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Trannies... Surprise!!

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The Dow Transports is down almost 3% today - its biggest drop in two months... who could have seen that coming?

 

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Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:53 | 6717399 1000 splendid suns
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oh, i thought this was going to be about moochie

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:58 | 6717425 bania
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A "trannies surprise", and a happy halloween to you too!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:32 | 6717601 Manthong
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Maybe the trannies can identify as short term Treasuries..

Oh, that won’t work now,,,

At least Glamour is Butch (or Bruce?) nowadays..

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/25/women-cry-foul-glamour-magazine-names-bruce-jenner-woman-year/

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:24 | 6717563 Sparehead
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Yup, that title sparked a very different kind of surprise in my mind.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:26 | 6717570 pods
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Finkel and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkel..............

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:54 | 6717403 Dexter Morgan
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We trannied some folks.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:01 | 6717442 max2205
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We oiled some folks.....trannies must be telling us oil is near a bottom.. right?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:56 | 6717413 rejected
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Whew! Thought for a minute ZH was carrying Caitlyn's wistful memoirs...

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:05 | 6717462 Raymond_K._Hessel
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They aren't yet wistful. They haven't taken a knife to shim yet.

Ever see a post-op Make-A-Vag?

Someone put a link on I think 4chan a while back. Horrifying.

Look, if you feel you're in the wrong body, good luck to you doing whatever you think you need to do...

But how many of these guys really want to be man-women with a shallow, dry, artificial hole 4 or so inches north of where youve come to expect a vagina to be?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 15:29 | 6717512 Lady Jessica
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Flesh pink are the rolling hills,

As well the meadow, dell and lee,

Yet thoughts of regret abound,

Savouring that place,

where the vagina came to be.

 

From "Lesbian Transsexual poetry of the Bene Gesserit - An Anthology".

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 18:24 | 6718682 espirit
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Dude...

You read some strange shit.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 15:21 | 6717853 Sparehead
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Glamour Ragazine's woman of the year.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:57 | 6717417 Bill of Rights
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$19.5 trillion dollar debt ceiling proposal and Gold sits there saying  " What the fuck you looking at me for "

 

Such a farce!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:26 | 6717569 Temporalist
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Gold only mattered when money used to mean something.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:57 | 6717419 NoDebt
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DOWN goes Frazier!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:15 | 6717497 Dr. Engali
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I think it's more like down goes Caitlyn..., possibly on Frazier.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:01 | 6717423 Rainman
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Wall Street pump monkeys go schizo over the airline fare wars.

                                 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-27/airline-rally-sputters-as-low-u-s-fares-dim-18-billion-glow

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:59 | 6717430 RopeADope
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Quick, slam VIX before anyone notices reality!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:01 | 6717444 Raymond_K._Hessel
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its all a rich tapestry

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/27/us-markets.html

Thursday will be a good day to buy, imo.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:14 | 6717491 Soul Glow
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It's the weather.  It's getting colder and stuff.  Let's just revise future GDP expectations and all's fine.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:19 | 6717519 SMC
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Wake me when they are down 60%. Then they will be close to fair value.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:27 | 6717573 Government need...
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In the past 3 months, US trucking vols are down dramatically.  The holiday volume, which should be there this time of year, ISNT.

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 14:30 | 6717589 BeaverCream
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Walgreens buying Rite Aid, stock goes through the roof....why? 

Anyone else think these big corp mergers are for exiting big whigs so they can come out with a nice big pot of money for their retirement days?

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 17:59 | 6718614 PlayMoney
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What appears to be only about a 30% premium (cough cough). Its the vouge thing to do on da street now. Buy somebody. When markets get toppy....just buy somebody. Its the CEO version of BTFD. 

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 15:06 | 6717796 taopraxis
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Fed meeting equates to weak, dull market. Funny how that happens...

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 15:21 | 6717854 Chia-Pet
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I'm gonna buy me some spare trannies for my duely pick-'em-up truck. Hell, I gotter financed for 9 years at 0.0%, i may need a few. Yeeehaaaw!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 17:17 | 6718393 zeroaccountability
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The gay bar 'Trax' in Denver is FULL of Trannies. No surprise.  You can see 'em coming a mile away.

Oh, wait.......

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 17:54 | 6718588 TheABaum
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I thought this was another Bru, er Caitl, er whatever Jenner article. So relieved it is not

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 17:16 | 6718410 zeroaccountability
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It's a Trannie Train Wreck!

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 18:39 | 6718732 Tao Macro
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The decent of the transports is on par with the run up to the august 24th crash

 

http://taomacro.com/dow-transports-are-decoupling.html

Tue, 10/27/2015 - 19:31 | 6718917 redd_green
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Tranny?  Oh.

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