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Brits Turn To "Sugar Daddy" To 'Date' Their Way Out Of Student Debt

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While record numbers of indebted Americans are increasingly turning to exchanging bodily fluids directly for cash, it appears (by implication) British students are taking a similar (but indirect) path to reducing their debt loads. As Sky News reports, thousands of British students are funding their way through university on so-called "Sugar Daddy" websites. One site, SeekingArrangement.com, claims 12,600 UK students have signed up with proof of university enrolment, with some making over $3,000 per month for her 'arrangement' enabling her to pay off her student loan and travel more. While sex is not 'expected', as one female student explained, "there's a fine line between being a 'sugar baby' and prostitution."

Well, not really...

The sites advertise themselves as a way for "beautiful, ambitious people to graduate debt free" through "arrangements" with older "sponsors"...

"Attending college means you have a choice: take out loans and eat ramen, or get a Sugar Daddy and live the life you always wanted." (on your back?)

All seems above board?!??

In an interview with Sky News, Brandon Wade, the founder of SeekingArrangement.com denied it was an escort site but that it enabled "sugar babies" to "upgrade their lifestyle".

He said sex was never expected, but it is aspired to and that the website had led to countless marriages worldwide.

"You want to find somebody who is well educated, who can provide for you financially, you know it's sort of the Disney dream so to say," said Mr Wade.

However, a married 62-year-old sugar daddy who is currently seeing four sugar babies told Sky News:

"I wouldn't be able to meet girls as young and as beautiful as this through an ordinary dating website".

 

He also said that "sex is an integral part of the site".

 

He believed consensual relationships were "really appropriate for students" looking to supplement their bank accounts.

 

"What a great way to get a little bit of extra pocket money and much better than having to spend eight hours slogging in a bar earning the minimum wage," he added.

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What better way indeed...

 

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Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:18 | 6719458 y3maxx
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...I'm bisexual....if i cant have sex w/ my wife...I go and buy it.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 09:57 | 6799248 BramsMountainFo...
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While this sugar daddy post is now almost 3 weeks old, it's the reason I finally registered on this great forum, so I should make the point I originaly intended.

You're conducting friendly fire when you condemn males for doing what 99.9% of males want to do, which is to date younger partners. It's in the DNA. It cannot be socially engineered out of us. In fact, the only reason why humans live to age 90+ is because men that age were sleeping with their employees, slaves, etc such as with policies like "First Night". You probably saw the film "Rob Roy" and hated the old guy who considered it his right to sleep with Rob's wife before Rob did, but that kind of behavior in the past is why you may live to be a very old man. Think about it. The old mens' genes are what we carry. That's a good thing. The best defense against cancer is that our healthiest cancer-free male ancestors slept with women who could still have babies, while most of the least healthy men in history never procreated. Cancer free older women could never pass any valuable DNA to the world as a result of their specifically not having had cancer. Older men could and did.

In our anti-evolutionary world of today, feminists, neocons and social commies are at the root of the campaign to make men dating younger women seem worse than men dating other men. At the top, the elites don't want men making the most stable relationships there are, which are the ones where the men stay physically attracted to their partners for the longest period of time possible, something which is mostly only possible when there are age differences of 15 years or more.

Feminists are driven primarily by a need to stop men their age from abandoning them for younger women. 

Neocons are afflicted with an "out of body" desire to be part of a hivemind of good vs evil, and are thus willing to sacrifice their own personal interest in getting laid well, while also cheering the big banks as they destroy country after country, including their own, to keep the petrodollar alive for an extra year or two. Neocons are mindless fools as ZH readers already know.

Young Communists believe that every man deserves one woman and virtual polygamists, such as what the manosphere refers to as Alpha Males, are considered criminals whom insecure young commies want killed.

There was a particular comment in this thread where a young, insecure guy called for the extermination of all sugar daddies. He's a social commie. Students of the Russian Revolution know that many of the young men in the Red Army were looking forward to finally being able to mate with hot women who would otherwise have tried to hook up with a nobleman. That's why they killed noblemen with great abandon. It was all based on competion for hot women.

I am a senior citizen with 2 college student girlfriends and a common law wife. I am depriving two other men of the younger women for a certain period of time. But that is the choice of those women. That is the way things have to be with social capitalism. It's a free market.

And, no, it isn't really money that makes these relationships happen. It's mostly experience in making conversation plus confidence. Women also like men who are liked by the other women in the community, so having a distinguished, stately "wife" is a chick magnet.

Finally, older men are often filled out more in the chest and arms. One college student told me recently that the guys her age are all skinny, where their six packs are defined mostly by the lack of mass overall.

But older men be warned: young women are not attacted to pot bellies. Work hard to get a flat stomach. That alone will take ten years off your apparent age. 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:25 | 6719477 ACP
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And don't forget their new site, Miss Travel.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:25 | 6719622 TahoeBilly2012
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I have no comment on this article.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:08 | 6719711 CrazyCooter
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Males and females have innate behaviors that have been selected over 1000s of years mostly on the basis of survival and procreation. Modern science has largely figured this out and it is regularly used in media and advertising to manipulate behaviors for political position, sales, you name it.

People these days are completely screwed up in the head with rare exception.

I have a good gal at home and am very happy, but I can tell you dating at my age is a complete, total clusterfuck. I think if something happened to my gal there is no way in hell I would marry again.

Regards,

Cooter

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:10 | 6719716 Boris Alatovkrap
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Mr. Cooter,

Take care of those you are call your own and keep good company.

Sincerely,

Boris

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:16 | 6719726 cookie nookie
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It ain't worth it.  I'd rather go hungry. 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 03:13 | 6719879 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Now there's the voice of experience. Really Smith old boy, you need to give up on that Dragon Lady. You're much better off without her, IMHO.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 03:39 | 6719901 CheapBastard
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The "sugar daddy" thingy is going on all over China I read. Some newspaper showed pics of literally rows of dozens limos lined up waiting outside a university ready to pick their young college babe up from school. It's a real jaw dropper.

 

You can imagine who's in the dark tinted limos.

 

All these QEs have not only distorted economies but also changed the course of entire cultures including China, USA, and all of Europe.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:34 | 6719950 wizteknet
Wed, 10/28/2015 - 05:16 | 6719976 JamesBond
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The must watch video for men before dating and marriage.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjZIPClPR6I

 

Cheers.

 

jb

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:16 | 6720015 Falling Down
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It never gets old.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:21 | 6720017 schatzi
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"there's a fine line between being a 'sugar baby' and prostitution."

 

No there isn't. Students unwilling to face the truth.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:31 | 6720031 BlindMonkey
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"Students unwilling to face the truth."

 

They must be econ majors.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:48 | 6720052 NidStyles
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Worse, some sort of gender studies bullshit.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:00 | 6720065 VinceFostersGhost
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Are you a hooker?

 

I just thought I was doing great with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RnqTTNO3nI

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 08:30 | 6720269 Normalcy Bias
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"It's sort of a Disney dream, so to say." - Brandon Wade, founder of SeekingArrangement.com

Yeah, right. I don't remember the 'Dirty Sanchez' scene in Cinderella ...or, was it in Snow White?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 09:32 | 6720559 Max Hunter
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As the great wise man (Vince Neil) said: "Better use it before you lose it"

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 10:10 | 6720713 Stuck on Zero
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This whole nasty business of prostitution is caused by global warming.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/26/congresswoman-claims-...

 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:28 | 6720125 PT
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So, if you choose to be "innocent" (or you're too ugly), you have to go the hard yards, and no-one will notice your suffering because plenty of other people are studying and graduating so it can't be too hard!  Congrats.  The whores will rule academia.  To accommodate the demand for paying students and the lack of talent, courses are dumbed down and now we understand the correlation between the Age of Intellects and the Collapse of Empire.

http://www.newworldeconomics.com/archives/2014/092814_files/TheFateofEmp...

 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:17 | 6719730 fudge
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but I can tell you dating at my age is a complete, total clusterfuck.

Then you must be doing something wrong..wrong girls, wrong attitude or looking for the wrong thing.


Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:02 | 6720068 VinceFostersGhost
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The wrong thing can be kinda fun sometimes.......just sayin.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:33 | 6720124 Ghordius
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possibly. though the complaint that "it isn't as it used to be" is becoming quite loud, in the US, and marriage is becoming...

...a dreadful thing to avoid for many young men. (thanks, third-generation feminism/s)

let's be realistic, here. girls want to study, and they form the new majority in colleges and universities, while they were a minority in my own lifetime's memory

they tend more often then not to choose quite unrealistic studies, like the one I just heard over the weekend: "I'd like to mix theater studies with communication"

they used to be financed in their studies by... daddy. a hint about the fact that studying used to be something the upper and upper middle classes did, except in the presence of brilliance, which per definition is not common and so not average and so no, probably not you, my dear little unique snowflake

here, on the european continent, their studies are financed by Daddy State. and usually they finish (or not) their studies without debt

but in the US and the UK, an out-of-control business (lobbying without moderation) model of "education" is driving them in the arms of the banker and/or Sugar Daddy

moderation? lacking. lobbying? out of control. continental europeans still mostly using antiquated, "socialist" models. yes

the US and UK dragging the whole world towards a new bright and uncharted future? that's leadership, I guess

but in this comparison, may I point out that our damn "socialized" education systems are way, way cheaper, in the same way as our "socialized" health systems?

but wait, there is more! the US and the UK are also "pioneering" (then the historical precedents are legion, and damn scary) new models of "un-socialized" military systems

soon they will - or are already - enjoy the services of more mercenaries then "socialist model" soldiers

at a certain point, we might witness a True Phyrric Victory Against All Socialism And Statism. Corporate security, corporate tribunals, corporations ruling.

What a Brave New World, not based on conservative excesses nor socialist excesses but on liberal (classic sense) excesses

moderation is a virtue, common sense a hard-to-achieve state of mind

rant end

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:33 | 6720133 PT
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... "girls want to study" ... "and form the new majority" ...
I guess they would form the new majority when they can just open their legs to pay their way.  It's a little bit more difficult if you have to take on debt or exchange labour to pay your bills ...

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:37 | 6720140 Ghordius
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I beg to differ, they form the new majority here, too, where this phenomenon of extremely expensive universities fuelled by as much credit as possible does not yet exist in such measures

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 08:18 | 6720224 schatzi
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My daughter started studying this semester. She had the 2nd highest score in class, but is by no means a genius. Just a hard worker and therefore had various options but without the benefit of a bursary. From 150k$ HongKong to 80k Pound London. We decided for 12k Euro Erasmus in Rotterdam (all measured over 4 years). Offers the same quality at a tenth of the price. All hail the continental European market economy still tempered by good old socialism. It really does have its virtues.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 08:25 | 6720251 Ghordius
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schatzi, the one I just heard over the weekend: "I'd like to mix theater studies with communication" is American, and she is going to study in Germany following a similar reasoning

to the point that your daughter and she could be the first of a flood

some virtues among the sins. ideology is similar to poisons and drugs. you have to be watchful about the... dose. and so +1 for... temperance

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 08:58 | 6720411 orez65
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"... socialism... has its virtues ..."

No, Europe does exactly what the US does: spends more than you produce and have their respective central banks counterfeit the deficit.

The only difference is that in the US we spend much more in the military than on "education".

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 11:00 | 6721021 Ghordius
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two words: trade balance

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 10:27 | 6720796 yellowsub
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If she's studying the equivalent to get a Liberal Arts or Communication degree then save your money...

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 09:00 | 6720428 HamRove
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Then you must be doing something wrong..wrong girls, wrong attitude or looking for the wrong thing.

No. The clusterfuck is bonafide. 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:31 | 6719946 wizteknet
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amen brother

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 05:44 | 6719994 Antifaschistische
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I'm more perplexed by the fact they claim to provide an opportunity for "beautiful" women. I've been to England a half a dozen times and I found it pretty darn hard to find a beautiful lady there.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:46 | 6720040 BlindMonkey
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SMH.  And they make jokes about the teeth in the US south.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 09:16 | 6720487 rbg81
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Really?  I've visited London a couple of time and I don't think I've seen any girl who was less than a "7".  Wish I could say that about New York City.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 09:09 | 6720433 rbg81
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I've seen some jaw dropping behavior from women over the years.  Especially from some who you would never guess from looking at them or talking to them.  It's led me to believe that, under the right circumstances, all women would cheat or whore themselves out.  Epecially if they think no one will find out (they really get off on that).  There is literally no limit to what a woman will do behind a man's back.

Of course, almost all guys would too, with even less prodding.  But most men still cling to the idea that women are "different"--they're not, though they try their utmost to cultivate the illusion that they are.  In the end, men and women largely deserve each other.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:09 | 6719712 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is role confusion... Sugar Daddy is old man with money, Sugar Baby is young girl with debt...? What is call old man with debt?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:11 | 6719719 fudge
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old man with debt like Boris is shit outa luck :D :D :D :D

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:49 | 6719765 silverserfer
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what is the type that goes to ZH to insecurly mock others to entertan self rather than comrades? Mentaly fudgepacked i suppose. 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:01 | 6719781 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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is called Bernie Madoff.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 02:25 | 6719848 Lost My Shorts
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Is called "Walmart greeter"

Sex not is expected, but customer sometimes say "if you can find it, you can have it"

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:00 | 6719917 OldPhart
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fucked.

 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:55 | 6720171 DriveByLurker
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Boris - No one calls the old man with debt.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:56 | 6720175 Normalcy Bias
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Celibate.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 16:27 | 6721418 Boris Alatovkrap
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What is poor old man to celibate?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 14:58 | 6722542 IronForge
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"Join with Facebook".

I had to LMAO on that one at their Website.  A Website Hack would expose many a married FB user who patronizes those services w/o their spouse's consent.

They should call the site "Flying with Floozies".

 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:21 | 6719614 Itchy and Scratchy
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Good for you! You sound like quite the catch! The Mrs really hit the jackpot!

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 03:56 | 6719912 OldPhart
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I'm bi, too.  I can do it with either hand.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:18 | 6719461 db51
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Sign me up.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 02:49 | 6719868 HolyfieldsOtherEar
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What I don't like about this report is the accusatory tone. "This sounds like PROSTITUTION to me!" Aucune merde, M. Poirot.

They make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:41 | 6720150 PT
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Women rule the world.  They have ever since they convinced men that they think sex is "work".
"You charge $100 per hour?  So do I.  Good.  That means we can go all night and neither of us will go broke."

How much do they charge for what?  And how long does it take a man to earn that much?  Needless to say, results will vary.
(I suppose that's not really a problem when discussing Sugar Daddies ... have fun "competing" ).

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:20 | 6719463 DirkDiggler11
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I guess being a "Sugar Baby" is good training for political office. You always end up sucking somebody's dick if you're a politician. Ask Paul Ryan, he might not be gay, but he'll suck on one until the swelling goes down anyways...

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:24 | 6719471 buzzardsluck
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ALL women are whores looking for security and material things, some are just more upfront than others (can't blame them, it's a genetic hardwire to survive).

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:35 | 6719492 Skateboarder
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You are correct about the most of them, but please do not dishonor the good ones by grouping them with the rest. There are ones, that truly want nothing and are more than happy to live a simple life in the dirt from which and whence they came.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:02 | 6719552 Ness.
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If I was born with one them things I wouldn't be working 50hrs a week.  And I sure as hell wouldn't be mowing  the lawn on the weekends. There's a reason for that:)  

Good-Good in my book.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:53 | 6719683 Dragon HAwk
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I always laugh at those guys who say if they had a Cunt they would pimp it and get rich..

    so go pimp your hairy ass to some guys,  prostitution is prostitution, why draw the fuzzy line..

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:25 | 6719737 Ness.
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You're not married are you.  LOL.  Who mows your lawn Mr. Dragon?  I only draw red lines... they're erasable.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:03 | 6719920 OldPhart
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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it

As he said with a grin

as he wiped off his chin

If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:28 | 6719628 TahoeBilly2012
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My Momma ain't! She'd kick you boys ass. Super smart and up to date, reads ZH. Picked prunes when she was 15 to buy her school clothes. 77 Years old and last of a dying breed. 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:52 | 6719682 BarkingCat
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How do you pick prunes? Or is that a codeword for old man's balls?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:05 | 6719922 OldPhart
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Prunes are dried plums left on the tree.  I've picked more than a few myself.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:35 | 6719635 buzzardsluck
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ALL women are whores, as I said I don't blame them but eventually they all want something for their 'time put in'.  Again who can blame the weaker sex for wanting all matter of things from the stronger.  Are men perfect? Fuck no and I'd advise a young female to tease/use her pussy to get all she can extract from a dumb dipshit modern male.

Just study relationships that have lasted years and talk to older people.  You just can't trust something that bleeds 5 days a month and doesn't die.

 

No downvotes from me, I love to believe unicorns exist.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:46 | 6719667 TahoeBilly2012
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Women aren't very logical. Way too many women walk away from pretty decent guys looking for the "bigger better deal". Fact is, the guy they had was likely as good as it was gonna get and most of them are likely not bad guys. Media has screwed women up. They aren't all bad, but think about making your time with guy funner than jumping on some website to find some ficticious prince.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:05 | 6719704 fudge
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I see them as quite logical. Why would they want to 'marry' into a life of debt slavery. ?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:53 | 6719831 SilverRhino
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Mangina identified.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:11 | 6719925 Gavrikon
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True.  But the pool of .1% is pretty small, and getting smaller all the time.  Many women labor under the delusion of the "greener grass."  They then dump the decent guy, and wind up on the dating market where their value isn't what they thought it was.  Much better to be a divorced male than a divorced female draggin a couöle of kids along with her.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:38 | 6719815 Cast Iron Skillet
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if all women are whores, then all men must be whoremongers. Is that the way you think? All people are divided into whores and whoremongers? hhmmm ... do you also have a big long beard and like to run around in the sand dunes, too?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:48 | 6719827 Moustache Rides
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Oh shut the fuck up man... you're breaking my dipshit meter

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 08:24 | 6720241 FrankDrakman
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My engineering pals and I created the following "Rules of Life" circa 1978:

  1. All women are sluts.
  2. All girls will be.
  3. Everyone is trying to stick a knife in your back (except your pals)
  4. No one will try to stop them (except your pals)

Please understand that 'slut' was not a pejorative term; it just meant, as Dan Akroyd put it so eloquently on "Saturday Night Live" - "When you girls are on your backs, the meter's running".  Women have learned from time immemorial that men want pussy, and women can trade it for things they want (security/home/children/lifestyle of the rich and famous/etc.). A slut is a woman who's upfront about it - "You want in my pants? This is what you gotta do..."

The best women are those whose "what you gotta do" list is short - as in, truly care about me, and make me come (in that order!). If you find one like that, and you DO really care about her, hang on and don't lose her. The rest are just rentals.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:52 | 6719767 Gregory Poonsores
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In the land before the KarKuntians

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 03:24 | 6719889 johnconnor
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Theses ones transform into vicious monsters when the file for divorce, wanting nothing more than to condem that man to live of slavery, don't forget that... all marriages I know, had 2-10 really good years... before ending up

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:18 | 6719931 OldPhart
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Mine's ticking up to 38 years.  It all depends on the character of the woman you marry.

You can't fall for the hottest whore.  You have to find a woman of character.  You have to devote yourself to her in sickness and in health.  Those vows mean shit.  She'll be there when your in sickness and health.  It means wiping her ass if required, helping her puke, buying tampons or pads.

Honestly, a lot of guys talk about women as if they're cast off's.  Something to be rented by the minute.  That's, admittedly, an enjoyable fantasy, but that's not real life.

Real life is having fights, getting bitched at, worrying about her illness, her worrying about your surgery, fucking shit up, taking a week end break from each other, spending a weekend together and absolutely having each others backs against any others that denigrate the other and/or supporting what the other wants to do. (and, together, we've done a shitload of things over the years.)

Marriage, to me, has been the most profitable investment I've ever made.  I'm 57 and the bitch just turned 60.  I know that we'll die together on that lonely dirt road.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:08 | 6720005 Ace Ventura
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Well stated. +100

Friends of ours occasionally remark about how 'perfect' our marriage is. I try to tell them....that's because you don't see us on bad days. Soap operas and hollyweird have created a level of marital expectations that are impossible to achieve as normal sentient humans. Truth is, marriage is not about trying to keep the fire roaring at max flamage.....but rather tending the coals so they continue to glow for eternity. That sounds kinda lifetime-network in a hallmark sort of way I know.....but its early and my analogy-generation mechanism is struggling from lack of coffee. Those of you in long term relationships probably get my drift though. I know OldPhart gets it.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:08 | 6720085 JamaicaJim
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Well said Phart +100

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 09:20 | 6720504 detached.amusement
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That's kind of the point, phart.... they only make about 3 of those models per year for the entire population these days...

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 11:49 | 6721293 johnconnor
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Good for you too, unfortunately these stories are nowadays the exception to the norm

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:01 | 6719561 X-defiler
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Ya, well if men did their jobs as a good provider and women did their job as a good care taker then none of this financial burdern would have been a problem for young women or men. But then the idea of individuality and pure self interest had come into play and now everyone is trying to just get the sugar and not the nutrition. We like to blame our politicians but the truth is they are just a pure version of those that they represent. We are all violant, selfish and morally weak. God help us all.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:16 | 6719798 silverserfer
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I think fiat money was initaly born from paying prostitutes. devient men who strayed from the virtues of marriage conjured up the shit paper to manifest the lies on paper and represent a gold coin or pearl neclace that they diddnt have. Fiat is after all THE DRUG that intoxicates the world and perpetuates the deviant maddness of the wealthy to pay for sex with women in masks and goats and skulls and piles of innards or sliced open orifaces. Am I missing anything rothschild ilk? 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:21 | 6719934 OldPhart
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Kind of like paying by a soon to be bounced check for services rendered?

Where's the money in the Fed's checkbook?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:51 | 6719668 Itchy and Scratchy
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So true! They all are whores ... except our Moms and Grandmas'!

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 05:07 | 6719972 OldPhart
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Umm, my paternal Grandma actually WAS a whore.  Entertained gentlemen in the bottom bunk while her daughters were in the top bunk.  So they tell me.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:04 | 6719921 SeekingNuNormal
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if survival means Louis Vuitton, then yeah sure

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:35 | 6720035 schatzi
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ALL women are whores looking for security and material things, some are just more upfront than others (can't blame them, it's a genetic hardwire to survive).

 

Then you obviously are in the wrong company. My wife earns way more than me as a highly successful professional. Always has. 25 years and still happily married. I prefer brains, humour, values and style to plastic tits.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:43 | 6719473 Itchy and Scratchy
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And they all graduate Summa CUM Laude

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:25 | 6719474 jeff montanye
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nothing for the boys?  no cougars, no chicken hawks?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:48 | 6719673 LastWhiteMonkey
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Yeah where is my Sugar Mama. Anyone know a good site?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:23 | 6719937 OldPhart
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Jeebus Cripes.

You morons don't know how to Google?  At your age?!

Let Grandpa show you...

http://www.sugarmommas.org/

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:27 | 6719475 Killdo
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I remember reading about the same subject back in early 90s when I was a student in London and education was free (plus the pocket money). Yet the subject of prostitution of students was often brought up. I used to wonder why prostitution was somehow the default way to deal with anything -it was a cultural shock for me

 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:34 | 6719490 Itchy and Scratchy
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The joys and wonderment of social engineering courtesy of our new enlightened progressive liberal visionaries! Yet another stellar achievement from the all knowing and self serving feminist women's movement!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:35 | 6719493 stormsailor
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back in my college days, the girls all liked to party and fuck for free.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:42 | 6719510 Wahooo
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Looks like they hold out for the old guys now. Sucks to be a guy in college.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:47 | 6719670 TahoeBilly2012
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Yea, but Dad had more money back then and cars and gas were afterthoughts. It's brutal out there now, many of these girls are in survival mode, trust me.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:19 | 6720016 tonyw
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Sailor, the older you get the better you used to be.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 03:39 | 6719900 SeekingNuNormal
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or any guy younger than 45.  these greedy bitchez are willing to forgo natural fornication (ie sex with someone their age or a few years older) for some overweight retired dude that stole a bunch of fiat money from younger generations.  no wonder younger dudes are depressed and committing mass shootings.  the women are ignoring their natural inclinations of fvcking a strapping dude their own age.  younger men unite - this is a generational war.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 08:32 | 6720284 FrankDrakman
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Sucks to be a guy in college?

Back in the 1970's, the usual distribution of men to women on university campuses in Canada was about 60-40; today, it's the reverse. I went back to U of W. Ontario a few years ago on a weekend, and I noticed that all the girls were dressed up, made up, and looking hot - none of the jeans and T-shirts I was in my uni days. The guys? Looked like they hadn't showered or shaved in a week, they wore crummy jeans and T-shirts, and they barely paid any attention to the girls...

.. girls who were draped all over them, of course.  Simple competition now - with 1.5 girls for every boy, it's almost Surf City for the men. It doesn't "suck" to be a guy in college; you're getting sucked!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:45 | 6719517 booboo
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Back in my day all we had was two sticks and a rock to play with and mom would remind us that sugar babies would rot our teeth. Sounds like we're coming full circle.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:25 | 6719940 OldPhart
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And where was that hot school teacher to molester us when we really needed it?

We were in a fucked up time.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:31 | 6719947 Bloodstock
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They still do that too.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:38 | 6719502 Mempo of Twilight
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When will this shit show end ? First these millennials got duped into this higher education scam, then these debt ridden graduates resort to selling themselves to the very same generation of people who forced all the debts down their throat in the first place. WTF 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:41 | 6719505 Itchy and Scratchy
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Throats seem to be in big demand nowaday!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:51 | 6719537 willwork4food
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selling themselves to the very same generation..

What generation? Whom are you referring to, the boomers? Really dickwad? Just like the late boomers should blame their parents for allowing Nixon to get us off the gold standard. Go drown yourself.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:41 | 6719507 Atomizer
Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:45 | 6719518 PrimalScream
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sad beyond belief.

this is the kind of stuff that happens in Africa. 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:47 | 6719523 Itchy and Scratchy
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UK = Africa

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:46 | 6719520 Ms No
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There seems to be a fine line between prostitution and dating/marriage these days.  If you look around you see guys looking for the youngest best piece of ass they can get and women looking for the a man with the best financial situation.  Pretty meaningless and stupid if you ask me.  At least this situation is honest, except for the fact that these poor girls think that their college degrees are going to bring them financial security, that isn't working out so well these days. 

Granted this superficial stupidity isn't all of what is going on out there but there damn sure seems to be a lot of it.  I hope these women are not disappointed that their long days of navigating liver spots and studying worked out to be a not so certain financial future. 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:30 | 6719811 silverserfer
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ya but girls bugholes and liver spots can be bleached out and then its all good. so whats yoru point? 

Evolution is the point to all the bullshit you are brewing on. Its not superficial once the bleached bunghole super liver baby is born. then our children will be able to  drink till their 210 years old and have brass annusses that shit pellets that fuel our spaceships. 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:50 | 6719525 PrimalScream
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ZH - the adds on your Web page are wrecking your reputation on the Web.  The ADDS WON'T LOAD dudes.  It's no use having advertising revenues from a bunch of d*ckheads who won't even use a fast server to deliver their data.  That's the truth of it. 

You will lose a ton of readers if your Web page keeps loading so slowly. 

Establish some tight standards - and tell the financial dweebs who adverstise here ... to send their info promptly, or go sell their wares in Shanghai. 

Just my $0.02.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:09 | 6719776 Montani Semper ...
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I used to have the same problem. Some news sites I would visit were made unnavigable by auto start push videos and side banner ads. Since I found and installed https://adblockplus.org/ that is all in the past. No more boobalicious Russian and Asian babes in the margins here on ZH enticing me with their wares. The left and right margins become blessed empty space.

 After blocking the ads don't forget to go to http://www.zerohedge.com/donate.

 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 02:44 | 6719864 world_debt_slave
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I use Adguard and haven't looked back

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:27 | 6720028 NubianSundance
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Advertising is the reason there are so many free resources on the web. People have to pay bills you know!

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 10:54 | 6720993 Pure Evil
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Just send the bills to the Federal Reserve and tell them your TBTF.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:49 | 6719532 Itchy and Scratchy
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They tried this in Rome a long time ago and it didn't work so well!

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:17 | 6719727 Hope Copy
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Blonding bleach was a invention that Roman prostitues took to and Pompeii was a sex resort town.  Where's the volcano?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:50 | 6719535 buttmint
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....American women still have many floors to drop before they are groveling for "short times."

USA doesn't have the short-time infrastructure or mindset that exists in SE Asia.

The shame/Catholic mentality is pervasive in the West. We need to learn from the Orient, fast....

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 06:24 | 6720023 New_Meat
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+LBFM

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:51 | 6719536 DipshitMiddleCl...
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Many hedge fund guys use this website

 

heheeheh

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:54 | 6719549 pocomotion
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AUDIT SUGAR BABIES.  No don't do it...

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 22:59 | 6719551 Itchy and Scratchy
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Yet another fruitful dividend from the joys of our socialist existence! Karl Marx would be bursting with pride!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:04 | 6719570 wisebastard
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$3,000 a month is pretty cheap. im thinking im going to be doing quite a bit of sugar daddying in the next couple of years...........:)

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:05 | 6719574 wisebastard
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not a penny more ;)

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:05 | 6719703 Bunga Bunga
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Competition will drive down prices.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 11:04 | 6721046 Pure Evil
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There will always be fools willing to shuck out the bucks to hang out with young pretty women.

Look at Lamar Odom's experience. Reportedly paid $75,000 for the girlfriend experience over 5 days at one of Nevada's premier legal brothels.

Stupid assholes like Eliort Spitzer reportedly payed $1000 an hour for a prostitute and supposedly somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000 for sex over a number of years.

People with endless amounts of cash apparently don't always care what they spend it on.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:26 | 6719741 BarkingCat
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It is more than I would want to spend on a piece of ass. I guess I don;' make enough.  Too bad I have a conscience because without one I could have worked on Wall Street.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:07 | 6719572 Itchy and Scratchy
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The brainwashed lost generation selling their tender souls to support big bloated pimp daddy government bureaucracy. A proud moment for all the enlightened social engineers of today to enjoy and luxuriate in!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:12 | 6719585 Itchy and Scratchy
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One can only imagine the wonderful things that will be happening when hyper-inflation hits our shores!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:15 | 6719589 Sizzurp
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I can't help but wonder why this type of thing is socially taboo, yet everyone knows this has been going on, in one form or another, for thousands of years. To me this type of relationship seems more responsible than prostitution because in the event of pregnancy there is no way the courts are going to let these guys get off the hook. The deep pocket will pay for a long time.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:19 | 6719610 Itchy and Scratchy
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You just gave me a brain spasm reading that!

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:11 | 6719720 Hope Copy
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20-25% of net income plus court costs.  Best be 'proud cut'.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:19 | 6719611 Chairman
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I am a Sugar Daddy for a young college girl and the arrangement is working quite well for both of us.  I give her a monthly allowance, she cooks and teaches me how to keep our apartment tidy.  I help her with her coursework.  I don't expect sex but how can I refuse her?, she wants it all the time.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:25 | 6719619 Itchy and Scratchy
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At least you're not part of the problem. Kudos to you!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:53 | 6719684 Steaming_Pile
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If two consenting adults reach an agreement for services rendered, then what the hell is wrong with that?  That is CAPITALISM.  There needs to be more of this happening in every sector of the economy.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:25 | 6719740 Itchy and Scratchy
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I'm sure most of the pedos are on side with you!

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:45 | 6719822 Steaming_Pile
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Did you not read the part about 'consenting adults'?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 01:19 | 6719801 Chairman
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When I met her she was shy, did not think she was pretty, and did not have much hope for a future.  I paid her college tuition, bought her nice clothes and made her feel beautiful and she has become beautiful and self-confident.  How can you put a monetary value on this?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 02:38 | 6719859 ThirdWorldDude
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Now that you know the upsides of "consensual sugar relationships" you'll surely won't have anything against your daughters fucking "sugar daddies" your age or older, for a consensual monthly fee...

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:31 | 6719948 OldPhart
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hmm, blowing dust off crotch, I think I'm getting a boner.

hmm...blowing more dust off.

Nope, false alarm.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 22:07 | 6724555 Chairman
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I have suggested to her that she consider dating older men so that she can move out of the basement of my house in the US but dating older men is not as socially acceptable in the US as it is in China.  

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:13 | 6719715 Hope Copy
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And I expect that you pay her taxes.. it is a taxable arangment and not deductable.

Are you "proud cut'?

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:49 | 6719763 Chairman
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Not taxable here in China.  I think a vasectomy is by definition "Proud Cut".  Before I met her I needed the magic blue pill, now I feel like 19 again.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:34 | 6719951 OldPhart
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WTF is proud cut?

Mine's a Prime Cut..well, a little dusty...and ignore the spider webs...and the dehydration that caused all that shrinkage...but it once was Prime Cut.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 21:54 | 6724515 Chairman
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Proud Cut is a gelding that has been casterated in such a way that Testosterone is still produced.  Kind of like a dog that gets fixed but still humps your leg.

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:38 | 6719952 sapioplex
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Last I checked, college tuition is a writeoff regardless of relation.  The bastards are getting their hotties essentially as a business expense.

 

Edit:  ...in the US...

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 07:05 | 6720074 JamaicaJim
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Very nice. Bravo sir. Keep ....getting it.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:34 | 6719636 Itchy and Scratchy
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In the regressive and repressive terribly sexist bad old days young girls aspired to sit on the Students Council rather that sit on 'Daddy's' face .... but that's progressive enlightenment for 'ya I guess?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:36 | 6719641 Dutch
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Disintermediation. Live it, love it.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:38 | 6719646 Atomizer
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Imagine getting hassled with ObamaCare. Are you a Transsexual or Transgender? These fucknobs are a laugh a minute. 

I'm at Marco Island home. We went to hhgreg in Naples, FL( 5052 Airport Pulling Rd N, Naples, FL 34105).

A skinny grey haired guy walked out of another store with short high heel lady boots and stepped into a BMW X3. My wife missed the event. She would had shouted..it's Caitlyn Jenner!

I was fucking laughing while smoking a cigarette outside. 

 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 23:42 | 6719660 Itchy and Scratchy
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'Change You Can Believe In' - Democrats '08

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:22 | 6719733 Itchy and Scratchy
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Ahh yes once again big caring-and-sharing nurturing government providing for the needs and full filling the aspirations of its tax paying voting citizenry beyond all hope and expectation! 

Wed, 10/28/2015 - 00:40 | 6719734 Itchy and Scratchy
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I keep forgetting! Does socialism first morally bankrupt a country then financially bankrupt it....or is it the other way around?

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