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Meet "Stunningly Catastrophic" Patricia, The World's Strongest Storm Ever Is About To Hit Mexico

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"Stunning, historic, mind-boggling, and catastrophic" is how Weather Underground's Jeff Masters sums up Hurricane Patricia, which intensified to an incredible-strength Category 5 storm with 200 mph winds overnight as it approaches the Mexican coast. As The NY Times reports, The World Meteorological Organization warned that the hurricane’s strength was comparable to that of Typhoon Haiyan, which caused devastation in the Philippines in 2013, and so Mexico has declared a state of emergency for Puerto Vallarta (with officials warning that storm surges could cause waves of up to 39 feet) as she is forecast to hit the coast between 6 and 10pm ET.

As Weather Undergound reports,

At 2:46 am EDT October 23, 2015 an Air Force hurricane hunter aircraft measured a central pressure of 880 mb in Patricia, making it the most intense hurricane ever observed in the Western Hemisphere. The aircraft measured surface winds of 200 mph, which are the highest reliably-measured surface winds on record for a tropical cyclone, anywhere on the Earth. The previous strongest Eastern Pacific hurricane was Hurricane Linda of 1997, with a pressure of 902 mb (estimated from satellite imagery.)

 

 

Patricia the fastest-intensifying Western Hemisphere hurricane on record

 

Patricia's central pressure dropped an astonishing 100 mb in 24 hours, making it the fastest-intensifying hurricane ever observed in the Western Hemisphere. Patricia's pressure at 5 am EDT Thursday, October 22, 2015 was 980 mb, and was 880 mb at 5 am EDT Friday. The previous record was a drop of 97 mb in 24 hours for Hurricane Wilma of 2005 (between 1200 UTC 18 October - 1200 UTC 19 October), according to the official NHC report for the storm.

 

 

Patricia's intensification rate was very close to the WMO-recognized world record for fasting-intensifying tropical cyclone: 100 millibars in just under 24 hours by Super Typhoon Forrest in the Northwest Pacific in 1983.

Patricia's 200 mph sustained winds make it the 3rd strongest tropical cyclone in world history (by 1-minute averaged wind speed.)

Officially, here are the strongest tropical cyclones in world history, according to the Joint Typhoon Warning Center and the National Hurricane Center (using 1-minute averaged sustained winds):

  • Super Typhoon Nancy (1961), 215 mph winds, 882 mb. Made landfall as a Cat 2 in Japan, killing 191 people.
  • Super Typhoon Violet (1961), 205 mph winds, 886 mb pressure. Made landfall in Japan as a tropical storm, killing 2 people.
  • Super Typhoon Ida (1958), 200 mph winds, 877 mb pressure. Made landfall as a Cat 1 in Japan, killing 1269 people.
  • Super Typhoon Haiyan (2013), 195 mph winds, 895 mb pressure. Made landfall in the Philippines at peak strength.
  • Super Typhoon Kit (1966), 195 mph winds, 880 mb. Did not make landfall.
  • Super Typhoon Sally (1964), 195 mph winds, 895 mb. Made landfall as a Cat 4 in the Philippines.

However, it is now recognized (Black 1992) that the maximum sustained winds estimated for typhoons during the 1940s to 1960s were too strong.

Some Mexican regions are at dire risk...

The city of Puerto Vallarta and some of Mexico’s most popular resorts are in the path of the storm. Flooding and landslides are expected near coastal areas...

 

Satellite loops early Friday afternoon showed that Patricia’s cloud tops had begun to warm, indicating weakening, and with wind shear now a moderate 10 - 20 knots and interaction with land beginning to occur, Patricia will likely weaken to 155 - 175 mph winds by landfall. The storm's expected turn toward the northeast has begun, and the storm is beginning to accelerate toward the coast of the Mexican state of Colima.

At particular risk is the city of Manzaillo, a regional center that straddles the back of a bay spanning several miles. On its current track, it apperas that Patricia could make landfall sometime between 6:00 and 10:00 pm EDT just to the northwest of Manzanillo--a trajectory that raises the odds of a catastrophic storm surge in or near Manzanillo. Patricia’s strongest winds are confined to a relatively small area, with hurricane-force winds only spanning a range of 30 miles from Patricia’s center. Category 5 winds of 156+ mph cover an area 15 miles across. Wherever those winds are focused, we can expect gigantic waves atop a devastating surge.

An unnamed 1959 hurricane--the deadliest in Northeast Pacific history, with an estimated 1800 direct and indirect fatalities--struck near Manzanillo on October 27...

As the storm approached, posts on Instagram showed people trying to leave Puerto Vallarta. One user posted a photograph of a message from a nearby resort that warned people to return home for their safety. “If this is not possible, please wait for further instructions for a possible evacuation,” the notice read.

In the United States, only three Category 5 storms that made landfall have been recorded, Mr. Feltgen said: a 1935 hurricane that killed more than 400 people; Hurricane Camille, which hit Mississippi and killed 244 people in 1969; and Hurricane Andrew, which hit Florida in 1992, killing at least 10 people there and three in the Bahamas.

But Hurricane Patricia is “uncharted territory,” as The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore summed it up ominously...

As Bloomberg concludes,

“We can’t underestimate the magnitude of this phenomenon,” Roberto Ramirez, chief of Mexico’s National Water Commission, said in a message streamed on the Internet Friday, urging residents to take precautions or evacuate. “A Category 5 hurricane could lift cars, destroy houses that aren’t built with steel, rebar and cement, and sweep people away.”

 

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Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:01 | 6703304 Larry Dallas
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That should stop the flow of illegal immigrants from coming over for a while.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:02 | 6703308 surf0766
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Free Obama boats being given out

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:06 | 6703315 WayBehind
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"That should stop the flow of illegal immigrants from coming over for a while."

Wrong! That will increase the flow ... just look at Syria and Europe what happens when you have millions of displaced and desperate people that lost everything.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:07 | 6703328 Herd Redirectio...
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Weather manipulation, its whats for dinner.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:09 | 6703338 Looney
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Can’t somebody just draw a RED LINE in front of the hurricane? ;-)

Looney

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:15 | 6703361 astoriajoe
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or maybe sanctions? 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:19 | 6703369 Publicus
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Hurricane Trump 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:22 | 6703376 remain calm
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Now those fuckers will literally be flying over the border, the wall needs to be higher and hurricane proof.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:34 | 6703435 nuubee
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Cmon ZH, don't be fooled. This is NOT the "strongest storm on record"

 

From weather.com:

While a number of typhoons in the western North Pacific have been stronger, Patricia is by far the strongest hurricane in any basin where the term "hurricane" applies to tropical cyclones – namely, the central and eastern North Pacific basins and the North Atlantic basin, which includes the North Atlantic Ocean itself plus the Gulf of Mexico and Caribbean Sea.

It's a naming convention used to lie to the western world that the world is ending. This is not the strongest tropical cyclone ever recorded.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:41 | 6703464 BaBaBouy
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...AND Storm "Hillary" About to Smack the uS...

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:32 | 6703682 Herd Redirectio...
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Mexico needs to declare a 'Storm-Free Zone'.  I think if they can just get the signs up in time, and the legislation passed, they will be fine.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:53 | 6703793 Automatic Choke
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Jeff Masters at WeatherUnderground is a shill for the climate alarmists, and has lost all credibility as a scientist/meteorologist.  He is incapable of reporting on a single cloud without exaggerating it to extremism and spouting nonsense about how it confirms catastrophic anthropomorphic global warming. 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:01 | 6703830 Muddy1
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Now the excans can stay there and help rebuiold their country instead of invading the US.  Heck, maybe I'll sneak across the border and enter Mexico.  Perhaps I can get one of the low paying jobs the Mexicans don't want to do.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:11 | 6703872 Bunghole
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Hopefully Cantore takes a 2x4 to the head at 200 mph.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:26 | 6703926 formadesika3
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REally alarming news. People wouldn't listen and now the chickens are coming home to roost.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:45 | 6703989 mtndds
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How come storms like this never hit SoCal?  So close yet so far.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:44 | 6704239 Billy the Poet
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However, it is now recognized (Black 1992) that the maximum sustained winds estimated for typhoons during the 1940s to 1960s were too strong.

Revising decades old meterological data to make it seem less severe has the effect of making curent weather seem more extreme. But that's just a coincidence.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:46 | 6704251 macholatte
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This is a great opportunity to reverse immigration.... send some “white” people to do the work that not even Mexicans will do.

"There is no doubt that Mexicans, filled with dignity, willingness and ability to work are doing jobs that not even blacks want to do there in the United States,"
– Mex Pres Vicente Fox

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&add...

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:33 | 6704431 Save_America1st
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watch the LIVE feed from the resort cam while it's still broadcasting.  Winds are really kickin' now and lighting is striking.

Waves are getting bigger and they're pushing a lot further up the beach than they were just a little while ago.  If this resort is in a direct hit area then it's gonna get fucked up really bad. 

 

http://www.silverdoctors.com/watch-live-as-largest-hurricane-ever-patric...

 

Funny (odd) thing is that it has a mic on it and along with the winds you can still hear kids and people laughing and playing in the background like at the pool or something.  They sound like they're having a great time.......for now.....

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:05 | 6704814 Pinch
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ZH is the home of dumbass climate deniers. This place really is the internet's intellectual toilet

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:57 | 6704991 juangrande
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It wasn't back in its early days. I'm unsure of any climate claims, besides the recent extreme events. But yeah, everything above this post indicates a bunch of egocentric PRICKS! People are going to die and they make lame, obnoxiously over used "jokes". These are the ugly Americans ( many pretending to be Christians around their neighbors) !

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 23:32 | 6705423 Demologos
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Another Al Gore sheep spouts off. The global warming hysterics predicted a major increase in hurricanes that didn't happen. Just another wild prediction like sea levels rising and temperatures increasing missed by an order of magnitude or more. The article says that an unnamed hurricane hit Mexico in the thirties, a period of cooling climate.

I don't know where the term "climate deniers" comes from. Virtually no one denies that the climate changes over time. If not for climate change, New York would still be under six miles of ice. The contention is over whether a tax is any use for changing a temperature trend. So just call people who don't buy Al Gore's bullshit "dumbasses". Way to raise the level of intellectual discourse.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 23:59 | 6705470 Flakmeister
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Anytime you mention Al Gore in a AGW debate it only exposes how little you actually know....

In other words, it shows your intellectual bankruptcy and that you have lost...

Nothing more than a variation of Godwin's Law...

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 02:05 | 6705629 RevIdahoSpud3
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5000 Green Arrows!!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 23:55 | 6705465 BarkingCat
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No one is denying that there is a climate you stupid brainwashed fuck.
Why aren't you calling it global warming anymore?
The data did not fit your thesis?
Do you know anything at all about history?
It is full of clues as to the weather in the past. There were periods that were colder and then also warmer.
Hell, read some classic American literature and you will find hot and unbearable summers in the 1800s.
Instead of thinking for yourself and analyzing the available data a stupid fuck like you will believe any bullshit he is being fed by some authority.
Goldman and Sachs are very happy with your ignorance. They depend on it to push some legislation for trading carbon credits.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:01 | 6705473 Flakmeister
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Why don't you package those anecdotes and write a book  for cranky old farts living in denial...

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:48 | 6705537 MEAN BUSINESS
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Why was James Burke using the term "climate change" 90 seconds into his presentation of the 1989 Mike Slee film After The Warming?

How many times was the term "global warming" used during the press release of IPCC AR5 WG2?

Who co-sponsors the IPCC?

When was the International Meteorologial Organization formed? By who? Why?

 

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 10:40 | 6706167 GMadScientist
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We're deeply sorry that science confuses you so, but ignorance is no excuse, and physics doesn't give a rat's ass how fucking stupid you are.

It will kill your dumb ass either way.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 01:22 | 6705577 Ex-MislTech
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LOL,

 

1) watch "Great Global Warming Swindle"

2) check out Hadley CRU email scandal.

3) realize insulting ppl isn't going to sell your cause.

4) explain to us how things like mars ice caps retreating

have to do with CO2 on this planet.

5) "snow will be a thing of the past" was a statement

made by a modern day conman, setting up a carbon

credit exchange to scam the sheeple.

 

 

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 01:59 | 6705620 MEAN BUSINESS
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Ex-MislTech, you must not delay! Translate "Great Global Warming Swindle" into russian and get it to President Putin before Paris seals the fate of man!

Golly, if I can't sell you on this crucially important mission to the Kremlin I'll never forgive myself : (

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:01 | 6704054 Kayman
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formadeslika

When citing chickens you forgot little.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:50 | 6704501 Dave
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No shit. I can't stand that idiot.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:45 | 6704247 sphindog
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Maybe I'm in the minority, but the Mexicans that I know are the hardest working people in town...and they're here legally.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:55 | 6704528 Dave
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I've run many rig crews over the years and the Mexican crews are usually the better workers.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 10:45 | 6706178 GMadScientist
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The only one I know is here legally too, became a citizen as well. Watching the bureaucracy that he had to wade through to do it made me understand why so many illegals don't bother exercising that route. It's expensive, time-consuming, and really just a way to make sure the man gets his FICA fix, at the end of the day.

He doesn't work that hard though, having a PhD makes manual labor something he only does on the weekends at home for my sister.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:02 | 6703833 J S Bach
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I beg to disagree with the name choice.

With sustained winds of hot air clocked at 200 mph, it should have been called Hurricane Hillary.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:58 | 6704320 billybobtx
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Yep he is the worst. He went off on me one day when I asked him where his funding came from.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:06 | 6704348 20-20 Hindsight
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That doesn't surprise me.  Every time I read a ZH article, I'm almost convinced that the end of the world is five minutes away.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:36 | 6704447 bobola
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Drama, like sex, sells. 

The more outrageous the headline, the more clicks.

Don't complain about the endless popup ads, or ask how to block them, or your account will get axed.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 22:25 | 6705267 conscious being
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"or ask how to block them, or your account will get axed."

That's just stupidly false. Install Ghostery or adblock. If you use FireFox, you can install them as browser ad ons. Look it up.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 08:09 | 6705910 HowdyDoody
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Nope, every Mexican needs their own hurricane to defend themselves against surprise hurricane attacks.

 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:35 | 6703698 RafterManFMJ
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Ah, so that's why coke prices are going up.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:48 | 6704260 Billy the Poet
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"No Coke, Pepsi."

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:56 | 6703523 Luc X. Ifer
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... just the first one, and more to come :)

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:49 | 6704274 Billy the Poet
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Not if we can get those taxes raised first!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 22:41 | 6705302 conscious being
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On a long enough time scale, of course. In the mean time, can any AGW believer address the elephant in the room? How can you get all jazzed up about climate change and ignore the geoengineering program that's gone on for years? If you want to deny the existance of the geoengineering, ... well then I will understand your climate concerns are faith based a opposed to objective observation.

The Jet Stream over the Eastern Pacific has been obviously manipulated by parts of the USG for years. Maybe they've stopped for some reason like Russia and China told them they were violating international treaties? Maybe the storm door is now open and this monster 'caine is an aspect of reverting to norm after the distortion?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 23:30 | 6705397 MEAN BUSINESS
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President Putin mentioned depletion of natural resources, habitat destruction, and climate change in his 28SEP15 Un address. No mention of CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

obviously he's in on it. No? oh riiiiight, the super secret meeting where 'they' were told to STOP!!!!! before it's TOO LAAAATE!!!! 

so of course 'they' did, immediately, but alas, the end is nigh, pandora's box has been opened

but 'they' haven't stopped! All you have to do is go out and just look up! What's the great Dane's latest assessment? Hopefully Implied Violins caught a break from surface-to-air- missle WATCH long enough to bring ZH some links. Hopefully benb-and-the-ChemtrailJets will have the latest from SDG 2030 and HAARP!!!!!!!!!

 

Say, got a weight on that there elephant? gonna reveal the truth this Sunday?

LULZ

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 09:09 | 6705976 conscious being
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Vapid point. Climate Change is real. It happens all the time. Mostly in response to what the Sun is up to. Chemtrails are real. Again, how can someone get worked up about AGW and ignore the in-your-face chemtrails? Maybe we should find out what the spraying program is all about before we start proposing solutions to real or imagined AGW?

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 17:37 | 6707216 Flakmeister
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Contrails are real.... Chemtrails ain't..

Is there anything that you can get straight??

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 23:25 | 6708064 MEAN BUSINESS
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You demand that every party to the Kyoto Protocol postpone the Paris Conference Of Parties 21, and demand that every national science academy on earth "find out what the spraying program is all about" so the Parties can proceed with taking action on AGW?

You are insane. Neither of the above are going to happen so if "the spraying program" concerns you I suggest you move somewhere else. Or is "the spraying program" occurring everywhere on earth?

What's that you say? You shouldn't have to give up your 'lifestyle' and suffer health problems because of the evil chemtrails and the injustice of it all? You're fighting the good fight to protect your grandchildren's future?

Yeah, typical self-conscious self-absorbed being. Fuck you. You have no idea what is in store for your great-grandchildren.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 23:34 | 6705426 Alvin Fernald
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Maybe the goal was to warm ocean temps and use storms as a weapon.

Sun, 10/25/2015 - 09:15 | 6705498 Flakmeister
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The oceans are currently accumalating heat at the net rate of 4 Hiroshima A-Bombs per second...

The worlds nuclear arsenal would correspond to a day or so...

Ignorance and innumeracy go hand in hand. All you need is some ideological fuel and a match for self immolation...

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 01:34 | 6705594 Ex-MislTech
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One of the things heating the oceans is underwater volcanoes.

 

The exact number is unknown, though we do know the entire

length of the plate boundarys have thermal vents.

 

With 5 volcanoes erupting in Indonesia at the same time it

might be safe to say there is an uptick in activity on the ring of fire.

 

http://www.weather.com/news/news/five-indonesia-volcanoes-erupt-ash-skies

 

The number of hurricanes is at a 45 year low.

 

http://www.climatedepot.com/2015/09/10/global-hurricane-energy-at-45-yea...

 

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 16:55 | 6705948 Flakmeister
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Ah, confirmation bias at its finest...

That would explain why water gets colder as you get deeper and how the warm SSTs are correlated with the plate boundaries....

\sarc...

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 23:41 | 6708087 MEAN BUSINESS
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It's right there in the "So you want to be an IPCC contributor" guide: "studies of the sun's or vulcano's influence are not accepted".

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:38 | 6703709 pelican
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Just in from NSA intercept

 

"I better grab my pollo and sombrero and run to the land of Obama."

 

 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:54 | 6703794 Bryan
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Yeah, and to say it's the third strongest in world history, and then only go back to 1958?  Sorry, but world history covers a lot more ground than 60-odd (or 100, or 1000) years.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:02 | 6703837 AchtungAffen
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Yeah, except that there weren't any reliable measurement of such storms before the XXth century... No way to reliably measure = no records = no history.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:35 | 6704444 Carpenter1
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Not to your average american sheep. "World history" started around WW2 and is encapsulated in the US of A.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:09 | 6704088 JRobby
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Where the hell is Cantore!?!?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:13 | 6704375 Bush Baby
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Good thing their houses are built out of cement, that shit ever hit the USA, the coastal communities would look like the salt flats

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:14 | 6704380 A Nanny Moose
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grammar, logic, rethoric = Trivium. Gammar is always first foundation to lay in any argumentation.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:18 | 6705495 BarkingCat
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Grammar is what?
I mean, what the hell is gammar?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 19:01 | 6704539 unicorn
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 Hektopascal
Taifun    Tip        1979    870,
Taifun    Nora    1973    875,
Taifun    June    1975    875,
Taifun    Ida        1958    877,
Taifun    Kit       1966        880,

Hurrikan    Patricia    2015    880,
Hurrikan    Wilma        2005    882,

Orkan    Lothar    1999    962,
Orkan    Kyrill    2007    less than 960

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:13 | 6703453 BaBaBouy
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Hilly... Have You EVER Seen anyone MORE Lusting For Power ???

Fucking Look Out!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:24 | 6703391 DontGive
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Let's all organize a concert to raise cash for the "corrupt officials"....ooops I mean the childrens!

It's what Hillary our beloved emperor would do. Just look at the miracles she did in Haiti.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:41 | 6703459 e_goldstein
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 Qu'ils mangent de la mud.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:31 | 6703424 WTFRLY
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Killary

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:10 | 6703592 Spitzer
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This should bring the price of hookers down a bit in Mexico. Prices are stubbornly high for such a poor cuntry.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:05 | 6704070 lincolnsteffens
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If you would "lay" off a bit Spitzer there might be more supply than demand.

This is supposed to be an economics trashing forum, isn't it?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:35 | 6703436 Fred Garvin
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Hurricane Trump, There will be hell toupe!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:29 | 6703670 NEOSERF
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We should start naming these after current politicians and then move into past hated politicians and finally maybe IRS official names..

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:22 | 6703378 MalteseFalcon
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Either youse guys pay carbon taxes or Burrito-land gets it.

Capice?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:51 | 6704511 Guitarbill
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Silly, just make it a "No Hurricane zone" and everything will be fine....I wonder what's on CNN tonight? can't wait!!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:18 | 6704855 Poundsand
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Like anyone has ever stopped at an Obama red line before. 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 21:49 | 6705156 Antifaschistische
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OH CRAP!! What about all those timeshares? What about all that "International Real Estate" they've been pumping on TV the last 5 years....oh well, I'm sure Mexico Real Estate Insurance is well funded, legitimate, honest and very customer oriented.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:09 | 6703339 Skateboarder
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Exactly what I was thinking. Millions more in Mexican influx as "refugees." You can only hope that they like working for a living...

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:13 | 6703352 atomicwasted
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They do, as a matter of fact.  

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:11 | 6703346 38BWD22
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When I was 14 our family took a vacation in Puerto Vallarta, it was quaint and non-touristy vs. today.

One day I went body-surfing.  I caught a wave 8' high, and got beaten up pretty hard when I went "over the falls".  That kept me out of the water for the rest of the day...

I can only imagine what 39' waves would do, to people and to structures.

Hang in there, Mexico.  Our wishes and prayers.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:35 | 6703439 cheech_wizard
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Body surfing while the smaller sharks get washed up on the beach...

Standard Disclaimer: True Story!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:38 | 6703449 CheapBastard
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I used to go there in the 1970s...it was great back then...only one 'big hotel' and otherwise little canin type things you could rent. I hear it's pretty dangerous there now, sort of like Acapulco.

 

Sad what these gangs have done.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:05 | 6703571 Squid Viscous
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isn't Manzanillo where they filmed "Ten" - maybe they can send that annoying cunt Bo Derek down there again stat!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:43 | 6704234 MsCreant
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I did not mark you down. Back in her day she was beautiful. She is attractive now, for her age, very elegant. Not sure why she is annoying?

 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:41 | 6704928 Freddie
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I am sickened by the invasion of Amerika by corrupt mexico but the scummy USSA is almost as corrupt.

These poor people.  This storm is worse than Camille that hit Texas in the early 1970s which was a nightmare,  Prayers for these poor people.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:27 | 6703389 Sergeiab
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Waves of global warming rhetoric to come

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:37 | 6703447 83_vf_1100_c
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  There are huge profits for the 0.1% in carbon tax credits et al. Fuck a bunch of global warming. If true it will stabilise nicely once the over-population problem solves itself.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:13 | 6704099 lincolnsteffens
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The sun's interaction with earth causes temperature flux, earthquakes, volcanoes and storms. We should petition Con-gress to make the earth a sunshine free zone.  Problem solved.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:54 | 6704297 Salsa Verde
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Sending congress to the surface of the sun would solve MANY problems.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:25 | 6705503 BarkingCat
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I have to wonder Whose congressional butt boy down voted you comment.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:51 | 6704505 Ms. Erable
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According to the media, there would be no sunshine if it didn't spring forth from ol' Barry Soetoro's ass (when Reggie's not filling it, that is).

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:27 | 6705508 BarkingCat
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Is that how we have day and night?
When Reggie pulls out the giant gapping asshole emmits light?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:51 | 6704961 Freddie
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+100

AGW alarmists never address the biggest game in the galaxy....the Sun.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 22:14 | 6705239 MEAN BUSINESS
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Freddie, since you don't define "AGW alarmists" I'm going to assume that since you use the term "AGW" you are therefore referring to the IPCC. There is no doubt that the IPCC has been ringing alarm bells since its inception following The Toronto Conference. It is argued that they weren't ringing them LOUD enough but there is little ambiguity on this point following the release of AR5.

To say that "the Sun" has never been addressed in the IPCC Assessment Reports is disingenuous. 

disgraceful you are. Best you stick to gathering little factoids about relatively inconsequential matters and by all means continue to bash your pets.

you da man!

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:24 | 6705500 J in Vegas
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My 2 cents, the last time a hurricane formed like this was 97, which was one of the strongest El nino years, now they are predicting another strong year and this happens... Just saying.

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 01:29 | 6705583 MEAN BUSINESS
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"The sun's interaction with earth causes temperature flux, earthquakes, volcanoes and storms."

is a relatively MEANINGLESS statement. The sun's interaction with earth caused 7+ billion humans. It's what we're causing that is meaningful, not only to us but possibly most spieces (flora and fauna) on this planet.

my two cents: anthropocene.

(having trouble figuring how your reply is germaine J in Vegas, can you elaborate?)

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 23:39 | 6705433 MEAN BUSINESS
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"it will stabilise nicely once the over-population problem solves itself."

Phew, glad there's no chance of it stabilizing not-nicely.

Anyone for tennis?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:55 | 6703518 cougar_w
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Hurricanes intensify over warm ocean waters. While scientists do not expect more hurricanes due to AGW, they do expect them to become stronger on average simply because of increases in sea-surface temperatures.

There, happy?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:59 | 6703820 joe6px
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More El Nino than AGW.  Milankovitch has us in an inter-glacial period.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:06 | 6703857 Bunghole
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+1.000 for referencing the Milankovitch cycle.

It would benefit our politicians and media whores to understand it as well.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:14 | 6703887 joe6px
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Sorry, contrary science does not fit the narrative.  Throw in what we know about the Maunder Minimum and the current weak solar cycle and we could hear a different tune if anyone was really interested in the truth.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:02 | 6704058 cougar_w
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You know what, all that science you mention has been part of the global warming conversation from the start. All of it, in detail, from the start. It was the first thing anyone looked at.

It's not contrary science at all, was not ignored, but it also didn't change anyone's mind.

That's the narrative. Adjust your propaganda accordingly. 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:24 | 6704153 Herd Redirectio...
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Not ignored, but didn't change anyone's mind, either?

So kinda like if it was ignored, then?  Define ignore: fail to consider, reject as groundless, refuse to take notice of...  Sure sounds like its been ignored!

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” Upton Sinclair
Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:52 | 6704216 cougar_w
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Didn't ignore it means it's part of the decision tree. Part of the models. Part of the math. Part of the discussion. Part of the peer reviewed publication record. Part of everything.

For all that, didn't matter as much as unsequestering 1 gigaton of stored carbon.

That's how science works. It's called principal component analysis; making no assumptions in advance just throw everything in and see what actually matters, take the important stuff and move on from there. The things that don't matter nearly as much are still interesting, but you can focus on on a smaller problem set instead of trying to make everyone your friend.

All of science is that way.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:57 | 6704313 Billy the Poet
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That's what Piltdown Man told me.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:09 | 6704357 cougar_w
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Piltdown Man was a fraud, revealed as such via investigative methods.

Science won.

Less can be said of Jesus as the son of God though I'm okay with people thinking what they want to if it means they can keep their shit wired up and don't try to kill me with any of their 300 million guns.

Dang but it's hazardous being right all the time.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:17 | 6704381 Billy the Poet
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Before science proved that Piltdown Man was a fraud science upheld the validity of Piltdown Man for decades. The same thing will likely happen with so called "global warming" which as I showed you yesterday is demonstrably untrue.

I don't believe in Jesus but I can see how you might be envious about how popular his religion is in comparison to your own. But give it time, maybe Michael Mann will walk upon the waters and cool the tempestuous seas.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 19:21 | 6704628 cougar_w
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In the areas where science holds, science always wins.

AGW is sceince, and the science is correct. You can scream and cry all you want but the slow, grinding gears of human thought are turning and you are already vastly incorrect.

Pity though, it won't even matter in the end for we are already un-made. It was all too late.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 19:42 | 6704713 Billy the Poet
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So yours is an end time religion? Fascinating.

Get me an anthropologist, stat!

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:24 | 6705483 MEAN BUSINESS
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These spurious arguements thrown up (the climate always changes-yeah so, mideaval warming period-yeeah so, and here Piltdown Man-yeah so) demonstrate some people's inability to understand the exponential function. What used to take four decades to wade through (Piltdown Man) can now be done in a relative flash. There were about 1 billion people living on earth in 1912 when Piltdown Man arrived on the scene...

When Flakmeister says "write a paper" he's pointing to the idea that in this age of 'getting worse...faster', AGW would be in the dustbin of history already, yet the opposite is happening. This is not to imply that nothing remains to be discovered...

The same reasoning applies to 'chemtrails' and HAARP, but in reverse: if they were implicated in say the Cali drought, the data would be all.over.the.place. And talk about USA centric - oh-emm-gee! (I'm stealing that)

Radical Marijuana is the only one I've met with a DECENT argument - how the dominant philosophy of science came to be the dominant philosophy of science, and everything that goes with that. It's more of a feeling, I think AGW is THE gateway to a new dominant philosophy of science???

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 09:28 | 6706014 conscious being
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Carbon build up in the atmosphere is a trailing indicator of historic global warming periods. It doesn't predict warming. There is plenty of data showing man made Jet Stream anomolies over the Eastern Pacific and Western North America, but you will never see it if you don't take a look, will you?

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 17:00 | 6707117 Flakmeister
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If the Milankovitch cycles are the dominant forcing then C02 levels are a feedback. 500 Gigatonnes of net anthropogenic C02 over the past 150 years blows away the piddling forcing that drove the Ice Ages over the past 800,000 years...

It's called science and it works, bitchez...

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:32 | 6705514 BarkingCat
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How would you know about being right all the time when you are wrong on this topic?

Sat, 10/24/2015 - 17:01 | 6707120 Flakmeister
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And you have done nothing to demonstrate that...

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:54 | 6704975 Freddie
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+1

AGW = Big $$$$

Just like endless wars and looting countries especially their gold holdings.  See Libya and Ukraine. .

Follow the money.  Always follow the money.  AGW is about grants, carbon taxes, $$$, more $$$ and lies.  Billions and billions of $$$.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:14 | 6703886 cougar_w
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Sure this one is El Nino, no question. It was more of a general question about hurricanes and AGW.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:34 | 6703960 JRobby
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Larry is AFF. Assume he resides in Dallas so

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:34 | 6703961 Powder
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Seems they will be blown across the border at 200MPH

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:26 | 6703351 thunderchief
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Most immigrants these days are from Asia.  Look it up.

Mexicans are not breeding like before, and they are getting old, and understand how screwed up the USA is.  

Any wall on the border  will be to keep gringos in, not latinos out.

Word's out in Spanish I here.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:39 | 6703454 CheapBastard
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Que?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:24 | 6703918 Hulk
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Quoi ?

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:50 | 6704019 Blankenstein
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I looked it up, you must not have.

 

"China, the Philippines, Korea and Vietnam are among the top 10 countries of origin for the Asian illegal immigrant population, which has remained stable at 1.3 million -- about 11 percent of all undocumented immigrants."

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2014/11/21/7-charts-that-...


 


Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:28 | 6703406 FireBrander
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The most powerfull storms were in the 1960's...so is "Global Warming"...ooops, sorry, strike that..."Global Climate Change" causing a reduction in the number of severe storms....seems like someone screeched the opposite...

Climate change will cause storms, hurricanes and tropical storms to become more intense.

"Scientists say...."

http://www.nature.org/ourinitiatives/urgentissues/global-warming-climate...

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:12 | 6704366 mc225
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i wonder if the record storms in the '60s were at least partly the result of all of the nuclear bomb tests...

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:33 | 6703431 dicksburnt
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Real Hurricanes names  William, Alan, George, Ben, Barack, Janet .............. 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:34 | 6703695 Herd Redirectio...
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Also Tropical Storm Stanley Fischer.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:02 | 6703838 claytonmoore50
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"That should stop the flow of illegal immigrants from coming over for a while."

Are you kidding?! It'll push them up here FASTER!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 18:42 | 6704472 SilverDoctors
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Live Video feed from Puerto Vallarta beach 

Patricia could completely wipe out Fresnillo's 65 million oz of silver production... 

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:05 | 6703316 JustObserving
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Mexican drug lord, El Chapo, has already built a well-ventilated mile long tunnel to escape from the hurricane

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:05 | 6703317 LawsofPhysics
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Surf's up!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:08 | 6703331 SILVERGEDDON
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CHARLIE DON'T SURF !!!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:15 | 6703358 MadVladtheconquerer
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Banzai Pipeline!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:06 | 6703324 elegance
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Wait until it crosses into the Gulf and re-strenghtens

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:13 | 6703353 Falling Down
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Would be great if it took out some refineries and tank farms.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:19 | 6703370 gmak123
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If that happens either Texas or Louisiana will be toast

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:45 | 6703474 Jackagain
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Thery're calling for flooding in Texas

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 17:56 | 6704309 Blano
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Noticed yesterday suddenly there is a "hurricane evacuation route" sign on one of the highways I take to work here south of Dallas. Had to laugh.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 20:23 | 6704876 83_vf_1100_c
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  1 hour East of Dallas. Got some nice puddles building up and the pond filled up nicely.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:51 | 6703501 Dave Thomas
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The languishing oil industry could use a write off!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:33 | 6703527 Squid Viscous
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only a thousand miles of land and two mountain ranges left to stop it, good call!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:06 | 6703325 smacker
Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:17 | 6703364 A82EBA
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very cool thanks

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:55 | 6703516 caustixoid
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wow, it's beautiful!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:27 | 6703928 Hulk
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OMG, the planet is covered with Centipeds !!!

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:06 | 6703326 two hoots
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Just move to safety, there is nothing better one can do.  This is gonna suck for lots of people

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 15:01 | 6703553 RockyRacoon
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Just declare it a Wind Free Zone.  Seems to work for... wait, never mind.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 16:25 | 6703923 Hulk
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Do you realize how many Mexican Restaurants you are going to put out of business???

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:07 | 6703327 SILVERGEDDON
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We should send all of our politicians, bankers, lawyers, and stock market pros down there to help out. Drop 'em all into the eye of the storm so they don't miss any of the action.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:24 | 6703365 SillySalesmanQu...
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That's a great suggestion, an all expense paid "fact finding" junket for all 535 Congrescritters to Puerto Vallharta to study immigration issues...plane leaves at 5:00, no need to pack a bag.

Fri, 10/23/2015 - 14:09 | 6703329 Dr. Engali
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Krugman applauds the jobs that will be created as a result. Maybe the mass migration will reverse.

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