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ISIS Tries To Blow Up Russian Bombers With Flying Condom Bombs
If you’re a black flag-waving, sword-wielding, desert bandit in white basketball shoes, you’ve got a lot of options when it comes to terrorizing the locals on the way to racking up territorial gains. After all, indiscriminately killing civilians and conducting brutal executions can exert a powerful psychological effect on non combatants and on poorly trained, ill-prepared army regulars for weak Mid-East states.
You don’t, however, have a lot of options when it comes to countering an all-out aerial bombardment by one of the most powerful militaries on the planet. Your options are even more limited if said aerial bombardment is backed by thousands of fearless militiamen belonging to a group that’s been fighting Mid-East proxy wars for more than three decades.
So, with Russia in the skies over Syria and Hezbollah on the ground, ISIS is in a tough spot. But you know what they say: when the going gets tough, the tough get going, which explains why Islamic State has devised an innovative strategy for countering Russian airstrikes.
What they’ll do, you see, is inflate condoms and attach a homemade mine to them. They'll then float the condoms into the sky in an effort to create a kind of condom bomb sky minefield. That, ISIS figures, should deter Russian fighter jets.
Here’s Sputnik with some epic sarcasm:
Left with little recourse in the face of relentless Russian airstrikes, the self-proclaimed Islamic State terrorist group has apparently resorted to a fairly unique defensive strategy. According a video that surfaced online on Wednesday, the group has begun launching homemade condom bombs, hoping they’ll somehow veer into a Russian bomber.
While Sputnik cannot independently verify the authenticity of the video, it appears to show IS militants creating aerial mines out of condoms, which are then released into the skies over Idlib.
The entire arts-and-crafts project is shown, scored to look like some kind of bizarre extremist music video.
In a desperate move, the contraceptive contraptions are seemingly meant to drift into Russian bombers as they fly overhead. A clever – if fairly ineffective – strategy.
Yes, a “fairly ineffective strategy” indeed. Here’s the video:
As Sputnik goes on to note, "why IS prefers condoms to simple, run-of-the-mill balloons, is unclear, but if they think a bunch of exploding rubbers are going to scare off the military, they’ve clearly never been to Fleet Week."
At least now we know why the US has had such a hard time achieving results with 13 months of airstrikes - the condom bombs must be disrupting the operation...
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What a bunch fucktards.
Long Durex?
Pun totally intended.
Long STD's & pregnancies
I still think Muslims are the stupidest people on earth.
Someone please tell me, does Islam make people idiots, or are idiots just attracted to Islam?
Just dont blow your load too soon.
This calls for a measured and appropriate response; dropping used Tampax on the buggers!
By the blood of Allah's virgins, I cannot be seen in public folding the white cigars.
DoJ and CIA response! We're facing a condom gap! We need much bigger condoms!
McCain immeduitely introducedsbill; The Condom Enlargement and Defense Authorization Act Enabling Minority Suppliers
I suppose this is the ISIS idea of asymmetric/hybrid warfare. I'll bet a democratic representative rewarded a supporter by buying Condoms and then having the USSA state dept donate them. If this sounds like a dumb explanation, you tell me why ISIS is attaching mines to inflated condoms?
A "Theater of the Absurd" seems an understatement.
More like "Theater du Gran Guignol" or Theater of the Grotesque.
The level of propaganda is just getting ridiculously insane. Why post this dumbshit article?
The singing and religious chanting will make them effective. Don't you guys know anything?
It doesn’t’ look like they were smart enough to use hydrogen instead of helium for a better show.
The Japs tried a similar desperate measure towards the end of WW!!
http://www.npr.org/sections/npr-history-dept/2015/01/20/375820191/beware-of-japanese-balloon-bombs
I’m still having a hard time with this one.
This idea emerged from US trainings "moderate" terrorists. Training this idea consumed 20 millions tax dollars US.
Seems like we had the same idea :-))
I still think Muslims are the stupidest people on earth.
Because only stupid people develop algebra.
They did NOT invent algebra, they STOLE it from conquered people. Do your reading!
You're the one who can't read. I said "developed" not "invented." And Muslims did indeed have a hand in the development of algebra, so much so that an Arabic word, "algebra" is used to describe algebra.
Wait till the kids get ahold of those down wind when they descend back to the ground.
Then the real fun starts!
Oh Good Lord. They actually did a youtube video to proudly show how stupid they are. I'm getting the douche chills from just watching this.
I suppose the fucking helium was supplied by the U.S. government too, right? Fucking treasonous scumbags.
@Xavi1951
Hey, Einstein, your name "Xavi" is the shortened version of Xavier. It's Muslim in orgin... oops...
Hmmm, by the the 1, the 9, and the 5 are... Arabic (Muslim) numerals, each (along with the other seven) the number of angles in the character (when drawn in original context).
Yes, Algebra is theirs, too. That Dunkin Donuts coffee you drank this morning - invented in Yemen. Optics, The concept of zero, ... that shit-kickin' music you listen to has 6-7 guitars causing unintelligible racket... where that thing come from?
They got it wrong with the condom bombs... OK, we'll call it even since they invented the design for the first Torpedo.
... and oh, degree offering Universities, of which you and some others here no doubt bypassed on the way to the mill.
"I still think Muslims are the stupidest people on earth."
Bernanke, Greenspan, add Jooos to the list.
At least they are not stupid enough to provide them with Stingers this time. I guess the US government learned from supplying the Taliban. Congrats to them.
The condom bombs will rise until outside air pressure becomes so low the condoms burst and then the bombs will fall back to earth to detonate.
What happens if uncle Mo smacks into one of these on his flying pegasus?! I don't think they thought this one through!
Good point. Also, what about rush hour flying rug traffic. Could cause a huge traffic tie-up.
So these condom balloon-bombs double as smoke signals as well....sounds like a hit!
Oh, wait.....
this is why america couldnt bomb ISIS
Their idiocracy pilots were like 'if our jet hits a condom, we're fucked, right?'
If condoms are the best weapon that I'm going to be supplied to fight Russian bombers, I'm heading to Germany right now.
Even if the condom defense shield doesn't work, expect Raytheon to get awarded a contract to explore a similar system for 700 million or so.
Because freedom and protect our borders.
2 + x = 6, 6 - 2 = 4
x = 4 Thank you Mohammed.
wrt algebra developers...That was then, seems like the smart ones left. Everybody is right on this
I guess it just depends on what your meaning of semantics is...
Standard Disclaimer: Still can't defend the terminally stupid, regardless of race, creed, color, and/or venereal disease.
Al Jabr means the reunion of broken parts...repair.
From Wikipedia...
The roots of algebra can be traced to the ancient Babylonians,[9] who developed an advanced arithmetical system with which they were able to do calculations in an algorithmic fashion.
The Babylonians were not Muslim as the Muslim Religion did not exist at that time.
Although you will get debate from Muslims as they believe that Muhammed was a prophet of God sent to RESTORE the Muslim Religion as the Muslim Religion is largely based upon the Jewish and Christian faiths, Muhammed was in this world THOUSANDS OF YEARS AFTER the beginnings of the development of the Al Jabr...thus the beginnings of the Muslim religion happend THOUSANDS OF YEARS after the development of the Al Jabr..
Mu?ammad[n 1] (Arabic: ????;c. 570 CE – 8 June 632 CE[1]) is regarded by Muslims, almost universally,[n 2] as the last prophetsent by God to mankind.[2][n 3] According to Muslims, he was sent to restore Islam, which they believe to be the unaltered originalmonotheistic faith of Adam, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and other prophets.[3][4][5][6] Non-Muslims generally consider him to be the founder of Islam.[7]
But back to the development of the Algebra...
From Wikipedia again...
Although Diophantus and the Babylonians used mostly special ad hoc methods to solve equations, Al-Khwarizmi contribution was fundamental. He solved linear and quadratic equations without algebraic symbolism, negative numbers or zero, thus he has to distinguish several types of equations.[15]
In the context where algebra is identified with the theory of equations, the Greek mathematician Diophantus has traditionally been known as the "father of algebra" but in more recent times there is much debate over whether al-Khwarizmi, who founded the discipline of al-jabr, deserves that title instead.
Perhaps the ancient Greeks also had much to do with the early development.
I realize that this post is somewhat pedantic and does detract from your VALID point that Muslims are not "inferior" BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT...
In fact the Japanese used Balloon Bombs in attacks on the USA in World War II. Asians are actually superior in intelligence by a whopping one half Standard Deviation, collectively.
Of course the USA has revealed that we were seeking retailiation by the development of the Bat Bomb...attaching small explosives to Bats...and dropping them over Japan. (Now writing abut absolute foolhardiness and insanity...I watched that comedy over on the History Channel when I had a TeeVee.)
So where shall I look for inferiority...Maybe the ISIS (which are CIA TRAINED and SUPPORTED) troops will provide material for more comedy???
...So that's who I can blame for that infernal math course in college? AHA!!!
9 + 1 + 1
The Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv on Wednesday reported that Likud leader Benjamin Netanyahu told an audience at Bar Ilan university that the September 11, 2001 terror attacks had been beneficial for Israel.
"We are benefiting from one thing, and that is the attack on the Twin Towers and Pentagon, and the American struggle in Iraq," Ma'ariv quoted the former prime minister as saying.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/report-netanyahu-says-9-11-terror-attacks-go...
Qui bono?
How many Israelis died in the Twin Towers again? 6000? Or was it like 6?
It is always 6,000,000 - regardless of the witness testimony or mathematical impossiblity - are you a slow learner?
http://www.talljerome.com/NOLA/images/math_movie_poster_med.jpg
Or was that influence mostly from pre-islamic culture? Muhammad died 632 and early algebra was developed around 780 – 850 so you're only talking 200 years of influence, that's still a very new religion.
1200 years later and the result is?
Islam's intent was to unify people. Or at least, wide swathes of people, who had raided each other for centuries. Naturally, the only real solution was to turn these people's attention outwards, you can't just eliminate looting and raiding, wholesale, from a culture, esp. when it is the established way for young men to 'make their way' in the world.
At that time there were no real national loyalties. You had your allegiance to your town/city, and your religion, and your military leader/King.
In addition to algebra they also developed the alphabet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpW1ljPMCAM
And helped develop 'modern' medicine.
And of course alchemy/chemistry...
Hey f'tard. Let's stick to say the last century. Look up Nobel Prizes for science from Israel or the US alone versus the entire Mid East. They are modern day barbarians.
What species of retard are you? You realize power shifts over time...what rank is USA in education today? What rank was USA 30 years ago? Yes, it may seem like the Middle East and Islamic countries are way behind today..but do you think the west's future looks bright? Religious rule is losing power in the Middle East as the people wake up. The sooner they stick religion in the shitcan and use logical reasoning, the sooner they will pass USA in all areas. If the USA had more than a few hundred years of history there would be times when we would look like some ass backwards cavemen (that's the future of your great great grandchildren).
Sorry it's hard for retarded Americans to comprehend...YOU are the shitstain on this earth.
They are learning fast from us merikens, them talibans.
The U.S. military screwed up again, those condums were supposed to be dropped in the Detroit war zone.
Speaking of condoms, have a look at the new Planned Parenthood videos that were leaked yesterday -
The debt ceiling, the new abortion videos, and Presidential politics@Veriton,
PCR was on CTM last night.
Usually he is the consumate southern gent.
He referred to "that bitch Susan Rice."
A bit taken aback by that one...considering.
I hate to say it, but it wouldn't surprise me if this video was legit. After all, when you have a word-of-mouth engine that is reinforced by slick media showing beheadings, drownings, and so on, all you need to do is say 'blow them out of the sky' and people will respond (out of fear). This is just the sort of response one would expect.
I smell a big fat rat.
Why would the media-savvy ISIS expose themselves to this ridicule? It is more likely a Russian-produced vid witht he help of Hezbollah as the actors. Not supporting ISIS, just sayin'
As a kid we'd get some Hydrachloric acid and some zinc strips (catalyst) and combine them in a coke bottle. Cap it with a toy balloon and watch it inflate with the released hydrogen. Once inflated, tie off the balloon with a long gasoline soaked string. The balloon would rise and just as your releasing it light the end of the string. Seconds later, BOOM!!
DANGER: Side effects include hurting yourself badly, A) if one is dumb/adventurous enough to try this, and B) if one is an idiot.
Reminds me of some of the stupid things we used to do as kids. What is it with boys trying to blow things up?
There must be a prehistoric gene in us that says "fire good, more fire better."
Hair spray, cigarette lighter and wasp nests beneath the neighborhood decks...surprised we never burned down anyone's house...endless summer fun.
Spud guns are a riot.
http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Original-Potato-Cannon/
how far back does lighting farts on fire go?
Ignatius we used draino, water and aluminum without the gas soaked string. Instead we attached our names and address to see if we would get a reply from where our ballon landed. No we never got a reply, but Canada back in the late 50s early 60s had vast wide open spaces and forests where no doubt our experiments landed.
Doesn't Canada STILL have "vast wide open spaces and forests?" ;)
If they'd thought to drop biological agents (e.g. some insects without a predator, or some plant diseases) several years earlier it could possibly have had an effect on agricultural production, but I think nobody ran the numbers on the maximum possible effect otherwise.
If only the Japs could have figured this out
At the very least they could have taken their cue from the U. S. military.
"DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA" Bat bomb!
dbl pst
Meanwhile Russia blows up condom-using ISIS thugs 0:12 into video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX0rAcFlFFU
They fly through the air with the greatest of ease ...
It is similar to shooting the moon at the enemy !!
It is an act of derision. We shove our hugh used condoms in your face with our exploding jizz be afraid, be very afraid.
Yes, but the real question is why is a muslim country chocked full of condoms, are they allowed by the Quran?
Eventually Russia is going to hit the warehouse where they keep all the white basketball shoes...I hope that strike gets caught on video...Air Jordans raining down from the sky...priceless!
PS> Afterwards, they will be a TON of "New without tags" and "Slightly discolored" white Air Jordans for sale on ebay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeWP4AcWlLU
I would not want to be on the receiving end of that. If your kids wants to join Uncle Sham aka Uncle Shlomo's USSA Army or the Pentagram's military - show them this video.
It shows stupid ISIS suckers being incinerated by Russian weaponry. Do you want your kid being shrips on the barbie for Obola, McCain or Soros?
Did anyone else notice the writing on the side of the trucks at the 2:31 mark?
Yup, "Pick JP".
Pop a few of those balloons with an anti-condom drone and send those high velocity parcels back to ISIS, and you got yourself a bombing raid with no bombers!
Maybe the next air drop of supplies that "falls into the wrong hands" will include a few SAM batteries.
DIp them in pig's blood first.
Whelp, this is what you get:
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/01/world/saudi-arabia-awakes-to-the-peril...
This works better....
(yours had garbage characters at the end for some reason).
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/01/world/saudi-arabia-awakes-to-the-peril...
...and everyone, including the bride, agreed that ''a first cousin was a first choice,"
Q: Used or New condoms?
These are people who literally are convinced that there is an invisible magic man in the sky. Religious people are, at best, comedy. At worst, they are bona fide fascists.
Wow that's clever..how's that working out for you?
I know, right. Invisible forces don't exist! Uuh except like gravity and electricity and magnetism and...
Muslims are the most beautiful people on Earth, it's jealousy (the worst of the 7 deadly sins) which percieves them to be stupid.
hope that comment is a joke... moron
I'm with you; I thought pride was the most heinous sin.
Russia, Jordan to coordinate actions on Syria via Amman-based center, others invited 23 Oct, 2015 12:09 USA CIA position continues to crumble. Not to long ago, Jordan was sending in CIA backed "moderate terrorists" to open a southern front. Now they are openning a center in Jordan, to coordinate with the Russians.
Negative Rates,
The fact that some peope cant differentiate sarcasm from truth says a lot about the downvoters.
Perhaps you children should stick to Reuters which doesn't allow comments.
(CIA) Caliphate Intelligence Agency ;)
Nope, your doom is soon to follow, and don't ask what the hell, just know it was you they were coming for. And rightfully so.
N. B. Forrest
I still think Muslims are the stupidest people on earth.
Have you heard about the Ukranians?
They demonstrate an unmatched stupidity.
Most of them are Christans.
Meanwhile...
Putin blasts the US at the Valdai Club Conferencehttp://thesaker.is/putin-blasts-the-us-at-the-valdai-club-conference/
If the Muslims are the stupidest people on Earth then why are Americans demanding that men should use girls' locker rooms for freedom? That has got to be the single most stupid thing I have ever heard.
I don't know who the stupidest people on the earth are. I've gotta hunch that just about every grouping has representatives in that category.
I do wonder if we Americans are the most lied to people on earth, though.
'They hate us for our freedom.'
The Muslims have a lot of competition in that contest.
1 In 4 "US Americans" thinks the sun goes around the earth, Survey Says
OK, Billy: LIBERALS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.
There, fixed it fo' ya
Sam - I'd say you're talking shit, but throw out a few more details please. Saying "Ukranians" is like saying "Americans". Who specifically are you referring to? Cossacks? Tatars? Georgians? Ethnic Russians? I m sure there are plenty of other minorities, I'm not an expert.
From my time in Ukraine, the root cause of most of their troubles is that the criminal element is skimming from pretty much everything, at the expense of everybody else.
" From my time in Ukraine, the root cause of most of their troubles is that the criminal element is skimming from pretty much everything, at the expense of everybody else. "
Sounds familiar. Only, that most Americans don't realize it.
We are 'free' and 'exceptional', you see.
Be sue to remind me who the stupidest people on earth after we see something analagous tried somewhere between Sandpoint, ID and Waco, TX by a group CNN calls "domestic" terrorists.
In the the meantime, ask yourself- is this comedy really any less effective than deploying a legion of blue .gov drones with five finger condoms and nudie cams that make $500 screwdrivers look like a bargain in some vain effort to defend against "the cave dwelling enemy"?
If the goal is PR for the sheeple (and ISIS sheeple are just as disconnected from reality as 'Murican sheeple), one could argue ISIS is doing a heck of a job compared to Tom "Color Coded" Ridge, "Brownie", Jeh Johnson and their ilk.
There's nothing stupid about Muslims. You see you get stupid people, who happen to be Muslims. Muslims are not stupid by definition. I'm not religious and I find religion very dangerous, but some of my best friends and some of the smartest people I know are religious. If you were brought up in the Middle East, you'd be stupid and a Muslim too.
You may safely assume that the Globalists prefer a power structure that has a dual Monarchist & Clerical rule, and a dumbed-down, compliant and superstitious mass of Sheeple.
The ultimate end game of Globalists is a perpetual rentier lifestyle of comfort, opulence and obedience: Feudalism. 21st Century style.
What's happening in the ME is what's being set up in the EU and USA.
"Someone please tell me, does Islam make people idiots, or are idiots just attracted to Islam?"
Not a Muslim myself, I would rather become a Muslim than a White Anglosaxon Protestant. The latter are too extremist.
Look up "consanguineous marriage" for muslims. Even if you assume that things are overstated, they are still inbred, and I'm not just talking about the royalty. It is common practice for them to marry their 1st cousin.
It's a matter of degrees. Muslims and Jews are slightly more inbred than Christians. But on a long enough timeline, the entire human race is mindbogglingly inbred. Every person alive today is the biological product of copulations between over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 people over the past 80 generations (since about the time of Christ) . If we weren't all Hatfields and McCoys then the population of earth in year 0 would have had to have been 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (instead of a measly 200,000,000) just to allow for unrelated great ^ 77 grand parents, and that's with all of humanity being one large, but not inbred family. If you read the into-level internet drivel on F-statistics and inbreeding coefficients you would think that there was some normal/non-inbred baseline, which is impossible when every individual's family tree is roughly an inverse of the plot of the humanity over the same period.
Except that 30%-50% of Muslims in the ME today are the product of a consanguineous marriage. A first cousin male gets dibs on his first cousin female. It has been this way for centuries, and there are restrictions on marrying non-Muslims that impede inward gene flow from other groups.
@EV,
a goose is a goose
a guinea a guinea
and kin folks luvin
is as good as any
that's why we're in this mess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFZRQcSMeeM
until the public becomes aware & enraged...
we're fuked.
This may come as a shock, but there are Muslims who DO NOT live in the Middle East! Crazy, I know. Places like North Africa, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Iran, Kazakhstan...
Geography, its complicated.
@HR,
if your statement is directed at me, i fail to grasp your point.
There are even many here in Canada. The ones I know are UK educated, hard working and very smart business people.
The thing about all these ME conflicts is that they have nothing to do with religion. It is all about power and money and Israel (with US military muscle) wanting to keep them fighting among themselves while the Greater Isreal project unfolds. It won't stop until the citizens of the USA reclaim their own government.
Idiots are attracted to religion. USA has as many religious idiots as any country in the world.
Idiots might be an easier target, but don't discount the human weaknesses of smart people also: many don't mind subscribing to a set of processed, pre-packaged and marketed set of Beliefs as a Lifeview Product.
All they have to do, is to pay the Membership dues and follow some rules & rituals, to 'belong' and even get ahead.
Run Forrest run to Google: Muslim inbreeding, its the culture its always the culture..
Dupe to El V
You don't have to be born to a Muslim to be a Muslim. Inbreeding is not inherent in the Islamic faith. True Jews however, that's different story. A Jew is only truly Jewish if their mother is Jewish. Hence all the disease with higher prevalence in the more adherent Jewish groups than other populations. Tay Sachs anyone?
And yet an Islamic caveman and 19 stupid Islamic hijackers supposedly overcame our multi-trillion dollar defense complex with $1 box cutters. OK, maybe they purchased the deluxe version.
It was the delux "Jedi Mind Meld" boxcutter, capable of auto-piloting a jet airliner, and Mossad only made 25 of them. So who has the rest?
Does ISIS have a helium or hydrogen factory? If not, they'll soon run out of necessary ingredients.
These are contact bombs, right? The plane runs into the bomb, the bomb goes off. What happens when the bomb doesn't hit anything and comes down to earth? Has ISIS studied wind currents?
You are right, average inteligence in Islamc world is in the low 80 ...
Any child knows that condoms are not a weapon against military aircraft. From the air raids could save only one thing: you must all together to throw into the air a lot of Viagra pills and as possible higher!
They also could inflate helium rubber women. Russian pilots will suffer sustained aversion to sex and further combat flyings.
The North Vietnamese managed to take out hundreds of US fighter jets with equally crude tricks. A balloon carrying a single steel nut can destroy a jet edge engine. Unfortunately smart bombs allow the pilots to take out a target with pinpoint accuracy from 50 kilometers and from 40,000 feet. And as we all know, not even a Trojan will rise to that height.
thats the thing. and remember- the condoms begin to stretch even more as they ascend into less atmospheric pressure so im guessing they blow themselves up long before they reach jet altitude
What a bunch of dicks.
FORWARD SOVIET SHAFTS!
It gives new meaning to the term "Trojan Horse"
Trojan Pegasus?
Just wondering how many condoms are pre-owned? We'll have to ask the goats.
Russian radar now identifying ISIS targets via condom clusters on radar.
A "Trojan" horse strategy?
Someone lost me on condome, was way below
dp.
sry
...which is why the Prez likes 'em so much. I can totally see him sitting in a room, listening to this plan and saying "Great idea." Here is $1 million.
our thoughts exactly
Barrage Balloons.
Watch tactics closely, one day the American people may be up against .gov and the UN.
Barrage balloons didn't really work during the 2nd world war and they certainly aren't going to work against a modern bomber dropping laser targeted missiles unless there are thousands of them surrounding the target,
Barrage nets might work but would need much bigger balloons to hoist the nets up.
Clockboy
They a just followg orders from the CIA/Mossad etc - this will be the excuse when Russian jets start getting brought down by Made in the USA Manpads.
Condom Balloon...what's the lift capacity...an ounce MAYBE two...a 2 ounce bomb cable of bringing down a fighter jet...ridickulous.
When the going gets hopeless, the hopeless get going..
Someone lost me on this condome
smarter than Obama
What a jewel.
I shudder to think what they're loaded with. The intent might not be to deter airpower.
I thought the whole cold war was about Condomic Bombs! ... errr ... or maybe that was something else.
That is the best idea that the CIA can come up with to support their creation? CIA's black budget is around $60 billion a year and untold billions from smuggling drugs.
Heroin production is up 3500% in Afghanistan since US invaded. How much money does the CIA make from that?
Maybe Mad McCain is advising his ISIS friends.
Hey kids, YOU can be ISIS in your own neighborhood! Just get some hoods, some Arabic music (doesn't matter what kind, Americans wouldn't know the difference as long as it sounds "foreign" and "spooky"). Now, come up with some creative and lunatic idea to attack the infidel and film it. You're almost there!! Just get a website to post it with some commentary and, that's right, you're now a terrorist!! *
* Note: Terrorism is a prohibited activity according to the Dept. of Homeland Security
At the behest of the WH, the CIA contracted 'Das Wunderkind' Clock Boy, to help Moderate ISIS defend against extreme Russia.
It seems that the plan encountered... Prophylactic Shock.
Dear ISIS: Please use these MoCIAd supplied condoms for their intended purpose. We need fewer of you. Thanks.
what happens when the condoms go high enough to pop and fall back to where they were launched?
Oooops!
Hilarity ensues.
Hopefully accompanied by the Benny Hill theme music.
they don't use condoms for anything else so why not?
I had no idea Planned Parenthood was in Syria ...
"Grandpaaaaa bought a rubber"
Steve Martin
What a threat! The Wolf Blitzer Panic Hour to run a special report for 4 days on this
See what happens if you don't graduate from MIT?...
Vote down!
0See what happens if you don't graduate from MIT?...
Looks like most of the ISIS advisers did.
http://thesaker.is/scotts-collection-of-russian-humor-hilarious-must-read/
Islamic science at its pinnacle.
Scoff now, but just wait till they refine the idea and deploy "Aerial Mine 2.0, with Reservoir Tip and Pleasure Enhancing Ribs". That will be terrifying effective hillarious.
(What's up with strikethough text?)
Save them for the goats, Haji.
We should give them stinger missiles :D
(I'm pretty sure they'll actually do this just to demonstrate how well they work against Russian aircraft)