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I'll take one from column 'A' and two from......
BTW he's not a dictator but an actual living demigod. That's divinity watching Daffy Duck reruns.
Looks like he's doing it right to me.
Addicted to Ruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
The only things missing are the Persian cat and mini-me...
Yabba, Yabba, Yabba...
Why doesn't this fellow share?
Somebody oughta do a comic takeoff movie on this guy and then blame the devaluation of the peso and some computer hacking on his lack of maturity and anger management skills.....
Picture the following in a think cloud:
"Damn I'm glad this shirttail is long enough to hide my chubby, look at these babes! I'm the shiznit!"
A baker's dozen viagra pleeze,,,
You, in my room at 10...and bring a friend. <<< the sheriff of Nottingham
;-D
I would beat the shit outta that fat fuck piece of shit fucker so fucking fast and free that country in 2 minutes!!!
Sociopath scumbag shouldn't be alive. It's pathetic that not one scumbag who can get near him will put a bullet in his fucking head.
Think about it...Kennedy was murdered by the CIA in broad daylight in Dallas fucking Texas but no North Korean dictator has been taken out yet???
And think about this....
Treasonous American traitors in our goverment supply, train, fund, transport, and arm ISIS terrorists in Syria. Illegaly...un-Constitutionally, treasonously, criminally!!!!!!!! And nobody does a fucking thing about it!!!
At the same time the world let's this fat fucking scumbag continue to run N. Korea like an Aushwitz prison camp.
WAR CRIMINALS IN ALL GOVERNMENT!!!! They're all scumbags and should be hanged for war crimes and treason, plain and simple!!!!!
he's far more valuable alive than dead.
anyone interested in the strange that is north korea, or just loves magnificent writing, should read "the orphanmaster's son".
+1
There you go again, always with the OrientalPsychopathoPhobic comments! Is there no end to it?
It's been a while since I read up on it, but I was under the impression that NK was run by a hidden elite similar to the US, and good ol' Kim here is just a figurehead, not unlike O is here, than when he took over from his father there was basically a behind the scenes coup that permitted him to "rule" but all the decsions were being made elsewhere.
Still, a great job if you can get it and survive.
So you are saying that capital punishment by AA cannon fire is an urban myth?/s
If North Korea has oil, we'd be all over it.
that shirt tail isn't long enough to hide that he's chubby though.
he can't read minds.
Maybe he's a regular reader,if not poster.
Here's some advice for you Kimmy boy.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110203093422AAhUp8F
The last time someone made a movie that denigrated a cult-like political entity, things didn't turn out too well, for our ambassador, three members of his staff, and the filmmaker, at least.
Mat Parker and Trey Stone are dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob0QTmYlVKA
Real gangsta ass niggas!
Classic West Chustle (west coast swing/cha cha/hustle) tune. Perfect for fusion dance expression... just saying.
Tastes like chicken
Asian girl number one.
I have a feeling this guy is not jealous of our freedom.
and number two and number three and number four...
Standard Disclaimer: I always knew he was a closet Mormon.
If he grew up here - he is that kid that got bullied by everyone - fat lard!
Not a McLandwhale in the audience. Perhaps there is something to be learned here?
Q: Why are all of the girls smiling?
A: They have to.
A: Dennis Rodman
I think they're safe...he likey boys
In this day and age...why do we allow him to exist?
His country doesn't have anything worth stealing, so he is safe from the US.
The MIC loves this guy for regularly amping up the booga-booga.
and he takes heat off israel.
North Korea is a Chinese dissident burial ground.
That place is more haunted than Bernankes boxer shorts.
SO damned funny I had log in just to fall outta my chair.
It was funny, and tragically accurate. But don't suck his cock man, come on
So our idiots can look better in relation and so the MIC can keep spending.
America would love to get rid of him. North Korea is where the revolution is going to start!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NMr2VrhmFI
Why do "we" allow him to exist? Jesus Christ. You are a fucking moron.
I wouldn't get out of bed...
Whaddya want to bet that he cant attain erection ???
Well, unlike Caitlyn he actually had his penis removed.
In that case, I want to be demigod of the US if someone will kindly locate Hilliary to another cuntry...
Pardon me for interjecting Cog D....this is glimpse at our shared global future. Study and learn.
Now you know what Dennis Rodman was doing over there. Those slopes had never had anything besides little Asian dicks their entire lives before he came to town. Madonna said he had the biggest cock she ever had, and that's saying something coming from the world's most prolific cum dump.
If that fat little shovelhead shoots anyone, it should be his barber and his tailor.
the elites set up his grandfather, and kept his father and now him in charge. clinton gave him the nuke plant, in case you forgot.
I think Hillary has his tailor under Secret Service protection.
i own a shovehead. starts everytime if you have a wife to push it.
He has retrograde ejaclation.
More like, "it's good to be the king!"
Oppan Gangnam Style!
That's one gelatinous little fucker who really should experience some trauma.
One consolation is that he's still downloading his porn by dialup.
It pains me that the little bastard piglet gets to slay his country's finest poon.
What we dont see on the photo though is what they are looking at... gay porn! ;)
so. he is not surrounded by queers. racist.
I dun no.
He resembles Chaz Bono more every day.
Maybe that's Chaz' job when he's not competing on Dancing With The Stars.
Where else can you use anti-aircraft guns to mow down your pundits in front of a crowd?
North Korea confirms anti-aircraft gun execution of defence chief | Daily Mail Online
North Korea Uses Anti-Aircraft Gun to Execute Officials - The Truth About Guns
Obama is surrounded by young boys
"Me lucky sumamabeech enti-ya Worl'! " Dear Leada' Pop tiNY Pee-pee in all deese beeches, wife say nutting or I tear 'part wit' starving dog ! "
hold on. is that jenner on the far left?
Ah, watching "The Interview" with his body guards.
All goes to prove that hot chicks prefer fat ugly little dirt bags................... Especially when the alternative is being run over by a 20 ton tank.
People will eat excrement for money.
And for the prospect of money. Hence the terms "lickspittle" and "toady".
Isn't that what the Hollywood entertainment industry all about?
He's dreamin, That fat disgusting anal pustule couldn't satisfy any one of them even if he could find that little grubworm under that gut flap.
Great put down... You're just jealous he's the fearless leader though...
umm.. no Im not. Ive been to Korea.
reminds me of Qadaffi and his elite female Amazon protection force.
looks like Kim will be next to go
I remember the pic of his female body guards strutting about with AKs in high heels.
It was also said that his Ukrainian (or whatever nationality) nurse was a tranny.
Now, about that gold and your non-complaint central bank, Omar ....
I think he might just have been taking the piss!
As 'world leaders' go, he didn't seem all that bad - once you get past the west's poisonous propaganda.
It was only when he mentioned going to the Yellow Metal that the shit hit the fan.
You think ten wives is hard, try being married to Hillary" - Kim Jung IUn
Where is his Playstation console?
Its good to be king
Him and Hillary could rotate pants suits.
"You idiots ! I said I wanted to have 'four chins', not virgins"
I'm gonna fuck all y'all! [Clevon, Idiocracy]
[1:57] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzbWXgM0ygU
Ho ho ho! [Jabba the Hutt, Return of the Jedi]
[0:25] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAj4I2IkOc
"Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence.." One of the best movies on many levels.
lol :]
Little Kimmie Pudgkins and his gaggle of pan-scrubbing Stepkord wives.
We can see why Bernie wants a socialist utopia.
How much of this orchestrated hate against NK is true when many of the so called dissidents have admitted fabricating their stories for cash? Is Kim the only one who uses photo opportunities for self aggrandisement? Caveat emptor with Western propaganda.
North Korea doesn't yet have a Rotschild bank. The demonising will continue until they get one in there. That's what all this demonizing is about, nothing else.
That's a lot to think about. I'll get back to you.
You're such an eloquent individual. I think you could be possibly conflating death and starvation with " Caveat emptor".
Not unlike the American taxpayer born last night, that's approximately $63.000.00 in servitude? What a legacy we've left for the little ones?
And his Wife is where ? haven't seen photo ops of him and his new lovely bride lately, would they even announce it if she was ( whats a polite word for terminated )
She is on his immediate right.
Feminists: "Women in Video Games are underrepresented. We must institute controls in order to fix this threat to liberty that Western Men continue to perpetuate on Women."
Meanwhile in Kim Jong Un Land.....
Socialist Glorious Leader God Guy: "Now which of these rrroverrrry sex products sherr I prrray with tonight?"
Women: "Not me, not me, not me, not me...
I'll tell you what's funny about this picture. It says one thing.
The last sex this guy had was with a guy named Dennis.
There are a few of the guys behind the queerly little runt flipping him the bird.
I'm missing the poinnt of this, except that the fat girl in the middle in the black pant-suit is oddly out of place.
Is that Hillary?
No, actually that's Larry Summers.
This would of been Bill Clinton if a third term was allowed.
BEST CAPTION EVER!
That WILL be slick willie if Hitlery gets to be POTUS... who do you think will be the 'First Dude'? OMG somebody please just shoot me now...
Talking about putting your best face on; Winsome young ladies always works...
"This one show up skirt spycam shot. See huge weenie? That why she never wear pants. They call this First Lady!"
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! That chick in the middle is so freaking UGLY they made her wear black. :(poor thing):
One of those girls should take their wide ass calves and give him a head scissors in his sleep. Don't North Koreans take martial arts anymore... sheesh. This would of course be risking a torturous death but it's probably a better alternative then spending their days digging for his wee-wang. Holy shit, there are definitely worse things than death.
Like being married to Hillzilla for god knows how many years?
Hill and Bilary are not really married.
What keeps 'em together is that they both have so much shit on each other that if one goes down the other does too.
just not on each other.
As someone who has been squeezed by them wide ass calves, I can assure you it is anything but torturous!!!
that right there is one funny post
Actually I think they refer to it as 'no-dong', just like some of their missles...
"I'M NOT GAY"
Homophobe
Fuckwit
Safest gun free zone in the world.
I feel like I'm trolling you...lol.
Be that as it may, it's certainly safe for the ones who control all the guns, yes ;-)
Nearly story about Kim or NK turns out to be a hoax, but ignorant Americans never tire of believing them. They love the propaganda their handlers feed them.
Dennis Rodman is that you?
Certainly looks like him ;-)
Smells like kimchee
It's good to be the king.
Re-defining the word "dictator" as a 'tater with a dick.
They all look alike.
Bored on a Sunday afternoon I started to watch the Seth Rogen/James Franco movie about Kim called the Interview. That was one of the Sony movies that got hacked and posted online before its release date. The reviews weren't great but to be honest I really quite enjoyed it. Yes, there were some dud moments in the script but also some good belly laughs and some asian hotties.
I'd bet he secretly craves a pudgy White soccer Mom.
I'll bet he craves GMO tapioca pudding on Xi Jinpings' left testicle.
Has anyone looked at the pictures of those North Korean reactors?
This is how antiquated Western intelligence is. north korean reactor pictures - Google Search
The U.S.-North Korean Agreed Framework at a Glance | Arms Control Association
Bugs Bunny could give him a run for his money IMHO.
A handy piece in the insane games played by governments.
Kinda like a wild card that can be used to fire up the sheople, as required, from time to time.
If ever he outlives his usefulness, he'll be sorry he was ever born.
Just like Japanese chicks, sausages for legs
Dennis Hastert kind of approves of the visuals in this picture.
Pay your taxes to the tax code he brokered from 1987-2007 to find the secret. Or don't. And see what happens. Paul Ryan for GOP speaker of the house 2015.
They're enjoying a short intermission.
okay president trump surrounded by his cabinet members? okay hes no dictator until someone tells him he is.
Sadistic inbred freak deserves Muammar Cadaver's fate....
Yet the world thinks he's 'cute' or something.
Cute? Maybe in an overgrown, oily sort of Chucky the killer psycho doll way; looks like the dude combs his hair with buttered toast....
Alright gulls, pay close attention to this scene
It make all of u so hoh-nee
This wahh Dennis Wodman and I double team Witch ad Simmons, that cute white boy with tight hot pants and pubic hah evwee wah
He nevah knew who wa coming and who wa goin
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm willing to wager a drink that Kim is the one who prefers getting his ass kicked. Those innocent looking stumpy legged concubines probaby shove a ball in his mouth and string him up with ratchet straps and violate him with a Dennis Rodman dildo, piercings included... and then it probably gets weird.
you are killin it tonight
"A blond! A blond! My kingdom for a blond!"
My god, he killed all the males?
old Korean saying: "keep your friends close, keep your friendly females even closer"
Notice all the dudes are at the back of Kim's audience. They must be Kim's "yes men". I guess one can call the pretty gals at the front the "hmmm...yes, yes, please" girls. I wonder how many of the Yes Men are comtemplating the Caitlyn Jenner snip as a form of career advancement? Probably the only way they're going to get into the inner circle.
Snow Whites and the Dwarf.
Another instance of him posturing that he's in possession of a devastating missile.....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/a-very-important-guide-to-penis-siz...
Glass. Ashtray?
I need a much higher res copy of this picture. For research.
Like this: http://jto.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/f-koreakim-b-2015...
He is the only one that looks relaxed, quelle surprise.
Appears to me that Mr. Kim and audience are looking at a movie titled "The Interview"...here is an overview...
“The Interview” is a goofy, strenuously naughty, hit-and-miss farce, propelled not by any particular political ideas but by the usual spectacle of male sexual, emotional and existential confusion. Full review A. O. Scott·New York TimesHe is better than :
1. CabalCock$uckerLiarDrugAddictHomObamma who takes bribes from corporates as election funding
(election funding money from corporates & cabal banksters is a rape of democracy, actually demoncracy now)
2. DeadPigHeadFcukerSatanicDavidCameron a parrot of Satan America .
____ must go.
____ must go
Fill in the blanks as dictated by Evil America.
Now who is the dictator .
(What about Iraq , Libya, Vietnam, Hiroshima, Nagasaki .... millions of innocent deaths )
Western Education, Western Democracy is a SHAM
They cover up all the bad blood under the carpet with nice words
thinking that they can fool the world
WEST MUST BE DESTROYED
N.Korea is the hope for the mankind to deliver it from the evil of west.
THUMBS UP TO N.KOREA
Develop , deploy your nuclear arms , N.Korea & destroy the west , we all hope
Yep we got nukes!
"Ok Barry, you caught me. The last one we sent you was a guy. We have a new batch of wives for you to pick from. Please don't pick the ones in olive coat this time, because, you know, there is limit on what we can do."
Watching the live feed of Russian bombing of London and Armata tanks rolling into France and Germany.
US president assasinated by disgruntled secret service employee.
Coming soon to a theatre near you !
Beauties and the Shreik
I gather all those girls are his when he wants...or else.
Dear Leader's Wifey (at right)...is not amused.