humidity and mosquitos.
testing the limits of indoctrination, mass-brain-washing and fealty to faith, langley sought to determine if human beings, in the most acute of circumstances, could be compelled to off themselves en masse...the results did not satisfy their expectations. shortly after congressman leo ryan (i think that was his name) landed in jonestown offering protection and escape to any who wanted it, this brave congress-critter and some of his entourage were ambushed by jimmy's security and shot. no doubt congressman ryan was warned to stay away from langley's incubator, but that was back when congressmen didn't understand that deep-state was in full effect. and so, after ryan's interference, the clock was ticking...time to 'execute' the plan -- it was now or never. the sermon was delivered, the invocation of heaven presented, the kool aid mixed and cupped...but, in stead of drinking the kool aid, most started to panic and resist...langlely don't take kindly to resistance (note to congressman ryan), and so they were all summarily executed.
what you hear in that last tape is jimmy expecting to be salvaged by his handlers...but he was such a mess of demerol, barbituates and cocaine -- and now, with those hundreds of dead bodies, something of a liability -- that they just decided to execute him, too.
and that's the only upside to all this. jim jones is dead -- and thank God for that.
only a jew could say this ..".0 interest rates do NOT hurt savers".. a quote from "Ben Bernanke " on why his policy did not hurt our old folks living in retirement.. (see yahoo finance for full bs article)
Great perspective Janus. The Jonestown event has much more to it than meets the eye from the Wiki. I am suspicious of who was providing Jones the cyanide for example. Where did the money come from? The guns and ammo? You have to note how bought off the government(British at the time) of Guyana was as well. Then they managed to murder a U.S. CONgressman on top of it all? To what end?
And we are forced to drink Federal Reserve Kool-Aid.
I thought that particular costume only came with the Larry Summers mask?... They certainly both work either one.
I think that outfit is in the top 10 although this year #1 for the perfect ghoul goes to the "Victoria Nuland" mask with the "sack of cookies"!... She goes door to door bringing "gifts" with a sheet of paper embossed with the IMF logo on the letterhead telling you how much that "cookie" will cost you as an amortizied loan...
Still think the Bandar "Bush" costume with the bullet in his forehad it still the time honored crowd pleaser since 2013!!!!
Revealing Roger Stone- Jim Fetzer Interview on Bush-Clinton Crime Families:
http://winteractionables.com/?p=26479
I thought it was something worse than his own kool aid he was drinking
Gawd, Bill, there are some things you can't unsee.
Please post a warning next time so I can keep one eye closed.
Thanks,
LC
Thief
Edit: and a trickster, a trait from his tribe
OK.....where are the silver and gold girls?
Gypped.....again.
I have a thousand years on Ireland. Do not not complain to me about anythng. We all did it, asshole.
I get that one of things you are expected to do as an artist is to disturb are senses. But you really did not have to go and do that.
In the forum, you judge yourself." - Werner Erhardt
Ever had an artist inspire you to THINK, or have an original idea?
If not, you've never been in the presence of an artist. You need more art. Boy.
If I could drop Gran Torino by Clint Eastwood on you, I would.
Clint Eastwood is America. Tucco...
You look at me long enough, you're going to see Mulroney O'Heyne.
I am the best. Reading my resume is not riding the path.
Buy the ticket, take the ride, Or get the fuck off my planet, while you consumers can.
FU Elon; Gates; Gore. Collectivelely you destroyed my charitity; now I have to murder you assholes to save the middle class.
Done.
Look at yourselves in context. I can embarass you more.
Piss off, assholes. You got war. My head against yours. I'm sure you find it stimulating; its my childrens's lives.
I am Ar Rui, bait faggots. The right king. Obama is not Irish.
Now it comes.
I take it Moochie's slaves hate me.
Good. Wake up, dummies.
OH YEAH
Billy, Chair Satan needs a [blow hole].
Jack-O- HP laser jet, funny money toss the " lawn dart" Bernanke needs a blow hole.
Not drinking that koolaid.
Hell is for pussies.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21wucy_the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-1...
My newest addition to the fleet is a 1995 Lincoln Town Car that is a survivor from "cash for clunkers". Somehow, some way, this car did not get crushed. I had to rescue that car last Saturday just to say "FUCK YOU BERNANKE AND OBAMA". I am not a Ford guy but that car is fucking cool. You just don't see many of them anymore of that vintage because they never made many of them to begin with because that was a luxury car in it's day.
Oh boy, was Mrs. M was pissed when I bought it and she was standing right there telling me NO. Shush woman. She is Russian and I told her that she has never driven a car like that before. Once she drove the car she loved it and so did her female friends. Woman told me last night, "I have to admit that I have fallen in love with that car." Who coulda knode? She thought I was idiot at first but she is driving it right now and they took the two kids and two of their Korean friends to some Halloween event. People just stare at that car and especially older people driving Chevy Cobalts and such other junk. Well?
No one knows what to say. I know exactly what to say to those who stare: You fucking idiots trashed your old cars for a few dollars and now you want them back because you are driving a beer can that is a piece of shit. Well, those morons should have thought about that before ruining all of the old cars for a few .gov $. I am talking about all the way back to the late 60s model cars. Assholes.
Well, that old full frame car is on the road again and it is not perfect but it is very functional. That 4.6 V8 does not get that bad of gas mileage...better than my truck. Who cares because that is not the point. The point is this: Some idiot a newer Toyota Corolla on I-94 was drifting across lanes at 75 MPH and I positioned myself to pass and I was near to his rear quarter when he decided to not pay attention and drift three feet over the centerline. I moved over but that was as far as I was going to go because I was not going to crash on that asshole's account. I do not want to hurt anyone but the guy was pretty close to finding the hard way that you do not fuck with a rolling Lincoln Town Car. You will not move me with nothing for weight in your rear end and especially on your rear quarters and axle. I could have spun him out but that would not be right because that could have killed some people and I have seen enough of that. Pay attention when you are driving folks.
I know that there at least a few rednecks here. We like to get old things running whether old car or tractors or chainsaws or what have you. We are good at it. People always look us funny like we should just go buy new shit all of time. FUCK NO. There is always some way to fix something to make it work longer than intended and a lot of us rely on that fact and our tools. We have no other choice.
This was the last vestige of the old-school Detroit rolling iron. As I recall, this car had 'opera lights'. Do they still work?
Best park on dirt, though (these old Fords like to mark their spot).
Driving a fracking 1995 Lincoln RWD was like sitting on your living room couch as the world passes by outside. Same drivetrain was used in the Crown Vickies (including police/taxi packages, which were cammed and programmed and had more stout differentials and brakes and 'certified speedometers'). Lincoln's electrical/electronic 'accessory' shit fucked this particular car up, though. The 8.8" diff had issues with axle bearings and shearing the inner ends of the axles, sometimes; and the transmissions... FOMOCO had issues across ALL LINES beginning in the 1994 M.Y..
The Second Law of Thermodynamics applies in ALL things, especially including cars that are 20 years old.
Just got done doing some work on a 1995 Honda Accord with 271K on the odometer. Replaced the timing belt (it was ORIGINAL, and minutes from breaking); as well as other work. Stuff was built WAY BETTER 20 years ago, it seems.
My neck is red, and my fingernails are black underneath. Washing dishes by hand, though, cleans them up nicely (but the hot horny chicks really like my red neck, and head, and shaft...).
Don't spin out any Toyotas (you might break a headlight).
Yeah, good call on the timing belt. Most all engines are interference type engines and if that belt snaps you are looking at valve stem and piston damage. I have a car down now that happened to. Fucked with it and that is a new engine as I see it. (Used engine). The reality is this: You can never have too many cars and trucks running. I have one nice truck and one nice car but I have other vehicles that might need a little wrenching on. I have four operational cars/truck and four operational motorcycles right now.
Alright, Montgomery Scott. I accept. I apologize for my past vagrances as well. We are not New York City boys. Woman now likes this one and I can't blame her.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/cto/5235908897.html
That is more cash than I want to lay down for ANOTHER CAR but that is a very cool car for a woman. Damn, that is a sweet car though. I already own five cars now and that is more than enough.
Looks like an 8-track tape player on that baby?
Of course. Does anyone make a converter from MP3 to 8-track. No? Oh well.;-) It burns gasoline like you would not believe but it's cool. Those cars were art in motion.
This one is for you Chunga..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56duVYLsd4Q
I have to go to the parts store now to keep all of this shit running.;-) It is close to time to pull the batteries out of the motorcycles. Winter is coming.
WB knows no red lines! LOL
Now, how the hell am I going to get that image out of my head?
I think I'm going to be sick….
Oh, that is just wrong!
I just spit up all over my keyboard.
Red's not his best color. Green maybe. Gold perhaps.
doo-doo brown is, i think, his natural color palate.
Ding Dong: Hi Uncle Ben!
https://www.google.com/search?q=purim+twin+towers+costume&tbm=isch&imgil...
I recall a halloween or two ago you did cut out masks of Hank Paulson and Bernank. It was hilarious and I went to a party wearing one that evening! The Bernank with the mask on might be a nice addition.
This was nice too...
http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/2011/10/trick-or-cheat.html
Omitting the food and beverage warning may be considered a criminal offense William.............just saying.
Yeah, Bernanke drank the Kool Aid all right, same orange flavor the ex speaker of the house drank, by the look of it.
The Freemasons aren't letting him go anywhere until they have a suitable puppet locked in. Ryan just might be the right minion -
http://removetheveil.com/paul-ryan/
For those of you who are of the younger generation and may not know, the "Kool-Aid" reference is regarding the Jonestown massacre. It is a fascinating Wiki to read. I have actually seen the "Death tape" and have read about it elsewhere. While Banzai may be using the term "Kool-Aid' in a more colloquial fashion, the origin of the phrase, "drinking the Kool-aid" begins in Jonestown.
Great work William.
it is also possible that the term originated in langley...in that jimmy jones was an asset.
quick dossier:
jim jones was an odd character possessed of modest charisma and a heavy dose of sexual deviance from corn-pone, indiana. after learning the tricks of the trade, he took his evangelizing show on the road to san francisco where he began advancing the dogmas of 'liberation theology' long before pastor white finished the job in chicago. jimmy focused his 'mission' on poor and credulous 'coloreds' in and around the bay area, utilizing the naive and bright-eyed white idealists who'd begun flocking to the 'city of love' in the wake of flower-power's entree to monitor and foster the mind-fuck of his cult's doctrines.
jimmy was quite cozy with local politicians (including none other than harvey milk...which shouldn't come as a surprise, in that jimmy was no stranger to the gay bath houses and porn theaters -- and made a regular habit of sodomizing his male converts to, of course, sanctify them), at one point hosting roselyn carter at one of his rallies.
convincing his flock that there was no place for the poor, put-upon negro in evil white america, this champion of race relations raptured his believers to the safety of guyanna's jungles, wherein the 'liberated' denizens of jonestown were finally free to experience the most obscene case of CIA beta-testing on american citizens to date. dikensian, orwellian, kafkaesque...none of these terms even approach what those unhappy souls had to endure, enveloped in an acrid haze of humidity and mosquitos.
testing the limits of indoctrination, mass-brain-washing and fealty to faith, langley sought to determine if human beings, in the most acute of circumstances, could be compelled to off themselves en masse...the results did not satisfy their expectations. shortly after congressman leo ryan (i think that was his name) landed in jonestown offering protection and escape to any who wanted it, this brave congress-critter and some of his entourage were ambushed by jimmy's security and shot. no doubt congressman ryan was warned to stay away from langley's incubator, but that was back when congressmen didn't understand that deep-state was in full effect. and so, after ryan's interference, the clock was ticking...time to 'execute' the plan -- it was now or never. the sermon was delivered, the invocation of heaven presented, the kool aid mixed and cupped...but, in stead of drinking the kool aid, most started to panic and resist...langlely don't take kindly to resistance (note to congressman ryan), and so they were all summarily executed.
what you hear in that last tape is jimmy expecting to be salvaged by his handlers...but he was such a mess of demerol, barbituates and cocaine -- and now, with those hundreds of dead bodies, something of a liability -- that they just decided to execute him, too.
and that's the only upside to all this. jim jones is dead -- and thank God for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ_WG3d3GL8
janus
"...but, instead of drinking the Kool-aid, most started to panick and reisist..."
So much in life is still like that today.
only a jew could say this ..".0 interest rates do NOT hurt savers".. a quote from "Ben Bernanke " on why his policy did not hurt our old folks living in retirement.. (see yahoo finance for full bs article)
Great perspective Janus. The Jonestown event has much more to it than meets the eye from the Wiki. I am suspicious of who was providing Jones the cyanide for example. Where did the money come from? The guns and ammo? You have to note how bought off the government(British at the time) of Guyana was as well. Then they managed to murder a U.S. CONgressman on top of it all? To what end?
And we are forced to drink Federal Reserve Kool-Aid.
"The Kool-Aid Wino" is an excellent short story by Richard Brautigan.
http://xefer.com//2003/02/koolaidwino
Trout Phising in America?
Wasn't Trayvon eating a plank of watermellon sugar when he jumped George Zimmerman in Ideath?
I wish I could unsee that William!
http://eyebleach.us/
Hey, they improved their website!
I'm going to gstaad!
I thought that particular costume only came with the Larry Summers mask?... They certainly both work either one.
I think that outfit is in the top 10 although this year #1 for the perfect ghoul goes to the "Victoria Nuland" mask with the "sack of cookies"!... She goes door to door bringing "gifts" with a sheet of paper embossed with the IMF logo on the letterhead telling you how much that "cookie" will cost you as an amortizied loan...
Still think the Bandar "Bush" costume with the bullet in his forehad it still the time honored crowd pleaser since 2013!!!!
"A 5 cent package makes two quarts!"
"Just add sugar"
Just like NIRP or ZIRP (or something)
You must stop posting things like this before (or after) breakfast.
There is retouch of photograph or why is smiling radish absent of male genetalia?