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Spot The Defense Minister
Trick question...
They all are! (from left to right): Sweden (Karin Enstrom), Norway (Ine Eriksen Søreide), Russia ( Sergei Shoigu), Netherlands (eanine Hennis-Plasschaert), Germany (Ursula von der Leyen)
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Women are great at defending against my advances.
They all have a strange aura of "Blythe" around them... coincidence? Bernank thinks not..
To be fair, none were wearing their euro dungeon club dominatrix garb, save the chick in the middle.
That Russian chick is horrible looking. If it wasn't for the hat I would have guessed German. She must be stationed in Siberia.
They all look like a bunch of pie lickers.
I'd love to violate Norways and Netherlands air space
Netherlands for the win
That Russian guy is pushing for a weekly meeting of Defence Ministers..., in the interest of world piece of coarse.
Wait... Yellen is moonlighting as a Russian Def. Minister?
"They all look like a bunch of pie lickers"
Whatsa matter with licking pie??? ;)
Natures dental floss....
The Sabine defense ministers vs. the crescent hoard.
They forgot to show Australia's defense minister LOL:
http://navaltoday.com/2015/09/22/new-australian-defense-minister-vows-to...
Now there's a babe that could hold the fucking line...
That Russian dude is a hard mother, straight out of Warhammer 40K.
Sorry but do some research. Sergei is a he.
No, you don't say!
Crap, how do you fight all this estrogen?
(somebody tell me the secret)
OTPDH, you willing too swear that the Australian DM is a she?
I was thinking it possibly smash worthy.
Until I saw this.
OH...
YEAH, SURE!
Next thing you'll be telling us is that Soetoro is a heterosexual Christian, and Kaitlyn Jenner doesn't still have a penis!
<S>
Jenner still has a penis, this is a long con and he will be back to a male according to plan within 5 years.
The pattern is this: Sergei is not a Def. M. for a NATO country. For NATO countries you select women because they are more compliant since all Def. decisions are made by the men in NATO.
If I came up against her, my weapon would droop and I would run the other way. No secret weapon there.
she is to red hair what the warrior against pc shown last night is to blonde.
If I were faced with that enemy, I'd drop my 'gun' and run, too!
she would also make an excellent ice hockey goalie...
as promoted from backstop?
I don't think they "forgot"...
We're mostly about sea passages.
Calls for a submarine..., of sorts.
I thought they were all porn stars who had had sex with Rocco Siffredi. That middle guy looks like the clean up crew.
Considering you can drive from Bejing to London, the sea passages might not be all that important in the modern age.
Defense Menstruaters
Anyone watch the nightly news anymore? No white men left. Political correctness and Feminism eliminate men from consideration.
And any men that do appear are castrated shemales.
Well,
It's the same reason why a hundred years ago the telephone companies fired all their male operators and hired ladies instead. The males were simply not suited for the job (swearing, impatience, etc.)
Really ignorant post from you, but then again this is ZH after all.
STFU, douche.
It was Edward Bernays who sold the telecoms (of the day) on the fact that 'sex sells'. Same guy who pushed cigarettes on women during 'sufferage'.
Not much of a sense of recent TV history. . . When most over the age of 45 think nightly news anchor, Brokaw, Rather, Kronkite come to mind. Not so much Sawyer or Chung or that wrinkly UVa sorority sister who was knockin' boots with a 20-years-younger boy-toy.
I wish I could be a Boy Toy again.
this made me think of this new show CNBC show "Supergirl", the main characters a woman and a black dude... same as with the new star wars
Why would any white hopefully intelligent male have that position anyway. Decisions are made elsewhere.
Ron Burgundy would disagree.
NFL Reporters wear lotsa b00bs lately. Every game,.... And of course, lotta army navy and marines ads. WTF!!
It's all about PC until people start to die by the thousands. Then these women will be quickly & quietly replaced.
Stupid women surrendering to Islam. Europe and Amerika are a joke.
What do you think VODKA'S for?
that's a man, baby!
still looks way better than australias new defense minister.
Just a former East German Olympic Swimmer....female
Spot the defense minister that US Secretary of war would like to get fucked by.
What was the line in the movie Crimson Tide?? "You don't put a condom on unless you want to fuck??" The guy in the middle is getting horny.....
Spot The Twat
So stupid. How about lotsa male sewing instructors?
Stop it, let's all share this equal opportunity moment together.
Good, now that we're all in a happy place...
Pop Quizz #2: Which one of these ya figure has killed a man with his bare hands?
From the front or from the back?
Or in divorce court?
Effective at emasculating the military. Look for a lot more cat fights
For nearly every species on this planet that old saying "The female of the species is more deadly than the male." holds true.
Unless you are one of those nutcase cult types who believes that humans are not of this planet, then that line up should scare the shit out of you!
Anyone married to a woman can tell you how awful they are.
Not only that, it is scientific fact that women who congregate together also start to menstruate in sync.
Any man who knows women will tell you how awful that is.
(any down votes are obviously from boy virgins who identify as women, or femiNazis who blame men for MENstruation)
The term MENstruation has been changed to PersonsStruation. Note the double-S.
Shit. I always miss that 'son' refers to male. The term should be PerChildStruation.
Alright, now you got me into this discussion.
I've managed - mostly by sheer dumb luck, most of which occurred during my 20s and 30s - to avoid marriage my entire life (almost 62), but, I've gotten laid plenty and had a couple of relationships that actually lasted more than my preferred three weeks.
Now, I live next door to an old flame (flickered out a while ago), and we're friends, but, she is a royal PITA. There's a never-ending conga line of chores, speeches, counseling sessions, and various other mundane tasks I would not wish upon my worst enemy. Actually, my worst enemy should get this treatment - drive 'em absolutely bat-shit crazy, but, I don't have a worst enemy, since I'm a move on, get over it kind of guy.
But, yeah, other than sex - and that's not even all that it's cracked up to be (porn beats it by a mile) - I have no use for the opposite sex, especially since they've become our de facto overlords the past twenty years.
Mostly, I just go along with the excessive bullshit, then return to my man-cave and burst into primal howling for five minutes. Booze, grub and weed seem to usually calm me down.
I've always had a prime directive, that is simply, if her ass is bigger than mine, NO GO.
A few years ago I came up with rule #2: If her belly protrudes beyond her tits, NO GO.
I'm looking for more rules if anybody has any to offer. Generally, if they bitch at all, I walk away, or, more often, run away.
Thanks for letting me vent. Now I can go chop some wood and have more coffee.
Awful if you surrender the pants. Don't do that no matter what. Give her the flick before you give her the reigns.
That is complete bullshit. With the exception of some insect the male is always the more aggressive and deadly.
Name ONE mammal where your statement holds true.
That brings back a few memories from my bachelor days. Women typically begin with resisting men's advances and end with blocking their retreat.
Dat's sexist!
Why Russia has to pick the ugliest girls for defense minister? To intimidate?
Wait till they have had a few drinks, then just pull your dick out, if that doesn't work, i have no advice for you!
Surely you are not that ugly? The German one will be Chancellor pretty soon. She was approved by Bilderberg.
let me guess...
he's the one that aint a bitch....
Europeans r a bunch of pussy's.
He's the only one not licking DC's balls.
Look for the coiffed helmet.
Who is your daddy?!
Kto vash papa?!
Impossible not to laugh! They are probably all bi as well (except Sergei of course).
I'd clarify that again if I saw Sergei at the bar.
I didn't realize any of those countries (aside from Russia) actually had what could be called a military.
i recall a similar question about the "Surgeon General" to spot .. all were fat
One pair of huge Russian "stones" surrounded by stupid "cunt"!...
Forgot to put Ash Carter among the estrogen queens in this line up!!!
To preserve the facade of civilian control of the military (as opposed to MIC control of the military), the US Secretary of Defense is now almost always a civilian estrogen queen. Chuck Hagel was an exception to the general prohibition on anyone with a CIB (much less a career military officer) occupying that office.
MIC control goes over political channels, doesn't it? in regard to the one on the right, there is a substantial German MIC, too, isn't there?
from wiki, about the German: "At the Munich Security Conference in 2015, von der Leyen publicly defended the German refusal to supply Ukraine with weapons. Stressing that it was important to remain united in Europe over Ukraine, she argued that negotiations with Russia, unlike with Islamic State jihadists, were possible. Germany sees Ukraine and Russia as a chance to prove that in the 21st century, developed nations should solve disputes at the negotiating table, not with weapons, she said. In addition, she noted, Russia has an almost infinite supply of weapons it could send in to Ukraine. She questioned whether any effort by the West could match that or, more important, achieve the outcome sought by Ukraine and its supporters. On the contrary, von der Leyen said giving the Ukrainians arms to help them defend themselves could have unintended and fateful consequences. "Weapons deliveries would be a fire accelerant," von der Leyen was quoted as telling the Süddeutsche Zeitung daily. "And it could give the Kremlin the excuse to openly intervene in this conflict." "
I'm going to miss her.
She's like Merkel. She would have done the exact same thing in this migrant crisis as Merkel. Really not worth shedding a tear! She's the good cop and Nuland the bad cop in this Ukraine security talks.
U left out Australia. She's a bitch too
It would be x-rated but I'd love it if Banzai brought this to the next level withi his art...
A bukaki gauntlet with Shoygu blasting each of them in the face and the U.S. Sec Def "covered" holding out a courtesy towel to Segey for "clean up"!!!
I would hate and love to see your browser history, brother.
I would hate and love to see your browser history, brother.
No worries...
As long as they are consenting adults and not children like these women are who are more than likely ex-military and enjoy the abuse they probably have quite an extensive background with these kinds of extra curricular activities!...
After all It's so Western. Isn't it!...
Yeah, while I'm here:
Fuck kids, too. Pains in the collective ass, any little cretin under 18.
Fuck gays, too. And bisexuals, transgenders, cross-dressers, shemales, lebians, etc.
Keep a dog, chicken and pig nearby. Ya never know.
Keep a dog, chicken and pig nearby. Ya never know.
Certainly would have helped our war campaign efforts tons in that Country if "our finest" in uniform had stuck to your corollary instead of messing with the indigenous under aged the way they have!
No wonder Obama didn't want those pictures and videos to see the light of day!!!
ursula is kinda sweet. i'd poke that a few times.
Here we go again.
Poke. Hit. Spank.
This shit never gets old.
Do any of these sperm recepticles have military experience (beyond blowing...........things up)?
No, their only job now as Defense Secretary is to defend the rape culture they've imported from the Middle East.
All these surrender monkeys in Europe and Amerika plus the rest of the West (especially Merkel) need to be Mussolinied as traitors.
Embracing Islamo rapists and the destruction of their countries. Evil evil idiots.
I guessed four out of five correctly. Figured that dude in the middle with the fur boa was gay.
The dude in the middle is of Mongol ancestry and would probably rip your head off in a bar room fight. There are no gays in Russian military. Our secretary of defense would probably pass out if you bitch slapped his face.
No gays. Just manly men who suck each others dicks and fuck each other in the ass.
No gays though.
At least they're manly (and keep their sex lives private).
Good point.
Not gay, just realize gay men exist. Everywhere.
Are you defending yourself or the culture?
While gay men tend to believe there are gay men everywhere, the stats suggest 1% of the male population is gay.
So you you can't speak of gays in general without being thought of as gay?
Are you repressing?
For goodness sake if you want some cock go get it. Dont be one of those gay bashing faggots who secretly wants to be marinated in sperm. That shit's played out.
Sorry. Not Interested.
It's a different world that cannot be looked at through American lenses. To get into the Russian military you need reference from your Orthodox priest. Orthodox priests in local parishes are married men with families. You need to be an Orthodox Christian in good standing to get a military referral. You cannot be gay and living the lifestyle as they say in the West and be considered an Orthodox Christian in good standing, recieving communion and sacraments. Any more than me a married heterosexual if I committed adultery regularly were to tell my priest I will keep doing it would be considered "outside" the Orthodox Faith. If a gay person lied, and they were found out, they would probably be beaten to death by fellow military personnel. Yes, not too Christian of an act, but the military protects the Motherland. So gays in the Russian military is probable, but VERY unlikely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFLv4zAeXaE&index=51&list=FLhxqwnacwtI22...
Nah. Serving in the military requires no reference from any priest.
You definitely won't find any feminine gays in the Russian military. But superiors pimp out or rape new recruits semi-occasionally. Small percentage but not anything which should be accepted by a society which has a general revulsion towards gays. It's common for guys doing their required service to be worried about dedovshchina and potentially 'experiencing' it. However it does appear to be getting less...hopefully the trend continues to be that way.
http://eng.mil.ru/en/management/minister.htm?id=11445111@SD_Employee
I know Airforce Officer, maybe 105# that would kick most talkers here.
She handles Caucasian Shepherd service dogs near twice her size.
I expect those eurodefense biddies own toy dogs and toy men
Or toy women or just sex toys.
Hence he's a mongoloid.
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I am sure that they have tons of military experience between them.
/sarc
It's certainly not by accident that the 'feminized' nations would have females at the helm... And the more masculine nation/s would be doing in the space of weeks, what the feminized nations haven't finished/given up/taken a Midol, fill-in-the-blanks, in how many months/years, etc.?
Correction, they are "zionised" nations, just like America...
Divide and conquer, Zio-style. Now let in the Muslims, for the kill.
zionised - feminised: same pathetic thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hvwza0FVns
god(ess) help us...especially Europe!
LOL - Great article to float for the lulz
and I disagree, Tyler(s), with this tongue-in-cheek insinuation, you loveble rascal(s)
as much as I don't like to see a young female reporter in a combat zone, fake or real, I love to see a female minister of defense
then the qualifications for the ministry of defense aren't different from that of the interior, while many ministries have even higher and more specific qualifications needs
a man or a woman heading defense does just have to be a good administrator and a good power-broker, while having a good nose for corruption of any kind if not just to avoid any stumbling blocks (and the overpriced lobbyism at political level is anyway not the minister's problem except to coordinate - that's institutional corruption, NATO-Style, not illegal, just an open scandal)
those gals here are all political heavyweight. don't underestimate them, they eat political enemies (very often in their own parties, mind) for breakfast
further, a woman is slightly less likely to engage in mad machinations, best secret in some cigar-smoking den of wannabe conspirator for great secret schemes
don't believe even for a moment that every and each of them can't hold a staring contest with their Russian counterpart
in fact, Ursula von der Leyen is my favourite for the post of chancellorship. would fit the times and needs
"don't believe even for a moment that every and each of them can't hold a staring contest with their Russian counterpart ".
Now you know why no nuclear power has ever selected a woman as head of Defense.
the head of defense is usually at least the third in line of command, isn't he? if a nuclear decision has to be taken and nr. 1 and nr. 2 aren't available, then you are in deepest shit anyway
but nuclear powers are known to be anyway a bit more aggressive then the countries of those gals, lately. for aggressive posture men are way better, no doubt
Defense ministers of serious world stage players are the spider in the web between bureaucracy and military, as well as being in charge of setting the country's military doctrine and organizing drills and activities.
Let's face it, the only reason those girls share the same leather chair is because their countries are nothing but vassals of the Western Zionazi Order. Remember who is in charge of European defense & security?
Less combat but every month some serious negotiations.
so girls can do anything boys can do - except be a reporter in a war zone because... why they might get raped?
I have what may be news for you, Ghordius - rape is not the worst thing that can be done to a person, and your thesis, surely arising out of good intentions, is both paternalistic and logically incoherent.
If they want to report from war zones - have at it.
*otherwise* basically agree and good post.
they simply get more attention if taken prisoners, and attention is the last thing you often need, in such cases
totally unnecessary, totally my opinon and preference, that's all
further, if taken prisoners, it's a bigger hit to morale to the male troops. and might cause uncessary heroics, and so hurt and death
a broken and sick morale situation is by the way not that different from wounding, it literally causes physical deterioration, in some cases
ok, most people here know a lot what it means to be on the ever victor's side, so probably they will think I'm blathering
Get a room, you two.
mutti put her in as defense min, for the very reason you admire her as the next chancellor.
notice the fate for previous defense mins since kf jung.
-further, a woman is slightly less likely to engage in mad machinations....-
LMAO.....OK now thats funny right there....I don't care who ya'are.
OMG - I'd fuck Hennis-Plasschaert, marry Enstrom and kill Shoygu who is the only one, I suspect, who might be able to beat me in a fight.
I'm pretty sure they'd all be able to kick your ass.
And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it means to be 'pretty sure' of something.
And that you'd gladly take a cock to the mouth over a punch from me.
:)
My god...
If we ever get attacked by anything more violent then a butterfly, we're doomed...
I grew up in the fifties when all things Russian were bad, at least in the U.S. Now, in my old age, I'm starting to become a Russophile. So sue me, 'cause at least that's a genuine American fighting response.
In the fifties, US propaganda taught Americans that the most beautiful Russian women looked like Kruschev, and the average Russian woman looked like Bresnev. I've since learned that may not have been true.
May not? Go down to the Caribbean resorts. The Russian chicks there are fantastic. Even the babushkas are better looking than the average fat and out of shape American. They remind me of the old days.
Damn it!
Land whales riding Lil Rascals down the aisles of Walmart are beautiful!
Just ask a black guy into fat asses like Kanye West.
Kanye be my bitch
Kanye be President 2020. Watch out how you talk about Yesus...
LOL! EUROFOR is about to declare war on spiders.
I vote Netherlands.
I'd lay waste to germany, my eyes are bad and I'm old.
The old lady would kill me.
One look at google says there is no contest. She got to be one of the hottest high-government officials on the planet.
Might want to take off your beer goggles.
Seems that being either a lezbo bull dyke or a MILF will get you a top job in Government. /s
Seriously though...
History has shown time and again, that an effeminate nation falls to a masculine nation. Western nations are becoming more and more effeminate.
Elizabeth the First of England? Catherine of Russia? Maria-Theresia of Austria?
the top might be feminine while the "body", the nation, might be very masculine. don't forget that most european nations had, until a short while ago, conscription
Key point here is that you run out of examples damn fast Ghordius.
The exception to the rule PROVES the rule. It doesn't disprove it.
.... and?
Actually the United States EPA Administrator looks like more of a Defense Secretary than the Russan dude.
Ok, which one would you trust to defend your family from an evil, highly armed, ruthless enemy ??